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48. Giant LeapsFeb 9, 2023 · 32 minChristian and Krystle's lives have changed so much since the last episode and they're happy to be back. This weeks topics include new babies, starting over, career changes, and Disneyland.- "WHITE CLAW KILLA MUGS "May 20, 2022 · 21 minChristian is back solo dolo this episode ranting about work. marriage, comedy, and Ozark's last season. Also don't forget to order your White Claw Killa mugs. Just message Chris or @gozagoods on IG for more details.
- 'ChrisKrys "May 17, 2022 · 26 minChris and Krystle are back at it again. This weeks topics include Winning Time on HBO, Baby Showers, diapers, Chores, and small businesses.
- 45. Tougher Than I lookMay 6, 2022 · 28 minFerns back and the guys catch up. Apparently Ferns all growns up and ready to retire after a legendary career with the Dodgers, but first Christian starts the episode with a solo rant and discusses the Chappelle Incident at the Bowl
- 44. "And We're Back!!"Apr 30, 2022 · 30 minAnd Were back. Christian and Krystle are happy to be back and this weeks topics include Pregnancy,Netflix, and crying.
- "But I Have Feathers In My Hair"Jan 13, 2022 · 31 minBack after the holidays this weeks topics include... Kanye's new Boo, "Omnicron", Worklife, Spidermans, and Christians top movies of 2021.
- 42. Tis The Reason"Dec 16, 2021 · 44 minWere back ...finally. The whole crew is back plus 1. Right on time for your holiday season.
- Halloween SpecialOct 29, 2021 · 29 minChristian hares to much on this years Halloween Special.
- Beanie SeasonOct 12, 2021 · 36 minFerns finally Back for episode 40 as Krystle takes the week off!!!! Christian Finally Busts the Head and Shoulders Bandit. Also discusses Open mics, and hypes up the Fury Vs. Wilder fight.
- "Tea Bagged"Sep 21, 2021 · 39 minChristian and Krystle are back at it for a very goofy episode. This weeks topics include, Missing Florida Girl, Mini Vans, Covering up for your kids, Halloween costumes, and Karens complaining.
- "Donia"Sep 16, 2021 · 27 minChristians back SoloDolo.
- VALAug 12, 2021 · 58 minChristian and krystle are back. This weeks topics include. Kidney Stones, Target fights, Vaccines, Tigga Karen, Val Kilmer, and Kanye West.
- Crop TopsJul 15, 2021 · 51 minThis weeks topics include Britney Spears, Disneyland, "CD Gate", Haiti, Crop Tops, BTS Guy, Yelp Reviews, Standup comedy,the DR, and the group Parliment.
- Really Wide CheeksJul 2, 2021 · 40 minChristian Gets a complaint and deals it the only way he knows how. This weeks topics include Bill Cosby, Britney Spears, Rollerblading and Tantarans.
- La PaparazzoJun 20, 2021 · 47 minHappy Fathers Day episode
- "AKA El Karateca"Jun 4, 2021 · 39 minChristian gets in an altercation at work what a surprise. Also Krystle defends herself from last weeks disses from Christian. They also talk UFOs, first time at the moves, sucking at sports and lastly Christians Karate past.
- Home AloneMay 23, 2021 · 46 minChristian Talks a lot of shit this week. Please don't tell Krsytle. Christian and krystle remember renting movies back in the day and VHS tapes. Krsytle tells a funny story about a dubbed over Titanic movie. Other topics include Losing Lotto tickets , masks or no masks, leaving the light on, and the local news.
- "Everyones a Lil Racist"May 13, 2021 · 1 hr 8 minThis week Krystle and Christian are back and happy as ever now that shes 100. Also this week we have special guest Jerry Garcia. If your in Texas please check out his latest tour dates.
- "Nag Nag Nag"Apr 28, 2021 · 33 minWere Back. Krystle is a champ and Fern has gone missing.
- Aight BETApr 10, 2021 · 43 minFerns back, Krystles back, RIP DMX,RIP Prince Philip, and RIP to the shutdown June 15.
- $80 FartsMar 31, 2021 · 39 minThis weeks topics include, cinnamon toast crunch, hazard pay, NFT farts, angry birds, potty training, bitcoin, and Seaspiracy.
- Joshua TweeMar 17, 2021 · 42 minChristian and Krystle are back from Joshua Tree and ready to Goooo!
- Cool As IceMar 3, 2021 · 57 minKrystles back, Ferns back. Enjoy.
- Lets Be BetterFeb 16, 2021 · 35 minThis weeks topics include The Britney Spears Documentary, Crotch shots, Shoplifters, and Breezy VS. The Weekend. Aslo Fern and CarVents.
- StaycationFeb 6, 2021 · 36 minChristian and Krystle chat while on vacation. This weeks topics include Family outings, getting arrested, and social media fatigue.
- AKA Employee Of The YearJan 29, 2021 · 50 minThis week Christian Has Krystle and Fern and they talk Hazard Pay, Celebrity sightings, Tiger Woods, The Night Stalker, and Reopening LA.
- What Happened To My Dad?Jan 22, 2021 · 51 minThis week Christian sits down with Krystle and the Fern for the first time in a while. Fern remembers Tommy Lasorda and talks about moving out. Krystle and Christian discuss death and the inauguration.
- The White Claw Killed It!Jan 13, 2021 · 33 minWere back!!!! First episode of 2021 with krystle and Car vents. They Talk 2021 plans, things to do during the lockdowns, and grown ass people hobbies. Btw episode 21 will be up next week. Ill explain later haha.
- ...AKA White Claw KillaDec 17, 2020 · 41 minThis week Christian helps you with your Christmas shopping and shares a little too much as always. Also A nice Christmas themed chat with Kyrstle. Merry Christmas!
- Nerd Alert!!!Dec 12, 2020 · 1 hr 20 minThis week Christian and Krystle have a quick chat about life and how Chris cant keep a secret, Also we have special guest Jerry Garcia, but things get real nerdy real quick. You've been warned . They talk Selena, Netflix, Marvel, and Christians personal fave Star Wars. Christian answers all of Jerry's questions for the nerdiest convo in Wannabes history. Don't tell Jesus.
- Tacos De OjoDec 2, 2020 · 37 minChristians back with Krystle and they talk about good ol home cooking and the upcoming Holiday.
- The Light MattersNov 14, 2020 · 47 minFerns back Krystles back Carvents back. Christians had long week and his patience wears thin on this weeks episode of CTIL.
- Lil TrumpNov 6, 2020 · 50 minKrystle and Christian talk the election and amusement parks. Also Ferns back from vacation and they get into the dodger winning the world.
- This is HalloweenOct 29, 2020 · 39 minThis Week Christian sits down with Krystle and they talk Halloween. Christian talks about the time he got bag snatched and Krystle tlak about the Lady Ghost that Hanunted her child hood.
- Sir MamOct 22, 2020 · 38 minKrystles back! This week they discuss bachelorette parties, Guns, and voting. Also Christian's love for Krispy Kreme Doughnuts.
- 2020... "So Much Has Happened, But Ain't Shit Happened"Oct 15, 2020 · 37 minThis week Christian talks big bear, Mcdonalds celebrity meals, and wrestling in high school. Also Fern is Back for a quick chat.
- She Bout It, Bout ItOct 2, 2020 · 46 minThis week Christian gives Fern and Krystle a break and brings in 3 Allstars close to him. Find out who they on this weeks episode.
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- I Don't LieSep 24, 2020 · 49 minFerns back and ready to chat about his Dodgers, Lakers, and they review Cobra Kai. Also a chat with Krystle and they discuss Octopuses on Netflix. Than Christian tells a story about breaking his arm hitting a parked car while riding his bike.
- Im Not Ready To Wear Pants AgainSep 18, 2020 · 36 minThis week Christian sits down with Krystle. The two talk New Mcdonalds products, eating out, and returning shit at restaurants. Also Car Vents.
- El PanSep 10, 2020 · 1 hr 6 minThis week we got special guest Jesus Sepulveda and things get steamy real quick. Also a long talk with Krystle about whats going to happen for the rest of 2020. Will things get better.
- Who Really Got Them Hands?Sep 2, 2020 · 53 minChris and krystle talk about an old Havasu trip gone wrong and finding the perfect family. Than a talk with Fern and Spacial guest Jesus drop by.
- The Talk of The townAug 25, 2020 · 48 minChristian goes on vacation and life is good... for the most part. Christian gets called a slave on this weeks Car Vents. Also a great chat with Fern and Krystle as always. One loves to pack and the other frequents Fichera bars. Find outs whose who on this weeks episode.
- F-MinusAug 14, 2020 · 51 minThis week Christian and Krystle talk Pen15 on Hulu and reminisce about the middle school days. Also thoughts on WAP. Ferns also back and the guys talk about what they've been listening to lately.
- Floppy D**ksAug 7, 2020 · 44 minEarfquake talk with Krystle. Also Fern watches adult content and brief nudity from HBO with the fam and has Christian to thank. And as always car vents where Christian talks about being mistaken for ICE.
- Kanye-ingJul 30, 2020 · 41 minChristian sits down with Krystle to talk IG challenges, also an in depth Kanye talk with Fern.
- Cuter Than I LookJul 22, 2020 · 43 minThis week Christian Sits down with Krystle and Fern to discuss Kanye, Will and Jada. Also raising teenagers and growing up pre internet. Finally a very shitty sounding Car Vents. I am aware of the sound quality and am working on getting a better mic.
- We're The Sorry PeopleJul 14, 2020 · 41 minChristian sits down with Krystle and talks pranks along with Christians big mistakes. Also a great convo with Fern about living with the American Wannabes Jerry and Jesus. Also some more Car Vents.
- Episode 1Jul 7, 2020 · 37 minWelcome to Episode 1. Listen as Christian vents on his way home from work. Than a funny conversation with his wife krystle at home. Finally he sits down with Fern from the American Wannabes to settle their growing feud, but not before getting interrupted by the one and only....
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