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Don’t Hate on Man Cereal, Don’t Bang Your Cousin, Don’t Microwave FishJun 10, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minSarah and Mary talk Man Cereal, the risks of a $900 video recording litter box, cash to confetti, microwave crime - and more.
Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.- Sarah and the Case of the Mysterious Beep, Coaster Nuggets, Celebratory SplitsJun 3, 2026 · 1 hr 2 minSarah shares her mysterious beep saga, guy gets banned for life from Six Flags for eating chicken nuggets on a rollercoaster, viral graduation split - and more.
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- Hilarious Sarah Colonna Travel Rant, Caviar Pizza, Mackenzie Shirilla Requests Kim Kardashian’s RepresentationMay 27, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minSarah and Mary talk Jet Suite X travel rage, $55 pizza slices, Mackenzie Shirilla’s a bad egg - and more.
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- Netflix Documentary The Crash, Pizza Hut Nostalgia, Salad Bar ConfessionsMay 20, 2026 · 59 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on the Netflix documentary The Crash, Pizza Hut’s making an 80’s comeback, Thousand Island dressing bonds the girls - and more.
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- Kevin Hart Roast, Worst Ex Ever - 90 Day Fiancé Guy, McMenu HeartbreakMay 13, 2026 · 1 hrSarah and Mary share their thoughts on The Roast of Kevin Hart on Netflix, the Worst Ex Ever ep w/ the guy from 90 Day Fiancé, dollar menu drama - and more.
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- Should I Marry a Murderer? Probably Not.May 6, 2026 · 58 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on the crazy Netflix documentary Should I Marry a Murderer, Chanel’s half shoe - and more.
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- Wink WinkApr 29, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minA not-so-Randy-Travis concert, dead husband holograms his own funeral Q and A, British Airways to allow in-flight phone calls (NO THANK YOU), Buddhist Monks caught with Kush - and more.
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- A Hodgepodge of LaughsApr 22, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minTemptation Island finale, guy books first class for himself and puts his girl in economy, bunk beds on planes, Sarah’s Amtrak nightmare - and more.
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- A Glimpse Into Temptation, Delta Lounge Stall Wars, Right Dating App - Wrong TimeApr 15, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minSarah and Mary dip their toes into the first couple episodes of Temptation Island on Netflix, Sarah takes a leadership position in line, there’s a correct time and place for dating app scrolling - and more.
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- Mind Your Own AgeApr 8, 2026 · 1 hr 2 minDonna Mills claps back, Kelly Ripa’s cue for “goodnight”, hero hands out vodka in long TSA lines, TikTok cowboy zeros, airplane birth - and more.
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- Love Overboard on HuluApr 1, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on the Hulu reality show “Love Overboard” - whether you watched it OR NOT - laugh along with them as they sink their teeth into the ridiculousness.
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- Board Up Your Windows, Here Comes David BlowyMar 25, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minWho’s watching what, a man faces backlash after running 3 miles in an airplane bathroom, Elon Gust and Dame Judy Drench, forest bathing, panic attacks - and more.
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- A Whole Lotta No Thank YouMar 18, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minSt. Patty’s Day, True Love, Coldplay affair lady, sex in a porta-potty, Buffalo Wild Wings is out of control, butter-runners - and more.
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- Half Naked and Not AfraidMar 11, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minCat debrief, Southwest sh*tshow, same-siders, Fruity Pebbles and dog petting, ranch milkshakes - and more.
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- A Lil’ This & ThatMar 4, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minSarah and Mary laugh their way through travel woes, feral cat angels, booze to wash down school lunch, unsolicited comedy feedback (NO THANK YOU) - and more.
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- Reality Check: America’s Next Top Model on NetflixFeb 25, 2026 · 1 hrSarah and Mary give their thoughts on Reality Check: America’s Next Top Model documentary series on Netflix, a TikTok influencer who’s washing her undies in the hotel coffee maker (NOT OKAY) - and more.
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- Knock it OffFeb 18, 2026 · 55 minTV recommendations (and non-recommendations), pickleball passion, family of bad eggs plant hair in food to dodge the check, passenger gives flight crew marijuana-laced sweets - and more.
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- Sounds Like a Bit of FunFeb 11, 2026 · 49 minColdplay kiss cam lady is a keynote speaker, Pizza Huts are closing (Mary’s NOT happy), criminals with a work ethic, lazy streakers - and more.
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- No Shame in a Dirty Martini at NoonFeb 4, 2026 · 53 minMore feelings about Heated Rivalry and Traitors, Sarah’s calling is to be a rage room deejay, at-home date ideas - and more.
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- Oh BrotherJan 28, 2026 · 59 minDating identical twins, pilfering pulled pork, mushrooms that make you hallucinate tiny humans, flight attendant’s secret codes - and more.
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- Fresh HellsJan 21, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minSarah and Mary cover some doozies: deposit 1M to secure your hotel room on the moon, woman gives a “purple nurple” in exchange for chocolate and pads, Disney Cruise with a rollercoaster, waking up under a python - and more.
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- What’s Shaking?Jan 14, 2026 · 56 minMAFS says goodbye to Dr. Pepper, Pastor Cal, and Pia, Sarah can’t get enough of The Traitors, The McRib is a McLie, self-driving cars are Waymo scary - and more.
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- Keeping It LightJan 7, 2026 · 56 minDo you want to know how many days you’ve wasted doom scrolling? Sarah and Mary say “no thank you.” TV recs, fresh starts, soft resolutions, analog bags, Kintsugi - and more.
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- Make It Work for YouDec 31, 2025 · 44 minHappy New Year’s Eve! Sarah and Mary are back to the future (you’ll get it when you listen): NYE party themes (mostly “No Thank You”) - and more.
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- MAFS Season 19 Recap w/ MAFS S18 Chicago Alum Thomas McDonaldDec 26, 2025 · 50 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they talk holiday party vibes and then recap Married at First Sight, S19, Austin with special guest Thomas McDonald from MAFS S18, Chicago: insightful, authentic, real talk - and more…
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- Mariah Carey Pop Up Bars, Elves on Shelves, Wind Machines, Playing Barista on Planes - and MoreDec 19, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minSarah and Mary are sleep deprived and unhinged: Mariah Carey pop up bars, elves on shelves, Reese’s and Oreo collab, idiots grinding coffee beans on planes - and more.
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- MAFS Season 19 Recap w/ MAFS Alum Michael Shiakallis Jr.Dec 12, 2025 · 58 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they cover a couple topics and then recap Married at First Sight, S19, Austin with special guest Michael Shiakallis Jr. from MAFS S17, Denver: overcorrections, disconnections, predictions revealed - and more…
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- Married at First Sight S19 - Austin Eps 13 and 14; Decision Day and The ReunionDec 5, 2025 · 1 hr 7 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 13 and 14; Decision Day and The Reunion: zeroes, zilches, gaslighting, “two eggs, wrong omelet” - and more…
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- Married at First Sight S19 - Austin Episodes 11 and 12Nov 28, 2025 · 1 hr 12 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 11 and 12: Everyone is under investigation at this point. Who even has hobbies? Sure fire way to ruin a boat ride. Continued shared calendar drama - and more…
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- Married at First Sight S19 - Austin Episodes 9 and 10Nov 21, 2025 · 1 hr 13 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 9 and 10: Burning Man division, pregnancy announcement, pickleball tension, losing battles - and more….
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- Married at First Sight S19 - Austin Episodes 7 and 8Nov 14, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 7 and 8: crawfish boils, vineyards, tantrums, violent insecurities, blood red flags - and more…
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- Married at First Sight S19 - Austin Eps 5 and 6Nov 7, 2025 · 1 hr 9 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 5 and 6: boat rides, new shared apartments, expert sightings, new red flags and more…
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- Married at First Sight S19 - Austin Episodes 3 and 4Oct 31, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 3 and 4: the final new couple, honeymoons, communication issues, drinks, fun hats, red flags and more…
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- Married at First Sight S19 - Austin Episodes 1 and 2Oct 24, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 1 and 2: new couples, weddings, receptions, buckle up….
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- Death in Apartment 603, Long John Silver’s Passion - and MoreOct 15, 2025 · 1 hrSarah and Mary share some thoughts on Death in Apartment 603: What Happened to Ellen Greenberg on Hulu, long John Silver’s logo update, Lay’s rebrand for dumb people - and more.
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- Medley of LaughsOct 8, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minFirefighter dumps tamps on ex’s lawn, don’t wear identifiable undies to rob a Dave’s Hot Chicken, a new way to nugget, “Zipcoding” - and more.
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- All Over the MapOct 1, 2025 · 53 minSarah and Mary are scattered in the best way: Bad eggs, wood in the corn dogs, 1-biters, soy sauce police, precious chefs - and more.
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- Strong Bush, Bad AnglesSep 24, 2025 · 57 minSarah and Mary share some thoughts (no spoilers) on The Girlfriend on Amazon Prime, Big Brother Live Feed/guilty pleasures, Coldplay affair couple BS update, mystery wedding crashers - and more.
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- Love Con Revenge and MoreSep 17, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minSarah and Mary are unhinged this week as they share their thoughts on Netflix’s Love Con Revenge, TikTokers who end up on the wrong continent, Red Lobster’s comeback - and more.
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- Stripes Are InSep 10, 2025 · 49 min
- Unknown Number: The High School Catfish on Netflix, Burning Man Orgy DomeSep 3, 2025 · 55 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on the Netflix documentary - Unknown Number: The High School Catfish, conversing with your meals, Burning Man’s Orgy Dome - and more.
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- The Thirsty HamsterAug 27, 2025 · 53 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on Netflix’s Fit for TV: The Reality Behind the Biggest Loser, Taylor and Travis, “Hamstering” - and more.
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- TikTok’s Meet-the-Teacher Rug Crying Mom and Cream cheese Schmear DramaAug 20, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on: TikTok’s Meet-the-Teacher rug crying mom, the TikToker who was unhappy with her bagel schmear, Sarah’s literal Big Brother dream - and more.
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- Mariah Carey’s World, Poor TikTok Post Decision, Anti-Loneliness Club - Party of OneAug 13, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minSarah and Mary laugh their way through random topics: Mariah Carey is a goal, not everything is safe for TikTok, double check your Anti-Loneliness ticket - and more.
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- The Hunting Wives on NetflixAug 6, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on The Hunting Wives on Netflix. Whether you watched it or not, you’ll blush and laugh along with them.
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- Trainwreck: P.I. Moms, Her Last Broadcast, Chuck E. Cheese’s ArrestJul 30, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on Trainwreck: P.I. Moms on Netflix, Her Last Broadcast: The Abduction of Jodi Huisentruit on Hulu, the arrest of Charles Elvis Cheese - and more.
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- Horsing Down a High NoonJul 23, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minSarah and Mary share their MANY thoughts on the Coldplay Jumbotron affair, a woman goes rogue on behalf of a chicken, and more.
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- Trainwreck: The Real Project X, Sharpie Lip Liner, Antipasto Salad-gateJul 16, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on Trainwreck: The Real Project X, Sharpie’s as lipliner, TikTok’s antipasto salad-gate, and more.
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- America’s Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Trainwreck: The Cult of American ApparelJul 9, 2025 · 1 hr 12 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on Netflix’s America’s Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders and Trainwreck: The Cult of American Apparel
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- Interview with Pastor Cal from Married at First Sight and Trainwreck: Poop Cruise on NetflixJul 2, 2025 · 1 hr 30 minSarah and Mary are thrilled to talk to Pastor Cal from Married at First Sight and also give their thoughts on the documentary Trainwreck: Poop Cruise on Netflix.
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