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Ronald McDonald vs a Footless Diabetic on Is Mcdonalds a Threat to Society?Sep 16, 2024 · 53 minWelcome to the final episode of the Character Debates podcast and what an absolute treat we're dropping this week! On this one, Ronald McDonald debates a footless diabetic on whether McDonalds is a threat to Society!
Listen to this rapid funny argument as they discuss ball pits, McDonald lawsuits, and the dirty meaning behind the gold arches! All judged by a franchise owner who is facing a moral dilemma!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Ronald McDonald: Jake Vevera
Giuseppe McGillicuddy: Chris Reiter
Wendy McBell: Alli Breen- A Hundredaire vs a Billionaire on Does Money Buy Happiness?Sep 2, 2024 · 57 minThis week, Character Debates drops the best podcast episode that money doesn't have to buy! On the show, we have a narcissistic billionaire debating a self made hundredaire on does money buy happiness?
Listen to them discuss if we should allow poor people near your nice things, drinking expensive coffee that is pooped by a civic cat, and the perfect broke date! All judged by a single woman who is thinking about dating for love.
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Brindin Chindon: Nick Callas
Churchill Harrison: Tayler Yarish
Melania Federline: Linette Palladino
- A 80's Tribute Singer vs a Bitter Disco Musician on Did the 80's have the Best Music?Aug 19, 2024 · 55 minCharacter Debates is dropping a totally gnarly episode this week as a 80's tribute singer takes on a bitter disco musician over if the 80's had the best Music of all time!
Listen to them wig out over hair metal bands, cringey power ballads, and why Michael Jackson sucks. All judged by a classical rock DJ from Des Moine, Iowa.
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Ronda Rocket: Nina Tarr
Gary Groove: Jake Vevera
Jimmy the Wolf: Turner Sparks
- Michael Phelps vs an Angry Parisian Pastry Chef on Are the Olympics games Good for Society?Aug 5, 2024 · 55 minOn another Podium topping Character Debates eouside, we welcome a 28 Olympic medal winner Michael Phelps and a disgruntled Parisian man as they debate if the Olympic games are good for Society!
Listen to them discuss including how much money Olympic athletes make, if the games should be more body positive, and why swimming sports should have sharks! All judged by a nepo baby who wants to know if he should train for the Olympics!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Simon Beauregard: Matt Ruby
Michael Phelps :Luke Thayer
Parth Patel: Wyatt Feegrado
- Sylvester Stallone vs a Musical Actress on Are Musicals the Highest Form of Entertainment?Jul 22, 2024 · 51 minWe have a toe tapping episode this week as Sylvester Stallone joins us to debate a Musical actress on if Musicals are the Highest Form of Entertainment!
Come listen to some talented bickering about overacting, Bollywood movies, and how bad Sylvester is at singing! All judged by a guy who uses entertainment to avoid his own reality.
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Sylvester Stallone: Daniel Ares
Chloe O' Hara: Sally Ann Hall
Raymond Gorbo: Corey Tindall
- A Politician vs his Volunteer on Should Volunteer's get Paid?Jul 1, 2024 · 40 minWe are heavy into election season, and the Character Debates podcast is doing a special episode this week as we try to figure out if volunteers should get paid! That's right. Come listen to a loyal homeless volunteer as he debates the fringe Presidential candidate that he is volunteering for, Tasty Tyrone Perkins!
Listen to them tackle such issues as reparations, washing white men, and lawn sign inflation.
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Tyrone Perkins: Seaton Smith
Chip Bestow: Jonathan Randall
Job Gratis: Bobby Sheehan
- A Shark Attack Victim vs a Shark Aquarist on Do Sharks Deserve to be Honored for a Week?Jun 17, 2024 · 56 minWe got a ferocious faceoff to kick off season 4! This week we welcome a guy who has survived 44 shark attacks to debate a shark aquarist who was once saved by sharks!
Listen to the horrific details as they debate if sharks need LASIK eye surgery, why it's difficult to punch a shark in the nose and how leopard sharks are pretty much swimming mean girls! All judged by a guy who thinks goats deserve a week
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Finn: Igor Martinez
Ted Burke: Jake Vevera
Shabaaaaaaaz: Reggie Edwards
- An Elvis Impersonator vs the President of the Elvis Presley Fan Club on Is Imitation the Sincerest Form of Flattery?Jun 3, 2024 · 47 minFinal episode of Season 3 and we're capping it off with the king...sort of! The Character Debates pod welcomes an Elvis Impersonator and the President of the Elvis Presley Fan Club so they can argue if imitation the sincerest form of flattery?
Listen to this insane debate as they spew hot takes on Elvis Impersonator contests, if cloning is more flattering, and the proper reaction to an impersonator impersonating an impersonation! All judged by a guy who wants to be an Eminem impersonator!
Moderator:Michael Harrison
Steve Harvey: Robbie Goodwin
Marcus DePrim: Wali Collins
Kit Kat: Luke Thayer
- Tik Tok Dad vs a Man who was ruined by Tik Tok on Should Tik Tok be Banned?May 20, 2024 · 51 minTake the Tide Pods out of your mouth and get ready for another classic! We're trying to figure out if Tik Tok should be banned for the good of all mankind!
Listen to Tik Tok Dad argue with a man whose life was ruined by the popular app on such things as dancing nurses, cyber bullying, and how to make elephant toothpaste! All judged by a guy who reviews soup!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Tik Tok Dad: Drew Dunn
Frank D'Amato: Sebastian Conelli
Shane Campbell: Joe Pontillo
- A Modern Man vs a Tradcon Woman on Are Modern Men Little Bitches?May 6, 2024 · 46 minWe're doing some guy talk this week on Character Debates as we figure out if modern men are little bitches!!! Watch the lack of testerone as a modern man who likes to cry argues with a Tradcon woman that would scare Marjorie Taylor Greene!
Listen to them exchange sassy retorts on such topics as beards, whiskey, and allowing your girlfriend to get satisfied by another guy while you watch! All judged by a single guy who respects women's feelings!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Hayden James: Marcus Monroe
Mipsey Dubois: Divya Gunasekaran
Chip Wellington: Ian Levy
- An Unsatisfied Customer vs a Coffee Shop Employee on Should Tipping be Abolished?Apr 22, 2024 · 53 minWe have another Character Debates episode that is so good, you'll want to throw us something extra for making it. On this one, we have a coffee shop owner debating an unsatisfied customer on if tipping should be abolished!
Get ready for a heated one as they talk about what the proper tip % is, why barbers don't deserve extra money, and how Illinois is the worst at gratuity. All judged by a confused urologist!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Karen Miller: Olga Namer
Chad Neighbors: LeClerc Andre
Hugh Jayness :Raj Suresh
- A Boston Bartender vs a New Orleans Pastry Chef on Should New Orleans Be Removed From America?Apr 8, 2024 · 52 minCome pass a good time with us this week as we get to know about the Big Easy! We have a scrappy Boston bartender debating a Creole pastry chef straight on if New Orleans should be removed from America!
Find out if one of America's most interesting cities is worth keeping as they discuss drunk ghosts, why witch doctors don't enlist in the army, and tying up your pet alligator to a fire hydrant. All judged by a Manitoba guy who doesn't get out much.
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Linda Boyle: Erin Maguire
Billiam Bourdeux III:Adam Mamawala
Jack Belt: Jason Salmon
- A Trigger Happy Cop vs a Police Victim on Should Cops be Allowed to use Force?Mar 18, 2024 · 50 minThe heat is on us as we hammer one of America's most revered and sacred institutions...violent cops! That's right. In this one, a trigger happy cop debates a guy he shot 14 times for littering on should cops be allowed to use force!
Don't defund this podcast and listen as we discuss such things as why everyone should blindly trust people who only graduated high school, should cops be given softer weapons to beat up innocent victims, and do officers get influenced by action movies! All judged by a rookie cop who is considering using violence on the force!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Officer Garcia: Meno Scar
James Von Vanderzup: Jake Vevera
Skip Topsdale: Turner Sparks
- Hunchback of New Jersey vs a Hot Danceclub Chick on Should Pride be one of the 7 Deadly Sins?Mar 4, 2024 · 54 minHey Heathens! We are feeling ourselves this week as we deliver another top notch episode on the original sin...Pride! That's right! We have a hot vapid Nightclub chick debating the Hunchback of New Jersey on Should Pride be one of the 7 Deadly Sins?
They explore this topic by discussing such things as Gay Pride, wearing beer pong medals, and why parallel parking is for ugly people. All judged by a bishop who lets people smoke and eat hoagies in his church!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Larry, The Hunchback of New Jersey: Harry Terjanian
Bessica Leatherby: Carmen Lagala
Father Mclaughlin: Brian Scott Mcfadden
- A Canadian Refugee vs a Xenophobic American on Should America Close the Canadian Border?Feb 19, 2024 · 52 minHot button topic alert this week as Character Debates delves into the border crisis. No, not that one! The Northern border crisis!!!! Listen to a Justin Trudeau hating, Alberta oilfield worker debate a xenophobic American on if America should shut down the Canadian border!
Learn more about this touchy subject as we analyse Canadian on Canadian crime, Dog killing moose, and if Canadian weather is a human rights violation. All judged by the mayor of Crosby, North Dakota who is thinking about putting up barbed wire across the border!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Terrence Phillip: Danny Martinello
Phil Jones:Simeon Goodson
Kjell Vassen: Adam Muller
- A Short King vs a Height Bigot on Should Women Date Short Guys?Feb 5, 2024 · 50 minValentines Day is around the corner and Character Debates thought it would be as good time as any to decide if short people should be loved. In this one, a woman who only dates tall men debates a self described short king who carries around a step ladder everywhere he goes.
Listen to the passion fly as they talk about back problems, defending a woman from muggers, and how tall guys are more likely to be unfaithful. All judged by a woman who has slept with a guy of every height!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Tim Fogerty: Lukas Arnold
Genevieve Vermicelli: Sabeen Sadiq
Aoife O'Donnell: Katie Boyle
- A Unhappily Married Lesbian vs her Happily Married Spouse on Should Same Sex Marriage be Rescinded?Jan 22, 2024 · 47 minNo argument is more heated than one between a married couple! That's why this one is a scorcher as a lesbian debates if gays should still be allowed to get married with her unhappily married spouse!
Watch them tackle this antiquated argument as they cover pet marriage, bar fights, and the plight of jobless wedding DJ's. All judged by a guy who is marriage curious .
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Mary Borarr: Veronica Garza
Joanne Borarr-Weesley: Jaye McBride
Paolo Mangubat: Rich Kiamco
- George Santos vs a War Profiteer on Did 2023 Suck?Jan 8, 2024 · 53 minNo debating that 2023 was a crazy year, but did it suck? This Character Debates retrospective episode tackles that question with a heavily botoxed George Santos debating an arms dealer who sells bullets and medical supplies.
Listen and learn as they talk about numerous 2023 stories including wealthy UPS drivers, movies that skinny shame plumbers, and why 81 year old presidents are too young for the job. All judged by injured NY Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
George Santos:Jake Vevera
Viktor B: Allan Fuks
Aaron Rodgers: Zach McGovern
- Adam Sandler vs a Rejected Sketch Performer on Should Saturday Night Live be Cancelled?Dec 26, 2023 · 50 minLive from New York...it's another episode of Character Debates!!! We got a big time episode this week as the legendary Adam Sandler joins us to debate a bitter rejected sketch performer on if Saturday Night Live should be cancelled after its 50th season!
Listen to this hysterical yell fight as they discuss bad auditions, laughing during sketches, and how bad Robert Downey Junior was on the show. All judged by show creator and producer, Lorne Michaels!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Adam Sandler: Robbie Goodwin
Bret Hasben: Charles McBee
Lorne Michaels: Harry Terjanian
- A Mall Santa vs a Clausophobic Man on Should Mall Santa's be Retired?Dec 11, 2023 · 47 minThe Christmas holidays are nothing without a good argument. So this week, we supply a heated one as a Clausophobic Man debates a cigarette smoking, alcoholic Mall Santa on if Mall Santa's should be retired from X-mas.
Get ready for a whole lotta yelling as they clash about lying to children, pinching elves butts, and Santa bullying! All judged by the owner of the Make It Rain Shopping Center!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Tony Aficionado: Mark Riccadonna
Bob Ezer: Jonathan Randall
Linda Gladstone: Dara Jemmott
- A French Pastry Chef vs a Florida Mom on is France #1?Nov 27, 2023 · 49 minBonjour Character Debate fans! We are going French this week as we decide if France is #1!!! So get a baguette, sit back and listen in as a Belgium hating french pastry chef debates an ignorant Florida mom!
This podcast covers everything you need to know about France including frog legs, effeminate men, and why the French don't like to smile! Judging this international riot is the murderous alien, Xanadu Smith!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Simon Beauregard: Matt Ruby
Feline Cuntington: Kyle Ocasio
Xanadu Smith: Jake Vevera
- Is Donald Trump the Greatest American President of all Time?Nov 13, 2023 · 53 minCharacter Debates brings you one of the most highly anticipated debates of the year as the 45th President returns to argue with his mortal enemy Hillary Clinton on Is Donald Trump the Greatest U.S. President of all Time?
Listen in as they discuss stopping phone terrorism, helping rich people, and why Abraham Lincoln had it easier. All judged by a guy who loves presidents way too much!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Donald Trump: Steven Scott
Hillary Clinton: Cory Kahaney
Ernest Freeman: Luke Thayer
- A Halloween Traditionalist vs. a woman who likes to wear sexy nurse costumes on Should Halloween be Sexualized?Oct 30, 2023 · 54 minCharacter Debates has got a treat for you this week as a woman who likes to wear sexy nurse outfits Is squaring off against a Halloween Traditionalist on if Halloween should be sexualized!
Listen to their ghoulish argument about such things as scaring children, Ted Bundy, and why Halloween is a great time to get erections. All judged by an ex-Jehovah Witness who is about to celebrate his first Halloween!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Sam Hain: MYQ Kaplan
Tina Del Montanas: Carmen Lynch
Isiah Marble: Jonathan Randall
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- A Chain Smoker vs a Non Smoker on Should People be Allowed to Smoke in Public?Oct 16, 2023 · 45 minThis week we got a healthy debate on a very unhealthy habit! Join us as a conspiracy touting chain smoker argues with a murderous non smoker on if People should be Allowed to Smoke in Public!
See whose arguments goes up in smokes as they debate ceiling stains, lighting up in a shower and why smokers should be beheaded! All judged by Marjorie Taylor Greene!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Morton Downing: Dan Naturman
Argyle Rain: Chase DuRousseau
Marjorie Taylor Greene: Jake Vevera
- Emo Woman vs Happy Finnish Guy on Is Life a Neverending Series of Unfortunate Events Meant to Destroy Our Souls?Oct 2, 2023 · 59 minCharacter Debates has an episode this week that will make you happy to live for! In this one, an emo woman and a happy finnish guy try to figure out if life is nothing but a soul crushing journey meant to torture our souls!
Catch this meaningful episode as they discuss if wealth brings happiness, whale reincarnation, and if Finland is full of sociopaths, All judged by an existential philosopher who hates the Paul brothers!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Pandora: Erin Maguire
Guut Hyvarnien: Andy Haynes
Ryan Scott McFadden : Jake Vevera
- A Christian Comedian vs a Dirty Shock Comic on Should Standup Comedy be Clean?Sep 18, 2023 · 55 minOn this week's episode, we have comedians talking about comedy on a podcast! That's right! How original! Listen as the jokes fly when a Christian comedian who only tells jokes about fruit debates a dirty shock comic on if Standup Comedy should be clean!
In this one, they argue about the merits of stool humping, cursing to sell weak jokes, and why kids are the dumbest audiences you can entertain. All judged by a female club booker who sleeps with comics!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Marla Maples: Anthony Devito
Linda Lopez: Jess Salomon
Bobby Leotard: Jake Vevera
- Bob Iger vs an out Of Work Actor on Are Actors Overpaid?Sep 4, 2023 · 53 minIn a Character Debates episode that should be turned into a movie, Disney CEO Bob Iger debates a starving out of work actor on if actors are overpaid!
In this one, they discuss if actors should be paid appropriately for auditions, background work, and when they have sex with producers for roles! All judged by cult film directopr David Lynch!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Bob Iger: Jason Salmon
Mick Dagger: Marcus Monroe
David Lynch: Jake Vevera
- A Concerned Parent vs Al Pacino on Should men over 80 have kids?Aug 21, 2023 · 49 minIn another episode of us getting whoever the hell we want, the great Al Pacino joins us as he goes Scarface on a concerned parent who thinks that he shouldn't have kids!
Listen to them disagree on putting kids in the dryer, wearing black clothing, and raising kids on coupons. All judged by a 65 year old sleepy guy who doesn't know if he should have kids!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Alexis: Liz Glazer
Al Pacino: Daniel Ares
Harold McMurray: Jake Vevera
- A Clingy Man Vs a Promiscuous Woman on Are One Night Stands a Good Idea?Aug 7, 2023 · 48 minLet's fire up another sexy episode! Character Debates is back to talk about One Night Stands! Join us as a woman who enjoys the pleasures of flesh debates a heartbroken guy she slept with once!
Emotions are at an all time high as they argue over pet ferrets, nipple play, and fisting on a first date! All judged by a guy who prefers 3 night stands!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Miss Atlantis: Chanel Ali
Billy Depend: Jonathan Randall
Joe Treize: Jake Vevera
- A Book Worm vs a Movie Lover on Are Books Better Than Movies?Jul 24, 2023 · 47 minCharacter Debates has another hilariously entertaining episode this week as we tackle the classic argument of what is better, books or movies!
This one features a sassy movie geek arguing with a bookworm whose literary addiction has made him unemployable. They discuss all the major talking points including paper cuts, the impossibility of reading and eating, and why movies endanger old men! All judged by legendary author JK Rowling!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Clarice Ripley: Divya Gunasekaran
David Foster Franzen: Lucas Connolly
JK Rowling: Jake Vevera
- Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy vs a Spoiled American on Should the Ukraine Forfeit the War?Jul 3, 2023 · 35 minCharacter Debates starts off the 3rd season hot as we have none other than Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy debating a Spoiled American on Should the Ukraine Forfeit the war?
Featuring NYC Podcast comedy greats Robbie Goodwin and Chris Faga, we discuss Zelensky's standup comedy prospects, how the Ukrainian war really started, and if Putin is rehirable if he loses the war! All judged by an Amish fellow who likes TV!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
President Zelensky: Robbie Goodwin
Spoiled American: Chris Faga
Mordecai: Jake Vevera
- Greek Mom vs New Age Dad on Are Greek Parents too Strict?Jun 26, 2023 · 56 minIt's the final episode of the second season and we're going Greek! Tik Tok star Maria Constantellis joins us to wage a verbal argument with a new age father who thinks that Greek parents are too strict!
Find out for yourself if Greek parents need to be more nurturing as we discuss such topics as overfeeding your children, how you can't catch COVID in church and Maria's arch enemy Toula!(That Bish!) All judged by a man from Child Protective Services.
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Maria Constantellis: Gus Constantellis
Chester Hankman: Drew Dunn
Caleb Murphy: Jake Vevera
- A Harvard Recruiter vs the Dean of a Trades School on Should Students go to Trade School?Jun 12, 2023 · 53 minLots of students have made their decision on what they're doing after high school, and for those who haven't, we got an episode for you!!! This week, we're debating if kids should go to a Trades school. Hit play and learn as an eloquent Harvard recruiter mentally challenges the Dean of "I'm a Smart Boy Trades School" on where the brightest should go!
In this one, they discuss a variety of important post secondary topics such as high tuition rates, dumb students who bite, and wooden dildos! All judged by a 17 year old genius student who is considering both schools!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Walton Garbo: Lukas Arnold
Eugene Foster Willington: Brian Scott McFadden
Kurt Vilhauer: Jake Vevera
- Tom Holland's Spider-Man vs Batman on What is the Best Way to Rehabilitate Supervillains?May 29, 2023 · 50 minCharacter Debates made it to the 50th episode and it's a big one!!!! To celebrate, we got Tom Holland's bleeding heart Spider-man debating the punitive Batman on what is the best way to rehabilitate super villains!
Listen to these valiant heroes discuss punching the mentally ill, joking while in combat and house arrest in your friends condo!! All judged by the nefarious Professor Pickles!!!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Spider-Man: Elon Altman
Batman: Drew Dunn
Professor Pickles: Jake Vevera
- A Rhinoceros Owner vs his Neighbor on Are Rhinos good pets?May 15, 2023 · 51 minCharacter Debates is leading the charge this week as we discuss if rhinos should be pets! This episode gets wild as a cat owner fights to remove an Alabama man's treasured pet rhino from his neighborhood.
Listen to their ethical arguments about sulfur farts, White Rhino Privilege, and the birth of a unicorn! All judged by a secretive neighbor who owns a pet Billy Goat!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Leroy Little: Jared Waters
Joe Granola: Drew Dunn
Tucker Bond: Jake Vevera
- Leonardo Dicaprio vs an Age Appropriate Lover on Should men date women under 25?May 1, 2023 · 51 minHey love freaks! Character Debates has another taboo episode this week as Leonardo Dicaprio stops in to debate if older guys should exclusively date women 25 years and younger!
Watch the intensity as he spars with an age appropriate dater about virtual reality porn, old men having kids, and going on dates at Chiles! All judged by a guy who won the lottery and is thinking of leaving his wife for a younger woman!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Leonardo DiCaprio: Jay Simpson
Dave Shiner: Drew Dunn
Samuel Gibbons:Jake Vevera
- A Scientologist vs a Cult Leader on is Scientology the One True Religion?Apr 17, 2023 · 48 minTo our devout listeners, we present a spiritual debate this week as we decide if Scientology is the One True Religion! That's right! Join us as a money hungry Scientologist unloads on a cult leader who believes that cereal mascots have all of the answers! Featuring the brilliant Matthew Broussard and Jason Salmon!
You will definitely be enlightened as we discuss such religious privileges as tax avoidance, LSD Tuesdays, and allowing Tom Cruise to murder 10 people! All judged by a lost soul who lives in a trailer park!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Chaz Sylvester: Mathew Broussard
Sturgill Diamond: Jason Salmon
Herman Plug: Drew Dunn
- Rory McIlroy VS. a Diehard Sports Fan on is Golf the Boringest Sport in the World?Apr 3, 2023 · 51 minThis week, Character Debates dishes out an extremely exciting episode about a really dull sport! Listen to PGA champion Rory McIlroy debate a diehard sports fan on if Golf is the Boringest Sport in the World?
Catch the passionate hysteria as they discuss trash talking, ball dimples, and how many alligators each course should have! All judged by a Scottish sports announcer from a public access channel.
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Chip Lowerthal: Eitan Levine
Rory McIlroy: Drew Dunn
Duncan McKeigan: Jake Vevera
- Walmart Cashier vs a Robot on Should Robots Take over all Customer Service Jobs?Mar 20, 2023 · 43 minAre humans becoming obsolete in the workforce? We here at Character Debates ponder this as we try to decide if robots should take over all customer service jobs! Featuring one of the stars of Showtime's "Flatbush Misdemeanors", Kareem Green!
Listen to a Wal-Mart cashier fight for the job he loves against a murderous robot as they discuss robbery prevention, co-workers who don't keep the toilet seat down, and if human employees should take steroids to improve efficiency. All judged by the money loving owner of A Walmart Supercenter!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Lury: Kareem Green
ZX-14: Drew Dunn
Sam Jaynor: Jake Vevera
This episode is sponsored by Magic Mind. Get a cognitive boost at www.magicmind.co/characterdebates
- Jack Nicholson vs a nurse on do Actors Deserve Awards?Mar 6, 2023 · 51 minOscar season is upon us and we are rolling out the red carpet for another epic debate! Listen to us as we welcome 3 time academy Award winning actor Jack Nicholson as he debates a nurse on do Actors Deserve Awards?! Featuring Tonight show and Comedy Central presents veteran MYQ Kaplan!
In this one, we discuss Jack's sister-mother, did One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest stigmatize nurses, and if Michael Harrison should host the Oscars! All judged by a Background actor who loves lunch meat!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Nurse Reg: MYQ Kaplan
Jack Nicholson: Drew Dunn
Marty Bonsinati: Jake Vevera
This episode is sponsored by Magic Mind. Get a cognitive boost at www.magicmind.co/characterdebates
- Father of a Problem Child vs An Alcoholic Teacher on Should school be taught online?Feb 20, 2023 · 53 minAn angry parent fights with his son's alcoholic teacher this week on Character Debates! Featuring the super hilarious Erin Maguire and Luke Thayer!
Get ready for lots of yelling as they cover how much the teacher hates Zack, how much the father hates the teacher, and how much they both hate the school board! All judged by a principal who is great at damage control!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Nora Pinephrine: Erin Maguire
Chandler James: Drew Dunn
Dr. Yard: Luke Thayer
This episode is sponsored by Magic Mind. Get a cognitive boost at www.magicmind.co/characterdebates
- 5-Time Divorcee vs an unhappily Married Man on Should Marriages be Arranged?Feb 6, 2023 · 51 minIf you're looking for a podcast episode to commit too, we have just what you're looking for this week as we debate if all marriages should be arranged!
Listen to a 5-time divorcee beg for arranged marriages to be normalized against a man who is in a miserable one! Listen as they discuss if it is forced slavery, why parents can choose a mate better, and what getting divorced 5 times is like. All judged by a guy who is an arranged polygamous marriage with 6 people
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Thati Mattayya: Vishnu Vaka
Dan Mayer: Drew Dunn
Bill Romney: Jake Vevera
- Tik Tok Dad vs his son on Should the elderly be allowed on social media?Jan 23, 2023 · 47 minTurn off your computers and listen in as we fiercly debate if the elderly should be allowed on social media!
Famed influencer Tik Tok Dad argues against his son Chase on such topics as viral enema videos, cyberbullying, and IHOP waitress sexual harassment! All judged by the owner and proprietor of the Saggy Nuts retirement home!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Chase Valentine: Che Durena
Tik Tok Dad: Drew Dunn
Pete Glaston: Jake Vevera
- Vladimir Putin vs an American Pro-lifer on did 2022 Suck?Jan 9, 2023 · 42 minWe here at the podcast think the best way to kick off the new year is by picking apart last year. That's what we have done this week as we welcome Russian President Vladimir Putin and an American Pro-lifer to debate if 2022 sucked!
In this retrospective debate, we talk about why God hit Florida with a hurricane, Russia's war with rainbows, and Putin's secret relationship with Queen Elizabeth II. All decided by returning judge Johnny Depp! Insanity ensues!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Beth Hayward: Rob Rego
Vladimir Putin: Drew Dunn
Johnny Depp: Jake Vevera
- A straight guy vs an orphanage owner on should straight people be allowed to adopt?Dec 26, 2022 · 52 minIn honor of the holidays, Character Debates has decided to have a special family themed episode where we debate if straight people should be allowed to adopt children! Join us as we pit a hokey straight guy against the owner of an orphanage that solely allows the LGTBQ+ community to adopt.
Listen to them clash about straight people discrimination, being raised by wolverines, and having straight butlers raise orphans in hopes of creating another Batman! All judged by 38 year old Big Orphan Arnold!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Angelina Brad: Veronica Garza
John Goodwin: Drew Dunn
Big Orphan Arnold: Jake Vevera
- Twig boy vs 950 lb. man on Should society be allowed to Skinny Shame?Dec 12, 2022 · 52 minCharacter Debates is getting on the body positivity movement this week as we explore skinny shaming! Listen to Twiggy debate the plight of a thin man with a 950 lb. guy who hates skinny people!
This episode has alot of meat as we discuss chef's feelings, bony hugs, and Brandon Frasier! All judged by professional body shamer and fitness instructor, Chad Childings!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Twiggy: Jonathan Randall
Big Tony: Drew Dunn
Chad Childings: Jake Vevera
- The Ghost of Queen Elizabeth II vs an Irish Soccer Fan on Are Monarchies Necessary?Nov 28, 2022 · 53 minIs 3 months long enough to respect the dead? Character Debates thinks so and that is why they have brought the ghost of Queen Elizabeth II back from the beyond to argue if monarchies are necessary with Irish Soccer fan Shane O' Ferguson!
Listen to this royal rumble as they debate colonization, getting 2 birthdays, and why the Queen owns all of the whales in Britain. Judged by Tarzan, King of the Jungle!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Tarzan: Joe Bates
Queen Elizabeth II: Drew Dunn
Shane O' Ferguson: Jake Vevera
- A Sex Addict vs a 53 Year Old Virgin on Should Lust be one of the 7 Deadly Sins?Nov 14, 2022 · 50 minCharacter Debates is back with a hot and steamy episode as we discuss if Lust should be one of the 7 Deadly Sins!!! Join sex addict Johnny Durango as he argues with 53 year old Virgin, Spencer Spellman!
Watch them verbally spar over public erections, bodyspray marketing, and lying to sleep with people. All judged by old school mobster Baby Feet Benson.
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Johnny Durango: Oscar Aydin
Spencer Spellman: Drew Dunn
Baby Feet Benson: Jake Vevera
- Sugar Fiend vs a Halloween Purist on Should Adults be allowed to Trick or Treat?Oct 31, 2022 · 40 minAlright Halloween freaks! Character Debates is tackling one of the biggest holiday human rights issues in the world...and that is should adults be allowed to Trick or Treat! Treat your ears as the sweet-toothed Spaz fast talks his argument against Halloween purist Jack Samhain!
In this bewitched episode, they discuss candy hangovers,making diabetics do their part, and choco-lobster thieves! All judged by a guy who gives out chocolate covered seafood!
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Jack Samhain: Derick Gonzalez
Spaz: Drew Dunn
Billy Big Bars: Jake Vevera
- A G.I. Joe vs. a Barbie doll on Is Barbie a Good Role Model?Oct 17, 2022 · 48 minCharacters Debates isn't playing around with this one as we answer once and for all if Barbie is a good role model! Hear the best-selling feminist doll's side as she argues with the GI Joe action figure Duke!
In this one, they reveal how Barbie handles so many jobs, what her feud with Saudi Arabi was about, and Duke's highly guarded personal life! All judged by an Optimus Prime Transformer toy.
Moderator: Michael Harrison
Barbie: Claire Alexander
Duke: Drew Dunn
Optimus Prime: Jake Vevera
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