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Ep. 169: Pat.E.goniA | BS with Brian SimpsonJun 9, 2026 · 39 minFrom police arresting a one armed woman to Patagonia Vs. Patty Gonia, we cover everything weird in the news this week with a few listener emails sprinkled in. Keep it tight! 00:00 – Intro & Listener Submissions 01:10 – The One-Handed Driver Traffic Stop 02:35 – Why Courts Care About Evidence 05:25 – The Problem With Small Amounts of Power 09:20 – When You Simply Can't Win 11:00 – Listener Follow-Up: The Perfect Crime Answer 12:25 – The Perjury Solution 14:05 – Gaming, Deadlock & Competitive Play 15:00 – Moving to Minneapolis Advice 16:30 – The Truth About Long RPG Games 17:00 – Why Mattresses Matter More Than You Think 18:55 – Spending Money on the Right Things 22:35 – The Microwaved Fish Incident 24:00 – Workplace Etiquette Gone Wrong 28:10 – Patagonia vs. Patagonia? 31:00 – When Trademark Disputes Get Weird 34:30 – Who's Actually Right Here? 38:45 – Final Thoughts & Outro Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 168: Ball Maxing? | BS with Brian SimpsonJun 2, 2026 · 59 minComedian Brian Simpson dives into modern politics, internet culture, psychology experiments, human behavior, and one of the strangest online trends imaginable. In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to listener emails about political frustration, social media culture, moving to a new city, psychological studies, trauma, confidence, and the growing obsession with “maxxing” trends online. The conversation ranges from the famous Universe 25 mouse experiment and the Milgram obedience study to modern internet echo chambers, self-worth, and why so many people feel disconnected from modern life. 00:00 – Intro & Korea Travel Delay 00:55 – Listener Pushback on Democrats & Politics 03:39 – Why Politicians Never Face Consequences 08:19 – Why People Treat Politics Like Sports Teams 15:16 – General Life Advice for Listeners 18:28 – The Psychology Experiments That Changed Everything 20:52 – The Monopoly Privilege Experiment Explained 23:20 – Growing Up in the DMV Area 30:55 – Mumbo Sauce, Go-Go Music & D.C. Culture 35:00 – Brian’s New Book Recommendation 37:24 – Thought Experiment: Erasing Trauma 41:15 – Advice for Moving to a New City 48:34 – The Return of “Ball Maxxing” 50:20 – Why Internet Trends Keep Getting Stranger 55:23 – The Real Problem Isn’t Your Appearance 58:20 – Final Thoughts & Outro VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 167: Morals vs Capitalism | BS with Brian SimpsonMay 19, 2026 · 42 minThis episode of BS with Brian Simpson covers everything from the viral “Universe 25” mouse experiment to internet echo chambers, modern anxiety, tradwife discourse, media panic cycles, and some of the weirdest online trends imaginable. Brian also reacts to listener emails, philosophical thought experiments, Reddit confessions, and discusses why so many people feel disconnected despite living in the most connected era in history. 00:00 – Intro & Tour Updates 00:53 – Listener Email About Modern Comedy & Culture 03:14 – Are We Addicted to Convenience? 04:37 – Why Expertise Doesn’t Matter Anymore 08:14 – Thought Experiment: Would You Want to Know Your Death Date? 12:02 – The Ultimate Moral Dilemma 14:17 – The Movie Everyone Slept On 17:41 – Why Philosophy Changes How You Think 18:09 – Publishing Books & Finding Literary Agents 21:35 – Hantavirus Panic & Media Fear Cycles 27:29 – Reddit Confession: Walking Away From Success 30:06 – Why So Many People Crave Simplicity 32:01 – The “Universe 25” Mouse Experiment Explained 35:11 – The Weirdest Internet Trend Yet 39:05 – How the Internet Helps Weird Communities Grow 41:24 – Final Thoughts & Outro VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 166: Dolphins are Getting High | BS with Brian SimpsonMay 12, 2026 · 52 minComedian and podcaster Brian Simpson returns with another hilarious and thought-provoking episode of BS with Brian Simpson. This episode dives deep into modern relationships, loneliness, AI culture, social media, comedy, and the strange direction technology is heading. Brian reacts to listener emails, talks about dating dynamics, discusses AI companions and chatbot culture, and shares his honest thoughts on how people are navigating connection in the modern world. 0:00 – Ron Taylor Wins Big 2:50 – The Reality of Comedy Culture 3:25 – Relationship Advice From Tokyo 5:45 – Dating, Marriage & Commitment 9:30 – Favorite Kill Tony Moment 11:00 – Dolphins Acting Strange? 14:40 – Animals, Intelligence & Getting Bored 17:00 – AI Companions & Emotional Dependency 20:50 – Why AI Feels So Weird 24:10 – Loneliness in the Modern World 27:50 – AI Relationships Are Already Here 31:00 – Is AI Becoming Self-Aware? 35:00 – Military Tech & Artificial Intelligence 38:15 – China’s Growing Tech Advantage 42:00 – Why Politics Feels Broken 47:00 – The Problem With Modern Leadership 50:50 – Final Thoughts & Tour Dates VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep: 165: Hologram Funerals? | BS with Brian SimpsonMay 5, 2026 · 48 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into real conversations about the comedy grind, personal growth, and navigating relationships in today’s world. From touring experiences and audience dynamics to deeper discussions about beliefs, lifestyle choices, and personal responsibility, this episode blends humor with honest perspective. 0:00 – Welcome Back to BS 1:10 – Life on the Road & Travel Talk 3:00 – What Makes a City Great? 5:00 – Real Talk: Renting, Living & Reality 9:00 – Personal Experiences & Life Lessons 13:00 – Comedy Shows & Audience Moments 17:30 – The Truth About Comedy Success 21:00 – Why Not Everyone Gets It 24:30 – Email: Relationship & Belief Differences 28:00 – Advice on Relationships & Parenting 32:00 – Real Talk on Beliefs & Perspective 36:00 – Growing Up & Life Experiences 40:00 – Cultural Observations & Trends 43:00 – Viral Stories & Reactions 46:00 – Closing Thoughts & Tour Dates VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 164: Goodbye NATO | BS with Brian SimpsonApr 28, 2026 · 53 minThis week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian is back off the road and diving into real-life questions, everyday situations, and honest advice you won’t hear anywhere else. From navigating modern life to breaking down social habits and relationships, this episode covers everything from dating confidence to everyday interactions, plus thoughtful conversations on work, ambition, and personal growth. Brian answers listener questions, shares stories from the road, and gives his unfiltered perspective on situations people deal with every day. If you’re looking for real talk, humor, and practical advice, this episode delivers. 00:00 Welcome Back + Tour Updates 01:15 Funny Culture Observations 03:30 Street Interactions & Real Talk 07:00 Everyday Hustles & Reality Checks 10:30 Why People Miss Opportunities 12:10 Listener Question: Big World Concerns 16:30 Social Media & Information Overload 18:40 Viral Story Breakdown 20:00 Gaming & Dream Game Ideas 24:00 Advice: Getting Your Work Seen 30:00 How the Industry Really Works 33:00 Dating Advice: Shoot Your Shot 36:00 Confidence vs Overthinking 39:00 What Makes People Attractive 42:00 Listener Follow-Ups & Life Tips 45:00 Big Life Questions & Perspective 50:00 History, Lessons & Reality 53:00 Final Thoughts + Wrap Up VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 163: Creepy Teachers | BS with Brian SimpsonApr 22, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into real-life advice, relationships, gaming culture, and the truth behind why people ask for advice in the first place. Are people really looking for guidance… or just validation? From deep conversations about relationships and communication to thoughts on the future of gaming and community, this episode blends humor with honest perspective. Brian also shares insights on personal growth, decision-making, and why understanding your own mindset is key to making better choices. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Listener Advice 00:45 – The Truth About Asking for Advice 03:00 – Are You Looking for Answers… or Validation? 06:00 – How People Frame Their Own Stories 08:30 – AI, Journals & Always Being “Right” 11:00 – The Future of Gaming & Community 15:00 – Why Gaming Is About Connection 20:00 – When Money Changes the Experience 23:00 – Listener Update: Relationship Growth 27:00 – Communication Can Make or Break You 31:00 – Real Talk on Personal Responsibility 35:00 – When Communication Breaks Down 40:00 – Wild Story Reaction & Real Commentary 46:00 – When Public Behavior Goes Too Far 52:00 – Culture, Behavior & Perspective 56:00 – Why People Stay Stuck in Bad Patterns 1:00:00 – Final Thoughts & Life Lessons VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 162: Remember the Alamo (Drafthouse) | BS with Brian SimpsonApr 15, 2026 · 1 hrIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian breaks down one of the most surprising movies of the year and why it completely exceeded expectations. From storytelling and pacing to character development, this film delivered in a way most modern movies don’t. But that leads to a bigger conversation… Are movie theaters losing what made them great? Brian shares real experiences from a recent theater visit and dives into how changes in service, technology, and ownership are affecting the movie-going experience. From customer service shifts to new ordering systems, things aren’t quite what they used to be. 00:00 – Unexpected Movie Review That Changed Everything 02:30 – Why This Film Actually Works 05:00 – Overrated vs Underrated Movies 08:00 – Movies You Have to REALLY Pay Attention To 11:00 – Why Watching Movies Alone Hits Different 13:00 – The Movie Theater Experience Is Changing 16:00 – What Happened to Great Customer Service? 20:00 – Are Companies Getting Worse Over Time? 24:00 – Listener Questions & Real-Life Advice 32:00 – Space Missions & Viral Internet Reactions 36:00 – Gaming Talk: Consoles, PC, and New Trends 44:00 – Wild Theories About Businesses 52:00 – Gaming Frustrations & Updates 59:00 – Final Thoughts + Tour Announcements VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 161: Nice Try NASA | BS with Brian SimpsonApr 8, 2026 · 42 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into a mix of wild listener stories, real-life relationship drama, and thought-provoking conversations about the future. From complicated family dynamics to a bizarre camping experience that raises more questions than answers, this episode blends humor with honest perspective. 00:00 – Intro & What’s Going On This Week 01:00 – Reflecting on Pop Culture Moments 02:30 – Listener Story: Family Tension Builds 06:00 – When Boundaries Get Crossed 09:30 – Letting Go of the “Perfect Family” Idea 11:00 – New Story: Camping Trip Setup 13:00 – Things Start Getting Strange 16:00 – The Situation Escalates 18:30 – Friendship vs Misunderstanding 21:00 – Should You Apologize or Move On? 23:00 – Big Question: Preparing for the Future 26:00 – Can Society Actually Plan Ahead? 29:00 – Why People Don’t Act Until It’s Too Late 32:00 – Space, Exploration & Big Ideas 35:00 – Final Thoughts & Wrap Up VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 160: Quadruple Amputee Killer | BS with Brian SimpsonMar 31, 2026 · 41 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to some of the most bizarre and confusing real-world stories making the rounds right now. From unbelievable news headlines to questionable decision-making, this episode dives into the kind of stories that make you stop and think, “How is this even possible?” 00:00 – Quick Intro & What’s Coming 01:00 – Listener Story: Scams & Wild Situations 03:30 – Should There Be More Accountability? 06:30 – The Story Everyone Is Talking About 10:00 – Breaking Down What Doesn’t Add Up 14:30 – Why Media Leaves Out Key Details 18:30 – The Questions No One Is Answering 22:00 – Another Viral Story Reaction 26:30 – Real Talk on Relationships & Society 30:00 – Internet Stories That Go Too Far 34:30 – Product Trends & What People Buy 38:00 – Why People Fall for Certain Marketing 41:00 – Final Thoughts & Wrap Up VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 159: $30 Million Heist you've never heard of | BS with Brian SimpsonMar 24, 2026 · 51 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into some of the most fascinating and surprising topics—from viral reality shows to real-world crime stories and the psychology behind risky decisions. This is a hot one. 00:00 Intro + Tour Recap & Live Shows 01:30 Why Celebrity Culture Isn’t That Interesting 03:00 The Reality Show That Raises Big Questions 06:30 Why People Take Extreme Risks 10:00 Power, Authority & Real-Life Systems 14:00 Public Figures & Responsibility Discussion 17:00 Listener Email: Life Upgrades & Advice 19:00 Everyday Laws You Didn’t Know About 22:00 Gaming Talk: What’s Worth Your Time 25:00 Wild News Story Breakdown 28:00 The Most Impressive Heists Ever 34:00 Why Most People Get Caught 38:00 Discipline, Money & Human Nature 43:00 The Small Mistakes That Change Everything 47:00 Real Talk on Success & Friendships 50:30 Final Thoughts + Outro VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 158: SXSW Rant, Jonestown, and Unc Gamers | BS with Brian SimpsonMar 17, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into a wide range of topics including comedy culture, festival season in Austin, gaming debates, and real-life listener advice. Brian shares his thoughts on how creative festivals evolve over time, the challenges artists face in entertainment spaces, and why authenticity matters in comedy and creative communities. The episode also features listener emails covering friendship boundaries, relationships, and navigating disagreements with people you care about. Later in the episode, Brian talks about gaming culture, what makes a great video game experience, and why certain design choices matter to players. If you enjoy podcasts about comedy, culture, gaming, and honest conversations about life, this episode is for you. 00:00 – Festival Season in Austin 02:00 – Why Festivals Change Over Time 06:00 – Comedy Culture & Authenticity 10:30 – Austin Traffic During Festivals 15:30 – Public Transportation Debate 20:00 – Wild News Story Breakdown 26:00 – Listener Email: Friendship Drama 34:30 – Setting Boundaries With Friends 41:00 – Advice on Communication in Relationships 47:00 – Relationship & Politics Debate 55:00 – Gaming Culture Rant 1:05:00 – Game Design Pet Peeves 1:15:00 – More Listener Questions 1:25:00 – Final Thoughts VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 157: Murdered his friend over french fries | BS with Brian SimpsonMar 10, 2026 · 42 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian Simpson breaks down listener questions, unusual news stories, and everyday life decisions with his signature honest perspective. Brian discusses smart spending habits, why some things are worth investing in, and how small decisions can affect your long-term comfort and quality of life. He also reacts to bizarre headlines, internet rumors, and situations where people made extremely questionable choices. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates 01:10 – Listener Question: Buying Furniture on a Budget 04:30 – Why Mattresses Are Worth the Investment 08:00 – The Difference Between Frugal and Cheap 11:40 – Reacting to a Wild News Story About an Argument Over Food 17:00 – How Small Decisions Can Change Lives 22:30 – Austin Nightlife & Why Late Nights Get Risky 28:30 – Internet Rumors and Viral Misinformation 33:30 – When Online Stories Turn Out to Be Fake 36:30 – Bizarre Crime Story: A Very Bad Plan 40:30 – Why Bad Decisions Often Start Small 42:10 – Final Thoughts & Listener Emails VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 156: Stalking your wife into marriage and nasty co-workers | BS with Brian SimpsonMar 3, 2026 · 47 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian breaks down celebrity headlines, relationship expectations, internet confession culture, and a difficult workplace dilemma — all with his signature honest perspective. 00:00 – Welcome Back & What Counts as “Big News” Now 02:15 – Celebrity Feuds & Why They Don’t Hit the Same 07:00 – Childless vs Childfree: What’s the Difference? 11:40 – Why You Can’t Change Someone in a Relationship 18:00 – Reddit Confessions & Internet Stories 23:30 – Should You Reveal a Secret That Could Change Everything? 26:00 – The “Stinky Coworker” Workplace Dilemma 31:00 – How to Address Hygiene Issues Professionally 36:00 – Leverage, Power & Knowing Your Value at Work 42:30 – Corporate vs Service Industry Work Culture 45:00 – Tour Updates & Closing Thoughts VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 155: Fake ultrasounds, Epstein rant, & BAFTA | BS with Brian SimpsonFeb 24, 2026 · 49 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian Simpson shares honest, thoughtful perspective on Austin’s rapid growth, the evolution of comedy, originality in creative work, and listener questions about real-life situations. Brian discusses how cities change over time, the realities of modern creative careers, and why originality still matters in stand-up comedy. He also responds to listener emails covering relationships, decision-making, and unusual real-world situations—blending humor with grounded perspective. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Show Updates 01:15 – Listener Question: Austin’s Growth Explained 04:30 – Why Cities Change Over Time 07:05 – Comedy Originality and Creative Discipline 11:00 – Internet Fame vs Real-World Skill 15:45 – Listener Story: Relationship and Trust 19:30 – Modern Media and Perspective 24:15 – News Story Reaction: Lottery Controversy 30:40 – Fairness, Luck, and Opportunity 36:10 – Public Events and Media Decisions 42:00 – Final Advice and Listener Questions 52:10 – Closing Thoughts VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 154: Korea has ageist nightclubs? | BS with Brian SimpsonFeb 10, 2026 · 42 minThis week Brian breaks down real questions about navigating professional environments, handling personal business privately, understanding long-term consequences, and why honesty and discretion matter more than public validation. Along the way, he reacts to news stories, reflects on workplace dynamics, and explores why certain environments fit different stages of life. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates 02:00 – Listener Question: Giving Honest Advice 05:30 – Workplaces, Privacy, and Boundaries 09:45 – Why Discretion Matters 14:30 – Long-Term Consequences vs. Short-Term Wins 19:00 – Relationships and Shared Interests 23:45 – Listener Follow-Up: Perspective Shift 28:40 – Reacting to Cultural Differences 33:50 – Aging, Environments, and Comfort 38:40 – Finding Humor in Everyday Life 42:10 – Final Thoughts & Wrap-Up VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 153: It's a winter wonderland | BS with Brian SimpsonFeb 3, 2026 · 47 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian responds to listener emails and current stories while sharing honest, humorous perspective on everyday frustrations, creativity, games, work ethic, and modern life. Brian discusses everything from how people process stress and irritation, to why creativity takes discipline, to the difference between intentional challenge and unnecessary frustration in games and work. Along the way, he breaks down listener questions, reacts to unusual news stories, and reflects on how people navigate responsibility, ambition, and expectations in today’s world. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates 02:10 – Dealing With Everyday Frustrations 05:30 – Why Some Challenges Feel Rewarding 09:10 – Games, Creativity, and Intentional Difficulty 13:45 – Listener Email: Creative Discipline 18:40 – Work Ethic and Long-Term Focus 23:30 – Reacting to Unusual News Stories 28:50 – Responsibility, Stress, and Perspective 34:40 – How People Process Anger and Frustration 39:55 – Finding Humor in Real Life 45:10 – Final Listener Thoughts & Wrap-Up VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 152: Demonizing Passport Bros? | BS with Brian SimpsonJan 27, 2026 · 45 minBrian responds to real-world questions about navigating partnerships without resentment, making smart financial choices, choosing growth over comfort, and understanding when logic and emotion collide. From relationship dynamics to long-term thinking, this episode balances humor with thoughtful insight — without pretending there’s one right answer. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates 02:10 – Why Boundaries Matter in Relationships 05:00 – Logic vs. Emotion 08:30 – Spending Money With Intention 12:40 – When Compromise Becomes Resentment 17:20 – Choosing Peace Over Being Right 22:30 – Career Risk and Long-Term Thinking 27:45 – Advice Without Pretending to Be an Expert 33:10 – Navigating Modern Expectations 38:40 – Growth, Accountability, and Self-Awareness 43:50 – Final Thoughts & Listener Takeaways VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 151: Fan got scammed by an escort! | BS with Brian SimpsonJan 20, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minBrian dives into thoughtful listener emails covering relationships, personal responsibility, boundaries, anger, trust, and decision-making. With his signature honesty and humor, Brian breaks down why advice should never be treated as instruction — and why listening, context, and accountability matter more than quick answers. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Live Show Updates 02:05 – The Weight of Giving Advice 04:15 – Honesty vs. Expertise 07:30 – Why Listening Matters 11:45 – Recognizing Fear and Pressure 16:20 – Compassion Without Judgment 20:45 – Processing Anger the Right Way 26:10 – Boundaries, Responsibility, and Choice 32:30 – Fans, Critics, and Engagement 38:45 – Authenticity vs. Persona 44:10 – Long-Term Thinking Over Short-Term Relief 50:30 – Final Thoughts on Advice and Accountability VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 150: The Art or the Artist? | BS with Brian SimpsonJan 13, 2026 · 44 minIn episode 150, Brian responds to a wide range of listener emails covering relationships, personal growth, culture, technology, and modern dilemmas — all with honesty, humor, and clear perspective. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Setting the Tone 01:20 – A Listener Story That Sparks the Episode 04:10 – Identity, Perspective & Humor 07:45 – Relationship Advice & Hard Truths 11:30 – Boundaries, Responsibility & Growth 15:40 – When Advice Gets Complicated 20:10 – Culture, Media & Accountability 24:50 – Creativity, Entertainment & Enjoyment 29:30 – Technology, AI & Modern Concerns 34:10 – Final Thoughts & Closing Perspective VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 149: Roomate Romance | BS with Brian SimpsonJan 6, 2026 · 48 minWelcome back to BS with Brian Simpson, where Brian breaks down listener emails, modern culture, and the everyday logic behind why life feels more frustrating than it used to. This week Brian reacts to a wide range of fan emails that spiral into bigger conversations about digital ownership, gaming culture, technology, relationships, parenting, and personal responsibility. From frustrations with modern companies to why people avoid accountability, this episode blends humor with sharp, honest perspective. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Modern Life Reality Check 01:15 – Digital vs Physical Games Explained 04:00 – Why Ownership Doesn’t Feel Real Anymore 06:45 – Gaming, Consoles, and What People Actually Use 09:30 – Listener Advice: Attraction & Shared Living 14:30 – Why Dating a Roommate Gets Complicated Fast 19:00 – Emotional Reality vs Expectations 23:30 – Culture, Accountability, and Responsibility 27:00 – How Past Generations Imagined the Future 31:00 – Technology, Privacy, and Social Change 38:45 – AI, Parenting, and Responsibility 45:30 – Final Thoughts & Tour Dates VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 148: Reversed Double Standard | BS with Brian SimpsonDec 30, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minThis week, Brian breaks down a long-running listener story involving missed timing, emotional attachment, and the hard truth about knowing when to walk away. From unspoken feelings to complicated living situations, Brian offers honest insight on why clarity matters more than comfort. 00:00 – Welcome back & tour updates 01:40 – Holiday thoughts and gift expectations 03:10 – Why waiting to speak up changes everything 05:00 – A long-term listener story begins 07:45 – When feelings stay unspoken too long 10:20 – Living close to someone you want 13:10 – Emotional confusion vs real connection 16:40 – Why some people choose chaos 20:00 – The danger of “what if” thinking 23:30 – Peace of mind as a life rule 27:10 – Knowing when the door is closed 30:00 – Advice for letting go cleanly 33:30 – Why timing matters more than intention 36:10 – Listener reactions & perspective checks 39:40 – Final thoughts on growth and clarity VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 147: Mandatory DNA Testing at Birth? | BS with Brian SimpsonDec 23, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minIn this episode, Brian reacts to intense fan emails, ranging from chaotic relationship sagas to deeper conversations about power, mental health of veterans, risk-taking, ambition, and what happens when people reach the top and still feel empty. 00:00 – Welcome back & upcoming shows 01:10 – Why fan emails keep getting wilder 03:45 – Corporate trust and why consumers feel trapped 06:30 – When search, ads, and profit collide 09:10 – Why big companies stop caring 12:00 – A massive listener update begins 15:20 – Trauma, survival, and being unheard 19:40 – How systems fail people in crisis 23:10 – Power, paranoia, and losing control 27:00 – Why some stories sound unbelievable but aren’t 31:15 – Brian breaks down hyper-vigilance 35:40 – The long-term cost of untreated trauma 39:30 – Relationship chaos and risky decisions 43:50 – Why some people can’t stop pushing limits 47:20 – Ambition, dominance, and needing the thrill 51:00 – When success isn’t enough anymore 54:40 – Risk as the last remaining emotion 58:10 – Why consequences stop mattering 01:01:30 – Final thoughts on power and restraint VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 146: We buying a cybertruck? | BS with Brian SimpsonDec 16, 2025 · 44 minIn this episode of BS With Brian Simpson, Brian reads one of the longest, wildest, most chaotic listener emails ever sent to the show — a full saga of breakups, new relationships, jealousy, trust issues, mistakes, secrets, and self-reflection gone sideways. 00:00 The Wildest Email Episode Begins 01:57 “I Want a Cybertruck… Will People Judge Me?” 06:10 A Massive Follow-Up Email From Episode 124 07:49 The Chaotic Upstairs/Downstairs Living Situation 10:14 New Girlfriend, Old Problems 14:02 Where Everything Started Falling Apart 15:28 The Phone Check That Exposed Everything 16:33 Old Messages, Secrets & “Why Do You Still Have That?” 21:51 The Final Straw That Ended the Engagement 27:15 Brian’s Brutal Truth: “You Don’t Get Them Back.” 32:14 IRS Agents Watching OnlyFans?! 37:12 Brian Breaks Down Government Logic (or Lack Of) VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 145: Harassed By Government | BS with Brian SimpsonDec 9, 2025 · 50 minFrom career struggles and health challenges to relationship drama, gaming culture, internet trends, and big-picture questions about AI — Brian breaks it all down with his signature mix of honesty, humor, and sharp insight. ❗️ Chapters 00:00 Brian Returns — The Email Episode Begins 00:37 A Listener’s Life Falls Apart After a Health Diagnosis 05:01 “Has This Held Me Back?” — A Brutally Honest Question 07:40 When People Speak With Zero Facts 10:58 The Wildest News Story Brian Has Ever Read 15:12 A Disturbing Case That Shakes Brian 20:14 The AI Breakdown Nobody Is Talking About 27:24 A Marine Shares a Shocking Life Story 31:29 “I Want Peace… But What Do I Do Now?” 37:59 The Trap of Modern Creativity 43:29 Why Everything Feels Unoriginal 49:13 Closing Thoughts & Upcoming Tour VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 144: Affair with a Married Woman - Full Story | BS with Brian SimpsonDec 2, 2025 · 30 minThis week Brian reads the final chapter of one of the craziest listener sagas ever submitted — a multi-episode relationship roller coaster involving secrecy, confusion, emotional chaos, and a shocking twist ending. ❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Welcome back & show updates 00:24 – A different kind of episode begins 01:00 – The return of a three-part listener saga 02:10 – The original email recap 03:30 – How it all started: a relationship gone sideways 05:12 – The emotional trap explained 06:40 – Why walking away is harder than it sounds 08:20 – The moment everything unravels 09:55 – A reality check in the car 11:00 – Drawing boundaries that finally stick 12:25 – The update that changes everything 14:00 – The husband enters the story 15:20 – The shocking phone call 17:10 – Unexpected empathy and confusion 18:30 – The truth about what happened next 20:00 – Why some people never face consequences 22:00 – “I’ve moved on” — the final word 23:10 – Life update from Tokyo 24:20 – Lessons learned the hard way 26:00 – Brian’s final thoughts & positive ending VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 143: Wild Fan Emails, Conspiracy Theories & Real-Life Chaos | BS with Brian SimpsonNov 25, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minThis week Brian dives into wild inbox confessions, surprising conspiracy thinking, real-talk about relationships, and the comedy behind the confusion of modern life. ❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Weekend Recap & Tour Dates 01:30 – What Brian Is Playing Right Now 04:00 – The Game That Keeps Pulling Him Back In 06:10 – Why Certain Games Have Everyone Hooked 08:00 – Brian Talks About Conspiracy Mindsets 10:45 – The Hidden Danger of “Harmless” Conspiracy Theories 13:20 – What’s REALLY Going on With Certain Businesses 15:40 – Why Private Equity Is Quietly Changing Everything 18:30 – Housing, Costs, and the Austin Problem 20:15 – Airline Chaos & The Truth About Budget Flights 23:05 – Waffle House, FEMA & Disaster Reality Checks 25:00 – Fan Email #1: PowerPoint Thanksgiving Update 30:10 – Fan Email #2: Relationship Drama Abroad 33:20 – Why Men Struggle With Heartbreak Differently 37:00 – Modern Marriage, Money & Harsh Realities 41:50 – Life Overseas vs. The American Dream 45:20 – Brian’s Thoughts on Love vs. Logic 48:00 – Tulsa Show Story: The Unexpected Situation 52:30 – When Good Intentions Go Wrong 56:10 – Brian Talks Instinct, Intuition & Life Choices 59:00 – Closing Thoughts & Fan Follow-Ups VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 142: Dating Apps and Email Updates | BS with Brian SimpsonNov 18, 2025 · 36 minIn this episode, Brian reacts to a series of unbelievable relationship emails, breaks down dating dynamics, talks about traveling for shows, food recommendations, and gives grounded life insights you won’t hear anywhere else. If you enjoy episodes that mix real stories, authentic advice, and Brian’s signature take on life, hit that Subscribe button — it truly helps the show grow. 00:00 – Welcome Back & On the Road Again 00:50 – Listener Email: “Maybe He’s Going Through Something” 03:00 – Relationship Challenges & Emotional Breaking Points 05:20 – Co-Parenting, Stability, and Real-Life Struggles 07:50 – A Mother’s Perspective on Trying to Improve 10:10 – Gaming Talk: Travel Tips & Battery Secrets 12:45 – Food on the Road: Chains vs Local Spots 15:20 – Why Word of Mouth Still Matters 18:05 – Restaurant Consistency & Travel Stories 21:40 – Listener Follow-Up: Setting Boundaries 24:20 – How Scams Hook People Emotionally 27:00 – Social Worker Weighs In on Relationship Styles 30:10 – Knowing Yourself Before Dating Others 32:20 – Dating Apps vs Meeting in Person 34:15 – The “Too Many Options” Problem 36:00 – The Math Behind Choosing a Partner 37:30 – Final Thoughts & How to Send Your Emails VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 141: The Dubai Affair | BS with Brian SimpsonNov 11, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minIn this episode, Brian shares updates from his comedy tour, answers wild listener emails, and dives deep into relationships, trust, heartbreak, and self-growth — all with his trademark blend of honesty and humor. If you’ve ever wondered how to bounce back from bad love, how to reconnect after isolation, or how to stop self-sabotaging — this one’s for you. 00:00 – Welcome back from tour! 02:00 – Comedy, fans, and viral moments 06:15 – Advice Champ: Helping your partner make friends 14:30 – Relationship regret and emotional walls 21:40 – Learning from heartbreak 29:50 – The artist’s mind and mental health 36:00 – Wild listener email: The forbidden love triangle 48:20 – Can you fix betrayal once it happens? 55:00 – Life lessons from military service 01:03:40 – The truth about discipline, growth, and purpose 01:10:50 – Closing thoughts & gratitude to fans VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 140: You no pay? I no work! | BS with Brian SimpsonNov 4, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minWelcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — this week Brian answers listener emails, talks real life, and roast-level breaks down the chaos of travel, relationships, and parenting… ❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Show is back + tour dates 02:00 – How to send emails to the show 03:30 – Atlanta airport: the chaos hub 08:30 – Why travel problems stack up in one city 12:30 – Military story about not getting paid 18:30 – Standing up for yourself at work 24:00 – Listener email: relationships & rules 30:30 – Being honest vs keeping the peace 35:00 – Listener email: parenting and boundaries 40:00 – Kids need stability more than anything 45:00 – Government, money, and regular people 52:00 – Closing thoughts + send your emails VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 139: GTA 6 Will Cost HOW MUCH?! | BS with Brian SimpsonOct 21, 2025 · 46 minWelcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — where comedy, real talk, and a little chaos collide. In this episode, Brian dives deep into the Nintendo Switch 2 hype, predicts GTA 6’s wild pricing strategy, breaks down why Battlefield 6 and Madden aren’t what they used to be, and shares hilarious stories from life on the road. From gaming culture to travel fails (yes, the Atlanta airport strikes again), Brian brings his signature mix of wit, honesty, and storytelling that keeps fans coming back every week. 🎮 Highlights: – Why the new Nintendo Switch 2 is actually worth it – Brian’s bold prediction for GTA 6 prices – Battlefield 6 vs Call of Duty: who’s really winning? – The truth about gaming culture and public judgment – Stand-up life, airports, and hilarious real-world chaos 🕹️ BS with Brian Simpson is comedy for thinkers, gamers, and fans of honest conversation. Subscribe for more hilarious takes, gaming breakdowns, and life stories every week! 📍 Tour Dates & Info: bransonsimpsoncomedy.com 📧 Email the show: frombriansimpson@gmail.com 📱 Follow Brian Simpson on: Instagram - @bscomedian TikTok - @briansimpsoncomedy ⏱️ Chapter Markers 00:00 – Welcome Back to BS with Brian Simpson 01:00 – Comedy Tour Updates and Travel Fails 03:00 – Nintendo Switch 2: Worth the Hype? 07:00 – Influencers vs Reality in Gaming Reviews 09:00 – Why GTA 6 Could Cost $300 (And Still Sell Out) 13:00 – Battlefield 6 vs Call of Duty: Old-School Gamers Fight Back 15:00 – Why Modern Gaming Feels Different 18:00 – Airport Nightmares and Travel Comedy 20:00 – Judgment in Public and Being Yourself 22:00 – Comedy Life & Podcast Philosophy 25:00 – Random Headlines and Pop-Culture Chaos 27:00 – Brian Simpson Signs Off With A Laugh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 138: AI, Jobs, Bus Drivers & The Future of America | BS with Brian SimpsonOct 21, 2025 · 40 minIf you enjoy this episode, hit Like, Comment & Subscribe to support the show and keep it growing! 📧 Email Brian!!! 👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – we might play yours on the show. 👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com 👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com 👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian 📖 Description This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian digs into real-world problems and big-picture ideas: ⏱️ Chapters 0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates 1:10 – Factory Life & Bad Management Email 3:00 – Job Security & Automation Talk 6:00 – Always Be Job Hunting (Why You Should) 8:00 – Gaming: Ark Raiders & AI Singularity 10:00 – Would Brian Ever Leave the U.S.? 12:00 – Parenting, Responsibility & Pets 15:00 – Art & Music That Changed His Life 19:00 – Life Advice & Words for Hard Times 20:00 – Breakfast Cereal Debate 🥣 22:00 – AI Theories & The Future of Humanity 25:00 – Bus Driver Chaos Story from Arizona 33:00 – Bus Safety and Traffic Physics 37:00 – Delivery Drivers & City Roundabouts 39:00 – French Influencer Prank Gone Wrong 40:30 – Closing Thoughts & Tour Reminder #CurrentEvents #ComedyPodcast #BrianSimpson #PoliticalComedy #ArtificialIntelligence Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 137: We Preppin!!! | BS with Brian SimpsonOct 21, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minWRITE INTO THE SHOW!!! 👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show. 👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com 👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com 👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian FOLLOW Jon Carden! Podcast: ⁨@TammysBoyPodcast Instagram: @goingtothejon If you enjoyed this episode, hit Subscribe and share it with a friend—it helps the show grow! ⏱️ Chapters 0:00 – Filming in Austin & Opening Emails 1:00 – Accidentally Shooting Foster Brother Story 3:40 – Why Comics Skip Bad Barrel Topics 5:30 – Ghosting, Tinder & Complicated Relationships 8:15 – Marriage, Trust & Red Flags in Dating 11:00 – Why Passion Feels So Wrong (But Right) 15:00 – Incels, Loneliness & Modern Intimacy 18:30 – Violence, Sex & Why Intimacy Matters More 22:00 – Vulnerability, Manipulation & Modern Breakups 27:00 – Real Love vs. Expectations in Relationships 30:00 – OnlyFans, Image & Pride in Your Partner 35:00 – Cancel Culture, Politics & America’s Decline 40:00 – Civil War Fantasies vs. Real Survival 45:00 – Who Really Runs the Country (Follow the Money) 50:00 – Why Trades Matter More Than “Influencers” Today 57:00 – Closing Thoughts & Survival in Modern America Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 136: Culture of Cancel | BS with Brian SimpsonOct 21, 2025 · 41 minIf you enjoyed this episode, hit Subscribe and share it with a friend—it helps the show grow! WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!! 👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show. 👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com 👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com 👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian This week Brian delivers his unique blend of comedy, honesty, and cultural commentary—mixing laughs with real talk about politics, technology, and human connection. ⏱️ Chapters 0:00 – Welcome Back & Emails 3:00 – Tech, Boredom & Growing Up Then vs. Now 8:00 – Loneliness Epidemic & Human Connection 13:00 – Future Generations & Merging With Machines 17:00 – Relationship Advice: Roster vs. Real Love 24:00 – Red Pill Culture Exposed 30:00 – Kindergarten Charging $1,400 for Art?! 35:00 – Cancel Culture, Free Speech & Jimmy Kimmel 44:00 – America’s Decline & Political Hypocrisy 52:00 – Hope, Cynicism & Hugging on the Way Down Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 135: Jimmy Kimmel, Cancel Culture & America’s Decline | BS with Brian SimpsonOct 21, 2025 · 52 minWRITE INTO THE SHOW!!! 👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show. 👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com 👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com 👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share to help us grow! This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian tackles: The firing of Jimmy Kimmel and the cancel culture debate, political hypocrisy and America’s slow decline, media monopolies and the FCC, Red Dead Redemption costing someone a job, LimeWire buying Fyre Festival, forgotten Black history figures and their legacies, and why technology shapes how generations handle life ⏱️ Chapters 0:00 – Welcome & Episode Setup 2:30 – Jimmy Kimmel Fired & Cancel Culture 7:00 – Free Speech, Hypocrisy & Political Violence 12:00 – FCC, Media Monopolies & Corruption 18:00 – America’s Decline: Veneer vs. Reality 24:00 – Emails: Losing a Job Over Red Dead Redemption 29:30 – LimeWire Buys Fyre Festival?! 34:00 – Forgotten Black History Figures 41:00 – Technology, Generations & Instant Gratification 47:00 – Ending Thoughts & Tour Dates Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 134: Protect Your Holes | BS with Brian SimpsonOct 21, 2025 · 35 minThis week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian takes on the big questions: Is America past the point of no return? How the media gets it wrong—and why we fall for it. Nintendo Switch 2 hype and the struggles of gaming on the road. Why negativity is stealing your empathy. And yes, we try to end on a positive note. From politics to pop culture to plane rides, Brian keeps it real, hilarious, and thought-provoking. ⏱️ Chapters 0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Dates 2:00 – Global Catastrophe Predictions 4:00 – Why Leaders Choose Loyalty Over Skill 7:30 – Media Spin & Human Nature 11:30 – Nintendo Switch 2 Talk 15:00 – Gaming on the Road: Steam Deck Struggles 18:30 – The Cycle of Bad Information 22:00 – 24-Hour News & Division 27:00 – Algorithms and What You Click On 30:00 – Social Media Negativity & Empathy 33:00 – Searching for Good News 34:30 – Ending on a “Positive” 👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show. 👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com 👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com 👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share to help us grow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 133: AI Chatbot Chaos | BS with Brian SimpsonOct 21, 2025 · 48 minThis week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into the wild world of AI chatbots, tech lawsuits, and society’s obsession with smartphones. From shocking headlines about AI gone wrong to Japan’s proposed screen-time limits, Brian delivers his signature mix of comedy, cynicism, and sharp perspective. Plus: the Fermi Paradox, Mars colonization, and why humans are experts at messing things up. Stick around for emails, relationship advice, and plenty of laughs. 0:28 – AI Chatbot Headlines 3:28 – Lawsuits Against AI Companies 8:20 – Relationships with Chatbots? 12:26 – Technology vs. Humanity 15:06 – The Fermi Paradox Explained 18:13 – The Future of AI & Misuse 24:05 – Japan’s Smartphone Ban Proposal 29:25 – Teen Power & Social Media 36:00 – First U.S. Case of Screw Worms?! 39:00 – Brian Back on Tour 40:14 – Email: Living with a Narcissist 47:20 – Divorce, Advice & Moving On 48:29 – Closing Thoughts Call the Voicemail Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Email the show: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com Follow Brian: @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 132: We Are Back | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastOct 21, 2025 · 36 minThis week, Brian dives into a backlog of articles and emails from listeners, discussing how to navigate the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends,” an incident at a System of a Down concert, and Bill Belichick’s much younger girlfriend. 02:15 – Brian on surviving the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends” 08:40 – How to tell if someone’s actually funny vs. just networking 15:22 – Listener question: “Should I even bother making comedy friends?” 23:57 – System of a Down concert gets real weird 32:10 – Bill Belichick and his suspiciously young girlfriend 44:18 – Why people keep throwing toys at WNBA games VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 131: Weight It Out | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastMar 15, 2025 · 39 minThis week, Brian explores a fresh batch of articles and emails — covering topics like politics, relationship advice on reigniting an old flame, the power of resilience, and much more! VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 130: Back On My BS | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastMar 1, 2025 · 42 minBrian Simpson is back and tackling all your emails. Diving into topics revolved around comedy, which deity he would choose to be, as well as his opinions on gaming while on the road - as well as other topics! VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 129: Protect & Swerve | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastJan 25, 2025 · 34 minIn this week’s episode, Brian dives his thoughts on the inauguration, what classifies a human being, and much more. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 128: Chaos Chronicles | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastJan 12, 2025 · 47 minIn this week’s episode, Brian dives into the art of starting stand-up comedy. He also shares advice on navigating life after losing your soulmate, explores the latest buzz around Elon Musk declaring himself the “best gamer,” and tackles a variety of other engaging topics. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 127: New Year, Same BS | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastJan 4, 2025 · 40 minIt’s a new year with the same BS! In this week's episode, Brian dives into some wild topics, including Russia fining people for "looking too gay," a bizarre fight at a Jack in the Box, and his personal advice on shrooms. And that's just scratching the surface—tune in for more! VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 126: Bi Partisan Hate | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastDec 14, 2024 · 42 minIn this week's episode, Brian tackles some fascinating topics, including whether Elon Musk is the ultimate gamer, his personal take on Christmas, and the shocking assassination of a healthcare CEO. And that's just the beginning—tune in for more! VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 125: Steal This Episode | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastDec 7, 2024 · 45 minThis week, Brian explores themes of cynicism, questions whether his last visit to Canada was really his final one, offers a fresh perspective on piracy, and delves into the debate over whether the YMCA song is as "gay" as everyone claims. Tune in for all this and more! VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 124: Baby Mama Drama | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastNov 24, 2024 · 38 minThis week, Brian takes a deep dive into baby mama drama, relationship advice, and much more. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 123: The Problem With Politics | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastNov 9, 2024 · 24 minThis week, Brian dives deep into politics as well as the 2024 presidential election. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 122: Loud Enough To Wake The Dead | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastOct 27, 2024 · 31 minThis week, Brian gives advice on how to deal with loud neighbors, how to appeal to new audiences as an entertainer, and much more—all while answering your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 121: Cat Got Your Tongue? | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastOct 19, 2024 · 32 minThis week, Brian’s cat makes a guest appearance. Brian also talks about his new gaming obsession, and much more—all while answering your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 120: Is Love Enough? | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastOct 12, 2024 · 33 minThis week, Brian gives relationship advice, talks about gaming, and much more—all while answering your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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