
Sam Tallent and Nathan Lund are Chubby Behemoth
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That's A Conflict SoupJul 3, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are all back home after their big celebration. Sam feels like he's between a rock and a hard place with fireworks, remembers being a Slipknot lyric, and kept popping into the kitchen. Nathan is not doing the ren fair despite the turkey legs, thinks he figured out our problem getting the gals jetski rides, and picked out a fella that looks like he's on Sesame Street.
00:00 You Got To Get Outta There
02:54 Nobody Tells Me What To Do
04:31 I Used To Touch It All The Time
06:38 That's The City's Problem
08:12 Let's Get To The Bottom Of This
09:52 They Grow From Dirt
12:22 6 Hours With Chat GPT
13:31 Still Haven't Seen It
16:06 It's Illegal In Denver
18:12 I'm The Diamond Man Of The Hole
19:34 We Are Not The Same
20:55 He Was Driving A Milk Truck
22:02 Two Casualties
24:16 Done The Simulation A Million Times
25:27 Some Sucker Steps To You
28:01 Hell Of A Crew
30:01 Loose Strange
31:17 Can My Homegirl Get A Ride?
33:06 Confronted With How Old We've Become
35:48 Gets In The Flaps
37:40 Oh It Did
39:20 Running To The Freezer
41:23 Wack Pack
44:43 Generational Performance
47:51 In Mayor Mode
48:59 Cut In Line For Caricature
51:14 Everybody Nailed It
53:50 Doing Everything Right
56:15 Want To Know My Mental Illness?
58:48 Is This A Movie Star Party?
01:01:04 Shirtless Drifters
01:03:58 Living Forever
01:06:32 Quick Hits
01:09:20 What's It All Mean?
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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The Garden DosaJun 26, 2026 · 59 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys get one remote before the big weekend. Sam had to sing all the songs and play all the instruments, met a lustful older woman, and tries out a couple of new characters. Nathan has to get back to dancing after this, pictures living in the tiny house, and thought it was a French word.
00:00 Based On Your T Shirt
01:00 Cactus Touching
03:37 The Only Dog In Town Now
05:11 The Brown Cloud
06:45 Lund Hates Characters
08:00 Feel Free To Ask Questions
09:25 It Was Weed
10:54 Spin Some Tunes
14:06 Flopping All Over The Place
16:02 Even Longer Downtown
18:50 Hat Clocking Me
21:16 White Castle By One
24:09 Coming Of Age Tale
27:53 John Popper Style
29:51 LSD In Mexico
32:10 Pleasures All We Have
34:14 Full Of Spiders
36:41 Win Win
39:28 For The Party
41:21 0 For 3
46:12 I Was The Shadow
50:34 No More Room In Detroit
52:58 All Be Dead Come Monday
55:26 Those Are Your Big J-Lo Joints
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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Monsters Of RockJun 20, 2026 · 1 hr 2 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week things get pretty jawsome. Sam wants Lund to cement his territory, tells the fellas about his new movie pitch idea, and wants one of the boys to show up in stolen valor. Nathan thinks the serial killer has something to do with this weather, found a goatee continuity issue, and got busted at the movie theater.
00:00 Call Me Sand
02:53 The Best Kind
03:57 Land Based Hurricane
05:55 Crank Yanker Kids
08:38 Making Quesadillas
10:19 For The Working Man
13:24 Show Up Early And Stay All Day
15:56 Goatee Bros
18:00 It's Not Too Late
21:09 An Uncle Lazer
24:10 They Like To Smoke
25:50 It's 100% Real
29:18 The Rest Of Them Are In Jail
32:07 The Gene-Slammer
34:02 The Most Shark Like Actor
37:19 Battle-Chodes
38:15 Backrooms
41:37 Creepy Pasta
43:37 The Most Down Dude There Is
45:15 Strong And Lean
46:53 Professor At The College
50:07 Duck Eggs In My Basket
53:42 The Worlds Dumbest Psyop
56:09 Bobby's In A Coma
01:01:47 Fight Your Way Through The City
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I've Been Wet Before ManJun 12, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are wearing hats and standing up. Sam is a sweet little cannonballer, has a Cold War brewing with some neighbors, and helped a man with his community garden. Nathan braved a stop at Buc-ee's, wants to be left on the ground, and was turned into a half cartoon. Gridlock traffic in taint city.
00:00 Unless Ghosts Can Buy Tickets
02:16 I Knew What I Wanted
03:45 Roll Up Your Sleeves
06:18 Fort Wayne
09:07 The Way I See You In My Head
12:23 Stray Dog Update
13:29 Saw The Curtain Move
14:11 Some Fun Local News
16:03 Playing Goalie
18:56 Crazy Pitch
19:56 Giant Production Crew
22:38 Dorfing It
25:08 Not Sustainable
29:34 Smoke Signals
32:34 I'm The Shadow
34:05 Pentagram Music Video
37:09 Set Off My Own Alarm
39:25 Pool Yoga
41:54 Dickin Around
43:34 The Thighs Don't Lie
46:10 Pushing War Machine
48:13 Bunch Of Thistles
50:22 Like A Psycho
52:09 Horseshoe Of Hell
53:58 This Isn't Of God
55:05 Working In Shifts Down Here
57:01 On Your Bellybutton
59:36 The Good Chef Quit
01:02:18 Candles Made Of Other Melted Candles
01:04:21 The Orphan Special
01:06:46 Brent The Golf Man
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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Smell IsleJun 5, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week the boys are all back at their own houses. Sam remembers thinking 'butt stuff' was his, got into it by googling balloon stuff, and gets jealous of an orphan. Nathan shares some big news with the fellas, got an AirBnb that comes with a blunt object, and tells the guys about a man that was his own nemesis.
00:00 Cool Salt In The Pepper
00:56 Box Of Hats
02:52 Loudest Rooms Allowed
04:31 Video Dating Services
05:42 Guess What? It Sucked
07:47 But I Lurk
10:07 Maiden Voyage
12:19 Pharmacy In Your Head
14:14 Thought It Was Mine
16:41 Can't Remember
19:06 If I Gave You A Thousand Dollars
22:13 Just Me And The Boys
23:50 Staying On Murder Block
27:00 Fast Forwarding
28:58 Doing Everyone A Favor
30:55 You Can't Control The Weather
33:37 Hell Isle
34:54 Two Tokes Bike Ride At Sunset
37:40 Smashing Coffee Pots
40:55 Think I Have A Bug In There
43:32 The Confusing Aspect
47:11 That Your Wife Hates
49:45 Figuring It Out
52:47 He Always Had Kind Eyes
55:24 Crossed Him Off The List
58:01 The Real Skinner
01:01:22 The Word Engineer
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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Like A Dead Warthog W/ Alaina BamfieldMay 30, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
Alaina's New Special Out June 7th on @SamTallent at 7pm EST
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This week Alaina Bamfield joins Sam and Becker in Michigan. Sam teaches Alaina about Mr. Peepers, wants her to incorporate more wrestling finishes into her set, and gets to pick what kind of cow he is in his next life scenario. Alaina tells the fellas about her malformations as a baby, would love to be a sugar glider, and teaches the boys about new sea lion science. Big sock ideas get presented.
00:00 Freaking Out About The Blood
01:47 Picture Of A Baby
03:29 Brutal Check In
05:10 Four Foot Eight?
07:20 Mangoing
09:56 But It Sure Is Fun
11:42 Pair A More
12:29 Eyelashes On My Nipples
14:12 Took It As A Sign
16:56 Protect That Scar
19:14 Check Spot
21:25 You Know What Would Be Cool?
24:08 A Hat I Bought At A Gas Station
27:37 Too Much Knowledge
29:10 A Nightmare Hell Would Have
32:35 Death Spiral
34:31 Baby Girl Beard
36:54 Marauders And Psychos
41:14 Favorite Of The Fourteen Days
43:27 Classic Switcharoo
48:55 Painted On
51:17 Why Would You Go Over There?
53:56 Alec And Cici's Wedding
58:02 I Attract Old Men
59:29 Pat's In A Blonde Wig
01:01:48 It Was Moving As Fast As Cars Go
01:05:05 Maybe You Should Have Media Training
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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We're Just FriendsMay 23, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week the boys are all together in Madison WI. Sam hurt his mouth on the pizza, wants Nathan to do molly with him at a wedding, and got fitted for his leather tuxedo. Nathan thinks Sam might have a good new travel plan if gas prices don't go down, is glad it isn't graduation weekend, and is being enticed into hog life. Smelling Like My dad. Make it into curtains.
00:00 This Is The Free One
01:30 Got To Feel Like Momma
03:25 Tub Time
04:51 The Montage Starts Now
06:40 Electric Jeremy
08:00 Not Only Bad It Was Wrong
09:08 Do You Speak English?
12:13 Outside Of An Alligator Boot
14:17 Still Partying
16:54 A Lot Of Different Faces
18:40 Quit Telling People
22:18 The Crystal Porcupine
25:37 Some People Think They Should Eat It
27:46 Sounded Like A Good Idea
30:04 I Want To Outlive
33:20 Deputized
35:24 What If We Did Challenges?
37:33 Hey Denver
41:19 Spoon You Just Frosted A Cake With
44:29 Tried To Get Refitted
46:58 The Middle Is Its Own Thing
48:41 One Of Our Birthday Spots
50:43 The First Turd
54:23 Where Would You Go?
56:04 Just Want To Put This Out There
01:01:07 We Joke Around
01:03:40 Evergreen Park
01:06:33 If He Passed Out
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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Talking With His ToesMay 17, 2026 · 1 hr 1 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week the boys are all together in Rosemont for episode 300! Sam finds out about the orphan meal accusations, wants Becker to carry a knife, and had to work a button for his little buddy. Nathan saw a dog defy death, clocks a plane going straight up outside, and reminds the fellas that it is episode 300. Becker got chased by a dog. Thank you all for listening to the first 300 episodes, we appreciate every one of you.
00:00 What Was Aquaman's Deal?
01:40 Fly Or?
03:48 Mashed Potatoes And Cries
06:39 Trapped On A Ferris Wheel
10:27 Chased By A Dog Again
13:37 Can I Say What I Said?
15:57 Medium Size Mutt
18:37 Likely Serial Killer
21:28 It's Been Jack The Whole Time
22:49 Dog Over Human
24:24 Big Fat Golden Retriever
29:04 Becker Cam Goal
31:03 DIstant Memory
33:41 Hungover Today
36:19 Upside Down In A Swamp
39:34 Here's What You Do Man
42:20 My Master Stroke
44:32 American Psycho Routine
46:39 Room For Dracula
49:45 Less Than Nothing
52:03 She Was This Kind Of Woman
53:16 Fun Thing To Consider
56:12 300 Free 600 Total
59:35 Jack Becker: Bitch Hunter OR Last Podcast On The Right
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Thought It Was A Job InterviewMay 9, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week Patrick Richardson joins Nathan and Becker. Nathan tells Pat about a house show he's putting on, hips the guys to a new online idiot, and can't enjoy Mel Gibson movies anymore. Patrick is losing trust in the NBA, tells the boys about his time in Detroit, and didn't know a dinner was a date.
00:00 Back Up To 300
02:08 Weight Is Weird
06:18 Orphan Food
08:56 Just Eat Casey's
11:05 Randos Playing Pool
14:17 Live Shrek
17:16 Maybe It's Cope
19:26 Filming?
22:08 A Fix For Airport Outlets
24:14 He's A Little Worm
29:42 Will Chud Say It
32:41 The Hazard Of That Job
35:20 Thwarted Attempts
38:52 Italian Sausage Dip
41:43 Everyday Pizza
43:55 It Needed It
45:48 Business Dinner
48:17 Cell Phones On Belt Loops
50:39 Spraying It
52:44 Jessica Rabbit
54:47 I'm Moving There
01:00:26 Not Allowed On Ever
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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Also Featuring Patrick Richardson and Jake Becker
No Hotel No RideMay 3, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week the boys are coming together remotely. Sam tell us about a boat comedians confusion and disbelief, remembers meeting with the Mr. Belvedere producers, and asks Becker about getting a sweet ride. Nathan reminds us that zyn is for listening, wants to see the ship clips, and doesn't want to get caught in-between.
00:00 This Moment
01:55 Farewell Tour
03:13 Strange Rabbit Puppet
06:25 Got Surprised
08:32 The Least Revered
11:41 Some Comics Sing For The Closer
14:03 Like That Mermaid
18:11 Weaponizes It
20:21 A Boyish Nurse
23:32 Get 'Im
27:25 They Got A Magnet
28:57 Traditionally Attractive Comics
31:12 Giant Waste Of Time
34:25 Dog With A Blog
37:30 Covered Up
39:55 Keep It Up Boys
41:20 Exposed Manhole
44:23 Perfect Balance
47:11 It's On Their Gloves
51:14 Men Have To Work
53:14 Enjoying The Ownership
55:25 This Is On Me Folks
56:45 Longmont Potion Castle
59:40 Denver Used To Be Cool
01:03:09 New Linen Pants
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What A Man's Garden Looks LikeApr 23, 2026 · 1 hrSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week the fellas are all together remotely again. Sam went to a prom there, hates dusk, and doesn't know what to do with all his new dirt. Nathan can't believe how young Sam tried acid, hips the boys to diablo nuggets, and has to be the commencement speaker now. Special Dr. T appearance!
00:00 Gossiping Like Hens
02:01 Queen Bee
04:37 Got A Wagon Coming
09:01 The Grizzly Rose
10:38 It Was My Cousins Idea
13:28 They Were Hers
17:09 Diablo Nugs
21:21 Mysterious Sharp Pain
26:13 Do Not Serve This Man
28:16 Broadcast Geek
30:55 Nude Under The Robe
37:26 Rubbing Off With His Hands
41:16 Got The Garden Going
45:56 Pond's Already Full Of Soil
48:03 This Is Huge
50:04 Outdoor Safari
53:22 Have A Task Now
54:44 We Do It A Little Different
59:20 One In The Washer
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Bar NundApr 17, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week the boys are all together remotely. Sam wonders if he needs a Kachina, catches the fellas up on the new Love On The Spectrum, and blew out his battery. Nathan tells us about a cool dude looking for a ride, shares the story of a hero wad, and reminds Sam that he doesn't like being home alone. You're not going to get the deposit back.
00:00 Whopper Wednesday
02:43 Maybe If She's Bad
04:47 Why's The Dog Wearing Pants?
06:11 Private Club
08:12 Give You A Full Ride
09:40 Kachinas
11:58 No Salt On The Beans
13:19 Did We Leave The Burp In?
15:38 Wouldn't Admit To Being Blind
19:09 Two Q&A's
19:59 On Camera
22:03 As Far As Dog Ownership
23:52 Real Twitchy
25:24 Just Keith D
28:13 Sticky Da Funkstranaut
34:22 Faking It For Clout
36:43 Lice Outbreak
38:27 I Love Your Stream
39:13 She Went Somewhere
40:24 Super Seniored
44:08 Total Wad
46:20 Too Late Bro
49:38 You Both Leaned
52:21 The Fuse Is Broken
54:53 Ate Old Rice?
58:08 Wondered If You Were Scoring
01:01:19 That's For Pants
01:03:28 So Here's What's Up
01:05:53 Dudes Hugging Each other Retreat
01:10:13 That's What My Seminar Is Going To Be
01:11:59 The Sin Eater
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Big Yellow Couch CastApr 14, 2026 · 1 hr 1 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week Sam and Pat are together in Detroit. Sam thinks he tore a vocal cord, teaches pat all about a classic Colorado cryptid, and held a man as he wept. Pat wrecked Sam's dent, sat in the stall vaping for an hour, and got called weird by a man wielding a wet racket.
00:00 Proud To Present
01:14 Reverse The Curse
03:05 Hole In My Throat
04:35 The Body-Building Half Man Of Crater Lake
06:00 The Dark Arts
07:51 Name Ten Candy Bars
10:22 Well Said
12:53 The Masters
15:40 Not Many Horses In NYC
17:00 IN On Succession
19:57 I Gave You A Layover
23:19 We Get There At Night
25:30 First Rodeo
27:15 Been In For A While On That
29:19 I Represent A Guy
31:52 Melted From Microwave
33:58 That DLC Just Dropped
35:55 He's Still There
38:36 Cut To Tomorrow
40:56 I Don't Know Why They Didn't Want To Join Us
41:57 I'm Smooth
44:10 Crack Bragging
46:39 Scripture From Youtube
50:02 Racket Sports Of The Mind
52:19 That's The Guy
54:28 The Secret Ways Of The Michigan People
56:39 It IS A Giraffe
59:51 Having An Alright Time
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Houston BBL Tunnels - PiTM SwapCastApr 6, 2026 · 1 hr 19 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week is a SwapCast with the PiTM crew, Andy Malafarina, and LeMaire Lee! Sam wants to know if his watch is cool, wished he had a gun, and . LeMaire is glad everybody forgot about the gun thing, decides they're the rowdy rough boys, and has been watching the freakiness. Andy asked right after being told not to, plans on going all beans, and almost had a situation with two ladies.
00:00 Leaving My Body
01:54 The Last Time I Saw You
04:43 Don't Say Anything
07:43 They Might Not Like Me Anymore
11:11 Auditioning
13:18 A Lot Of Kias
16:33 Austin PD Called
19:15 Content QVC
23:42 We Sell Chicken Tenders
26:37 These Scraps
30:54 Beyonce's As Far As The Eye Can See
33:54 What Are The Tunnels?
35:35 Never Repeat
37:45 They Go
40:07 Reddit Situation
43:36 More Of A Red Dragon Guy
48:48 Big Chinos On
51:31 I'm Irish
55:15 Thought White People Were On TV
58:38 Luckily
01:05:23 Curly Susu
01:09:50 Koolaid On Tap
01:12:52 You Need An Appointment
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Stomp For Our DinnerMar 29, 2026 · 1 hr 2 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week the fellas are back together in bed. Sam would love to see someone stumble into a pond, had a bindle today, and thought socks were a fool's garment. Nathan got left alone with some pate, could get in the bag, and thought he sold a shirt but it was a pillow case.
00:00 Matching Socks
01:42 Dog Walking A Dog
04:26 The Dog's Driving The Bus
08:02 16k Steps
09:38 Berry Clouds
10:57 Concerned With The Jars
11:58 Setting Records
14:40 Who Knows What's Next?
16:48 Old Stomping Grounds
18:33 For The Coyotes
22:31 Mid Pizza
25:33 Getting Her Groove Back
29:26 Making Her Own Fun
31:55 I Fear Rice
33:40 The Bindle
36:34 He Was A Traveling Man
39:59 You're Becker
41:50 Both Sock And Shoe
43:03 The Egg Man
45:43 Speaking Of Mouthfuls
47:59 The Lingo
52:33 French Farmer Meal
54:10 Razor Flip Phone
58:26 Take My Nub On A Walk
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Who Wore It Best?Mar 22, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week the boys are together in Colorado Springs! Sam did an art tour high and scared, reveals what he was busy with when the other boys were waiting on him, and remembers meeting Goliath. Nathan wants to know why that man slammed the roof of his truck, wasn't sure about the weight limit at the pony ride, and can't believe the normal sounding guy ended up being a "mage".
00:00 Scared About It
01:02 Don't Ask Me What's In My Flask
04:21 Addicted To Love
06:55 Mothers Day Card
08:56 I'm A Seeker
10:50 Can't Say R's
14:01 Violent Cowboy Art
15:34 The Second Owner
18:27 Real Crucial Deadline
21:17 Anime Hair
22:51 Pool Reading
26:04 Goliath
30:43 Too Big For The Pony
32:46 Alright Mr. Marbles
34:32 First Name Last Name
37:07 Don't Even Have To Ask
42:10 Pat's Been Hiding It
44:45 They Hired A Mariner
48:10 Chondo
51:59 Marketing For The New Book
53:59 Bullied TD
55:30 News Segment
57:44 From The Moment
59:38 Old Fancy
01:00:34 Started With No Light
01:03:16 Ripley's
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Took A Hero DoseMar 15, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week the boys are all together in Boston! Sam had to wear a dress so he'd fall asleep in his bosom, told a friend he wants to shrink them down to make them walk his city, and likes when Lund does Scorpion-esque attacks. Nathan woke up terrified on the plane, wants to watch T2, and was just thinking outloud when he said that.
00:00 Imagine Wiping It Once
01:18 Getting A Little Taste
04:58 Inside Stuff
06:43 Missing Every Time
07:48 Reverse Wahlberg
08:36 I Hope I Sleep Through It
10:22 Parks And Promenades
12:07 Death Waves
14:23 Bathing With Bottled Water
16:43 Not Molting
18:06 Traffic In Salem
19:46 Last Time I Was Here
21:28 Nasty Little Worm People
23:15 Buried Under Submissions
25:13 She's Around You Lots
27:35 Yeah I Hate It
29:34 Everybody Smells Like Pears
33:02 Cash Only
36:07 Allowed Me To Think More
38:29 I'm The King
41:45 It Was Probably Your Mom
42:24 Hurt People Hurt People
46:44 Armadillo That Worked At Hot Topic
47:56 Chubby Chess
51:48 The Sunset Ride
53:36 To The Airport Boys
57:15 Thank God You're Here
01:00:57 Burning Out And Fading Away
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Don't Kick The MilkMar 6, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week the boys are all together remotely. Sam tells the fellas about his movie date with Pat, wonders how many patties were party, and wants to know if he happened to us. Nathan realized why Sam likes the poorly rated movies on rotten tomatoes, tells us about his milk disaster, and reminds the boys that Boston will be St. Patricks weekend.
00:00 He's Already In Trouble
02:54 Date Tonight
05:25 All About Quiet Film
07:59 Fuddruckers Breakthroughs
09:43 Bringing Joy And Life
13:34 Stripe The Glass
15:42 Thought It Had A 98
17:39 Mental Note
19:32 Saved You The Movie
20:58 It Just Said Dog
22:36 Slime Era
27:50 One In One Out
28:26 National Award
32:34 Taffy Man
34:17 The Repercussions
36:10 It's Going Under The Car
38:03 The Dumpster Looks Insane
41:21 My Mantra
44:34 Fat Skinwalkers
50:21 Wanted To Wait
51:55 No Internet
53:50 Don't Be A Hero
55:38 Good News In A Crazy World
57:09 Will We Survive?
59:51 What's Going On In Trinidad
01:01:39 Its Not A Bank Holiday
01:03:21 The Young Composer
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No Perps, No VicsMar 2, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week the boys are together in Springfield without Becker. Sam has a new trick to hide baldness, had 20 minutes on stage that he thought he was dying, and ran the whole way through O'hare. Nathan remembers how much he didn't like calling bingo, recalls the crime scene they came home to, and learns what the Chick-fil-a nugget challenge is.
00:00 Can You Acapulco It?
02:20 Annoying Shower
04:12 Why Do You Think I'm Going Up?
07:05 Counting Tiles
10:30 Giving Away Candles
12:41 Playing The Hits
14:33 Muscle Pain
16:16 Not One But Two
17:12 Something Bad Went Down
19:20 What Look Like Stars
21:01 No One Believes You
24:44 Was A Mule Going To Sleep Here?
31:01 At Some Point He Stood Up
33:05 I Wrote The Whole Thing
37:52 I Missed All Of That
39:02 I Don't Care If We Ever Move
42:29 Hey Guess What? It Happened Again
45:44 Says Its Delayed
50:39 Day 2 Of 3
52:56 Look Man
54:23 Yeah You Do
56:23 They Don't Get Warm
58:51 Sad Shirts
01:00:00 Wasted Four Hours
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His Own Haha HandFeb 22, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent
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This week the boys are all together in Albuquerque. Sam loves city planning now, teaches the fellas about a drinking game he used to play, and has updates about his new roommate. Nathan has been trying a new name for New Mexico, was reminded of the old days post show smokedowns, and doesn't understand having Vh1 but not MTV.
00:00 Poker Coverage
02:26 I Am The Barrel
03:31 He's Been Rotating
05:15 Bunch Of Flips
07:20 Right Next To It
09:21 The Real Wild Card
12:07 Albuquerque Legends
15:07 Here Was The Game
18:15 This One Has Potential
21:35 He Reeks All The Time
23:10 Tent Peg Bundy
24:52 Doing The Peewee
27:53 I Put It In The Dryer
30:51 Snow Poison
32:23 New Addiction
33:49 Delta Is Riding High
36:27 Same Kabuki Theater
39:36 Y2K
41:55 Harry And Tonto
44:04 Doesn't Have The Same Ring To It
45:43 Flashback
47:58 Wasn't Going Down
50:37 Carlos Teaches ABQ Slang
53:37 Feeling A Little Chubbie
57:58 Kinked It
59:29 I Live Next Door
01:02:03 Historically
01:04:30 My God
01:06:56 Always Had Vh1
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Like A Million SwordsFeb 15, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are al together in Raleigh! Sam tells the boys about the time The Fine Gents did show at a hash festival, remembers be directed to his own special chair, and tells some stories from Mouth House days. Nathan is reminded of last valentines day, loves the idea of casts in football, and wants to talk about Professor X. Nub for Nub.
00:00 My One And Only
02:15 Tough Valentines Day
04:04 Not Redacted
06:39 Legalize It
08:34 I Gotta Revamp
09:44 The 710 Cup
13:55 Thought He Did His Time
15:23 The Devil
16:20 New One Every Summer
18:03 Make A Rule
20:03 Had A Head Slap
22:15 Looked Down In The Mirror
27:11 Drinking Horchata
30:32 Sexual Tear
31:41 Half My Life
33:35 Lint Hash
34:54 We Needed One More Person
38:25 That Red Stains Your Shirts
42:33 Quick Break
44:19 Nun Holding A Crocodile
46:52 How Sacred It Is
48:17 Encased
51:55 The Sword Will Help Man
53:48 Don't Want Any Of That
55:17 They're Like The Dead
58:00 Tip For The Young People
01:01:22 Penalty Box Over Here
01:03:39 Where's The Bag Bonzo?
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Big Air Don't CareFeb 8, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the Sam and Becker are at Sophie's place in Denver to watch the Olympics and Football. Sam explains to Sophie why he is rooting for the Patriots, got to be a snow bunny, and is pretty upset there isn't an egg foo yung waiting for him. Sophie really loves the USA for two weeks, barely had hoop bangs, and teaches Sam how to watch the Olympics.
00:00 Socks And Pace Picante
02:41 22 States
03:23 Block Child
05:48 The Man Is Gleb
08:42 Two Crimson Flamingos
10:10 Regret That Tattoo
12:24 Pork Pie
15:52 Let Her Have Her Speed
19:34 Think They Just Did Something
21:22 What's Wrong With Him?
25:19 She's Bleeding
26:56 Didn't Want To Wait In Line
28:19 The Dads Left
32:10 Wants To Be Bane
34:00 It Would Make Sense
36:24 Y2K In The Desert
39:09 Skunk Mop's On Our Team
42:25 What's Vince Doing?
46:58 Ride That Donkey Brother
49:14 Head Written On Them
51:12 Chunky And Too Much Sun
53:39 Came Down Squished
55:16 They Have To Work?
01:00:20 Busted
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So Many Hose BathsJan 29, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are all together again in Portland. Sam tells the boys about how he double dipped on the MC, got mistaken for someone else, and is bringing back swing this year. Nathan thinks it should come out on 9 11, wants Sam to read it to us, and got accused of wrongdoing in the park.
00:00 I Keep Saying
01:57 Feeling Squirrely
04:17 You Remember?
07:10 This Foot Thing
09:50 Did Some Damage
11:47 Did You Wear A Bra?
13:46 Swimming At Night
16:08 Quit Just Yelling
18:02 Clear Car
20:45 Come On Over To The Buffet
22:22 I Love What You Do For This City
25:13 There's No Way
29:12 Hanging Out With You
35:38 POD
37:41 Underneath A Baby Doll
39:28 Swing Revival
41:51 Clarinet Or Nothing
43:39 Sleep In The Driveway
47:47 Crank It
49:59 Male Reading
53:46 You Have To Sell 10 Thousand
54:29 Pillow Right On There
55:51 That Was A Thrill
57:27 Used One
59:56 Fun With Colors And Shapes
01:00:53 Times We've Cried
01:02:00 Certain Dirty Duo
01:03:43 He's Lying To You
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This week Sam got stuck at home and the boys are going remote. Sam explains his nasty travel day, wonders if Lund got haunted, and wants to get into upscale hot chocolate. Nathan has a theory about how Sam became ill, played an amazing game of truth or dare, and wants to know if Sam took the chicken.
00:00 I Live Downstairs
01:32 Confirm? Deny?
03:16 Clear Throat
05:45 In The Middle
08:00 Not Screaming
09:42 4 or 5 bowls
12:04 Only A Glimpse
15:54 Throbsite
17:27 My Old PE Teacher
19:46 Invented Soul Music
22:45 Fruit Roll Up
24:54 Got That Rumor Going
26:54 Brought The Ruckus
30:35 A Little Treat
33:25 Spilling It
35:10 Not A Lot Of Hockey
37:30 It's Too Much
39:05 Not Really That Concerned
40:49 What Are You Doing Down There?
45:02 Over At My Best Friend
47:08 Eyeliner On?
48:22 What's In The Cart
54:00 OT's Dad
57:09 Speaking Of Chubby Behemoths
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Soft And It's Your ProblemJan 17, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are all together in Texas! Sam shows Lund his search page, doesn't believe people can write on rice, and explains the plot of an insane rom-com to the fellas. Nathan only got mad playing games by himself, is glad he didn't grow up with internet, and remembers being shocked because it looked like decent sized burrito.
00:00 Narrow Fellow
02:32 Billie Eilish Trailer
04:08 Mama Plugs
06:53 Stop Stunning Me
10:36 Twister Right?
12:15 Your Brain Is Bad
14:07 You Eat The Shells?
15:34 Single Grain of Rice
18:15 Sweet Baby Ray's
21:21 Lizard Was Burned
23:07 Fold Up Real Small
24:58 Picture On The Wall
27:12 Mark Cuban Style
31:27 Lesser Bateman Vehicle
33:57 Titular Switch
37:30 Getting Examined
38:40 I'm A Big Fan
40:06 Human Zoo
43:29 Too Much Yogurt At Lunch
46:18 Blind Elephant
49:01 Tye Dye Bandana
53:44 We Got A Good Thing
55:41 Mentalist Lund
56:51 Blind As Hell
59:21 I'm Off The Leash
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Anne Fried RiceJan 11, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week Sam and Becker are joined by Ran Barnaclo in Cincinnati. Sam decides Becker will be the buzzer, believes Lund would kill Blake, and really wants to put Ran's head in a turkey. Ran thinks those guys have hair, just ordered cloaks, and has been having dreams about time travel. Oh, for your head?
00:00 Right To Fight State
03:16 It's All Milwaukee Tools
04:47 Why You Whispering?
06:23 There's Terry
07:20 In The Tub
08:42 Three Studs And A Dud
11:24 Goof Soup
14:28 Dipped Off Them GLP's Mamma
17:14 Smell No Different
20:08 Only Witness
24:12 The Sam T Train
26:42 Cored And Gored
30:18 King Of Show Business
32:00 So Much Good Stuff
36:04 Coat Vs Jacket
37:57 Al Dente At Best
40:20 Really Just Snoozing
42:13 And Then My Dad Left
45:42 I Don't Talk Like That
48:17 Number One Shoe Stunner
50:04 Hot And Cooked Or Cold And Raw
53:17 Had Some Baby Blue
56:11 Not Doctor Doolittle
58:24 Whole Quesadilla
59:55 One Cow One Bottle One Mouth
01:01:37 Got A Wall
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Baby QuesadillaJan 6, 2026 · 1 hr 1 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys doing it remotely while Sam's in Key West. Nathan didn't win OR lose a dime this time, shares a story of a boat sinking, and reminds Sam how he is like Koffing. Sam tells the boys about his day use hotel experience, never even considered a pervert tax, and at least made the dad laugh.
00:00 Signature Series
01:41 High Off Of Football
03:18 Jamming
05:00 Eating Stromboli's
06:58 Don't Care If You Get Busted
09:25 Little Alert
11:37 That's Right There
13:06 Backrow Tickets
14:47 Museum Of Illusions
16:32 Headspin
17:30 Transfer Me To Your Boss
18:57 Itemize My Ass
21:11 Give It A Sniff
24:21 All The Charms Of A Bowling Alley
25:55 Prim Propper
28:02 Made Of Chum
32:43 All Frozen
36:46 I'm Already Dead
39:16 I Think, I Think
42:41 Crawl In There And Blow Really Big
44:21 Nash Bridges Protocol
46:57 My Giant Ass Life
50:41 Locked In Abroad
54:17 Shit Getting Dragged
58:44 Everyone Knew
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What About My Gubbies?Dec 28, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are all in different places celebrating the holidays. Sam is going to be a leaf in the wind, rubbed the bones in tomato paste, and got coal in his stocking. Nathan had his subtitles on, got amazing advice from an Uber driver, and had to wave a man outside to explain himself.
00:00 My Team
02:29 That Lady Is Fun
04:18 Pulling A Sam T
04:58 Surf Party
06:33 Clumps Of Hair
07:26 The First One
09:17 French Dip Connection
10:51 Going Bowling Ball Style
12:44 King Of Communication
14:00 This Candle's Heavy
15:17 I Like Euphoria
17:21 Making Shirts
18:20 If Only I Was Hungry
20:35 Primo Shit Since 1981
23:17 Six Pack Of Rubik's Cubes
26:35 Chill And Watch Football
27:40 100 Girlfriends
29:49 So Excited To See Us
32:34 Walking Out To The Street
34:21 Opposite Of Florida
38:01 High On It Right Now
39:11 I'd Be Inside
42:04 Just Wanted To Catch You
47:12 Stiffy
50:13 I Can Handle That For Sure
52:26 Staying In Florida
54:04 Maybe Not The Best Thing
57:38 Def Leppard
59:19 I'm Hustling
01:01:00 That's Ten Wings
01:04:11 This Was Nice
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Move To Strike YouDec 22, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are all at their own houses getting ready for the holidays. Sam could have killed a man if he wanted to, had to go to his mole for info, and hopes everyone wants to see the pentagon real close. Nathan went to Hanukkah dinner in person, had a big weekend already, and saw a list that pissed him off. You want to be bad.
00:00 Taking A Knee At Halftime
01:18 He's Doing The Podcast Next Week
05:11 Red Foreman
07:11 Frothing
09:30 Confirmed By His Girlfriend
11:02 Hostile Takeover
13:52 Tag Teamed
14:53 Sporting Institutions
16:19 Lady H
18:30 Looking For Something To Get Mad About
20:48 Fell Asleep With All The Lights On
22:43 Throwing A Giant Party Twice
24:07 My Way Out The Ghetto
28:04 Perfect Jewel Formed
30:05 It Was On Fox
32:18 Wait By The Mailbox
36:17 Little Yakov
40:00 You Know About Enable?
41:45 Zoom Those Doubloons
43:48 It's Not A Comedy
45:59 Sticking It To The Man
48:41 More Horseshit
50:42 Wife Of The Year Is Coming Home
51:58 You Done Red?
56:36 I Need A Blankie
58:06 You Want Twill So Bad
01:00:00 I Want To Be The Stew
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The Jiggle LoadDec 14, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are together in a new room configuration. Sam got rocked by a clip of My 600 Lb Life, sat on a guys lap, and wonders whose clothes are those? Nathan is allegedly very high, is wearing a dead mans pants, and didn't know what to say at the handoff. What I am is singing.
00:00 L Shaped Room
01:58 Always High
05:26 You'll Always Be Tall
06:54 Inflate And Bitch
08:26 For Everyone Involved
10:45 On A Big Ole Hook
12:44 Definitely Got Sick In These
14:48 How Long You Been In Show Business?
16:26 House Flip Flops
18:28 Spit On His Hand
21:02 This Is What I Wanted
22:06 Changed His Name To Sex
24:20 He Loved That Dick
25:26 On Accident
28:55 Park 2 Jet
31:09 Year Of The MF'er
33:55 Most Debit Cards Are Boring
37:07 Cruise Control For Your Wang
38:26 Something Simple
41:14 Who Knows?
42:11 Becker Pants
43:56 A Real Hit Piece
47:34 We Just Watch TV
50:16 I Need To Watch A New James Bond
52:43 Came To Terms
54:07 Nathans Version
57:54 Bought A Painting Today
59:01 Rude Boys
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Tiny Wife, Big Smile: Skankfest With Tim Butterly - Patreon Sneak PeekDec 5, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minTHIS IS A PATREON SNEAK PEEK
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This week the boys are joined by Tim Butterly at Skankfest New Orleans! Sam has never been cold before, met a guy that reminded him of a power up in Streets Of Rage, and doesn't want to go to India. Nathan tells the story of the day he and Tim met, is glad he looked at the towel before he used it, and is a month clean. Tim hasn't seem Sam since the weight loss, tried to introduce Lund to Mike Feeney, and earned a little bit of staring at the laser time.
00:00 Welcome To Skankfest
02:26 Local Correspondant
04:12 Fun Nicknames
06:05 Nothing To Dip Now
07:19 Ghost Of Christmas Past
09:51 Bakers Dozen
11:25 Only Perverts
12:01 The Butt
14:31 Hope In Your Heart
16:07 Sentence I've Never Heard
18:10 Too Fat For The Cosmos
19:22 Really Nice Day
21:24 Moonlighting
23:33 How'd The Bookfair Go?
27:19 All The Way Up
28:43 All The T's Are At The End
30:31 Dumps His Stumps
32:02 First Towel I Grabbed
36:45 Is That An Ostrich Egg?
39:13 Long Ride Home
42:38 Code Of The Hamuri
45:00 It Doesn't Start With Me
47:20 Lets See The Capital
50:05 Bulletproof Pants
52:09 Jalapeno Popper
56:00 Why Can't I?
57:12 Such A Meaty Paw
59:11 Feeney Situation
01:04:20 Stuff In A Little Notebook
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Propeller TimeNov 30, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are all together in Denver! Sam is sadly unable to experience certain joys, would do it to save a dogs life, and had to run inside to get Sophie. Nathan imagines different ways to be split, got new slacks, and had a nice stoned charcuterie Thanksgiving.
00:00 Coldest Place You Can Go
01:37 December Is Canceled
03:34 In That Well For So Long
05:06 What's Your Locomotion?
07:04 Explained The Whole Thing
09:31 Fake Shit
10:52 The Ice Cave
12:53 It Should Be Illegal
17:26 Reaction In Real Time
19:28 Cold Wind At Night
20:45 Good Old Fashioned Fun
23:53 Silver Fox
25:01 Three Guys In My Life
27:03 Stop Being A Phony
29:17 Over A Sofa
30:16 Chugged Party Salsa
34:18 Thanksgiving
35:54 Dragon On It
37:54 Instead Of Clapping
39:10 Evil Hippie Energy
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Whacking A Mole w/ Ryan ShanerNov 24, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are joined by Ryan Shaner! Sam tells the guys about going on New Orleans garden tours, pretended to have a tummy ache to watch Pablo Francisco, and got power washed with Becker. Nathan is reminded of a tabasco ad, learned Vigo the Carpathian was a dick, and did a 10 out of 10 first thing. Ryan tells the boys about confusing friends with Canadian comedy, wanted to walk away from Dan Aykroyd, and had a laptop whoopsie. Check out Ryan's book 'Solomon' https://p9p0bf-vc.myshopify.com/
00:00 The Pong Ball
01:59 Rump Shakers 4
03:37 Such A Favor
05:14 On Scrambled Eggs
08:18 They're Canadian
12:04 Casey Jones
16:54 Cutting Edge Of The Truth
20:06 Top Of The Charts
21:50 Empty Chairs
23:43 Sidework On The Way
25:23 I Want You To Go In There
28:45 Crushing Dorks
30:37 Having A Good Time
34:17 Skanfest Highlights
36:16 Not Leaving The Stripclub
40:00 You're The Devil Right Now
42:07 Predator Vision
45:03 Here's Where I Blew It
48:44 Sprayed In The Face
50:27 Woke Up Downstairs
53:03 Gunna Be The
Cracked In The MiddleNov 14, 2025 · 59 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are together in New Orleans for Skankfest 2025. Nathan participated in the futon wars, met someone that didn't know what the fest was, and scored a solo. Sam tells the boys about doing the kickoff show, has a big idea for a new mode of transport, and decides what kind of Pokemon Pat is.
00:00 Some People Like Rapping
02:11 Roadwarrior Chicago 85
05:27 Breed Me
07:32 Did You Live With Taproot?
09:05 Giant Stingray
10:07 Ground Type
12:10 You're Allowed To Stink
14:00 Exhibit PU
15:37 It's Garbage Time
16:41 Spanking Everyones Hine
17:50 The Stage?
19:21 You Can Throw It Away
23:11 Who's Playing Who?
25:44 Teacher Was Pissed
26:50 Maybe It Should Just Be Me
29:03 God Bless Ya
31:36 No Relation
34:41 Couple Too Many?
38:41 That Was For You?
40:09 Ride The Wave
43:16 Duffel Bag Full
44:04 Cheating On Santa
46:46 Lock Them In There
51:04 Learn The Night
52:58 Boing Boing Man
55:04 Didn't Know About Any Of This
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The Missing DinkNov 10, 2025 · 1 hr 1 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are together in Colorado for a wedding. Sam cried four times today, has plans for Art Basel, and has questions about Whatnot. Nathan saw a lot of plates that were creaking, ate Carls Jr outside of the car to be polite, and can't believe choking is the choice.
00:00 Is That Twelve Sides?
01:56 Boss Tank
03:50 Home On The Range
05:06 All Timer
07:26 I'm Glad We're Together
08:58 90 Teeth
11:57 Went To The Spa
13:09 What Are We Talking About?
15:59 Could You Imagine?
18:54 Frying On The Pavement
21:15 Has To Make Soup Too
24:58 One And Done
26:35 We're Not Like That
28:55 Monstered My Taco
29:39 The End Of The World
32:21 Soooo Busy
36:27 Stuffed With Pornography
40:30 And Arraignments
43:15 Pie Curious
46:22 I Met A Woman
50:50 It's Not Always The Mom
52:39 People Are Mean To You
54:16 The Pieces Fit Alright
57:23 How Vern Troyer Was Conceived
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Eat UpNov 2, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are all back at home for Halloween weekend. Sam hasn't been able to get a revelation from Lund off his mind, found out some swinging history of his house, and tells the boys about his trip to see Canadian wrestling. Nathan explains that he changed his mind on fork licking, thought it was a 'who cares?' scenario, and calls this Tuesday.
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Gumming Down A ShurikenOct 26, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week Nathan is back and the boys are joined by Alaina Bamfield in Burlington VT. Sam defends the use of worm, sat in the slumpys for a while, and tells Nathan about the time he drank all the greenroom beers. Nathan would have been mad if he hadn't got ten hours of sleep, imagines a new pope, and reveals the origin of Old Sid. Alaina tells the boys about her freak blood lineage, has pictures of Sam in wigs, and tries to convince the boys green jello is apple flavor. 1 or 2 hotdogs a day. He chose the one for babies.
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Behemoth MachineOct 20, 2025 · 1 hr 19 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week Nathan is doing a swap cast with the Claw Machine Podcast hosted by our main man Ran. They've been smoking digital sensi. Ran wants to chomp a pod so bad, reveals he tests the shampoo, and doesn't think he wants to get piped. Nathan is wearing a scary shirt, is in the stage when he looks tough, and reports on the weather in Cincinnati. What is the Midwest? The Doctor said it was cool man. 8 Nigerian beers.
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Bonus SwapCast! Fancy Lad Podcast s7ep3: Happy Dazed w/ Sam TallentOct 19, 2025 · 1 hr 49 minHey everyone! this is Sam on the Fancy Lad Podcast, these dudes rock and we wanted to share it with you. There is still going to be a new free episode and patreon coming tonight, it'll just be pretty late in the evening.
GHOUL!
-Becker
Bigzo & Tom Tweak are BACK in the Fancy Lad Podcast studio with stand-up Sam Tallent to talk about millionaires, tight 5's, and the punk ethos. All this!
Talking In ReverseOct 12, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week Sam has Pat Richardson and Becker with him in Tempe. Sam starts us off with a breaking nub story, wants to know why we don't have a neighborhood potato guy, and wants to emulate the Lane man. Pat imagines what Mr. Clean porn is like, defends the Best Show On Turf, and is a rock biter type. Muck sits down and Grimer comes out.
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What A Rush PATREON PREVIEWOct 5, 2025 · 1 hr 13 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the fellas are in Bentonville finishing up Sam's Big Diamond Fest! We have a Patreon preview for everyone this week but will be back with all new episodes next week.
Getting Your Friction On. The Swirl Man. This Is Why It's So Loud. Swallowing Air Like Kirby.
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Hissing Like A VampireSep 28, 2025 · 1 hrSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are coming to you from Austin Texas. Nathan has been blurry, fuzzy and scratchy, is reminded of movie on the quad, and got his car up to 125. Sam just wants to hold the beretta, tells us about what he saw sitting at first base, and pants are too high from doing the Lund. Flying the Butt Signal.
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PÜNESep 21, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minSPONSORS:
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This week the boys are coming to you from Sacramento CA. Sam attempts to blind item a story, gave the hallmark speech at the BF Hall Of Fame, and never had to spread them before. Nathan was quite stoned on stage, misses the old Sam, and got rocked by a 24 year old. Broader than broadway.
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I Wanna Be The CrowSep 14, 2025 · 1 hrSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are together in New Brunswick NJ! Sam doesn't know how to make popcorn, might not fit into this world anymore, and has been making his own freaky soundtrack. Nathan threatened to go to Popeye's, thinks only 1/1000 women have done that, and recounts the fun times the boys had in Red Bank eating and seeing the sights. Let me get the bolt cutters. We're three to a room.
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Penis Of The Month ClubSep 6, 2025 · 1 hr 1 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys start out imagining being in waterbeds. Nathan recalls escaping the hair flotillas, found the limits, and is catching every other word because he's standing 69ing. Sam called his shot, explains what he likes about Mormon doctrine, and has expanded his plans for his greenhouse displays.
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It's Never The Move BoysSep 2, 2025 · 1 hr 6 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys all hung out with old friends in different places. Becker went to Vegas for a bachelor party. Nathan had a visit from a certain lawyer, rubbed his off instead of adding one, and thought he was getting punk'd by a young lady. Sam reveals his gamer tag, saw a front flip that made him hard, and had a fun fantasy about Becker selling a show. If you can't give your mind, give your body!
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Comedy For MotorcyclesAug 23, 2025 · 1 hrSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are all together in Charlotte! Sam tells the boys the meanest thing he's said to someone on stage, reminds the boys about a couch shenanigan from the night before, and tells the story of the Chex journey. Nathan pretty much did everything in the car except call Sam a theater kid, hasn't got low on anyone in a long time, and got to do the Flair Flop on stage. Went full Kattan.
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Guess What? I'm SoakedAug 17, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys start off encouraging Nathan to keep it fresh. Sam has candy that looks just like the boys, did a wall ride on an on ramp, and was on a wild ride getting away from a gunman. Nathan reveals that he loved Selena as a small boy in Chicago, is going to see 'Weapons' after we record, and is excited to lose money on football again. What's the worst pussy you've ever had?
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Let Lund LiveAug 10, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are in an Irvine hotel with a crazy doorknob situation. Sam is watching a classic August matchup, tells us what tickled him in the pool, and has plans to get Jokic as a friend. Nathan tells us about a kid making Minecraft music, makes a sandwich plea, and has a good reason to want to see Wizard Of Oz on the Sphere. Very manatee-esque.
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Stroke MeAug 2, 2025 · 1 hr 1 minSEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/
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This week the boys are all together in SLC. Sam teaches the boys about complimenting eyebrows, is afraid he's turning his niece into a pro wrestler, and proposes his new glass cube performance idea. Nathan doesn't need another hero to be taken down, remembers Sam's weird kiss, and can't imagine wearing that poncho in public.
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