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Ep. 13 - Sega & SanrioJul 8, 2025 · 1 hr 19 minChelsea and Sean talk about their experience at House Sonic and House Hello Kitty, AKA Sega Joypolis and Sanrio Puroland.
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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan:
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Themes by Jacob Strick:
@jacobstrick.bsky.social- Ep. 12 - Tokyo DisneySeaMay 20, 2025 · 1 hr 30 minSean and Chelsea definitely JUST got back from Japan and rushed to the podcasting machine to tell you all about their time at Tokyo DisneySea
- Ep. 11 - LA Haunts 2024Nov 26, 2024 · 1 hr 15 minChelsea and Sean return from a long slumber for a belated Halloween even discussion. Thrills, Chills and a third scary thing await in this dive into 2024's LA haunts.
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Follow us on Bluesky: @Attractioneers.bsky.social
Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan: @sheeprilyn.bsky.social
Themes by Jacob Strick: @jacobstrick.bsky.social
- Ep. 10 - Popcorn at DisneyMay 22, 2024 · 1 hr 27 minWet Willy and the Corn Queen talk about popcorn farts, souvenir buckets and whatever the hell hot dog popcorn is.
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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Themes by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
- Ep. 9 - Universal Studio Tour/Tram 60th AnniversaryMay 7, 2024 · 1 hr 39 minSean and Chelsea discuss getting pissed on by Universal rides, the mid nature of the Studio Tour and how much Sean hates Fast and the Furious.
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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Themes by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
- Ep. 8 - The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man (with Kevin Kalbfeld)Mar 19, 2024 · 1 hr 39 minTheme park designer Kevin Kalbfeld (@Kevinkalbfelddesigns) joins to talk about why The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man is so dang good.
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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Themes and audio engineering by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
- Ep. 7 - Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (with Jane Mahoney)Mar 5, 2024 · 1 hr 31 minLocal Peter Pan freak Jane Mahoney (@ItsJaneMahoney) goes to toad hell with Chelsea and Sean.
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Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
- Ep. 6 - Pirates of the Caribbean (with Kris Dobbins)Feb 13, 2024 · 1 hr 44 minKris Dobbins (@C_Dobbins) joins the Attractioneers to talk Berms, Bromine and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social)
Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
- Ep. 5 - Omega MartJan 30, 2024 · 1 hr 23 minChelsea and Sean discuss all the fine products you can find at your local Omega Mart. Nothing weird here! Everything is f̵̘̮̜̩̟̫̋́̒́i̴̛̯̓́͘͝n̸̜̣͕̣͖̮̎̅e̶̢͉̭̪͆̎̃͆͂̓!
Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social)
Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
- Ep. 4 - Super Nintendo WorldDec 13, 2023 · 1 hr 33 minSean and Chelsea discuss Super Nintendo World in Hollywood. Also, Chelsea coins the phrase "Skin Characters."
Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
- Ep. 3 - Jungle CruiseNov 28, 2023 · 1 hr 48 minChelsea and Sean drink the Jungle Cruise water and ask the important questions, like "how does Jungle Cruise smell?"
Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
- Ep. 2 - Star Wars: Galaxy's EdgeNov 14, 2023 · 2 hr 25 minChelsea and Sean talk about Disneyland's greatest attraction, the Obelisk of Galaxy's Edge. Also the rest of Galaxy's Edge, but that's not as important as the Obelisk.
(EDITOR'S NOTE: There were still some audio issues, specifically echo in the back half, apologies!)
Socialize with these Bantha farmers:
Follow Sean: @Sean8UrSon (bluesky)
Follow Chelsea: @ChelcCruzy (Twitter)
Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
- Ep. 1 - Haunted MansionOct 31, 2023 · 2 hrIn the premiere episode of Attractioneers, Chelsea and Sean talk about their favorite attraction, Disneyland's Haunted Mansion. Listen for creaking crypt doors, quaking tombstones and materializing haunts that are... happy?!
(EDITOR'S NOTE: Audio may sound a bit off, we attempted to make it sound as good as possible, but we were still figuring out our recording setup, apologies!)
Socialize with these grim grinning ghosts:
Follow Sean: @Sean8UrSon
Follow Chelsea: @ChelcCruzy
Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn)
Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)
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