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Berner Phone
Hosted by Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/
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- Irrational Childhood Fears (with Vittorio Angelone)May 11, 2026 · 1 hr 19 minThis week, Des is joined by comedian Vittorio Angelone! They discuss childhood fears like sharks living in pools, quicksand, and getting drafted. FOLLOW VITTORIO: Tickets: https://vittorioangelone.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vittorioangelone YouTube: www.youtube.com/@vittorioangelonecomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@vittorioangelone X: https://x.com/vittorioangelon MIKE & VITTORIO'S GUIDE TO PARENTING PODCAST: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mike-vittorios-guide-to-parenting/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00DOzzuxZT1g9TztzkCO4r?si=e5347e914e64482c YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@guidetoparenting Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop X: https://x.com/desbishop YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5 FOLLOW HANNAH: Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hannahberner/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HannahBerner X: https://x.com/beingbernz TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/ FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: <a hre
- Is This Normal? (with Katie Boyle)May 4, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minThis week, Des is joined by comedian Katie Boyle to decide if the Little Dialers are weird or normal. FOLLOW KATIE: Website: https://www.katieboylecomic.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katieboylecomic/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katieboylecomic YouTube: www.youtube.com/@katieboylecomic THE SHIFT PODCAST: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-shift/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5rS2HPgLII06KMcb3De198?si=80823f77dadd40ef YouTube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM6mVEnpWVhGMz-pQ-5fypqGRiG6_edtQ&si=V9nyqAfwjd8dgnyg Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop X: https://x.com/desbishop YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5 FOLLOW HANNAH: Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hannahberner/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HannahBerner X: https://x.com/beingbernz TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/ FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
- Wisdom from Your Grandparents (With Caroline Baniewicz)Apr 27, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minCaroline Baniewicz is back this week and helps Des respond to wisdom from your grandparents. FOLLOW CAROLINE: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/carolinebaniewicz TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@carolinebaniewicz YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@carolinebaniewicz Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carolineebaniewicz/ Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop X: https://x.com/desbishop YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5 FOLLOW HANNAH: Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hannahberner/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HannahBerner X: https://x.com/beingbernz TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/ FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
- The First Song You Loved (with Caroline Baniewicz)Apr 20, 2026 · 1 hr 29 minThis week, Des is joined by friend, comedian, and professionally trained opera singer Caroline Baniewicz! The Dialers share the first songs they remember falling in love with, and Des and Caroline share their own picks from childhood. Caroline reflects on growing up listening to Christian music, and Des talks about how he felt watching an early Justin Bieber music video. FOLLOW CAROLINE: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/carolinebaniewicz TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@carolinebaniewicz YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@carolinebaniewicz Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carolineebaniewicz/ Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop X: https://x.com/desbishop YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5 FOLLOW HANNAH: Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hannahberner/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HannahBerner X: https://x.com/beingbernz TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/ FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
- Why Do Men Do This?Apr 13, 2026 · 1 hr 13 minWhy do men play so many video games? Why do they loudly grunt at the gym? How are they able to use 12-in-1 body washes and still have great skin? This week, Des is solo and attempts to explain men. Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop X: https://x.com/desbishop YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5 FOLLOW HANNAH: Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hannahberner/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HannahBerner X: https://x.com/beingbernz TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/ FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
- What's Bugging You?Apr 6, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minWhat's bugging everyone this week? Des discusses running influencers, Reddit commenters, and the protein craze. Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop X: https://x.com/desbishop YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5 FOLLOW HANNAH: Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hannahberner/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HannahBerner X: https://x.com/beingbernz TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/ FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
- More Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't BeMar 30, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minDes returns with part two of last week's prompt, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" Let us know in the Spotify comments what prompts you'd like him to tackle next. Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop X: https://x.com/desbishop YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5 FOLLOW HANNAH: Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hannahberner/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HannahBerner X: https://x.com/beingbernz TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/ FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
- Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't BeMar 23, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minThis week, Des is solo and fired up by your responses to the question, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" From waiting too long in a buffet line to using the bathroom on a plane, Des breaks down some of the most unnecessarily embarrassing moments we all deal with. Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop X: https://x.com/desbishop YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5 FOLLOW HANNAH: Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hannahberner/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HannahBerner X: https://x.com/beingbernz TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/ FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
- Episode #133: Advice With Maggie Hughes DePaloMar 16, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minThis week, Des and Chris are joined by comedian Maggie Hughes DePalo answering all the dialers needs for advice. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here. Get tickets to see Maggie on tour here.
- Episode #132: AITA?Mar 9, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minThis week Des and Chris are back answering whether the dialers are in fact the a**hole. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.
- Episode #131: Traditions That Should EndMar 2, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minThis week, Des and Chris are weighing in on all of the dialer's least favorite transitions that have got to go.
- Episode #130: Cheesy Slogans To Live ByFeb 23, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minThis week, Des and Chris are back on a dialer-heavy episode talking about their best cheesy slogans for life. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.
- Episode #129: Craziest Things You've Done For LoveFeb 16, 2026 · 1 hrThis week, Des and Chris are joined by Ali Kolbert reacting to the most unhinged things that the dialers have done for love! Ali is currently on the road with Hannah so check them out at a show and see all of their dates below Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here. Get tickets to see Ali here.
- Episode #128: Worst Financial DecisionsFeb 9, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minDes and Chris are back this week hearing the worst thing they ever spent money on and how much they spent. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.
- Berner Phone #127: Green Flags with Caitlin PeluffoFeb 2, 2026 · 1 hr 21 minToday we're joined by guest host Caitlin Peluffo to talk about the dialers top green flags in dating and beyond! Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here. Get tickets to see Cailtin on tour here.
- Berner Phone #126: Hills To Die OnJan 26, 2026 · 1 hr 16 minThis week, Des and Chris are back finding out what hills the dialers will die on. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.
- Berner Phone #125: Passive AggressionJan 19, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minThe dialers are sharing the most passive aggressive things they've done or had done to them. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows cookunity.com/BERN for 50% off with code BERN functionhealth.com/BERN or code BERN25 for $25 credit
- Berner Phone #124: Little Gripes Part 2Jan 12, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minThe dialers are annoyed by so much that we had to do a part 2. get tix to Hannah's tour get tix to Des' tour
- Berner Phone #123: Little GripesJan 5, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minFrom nose breathers to dish sponges to uber eats, the dialers are explaining the small things that annoy them to no end. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone #123: Little GripesJan 5, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minFrom nose breathers to doing dishes, the dialers are sharing the small annoyances that can ruin their day. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone 122: Wildest Holiday Traditions Part 2Dec 23, 2025 · 50 minWe're back this week with more unique holiday traditions. We're in the thick of the holiday season so the dialers need a distraction. Put your headphones on, ignore your family fighting in the background, and enjoy this episode. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone #121: Wildest Holiday TraditionsDec 16, 2025 · 1 hr 7 minWe're getting in the holiday spirit this week. The dialers shared their family's craziest holiday traditions. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone #120: Controversial Takes Pt. 2Dec 9, 2025 · 1 hr 6 minThe dialers had so many good hot takes that we had to do a second episode. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone #119: Controversial TakesDec 2, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minThe dialers are letting us in on the thing they hate that everyone else seems to love. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone #118: Local GossipNov 24, 2025 · 58 minWe'd rather get involved in other people's drama than deal with our own, so we asked the dialers to tell us their juiciest local gossip. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' show
- Berner Phone #117: Live Call-InsNov 18, 2025 · 1 hr 38 minWe took a risk and tried live call-ins for the first time in Berner Phone history. The only reason we pulled off the admin is because Hannah wasn't involved. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des's shows
- Berner Phone #116: Relationship TurnoffsNov 12, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minThe dialers called in and shared their biggest turnoffs in relationships. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone 115: Customer Service Horror StoriesNov 4, 2025 · 1 hr 14 minThe dialers are sharing their craziest customer service stories that prove the customer isn't always right. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone #114: Dating Tips & TricksOct 27, 2025 · 1 hr 32 minDes is joined by special guest Gabby Bryan to give their best shot at dating advice. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone 113: What's Bugging You?Oct 20, 2025 · 1 hr 16 minInstead of taking it out on their families, the dialers are airing their grievances on the pod and letting us know what's been bugging them. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone 112: Family SecretsOct 14, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minWe have a juicy one today - the dialers are spilling their family secrets. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone 111: Relationship HypocrisyOct 8, 2025 · 1 hr 1 minChris is back and we're in studio. The vibes are high and we're discussing double standards in relationships. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone 110: Ruthless AdviceSep 30, 2025 · 1 hr 19 minDes is giving advice on the questions you don't want to ask your friends. Shop at REVOLVE.com/BERN and use code BERN for 15% off your first order. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone 109: Weirdest CrushesSep 23, 2025 · 1 hr 6 minThe dialers are asking us to hear them out on their most out-of-pocket crushes. get tickets to Hannah's tour get ticket to Des' shows
- Berner Phone #108: HAN SOLOSep 16, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minHannah is a solo parent to the pod this week and she's answering the dialer's burning questions. Shop at REVOLVE.com/BERN and use code BERN for 15% off your first order. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone #107: The Art of Gentle RevengeSep 8, 2025 · 1 hr 1 minRevenge is an art and the dialers may have mastered it. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone #106: Dialer's ChoiceSep 2, 2025 · 54 minWe're letting the dialer's choose their own adventure this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone #105: Advice to Your Younger SelfAug 25, 2025 · 1 hr 20 minThe dialers are sharing the advice they wish someone had given them 10 years ago. get tix to Hannah's tour get tix to Des' shows
- Berner Phone #104: Nonsexual Turn OnsAug 19, 2025 · 1 hr 6 minThis week we're celebrating some of life's simple pleasures. The dialers are sharing the nonsexual things that are arguably better than sex. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des's shows
- Berner Phone #103: Chaos GoblinsAug 12, 2025 · 57 minWe went rogue this episode and didn't have a prompt. So without futher ado, let's hear what the dialers are up to and wanting to discuss this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour get ticket to Des' shows
- Berner Phone #102: Are you better than everyone?Aug 4, 2025 · 1 hr 12 minWe asked the dialers to share what makes them feel better than everyone else. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
- Berner Phone #101: What's Bugging YouJul 28, 2025 · 1 hr 21 minWho needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? The dialers are getting the things that are bothering them off their chest this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live
- Berner Phone #100: What Did You Just Say?Jul 21, 2025 · 1 hr 6 minHannah has some exciting news and the dialers are sharing the craziest things someone has said to their face. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live
- Berner Phone #99: Things That Make You Feel OldJul 14, 2025 · 1 hr 12 minBeing called ma'am for the first time can really stick with you - just ask Hannah. This prompted her to ask the dialers to share the moments that have made them feel old. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live
- Berner Phone #98: It Shouldn't Be Awkward Pt. 2Jul 3, 2025 · 1 hr 25 minA prompt so nice, we had to use it twice. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live
- Berner Phone #97: It Shouldn't Be AwkwardJun 30, 2025 · 1 hr 22 minThere are many things in life that shouldn't be awkward like waiting in line and sitting in traffic, but somehow our brains trick us into thinking we're embarassing ourselves. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live
- Berner Phone #96: Our Worst Crash OutsJun 23, 2025 · 1 hr 17 minCrashing out is the cool Gen Z way to say mental breakdown. We've all been there, and the dialers are sharing stories of the crash out moments they'll never forget. get tickets to Hannah's tour see Des live
- Berner Phone #95: The Most Inspirational QuotesJun 16, 2025 · 1 hr 11 minIf you post an inspirational quote on social media your friends might question your mental stability, so we had the dialers share them here instead. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live
- Berner Phone #94: Lockdown PositivityJun 9, 2025 · 1 hr 16 minThe pandemic had a lot of lows, but today we're looking on the bright side. The dialers are telling stories about the positives that came out of lockdown and we share our own story. Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des live
- Berner Phone #93: Dumb Stuff for Hot PeopleJun 2, 2025 · 1 hr 6 minWe've all stayed in a relationship a few months too long solely because the person was hot. The dialers are sharing stories of the craziest things they've ever done for a hot person. Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des live