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David Drake: Jamaican Me CrazySep 16, 2025 · 52 minLizzy and Kevin invite their good friend and prolific comedian David Drake on the pod to talk about his new special Big Break (available now on YouTube) as well as college infidelity, cruise ships, and drug deals in the Caribbean.- Hiroo Onoda: The Thirty-Year WarJul 22, 2025 · 54 minWhat if no one told you the war was over for 29 years?This week, Lizzy and Kevin explore the unbelievable story of Hiroo Onoda, the Japanese soldier who kept fighting World War II well into the 1970s. Living in the jungle, dodging imaginary enemies, and refusing to surrender—because no one officially told him to.Is it loyalty? Delusion? He just missed the memo? Either way, this is one of the most bizarre and committed close calls in history.
- Ricky McGee: Surviving 71 Days in the OutbackJul 18, 2025 · 54 minKev and Lizzy dive into the unbelievable (and downright bizarre) story of Ricky McGee—the man who survived 71 days lost in the Australian outback.Ricky woke up buried in a shallow grave... only to spend the next two months drinking from puddles, eating bugs, and catching frogs like some kind of Mad Max wilderness guru.
- Trapped in a Truck for 6 DaysJul 14, 2025 · 1 hr 12 minThis week on Close Calls, Kev and Lizzy dive into the wild story of Matthew Reum—a man who survived six days trapped in his truck at the bottom of a ravine in rural Indiana.After swerving to avoid what he thought was a deer, Matthew’s truck tumbled off the highway, leaving him injured, alone, and completely out of reach. With no food, filthy rainwater, and one leg pinned, he relied on survival tactics from Man vs. Wild and sheer mental resilience to hold on until two fishermen stumbled across his wreckage nearly a week later.
- The Family Who Pledged Not To Eat Each Other at SeaJun 17, 2025 · 1 hr 22 minSend us a text
Kevin tells Lizzy the story of a family that gets stranded at sea. Will the killer whales eat them? Will they kill and eat a turtle? Can a shark bite you even if its literal head is cut off? Listen to find out!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- An Actual Series of Unfortunate EventsApr 22, 2025 · 56 minSend us a text
This week Kevin tells Lizzy the story of Frane Selak, the Luckiest Unlucky Man EVER. Whether crashes by bus, train, or even airplane—Frane keeps living to tell the tale!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- The Couple that Belays Together Be-Stays TogetherMar 18, 2025 · 1 hr 23 minSend us a text
Lizzy tells Kevin the story of Rachel and Jeremy, whose casual mountain-climbing first date turns into a stormy, freezing near-death, classic Close Callsian experience.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Close Calls Celebrates 100 Death-Defying Episodes!Mar 4, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minSend us a text
Kevin and Lizzy take a walk down memory lane and live to tell the tale! Enjoy this speed run of all our INSTANT CLASSICS and thank you for being a part of the Close Calls family.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Crazy TrainJan 28, 2025 · 1 hr 9 minSend us a text
Lizzy tells Kevin the story of how she de-escalated a dicey situation...which required her to jump down into the subway tracks in New York City.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Our Stories part 2Jan 14, 2025 · 59 minSend us a text
In part two of our 100th episode celebration, Lizzy tells Kevin her true story of surviving a terrifying medical issue as a child.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Our Stories part 1Jan 7, 2025 · 1 hr 4 minSend us a text
To celebrate almost 100 episodes of the pod, Lizzy and Kevin tell their own close calls stories! Buckle up, today is all about car accidents.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Balloonacy: The Lawn Chair Larry StoryJan 2, 2025 · 56 minSend us a text
We're back with a really fun one to kick the year off right: Kevin tells Lizzy the story of Larry Walters a.k.a. "Lawn Chair Larry" a.k.a. the man who defied the world and took flight by strapping balloons to a lawn chair. It's total balloonacy!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Houston, We Have a Podcast part 2: A Successful FailureNov 22, 2024 · 45 minSend us a text
Following our own failure to launch part 2 WE ARE BACK IN ORBIT! Kevin tells Lizzy the exciting conclusion of the Apollo 13 mission.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Houston, We Have a Podcast part 1Nov 12, 2024 · 1 hr 44 minSend us a text
This week Kevin tells Lizzy the story of the Apollo 13 mission. Tune in next week to hear the exciting conclusion!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- A Literal Cliffhanger! part 2Nov 5, 2024 · 1 hr 8 minSend us a text
Sonia and Marnie's mountain climbing story continues as an NONSTOP ROCK BLOCK! They're LIVIN' ON THE EDGE! They're RIDIN' THE STORM OUT! And they wanna know WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN! Listen to hear how our New Zealand gals get outta this one.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- A Literal Cliffhanger! part 1Oct 29, 2024 · 54 minSend us a text
Lizzy tells Kevin the first half of how Lizzy and Marnie survived getting trapped on a cliff of ice in New Zealand.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Mailbag October 2024Oct 22, 2024 · 1 hr 26 minSend us a text
This week we've got another MAILBAG with near-death experiences submitted by YOU, the listener! Stories involve moms, cheese, and everything else you could ever want!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- La Grotte part deux: Pêcher Dans le NoirOct 1, 2024 · 55 minSend us a text
On part 2 of the story of the French cave divers who are trapped in a flooded cave, Kevin tells Lizzy how they...get out of the flooded cave! Oh la la!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- La Grotte part 1Sep 24, 2024 · 1 hr 15 minSend us a text
This week Kevin tells Lizzy the story of when some French cave divers get...you guessed it: trapped in a flooded cave! Who could have seen this coming? Sacrebleu!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Just Deserts part 2Sep 17, 2024 · 51 minSend us a text
This week Lizzy finishes telling Kevin the story of how Shelly and her family survived multiple days and nights of being lost in the deserts of Arizona—following the cliffhanger standoff between her, shotgun in hand, and a mysterious, threatening vehicle.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Just Deserts part 1Aug 27, 2024 · 1 hr 16 minSend us a text
This week Lizzy tells Kevin the first half of how Shelly and her family survived multiple days and nights of being lost in the deserts of Arizona.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Scott and Marybeth part 2: After the JumpAug 13, 2024 · 48 minSend us a text
This week Kevin tells Lizzy the next part of Scott and Marybeth's survival story, after they jumped into a river with their cat to escaped a raging forest fire.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Scott and Marybeth part 1Aug 6, 2024 · 1 hr 6 minSend us a text
This week Kevin tells Lizzy the story of Scott and Marybeth, an Oregon couple who escaped a raging forest fire. Part 2 of their story next time!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Terence Hartnett's Close CallJul 23, 2024 · 1 hr 28 minSend us a text
Terrence Hartnett is a comedian and cancer survivor who joins Lizzy and Kevin this week to tell his story. His multiple bouts with cancer are recalled in today's episode, as well as in his incredible standup shows 1 Ball Show, 1 Ball Show 1 Lung Less, and his upcoming Fringe show 1 Lung Run.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Stranded 2300 Feet Under the SeaJul 9, 2024 · 1 hr 16 minSend us a text
This week Kevin tells Lizzy the story of Chris Lemons, a saturation diver who was stranded in the ocean 700 meters below the surface. Let that sink in!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- No Pain No GrainJul 2, 2024 · 52 minSend us a text
This week Lizzy tells Kevin the miraculous story of a corn farmer who survives being buried alive. Our protagonist survives thanks to a single kernel of hope! Lend us your ear, unless you're a husk of your former self. Don't worry though: this story isn't corny (but clearly the description is).
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Def LeppardJun 25, 2024 · 53 minSend us a text
This week Kevin tells Lizzy about Rick Allen, the drummer for rock band Def Leppard who famously lost his arm in an accident. Listen to how he survived his horrific accident and returned to his music career.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Mailbag Episode Live Stream (5/15/24)May 21, 2024 · 54 minSend us a text
In case you missed the first ever Close Calls live stream, you can listen to the audio right here! Kevin and Lizzy listen to listener voicemails and comment on YOUR close calls!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Kevin's Ticking Time BombMay 14, 2024 · 55 minSend us a text
Following some travel and an actual close call, Kevin and Lizzy are back! Listen to hear about their recent trip to Missouri for DeForeFest, and why Kevin's stomach has a new hole in it.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Pardon our FrenchApr 23, 2024 · 1 hr 6 minSend us a text
Kevin tells Lizzy the story of a French sea captain who did a bunch of terrible things and made a bunch of terrible decisions, including getting himself and a bunch of innocent people shipwrecked for years.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Larry and Saul go to Babe IslandApr 9, 2024 · 55 minSend us a text
Lizzy tells Kevin the story of two self-described athletes who may or may not know how to kayak. Will these men reach Doe Island (an island full of naked babes)? Or will they suddenly suffer from Testosterone Poisoning? Listen to find out if Bros come before Doe's!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Smooth by Santander feat. Rob ThomasApr 2, 2024 · 58 minSend us a text
This week Lizzy tells Kevin the story of Annette, the lone survivor of a plane crash into the jungles of Vietnam, and who says she survived thanks to meditation, controlled breathing, and gratitude.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- My Big Fat Greek SinkingMar 19, 2024 · 47 minSend us a text
Kevin and Lizzy are back! And this week Kevin tells the story of two young women who survived a sinking ship while on vacation in Greece. Grease Lightning? More like Greece Frightening!!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Byron Floyd Jr. and SPORTS SHORTSFeb 27, 2024 · 1 hr 6 minSend us a text
This week Lizzy tells Kevin a series of Mini-Close Calls about some of the most dangerous moments in sports history. Also, she tells the survival story of two boys who fell down a well (for real).
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Alison Botha Part 2Feb 13, 2024 · 1 hr 7 minSend us a text
CW: This episode's story contains sexual assault and graphic violence.
This week Kevin tells Lizzy part 2 of Alison Botha's incredible, harrowing story: the recovery and aftermath of an attempted murder.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Alison Botha Part 1Feb 6, 2024 · 54 minSend us a text
CW: This episode's story contains sexual assault and graphic violence.
This week Kevin tells Lizzy part 1 of Alison Botha's story of survival after a vicious attack from two strange men.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Mail Bag: Mold Infections and Missed ConnectionsJan 31, 2024 · 41 minSend us a text
Before Kevin goes to Romania (whaaaaat?) and Lizzy goes to...New Jersey (ok?) they respond to LISTENER VOICE MAILS!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- A Bast Lattery is a Doubt to Buy!Jan 23, 2024 · 1 hr 17 minSend us a text
Clay, Denny, and Spook go on a hunting trip and get caught in a deadly multi-day blizzard. Also, Lizzy and Kevin eat cake. [Re-Cast! Now this episode is available on all podcast apps!]
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- The Durable Michael Malloy w/ Bobby JaycoxJan 16, 2024 · 1 hr 7 minSend us a text
Kevin tells Lizzy and guest comedian Bobby Jaycox about Michael Malloy, the cartoonish drunk who simply would not, could not die (that is...until he did).
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Hey, We're OKJan 2, 2024 · 57 minSend us a text
New Year, same podcast! Kevin and Lizzy ring in the new year with a good old fashioned hangout episode. There's a bit of voicemail but it's mostly catching up, goofing off, and even playing some flute.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- RIP Kenny DeForestDec 15, 2023 · 1 minSend us a text
Our friend Kenny DeForest tragically passed away unexpectedly this past week. Tell someone you love them.
Kenny's Memorial Fund: https://www.gofundme.com/f/kenny-deforests-recovery
Kenny's Comedy: https://www.youtube.com/@KennyDeForest
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Good Guys Held HostageDec 5, 2023 · 1 hr 39 minSend us a text
This week Kevin and Lizzy recount the 1991 Sacramento hostage crisis, which involved 4 gunmen, 41 hostages, and an electronics store most of us don't remember.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Big Sur? No, Sir!Nov 28, 2023 · 52 minSend us a text
This week Lizzy tells Kevin the story of Angela Hernandez, who miracuously survived driving off a 250-foot cliff.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Voicemails! Stranger Danger EditionNov 14, 2023 · 1 hr 10 minSend us a text
Lizzy and Kevin listen and respond to more voicemails from YOU, the listener! With stories of strange men, missing fingers, and an explanation of how deserts work. PLUS some handy self defense tips!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Bullets Solve Nothing with Gabe KouryNov 7, 2023 · 54 minSend us a text
Comedian Gabe Koury ("MOMMY, I'M BORING") joins Lizzy and Kevin to share his own close call, in which he witnessed a shooting at his school in Canada. They also discuss Fest, GWAR, the Satanic Panic, and more. Note: the song used to close out today's episode is "Bullets Solve Nothing," by W!nslow, written by Gabe about the experience.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- MEAT MISSILE with Toby McMullenOct 24, 2023 · 1 hr 18 minSend us a text
Comedian Toby McMullen (Are You Garbage? Podcast) joins Lizzy and Kevin once again, this time to discuss the harrowing tale of a plane crash, leaving five injured people to survive in what we can only describe as the "desert jungle," where they have to deal with dehydration, hyenas, and elephants.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Voicemails! with Toby McMullenOct 17, 2023 · 1 hr 26 minSend us a text
Toby McMullen (Are You Garbage? Podcast) joins Kevin and Lizzy to talk about all the times he's almost died (or at least bonked his head real hard). Plus they listen to voicemails from YOU, the listener, about attempted murder from around the globe.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- CrapsizedOct 10, 2023 · 51 minSend us a text
Lizzy and Kevin talk about anal and snacks, then Kevin tells Lizzy the bonkers story of Harrison Okene who was on the toilet when his tugboat was capsized and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. YIKES.
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- The TrashManOct 3, 2023 · 1 hr 8 minSend us a text
On this episode we play a little inside baseball and talk comedy stuff, then Lizzy tells Kevin the story of the Trashman. This one's got everything: the ocean, a storm, sh- you know what? Just listen to it. To tell us your story, call us at 470-NOT-DEAD, or email us at closecallspodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on instagram and tik tok @closecallspodcast, and subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/closecallspodcast Special thanks to Jake Crown and Alex Burton of FiveStar Jingles (@catsongs) for the theme song, and Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for the art!
To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
- Let's Give Eric A HandSep 27, 2023 · 54 minSend us a text
Kevin and Lizzy are back and talk about smoking meth and butthole spiders while eating licorice. Also Kevin tells Lizzy the tale of Eric Merda who got stuck in a swamp and endured the wrath of a gator.
Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
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Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)
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