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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

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Chrissy D's Wedding Recap w/ JAZ and TAMPA TONYJul 1, 2026 · 51 min#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Fresh off the wedding, Chris sits down with Tampa Tony for one of their funniest and most honest conversations yet. They talk about married life, forgotten wedding rings, gambling addiction, buying too much house, Queens vs. Long Island, family, and why less might actually be more. Plus, Tampa Tony delivers classic one-liners, Chris reveals the wedding gift Jaz rejected, and everyone debates whether it's already time to downsize. Chapters 00:00 Wedding ring problems & married life begins 02:47 Tampa Tony arrives & wedding recap 05:20 Diabetes scare in the middle of the night 11:16 Tampa Tony goes to a Mets game 12:30 Dog chaos interrupts the podcast 15:10 Ad Break – BlueChew 16:22 Ad Break – Quince 18:42 Wedding memories & family stories 21:22 Chris admits he bought too much house 23:07 The phone call about moving back to Queens 27:22 Why Chris keeps moving every few years 28:45 Tampa Tony opens up about gambling addiction 30:56 How becoming a father changed everything 34:43 Jaz joins the podcast 36:53 Wedding stories you didn't see 39:06 Jaz rejects Chris' Mets gift 41:45 Should you preserve a wedding dress? 45:06 Has marriage changed anything? 47:10 Chris explains his new outlook on life UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Quince Go to https://Quince.com/chrissy for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Blue Chew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Is Chris Getting Cold Feet 48 Hours Before Wedding?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy ChaosJun 24, 2026 · 33 min#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris is just 48 hours away from his wedding and the panic is officially setting in. Broadcasting from the trunk of his car in Forest Hills, Chris talks wedding stress, cold feet, money problems, moving regrets, and why he may have made life way harder than it needed to be. Joined by friends and surprise guests, the crew debates marriage, mortgages, Father's Day weddings, soccer bets, and whether Chris should disappear until the ceremony starts. Chaos Bus episodes are back. Chapters 00:00 The Chaos Bus Returns 01:36 Can Marriage Feel New Every Week? 02:42 Escaping Wedding Responsibilities 03:18 Why Chris Needs Cash Wedding Gifts 04:32 Cold Feet Before The Wedding? 05:24 Money, Houses & Self-Sabotage 06:51 Friends Crash The Podcast 07:53 Wedding Suit Panic 08:50 Who's Really Coming To The Wedding? 10:23 Soccer Bets & Wedding Week Hangout 11:37 Airline Talk & Travel Complaints 13:03 Family Stories Before The Wedding 14:25 Father's Day Wedding Controversy 15:29 Wedding Guest Drama 18:18 Writing Wedding Vows 20:38 Ad Break 23:06 Chris Explains The Wedding Gift Bags 24:07 Missing The Knicks Championship Parade 26:09 Why Chris Almost Skipped This Episode 27:03 Five Days Without Sleeping In The Same Room 27:27 Most Awkward Podcast Moment Ever 31:06 Pivoting To Infidelity & Relationships UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Blue Chew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Lucy Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/CHAOS with promo code CHAOS! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon Celebrate Knicks Championship By Getting Rocked Off EddysJun 17, 2026 · 1 hr 31 min#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas Mike Cannon returns to Chrissy Chaos for one of the most old-school episodes we've done in years. Live from the Chaos Bus in Nyack, NY, Chris and Mike talk about the Knicks championship, fatherhood, marriage, growing older, the end of the original Chrissy Chaos era, and why they're still friends after all these years. Along the way they're interrupted by fans, family members, dogs, and complete strangers. This is classic Chaos. Subscribe and leave a comment if you want Mike Cannon back on the show more often. 00:00 Mike Cannon Returns 05:04 Knicks Championship Euphoria 16:35 Ads 19:07 Fan Interruptions and Father's Day Wedding 29:26 High School Fights and Wedding Planning 38:18 Chris' Food Binge Disaster 44:00 Why Chrissy Chaos Ended 48:00 Amish Country Stories 58:00 Marriage, Kids and Life Changes 1:22:00 Final Thoughts SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! https://mengotomars.com | 50% off for life + Free Shipping + 3 Free Gifts Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Eric D’Alessandro Gets Real About Fatherhood, Comedy & Family Pressure | Chrissy ChaosJun 10, 2026 · 1 hr 7 min#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Comedian Eric D’Alessandro joins Chrissy Chaos for a hilarious conversation from Arthur Avenue in the Bronx. The guys dive into anxiety, fatherhood, marriage, stand-up comedy, social media fame, growing up Catholic, and why so many comedians are frustrated with the changing entertainment landscape. Eric opens up about raising two young kids, balancing family life with comedy, and his unique path from viral videos to sold-out theaters. Plus, Chris and Eric debate weddings, comedy etiquette, internet fame, and whether stand-up comedians are too obsessed with how other people found success. A chaotic, honest, and funny conversation with one of New York's fastest-rising comedians. #ChrissyChaos #EricDAlessandro #ComedyPodcast Chapter Timestamps 00:00 Anxiety, adrenaline & life on stage 01:09 Recording from Arthur Avenue in the Bronx 03:05 Baseball stories and MLB clubhouses 04:17 Eric's Italian comedy origins 06:00 Fatherhood and life with two kids 07:49 Weddings, graduations and family obligations 09:30 Chris announces his wedding plans 11:24 Arthur Avenue character interruption 13:17 Kids at weddings debate 17:27 Firefighters interrupt the podcast 18:18 Being excluded from events 19:40 Wedding planning without the drama 21:40 Why comedians hate post-show small talk 25:03 Chris' comedy process before shows 26:12 Growing up Catholic 28:24 Family pressure and comedy careers 34:59 Sketch comedy vs stand-up comedy 39:08 Comedy Store politics and building an audience 41:40 Does stand-up alone create stars? 45:39 Why comedians get bitter about social media UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Head to https://www.tryfum.com/CHAOS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Little Mo Got Locked in a Mental Hospital for 45 Days | Chris Distefano is Chrissy ChaosJun 3, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Little Mo returns to the Chaos Bus and immediately delivers one of the wildest episodes yet. From getting mistaken for a Yankees insider to becoming a Bills Mafia legend, nothing is off limits. Mo opens up about his bipolar diagnosis, the mental hospital stay that changed his life, gambling addiction, hypochondria, and the moments that nearly sent his life off the rails. Along the way, he and Chrissy dive into comedy, sports fandom, Buffalo Bills culture, and plenty of classic Little Italy chaos. A completely unfiltered conversation with one of the most unique personalities on the internet. Timestamps 00:00 Intro & Apple Guy in Little Italy 01:24 Yankees, Mets & Nick Turturro's Ticket Drama 03:06 The Infamous LA Story 05:00 Why People Care Less About Words Today 06:51 Chrissy's "Gay Guy" Persona Explained 11:28 Little Mo Opens Up About Bipolar Disorder 11:48 Waking Up in a Mental Hospital 15:23 Gambling Addiction & Life-Changing Diagnosis 18:18 Little Mo's New Show Idea 19:21 Meeting His Wife in Las Vegas 20:35 Being Mistaken for Albanian 21:28 Knicks Fandom & Sports Culture 24:47 Forgetting Passwords & Getting Older 25:17 Leaving Construction for Social Media 26:43 Jewish Fans, Williamsburg & Viral Content 28:47 Shopping, Confidence & Getting Sold Anything 31:30 The Workplace Story That Started It All 38:12 Becoming a Buffalo Bills Superfan 39:40 How Bills Mafia Changed His Life 42:25 Fan Encounters in Little Italy 45:15 The Cost of College & Parenting 50:00 Street Interviews & Chaos Bus Shenanigans 55:00 Life Advice, Sports & Social Media 01:00:00 Final Thoughts Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Do More People Know Subway Takes Khareem Rahma Than Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy ChaosMay 27, 2026 · 1 hr 21 min#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Kareem Rahma joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the most chaotic episodes yet. Chris and Kareem talk Subway Takes, New York City, getting recognized on the street, internet discourse, comedy, the Knicks, aliens, phone addiction, food, and what happens when a full second podcast breaks out in the middle of Chrissy Chaos. Plus, Chris gives Kareem an actual physical therapy session in the trunk, random New Yorkers jump into the show, and the whole episode turns into pure downtown NYC chaos. Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos every week. Timestamps00:00 Kareem Rahma joins the Chaos Bus 01:12 Kareem becomes the “Brown WASP” 01:26 The viral stoop debate 03:11 Kareem reacts to old Chrissy Chaos comments 05:48 Knicks tickets, Sam Morril and courtside dreams 07:01 Aliens, pyramids and conspiracy talk 10:04 Kareem’s new cab show 11:14 New Jersey transplant debate 15:00 Getting recognized in public 15:21 Kareem on Subway Takes becoming late night 16:13 Chris’ awkward Ziwe story 19:15 Could Chris survive Ziwe? 21:09 BlueChew ad 22:12 Kareem’s parents and immigrant story 23:23 Is Chris conservative? 24:14 Chris gives Kareem physical therapy 27:30 Kareem’s tattoo removal 32:20 Chris gives Kareem shoulder exercises 36:03 Apple Store mission 36:27 Mud Water ad 38:10 Ronnie Chieng drops in 39:01 Chris wants to dunk again 40:21 Kareem gets recognized more than Chris 43:23 Chris returns to his old SoHo block 44:48 Kareem comes back from the Apple Store 45:55 Gyro vs. euro 46:13 Chris gets misidentified 47:47 Jesus vs. Muhammad in SoHo 48:39 Peptides and street chaos 50:03 Chris as the nice jock 51:18 Food, culture and NYC 01:01:00 Italian-American identity 01:03:00 Comedy roasts and the line 01:06:42 A podcast interrupts the podcast 01:08:57 The cat joins the show 01:11:18 Advice for young comedians 01:15:50 Trunk Takes? 01:17:23 Peptides, weight loss and getting food 01:18:39 Kareem wraps the episode UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com MUDWTER Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code chaos at https://mudwtr.com/chaos! #mudwtrpod Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mark Normand on Fatherhood, Comedy Burnout & Why the Suburbs SUCK | Chris Distefano is Chrissy ChaosMay 20, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris Distefano is joined by Mark Normand LIVE from the Chaos Bus in Brooklyn for one of the most honest comedy conversations yet. Mark talks about becoming a dad, chasing success in stand-up, burnout from the constant grind of podcasts and social media, the loneliness of comedy, moving to the suburbs, Netflix Is A Joke, crowd work culture, aliens, peptides, parenting, and why comics can never truly relax. PLUS: crackheads interrupt the episode, the boys debate NYC vs suburb life, and Mark explains why he still does pushups every single day. #MarkNormand #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast Timestamps 00:00 Mark Normand enters the Chaos Bus 01:58 Aliens, Jimmy Carter & religion conspiracy theories 04:15 Tom Brady roast reactions & Tony Hinchcliffe discussion 06:50 Crackhead interruption in Brooklyn 11:42 Netflix Is A Joke stories & celebrity encounters 13:20 How fatherhood changed Mark Normand 15:28 Real talk about comedy success & loneliness 17:10 Burnout from stand-up, podcasts & social media 18:01 Ari Shaffir’s lifestyle vs family life 20:30 Chris regrets moving to the suburbs 21:48 Why Mark stayed in Brooklyn 24:04 BlueChew ad read chaos 24:56 LA politics & Spencer Pratt discussion 26:16 Politics exhaustion & modern outrage culture 29:01 Tom Segura, saying “no” & comedy boundaries 30:30 Mark’s workout routine & fitness philosophy 35:29 Peptides, injections & internet doctors 37:38 Why Mark avoids drugs but loves sugar 39:15 Comedy jealousy, algorithms & comparison 40:05 Therapy, acceptance & changing priorities 41:30 Why success doesn’t feel the way comics expect 42:15 Queens vs Manhattan upbringing 43:30 Chris admits he regrets leaving NYC UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris Gets Ghosted By His Peptide Dealer & Obsesses Over Aliens | Chris Distefano is Chrissy ChaosMay 13, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Comedian Chris Distefano is back LIVE from the Chaos Bus in NYC with another completely unhinged solo episode of Chrissy Chaos. Chris talks UFO conspiracies, the newly released “alien files,” parenting anxiety, Knicks courtside stories, buying a Tesla for Jasmine, awkward celebrity recognition moments, and the realities of podcast breakups. PLUS: Chrissy debates whether aliens would destroy religion, explains why he wants to retire to Manhattan, talks about raising kids without fear, and gives his take on the recent podcast world drama involving Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh. Chaos Bus episodes are officially becoming their own universe. #ChrisDistefano #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast Chapter Timestamps 00:00 Chaos Bus Returns From the Upper West Side 02:10 Mother’s Day Plans & Family Chaos 04:20 Chris Dreams of Living in Manhattan 05:20 Fame, Recognition & Celebrity Embarrassment 09:00 Trump UFO Files & Alien Conspiracies 10:35 Chrissy’s Awkward Street Interview Attempt 12:10 Why the Chaos Bus Format Works 15:20 Chris Explains His Anxiety & OCD Habits 16:05 BlueChew Ad Read 17:15 FÜM Ad Read 18:50 College Basketball Anxiety Stories 20:15 Relationship Anxiety vs Jealousy 22:00 Parenting, School Stress & Childhood Trauma 23:45 Why Chris Hates Filming in Public 25:00 Chaos Bus Rapid Fire Game 27:15 Parallel Parking Appreciation Segment 29:00 Raising Kids Without Fear 30:35 NYPD Pulls Up to the Chaos Bus 32:00 Politics, Parenting & Social Commentary 33:40 Chris Announces He’s Buying a Tesla 37:40 Upcoming Stand-Up Dates 38:15 Podcast Breakups & Schulz/Akaash Discussion 43:40 Knicks Courtside Stories & Joel Embiid’s Feet 46:25 Hantavirus, UFOs & Conspiracy Theories 50:35 Prince Street Pizza Disaster & Sneaker Talk UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Fum Head to https://www.tryfum.com/CHAOS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sam Morril Wonders if Chris Is Actually Jewish | Chris Distefano is Chrissy ChaosMay 6, 2026 · 1 hr 12 min#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Comedian Sam Morril jumps into the Chaos Bus with Chris Distefano for one of the funniest and most chaotic episodes yet. The guys talk Knicks playoff madness, bombing in front of baseball legends at the Rawlings Gold Glove Awards, awkward run-ins with Jerry Seinfeld, comedy horror stories, New York City, parenting, relationships, and why every comedian eventually embarrasses themselves in front of their heroes. They also dive into old Just For Laughs stories featuring comics like Pete Davidson, Andrew Schulz, Mark Normand and more, plus Chris opens up about getting older, injuries, anxiety, and trying to dunk again before his birthday. This episode is absolute NYC chaos. #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #NYCComedy Timestamps 00:00 Knicks playoff chaos begins 02:10 Sam Morril’s brutal Gold Glove Awards bomb story 05:20 Why comedy at sports dinners NEVER works 08:55 Famous comedians bombing at corporate gigs 11:05 Meeting Yankees legends & crying over Bernie Williams 12:35 The legendary Just For Laughs class 15:20 Colin Quinn, acting & stepping outside comfort zones 19:05 Chris talks injuries, recovery & dunking again 22:15 NBA podcasts, wild jokes & getting edited 24:15 The Chaos Bus starts malfunctioning 26:00 BlueChew ad chaos 27:05 Moms reacting to stand-up comedy 29:45 Embarrassing family reactions to jokes 31:00 Is New York actually getting worse? 32:45 The fake JPMorgan scandal story 35:00 Woman loses her eye during childbirth story 38:00 Being a bad driver & masculinity 39:15 Wallpapering, parenting & dad responsibilities 40:20 Chris secretly being Jewish 42:00 Parenting, fear & disciplining kids UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris And Jaz Go To WAR Over Garage DoorsApr 29, 2026 · 56 min#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chrissy is recording straight out of his trunk, running on no sleep after a brutal night with a sick dog, dealing with garage door drama, and somehow still trying to hold it together for a podcast. Jaz joins as the first official Chaos Bus guest, things immediately spiral, and we somehow end up doing physical therapy in the back of the car. 00:00 Chaos Bus debut from the trunk 01:00 No sleep, sick dog chaos 02:30 Jasmine joins the Chaos Bus 04:00 Chaos Bus concept explained 06:00 Dentist trip + Staten Island plans 08:30 Wedding talk + Father’s Day debate 10:00 Mets event recap (and bombing) 12:30 Chaos Bus unboxing (Mets gifts) 16:00 “Physical therapy” segment begins 20:00 Shoulder diagnosis goes off the rails 23:00 Chaos Bus therapy advice 25:00 Garage door disaster begins 27:30 BlueChew ad read 29:00 Garage situation spirals 32:00 Chaos Bus reality check 35:00 Relationship dynamics + advice talk 38:00 Vito hospital scare story 42:00 T-ball parenting moment 45:00 Atlantic City vs Vegas rant 47:00 WrestleMania weekend chaos 49:00 Fans crossing the line UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Upgrade your denim game with rag & bone! Get 20% off sitewide with code CHRISSY at www.rag-bone.com #ragandbonepod Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
New York Stories, Old School Parenting, and Marriage Advice w/ Nick TurturroApr 25, 2026 · 27 min#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chaos in the back of a minivan in New York City. This episode of Chrissy Chaos goes everywhere — from classic NYC energy and wild childhood stories to Knicks frustrations, old-school parenting, and real marriage advice that actually hits. We get into how New York has changed, growing up with tough parents, relationships, family life, and a birthday dinner that takes a turn you won’t believe. It’s unpredictable, it’s honest, and it’s exactly what you expect when you record a podcast in the back of a car. Subscribe for new episodes every week. 00:00 Podcast in a Minivan 00:01 New York Energy vs Everywhere Else 00:02 Wild Childhood & Old School Parenting 00:05 Has NYC Changed? Safety & Street Stories 00:06 Italian Restaurant Debate in Queens 00:08 Knicks Talk & NBA Rant 00:10 Acting Stories & NYPD Blue 00:12 Catholic School & Growing Up in Queens 00:14 Love Story & Marriage Talk 00:16 Real Marriage Advice 00:18 Family Life & Relationships 00:20 BlueChew Ad Read 00:21 Birthday Dinner Goes Wrong 00:23 Injury, Surgery & Physical Therapy Talk UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Getting Roasted for Not Knowing Basic Life Skills | Chris Distefano is Chrissy ChaosApr 15, 2026 · 1 hr 3 min#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Chrissy Chaos is back and this time the Reverse Advice Hotline delivers. Chrissy and Vito talk weight loss, weird food habits, David Cross, Jasmin’s birthday, home ownership stress, and then open the lines for fans to tell Chrissy exactly how to fix his life. The callers do not disappoint. Chrissy gets roasted for not knowing tools, told to stop moving, pushed into “man bootcamp,” and somehow ends up in a full debate about confidence, dating, daughters, and whether he can survive adulthood. Absolute chaos from start to finish. Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos and drop a comment with your best advice for Chrissy. Timestamps 00:00 Chrissy’s new look, the lights, and the Reverse Advice Hotline 01:21 Chrissy’s weight loss, peptides, protein yogurt, and avocado talk 04:40 Vito’s banana disaster and getting diarrhea from Chrissy 05:37 Jasmine’s birthday problem and why Chrissy needs help 06:15 David Cross, fake voicemail chaos, and comedian stories 08:58 House stress, money pressure, and Delilah manipulating basketball time 11:11 Reverse Advice Hotline begins 11:32 Jacob calls in and tells Chrissy to buy tools 16:34 Tool talk turns completely insane 20:28 Von says Chrissy has to stop moving 25:31 Arizona, the original 13 colonies, and saving Atlanta over Chicago 27:20 Elise creates “man bootcamp” for Chrissy 29:32 Can Chrissy actually change a tire? 33:42 Jasmine birthday advice from Elise 37:42 Nick calls in with the wildest confidence boost of the episode 41:11 Group chat recap: tools, confidence, and total insanity 46:05 Chrissy tries to figure out Jasmine’s actual birthday plan 48:58 Ireland trip debate: nanny or mom? 53:58 Trump, the Pope, and late-show chaos 58:28 Who should Chrissy call next? 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What The Hell Is a DOG COMMUNICATOR?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy ChaosApr 8, 2026 · 1 hr 29 min#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy We’re BACK on video… In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris explains why he HAD to bring video back (hint: it involves a house, a wedding, and a LOT of money). Meanwhile, Josephine the dog completely takes over the studio, Vito is barely surviving with duct-taped equipment, and the Reverse Advice Hotline returns with some of the most unhinged callers yet. From real estate advice to vegan weight loss, dating chaos, and even a dog communicator who claims she can read Josephine’s mind… this episode is absolute madness. Plus: Easter drama, family dynamics, and the realization that adulthood might just be one long expensive mistake. Subscribe for new episodes every week. And yes… video is here to stay. 00:00 We’re BACK on video (and I’m broke) 02:00 The real reason we NEED video 05:30 House problems & expensive upgrades 08:00 Dog chaos begins (Josephine takeover) 11:30 Reverse Advice Hotline returns 14:30 Real estate advice call 20:00 Vegan weight loss guy (Sea Bass) 27:00 Wild relationship + life advice caller 34:00 Dog communicator joins… gets weird 48:00 Ranking the callers 52:00 Chaos recap & best advice 56:30 Jasmine call + tooth drama 01:00:00 Easter recap & family dynamics 01:07:00 Old house problems & real estate talk 01:13:00 Future of the show + hotline rules UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Reverse Advice Hotline Got Out of Control | Chris Disefano is Chrissy ChaosApr 1, 2026 · 1 hr 15 minChrissy is spiraling… and this episode proves it. From breaking down a massive financial mistake with his house to debating testosterone therapy, Chrissy Chaos gets REAL in this audio-only episode. But instead of giving advice… he flips the script. 📞 Introducing the Reverse Advice Hotline — where fans give HIM advice. And let’s just say… it gets chaotic fast. We’ve got: A brutally honest breakdown of overspending and financial stress The reality of family, pressure, and feeling stuck Wild calls from fans (including a sailing instructor and a Reiki “witch”) A moment that somehow turns into matchmaking?! Behind-the-scenes stories from a massive NYPD show at Madison Square Garden And a real conversation about work, purpose, and getting your life together This is Chrissy Chaos at its most unfiltered. Call the hotline: (929) 266-7934 00:00 Intro – Audio Only Chaos Begins 01:00 Health Talk – Cholesterol, Testosterone & TRT Debate 03:30 Dog Stories Get INSANE 06:00 Chrissy’s Financial Reality Hits Hard 08:30 “I Bought a House I Can’t Afford” 12:00 Too Many Podcasts? Feeling Overwhelmed 13:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Explained 15:00 Should He Sell the House or Stay? 20:00 Living Paycheck to Paycheck Reality Check 23:00 History Hyenas Saving His Career 26:00 Home Renovation Stress + Reality Check 29:00 Career Reflections & Madison Square Garden Story 32:00 NYPD Show Breakdown (Wild Crowd Story) 37:00 Jasmine Calls Mid-Pod (Classic Chaos) 40:00 Reverse Advice Call #1 – “Buy a Boat” 44:30 Reverse Advice Call #2 – Chakra Healing Gets Wild 53:00 Fans Meet Each Other… It Gets Weird 59:30 “Is My Life Actually Normal?” 01:00:30 TRT, Health & Getting Older Talk 01:05:00 Career Mindset & Self-Doubt 01:09:00 Conversation about Ron Bennington 01:12:00 Outro – Back to Moving Furniture Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I Ran From a Fox… It Was a SquirrelMar 25, 2026 · 1 hr 10 min#chrisdistefano Chris is back with another chaotic episode — and this one has everything. We’re going audio only (deal with it), calling fans for advice instead of giving it, and trying to figure out if Chris is even capable of owning a Siberian Husky. Things spiral fast when a “fox sighting” turns into a full sprint from… a squirrel. Chris calls dog trainer Justin Silver for real advice, but somehow ends up talking peptides, shock collars, and whether you can train a dog like a four-legged child. Then it’s Knicks courtside stories — including Tracy Morgan demanding Vito “lock the f*** in,” plus an all-time awkward celebrity interaction. We also get into: Chris potentially coaching his daughter’s T-ball team (terrifying) A secret bundt cake addiction Saint John’s obsession reaching dangerous levels And whether Chris is about to abandon his family for March Madness PLUS — the debut of the Reverse Advice Hotline. 📞 CALL IN: (929) 266-7934 Leave a voicemail and YOU might get called on the show. 0:00 Audio Only Chaos Begins 1:00 Ceiling Leak + “Actual Men” Fix It 2:00 Starving Before Podcast 3:00 Chris vs Audio-Only Haters 5:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Idea 6:45 Husky Controversy + Fan Comments 8:00 “Fox” vs Squirrel Incident 9:30 Calling Dog Trainer Justin Silver 12:00 How To Train a Husky Properly 15:00 Shock Collar Explanation 18:00 Trainer Hookup Gets Weird 20:00 LA vs NYC Debate 23:00 Peptides, TRT & Dog Injections 27:00 Bundt Cake Obsession 29:00 Courtside Knicks Experience 33:00 Tracy Morgan Interaction 37:00 Awkward Celebrity Moment 41:00 Sitting Courtside Struggles 45:00 Celebrities & Fighting Talk 46:30 Reverse Advice Hotline Plug 47:00 Opening Day + Mets Talk 49:00 T-Ball Coaching Debate 52:00 Saint John’s Madness Obsession #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitocalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
From NYC to Suburbs… Big Mistake?! | Chrissy Chaos Is BACK… And Chris Is Losing ItMar 18, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minChrissy Chaos is BACK — and this time it’s audio only. Chris Distefano and Vito are back together after a long break, diving into everything from moving out of NYC, buying a house, anxiety spirals, relationships, and whether Chris made the biggest mistake of his life. From breaking a lawn mower on day one… to questioning EVERYTHING… to discovering peptides and internet health conspiracies — this episode is peak Chrissy Chaos. If you’ve ever made a big life decision and immediately panicked… this one’s for you. 🎧 New episodes every week (audio only) 🔥 Chaos is officially back 00:00 Chrissy Chaos Returns (Audio Only Era) 03:00 Moving Out of NYC & House Regret Begins 07:30 Lawn Mower Disaster (Day One Homeowner Fail) 10:00 “Did I Ruin My Life?” Anxiety Spiral 12:30 Learning to Be a Man (At 41) 15:30 Suburban Life vs City Life 18:30 Why Chrissy Chaos Stopped 21:00 Chris Has No Brakes (Jasmine Calls Him Out) 24:00 Expensive House Mistakes & Fence Story 26:30 Living the Wrong Life 28:30 “My Best Days Were Over” 31:00 Conspiracies, News & Chaos Talk 33:30 Chris Admits He Doesn’t Want the Dog 35:30 Jasmine Calls Into the Podcast 38:30 Dog Problems, Poop & Daily Chaos 41:30 Suburban Culture Shock (Garbage, Neighbors) 44:30 The Italian Neighbor Story 46:00 Peptides, Ozempic & Health Rabbit Hole 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitocalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
IRANIAN HOSTAGE CRISIS: Revolution, Diplomacy & a Hollywood RescueJul 28, 2025 · 41 minIn 1979, Iranian revolutionaries stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran and took 52 Americans hostage, sparking a 444-day international crisis. Caught between shifting politics and fierce anti-American sentiment, the hostages endured beatings, mock executions, and months of isolation. Meanwhile, the world watched as President Jimmy Carter struggled to negotiate their release amid rising tensions and oil shocks. Discover how a daring CIA operation — involving a fake sci-fi movie called Argo — helped smuggle six diplomats to freedom. Dive into the behind-the-scenes drama of Iran’s revolution, U.S.-Iran relations, and the unexpected heroes who changed history. Perfect for fans of political thrillers, Cold War stories, and true tales of courage under fire. Don’t miss this gripping episode on one of the most intense hostage crises in modern history. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS House of Atlas - https://houseofatlas.com with promo code CHAOS for 20% off everything. SelectQuote - Life insurance is never cheaper than it is today. Get the right life insurance for YOU, for LESS, and save more than fifty percent at https://selectquote.com/chaos Thrive Market - Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/CHAOS, to get thirty percent off your first order, plus a FREE sixty dollar gift just for signing up. BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / Producer Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Roaring 20s’ Dark Side: Crime, Chaos & Prohibition’s FalloutJul 21, 2025 · 20 minWE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT PROHIBITION, THE CRAZY ERA WHEN ALCOHOL WAS BANNED IN AMERICA! From the roaring twenties to speakeasies hidden behind secret doors, Prohibition turned ordinary Americans into bootleggers, gangsters, and undercover cops. We dive into how this bold social experiment was supposed to stop crime and improve health, but instead, it sparked a wild rise in organized crime, secret parties, and clever loopholes. Hear about the colorful characters, the rise of the mob, and how the government’s grand plan ultimately fizzled out. This episode uncorks the real story behind the dry laws and their unintended consequences. Listen to the full Christories of Prohibition and raise a glass to history, just not with booze! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BetterHelp - Chrissy Chaos presents Christories is brought to you by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/CHAOS Nutrafol - https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / Producer Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chernobyl’s Nuclear Nightmare: Chaos, Cover-Ups, and CourageJul 14, 2025 · 37 minWE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE CHERNOBYL EXPLOSION, ONE OF THE MOST CATASTROPHIC NUCLEAR DISASTERS IN HISTORY. In this episode of Christories, we dive deep into the events leading up to the explosion, revealing how human error and flawed design combined to create a deadly accident. Discover the harrowing immediate aftermath and the long-term environmental and health impacts that still resonate today. We explore the untold stories of the brave workers and first responders who risked everything to contain the disaster. Learn how the Soviet government tried to cover up the incident and the global reaction that followed. Tune in to hear the full Christories of Chernobyl, a chilling tale of science, tragedy, and resilience. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Cornbread Hemp - Right now, Chrissy Chaos listeners can save 30% on their first order! Just head to https://cornbreadhemp.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS at checkout. QUINCE - Go to https://Quince.com/CHRISSY for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / Producer Website - https://www.venetiageras.comInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The HAUNTING Lies of Salem Witch TrialsJul 7, 2025 · 30 minWE’RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS. In this chilling episode of Christories, we uncover the truth behind one of the darkest chapters in American colonial history. Forget what you’ve heard about witches being burned—this story is even more haunting. We explore how fear, superstition, and power dynamics led to the wrongful execution of 19 people, mostly women. You’ll learn who was accused, who benefited, and why it spiraled out of control. From teenage girls to political grudges, nothing was as simple as it seemed. Listen to the full Christories episode on the Salem Witch Trials to uncover the real story behind the myth. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/CHAOS! #trueclassicpod Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / Producer Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Founding Father’s Secrets: What You DIDN’T KNOW About George WashingtonJun 30, 2025 · 54 minWE’RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT GEORGE WASHINGTON, THE MYTH, THE MAN, AND THE MESSY TRUTH. He’s on the dollar bill, praised as the father of our country, but how well do we really know him? In this episode of Christories, we dig into the real George Washington: war hero, enslaver, and symbol of a young nation’s contradictions. From his violent campaigns against Native Americans to the legendary (but fake) cherry tree story, we uncover the hidden layers of his legacy. You’ll hear the daring escape of Ona Judge, the truth about his famous teeth, and why he reluctantly became president. He shaped America—but not without flaws that still echo today. Listen to the full Christories of George Washington wherever you get your podcasts. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Factor - Get started at https://factormeals.com/chaos50off and use code chaos50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. LUCY - http://lucy.co/chaos Nutrafol - https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS. Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / ProducerWebsite - https://www.venetiageras.comInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - EditorInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designerhttps://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The SHOCKING Truth about WATERGATE - Chrissy Chaos Presents - Christories History Lessons - ep 42Jun 23, 2025 · 30 minTODAY WE’RE LEARNING ABOUT WATERGATE!! This isn’t just a break-in story! it’s the scandal that shook Nixon’s presidency and forever changed American politics. In this episode of Christories, we explore how a botched burglary at the Democratic National Committee headquarters led to a tangled web of lies, coverups, and one historic resignation of President Richard Nixon. We meet Martha Mitchell, the bold truth-teller who tried to expose corruption but was silenced by the very people she trusted. Follow the legendary reporting of Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein with secret help from a mysterious government source known only as “Deep Throat.” From Oval Office tapes to Senate hearings, we break down the key players, timeline, and why this moment still matters today! IT’S WILD! If you’ve ever wondered how Nixon went from a landslide reelection to flying away in shame, this is the episode for you. Watergate wasn’t just a scandal. It was a turning point, babe!! Tune in now! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / Producer Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Depressing Truth about THE BERLIN WALL- Chrissy Chaos Presents - Christories History Lessons - ep 41Jun 16, 2025 · 31 minTODAY WE’RE LEARNING ABOUT THE BERLIN WALL, cute Germany!! 🙆🏼‍♂️ We’re tearing down walls, literally! In this episode of Christories, we dive into the Cold War drama that split Berlin in two, turning neighbors into strangers and the city into a tense playground for the U.S., USSR, and their global squad. The Berlin Wall was built overnight in 1961 to keep East Germans in and capitalist vibes out. JFK came through with his "Ich bin ein Berliner" moment, Checkpoint Charlie became the ultimate showdown spot, and spies were basically running the place. We’ll get into wild escape attempts, epic propaganda battles, and a press conference blunder that accidentally kicked off a revolution. By 1989, it all came crashing down thanks to confusion, courage, and a whole lot of people power. Grab your hammer and get ready to smash some history!!! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BetterHelp - Chrissy Chaos Presents: Christories is brought to you by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/CHAOS Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / ProducerWebsite - https://www.venetiageras.comInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - EditorInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designerhttps://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chrissy Chaos Presents - Christories: The Dark Truth Behind Shirley TempleJun 9, 2025 · 39 minBefore she became America’s sweetheart, Shirley Temple was a 3-year-old with bouncing curls and unexpected sass, making her screen debut in a risqué pre-Code short that would be unthinkable by today’s standards! By age 6, she was Hollywood’s top box office draw, charming Depression-era audiences with tap numbers, dimples, and her iconic dance with Bill “Bojangles” Robinson—the first interracial dance pairing in film history. While her ringlets became a national obsession (and parent-enforced hairstyle), her real life was far from picture-perfect. Behind the scenes, she faced relentless work schedules, controlling parents, and studio executives who saw her as a brand, not a child. She earned millions before age 12 but was left with little of it, and ironically, she never even liked the ultra-sweet Shirley Temple drink named after her. From child star to U.S. ambassador and breast cancer advocate, her story is one of early fame, industry exploitation, and personal reinvention. In this episode, we peel back the curtain on the real Shirley Temple—the curls, the charm, and the cost of growing up on camera. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. Nutrafol - https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / Producer Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Horrifying Truth About the Spanish Inquisition - Christories | History Lessons - ep 39Jun 2, 2025 · 34 minTHIS WEEK CHRIS IS TALKING ABOUT THE SPANISH INQUISITION! The Spanish Inquisition was one of history’s most infamous religious crackdowns, kicking off in 1478 under Queen Isabella and King Ferdinand. Its original goal? To root out heresy and enforce Catholic orthodoxy, but it quickly turned into a powerful tool for social and political control. Jews, Muslims, converted Christians (called conversos), and anyone who didn’t “fit the mold” were often targets. Trials were secretive, evidence was thin, and torture was totally on the table. Even after confessing, people could still be burned at the stake. NO ONE WAS SAFE BABE! WILD crazy ways to torture and get people to confess. LGBTQ individuals and outspoken women were persecuted under vague charges like “sodomy” and “witchcraft.” Over 300 years, the Inquisition left a legacy of fear, paranoia, and thousands dead. It finally ended in 1834, but its shadow still lingers in discussions of religious oppression, systemic abuse, and, let’s be honest, the original Catholic guilt trip!! #ChrisDistefano #history #Podcast #comedy Our Sponsors:BetterHelp - Christories is brought to you by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/CHAOS to get 10% off your first month.Chubbies - Your new wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code chaos at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chaos #chubbiespodLucy Goods - http://lucy.co/chaosL-Nutra - Visit https://prolonlife.com/CHAOS to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. Welcome to Christories where comedian Chris Distefano tells you about a time in history. We uncover the REAL TRUTHS in World History that you may have not known about! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
They Showed Up 53 Minutes Late... and Still Wanted Front Row?!May 20, 2025 · 33 minChrissy Capitals in Albany this week at The Egg. Working out material and messing with a mother and her daughter that must've forgotten what time the show started. We had fun, BABE! #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Factor - Get started at https://factormeals.com/chaos50off and use code chaos50off to get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box. BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. PrizePicks - Download the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHAOS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What You Should NEVER Say About the Pope (I Learned the Hard Way)May 13, 2025 · 50 minThis week I'm Chrissy Connecticut! I performed at the College Street Music Hall and thanks to a FULL ZERO bomb on my radio call in, Donna told my Mom what I said about the Pope. Love you Mom! #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Ridge Wallet - Take advantage of Ridge’s once-a-year Memorial Day Sale and get UP TO 40% Off right now by going to https://www.Ridge.com/CHRISSYCHAOS #Ridgepod BetterHelp - Chrissy Chaos is Brought to you by BetterHelp! Visit https://BetterHelp.com/CHAOS to get 10% off your first month. Nutrafol - https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I Went To My First Daddy Daughter DanceMay 6, 2025 · 23 minThis week my therapy session got canceled and I aired it out on stage! Daddy Daughter dance got messy, and I came home to a sniper in the kitchen. Thanks for watching! Please like and subscribe. It helps a lot! #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. Cremo - You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What a Real Night of Comedy Looks Like Featuring Josh JohnsonApr 29, 2025 · 48 minWhat's up baby gorgeous! Tonight follow me around NYC as I work on some new material and take the stage with the great Josh Johnson! #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Lightstrike - Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @drinklightstrike. Prolon - Visit https://prolonlife.com/CHAOS to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I Was Booked for a College Arena... Then Everything Got WeirdApr 22, 2025 · 44 minThis week's material brought me as far away from my family as I could possible be in the continental united states. I'm talkin' about Pullman Washington, BABY GORGEOUS! I performed for family night at Washington State University and it would've been great if I had told people about it, but what can you do. I'm looking at it as an arena half full type situation. Positive Energy!!! Chrissy Brody Stevens! Thanks for watching every week, it means a lot! Please never make me go back to Pullman, Washington again. Like and subscribe if you feel it in your hearts and farts. #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Nutrafol - https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS. BlewChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. Prize Picks - https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHAOS Download the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Factor - Get started at https://factormeals.com/chaos50off and use code chaos50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I Did Stand-Up in an Abandoned Grocery StoreApr 15, 2025 · 46 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Acorns Early - Ready to help your kids grow money skills that will last a lifetime? Just head to acornsearly.com/chaos or download the Acorns Early app to get started. Sign up now and your first month is on us! BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BETTER HELP. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/chaos and get on your way to being your best self. Cremo - Head to Target or Target.com to find Cremo's new line of antiperspirants and deodorants in the Italian Bergamont and Palo Santo scents. Prizepicks - Download the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHAOS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Chaos Behind My Hulu SpecialApr 8, 2025 · 46 minThis week I give you a look behind the curtain of my Comedy Special taping for Hulu at the legendary Tarrytown Music Hall. We recorded it a year ago so, Mom if you're watching I'm sorry for cursing. Thank you guys so much for watching every week! Like, subscribe, and tell a friend! It really helps a lot. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BLUECHEW - Get your first month for FREE! Just visit https://bluechew.com/ for more details and thank you BLUECHEW for sponsoring the show! ACORNS - Head to https://www.acorns.com/podcasts/?s2=chaos&s4=chaos_podcast or download the app to start saving money today! MUDWTR - Go to https://mudwtr.com/ to get up to 43% off your entire order! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris Distefano Does Clean ComedyApr 1, 2025 · 55 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris and Tampa Tony Roast LIVE on StageMar 24, 2025 · 1 hr 38 minThis week's Chaos is live from Florida! It's only right that Tampa Tony came on stage and said some WILD STUFF!!! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Cremo You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com Better Help This Podcast is Sponsored by Better Help Visit https://betterhelp.com/CHAOS to get 10% off your first month. Live Good Go to https://LiveGood.com/CHAOS to save 10% on your first order. Prize Picks Download the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHAOS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Iranians Are The Puerto Ricans of the SandMar 19, 2025 · 1 hr 9 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy SUPPORT OUT SPONSORS Factor Eat smart with Factor. Get started at https://FACTORMEALS.com/FACTORPODCAST and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Blue Chew Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Link Tree - https://linktr.ee/meetattheapple 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
How to Avoid Homeless Poop in San FranciscoMar 12, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy From waking up during a colonoscopy to dodging sketchy San Francisco street moments, this set has it all. Chris navigates a ridiculous doctor’s call, questions why anyone still lives in Albany, and drops some hilarious truths about traveling across America for his tour. Plus, he breaks down San Francisco’s wild energy, NBA-level man butts, and why the city's streets should come with a warning label. Along the way, he meets some legendary audience members, throws shade at himself for missing the best joke of the night, and even fantasizes about moving to SF (before quickly reconsidering). SUPPORT OUT SPONSORS Lightstrike Learn more about Lightstrike at Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @drinklightstrike. Nutrafol https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS. Better Help This podcast is sponsored by Better Help Visit https://betterhelp.com/CHAOS to get 10% off your first month. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Are Russians The New Puerto Ricans?! | Ft Colin Quinn, Mike Birbiglia | Chris Distefano is ChaosMar 4, 2025 · 51 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy BABES we got a BRAND NEW format for you, Chris was ready to quit this podcast again but instead said forget that, I’m just gonna have the boys follow me around with a camera and try to do a hybrid podcast that mixes standup and poddy woddy. In this Friday night in New York, Chris talks to Colin Quinn and Mike Birbiglia, breaks into a legitimate film set being directed by Bradley Cooper and BOMBS after he tries a risky joke Blue Chew Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Prolon https://prolonlife.com/CHAOS to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chrissy Is Doing This One for The Algo w/ Andrew CallaghanFeb 25, 2025 · 1 hr 26 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Support Our Sponsors Better Help This podcast is sponsored by Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/chaos Live Good Go to https://LiveGood.com/CHAOS to save 10% on your first order. 🔥 Comedian Chris Distefano sits down with Andrew Callaghan (Channel 5, All Gas No Brakes) for a wild conversation about internet culture, conspiracy theories, media manipulation, comedy, and everything in between. From the dark side of social media to the truth behind Epstein, Scientology, and deep state politics, this episode is pure chaos—in the best way possible. 🔹 Andrew opens up about the Bill Joyner lawsuit and the making of Deer Kelly 🔹 Chris and Andrew break down the evolution of comedy, from MTV’s Guy Code to the Joe Rogan era 🔹 The rise and fall of Occupy Wall Street and how the government controls social movements 🔹 Cryptids, conspiracies, and Bigfoot beef—are they real, or just a psyop? 🔹 The craziest drug dealers Andrew ever interviewed and the most dangerous moments filming Channel 5 This is a MUST-WATCH for fans of comedy, counterculture, and deep-dive journalism. If you love Joe Rogan, Theo Von, or Tim Dillon, you’ll love this episode. ⏱️ Time Stamps 00:00 - Intro & Chris Roasts Andrew’s Outfit 02:35 - Andrew on The Deer Kelly Controversy 08:12 - Media Manipulation & Clickbait Culture 14:45 - Chris’ Thoughts on Cancel Culture & Comedy Today 21:30 - The Truth About Scientology & Secret Societies 28:50 - Epstein, The Deep State & Government Cover-Ups 35:40 - Cryptids, Conspiracies & The Weirdest Stories Andrew Has Heard 42:15 - The Wild History of Samurai & Outlaws 48:50 - Social Media’s Impact on Journalism & Comedy 55:25 - Chris on Fatherhood & Money Buying Happiness 01:02:00 - The Staten Island Debate: NYC’s Most Underrated Borough? 01:09:45 - AI, The Future of Media & Are People Getting Dumber? 01:17:30 - Final Thoughts & Where to Watch Andrew’s New Doc 01:23:15 - Wrap-Up & Chris' Tour Dates 🔔 Like, Comment & Subscribe for More! 🎥 WATCH NOW and don’t forget to LIKE & SUBSCRIBE for more unfiltered chaos! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home
Chris Reveals The Backstory On How His Proposal to Jaz WentFeb 18, 2025 · 57 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Suppoer Our Sponsors Nutrafol https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS. BlueChew https://bluechew.com Prize Picks Download the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Chris shares the emotional yet hilarious details of how he proposed, from debating marriage while watching Lioness to nervously hiding the ring in his North Face jacket. Chris describes the intimate moment, involving their children in the proposal, and the unexpected relief he felt after popping the question. His signature humor shines through as he reflects on their unconventional journey—ten years, three kids, and now, finally, an engagement. 00:01:03 – Chris announces his engagement to Jaz 🎉 00:01:20 – Reflecting on 10 years, 3 kids, and the big moment 💍 00:02:10 – The unexpected proposal while watching Lioness 🦁 00:03:35 – Jaz’s hilarious reaction and Chris’s nerves 😆 00:05:02 – The engagement ring panic: Almost lost in the laundry! 🧺 00:07:56 – Chris involves the kids in the proposal ❤️ 00:09:08 – The actual proposal: Down on one knee 💕 00:11:18 – The emotional aftermath: Feeling a sense of peace ✨ 00:21:27 – Talking wedding plans: Ceremony, bachelor party, and family 🥂 00:32:55 – Chris pitches an all-guys bachelor party show 🤣 00:49:40 – Reflecting on why marriage brings stability 🏡 00:54:57 – Delilah’s excitement: “We’re finally a real family!” 🥰 00:55:18 – Closing thoughts: The engagement journey and what’s next! 🔜 UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris Revelas The Backstory On His His Proposal to Jaz WentFeb 18, 2025 · 57 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Suppoer Our Sponsors Nutrafol https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS. BlueChew https://bluechew.com Prize Picks Download the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Chris shares the emotional yet hilarious details of how he proposed, from debating marriage while watching Lioness to nervously hiding the ring in his North Face jacket. Chris describes the intimate moment, involving their children in the proposal, and the unexpected relief he felt after popping the question. His signature humor shines through as he reflects on their unconventional journey—ten years, three kids, and now, finally, an engagement. 00:01:03 – Chris announces his engagement to Jaz 🎉 00:01:20 – Reflecting on 10 years, 3 kids, and the big moment 💍 00:02:10 – The unexpected proposal while watching Lioness 🦁 00:03:35 – Jaz’s hilarious reaction and Chris’s nerves 😆 00:05:02 – The engagement ring panic: Almost lost in the laundry! 🧺 00:07:56 – Chris involves the kids in the proposal ❤️ 00:09:08 – The actual proposal: Down on one knee 💕 00:11:18 – The emotional aftermath: Feeling a sense of peace ✨ 00:21:27 – Talking wedding plans: Ceremony, bachelor party, and family 🥂 00:32:55 – Chris pitches an all-guys bachelor party show 🤣 00:49:40 – Reflecting on why marriage brings stability 🏡 00:54:57 – Delilah’s excitement: “We’re finally a real family!” 🥰 00:55:18 – Closing thoughts: The engagement journey and what’s next! 🔜 UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What Movie Did Chris Get SCREWED Out Of?!?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy ChaosFeb 11, 2025 · 52 min#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris Distefano kicks this one off with a Super Bowl fever dream—congratulating both the Eagles and the Chiefs because, why not? Then it’s Hollywood nonsense, botched house hunting, and the insane idea of getting married at Madison Square Garden. September 11, 2025—be there. ChrisDComedy.com Ad Breaks Hello Fresh Get up to 10 FREE meals and a free high protein item for life at https://HelloFresh.com/chrissychaos10fm Prolon Go to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris is Doing MSG?!?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos ft. Don DipettaFeb 4, 2025 · 59 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Check out this latest episode of Chrissy Chaos featuring Chris Distefano, Sad Don, and special guests from Rawlings! Chris unboxes his custom Gold Glove live on the pod and drops TWO huge announcements—his Hulu special premiering February 21st and his Madison Square Garden show on 9/11/25! Plus, Don reflects on the entertainment industry, hilarious subway chaos, and why Chris eats like a maniac. Don't miss the laughs, the chaos, and maybe even a live meltdown—hit play now! 🎤🤣 #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #MSG2025 Support Our Sponsors Blue Chew https://bluechew.com Ship Station Go to https://shipstation.com and use code CHAOS to sign up for your FREE trial. Factor Get started at https://factormeals.com/chaos50off and use code chaos50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00 - Welcome to Chrissy Chaos! 00:16 - Introducing Don Dipetta 00:39 - Chris Unboxes His Custom Gold Glove 01:28 - Big Announcements: Hulu Special & MSG Show 02:15 - Why Chris Chose 9/11 for His MSG Show 03:00 - Don’s Self-Hate & Throwing Away Memorabilia 04:06 - Don’s Birthday Dinner & Life Crisis 06:32 - Saving Don: What’s Next for Him? 08:06 - Chris Calls Bobby Lee to Set the Record Straight 10:14 - NYC Subway Chaos & Homeless Encounters 14:04 - Wildest Homeless Insults Ever 19:05 - Don’s Streak of Subway Insanity 21:44 - Chris' Solution for NYC Crime 24:07 - Knicks Game Promo & The 9/11 Shirt Debacle 27:20 - Planning a Madison Square Garden Promo 28:44 - Chris' Gold Glove Awards & Bernie Williams 30:04 - The Bills Super Bowl Bet Gone Wrong 34:40 - Super Bowl Ticket Prices & NFL Lottery 39:11 - Chris’ Wild Eating Habits Exposed 45:22 - The Bread Zone: Chris’ Bakery Idea 50:05 - Why Chris Orders for the Whole Table 52:14 - Italian Restaurants Are Confused by Chris 55:08 - Chris is About to Explode 💩 UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris Tells Sonya Deville He's Basically a LesbianJan 30, 2025 · 1 hr 13 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy WWE superstar Sonya Deville joins Chrissy Chaos for a wild, unfiltered conversation about life in the ring, the Royal Rumble, and stepping into the spotlight without Vince McMahon. They dive into Sonya’s marriage, step-parenting, and the chaos of balancing WWE and real life. Chrissy jokes about basically being a lesbian, grappling fears, and why he wants cauliflower ears without fighting. Plus, they break down WWE’s explosive success, the Northeast vs. everywhere else, and why Sonya thinks these are the "good old days." SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!!! Nutrafol https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS. Better Help Visit https://BetterHelp.com/chaos to get 10% off your first month. Live Good Go to https://LiveGood.com/CHAOS to save 10% on your first order. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Adam Rowe’s Lazy Eye Is Stronger Than Your Dad’s LegsJan 21, 2025 · 1 hr 26 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chrissy dives into the wild world of British accents with Liverpool’s funniest export, Adam Rowe. They break down how UK accents change drastically between cities, why Liverpool hates being called "English," and the bizarre cultural quirks that make Brits so different from Americans. Adam also shares stories about drinking Guinness instead of eating, chaotic comedy club experiences, and the legendary Hot Water Comedy Club. Packed with laughs, chaos, and a whole lot of Scouse pride, this episode is a hilarious clash of British and American cultures! Shipstation Go to https://shipstation.com and use code CHAOS to sign up for your FREE trial. BlueChew https://bluechew.com PrizePicks Download the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOS https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHAOS UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We Ask Another Brit Who The Hell Robbie Williams Is w/ Russell HowardJan 14, 2025 · 1 hr 13 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy The British Invasion continues! 🇬🇧 Chrissy sits down with UK comedy legend Russell Howard to figure out WHO the heck Robbie Williams is, why British people don’t have peanut allergies, and why Chris might be a German lesbian. 😂 Buckle up for chaos, culture clashes, and nonstop laughs! Support Our Sponsors Prolon Go to https://prolonlife.com/chaos for 15% off! Acorns Head to https://acorns.com/chaos or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! Better Help This show is sponsored by Better Help Visit https://BetterHelp.com/chaos to get 10% off your first month. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Who The F Is Robbie Williams?! w/ Romesh Ranganathan | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 201Jan 7, 2025 · 1 hr 18 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Romesh Ranganathan comes by and tells us who Robbie Williams is, full backstory and Chris realizes his dream is to be Robbie Williams big in the UK. Chris lets Romesh in on how truly chaotic his life is and how much of a disaster his day to day can be because he's Chrissy Chaos and every episode needs to showcase that the kid is nuts. Support Our Sponsors!! https://bluechew.com UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
SteveWillDoIt Stops By, Did Chrissy Bomb on Rogan AGAIN?!? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy ChaosDec 31, 2024 · 51 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chrissy Contemplates if he bombed on Rogan as the episode FINALLY (we hope) comes out today, he's joined by SteveWillDoIt for a minue who gifts the featured comic on Chris' Miami show a FAT WADDA CASH , then Chris relfects on 2024, says some thank yous and looks forward to a big year ahead. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris Is Moving BACK to Staten Island?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy ChaosDec 24, 2024 · 51 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedyshow Chris has a mental breakdown contemplating a move back to Staten Island, questions if he's an alcoholic because he's had a sip of wine everyday for a month, tries to buy Producer John out of their Superbowl bet, and over the course of the episode you'll see Chrissy get hammered off of two glasses of wine. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Ad Breaks Prolon Go to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chrissy vs All The Haters in His Comments | Chris Distefano is Chrissy ChaosDec 17, 2024 · 1 hr 9 min#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy 2 weeks ago Chris recorded an episode that legit almost took down the podcast with how much you pigs hated it, well he is starting this one off HOTTTTT and out for blood going off on all of you who hated on him!! We also update the Bills offer for John, Chris talks meeting Cobra Kai bros and we just have a good old time on the podcast. Cool? Unbound Merino Head over to https://unboundmerino.com where new customers can use our code CHAOS for 10% off of their order! Tecovas https://tecovas.com/CHRISSY Aura Save on the perfect gift by visiting https://AuraFrames.com to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code CHAOS at checkout. Better Help This podcast is sponsored by Better Help Visit https://BetterHelp.com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Joe DeRosa Thinks New York City is DEAD!!! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy ChaosDec 12, 2024 · 1 hr 9 minJoe DeRosa comes by to tell us why he hates New York City, how the landlords should just give us homes for free because we are piggies waiting to be fed, talks about HOTTTYYYY Luigi, and a whole bunch of other stuff. He's also kind of hungover which makes for an interesting dynamic. Unbound Merino Head over to https://unboundmerino.com where new customers can use our code CHAOS for 10% off of their order! Marley Spoon This holiday season, give the gift of great, personalized food with Marley Spoon.. Head to MarleySpoon.com/OFFER/CHAOS and use code CHAOS for up to 27 FREE meals! Aura Save on the perfect gift by visiting https://AuraFrames.com to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code CHAOS at checkout. Green Chef Go to https://greenchef.com/chaos50 and use code chaos50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months! #chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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