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Criminal Gines
Criminal Gines follows the original Criminal Minds television show, focusing on the true crime cases that each episode draws from. Each episode is a new case-of-the-week that is discussed with comedic guests, hosted by long-time friends Stacy Johnson and Veronica Shea.
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Episodes
- Episode 35: Samuel LittleFeb 26, 2024 · 1 hr 6 minThe Girls are joined by Emma Oliver in discussing Samuel Little, America’s most prolific serial killer. They talk about smashable Texas Rangers, Veronica’s love of men with talent, and why it’s important to use profiles correctly. Kristen is back with another Peer Review that asks ‘can psychopaths feel love?,’ as well as the most important question: How many wind chimes is too many?
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 2, episode 13: No Way Out.
- Episode 34: Wayne Williams & The Atlanta Child MurdersFeb 19, 2024 · 39 minThe Girls are not joined by Jay Washington and are left to discuss Wayne Williams and the Atlanta Child Murders alone. There are a lot of twists and turns and coverups and backroom dealings with this reopened and ongoing investigation. The South after the Civil Rights Movement, the Klan, and 28 murdered and missing young people. This is one of the beginning cases for profiling and proves how important it is not to use a profile incorrectly. Discover why on this week’s episode!
This episode can be tied to Criminal minds season 2, episode 12: Profiler, Profiled.
- Episode 33: Danilo RestivoFeb 12, 2024 · 49 minThe Girls are joined by Megan Oesterreich in discussing Danilo Restivo, Italian murderer and hair fanatic. They also pose questions like: ‘are there any good Ronald’s?’, ‘what music do you want to be murdered to?’, and ‘should this be an Anton Yelchin or Crispin Glover appreciation podcast?’ Find out about Stacy’s birthday twin and some new CG merch ideas on this week’s all new episode!
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 2, episode 11: Sex, Birth, Death.
- Episode 32: Shoko AsaharaFeb 5, 2024 · 44 minThe Girls are joined by Rocky Roberts in discussing Shoko Asahara and the doomsday cult of Aum Shinrikyo. They talk about Rocky’s disdain for Criminal Minds while the puppies of the show, Bartok and Rogue, make their presences known. Are churches cults, would you join Veronica’s cult, and what happens when yoga turns deadly? Find out on this week’s episode!
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 2, episode 10: Lessons Learned.
- Episode 31: The Baton Rouge Serial KillersJan 29, 2024 · 48 minThe Girls are joined by Kim Lupe in discussing the Baton Rouge Serial Killers, Derrick Todd Lee and Sean Vincent Gillis. Amanda and Kristen are back with Our Buddy Bundy and Peer Review segments, respectfully; and there is a lot of talk about necrophilia — how fun! They talk all things Shemar Moore, Emily Prentiss (finally!), and how to kidnap Kim.
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 2, episode 9: The Last Word.
- Episode 30: The UnabomberDec 26, 2023 · 1 hr 16 minThe Girls are joined by Aviv Rubinstien in discussing The Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski. It’s a deep episode where they talk about MK-Ultra, linguistic forensics, political ideologies, horseshoe theory, and how America creates its own monsters. But don’t worry, Shemar Moore is still objectified! What does Osama bin Laden, Ramzi Yousef, Tim McVeigh, and the movie Speed have to do with Ted Kaczynski? And where does the Inbetweeners and the Sausage King of Chicago fit into the story? Find out on this week’s episode!
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 2, episode 8: Empty Planet.
- Episode 29: Ariel CastroDec 18, 2023 · 1 hr 1 minThe Girls are joined by Anastasia Washington in discussing the Ariel Castro kidnappings of Amanda Berry, Michelle Knight and Gina DeJesus. It’s Stacy’s turn to struggle with pronunciations and an itch she just has to scratch. It’s not a great time for fast food franchises, and they answer the burning questions like: did the 80s have color photography. They’re still looking for that corporate sponsor on this week’s episode!
This week’s episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 2, episode 7: North Mammon.
- Episode 28: Mary BellDec 11, 2023 · 1 hr 1 minThe Girls are joined by Joseph Schles to talk about Mary Bell, and little kid killers. They discuss Elle’s last episode (thank god!) and have the easiest Gimme Moore so far! Stacy learns some British slang while we discover iPhone updates in real time. Is Boston Market still around? And what does Bear World Magazine have to do with this? Find out in this week’s all new episode!
This week’s episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 2, episode 6: The Boogeyman.
- Episode 27: Joseph James DeAngeloDec 4, 2023 · 1 hr 3 minThe Girls are joined by Alyssa Poteet to discuss the East Area Rapist, Joseph James DeAngelo. They discuss just how terrible Elle and her straight vermouth drinks are. Kristen is back with a Peer Review all about reporting sexual assaults — do we need to look into bush cams or chastity belts? Alyssa delivers the biggest roast yet in Gimme Moore, and a surprising amount of skin is shown for a podcast.
This week’s episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 2, episode 5: Aftermath
- Episode 26: The North Hollywood ShootoutNov 28, 2023 · 1 hr 4 minThe Girls are joined by Josh Mann to discuss Larry Phillips and Emil Matasareanu, perpetrators of the North Hollywood Shootout. The episode brings up discussions of Leonard Manzella and his San Luis Obispo psychodrama project, as well as our pasts with shoplifting. We talk all things Tommy guns and gun reform, and Josh tells us how to write a book. What’s the true American Dream and could Stacy achieve it given half a chance? Find out on Criminal Gines!
This week’s episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 2, episode 4: Psychodrama.
- Episode 25: The Tool Box KillersNov 20, 2023 · 1 hr 14 minThe Girls are joined by Kristen Green to discuss Roy Norris and Lawrence Bittaker, The Tool Box Killers. They discuss whether you can or should have empathy for someone who does evil deeds. They have potentially the most thirsty Gimme Moore yet. And perceive similarities to a real-world friend when discussion schizoid personalities. Are serial killers just normal people? Find out on this episode of Criminal Gines!
This week’s episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 2, episode 3: The Perfect Storm.
- Episode 24: The Kidnapping of Katie BeersNov 13, 2023 · 1 hr 11 minThe Girls are joined by Tommy Spears to discuss the kidnapping of Katie Beers, the girl who lived in a wall. They tie Criminal Minds to Spy Kids while objectifying Shemar Moore. They all (somehow) have gnomes and plan future Jimmy Buffet-inspired trips together. The three will also talk about dungeon parties, Lysol wipes, and how to properly pronounce ‘Long Island.’ Check out all of this and so much more on this week’s all new episode!
This week’s episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 2, episode 2: P911.
- Episode 23: Samuel Legg IIINov 6, 2023 · 58 minThe Girls are joined by Amanda McHenry to discuss Samuel Legg III, also known as Dr. No and the I-70 Killer. In the mean time Veronica has a new love on the LA Kings, Stacy has a secret love of gas stations, and everyone’s dads love random movies. The first Gimme Moore of the season is off to a contentious start and don’t even get us started on OnlyFans! Hear all of this and more on this week’s all new episode!
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 2, episode 1: The Fisher King, part 2.
- Episode 22: Gilles de RaisOct 16, 2023 · 51 minThe Girls are joined by Casey Adler to discuss the inspo behind the Bluebeard fairytale, Gilles de Rais. Other historical baddies like Elizabeth Bathory, Vlad the Impaler, and Jack the Ripper get some honorable mentions; as do the tattoos on Shemar Moore’s and Ben Affleck’s backs. How do Joan of Arc and Sinead O’Connor relate to Gilles? How does Stacy always tie our killer back to Pablo Escobar? And would you rather get tortured or go to prison? Find all of this out and more in this week’s episode!
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 22: The Fisher King, part 1.
- Episode 21: Aldrich AmesOct 9, 2023 · 51 minThe Girls are joined by Megan Oesterreich to discuss the Cold War-era CIA mole, Aldrich Ames. There are Homeland and ER tie-ins. They rate Shemar Moore and his perfect teeth, and have (more) strong feelings about Elle. How do you fall into a career at the CIA? Who would make the best spy and who can’t keep a secret? And what’s the worst thing about Veronica? Find out in this week’s episode!
This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 21: Secrets and Lies.
- Episode 20: Christopher WilderOct 2, 2023 · 50 minThe Girls are joined by Kim Lupe to discuss The Beauty Queen Killer, Christopher Wilder. As always, they rate Shemar Moore, and Amanda McHenry is back with an Our Buddy Bundy! Veronica has some trouble with life in general, Kim has trouble with connectivity, and Florida has trouble in general. Find out how Veronica and Kim fell in love and what Buffy has to do with Criminal Minds on this week’s episode.
This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 20: Charm and Harm.
- Episode 19: José Antonio Rodríguez VegaSep 25, 2023 · 1 hr 3 minThe Girls are joined by Bileko Wissa to discuss José Antonio Rodríguez Vega, and the culture biases and differences when it comes to killers. They rate Shemar Moore and what too much tech can say about a man. They talk about the differences between psychopaths and sociopaths, maximum sentences, and the effects of free healthcare on gangs members.
This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 19: Machismo.
- Episode 18: Robert John BardoSep 18, 2023 · 59 minThe Girls are joined by Emma Oliver to discuss Robert John Bardo, 80s sitcoms, and karma shankings. They talk about stalking and para social relationships, and how Emma is starting to fall for Shemar Moore. What does TJ Miller have to do with this case, and how far is Arizona from Maine? Find out on this week’s episode of Criminal Gines!
This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 18: Somebody’s Watching.
- Episode 17: Pedro Rodrigues FilhoSep 11, 2023 · 55 minThe Girls are joined by Dan Donohue to discuss the Brazilian Dexter, Pedro Rodrigues Filho. They talk about serial killer heights and builds, and short king attitudes. They divulge Veronica’s ultimate dream man and pose the hard questions like, can men like Shemar Moore be too perfect? They touch on the WWE, their love for The Big Show, and when Stacy takes the lead, the discussion turns to prison survival tips and avoiding Buffalo, NY. Is the next realm for influencers incarceration? Find out on this episode of Criminal Gines.
This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 17: A Real Rain.
- Episode 16: The Family, Helter Skelter, and Deprogramming CultsSep 4, 2023 · 1 hr 3 minThe Girls are joined by Jazzy Byner to discuss the Manson Family, Helter Skelter, and deprogramming. On the way, they also discuss Nxivm, Children of God, FLDS and who would be more likely to join a cult or start a cult. They also discuss the way Indigenous peoples are portrayed in the media before rating Shemar Moore. And did you hear? One of the Manson Girls was recently released! So, where are the Manson Girls now?
This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 16: The Tribe.
- Episode 15: The BTK KillerAug 28, 2023 · 53 minThe Girls are joined by Joseph Schles to discuss Dennis Rader, the BTK Killer. They talk about Ted Bundy in Our Buddy Bundy and question exactly what they wouldn’t do for Shemar Moore. Brought back to the floppy disc-era, we learn the importance of not being so repressed and letting your freak flag fly! Does someone on the pod actually talk to serial killers? And could the 90s boy band B2K have something to do with BTK?
This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 15: Unfinished Business.
- Episode 14: Fred and Rosemary WestAug 21, 2023 · 1 hr 2 minThe Girls are joined by Samantha Hale to discuss Fred and Rosemary West. They disagree about Shemar Moore, and discuss the first Our Buddy Bundy Segment — does someone on the pod have an actual Bundy story?? While Sam is displeased with her chosen episode, Veronica tries to pronounce French terms and English countryside villages…languages have never been her forte. They also give advice on asking for sugar and reporting your neighbors.
This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 14: Riding the Lightning.
- Episode 13: The Tylenol Killer and Captain KilldozerAug 14, 2023 · 59 minThe Girls are joined by Aviv Rubinstien to discuss the Tylenol Killer and Captain Killdozer. They learn about mass hysteria and penis panic. They are introduced to a new game called Snack or Wack by the Special Viewing Unit Podcast and we meet the voice behind the Gimme Moore intro. Find out what states are the craziest and where Florida ranks, as they ask the important questions like: would we still love Stacy if she were a worm.
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 13: Poison.
- Episode 12: The Kidnapping of Jaycee DugardAug 7, 2023 · 1 hr 2 minThe Girls are joined by Alyssa Poteet to discuss the kidnapping of Jaycee Dugard. They learn the dangers of Stranger Danger, in the Peer Review segment, before objectifying Shemar Moore. They discuss MySpace, AIM, ChatRoulette, and the time before cell phones. Plus they ask the tough questions: Is prison the best place to meet men? How much do you think you could survive? And how many Emmys does Criminal Minds actually have?
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 12: What Fresh Hell
- Episode 11: Albert FishJul 31, 2023 · 52 minThe Girls are joined by Anastasia Washington to discuss the Werewolf of Wisteria, Albert Fish. They continue to objectify Shemar Moore in Gimme Moore, while also talking about creepy singing kids and Ben and Jerry’s. They discuss genders and sexualities in true crimes and the truth behind true crime people. Also… Was someone actually kidnapped??
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 11: Blood Hungry.
- Episode 10: Ricky Kasso, The West Memphis Three, and the Satanic PanicJul 24, 2023 · 1 hr 4 minThe Girls are joined by Rocky Roberts to discuss Ricky Kasso, the Satanic Panic, and the West Memphis Three. Hear them talk about plans to start a metal band, hanging out in graveyards, and new theories around favorite murders. They also touch on sneezing with your eyes open, Teenage Dirtbag origins, DND, Stranger Things, and growing up in rural Texas.
This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 10: The Popular Kids.
- Episode 9: Ralph TortoriciJul 17, 2023 · 51 minThe Girls are joined by Steve Furey to discuss Ralph Tortorici, the paranoid schizophrenic who took an Albany classroom hostage, and the intricacies of an insanity defense. They discuss opioid use and stalk Shemar Moore before being joined by behaviorist Kristen Green for her Peer Review segment, where she tries to explain M-theory to simpletons. They also discuss whether or not the Matrix is real, sympathy sex vs sympathy burgers, and how long each would survive in jail.
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 9: Derailed.
- Episode 8: Richard KuklinskiJul 10, 2023 · 58 minThe Girls are joined by Alex Clark to discuss Richard Kuklinski, aka The Iceman, a legendary mob hitman. Is he as prolific as the stories claim? Can Shemar Moore reach hotter heights? Join them as they discuss the New York Mob, the RICO Act, Jimmy Hoffa and the Unions. They’ll also discuss Tiger King, de-aging, and space travel retirement plans.
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 8: Natural Born Killer.
- Episode 7: Anatoly OnoprienkoJul 3, 2023 · 54 minThe Girls are joined by Parnell Piano to discuss Anatoly Onoprienko and the different types of family annihilators. They continue to rate Shemar Moore but, for the first time ever, add Matthew Gray Gubler to the mix for the first ever Gimme Gubes. They talk about Tim DeKay, Veronica’s ideal age range for men, Stacy’s tiny hands and her iron deficiency. With the tiny pitter patter of elderly German Shepherd feet in the background, the Girls give advice for how not to get arrested for a crime.
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 7: The Fox.
- Episode 6: The DC SnipersJun 26, 2023 · 1 hr 2 minThe Girls are joined by Emma Oliver to discuss The DC Snipers, John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo. As always, they rate Shemar Moore, discuss death sentences for teens, and the morality of the true crime genre. Also mentioned, Cocaine Bear, Joel Schumacher’s Phone Both, No Man of God, and unreliable narrators.
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 6: LDSK.
- Episode 5: Larry Gene BellJun 19, 2023 · 58 minThe Girls are joined by Jay Washington to discuss Larry Gene Bell and the disappearance of Shari Faye Smith. They also discuss the disappearances of the Millbrook Twins and the Bradley Sisters. Kristen is back with her segment, Peer Review, this time discussing twins and eugenics. They rate Shemar Moore, and discuss Grimace from the McDonald’s Gang and Tyler Perry hairstyles. Also, does Stacy have hobbit feet?
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 5: Broken Mirror.
- Episode 4: William HeirensJun 12, 2023 · 38 minThe Girls are joined by Heather Pasternak to discuss William Heirens (aka The Lipstick Killer). They discuss coerced confessions, what they’d be arrested for, and how fast they can eat a hot dog. As always, they rate Shemar Moore, and they briefly discuss preferential killers, tabloids, the musical Chicago, and the beginnings of DNA forensics.
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 4: Plain Sight.
- Episode 3: Mark HofmannJun 5, 2023 · 1 hr 1 minThe Girls are joined by Jim McDevitt to discuss Mormon forger and bomber Mark Hofmann. They discuss why Veronica is going to get killed, rate Shemar Moore, and discover how Jim is connected to the Gardener Museum art heist. They also discuss the man the myth the legend, Nic Cage.
This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 3: Won't Get Fooled Again.
- Episode 2: Paul KellerJun 2, 2023 · 51 minThe Girls are joined by board-certified behaviorist, Kristen Green, for their first Peer Review segment to find out why people (specifically Stacy) stutter. They discuss arsonist Paul Keller, Bobby Cannavale’s sexual magnetism, why bananas are trash, and what constitutes an interesting killer.
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 2: Compulsion.
- Episode 1: Bloomfield and ShrinerJun 2, 2023 · 50 minThe Girls are joined by Amanda McHenry for their first Our Buddy Bundy segment. They discuss Michael Shriner and Clifton Bloomfield, rate Shemar Moore, and talk about important things like the Real Housewives, safe words, and privatized prison systems.
This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 1: Extreme Aggressor.
- Criminal Gines Season 1 TrailerMay 22, 2023Welcome to Criminal Gines -- a comedic true crime podcast where Stacy and Veronica follow along to Criminal Minds but discuss the true crime cases that can be linked to the episodes! With their guests and pensions to get derailed, this is sure to be a fun ride with a couple friends who bonded over serial killers and prison shows. Launching June 2nd, we hope you join us on our journey to watch all 15 seasons and find new cases for each episode!
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