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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
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Episodes
- #385: Here's To You, MattDec 22, 2022 · 19 min1- Cancer sucks
2- Rats get fat and good men die
3- I’ll just use gas
4- Take care of you
5- Rules to live by
6- Thanks for the memories
- #384: Baked AlaskaDec 17, 2022 · 21 min1- Trump NFT: only $99. Great War on Christmas gift.
2- I’m not goin' to jail for him… Yes, you are.
3- No, it isn’t the party of Lincoln.
4- We almost got it right
5- Can we talk?
- #383: No Truth RequiredDec 12, 2022 · 14 min1- Brittney is out
2- It's Werewolfing time
3- Cheating Works
4- Black robe by day, white robe by night
5- Thanks, Trevor.
- #382: Wisdom TeethDec 2, 2022 · 23 min1- I don’t like Black mass shooters
2- There’s 2 white supremacists at Mar a Lago
3- How is Herschel not winning? He was gonna go to law school.
4- Freedom of speech we approve of
5- Same-sex marriage saved
6- Corporate crime aka business as usual
7- Merry Christmas
- #381: Stupid Don’t Get Tired. I do.Nov 18, 2022 · 17 min1- Dems got Senate, Republicans got House. Nothing gets done.
2- Sorry, Kari, elections are real.
3- A prophet gets his wish
4- Hershel, vampires, werewolves, and child care. Observably stupid.
5- LA wins. Sherriff, Mayor, People.
6- Chappelle gotta Chappelle and we love it
7- Find me at rebelHQ TYT.com and Zofunny on IG Love ya
- #380: Midterm MadnessNov 11, 2022 · 28 min1- Now they gotta explain a run-off to Herschel.
2- Sex-shamed by Boebert
3- We won by not losing big.
4- Let's fire the racist so we can elect him.
5- Twitter has Twatted
- #379: Vote Vote VoteNov 5, 2022 · 20 min1- If it wasn’t important, they wouldn’t be trying to stop you.
2- Twitter is dead.
3- Hate speech is real.
4- What did rich white males want in 1791? Guns.
5- Kyrie is Krazy.
6- No Empathy. No Apology. No Accountability.
- #378: We're Number 4!Oct 27, 2022 · 22 min1- Its about the children…No, it's not.
2- Herschel Walker paid for another one. Another abortion not another kid. He doesn’t pay for those.
3- Don’t debate after a stroke
4- Stop the steal or we’ll shoot
5- MTG takes a bath with Trump and it's beautiful.
6- Hello, Pot, This is Kettle.
7- Shirley Raines life matters
8- Ye is not winning
9- California economy is number 4 IN THE WORLD. Sorry, Texas, you’re number 10. Thats far below 4, if you’re counting.
- #377: We’re Gonna Need That DNAOct 21, 2022 · 29 min1- 1400 to 18. They win, you lose.
2- I got a badge. You got a badge. Everybody got a badge.
3- Good ole racism. When all else fails...
4- Drunk Driving? C’mon down to Georgia.
5- She’s just too smart
6- Sorry, mom. Do you have your kids DNA?
7- That is not presidential ice cream
- #376: I Should Have Bought An AppleOct 13, 2022 · 23 min1- Mitch McConnell just won’t quit
2- LA City Council a racist mess
3- Get in the union
4- You don’t have to go to China to hire children
5- Why didn’t I buy Apple?
- #375: Ladies and Gentlemen: Rudy MorenoSep 29, 2022 · 48 min1- The Original Latino Comic
2- Yeah I know him and her and them
3- Santa Claus
4- Commerce has a Casino?
5- In this corner…
6- I love LA whatever happens
7- He’s now a rock star
- #374: Fraud and the Frauding FraudstersSep 23, 2022 · 26 min1- Take his money.
2- Brett Farve, the silence is deafening.
3- Hey, Ted. Asylum worked for daddy.
4- My name is Ron Johnson and I approve this message
5- Texas is number 1… in banning books
6- He’s a 20 something kid
- #373: DeSantis De IdiotSep 16, 2022 · 24 min1- Isn’t that human trafficking?
2- She’s a hero, not a criminal.
3- build a freeway Crush a home
4- Mermaids have no color. No really, they don’t. They’re not real.
5- Uh Oh, we’re becoming a shit hole.
6- Hey Touron, do not feed the bison.
- #372: The Common GoodSep 9, 2022 · 34 min1- Mississippi will Mississippi
2- Crooks, I mean, Bank of America
3- White Privilege? There’s a card for that
4- He’s going to get away with it
5- Angry, old white women
6- The common good? Nah.
- #371: That Train Is Coming, It’s Late But It’s Coming.Sep 1, 2022 · 24 min1- WATER
2- They’re leaving Cali.. No, they’re not
3- Declassify the fake docs. That’ll get ‘em.
4- Waitin on a train
5- Relax, MTG, Palin’s not coming.
6- Thank You, Serena.
- #370: California StoriesAug 27, 2022 · 19 min1- Vegas
2- Pay your loans. We said your loans, not our loans.
3- Tough on crime. Maybe not so much.
4- Bullet-proof backpacks
5- Not in my very expensive backyard
6- No gas in Cali
7- RIP Joey D
8- National Dog Day. Give ‘em a treat.
- #369: Terrell Tilford Band of VicesAug 18, 2022 · 55 min1- Bringing Art to an underserved world
2- No egos here
3- Some LeBron’s 97 million
4- No bad art, kids. Create Create Create.
5- It's all good news
- #368: Trump Takes The 5thAug 12, 2022 · 20 min1- Hello, this is the FBI, about those papers you took…
2- I plead the 5th. Emphasis on Plead
3- Attack the FBI? F**k around Find out
4- Damn those low gas prices
5- Serena’s greatness requires no comparisons
6- Stupid Don’t Get Tired on YouTube NOW
- #367: The End Of DaysAug 5, 2022 · 22 min1- Release Brittney Griner
2- Kansas Pro Choice
3- Profits up 235%. Why can’t it be 300?
4- Defund the Library
5- Disney does it right
6- Your lawyers hate you
7- Cracker Barrel destroys democracy
- #366: All About JessicaJul 29, 2022 · 1 hr 2 minLive from Just For Laughs Montreal with Jessica Kirson
- #365: CANCELLEDJul 23, 2022 · 13 min1- Still in Montreal.
2- Still Hot in England.
3- I’m dumb and I’m a role model.
4- Walgreens is not a church.
5- Chappelle banned but we still sell tickets
6- Bruce’s Beach is once again Bruce’s Beach.
- #364: There Is No BottomJul 15, 2022 · 18 min1- It's not a baseball catcher
2- It's not a Proud Boys supporter
3- It's not slavery denial (though that's close)
4- No, my fetus is a passenger (Great Argument)
5- It's denial that a 10 year old was raped. DING DING DING. You win, Ohio Garbage People.
6- With a touch of Herschel stupid thrown in.
- #363: Santa In JulyJul 8, 2022 · 22 min1- Highland Park Massacre
2- Yes, Marjorie, you do have mental illness.
3- 8 years old... Somehow we’re Ok with that.
4- Your gas price is up? Republicans did that.
5- Free Brittney Griner
6- Tiara Mack twerks Ted Cruz Shoots. Which is Obscene?
7- David “Santa “ Riddell arrested for protesting regulations that don’t exist. You’ve been naughty, Santa.
- #362: Greg Proops The Smartest Man In The WorldJun 30, 2022 · 1 hr 5 min1- It all started in San Francisco...
2- Who’s Line Is It? He improv'ed learning improv.
3- England to unapologetic
4 - The Art of Teaching
5- 30 years and it’s still guns and abortion
6- Dick Cheney and the Good Ole Days
7- Vote, read, and VOTE
8- The Good News Is...
- #361: No EthicsJun 24, 2022 · 25 min1- Jan 6 hearings for entertainment only
2- Yeah but what if it's a Muslim school?
3- He took the day off
4- Grab your gun. The Court has spoken.
5- No ethics rules. Why? They’re Supreme.
6- Plenty of bad cops to go around
7- I mean, it wasn’t a dog. Let's play some football.
- #360: Glad To Be Back, I Think...Jun 15, 2022 · 32 min1- I want to watch some perp walkin'.
2- But it's just a loan
3- I don’t have water. How about some gas?
4- Patriots in a Uhaul? Lock 'em up.
5- Young White Males
6- Criminal profits, oh, I mean gas prices.
- #359: JESUS CHILDRENMay 26, 2022 · 12 minUvalde
- #358: Welcome Crystal MarieMay 19, 2022 · 55 minWelcome comic, host, actress, and now EMT: Crystal Marie!
- #357: Who’s Better Than You?May 13, 2022 · 25 min1- Sarah says comics are better than Representatives
2- Uncle Clarence forgot to talk to Mrs. Uncle Clarence
3- Over educated women scare weak ass cowardly Republican men
4- It's not a difficult issue, it's F**KIN RAPE.
5- Uh... your neighbors joined the protest.
6- Thank you, Ms. Psaki, you’re better than them to the very end.
7- I’m Sean Hannity and I’m a coward. I endorse this message.
8- Airlines are Assholes
9- Everyone is better than elected representatives
- #356: Comedy Gives Back with Zoe Friedman & Jodi LiebermanMay 5, 2022 · 46 min1- CHAPPELLE ATTACKED. Going to have to add self
defense and security to services
2- Helping comics financially, physically, & mentally
3- Carneys get unemployment, so should we.
4- Comics are generous to our own. We need you too.
5- Golf tournament & Basketball Game
6- Donate. Text Laugh to 707070
comedygivesback.com
7- you might work alone you don’t have to be alone
- #355: Riffin With GriffinApr 28, 2022 · 58 min1- Glad he didn't give up
2- Does art imitate life? Nah.
3- Free Speech? Time will tell..
4- Get rid of them angry followers
5- The Oscars? Pass.
6- Comedy and emotion
7- The best compliments come from both sides
8- Old Dad
- #354: Stupid Is ArmedApr 22, 2022 · 22 min1- NYC
2- Masks? We were kidding. You’re fine.
3- Morning news. Morning bad news.
4- Execution: Texas-style
5- Marriage if church and state by the courts
6- Hey, China. We’re banning math books.
7- Teach my child? I’ll sue.
8- Tucker says burn your balls into manhood
- #353: It's OK To Be A UnicornApr 16, 2022 · 26 min1- No, Tucker, a black mass shooter doesn’t make it okay.
2- Ghost guns are still guns
3- Stop those trucks
4- 10000 Ukrainians walk into a bar...
5- Inflation is rough all over
6- Corrupt and Stupid
7- It IS okay to be a Unicorn
- #352: Brian BabylonApr 7, 2022 · 57 min1- I started with Hannibal
2- Talk radio: a great job for the 80’s
3- Slap heard round the world
4- Black Lives Houses seem to matter
5- Men go to any lengths to find the Creepy
- #351: Did Something Happen Last Week?Apr 1, 2022 · 26 min1- Can’t talk about Fox News
2- Cant talk about Apple
3- Chris Rock and Will Smith.
- #350: Ketanji Brown JacksonMar 25, 2022 · 26 min1- Best Tweet Ever
2- The Chairman calls the idiot from Tennessee.
3- Don't you know who I am?! Unfortunately, we do.
4- Why are Conservatives angry?
5- Mrs. Harris, will you be the deciding vote?
- #349: Chris McGuire Running The RoomMar 10, 2022 · 43 min1- From Snoop to Martha To Nikki to George... He writes the funny.
2- How do you get Cloris Leachman to work dirty?
3- Finding the funny for them
4- Boston, NY, LA
5- TV in the middle
6- Leaded Gas
7- The good news is…
- #348: The World Famous Guy TMar 3, 2022 · 1 hr 3 min1- Guest Guy Torry
2- Phat Tuesday: The Place to Be
3- Good to be naive
4- Acting with the dark side of comedy
5- Doin' Life
6- Looking back and soaking it up
7- Country Music Awards?
- #347: Eating Salad DrunkFeb 24, 2022 · 30 min1- Putin over Biden? Don’t tell Reagan
2- Freedom to deny Freedom
3- Shipping and handling definitely cost extra
4- I’m going to Disneyland
5- EATING SALAD DRUNK by GABE HENRY and us comics
- #346: Jamie Kaler: HomeschooledFeb 17, 2022 · 57 min1- Sweet Taste of Urine
2- Navy Lieutenant surrenders to second grade
3- What’s my Name?
4- Funniest Dad
5- She’s checking her phone
6- The Parents Lounge
7- Thanks for a sense of wonder
- #345: Joe Rogan SaidFeb 10, 2022 · 1 hr 20 min1- Voting rights: Gone.
2- Let’s ban the books!
3- The Freedom Convoy, isn’t.
4- He’s Black. Let's shoot him, again!
5- Leo Flowers on Life and Living
- #344: Time For Black Women To Make HistoryFeb 3, 2022 · 1 hr 9 min1- No such thing as bad publicity
2- Newsom is an idiot
3- Another Fox hero falls
4- Of course it's systematic racism
5- Black women are OVERQUALIFIED and better than you, Cruz.
6- Just don’t pay it
7- Bethany Van Delft
- #343: How Much Is Rich Worth?Jan 27, 2022 · 47 min1- John Stockton, we don’t need your assist.
2- Stupid SOB is a Stupid SOB
3- What’s her end game?
4- Ass whoopin Needed. Right NOW!
5- She did it just like the men do
6- Self made inheritance
7- Brian Murdoch: hard at work
- #342: Welcome John HensonJan 20, 2022 · 1 hr 5 min1- Cancelled
2- Food, Wipeouts, and Soup
3- Scorpion and other inappropriate observations
4- Vaccinate white people
5- Kenny Ray? Coon Rapids? You do the math.
6- Good news. Subpoenas ignored. Career Ended?
7- Alexander Hamilton saw this coming
- #341: Aida RodriguezJan 13, 2022 · 50 min1- HBO MAX Special
2- Her personal is topical
3- Puerto Rican, Dominican, Light-skinned, LatinX. Let's add woman for fun.
4- Woke ain’t Woke
5- Generations
6- Anyone and everyone is game for funny
7- Covid Pneumonia from Fauci
8- Bob Saget: In tragedy there is HOPE.
- #340: Welcome Dwayne PerkinsJan 5, 2022 · 1 hr 5 min1- International Comedy
2- Been Black and Brooklyn all over the world
3- What do they think of us?
4- Black Ice
5- Celebrity worship
6- Friends to the end, sort of.
7- It’s my Twitter
8- Some good news
- #339: 2021 is GONEDec 29, 2021 · 54 min1- Insurgence
2- Vaccines and Variants
3- Billionaires in space
4- Schools open. Let's start shooting.
5- Schools open. Let's stop teaching.
6- Justice vs No Justice in Black and White
7- Sports and Science
8- Remember the good ole days when Palin was crazy?
9- You could be from Florida
10- Buy Time
11- In tribute to Tutu: here’s Jonathan Butler
- #338: Los Angeles Press Icon Patt MorrisonDec 17, 2021 · 48 min1- What happened to news?
2- Did the lie become the truth?
3- Congress with a conscience
4- Gen X, Y, Z and then…
5- No really, LA has a culture.
6- Dateline the Moon
- #337: Can we get Jesus for Justice?Dec 9, 2021 · 1 hr 5 min1- Freedom of religion, as long as its my religion.
2- Look at the gun Jesus gave me for Christmas!
3- Is it a Dic Pic?
3- Science tries again. Science fails again.
4- First response is: No
5- Perfect wrong number
6- Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Mal Hall.
- #336: Welcome Tom PapaDec 2, 2021 · 59 min1- Old Fashioned Stand Up
2- A New Variant
3- Working with the best
4- A Tip on tipping
5- My Brother’s in trouble
6- Christmas tips you can’t use
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