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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Tahir Moore

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357: AI, New Zealand Conspiracies & Space Nightmares | Dam Internet, You Scary!Jun 11, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minSponsors: IndaCloud: If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpod Mint Mobile To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://mintmobile.com/DIYS Hims Ready to reach your goals? Visit https://hims.com/DIYS to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! AI can apparently steal your fingerprints from selfies, a New Zealand woman gets detained because officials didn't believe her country existed, and an astronaut gets stranded in space after the Soviet Union collapses. This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the strangest stories on the internet while debating Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan, Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show, AI scams, party stories, and much more. Topics This Week • AI stealing fingerprints from selfies • ChatGPT helping people fight rent increases • New Zealand woman detained in Kazakhstan • Soviet astronaut stranded in space • Jordan Peele movie breakdown • Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show • Neuralink discussion • Cockroach causes apartment explosion Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Chapter Titles & Timestamps 00:00 Intro Chat: The Vibe App Idea 09:58 New Studio & DreamCon Updates 15:17 Patreon, Streaming & Content Creation 20:18 YouTube Creators Taking Over Hollywood 25:20 Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan 34:32 Ad Read: IndaCloud 38:10 Horror Movies, Get Out, Nope & Signs 54:54 Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show Debate 1:05:43 Ad Read: Mint Mobile 1:08:12 Movie Production Costs & Hollywood Stories 1:14:03 Staying Out Until 5 AM 1:18:47 Ecstasy, Molly & Party Stories 1:28:40 Ad Read: Hims 1:31:03 AI Can Steal Fingerprints From Selfies 1:36:07 Neuralink Discussion 1:38:22 Woman Detained Because New Zealand "Didn't Exist" 1:49:11 The Astronaut Trapped in Space After the Soviet Union Collapsed 1:57:35 Man Blows Up Apartment Trying to Kill a Cockroach 2:02:06 Outro
356: Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast)Jun 5, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minSponsors: Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Blue Chew Discover your options at https://www.BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! The crew is back in the studio with comedians Amber Wallin and Jazmyn W. from the Quit Playin' Podcast. This episode goes everywhere. An 81-year-old Minecraft streamer raising money for her grandson's cancer treatment gets SWATTED. The crew reacts to the disturbing original ending of Pinocchio. They discuss Antarctica conspiracies, bizarre weather theories, a U-Haul driver dragging a tree through traffic, and China's unexpected solution to a lingerie modeling ban. Plus plenty of relationship stories, dating confessions, marriage talk, and classic DIYS chaos. Follow Amber & Jazmyn @ItsAmberWallin @jazmynw https://www.instagram.com/burr_iam/ https://www.instagram.com/jazmynjw/ 🎙️ Quit Playin' Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/quitplayinpod/ @PurseFirstStudios 👍 Like 💬 Comment 📺 Subscribe Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Chapter Titles & Timestamps 0:00 Intro & New Studio Energy 3:53 Meet Amber & Jasmine from Quit Playing Podcast 5:30 Taxes, LLCs & Adulting Problems 11:00 Close Friends Secrets & Dating Stories 17:20 Marriage, Roleplay & Keeping Relationships Fun 29:00 The Original Dark Pinocchio Story 33:30 81-Year-Old Minecraft Grandma Gets SWATTED 37:30 Weather Conspiracies & Antarctica Theories 47:20 U-Haul Driver Drags Tree Through Neighborhood 51:30 China Bans Women Modeling Lingerie 59:10 Wild Relationship Stories 1:01:15 Amber & Jasmine Plug Their Podcast 1:02:00 Outro
355: Why Older Men in the Club Look CRAZY Now | Dam Internet You Scary!May 28, 2026 · 59 minThis episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Try BlueChew and discover your options at https://www.Bluechew.com Use promo code: DIYS When you buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold, you get the 3rd month FREE. This episode goes from Ray J getting knocked out to terrifying UFO footage over an erupting volcano, the “Birds Aren’t Real” conspiracy, simulation theory, hip hop culture, social media algorithms, China’s futuristic technology, and why older men still trying to impress people in the club might need to let it go. Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the wildest stories online while also getting surprisingly deep about ego, status, community, and how social media is changing everybody. 👇 DROP YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE COMMENTS 👇 Do you think the UFO footage was real? Are birds actually surveillance drones? Would you ever buy a bunker? #DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ConspiracyTheories #UFO #RayJ #BirdsArentReal Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Missing Hand Traffic Stop Story 01:38 Ray J Knockout & Streamer Culture 07:08 Getting Older, Clubs & Midlife Ego 12:39 Flexing Wealth for Attention 13:29 Hip Hop, Status & Community Conversation 18:13 BlueChew Ad Read 20:28 Volcano UFO Orb Footage Discussion 25:24 Simulation Theory & Reality Rendering 28:23 “Birds Aren’t Real” Conspiracy Explained 31:22 Atlanta Trees & Government Conspiracies 32:55 Hip Hop’s Global Influence 35:18 Tekashi 6ix9ine & Hip Hop Hypocrisy 40:58 Muhammad Ali, Ego & Real Strength 45:22 Recession Patterns & Bunker Talk 47:03 UFC at the White House & China’s Technology 49:16 Why Asia Feels More Advanced 52:28 The Oldest Company in Human History 55:15 Social Media Algorithms Listening to Us? 57:28 Reading, Audiobooks & Atomic Habits 59:04 Outro
354: Pat and Tahir Confess Their Wildest Scams, Heists & Robbery Stories | Dam Internet You ScaryMay 21, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minSponsored By 🔥 BlueChew Try BlueChew Gold and discover your options today. https://www.bluechew.com Use promo code DIYS 🥗 Factor Meals Get 50% OFF + free daily greens with code DIYS50OFF Visit: https://factormeals.com/DIYS50OFF Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! The conversation went COMPLETELY off the rails this episode 😭 Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud talk about the biggest scams and heists they’ve ever been involved in, getting robbed, fake drug dealing stories, crazy car setups, streaming culture, clout chasing, social media validation, and why the internet feels more dangerous than ever. From robbing retail stores to getting your apartment broken into THROUGH THE AC UNIT… this episode has everything. PLUS: • Wild high school stories • Streamer culture getting out of control • The dark side of clout chasing • Why social media changed fame forever • Netflix Is A Joke reflections • Real conversations about authenticity and success #DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Biggest Scam Stories 00:01 Mental Exhaustion & Sleeping 12 Hours 00:05 Roller Coasters & Six Flags Plans 00:08 Tahir’s Holiday Inn Breakfast Scam 00:09 Patrick’s Full-Blown High School Heist 00:11 Tahir’s Fast Food Money Scheme 00:14 Apartment Break-In Through The AC Unit 00:18 Getting Car Systems & TVs Stolen 00:21 BlueChew Gold Ad 00:22 Fake Dictionary Drug Dealer Story 00:27 Train Track Ticket Story 00:29 Feeling Violated After A Break-In 00:31 Ring Cameras, Surveillance & Politics 00:35 Viral Racist Streamer Discussion 00:39 Hiking With Friends & Fitness Talk 00:41 Cocaine At Parties & Public Drug Culture 00:43 Streamers, Clout & Humiliation Culture 00:47 Factor Meals Ad 00:49 Fame, Social Media & Public Downfalls 00:54 Clout Culture & Validation Online 00:56 Netflix Is A Joke Festival Reflections 01:00 Staying Authentic As A Creator 01:02 Family Expectations vs Following Your Passion 01:04 Live Shows, New Studio & Patreon Updates #DIYSPodcast #DamnInternetYouScary #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ComedyPodcast #Storytime #HeistStory #StreamerCulture #CloutCulture #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #BlackPodcast #NetflixIsAJoke #YouTubePodcast
353: Na’im Lynn on the Kevin Hart Roast, Dark Comedy & Skydiving Gone Wrong on Dam Internet, You Scary!May 14, 2026 · 1 hr 15 minSPONSORS: Mint Mobile Get your new wireless plan for just $15/month: https://mintmobile.com/diys Hims Start your personalized weight loss plan today: https://hims.com/DIYS In The Cloud If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod Ultra Pouches Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code DIYS at https://takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Na’im Lynn joins the pod to break down the backlash surrounding the Kevin Hart Roast on Netflix, dark comedy culture, bombing on stage, skydiving horror stories, FAA recruiting gamers, amusement park accidents, and more. Na’im also talks about roast writing, Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, social media outrage, comedy today, and his upcoming tour dates. Follow Na’im Lynn: https://www.instagram.com/naimthestar/ https://www.youtube.com/@itsnaimlynn Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Na’im Roasts Tahir’s Outfit 02:32 Welcome Na’im Lynn 03:50 Kevin Hart Roast Reactions 06:04 Why People Were Mad About the Roast 08:01 Na’im Calls Out Weak Roast Performances 10:08 Tony Hinchcliffe Roast Joke Discussion 11:42 Best Joke of the Night 13:25 Mint Mobile Ad 16:11 Skydiver Crashes Into Moving Truck 18:21 Na’im’s Skydiving Experience 21:58 Friend Survives Failed Parachute Jump 23:35 Tahir’s Failed Skydiving Attempt 26:20 Na’im Talks About South Africa 30:42 Hims Ad 33:25 FAA Recruiting Gamers as Air Traffic Controllers 41:03 Amusement Park Slingshot Ride Accident 44:02 Changing Tires in 2026 Debate 47:22 Tahirs’s Former Job Teaching at Juvenile Hall 49:58 IndaCloud Ad 52:31 Na’im Lynn Tour Dates & Career Goals 55:14 Na’im Reacts to His Roast Performance 56:32 Dark Comedy & Roast Culture 59:03 Na’im’s Dead Baby Joke Bomb Story 01:01:13 Na’im’s Pre-Show Rituals 01:03:54 Ultra Pouches Ad 01:06:08 Comedy Industry Talk 01:09:48 Threads vs Twitter 01:13:57 Porn Twitter Discussion 01:15:05 Final Thoughts & Outro #Comedy #NaimLynn #KevinHartRoast #DamInternetYouScary
352: Craig Wayans on Scary Movie 6, Cockroach Milk & Internet Chaos on DIYSMay 7, 2026 · 1 hr 20 minSponsors Better Help Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Blue Chew Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS https://www.bluechew.com GLD New customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com #ad #sponsored Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Craig Wayans joins the podcast and things immediately spiral into chaos 😂 We talk burner accounts, weird foods, cockroach milk, lab-grown meat, airline disasters, conspiracy theories, crazy intrusive thoughts, and some of the funniest stories we’ve had on the show in a long time. PLUS: Craig talks Scary Movie returning, comedy legends, and the wildest things people have admitted to doing. #DamInternetYouScary #CraigWayans #ComedyPodcast Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Burner Account Talk 02:46 Instagram Explore Pages Exposed 😂 04:08 Craig Wayans Joins The Show 06:00 Scary Movie Returns 08:05 Kevin Hart’s Funny AF & Ron Taylor Winning 11:16 Comedy Stories & ComicView Talk 17:00 Sponsor - GLD 18:06 If You Could Solve One Mystery… 24:24 Petty Superpowers Debate 😂 27:39 Charles Darwin Ate Weird Animals?! 30:05 Weird Foods We’ve Tried 34:06 Sponsor - Cash App 36:10 Lab-Grown Meat Debate 40:15 Cockroach Milk Is REAL 😭 48:14 Sponsor - BlueChew 49:16 Beekeeper Attacks Police With Bees 🐝 52:48 Hugh Jackman Thought Wolverines Were Wolves 😂 55:01 Wedding DJ Allegedly Killed Chickens 56:18 Virus Outbreak On Cruise Ships 01:00:26 Passenger Opens Plane Exit Door 01:02:02 Sponsor - BetterHelp 01:03:20 Intrusive Thoughts & Peeing In Sinks 😭 01:07:14 Craig’s INSANE Towel Story 😂 01:10:26 Plane Hits Bakery Truck 01:12:22 Spirit Airlines Shutting Down? 01:18:22 Final Thoughts & Outros
351: $34K LEGO SCAM?! on DIYSApr 23, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minFÜM Head to https://www.tryfum.com/DIYS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! hims Try Hims for weight loss support: https://hims.com/DIYS Blue Chew Try BlueChew and get your third month FREE with code DIYS: https://bluechew.com Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Topics include: A tiger escaping into a live circus crowd in Russia A nationwide LEGO scam using pasta to fake returns A man faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills A bizarre insurance scam involving a “bear attack” on a luxury car A kidnapping expert who was kidnapped after giving a lecture AI scams tricking people online New laws about boiling lobsters alive 00:00 Intro + BuzzFeed & Roast Talk 06:00 Icebreakers & Wild Hypotheticals 12:50 Toothbrush vs Underwear Debate 15:40 Poland “American Roleplay” Event 21:20 Viral “Black People Are Bigger” Discussion 23:10 Sponsor – Hims (Weight Loss) 26:20 Tiger Escapes Into Circus Crowd (Russia) 30:00 Bear Tranquilizer Rescue Video 32:50 Movie Industry, Remakes & Casting Debate 37:00 Sponsor – FÜM 39:40 $34K LEGO Pasta Scam Breakdown 44:50 Man Fakes Heart Attacks to Avoid Paying Bills 48:10 Sponsor – BlueChew 50:15 Kidnapping Expert Kidnapped (Felix Batista Case) 54:30 Real Missing Person Case Discussion 57:20 AI Scams & Internet Dangers 59:30 Fake Bear Attack Insurance Scam 01:02:00 Lobsters & Animal Sentience Debate 01:08:30 Firefighters Rescue Pigs… Then Eat Them?! 01:12:30 Fish Video & Final Thoughts 01:13:20 Outro + Announcements
350: Uber Eats Hack + Nurse Assault + 50,000-Year Meat?! on DIYSApr 16, 2026 · 1 hr 15 min🎧 Sponsors BetterHelp This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off: https://betterhelp.com/diys Factor Meals https://factormeals.com/diys50off Use code diys50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box (new subscriptions only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026). See website for details. Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms: https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Full disclosures: http://cash.app/legal/podcast Mint Mobile https://mintmobile.com/diys Upfront payment of $45 for 3-month 5GB plan required (equivalent to $15/mo). New customer offer for first 3 months only, then full-price plan options available. Taxes & fees extra. See Mint Mobile for details. We start with a painful dental situation and a comedy set gone wrong… then somehow end up discussing a woman who increased her delivery tips using feet pics 😳 In between that, things get wild: A nurse commits one of the craziest assaults we’ve ever heard A hidden shotgun bed that makes zero sense A real college offering a BBQ degree And scientists eating 50,000-year-old meat 🤢 Just a fun conversation with a lot of laughs. 00:00 – Tooth Pain, 7-Eleven Mistake & Comedy Bomb Story 02:49 – Bombing at the Comedy Store Breakdown 05:20 – Dental Emergency & Cost of Treatment 09:45 – Podcast Intro + Cost of Living Discussion 13:39 – Financial Stress & Industry Reality 14:05 – BetterHelp Ad (Mental Health & Stress) 16:21 – Life Feels Weird Right Now (Discussion) 17:04 – Cruise Ship Comedy & Opportunities 21:13 – Icebreaker: Kid Throws Up in Store 23:02 – Being Recognized (But Not Really 😂) 27:00 – Would You Embarrass Yourself for $500? 27:42 – $1M Button That Kills Someone Debate 31:30 – Factor Meals Ad (Food & Convenience) 34:38 – Nurse Smears Dirty Diaper on Coworker 😳 37:20 – Healthcare Worker Burnout Discussion 42:48 – Hidden Shotgun Bed (Bad Idea 😂) 46:57 – Cash App Ad (Paying Friends Easily) 50:07 – BBQ College Degree in China?! 57:28 – Mint Mobile Ad (Cheap Phone Plans) 01:00:40 – Eating 50,000-Year-Old Meat Story 🤢 01:09:28 – Feet Pics Increase Delivery Tips?! 01:12:27 – Foot Fetish Discussion Gets Personal 😭 01:14:03 – Outro + Upcoming Shows
349: Would You Hire Strippers for a Funeral?! on DIYS w/ @YouKnowMaaacus Apr 9, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minBetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/diys IndaCloud If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod BlueChew Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. https://www.bluechew.com Ultra Pouches Don’t sleep on @UltraPouches New customers get 15% Off with code [DIYS] at https://www.takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad @YouKnowMaaacus joins Dam Internet, You Scary! for a fun conversation covering everything from family and culture to wild internet stories and real-life topics. This episode includes: the surprising truth about funeral strippers petty things people secretly judge others for controversial food conversations (gator, frog legs, more) a chess player who spent 67 minutes on one move and still lost the most dangerous jobs in the world social media negativity and online behavior gambling risks and real-life consequences traveling and how it changes your mindset Marcus also talks about his comedy special “Country Boy in the City” and growing up with strong family values. Watch the special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOj1dt3bkdc A fun conversation with laughs, real talk, and some unexpected topics. Subscribe for more episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary! featuring conversations, internet stories, and plenty of laughs. 00:00 Intro + Marcus Roast + Suits Conversation 00:02:26 Prom Story + Women’s Blazer Reveal 00:03:07 Living Single Dancer Discussion 00:04:00 Can Soul Train Ever Exist Again? 00:05:08 Club Culture vs Dance Floors Debate 00:06:40 Expensive Clubs + Bottle Service Reality 00:07:35 Worst Comedy Venue Stories 00:10:14 Marcus Smith Introduction 00:11:05 Comedy Special “Country Boy in the City” 00:12:05 Family, Mom, and Southern Upbringing 00:14:27 Living Near Family vs Independence 00:16:32 Icebreaker + Indacloud Ad 00:18:34 Petty Judgments People Won’t Admit 00:20:25 Wild Relationship Confessions Discussion 00:22:46 Controversial Foods (Gator, Frog Legs) 00:32:31 BlueChew Ad 00:33:45 Funeral Strippers Story 00:36:01 Business Idea Joke + Reactions 00:37:05 Chess Player Thinks 67 Minutes and Loses 00:40:15 Viral Chess Drama + Reporting Opponent 00:42:36 Gambling Stories + Rapper Risks 00:44:22 Social Media Negativity Discussion 00:46:12 Rapper Safety + Street Mentality 00:49:17 DaBaby Fan Art Situation 00:50:37 Social Media Toxicity + Division Talk 00:59:05 Ultra Pouches Ad 01:01:00 Importance of Environment + Perspective 01:02:12 Travel Changing Mindset 01:06:51 Happiness Outside America Discussion 01:07:14 Guessing Deadliest Jobs 01:09:01 Deadliest Jobs Revealed 01:11:29 Crab Fishing Dangers Explained 01:13:16 Marcus Smith Plug + Outro Comment below: Would you go to a funeral with strippers or is that too far?
348: Toxic Traits, Scams, and Mummies on DIYS w/Dion LackApr 2, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minstories, real-life scams, and hilarious conversations. This episode covers everything from toxic traits in arguments to crazy internet stories that sound fake but are real. Topics include: • a man stealing a shark using a baby stroller • ghost Uber driver scams that tricked riders • Victorian mummy unwrapping parties (yes, really) • real podcast scams targeting creators • Facebook and marketplace scam stories • near-death choking moments • weird human habits and social behavior • last words before execution and last meal debates Plus plenty of jokes, personal stories, and random conversations throughout. A fun episode with lots of laughs and some genuinely wild stories. Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly episodes featuring weird internet stories, conversations, and plenty of laughs. Drop a comment: Which story was the craziest — the shark theft, ghost Uber scam, or mummy parties? 00:00 Intro, Roasting, and Show Start 00:01:02 Guest Co-Host Dion Lac Introduction 00:02:05 Hip Hop Trivia Show and Content Rollout 00:03:07 Editing Struggles and Content Creation Reality 00:04:07 Icebreaker Segment Begins 00:04:59 Pet Peeve: Getting Out of the Car Late 00:07:18 Pretending Not to See Someone in Public 00:10:02 Is Beef Contagious Between Friends? 00:12:42 Deleting Old Tweets and Social Media Cleanup 00:15:27 Super Chat and Audience Interaction 00:16:03 Toxic Traits in Arguments 00:18:20 Apologizing Too Quickly Discussion 00:19:04 Story Options: Ghost Uber, Mummies, Shark Theft 00:20:19 Shark Stolen in Baby Stroller Story 00:24:56 Ghost Uber Driver Scam Explained 00:30:11 Podcast Scam Warning (Important) 00:32:54 Facebook Account Scam Experience 00:35:15 Piano Scam Story Breakdown 00:40:27 Victorian Mummy Unwrapping Parties 00:45:55 Burial, Cremation, and Tree Pod Discussion 00:47:54 Chopstick Stuck in Throat for 8 Years 00:50:45 Choking Stories and Near-Death Moments 00:54:46 Tonsil Stones Explained 00:57:20 Disturbing Last Words Before Execution 00:58:38 Last Meal Debate 01:00:56 Dion’s Comedy Show Promotion 01:03:06 Outro
347: Date Like A Salesman on DIYS w/@CharliewilsontvliveMar 27, 2026 · 1 hr 1 minHead to https://www.tryfum.com/DIYS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/diys Patrick Cloud sits down with comedian, host, and luxury car salesman Charlie Wilson for one of the most honest and insightful conversations on Damn Internet, You Scary! This episode covers Charlie’s wild career journey from Louisiana to Dallas to New York to Vegas to Chicago to Los Angeles, and how he built a life across car sales, stand-up comedy, hosting, producing, and live entertainment. They talk about: what it was really like selling Volkswagens, Cadillacs, Range Rovers, and Maseratis how car sales taught Charlie how to read people and close how he got into stand-up comedy his first TV pilot experience how he became the host of a Star Wars burlesque show what life on the road is really like with live entertainment residencies tea rituals, anxiety, and creating a calmer morning routine stretching, health, and protecting your body while working nights leaving comfort behind to build something bigger why fear keeps people from betting on themselves how to balance multiple careers while still chasing the long game This episode is a real conversation about hustle, reinvention, timing, and building a creative life that actually fits who you are. Subscribe to Damn Internet, You Scary! for more weekly episodes, interviews, weird internet stories, and real conversations. 00:00 LA Noise, Sleep, and Fan Talk 00:03:32 Charlie’s Backstory: Louisiana, Dallas, New York, Vegas, Chicago, LA 00:05:24 Show Intro and Introducing Charlie Wilson 00:06:06 How Charlie Got Into Selling Cars 00:08:22 From Volkswagen to Maserati 00:09:53 Cars First, Then Comedy 00:11:31 Why Selling Cars Is Like Dating 00:13:08 How Charlie Knew Entertainment Was the Goal 00:14:31 First Open Mic and Early TV Pilot Experience 00:16:11 How the Star Wars Burlesque Show Happened 00:20:33 What a Star Wars Burlesque Show Day Actually Looks Like 00:24:06 What Charlie Does as the Host of the Show 00:26:21 Behind the Scenes of the Star Wars Burlesque Cast 00:29:00 Tea Rituals, Anxiety, and Daily Calm 00:32:15 Charlie’s Favorite Teas and Why He Drinks Them 00:35:10 Nighttime Tea, Sleep, and Better Routines 00:36:17 Stretching, Content Ideas, and Building a Wellness Brand 00:37:37 Why Morning Rituals Became Non-Negotiable 00:42:28 Balancing Nightlife Work with Health and Recovery 00:45:08 Leaving Comfort to Build Something Bigger 00:46:58 Why Fear Keeps People Stuck 00:50:14 Finding Time for Comedy While Working Multiple Jobs 00:52:14 Star Wars Hosting as the Perfect Compromise 00:53:56 How Big Opportunities Can Change the Whole Grind 00:56:01 Bingo Loco and Charlie’s Other Hosting Gig 00:57:54 Creating Original Live Experiences and Bigger Career Vision 01:00:13 Seasons of Life, Career Pivots, and Timing 01:01:13 Closing Thoughts and Why This Conversation Matters 01:02:34 Charlie’s Upcoming Shows and Where to Follow Him 01:03:28 Outro 01:04:56 Ad Read Section Begins 01:05:33 Mint Mobile Ad 01:08:09 Füm Ad 01:10:10 Ad Read Debrief and ChatGPT Writing Talk Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
346: A Racehorse Became Soup on DIYS w/Brandon CormellMar 20, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minSponsors BlueChew Try BlueChew Gold and get 10% off your first month with code DIYS at https://www.BlueChew.com Factor Head to https://factormeals.com/diys50off and use code DIYS50OFF to get 50% off plus free breakfast for a year. Kikoff Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Patrick Cloud is joined by Brandon Cormell for a full episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! packed with weird news, hilarious debates, and internet stories that somehow keep getting stranger. This episode starts with a real conversation about writing, improv, and when actors should stick to the script, then quickly turns into one of those classic DIYS episodes where the topics go completely off the rails. They get into: whether you would eat the same meal every day to be perfectly healthy whether hunting is better than being hunted trading years of your life for money a racehorse that was secretly turned into soup the worst things people have found in their food the woman who caused an emergency landing by lighting matches after farting on a plane fake airplane parts being sold to major airlines a family bringing a dead relative to the bank as proof of death awkward teenage penguins a WWII pigeon carrying a coded message a beetle photo that looks like a masked human face the creepy dead bride mannequin legend folklore creatures, Gumberoo, and why Bigfoot might be old news Lots of laughs, a few dark turns, and plenty of “how is this real?” moments. Subscribe for more episodes of Damn Internet, You Scary! Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro: Writing, Improv, and Letting Actors Cook 00:00:46 Patrick Introduces the Show and Guest Host Brandon Cormell 00:01:27 What It’s Like Being a Writer 00:02:07 When Actors Go Off Script 00:03:22 Icebreakers Begin 00:03:46 Would You Eat the Same Meal Every Day to Be Healthy? 00:06:10 Would You Rather Be Hunted or Hunt to Survive? 00:07:57 Would You Trade 5 Years of Life for $10 Million? 00:09:02 Racehorse Secretly Slaughtered and Served in a Soup Kitchen 00:12:51 BlueChew Ad 00:15:21 Worst Thing You’ve Ever Found in Food 00:18:40 Woman Causes Emergency Landing After Lighting Matches for Her Farts 00:23:27 Plane Confessions and Blaming the Wrong Person 00:25:43 Fake Airplane Parts Sold to Real Airlines 00:30:10 Fear of Flying, Boeing Talk, and Pilot Sleep Stories 00:32:48 Family Brings Dead Relative to the Bank for Proof of Death 00:34:39 Factor Ad 00:36:48 Inheritance Drama and Why Death Brings Out the Worst in People 00:38:34 Teenage Penguins Look Awkward as Hell 00:40:59 The WWII Carrier Pigeon That Never Delivered Its Message 00:45:04 Creepy Beetle Photo That Looks Like a Human Face 00:47:10 Animal Cruelty, Horse Racing, and Pit Bull Stereotypes 00:48:06 Kikoff Ad 00:50:54 Dead Bride Mannequin Urban Legend 00:54:25 Day of the Dead, Coco, and When a Person Really Dies 00:57:55 Gumbo Roux Folklore and the Lumberjack Era 01:01:20 Is Bigfoot Old News? Frog Man and Modern Folklore 01:02:20 Brandon Promotes The Airport 01:03:45 Patrick’s Closing Plugs and Outro
345: Tahir Took a Greyhound and Immediately Regretted ItMar 12, 2026 · 1 hrSponsors: BetterHelp Celebrate the people in your life who support you and remember that your mental health matters. Get 10% off your first month at: https://betterhelp.com/DIYS IndaCloud: If you’re 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode starts with Tahir explaining why he ended up taking a Greyhound bus during a comedy tour and how the trip quickly became a story he will never forget. The conversation moves into several bizarre internet stories including: • Ray-Ban smart glasses and privacy concerns • A fake nurse who treated thousands of patients • A food vlogger who died after eating a poisonous crab • People paying $200,000 for cryogenic freezing after death Along the way the hosts debate survival strategies, discuss internet culture, and share some hilarious hypotheticals. Lots of laughs and a great conversation throughout. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Greyhound Story Begins 00:01 Comedy Tour Chaos Before the Bus Ride 00:04 Why Tahir Took a Greyhound Instead of Flying 00:05 The Greyhound Bus Experience 00:08 Grinding Through Comedy Struggles 00:11 BetterHelp Sponsor Message 00:14 Would You Fake Your Own Death? 00:21 Survival Island Debate 00:26 Would You Eat Raw Fish to Survive? 00:27 Naked and Afraid Seasoning Debate 00:33 Meta Ray-Ban Smart Glasses Privacy Concerns 00:37 Fake Nurse Treated 4,000 Patients 00:42 Food Vlogger Dies After Eating Poisonous Crab 00:45 In The Cloud Sponsor Message 00:46 What Is a Semicolon? Grammar Debate 00:50 The Fudge Shop Musical Performance Story 00:55 People Paying $200K for Cryogenic Freezing 00:59 Aliens Reviving Humans? 01:00 Outro
344: How Scary are Ghosts, Really? on DIYS w/Jordan ConleyMar 7, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minCash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. GLD New customers get 50% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com Blue Chew Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code DIYS. That’s promo code DIYS. Visit https://www.BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode gets wild as Patrick Cloud and guest Jordan Conley dive into the strangest stories from the internet. Topics include: • Scientists teaching human brain cells to play Doom • The possibility of a robot apocalypse • A mysterious Frog Man cryptid sighting • The chilling Villisca Ax Murder ghost story • Pokémon debates and apocalypse survival plans If you enjoy weird internet stories, conspiracies, and hilarious commentary, this episode is for you. Subscribe for new episodes of Dam Internet You Scary every week. 00:00 Intro + Jordan Conley Joins 01:11 Finding the Show on Social Media 03:27 Icebreaker: Top 3 Pokémon 08:33 Would You Fight a Wolf or Outrun Bees? 12:41 Movie Deaths and Dark Disney Moments 14:47 Sponsor: Cash App 16:21 Pokémon Evolutions + Chat Jokes 17:47 Could You Survive a Year Underground? 20:13 Costco Apocalypse Survival Strategy 24:36 Human Brain Cells Playing Doom 28:49 Robot Apocalypse Theory 32:50 Sponsor: GLD Jewelry 36:00 The Computer Loading Icon Has a Weird Name 39:30 The Skunk Creature Legend 41:43 Frog Man Sightings Explained 44:04 Sponsor: BlueChew 45:29 AI Videos and Fake Paranormal Footage 47:54 The Villisca Ax Murder Ghost 54:02 Haunted House Tours 01:03:00 Jordan Conley Plugs Comedy Show 01:06:55 Episode Outro Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
343: Are Americans Really the Worst Tourists? on DIYS with BT KingsleyFeb 26, 2026 · 1 hr 17 min🎧 Support The Show Don’t sleep on @UltraPouches New customers get 15% Off with code [DIYS] at https://www.takeultra.com #UltraPouches #adx Switch to Mint Mobile: https://www.mintmobile.com/DIYS New customers can make the switch today and for a limited time, get unlimited premium wireless for just $15 per month. KIKOFF: Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! FUM: Head to https://www.tryfum.com/DIYS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! 🎟 Tour Dates Catch Tahir live: Columbus, OH – March 6 Louisville, KY – March 7 (Birthday Show!) Chattanooga, TN – March 8 Tickets available via Tahir’s Instagram bio. Guest: @BTKingsley5225 https://www.instagram.com/btkingsley @KillinItPod Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Is Waymo about to replace Uber? Would you rather survive a plane crash or a shipwreck? And is Sony really making TVs that force you to shout brand names to skip ads?! In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by B.T. Kingsley to break down: Self-driving cars taking over cities Sony’s interactive ad patent A $160,000 diamond traded for $20 worth of weed Plastic surgery travelers detained at airports The future of rap music longevity Subscription EVERYTHING in America And some of the pettiest icebreakers ever Plus, real talk about comedy, respect for craft, and why everybody thinks they can “just try stand-up.” 00:00 – Gym Before Shows & Birthday Goals 02:50 – Lying for Chaos & Losing Celebrity Mystery 06:50 – Personal Opinions & Internet Sensitivity 09:40 – Giving Advice in Comedy & Content Creation 16:25 – Is Comedy Central Dead? Industry Evolution 17:40 – Ultra Ad Read 20:25 – Introducing B.T. Kingsley 24:10 – Icebreakers: Plane Crash vs Shipwreck 28:10 – Would You Eat Something Gross to Avoid Getting Sick? 30:45 – Waymo Paying DoorDash Drivers?! 33:00 – The Future of Driving & Flying Cars 38:20 – Mint Mobile Ad Read 41:05 – Sony TV Patent: Shout Brand Names to Skip Ads 46:30 – UPS Worker Traded $160K Diamond for $20 Weed 52:10 – Plastic Surgery Passport Problems 56:30 – How the World Views Americans 58:00 – Why Is McDonald's Always Packed? 1:03:10 – Kickoff Credit Builder Ad 1:07:10 – The State of Rap & Respecting Creative Craft 1:15:30 – Tour Dates & Closing Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
342: Olympic Athletes CHEATING With Penis Injections?! 😳Feb 19, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minFactor Meals Eat smart without the stress. Go to 👉 https://factormeals.com/diys50off Use code DIYS50OFF for 50% off + free breakfast for a year. BlueChew Elevate without hesitation. Visit 👉 https://bluechew.com Use code DIYS for 10% off BlueChew Gold. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! The Olympics are getting WILD 😳 This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, we break down: • Ski jumpers accused of using injections for aerodynamic advantage • Curling cheating caught on secret cameras • A man who broke into Little Caesars… just to make pizzas • Etsy finally banning witches and spellcasters • The Louvre getting scammed out of $11 MILLION • Singapore punishing scammers with mandatory caning • A church miracle that turned out to be sewage water 🤢 Plus chaotic hypotheticals like: Would you survive 30 days alone in the woods for $1 million? Would you let a stranger control your life for 24 hours for $100K? 🎟️ TOUR DATES Tahir Moore – Detroit & NYC Keysha E – Detroit & Atlanta Check their socials for ticket links! 00:00 Atlanta Glow Up + Booty Club Salmon Debate 00:03 Show Intro + Keesha E Joins 00:07 Keesha’s Husband Requirements 00:12 True Crime Couple Ad 00:15 $1 Million Survival Question 00:20 Would You Let a Stranger Control You for $100K? 00:24 Olympic Ski Jumper Injection Scandal 00:28 Curling Cheating Exposed 00:30 Factor Ad Read 00:41 Man Breaks Into Little Caesars to Sell Pizza 00:44 Etsy Bans Spellcasters 00:46 Weirdest Things Bought Online 00:49 BlueChew Ad Read 00:52 The Louvre $11M Tour Scam 00:57 Singapore Scammers Get Caned 01:02 Anonymous Boss Call-Out Service 01:02 “Holy Water” Turns Out to Be Sewage 01:05 Show Outros + Tour Dates Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
341: Would You Cut Off Your Finger to Survive? on DIYS w/Kali ScottFeb 12, 2026 · 1 hr 23 minGLD New customers get 50% Off with code [DIYS] https://www.gld.com BetterHelp Get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIYS Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. IndaCloud If you’re 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/[DIYS]! #indacloudpod Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by Kali Scott for one of the wildest episodes yet. https://www.instagram.com/likekaliscott 👍 Like 💬 Comment your wildest jury excuse 🔔 Subscribe for weekly episodes 🎧 Available on all podcast platforms We cover: • Finding out your friend secretly has an 18-year-old • Jury duty chaos and suing people • Would you cut off your finger to survive? • Dating a “feeder” (yes, that’s real) • 71 witnesses who ALL claimed they were in the bathroom • A man who filled golf holes with human poop for 13 years • Nike’s new sneaker tech that might end reselling • Vasectomy horror stories (yes, he was awake) This episode goes from hilarious to unhinged very quickly. 00:00 – Secret 18-Year-Old Daughter Reveal 04:15 – Suing People & Jury Duty Stories 08:40 – Crazy Horse Trial & School Field Trips 13:50 – Sacramento Love & Icebreakers Begin 15:15 – Would You Cut Off Your Finger to Survive? 21:40 – Bedroom Turn-Offs & Sex Playlist Confessions 28:55 – Tribe Called Quest Sex Story 31:30 – Dating a “Feeder” (Wild Trend Explained) 38:25 – BetterHelp Ad 42:00 – 71 Witnesses Claimed They Were in the Bathroom 46:45 – The Golf Course Poop Mystery (13 Years) 51:40 – Nike’s Secret Sneaker Authentication Tech 56:40 – Cash App Ad 59:35 – James Van Der Beek & Health Scare Talk 01:01:00 – Vasectomy Story (Graphic Details) 01:08:55 – In The Cloud Ad 01:12:10 – Vasectomy Procedure Continued 01:16:15 – Condoms vs Vasectomy Debate 01:19:35 – Guest Plugs & Netflix Is A Joke Announcement 01:23:00 – Outro Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
340: Do Bad Vibes Exist? | DIYS Breaks Down Energy, Places & People with Sydney CastilloFeb 5, 2026 · 1 hrPrizePicks Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Kikoff Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! BlueChew GO Get 10% off your first month with code DIYS at https://www.bluechew.com Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: https://www.instagram.com/sydneyisfunny Some places feel weird. Some people feel off. And sometimes… your cactus dying is a reflection of your spirit. On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by comedian Sydney Castillo to break down bad vibes, strange energy, judgmental stores, plant-filled Airbnbs, and whether you can feel when something just isn’t right. They also dive into: Killing succulents (and what that says about you) The Doomsday Clock A doctor saving a man’s hand by attaching it to his leg Self-driving cars hitting pedestrians Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 👍 Like this episode 💬 Comment: Do you believe in bad vibes? 🔔 Subscribe for new episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary! 🎧 Listen on all podcast platforms 00:00 – Cold Open/Intro 03:45 – Plants, Energy & Being a Bad Plant Parent 08:55 – The Joshua Tree Airbnb With Unreal Energy 13:35 – People With Bad Vibes 17:40 – Stores With Weird Energy (Trader Joe’s) 22:10 – Checking Receipts After Arguments 26:00 – Text vs Call vs FaceTime 30:05 – City Life vs Quiet Living 34:45 – PrizePicks Ad 38:05 – The Doomsday Clock 43:10 – Hand Saved by Being Attached to a Leg 50:30 – BlueChew GO Ad 53:40 – Waymo Self-Driving Car Hits a Child 58:55 – Sydney Castillo Show Plug 01:00:10 – Outro
339: Survival Instincts vs Common Sense on DIYSJan 30, 2026 · 59 min💰 SPONSOR: MINT MOBILE If you’re trying to make smarter financial choices this year, check out Mint Mobile. Get 50% off unlimited premium wireless plans starting at just $15/month. ➡️ Go to https://www.mintmobile.com/diys Unlimited talk & text, high-speed data, nationwide 5G coverage, and you keep your phone and number. In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the wildest real internet stories you couldn’t make up if you tried. From a Florida woman arrested with drugs in a bag labeled “Definitely Not Drugs,” to a man who panicked and cut off his own finger after a snake bite that wasn’t even venomous, the chaos is nonstop. We also get into: Internet icebreakers gone wrong Dating honesty that went way too far Canceling plans, food discipline, and pizza relapse Rubber duck mind games that made a cleaner quit Theme park tragedy and real-life consequences Why social media might actually be frying our brains 00:00 Cold Open: Diets, Bone Broth, and Anchovy Trauma 04:41 Politics, Fear, and Feeling “Too Adult” 11:08 If You Had to Leave the Country Right Now… 14:53 Icebreaker Chaos: When to Say the Truth 20:26 Getting Kicked Out Mid-Hookup (Twice) 24:42 Canceling Plans vs Getting Canceled On 28:18 Food Discipline, Pizza Relapse, and Aging 31:15 Ad Break: Mint Mobile (50% Off Unlimited) 37:08 Social Media Addiction & Celebrity Overexposure 42:08 Florida Woman Arrested With “Definitely Not Drugs” 44:38 Cleaner Quits After Rubber Duck Scavenger Hunt 50:22 Woman Dies on Universal Studios Ride 55:09 Man Cuts Off Finger After Snake Bite Panic 58:14 Final Thoughts + Tour Dates + Outro 🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW 👍 Like the video 💬 Drop a comment (Which story messed you up the most?) 📺 Subscribe for weekly episodes 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the chaos Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
338: Therapy Is Overrated? Gas Station Food Is Elite? in DIYS w/Brandi DeniseJan 23, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minFactor Meals Skip the cooking and eat clean with Factor’s ready-to-eat meals. Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for a year 👉 Visit https://www.factormeals.com/DIYS50 and use code DIYS50 BlueChew Boost performance with BlueChew Gold. Get 10% off your first month 👉 Visit https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code DIYS https://www.instagram.com/brandideniseboyd Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud is joined by comedian Brandi Denise for an episode packed with wild science facts, unhinged internet stories, and brutally honest takes on therapy, food, and technology. We’re talking: • Sea slugs that cut off their own heads to survive • Chess robots that break kids’ fingers • Why gas station food might actually be elite • Therapy being overrated (sometimes) • AI voices changing on people • South Korea’s real-life “relaxation prison” Plus travel stories from Japan, childhood confessions, and why robots might already be plotting against us Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Holiday Trees, Travel Chaos & Brandi Denise Joins 03:05 Japan Travel, Osaka Stories & Culture Shock 09:11 What’s Overrated? Therapy Takes Get Real 11:25 What’s Underrated? Gas Station Food Debate 16:38 Things People Pretend to Like 19:29 🔔 Ad Break: Factor Meals 23:03 Sea Slugs That Decapitate Themselves to Survive 29:09 Childhood Animal Stories Get Dark 34:44 Why Salt Kills Slugs (Science Explained) 36:28 🔔 Ad Break: BlueChew 38:43 Chess Robot Breaks a Kid’s Finger 44:26 AI Voices, Privacy & Tech Anxiety 52:13 South Korea’s Relaxation Prison Explained 56:42 Where Would You Move If Money Didn’t Matter? 01:04:05 Brandi Denise Projects & Tour Dates 01:06:15 Final Thoughts & Sign-Off Subscribe for more episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary! New episodes weekly featuring comedians, wild stories, and internet chaos. 🎟️ Tour Dates & Tickets 🎙️ Podcast Clips 📲 Follow the Hosts #DamInternetYouScary #PatrickCloud #BrandiDenise #ComedyPodcast #WeirdInternet #AIStories #AnimalFacts #GasStationFood
337: Khleo Has Been Converted!!Jan 15, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minDownload Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. If you’re 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping on orders $89+ @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/[DIYS]! #indacloudpod The internet is already doing too much in 2026. In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore sit down with Khleo Thomas to break down everything from dating expectations and social media overstimulation to AI robots, dystopian futures, and the wildest news stories on the internet right now. We talk: Why dating feels like a monthly expense How social media drains your energy before noon AI robots replacing humans (and using up our water) A man arrested with over 100 skeletons in his basement Internet fame, clickbait beef, and why nothing shocks us anymore Tech nostalgia, childhood dreams, and adult money Khleo Thomas’ NAACP Image Award nomination Vote Here: https://naacpeoty.judge.live/categories/6ef87081-d4ec-405a-ac86-08de4c8933d8/entrants This episode is funny, uncomfortable, and way too real. 00:00 – Cold Open: Dating Expectations & “Paying for Everything” 02:01 – Welcome to Damn Internet, You Scary! 03:14 – Guest Intro: Khleo Thomas 05:10 – Social Media Overstimulation & Morning Phone Habits 10:41 – Dating Costs, Red Flags & Relationship Expectations 18:40 – Selena Powell, Rappers & Internet Villain Energy 25:02 – Why Men Ignore Warnings in Dating 31:12 – Would You Rather: Late With an Excuse or On Time Miserable? 40:15 – Being Early, Airports & Anxiety 47:10 – Tech Unboxings, Collecting & Organization 55:20 – Living Childhood Dreams as Adults 01:02:55 – Disneyland Turkey Leg Debate 01:06:35 – Kraft Mac & Cheese vs Homemade (Conversion Story) 01:12:05 – Cash App Ad Read 01:15:50 – Robot Club Sightings in Vegas 01:19:40 – AI Robots Replacing Humans 01:23:05 – AI Using Water & Dystopian Future Talk 01:29:00 – Internet Fame, Clickbait & Manufactured Beef 01:35:10 – Man Arrested With 100 Skeletons in His Basement 01:43:45 – Why Nothing Surprises Us Anymore 01:47:50 – In The Cloud Ad Read (THC Gummies & Drinks) 01:52:35 – Cookie Monster’s Real Name 01:58:40 – Tickle Me Elmo & 90s Toy Chaos 02:06:20 – Old Cell Phones, Razr Era & Tech Nostalgia 02:18:30 – Khleo Thomas NAACP Image Award Nomination 02:24:50 – Where to Vote for Khleo 02:27:45 – Upcoming Shows & Closing
336: Would You Drink Whiskey With a Human Toe?Jan 9, 2026 · 1 hr 17 min— SPONSORS — This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. 🧠 BetterHelp https://betterhelp.com/diys 💪 BlueChew https://bluechew.com Code: DIYS 🏀 PrizePicks Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, We break down some of the wildest stories making the rounds online — from Japan attempting pizza delivery by reindeer, to a bar serving whiskey with a real human toe, to debates about eating bugs, camel meat, and where food curiosity should stop. Along the way, the conversation turns into something deeper: emotional control, discipline, internet outrage, authenticity, viral clips taken out of context, and why trying to please everyone online is a losing game. This episode blends comedy, culture, and commentary — exactly the way the internet delivers it. 👇 Use chapters to jump to the stories you want 00:00 – New Year Kickoff & Live Chat Chaos 02:08 – Diet Changes, Weight Loss & Discipline Talk 09:27 – No Drinking, Vegas & Lifestyle Shifts 11:35 – Texting Back: Immediately or On Purpose? 14:03 – Blocking vs Muting People Online 18:10 – Did Jesus Drink? Internet Theology Debate 20:44 – Playing It Safe vs Being Authentic Online 26:03 – Why You Can’t Please Everyone on the Internet 33:31 – Emotional Control & Viral Altercations 39:07 – Embracing “Boring” & Morning Routines 45:59 – Japan Tried Pizza Delivery by Reindeer 50:23 – Whiskey Served With a Real Human Toe 55:02 – Eating Bugs While Traveling 58:28 – Camel Meat, Camel Hump & Food Limits 01:09:04 – Are Cats Linked to Schizophrenia? 01:14:56 – Tour Dates & Episode Wrap-Up 💬 Question for the comments: Which story crossed the line for you — reindeer pizza, toe whiskey, or camel hump? 👍 Like 📺 Subscribe 📤 Share with someone who loves weird internet stories #DamInternetYouScary #WeirdNews #InternetCulture #ComedyPodcast #StrangeStories
335: Uber Helicopters, Waymo Rides & Tattoos Gone WrongJan 1, 2026 · 58 minUber helicopters?! Robot cars?! Bad tattoos?! Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with special guests from the Unhinged & Immoral Podcast to break down: Uber’s plan to add helicopters and seaplanes Waymo driverless cars and whether they’re actually safer A wild LA night that ended in tattoos The pettiest reasons people unfollow each other Insane internet crime stories you won’t believe This episode is funny, chaotic, and exactly why the internet cannot be trusted. 🎧 Listen on all podcast platforms 📺 Watch full episodes on YouTube 👉 Subscribe for weekly episodes 👉 Like & comment your thoughts on Uber helicopters 👉 Share this episode with someone who would DEFINITELY try a robot car Guests: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedandimmoralpod/ Jamila https://www.instagram.com/_iamjamila/ Mecca https://www.instagram.com/meccavellii/ 00:00 – Intro & Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary! 00:25 – Introducing the Guest (Unhinged & Immoral Podcast) 01:54 – New Year Plans & Podcast Growth 03:41 – LA Night Out That Got Way Too Real 04:22 – Tattoos, Birthdays & Drunk Decisions 06:28 – Icebreaker: Cartoon Voices You’d Switch With 09:35 – Best Versus Battles Ever 13:22 – Bow Wow vs Soulja Boy Cultural Moment 15:08 – Distracted Driving & Clubhouse Horror Story 18:02 – Cutting Hair After a Breakup 19:16 – Pettiest Reasons to Unfollow Someone 23:50 – Uber Adding Helicopters & Seaplanes 27:00 – Ghetto Helicopters & Flight Nightmares 29:33 – Waymo Robot Cars Explained 31:51 – Why Waymo Is Cheaper Than Uber 35:20 – Would You Trust a Driverless Car? 37:29 – $135K Found at an ATM 38:42 – Would You Keep the Money? 41:16 – Sacramento Stories & City Culture 45:18 – Man Claims Cockroach Told Him to Kill 46:30 – Laced Weed & Real Drug Horror Stories 52:02 – Cocaine, Meth & Nose Collapse Story 56:32 – Guest Plugs & Final Thoughts Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
334: Petty Lies That Got Out of Hand on DIYS with Correy Bell and Tyler ChroniclesDec 25, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minThe holidays can bring up a lot — stress, pressure, old memories, and emotions we don’t always talk about. BetterHelp makes therapy accessible, flexible, and tailored to you. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at 👉 https://www.betterhelp.com/DIYS Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Christmas looks different when you’re grown — and this episode proves it. On this Christmas Edition of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by comedians Tyler Chronicles and Correy Bell for a holiday conversation that quickly spirals into petty lies, fast food chaos, TSA conspiracies, therapy talk, and stories that definitely went too far. From haunted houses and mugshots to Little Caesars arrests and White Castle regrets, this episode covers everything you didn’t know you needed on Christmas Day. 🔔 Subscribe & Support • Subscribe for weekly episodes • Like the video to help the algorithm • Drop a comment with your wildest Christmas story • Share this episode with someone who eats Little Caesars on purpose 00:00 – Christmas Fits & Gingerbread Jerseys 01:25 – Guest Intro: Tyler Chronicles Returns 04:20 – Christmas Gifts Don’t Hit the Same as an Adult 07:35 – Warning Labels That Should Exist 13:05 – Haunted Houses & Death Disclosure Laws 15:55 – TSA, Airports & Why Rom-Coms Are Dead 18:05 – BetterHelp Holiday Ad 21:05 – Petty Lies That Got Way Out of Hand 31:00 – Law & Order SVU & TV Cop Logic 36:20 – Mugshots, Selfies & Image Control 43:30 – Pizza Rankings & Fast Food Takes 46:10 – Florida Woman Arrested Racing to Little Caesars 51:20 – White Castle, Chicken Chains & Regret Meals 58:00 – Secret Menus & Extreme Food Combos 1:00:45 – Therapy, Growth & Holiday Reflections 1:02:20 – Birthdays, Holidays & Episode Wrap-Up Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
333: Fake Jobs, Fake Lives & Real Crimes on DIYS w/Keysha E. and Jasmyn CarterDec 18, 2025 · 1 hr 15 minSponsors: Prize Picks Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Kikoff Help your credit survive the holidays & get your first month FREE at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Miracle Made Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/DIYS and use the code DIYS to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. BlueChew Visit bluechew.com and use promo code DIYs for 10% off your first month. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Instagram got people lying, exaggerating, and performing for likes — and we finally had to talk about it. In this episode, we break down how social media warped real life, share wild childhood stories, and react to some of the craziest real-world news you’ve ever heard — from a fake flight attendant flying free for years to a man stealing a city bus and continuing the route like nothing happened. If you’ve ever felt like the internet made people delusional… this episode is for you. 00:00 – Cold Open: Immediate Chaos 09:14 – Official Introductions 18:30 – Price Picks Ad Read 20:31 – Weird Smells People Secretly Love 26:19 – Things You Ate as a Kid That Were… Questionable 31:04 – Growing Up in Dangerous Cities 37:32 – Childhood Survival Stories 41:20 – Fake Flight Attendant Flew Free 120 Times 49:16 – Man Steals Bus and Continues the Route 56:04 – Chess Player Poisons Opponent’s Pieces 01:03:06 – Black Cinema & Movie Debates 01:06:05 – Getting Robbed in Real Life 01:09:00 – Detroit Stories Sound Fake (But Aren’t) 01:10:28 – Where to Find the Guests 01:14:35 – Final Plugs & Wrap-Up 👍 Like the video 💬 Comment: Is Instagram ruining real life? 🔔 Subscribe for weekly episodes 📲 Follow us on all platforms Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
332: These Stories Should Be ILLEGAL 😭 | WeezyWTF & Akeem Woods Join DIYSDec 12, 2025 · 1 hr 11 minMiracle Made - Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/DIYS and use the code DIYS to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod Factor - Eat smart at https://www.FactorMeals.com/diys50off and use code diys50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. Today’s episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! gets absolutely UNHINGED. WeezyWTF (Decisions Decisions and WTF Media) and comedian Akeem Woods pull up with some of the wildest stories we’ve ever heard — from U-Haul threesomes to fake pregnancies to escape work, micro-penis escapes, getting robbed DURING sex, gay hookup apps, down-low drama, invoice scams, and why straight men are “too easy.” Plus we break down the guy who scammed Google & Facebook out of $122 million, billionaire ethics, Teslas, braces, and parenting Black kids in 2024. This episode is pure chaos. You’ve been warned. 🔥 TODAY’S GUESTS Weezy WTF • IG: @WeezyWTF Akeem Woods • IG: @AkeemWoods • Tour Dates: AkeemWoods.com ⏱ CHAPTERS 00:00 – Intro & Guest Introductions 01:28 – Icebreakers & The Funniest Lies Ever Told 05:08 – Weezy’s Fake Pregnancy to Skip Work 06:46 – Akeem’s Micro-Penis Escape Story 10:33 – What “Top” Really Means (Gay Terminology 101) 11:10 – The U-Haul Threesome Story 14:30 – Period Sex Prep, Braces & Oral Sex Disasters 19:48 – Getting Braces Removed Just to Suck D*** 22:12 – Teaching, Sexting Moms & Wild Parent Stories 27:12 – Dick Is Easy to Get? The Ease of Straight Men 31:14 – Weezy’s Story of Getting Robbed DURING Sex 36:55 – Down-Low Men & Post-Nut Clarity Fights 41:44 – Google & Facebook Scammed for $122 Million 47:11 – Weezy’s Employee Who Tried to Scam Her 53:35 – Are Billionaires Automatically Bad People? 1:05:05 – Raising Black Kids & The Reality of Work 1:08:27 – Final Topics + Guest Plugs Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 👍 LIKE the video — it helps us more than you know 🔔 SUBSCRIBE for weekly crazy stories 💬 COMMENT the wildest lie YOU ever told 🎧 LISTEN to the DIYS podcast everywhere podcasts stream 📸 FOLLOW us on IG @DamInternetYouScary
331: Why Is Everyone Dying at Disney World?!Dec 4, 2025 · 1 hr 11 min💎 Sponsors GLD — New customers get 50% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com make sure to tell them DIYS sent you! BlueChew — First month FREE ➡️ https://www.bluechew.com PROMO CODE: DIYS BetterHelp — Get 10% off your first month ➡️ https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Cash App — Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! We talk about the Batman husband who got divorced for thinking he’s Bruce Wayne, the “All Coochies Matter” airline guy, FIVE recent Disney World deaths, Lake Lanier ghosts, The Bunny Man ax legend, gaming assassins, and why grown adults still hide sugar from roaches. 🔥 Connect With the Crew Tahir Moore @tahirmoore Patrick Cloud @patrickcloudchannel Guests: Tyler Chronicles @TylerChronicles @Perfect10Guys Jasmyn Carter @_Jasmyn Nick Banks @MrBankshot Mel Mithcell @ItsMelMitch ✔️ LIKE the video ✔️ COMMENT your favorite wild moment ✔️ SUBSCRIBE so you never miss an episode ✔️ TURN ON notifications ✔️ SHARE this episode with a friend who loves chaotic comedy 0:00 | Cold Open Chaos 0:20 | Restarting the Intro… Again 0:54 | Official DIYS Intro + Guest Roll Call 1:19 | Roast Session + Energy Check 1:37 | Bidets & Booty Cleaning Methods Debate 3:04 | “Are You One of These?!” — The Pose Conversation 4:06 | The Captain Morgan Booty Talk 5:18 | The Mechanic Table Position 😭 6:05 | “Women Are Nasty Too” Debate 7:12 | Dorm Horror Stories 8:17 | Ice Breakers That Weren’t Needed 9:14 | Topic #1 — The Batman Husband Divorce Story 10:20 | Is Batman an Identity? 11:02 | When Superheroes Are a Red Flag 12:24 | Fake Crime Fighting & Cosplay Delusion 16:33 | The Justin Bieber / Beaver Moment 😂 17:34 | “Nigga Bird” & The Broke Superhero Rant 18:57 | Topic #2 — The All Coochies Matter Frontier Airline Story 20:11 | Airline Rules + “Dress Better for Flights” Debate 22:10 | Standing vs Sitting Airplane Seats 23:12 | Tony Hawk, X-Games & Nostalgia 23:52 | Twitch Chat Ignoring Accusations 26:49 | The Secret Porn Twitter Handles 😭 34:20 | Topic #3 — 5 Deaths at Disney World in One Month 37:02 | Disney Park History, Club 33 & Hidden Tunnels 39:05 | Theme Park Heat, Thrills & Universal vs Disney 41:45 | Topic #4 — Father Hires Gamers to Kill Son’s Characters 42:17 | Kid Game Addiction & Consequences 44:47 | Topic #5 — Traditions from Childhood 45:47 | Roach Trauma & Sugar in the Fridge Stories 47:12 | Critters, Frogs, Roaches & Florida Life 52:57 | Topic #6 — Sweden Ran Out of Trash?! 55:30 | Why Trash Smells the Way It Does 57:11 | Pixar Movie “Periods Are Scary?” Debate 58:25 | Topic #7 — Bunny Man Urban Legend (Virginia) 1:04:17 | Lake Lanier: The Lady in Blue Story 1:07:57 | Closing: Guest Promos + Tour Dates 1:11:11 | Sign-Off Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
330: Weird Family Recipes & Childhood Weapons We Survived | DIYSNov 27, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minPrizePicks – Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! IndaCloud – If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/[DIYS]! #indacloudpod Miracle Made – Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/DIYS and use the code DIYS to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF This Thanksgiving episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is pure chaos—from unserious conspiracy theories to Pat’s crazy Japan trip, a kid calling a woman “Miss Piggy” on a plane, insane Butterball hotline calls, lost underwater cities, family recipes, Bigfoot, and Tyler’s new show announcement. 👍 Like if you laughed. 💬 Comment your favorite ridiculous conspiracy theory. 🔔 Subscribe for weekly DIYS chaos. 🎧 Listen on Apple & Spotify Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Tahir Moore – @tahirmoore Patrick Cloud – @PatrickCloudChannel Corey Bell – @CorreyBell Tyler Chronicles – @Tylerchronicles @Perfect10Guys Hippie - @HippieGoals 0:00 | Quarter-Zip Chaos & YN Behavior Shift 0:21 | Nike Techs Are Out, Quarter-Zips Are In 1:04 | Matcha, Baggy Pants & Culture Shift 2:07 | Nike Tech Debate + Classics 2:28 | Welcome to DIYS – Thanksgiving Episode 2:51 | Introducing Corey Bell & Tyler Chronicles 4:45 | Flat-Auntie Club Explained 5:30 | How Hands Reveal Age 6:13 | Tyler’s Mic Troubles 7:06 | Block Shooting + Tyler’s New Show Announcement 8:20 | Icebreakers Begin 8:38 | Pat’s Japan Trip Recap 10:53 | Building a Custom Game Boy in Japan 12:00 | Japan Drink Prices & Adventures 13:16 | First Icebreaker: Unserious Conspiracy Theories 14:22 | Sprite, Grape Soda & Sickle Cell?? 17:15 | Lost Cities Underwater: Theories Get Wild 19:10 | Venice & Florida Sinking 20:24 | Bigfoot, Aliens & Earth as a Zoo 23:11 | Pigeons = Hood Animals?! 25:10 | Unexpected Celebrity Crushes 26:29 | Martha Stewart in Her Era 28:17 | Judge Judy Thirst Is Wild 30:12 | Little People Hands Debate 31:02 | Hilary Duff Discussion 32:57 | Jimmy Kimmel Crush 33:58 | PrizePicks Ad Segment 36:05 | Football Picks by Uniform Color 37:57 | Butterball Hotline Insane Calls 39:07 | Chihuahua in the Turkey?! 40:15 | Black Thanksgiving vs White Thanksgiving Differences 41:12 | Do We Lose Family Traditions? 42:13 | Family Recipes We Miss 44:10 | Bread Pudding, Rice Pudding, Peas & Chicken 45:14 | Tahir Never Ate Seafood Until 29 47:19 | Why Black Prom = Red Lobster 49:17 | “Miss Piggy” Kid Gets Woman Arrested on Flight 51:25 | In The Cloud Ad Read 53:40 | Corey Bell Returns 55:06 | $1.5M House Built on The WRONG Lot! 56:49 | The Louvre Password Was… “LOUVRE”? 1:00:01 | Sneaking Into Events 101 1:03:12 | Miracle Made Sheets Ad Segment 1:07:08 | Hygienically vs Hygienic Debate 1:09:00 | Final Plugs & Tour Announcements
329: She Saw Dragons?!Nov 20, 2025 · 1 hr 10 min📢 SPONSORS BlueChew Get your first month FREE — just pay $5 shipping. Use code DIYS at checkout. https://www.bluechew.com BetterHelp 10% off your first month of therapy at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS Kikoff (Credit Builder) ● Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code [DIYS] at https://www.Bubsnaturals.com On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! Pat just got back from Japan, a diver risked death for the deepest descent in history, a U.S. Army doctor RETURNS AN ARM 50 years later, and somehow we ended up talking about dragon-faces, nuclear subs, and the Book of Secrets presidents hide from us. Buckle up. 🔥 TODAY’S STORIES Japan’s “no eating while walking” rule Deepest dive ever & why ascent takes 13 hours Sunfish: the dumbest survivor in the ocean Actor who was secretly a real Triad boss The doctor who kept someone’s ARM Woman with rare disorder who sees everyone as dragons U.S. nuclear subs lost under the ocean Why humans keep risking their lives for stunts Presidents, racism, religion & chaos Survival meal after 21 days alone And of course — the wildest DIYS tangents 👉 Subscribe — We’re dropping new DIYS episodes weekly 👉 Comment your favorite story from today 👉 Share the show with a friend who needs a laugh 👉 Join the Scary Squad by hitting that notification bell Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 — Ambrosia Salad & Japan Trip Warm-Up 00:24 — No Eating While Walking in Japan?! Culture Shock 02:19 — Airport Sandwich Horror Story 03:37 — One Word Challenge: “Sorry” vs “Nigga” 08:17 — What Food Describes Your Personality? 12:00 — Porn Search Filters Get TOO Specific 15:16 — BlueChew Ad Read + Chaos 17:15 — Deepest Dive Ever (Death, Pressure & Why It’s Terrifying) 20:09 — The Useless Sunfish (Nature’s Dumbest Survivor) 22:09 — Why Humans Keep Doing Dangerous Stuff 24:44 — Survival Show: First Meal After 21 Days 26:44 — Actor Turned Real-Life Triad Boss?! 34:24 — The Arm Returned 50 Years Later (Insane Story) 40:00 — War Trauma, Therapy & Mental Health (BetterHelp) 46:17 — BetterHelp Ad Read 50:01 — Woman Sees Everyone as Dragons?! Rare Brain Disorder 52:44 — Do Dragons Actually Exist? 54:22 — Race, Nationality & Travel Realities 56:49 — Kickoff Credit Builder Ad Read 01:00:22 — Titanic Mission Was a Cover-Up?! Lost Nuclear Subs 01:03:45 — Nuclear Submarines Are Scarier Than You Think 01:05:36 — Obama, Presidents & The Book of Secrets 01:07:36 — Show Wrap-Up + Pat & Tahir Announcements
328: Knighted Penguins, Sleep Disorders & IG Ruining Everything | DIYS with Jay WashingtonNov 13, 2025 · 1 hr 20 min🍽️ FACTOR Get 50% off + FREE breakfast for a year! Go to https://factormeals.com/DIYS50off and use code DIYs50off 💨 INDACLOUD If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod 💎 GLD New customers get 50% Off AND a FREE chain with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com 💳 CASH APP New customers earn $10 with code SECURE10 when sending $5 to a friend. Terms apply. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir is joined by comedian, actor, writer, and content creator ⁨@MrJayWashington⁩ this episode… man. It starts wild and somehow gets wilder. We cover everything from Instagram ruining society, Pizza Hut nostalgia, knighted penguins, dolphins with boundary issues, a man who sleeps 300 days a year, a nurse who “lightened his workload” the worst way possible, porn logic, relationship hypotheticals, and the most unhinged analogies you’ll hear all week. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 0:00 – Welcome Back + Immediate Chaos 0:51 – Freeballing & Bathroom Podcasting 4:27 – Career Blessings & Christmas Movie 5:05 – Christmas Porn Joke Derailment 6:01 – “Stop One Invention?” → Instagram 8:25 – Food Reviewers & Shucking/Jiving Talk 9:04 – Terry Crews / Fitness Joke 10:33 – Black vs White Porn Titles 10:56 – MAS*H “Spear Chucker Jones” Discovery 12:04 – FACTOR Ad Read 15:20 – Bruce/Caitlyn Transition Joke 16:34 – Instagram’s Evolution to Insanity 18:23 – Twerking Distractions & Discipline 19:27 – Twitter Porn Algorithms 20:35 – Pizza Hut Nostalgia 23:13 – Beaded Curtain Video Store Era 24:05 – Porn Names & Credit Roll Joke 25:26 – Storyline Porn Rant 25:47 – POV Porn… with a Condom 26:16 – “Realistic Porn” Requirements 28:29 – Meta Glasses VR Porn Debate 30:23 – Knighted Penguin Story 31:52 – Brigadier Penguin Explained 32:22 – Dolphins Are Menaces 33:13 – Dolphin Brain Visual 34:01 – Woman in Love with Dolphin Story 35:21 – Woman Who Married a Ferris Wheel 36:29 – IN THE CLOUD Ad Read 39:57 – God Talking at 3AM 40:57 – Negotiating With Noah for Ark Admission 42:22 – Hollywood: Talent vs Value 43:43 – Sugar Baby Logic 45:09 – Sugar Mama Age Limit (83) 46:13 – Slavery Draft Pick Bit 47:18 – German Nurse Who Killed 10 Patients 50:10 – “Lightening the Workload” Breakdown 51:12 – Nursing Home Bed Turnover Reality 53:22 – Uncle Remus vs Harold’s (Chicago Debate) 54:08 – GLD Ad Read 58:42 – Jesus, Mary, Joseph & Theories 1:00:02 – Did Joseph Smash? + Jesus’ Brother James 1:01:18 – Superhead vs Mary Magdalene 1:03:09 – Trailer Park Fight League 1:04:13 – Man Who Sleeps 300 Days a Year 1:05:35 – Could You Care for Someone Like That? 1:06:19 – Partner With No Limbs Hypothetical 1:07:09 – Airline Carry-On Problem 1:08:18 – Box, Packing Peanuts, iPad Playlist 1:09:36 – Playlist for Limbless Bae 1:10:29 – CASH APP Ad Read 1:11:45 – AI Version of Tahir 1:12:20 – Losing Voice & Voice Filters 1:13:14 – Bigfoot Joke + Kids Don’t Watch Dad 1:14:15 – Reverse Cowgirl… Solo Edition 1:15:19 – Dry Jacking vs Lotion Debate 1:16:11 – Jacking Off Using Imagination?! 1:17:05 – Porn Volume vs Neighbors 1:18:32 – Interracial Line Joke 1:18:52 – Hippie’s Editing Hell 1:19:17 – Jay’s Outro + Links
327: Baseball Makes NO Sense + $5.7 MILLION Dog?! on DIYS w/Malcolm Barrett and Dion LackNov 6, 2025 · 1 hr 14 min💳 Sponsored Ads Kikoff – Build your credit starting at just $5/month. Sign up at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS Blue Chew – Get stronger, longer-lasting confidence in the bedroom. Try free: https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS BetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month of therapy at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIYS Prize Picks – Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore, Malcolm Barrett, and Dion Lack cover the funniest, weirdest, and most “did-that-really-happen?!” stories on the internet. 🗞️ Topics include: A drunk man who helped search for himself 🤦🏾‍♂️ A $5.7 MILLION dog that’s part wolf 🐺 Baseball rules that make zero sense ⚾ Hollywood’s forgotten scandals 😬 And how “6-7” became Word of the Year thanks to Gen Alpha 💬 👥 Guests: Malcolm Barrett & Dion Lack 🎙️ Hosted by: Tahir Moore 📺 Pat’s in Japan — living his best anime life! 👍🏾 Like the episode 🗣️ Comment your favorite story below 📢 Share with your group chat (give them something to argue about!) 📺 Subscribe & catch new episodes weekly 👉🏾 Follow us: Instagram | TikTok | YouTube Shorts → @DamInternetYouScary 🎧 Stream the full podcast on Spotify & Apple Podcasts 0:00 – Cold Open: “What Song is This? Doo Doo 6-7!” 1:30 – Welcome Back! Pat’s in Japan & Guest Hosts Introduced 4:00 – Baseball Makes No Sense?! 10:30 – Halloween Recap & Craziest Role-Play Stories 15:30 – “If Your Elbows Bent the Other Way…” Hypothetical Chaos 18:00 – Knowing All Secrets vs Always Being Believed 21:10 – 🧾 Ad Break – Kickoff (Credit-Building App) 24:15 – “6-7” Becomes Word of the Year?! Gen Alpha’s Meme Power 30:00 – Missing Drunk Man Joins His Own Search Party 32:40 – Morning DUI Training Lab: People Getting Paid to Get Drunk 38:05 – 💊 Ad Break – Bluetooth (Confidence in the Bedroom) 41:00 – $5.7 Million Dog?! World’s Most Expensive Pet 45:10 – Tim Allen’s Wild Past & Hollywood’s Double Standards 54:00 – Inappropriate 80s Movie Scenes We Somehow Missed 54:30 – 🧠 Ad Break – BetterHelp (Therapy & Mental Health) 58:30 – Will Ferrell, Saturday Night Live & Comedy Gold 1:00:30 – Final Story + 💰 Ad Break – PrizePicks (Sports Picks) 1:02:40 – 2025 Word of the Year: “6-7” Explained 1:08:00 – Closing Credits, Upcoming Shows, and Shoutouts Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
326: Halloween Cosplay Gone Hilariously Right | DIYS Halloween Madness with PersephaniiOct 31, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minUpgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://www.trueclassic.com/DIYS #trueclassicpod #ad 🎃 HALLOWEEN FREAKY FRIDAY EPISODE! What happens when Tahir Moore becomes Patrick Cloud and Patrick Cloud becomes Tahir Moore? Freckles, wigs, and 7-Eleven jokes fly as the DIYS crew celebrates Halloween with the most chaotic costume swap ever — joined by Storm aka Sevanne! 🔥 Stay for the spooky stories: Rougarou of Louisiana 🐺, Clown Motel 🤡, and the Arkansas town that forgot English 😱 Plus, deep dives into aliens, pyramids, and Beyoncé as a future deity (yeah, it goes there). ✅ Subscribe & turn on notifications for new episodes every week 💬 Comment below your favorite costume or theory from this episode 👻 Join the Scary Squad on Patreon for exclusive episodes & early access: https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts — search Dam Internet, You Scary! Hosts: @tahirmoore @PatrickCloudChannel Guest: @Persephanii Producer @HippieGoals 00:00 – The Reveal: Tahir & Pat See Each Other’s Costumes 👀 02:00 – Makeup & Wig Chaos (Hippie’s Masterpiece!) 04:00 – Special Guest: Storm aka Persephanii Arrives ⚡️ 06:30 – The Freestyle Intro Rap Battle 🎤 08:30 – Costume Breakdown + Why They Nailed It 10:30 – Freckles, Filters & Earthy Energy Talk ☯️ 13:00 – How Your Fanbase Reflects YOU (Deep Talk) 16:00 – Merch Game Secrets from Touring Comics 💸 23:00 – Selling at Theaters vs Clubs Explained 🎭 30:00 – Pat’s Acting Struggles as “Tahir” 😂 33:00 – Creepy Story Time: Louisiana Rougarou 🐺 40:00 – The Clown Motel in Nevada 🤡 46:00 – The Town That Forgot English 🗣️ 50:00 – The “Limitless” Pill Debate 💊 53:00 – Alien Theories & Are We the Real Aliens? 👽 57:00 – Graffiti, Pyramids & Beyoncé as a Goddess? 🏺 01:01:00 – Interpretation & Lost Messages 🧠 01:02:00 – Persephanii’s New Show “Fit-ish Adventures” 💪 01:02:40 – What’s Next for Pat & Tahir (Cloud Quest, We Trippin’, Planet Sandwich)(Aging Out, Churchy, The Hospital) 🌎 01:04:00 – Halloween Wrap-Up & Final Laughs 🎃 #DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #HalloweenSpecial #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #FreakyFriday #PodcastClips #ComedyPodcast #HalloweenCostumes #ScarySquad
325: The Episode That Went Off the Rails…Oct 23, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min💬 This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp Therapy can change everything — take that first step today. 👉 Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS 🍆 Sponsored by Bluechew Stronger. Harder. Legendary. Get your first month of Bluechew FREE at https://www.Bluechew.com Use promo code DIYS – just pay $5 shipping! 🎧 Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! — where Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into the wildest corners of pop culture, music, and comedy! This week, they’re dressed as Good Burger employees 🍔 with special guest BT Kingsley aka “Mr. Commercial Booker” — and things get real scary (and hilarious) fast. From Brad Pitt’s new movie to Cardi B’s lyrical dominance, this episode has everything: movie talk, R&B debates, and horror masks debates. 👻 👀 Watch more hilarious DIYS episodes: YouTube.com/@DamInternetYouScary 👍 Like, comment your favorite R&B singer, and share the episode! 🎙️ Follow us on IG: @TahirMoore @PatrickCloud @BTKingsley @daminternetyouscary 0:00 – DJ Dreams & Silent Party Lessons 0:36 – Welcome to “Good Burger” (Halloween Edition!) 1:13 – Guest Intro: BT Kingsley aka “Ghostface” 👻 1:51 – On Tour Life, Commercials & New Podcast “Killin’ Is Me” 3:20 – Momentum in Hollywood: Keeping the Grind Alive 4:03 – Why Brad Pitt Is Still a Movie Star 5:09 – Passing the Torch in Acting (Brad Pitt & Damson Idris) 6:21 – Scene Stealers: When Actors Won’t Let You Shine 7:18 – Patrick Never Saw *Good Burger*?! 😱 8:14 – Behind the Scenes of *Churchy* & Covering Tattoos for Roles 9:12 – Why *Martin* Worked and Others Didn’t 10:17 – *Martin* vs. *Living Single* vs. *Fresh Prince* Debate 11:14 – Women in Hip-Hop Are Dominating Right Now 💅🏽 13:17 – Real Vocalists vs. Radio Hits (Layla Hathaway Talk) 16:11 – 🧠 **Ad: BetterHelp – World Mental Health Day Special** 19:01 – Michael Jackson’s Genius Studio Layers 20:15 – Music Accessibility & Nostalgia for CD Days 21:16 – Cardi B vs. The Clipse Album?! 🎤 22:11 – Day26 vs. 112: The R&B War Begins 22:48 – Chris Brown Tour Recap & Concert Talk 25:13 – Overloaded Albums & Voice Range Debates 26:15 – R&B for Men: Who’s It Really For? 30:00 – Frank Ocean, Lyrics, and Masculinity in Music 33:13 – Women’s Revenge Anthems (Outside Energy!) 36:45 – 💊 **Ad: Bluechew – “The Original Confidence Booster”** 39:11 – Ari Lennox & Pure R&B Energy 40:53 – The Infamous “Suck Your Daddy’s—” Moment 😭 45:33 – Who Has the Best Horror Mask? (Jason vs. Michael Myers vs. Ghostface) 48:46 – *Scream*, *Jeepers Creepers*, and the Mask Hall of Fame 51:19 – Beetlejuice, Momo & Creepy Movie Moments 53:03 – Eye Color Surgery Debate (Would You Try It?) 👁️ 56:07 – Ticks That Make You Allergic to Meat?! 🥩 57:08 – AI Animal Hoaxes & The Fake Internet 59:36 – Were We Native the Whole Time? (History Tangent) 1:00:27 – Missionary Twerking Debate 💀 1:02:06 – The Gilly the Kid “Throw That Thang” Video 🤣 1:03:34 – BT’s Tour Dates, Churchy, & Flappers Comedy 1:05:14 – DIYS Sign-Off + Good Burger Outro 🍔 #ComedyPodcast #DamInternetYouScary #KingBach #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #GoodBurger #HalloweenEpisode #RNBdebate #BetterHelp #Bluechew #BradPitt #CardiB #MartinShow #Ghostface Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
324: Bees That Eat Meat & Boars That Turn BLUE?! | w/Malcolm Barrett and Roxxy HazeOct 16, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min💰 CashApp: The safest way to send, spend & save money. Download Cash App today & use our exclusive code SECURE10 for a $10 bonus after you send your first $5! https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. 🍽️ Factor Meals: Get 50% OFF your first box + FREE breakfast for a year! Visit https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off and use code DIYs50OFF 🏈 PrizePicks: Sponsored by PrizePicks 🎯 Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! 👍🏽 Like, 💬 Comment, and 🔔 Subscribe to the DIYS YouTube channel! 🎧 Listen to the full podcast everywhere you stream audio. 💵 Support Roxxy’s recovery: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-roxxy-heal-surgery-and-therapy-support 💀 Welcome back to another wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud! This week, we’re joined by Roxxy Haze & Malcolm Barrett for one of the funniest, weirdest, and most chaotic episodes ever. Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin Roxxy Haze ‪ @roxxyhaze 👊 From debating which country produces the best fighters (spoiler: Russians are terrifying), to discovering meat-eating bees and blue-colored wild boars, this one’s got it all. We also talk war on free speech, Disney’s secret Florida empire, and why Roxxy is the Michael Jordan of being sick but still showing up. 💬 In This Episode Rocky villains, Russians, and cauliflower ears 🥊 Malcolm's Batman impression 🦇 Blue boars & “meat honey” 🐝 Disney’s shady land grab in Florida 🏰 Oysters, pirates, and slave prices (yes, really) 😬 Roxxy’s GoFundMe ❤️ Join our Patreon now!! New Golf Vlog Up! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 0:00 – The Street Fighter Roast 🔥 2:25 – Rocky Villains Ranked 🥊 4:00 – Who Would Win: Russians vs Everyone 6:30 – The Cauliflower Ear Conspiracy 👂 8:00 – Nut Training & Male Pain Olympics 😬 9:00 – Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! w/ Roxxy & Malcolm 11:00 – Why Roxxy Stopped Saying the N-Word 13:00 – Trump, Free Speech & Comedy in Danger 🇺🇸 17:00 – Writers’ Rooms, Race & Representation in Hollywood 18:45 – Ad Break – CashApp 💸 21:20 – iPhone’s “Emergency Bypass” Chaos 📱 23:40 – Waffle House Waitress Wins $10 Million?! 🧇💰 25:30 – How To Secretly Claim Lottery Money in Delaware 💼 27:00 – Batman Impressions Gone Wrong 🦇🤣 33:00 – Ad Break – Factor Meals 🍽️ 34:00 – Blue Boars Found in California 😳💙 36:00 – “Meat Honey” Is a Thing?! 🐝🍖 40:30 – Drunk Bees Get Executed?! 😵 43:00 – Royal Fatness, Negan & The Walking Dead 🍗 44:00 – Ad Break – PrizePicks 🏈💰 46:00 – The Pirate Who Put a Bounty on the Governor 🏴‍☠️ 50:00 – How Much Was a Slave Worth? 💔 52:15 – The Drunk Marathon with Wine, Oysters & Steak 🍷🏃‍♂️ 55:00 – Oysters That Kill People 😬 59:00 – Disney’s Secret Florida Land Grab 🏰 1:02:00 – Disney vs. Anheuser-Busch: The Beer Battle 🍺 1:04:00 – Wrap-Up: Roxxy’s Surgery & GoFundMe ❤️ 1:05:30 – Patrick’s Special, Tahir’s Tour, and Final Shenanigans 🎤 #DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #RoxxyHaze #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #MalcolmBarrett #ComedyPodcast #WeirdNews #BlueBoars #MeatHoney #DisneySecrets #PrizePicks #FactorMeals #CashApp
323: Serial Killer Nicknames Were Wild 💀 | with Malcolm Barrett and Roxxy Haxe on DIYSOct 9, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minIf you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod Upgrade your performance with chewable tablets that actually work 😏 🧱 Stronger. Harder. Longer. 💙 Get your first month FREE — just pay $5 shipping. Use promo code DIYS at https://www.BlueChew.com 🤣 Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! — where comedy meets creepy! This week, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by Malcolm Barrett (Timeless, The Boys, Genius) and Roxxy Haze for an unhinged conversation about: Fish buttholes evolving into human fingers (yeah, science said that) The Michigan Dogman sightings Wildest serial killer nicknames Halloween freestyles gone wrong And the movie scenes that cost MILLIONS just to film 💀 From creepy legends to wild science facts — this episode is full of chaos, laughs, and “did they really say that?” moments. Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin Roxxy Haze @roxxyhaze Help Roxxy Heal: Surgery and Therapy Support https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-roxxy-heal-surgery-and-therapy-support Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 – “I Don’t Do a Lot” 🤥 — Catching up with Malcolm Barrett & Roxy 01:15 – “Sensitive Mode Isn’t Real” 📱 03:12 – “Zoo Cousins & Dolphin Crimes” 🐬 05:00 – “Broke with 2 Shows on BET” 💸 06:40 – “Halloween Freestyle Goes Left Fast” 🎃 09:30 – “We Came From Fish Buttholes” 🐟➡️🖐️ 13:20 – “So Fingers Were Booty Muscles?” 😭 15:00 – “Albert Fish: The Real-Life Horror” 🔪 19:00 – “Serial Killer Names Were CRAZY” 😈 20:00 – 💨 Ad Read – In The Cloud 🍃 (Use Code DIY for 30% Off) 23:00 – “The Houston Bayou Killer” 🌊 25:00 – “The First 48 Logic” 🕵️‍♂️ 26:00 – “Graffiti or Hieroglyphics?” 🏺 28:00 – “Dogmen in Michigan?! Real or Nah?” 🐺 36:00 – 💊 Ad Read – BlueChew (Promo Code DIY) 38:00 – “Movie Sets That Shut Down Cities” 🎬 42:00 – “Fun Facts That Sound Fake But Are Real” 🧠 44:00 – “Bananas Are Berries, Strawberries Ain’t!” 🍌🍓 46:00 – “Chins: Humans Only Club” 😏 49:00 – “3 Trillion Trees & Spider Body Doubles” 🌳🕷️ 52:00 – “The Moon is Literally Leaving Us” 🌝➡️ 55:00 – “A Dam Shifted Earth’s Axis?! 🌎” 57:00 – “The Scientists Just Don’t Care Anymore 😂” 59:00 – “Closing Shenanigans + Roxy’s GoFundMe” ❤️
322: Skin Walker Ranch, Alien Myths and Wild Brand Deals! on DIYS with Khleo ThomasOct 3, 2025 · 45 min📢 Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, we’re joined by actor, artist, and host Khleo Thomas (aka Mr. Slick Living)! 🎬 From wild hookup stories and fast-food conspiracies to Skinwalker Ranch and the Battle of Los Angeles, this episode is packed with hilarious takes and creepy tales. 👉 Watch as we break down: The weirdest celebrity brand deals (Vax That Thang Up, McDonald’s meals, & more) The Popeyes vs. KFC debate 🍗 Skinwalker Ranch mysteries 👽 Wildest dating experiences you won’t believe 🤯 When LA called 911 over the Milky Way 🔥 Don’t miss Khleo’s updates on New York Comic-Con, his latest films, and his live shows! Hosts @tahirmoore @PatrickCloudChannel Guest @KhleoThomasTV https://www.instagram.com/khleothomas Producer @HippieGoals https://www.hippiegoals.com ✅ Like, comment, & subscribe for weekly laughs and scares! ✅ Follow us everywhere: @DamnInternetYouScary 🎧 Listen on Apple Podcasts & Spotify 00:00 – Inflatable Buzz Lightyear costume nostalgia 01:04 – Introducing Khleo Thomas (aka Mr. Slick Living) 02:18 – Halloween costumes & Colonel Sanders talk 06:09 – Popeyes vs. KFC: Who really wins? 09:21 – The wildest fast-food brand deals 13:21 – “Vax That Thang Up” & celebrity endorsements gone too far 15:34 – Ad Break – Kickoff Credit Builder 18:36 – Where’s the line for brand deals? 19:26 – Clone-a-Willy deal 21:20 – Internet toxicity & social media grind 23:35 – Dating a lesbian… gone wrong 25:31 – Wildest hookup adventures (yes, little person story) 29:41 – DoorDash order stops a kidnapping?! 33:02 – Creepy Story: Skinwalker Ranch & Navajo witches 38:02 – WTF is a cow fistula? 39:04 – Disturbing origins of STDs 41:42 – When LA mistook the Milky Way for UFOs 42:27 – Battle of Los Angeles: Were aliens involved? 43:34 – Wrapping up: Khleo’s Comic-Con, films, and projects
321: Wild Stories, Donut Debates & Cosplay Confessions w/ Roxxy HazeSep 25, 2025 · 1 hr 21 minSponsored by PrizePicks 🎯 Visit nhttps://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Sponsored by BetterHelp 🧠 Therapy made simple, affordable & online. Get matched with a licensed therapist today. 👉 Visit https://www.BetterHelp.com/diys for 10% off your first month. 👍 Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT & SUBSCRIBE for more unfiltered comedy every week. 🔔 Hit the bell so you don’t miss a new episode! Get ready for wild laughs and outrageous confessions in this week’s Dam Internet, You Scary! with our favorite little sister, Roxxy. From debating donuts 🍩 to cosplay in the bedroom 🎭, waterproof sheets 💦, and even Back to the Future plot holes ⏳—this episode is as unfiltered as it gets. We cover: Big boob struggles and bra fails 👚 The Batman-level prep women carry in their bags 👜 Cosplay confessions (yes, Bowser & Sailor Moon get a mention!) Donut debates: long johns vs éclairs vs cronuts 🍩 Chokeslam sex stories 🤯 Victorian cough drops with cocaine 😳 Racist branding history & weird products Matching tattoo talk ✒️ Plus Roxxy’s most savage hookup stories 👀 This one’s full of hilarious chaos, wild tangents, and Roxxy being Roxxy. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 – Awkward Muscle Relaxer Jokes 01:00 – The Big Boob Struggles 03:00 – Bra Placement & “Titty Rolling” 05:00 – The Female Batman Utility Belt 06:00 – Roxxy’s “Spend the Night” Bag 08:00 – The Waterproof Sheet Debate 10:00 – Clean Up & Get Out?! Savage Stories 12:00 – Roxxy on Being a Switch 13:00 – Cosplay in the Bedroom 15:00 – Donut Talk: Long Johns vs Éclairs 20:00 – Ad Read: PrizePicks 22:30 – Favorite Donuts & Glazed Debates 29:00 – Victorian Cough Drops with Cocaine?! 32:00 – Racist Toothpaste Brands Exposed 35:00 – Would You Get a Matching Tattoo? 38:00 – Persians Debated Drunk & Sober 39:30 – Ad Read: BetterHelp 42:00 – Financial Dom & Sugar Baby Talk 45:00 – Yelp Reviews for Sex? 46:30 – Spitting, Slapping & Fishhooking?! 50:00 – Chokeslams During Sex 51:30 – Back to the Future Plot Holes 54:00 – The Back to the Future Musical 59:00 – Anime-Themed OnlyFans? 1:00:00 – Gigantic Men & Chokeslam Stories
320: Pat LIKES THE OCEAN!!Sep 19, 2025 · 1 hr 15 minBlueChew 🔵🍆 Boost your confidence where it counts. Get your first month FREE – just pay $5 shipping with promo code DIYS at https://www.BlueChew.com Cash App 💵📲 The safest way to send, spend & save money. Download Cash App today & use our exclusive code SECURE10 for a $10 bonus after you send your first $5! https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Welcome back to another episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud. Today we dive into everything from the fear of oceans 🌊 to astronauts peeing in space 🚀, wild inventions, classic cars 🚗, and some of the funniest “what if” scenarios you’ll ever hear. 🔥 In This Episode: Are oceans scarier than Chicago at night? 🌃 The struggle of dieting vs. Doritos temptation 🧀 Sex, naps & fitness priorities 😅 Hypotheticals: What if grass was lotion? 💧 Astronaut pee devices & living in space 🤯 Wild story: Man walking across the world 🌍 BMWs, Deloreans & dream rides 🚗 📣 Call to Action 👉 Don’t forget to LIKE 👍🏽, COMMENT 💬 your wildest hypothetical, and SUBSCRIBE 🔔 for more episodes every week. 🎥 Watch Tahir’s comedy special "Aging Out" on YouTube, Apple TV & Prime! 🎤 Catch Tahir on tour – San Diego, Sacramento & more! 📺 Check out Patrick’s show We Trippin on YouTube/ and Planet Sandwich on Twitch, live every Wednesday 00:00 – Intro & Ocean Fears 🌊 03:20 – Chicago, NYC & LA Stereotypes 🏙️ 07:15 – Weight Loss Struggles & Food Temptations 🍗 13:40 – Discipline, Doritos & Dieting 🤣 18:05 – Sex, Fitness & Getting Older 💪🏽 25:00 – Wild Hypothetical Questions (Grass, Lotion & Napkins?!) 🤯 31:00 – If Money Didn’t Exist 💵 38:10 – Disrespect in the Midwest ✋🏽 45:00 – DUIs & Countries That Ban You 🚫✈️ 50:30 – Ad Read: BlueChew 🔵🍆 55:10 – Astronaut Pee Problems & Space Life 🚀 01:03:00 – Surviving a Month in Space 🌌 01:10:30 – Walking Across the World 🌍 01:17:30 – Content Creators Changing Lives 🎥 01:23:40 – Ad Read: Cash App 💵📲 01:29:00 – Classic Cars, BMWs & Dream Rides 🚗 01:42:00 – Wrapping Up: Tours, Shows & Merch 🎤👕.
319: Don’t Touch the Spaghetti: Floor-Food Rules, Streamer Drama & Bear vs. Wolf | DIYSSep 11, 2025 · 53 min🟦 BlueChew First month free (pay $5 shipping) with code DIYS at checkout: https://www.bluechew.com. See site for details and safety info. 🟩 BetterHelp ( Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIYS. Flexible, fully online therapy with licensed professionals. If you dropped it… would you still eat it? Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off with the ultimate floor-food debate, spin it into a “Don’t Touch the Spaghetti” improv bit that escalates hilariously, then dive into streamer controversies, IRL etiquette, security vs. clout, and a wild bear-vs-wolf standoff. Plus: two sponsor offers inside. Highlights: five-second-rule logic, Gordon Ramsay hypotheticals, Monica Lewinsky/media culture, school safety in the social-media era, stream-sniping, when security should step in, “realest” rappers, Chicago myths vs. reality, and an animal-kingdom face-off. New DIYS every week—pull up! • 👉 Subscribe for new episodes + turn on notifications 🔔 • 💬 Comment: What food (if any) would you still eat after it hits the floor? • 📺 Catch Planet Sandwich live, Wednesdays @ 6 PM PT • 📺 Watch Tahir's special "Aging Out" • 📺 Catch "Churchy" and "The Hospital" on BET/BET+ • 📤 Share this episode with a friend who loves chaotic hypotheticals Join our Patreon now!! / daminternetyouscary 00:00 – Cold Open: Trash juice & floor-food rules 01:24 – The “Don’t Touch the Spaghetti” game setup 03:09 – Uber driver, repast spaghetti & ridiculous escalation 05:10 – Are we doing this right now? How the bit works 06:01 – What would you eat out of the trash (top layer only)? 07:28 – Fruit vs. veggies: rinse, slice, or pass 10:11 – Reality-show kitchen disaster: serving… trash spaghetti? 11:26 – “Yes, and”: building the world of the bit 12:57 – Accidentally killing Gordon Ramsay?! Career pivot talk 15:22 – Monica Lewinsky, presidents & power + media culture 20:08 – AD: BlueChew (Offer) 21:31 – Back to the dress, late-90s context, school drills 25:09 – WorldStar to TikTok: why fights aren’t worth it 27:30 – Streamer incident breakdown & consequences 31:00 – Streaming pitfalls: who’s around you matters 35:00 – IRL streaming, stream-sniping & safety 36:02 – AD: BetterHelp (Offer) 38:59 – Security vs. clout: when to let pros handle it 40:09 – DaBaby incidents & “realest rapper” debate 42:16 – King Von discussion & Chicago realities 44:13 – Chicago is beautiful (travel notes & downtown rule) 47:00 – 6'8" car-review friend & insane life stories 49:20 – Animal Planet logic: size really matters 51:21 – Bear vs. massive wolf: hour-long standoff 52:23 – Plugs: tours, projects & Planet Sandwich live 52:57 – Outro: Thanks, Scary Squad!
318: The Meth Monks?! | DIYSSep 4, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min👉 Download PrizePicks: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! 👉 Try Factor Meals: Go to factormeals.com/DIYS50off and use code DIYS50off for 50% off your first box + free breakfast for a year! Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore dive deep into content creation, streaming vs rap, the wild story of meth-addicted monks, and Shaq’s jaw-dropping business empire. From childhood toys to hotel gyms and positive affirmations, the conversation is as hilarious as it is real. 00:00 – Turning hobbies into content pressure 02:15 – Who’s more influential: rappers or streamers? 05:30 – Comedians and the rise of streaming 09:50 – Twitch, music, and new creator opportunities 11:40 – AD: PrizePicks Promo 13:10 – Meth monks in Thailand?! 16:30 – Shaq’s wild business empire & investments 20:40 – Shaq’s $27M private jet 25:30 – Bill Gates’ Porsche loophole 28:10 – Childhood toys, games & music memories 33:40 – Chasing perfection vs. just creating 38:20 – Losing the fun in content creation 41:00 – Audience pressure & cancel fears 44:40 – Kai Cenat & authenticity in streaming 46:00 – AD: Factor Meals Promo 48:10 – Tahir’s Chicago food adventures 52:20 – Hotel gyms & rooftop gardens 57:00 – Positive affirmations & discipline 59:20 – Churchy season news & acting updates 01:01:40 – Outro & Twitch plug 💬 Comment below: Do you think streamers have replaced rappers as the new stars? 📺 Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT & SUBSCRIBE to help us hit 100K subscribers! Follow us everywhere: Instagram/TikTok: @DamInternetYouScary Hosts: @patrickcloudchannel @tahirmoore Producer: @hippiegoals Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
317: Robot Moms and Purple Aliens on DIYS with Dion LackAug 28, 2025 · 1 hr 11 min🔥 Sponsored by BetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month of therapy: betterhelp.com/diys 💰 Sponsored by PrizePicks – Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! 💳 Sponsored by CashApp – Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Another wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with hosts Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud featuring guest Dion Lack. This week we discuss: Could Will Smith really have been Neo in The Matrix? Why the I Am Legend dog scene broke us 😭 Pregnant robots in China 👶🤖 A crocodile’s virgin birth 🐊 No-melt ice cream 🍦 Cartoon roommates from hell 🏠 And why aliens might actually be PURPLE 👽 🔔 Hit the bell so you never miss an episode. 🎤 Follow the hosts: @PatrickCloudChannel @tahirmoore Guest: @LacktoastEnt https://www.instagram.com/dionlack Producer: @HippieGoals 🎧 Listen on Apple Podcasts & Spotify Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 0:00 – Don’t Drop the Spaghetti Game 1:24 – Welcome Back 3:30 – Will Smith Almost Starred in The Matrix 7:00 – Hiking Therapy & BetterHelp Ad 11:34 – Patrick Cloud’s Birthday Surprise 13:00 – Will Smith’s Best Emotional Scenes 20:01 – Mannequins & I Am Legend Dog Debate 27:00 – Diseases & Sickle Cell Myths 30:10 – Beaver Booty Vanilla?! 31:13 – Worst Cartoon Roommates 34:09 – Funniest Animals If They Could Talk 37:34 – PrizePicks Ad (Sports Betting) 39:34 – Wild “Would You Rather?” Scenarios 42:31 – Pregnant Robots in China 45:30 – Crocodile Virgin Birth Discovery 50:20 – Scientists Create No-Melt Ice Cream 53:41 – Funnel Cakes vs Pancakes 56:00 – CashApp Ad (Promo Code DIYs) 59:00 – The Greater Glider Animal Facts 1:01:15 – WWII POW Mistaken as “Crazy” 1:04:30 – Purple Aliens Could Be Real? 1:07:00 – Space Isn’t Always Cold?! 1:09:20 – Solar Winds & Final Thoughts 1:09:45 – Upcoming Shows & Comedy Specials 1:11:07 – Closing
316: You Can't UNSEE this! on DIYS w/Big Irish JayAug 23, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minTahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Big Irish Jay for a wild ride through zombie squirrels (squirrel fibromatosis), cocaine-laced shrimp, an FDA warning on radioactive shrimp, and the long-running Denver International Airport conspiracy—plus Alaska Triangle vanishings and the first attempted homicide in Antarctica. It’s equal parts creepy, hilarious, and “why is this happening?” Tap in, laugh with us, and drop your favorite conspiracy in the comments 🧪🐿️🛫 👍 If you laughed, hit Like 🔔 Subscribe for weekly weirdness S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com/diys Kikoff https://getkikoff.com/DIYS Mando get 20% off + free shipping with promo code: DIYS at https://www.shopmando.com 00:00 — Cold open & mic chaos 00:28 — Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! + guest Big Irish Jay 01:38 — Losing weight on the road (energy, exploring cities) 02:43 — 185 lbs down & sweating on stage no more 03:47 — Icebreaker: If you were a Transformer… what everyday object? 05:19 — Drone, air fryer, phone or…? (the debate spirals) 07:32 — Zombie apocalypse: who’s the most useless celebrity? 😬 18:58 — Sponsor: Deodorant read that goes off the rails 21:21 — Travel, AC wars & “The List” plug 23:05 — Topic kick-off: “Zombie squirrels” sighted 23:25 — Why they look like that (fibromatosis, pox family) 26:23 — Rabbits with “horns” (Shope papilloma) & why you shouldn’t touch wildlife 27:20 — Hood tours in real neighborhoods… bad idea 29:26 — Shrimp test positive for cocaine (UK freshwater study) 33:14 — Sponsor: Credit builder (Kikoff) 35:27 — FDA flags radioactive shrimp recall (what to avoid) 39:21 — Denver Airport conspiracies: blue horse, murals, gargoyles 44:55 — Sponsor: BlueChew—legendary ad read 47:29 — “Damn That’s Creepy”: Alaska Triangle disappearances 50:08 — Volcano/alien base tales & USOs from the water 51:08 — Viral athlete name controversy (the “ultimate pass” hats) 55:10 — Antarctica’s first attempted homicide… over book spoilers 01:01:06 — Big Irish Jay tour dates (Rapid City, Tucson, Manteca) 01:01:55 — Show plugs: BET+ “Churchy” 01:02:40 — Wrap up Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
315: Eggs, Beavers & Beefs on DIYSAug 15, 2025 · 1 hr 1 minDam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Summer nostalgia fades, animal parts get weird, and cinnamon shocks us all. In this hilarious Dam Internet, You Scary! episode, we debate the BEST and WORST seasons, try to survive an “animal body part” challenge, get grossed out by fertilized eggs, and salute beavers who saved $1.2 million. We also dive into: 🐿 Carnivorous squirrels?! 🥩 Exotic meats we’d try (or avoid) 🌿 Cinnamon’s surprising origin 🐚 Soft-shell crabs—disturbing or delicious? Plus, find out which exotic dish we’d serve our moms and which one we’d rather cook ourselves. 📺 Watch more episodes on Tubi! 🎧 Subscribe for more wild stories, bizarre facts, and Internet chaos. #DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #WeirdFacts #Animals #ExoticFood S/O to our sponsors BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Kikoff getkikoff.com/diys 00:00 – Summer doesn’t hit the same 00:42 – Best & worst seasons debate 01:03 – “Static Sporadic” tongue twister 02:14 – Jill Scott theme song moment 04:33 – August birthdays & famous Leos 05:26 – Jason Momoa’s surprising best role 07:01 – Leo traits: stubborn or frugal? 07:23 – Which animal part would you want? 10:03 – Brisket cravings & snack talk 11:49 – Fertilized eggs… in grocery stores?! 13:18 – Could you cook a chick by accident? 15:58 – Caviar bumps & Wagyu beef hype 22:37 – Soft-shell crabs = molting nightmares 25:43 – One’s Gotta Go: eyebrows, teeth, hair, nails 27:45 – Building a 4,000-year-old style house 33:20 – Beavers save $1.2 million 37:32 – Cinnamon comes from tree bark?! 44:15 – Carnivorous California squirrels 50:34 – Cook, Eat, Serve challenge: raccoon, shark, iguana 59:44 – Exotic meats we’d try 01:01:07 – Camel hump & other weird eats 01:01:27 – Closing & upcoming tour dates Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
314: Scientists Still Don’t Know What This Thing Is... and That’s Terrifying. on DIYSAug 8, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minSponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code DIYS Factor https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off Would YOU trade a live alligator for a beer? One Florida man did—because of course he did. 🐊🍺 In this outrageous episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick cover: Unhinged Florida Man headlines that will break your brain 😵 A mysterious glowing orb found deep in the ocean 🌊 The allegedly cursed town of Dudleytown, CT 👻 Pee breaks that last forever and public poop confessions 💩 The true drama behind Adidas vs. Puma 👟 What they’d be doing in witness protection (spoiler: power-washing pirate porn star?) You came for the chaos—and we delivered. 👇 SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS: What would YOUR fake name be in witness protection? 00:00 - Blueberries Ain’t Got No Flavor?! 🍓 01:15 - Why We’re Canceling the Ice Cream Truck Song 🚫 02:00 - Aging Hits Different: Big Fonts & Bigger Naps 03:30 - Public Poop Confessions & Long Pee Struggles 💀 09:15 - Why Drinking Water Makes You Pee Like Crazy 12:00 - Florida Man Mad Libs Begin! 🧂 14:30 - What?! Down His Pants at Walmart?! 16:30 - Robbery at Chinese Restaurant 😳 18:40 - Florida Man Blames WHAT? for Driving into Ditch 20:00 - Random Weapon Attack?! 22:00 - Guess in the comments?! (For Real) 24:30 - Bluetooth Ad - Wild Taglines & Bricked Up Lies 26:15 - Creepy Conspiracy: Curse of Dudleytown 👻 30:00 - A Glowing Orb Found Deep in the Ocean 🌊 33:45 - Antarctica’s Creepy New Sea Creatures 🧊 36:00 - All Pizza Chains Use the SAME Cheese?! 🧀 39:00 - Adidas vs Puma: A Family Betrayal Story 👟 44:00 - Witness Protection Game: Fake Jobs & Names 48:00 - Power Washers, Pirates, and Paula Darlene 56:00 - Legally a Menace to Society?! 🤯 59:00 - Wrapping Up: Upcoming Tours + Scary Squad Shoutout — ✅ Subscribe to join the Scary Squad! New episodes every week with more chaos, conspiracies, and comedy. 🎙️ Join the Patreon for exclusive access: https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #FloridaMan #Conspiracy #PeeBreaks #CursedTowns #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #PodcastComedy
313: Venmo the Government?! South Park’s Deal & 65K Texts Arrest on DIYSJul 31, 2025 · 1 hr 4 minDam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help 🎧 Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Ghosts, cryptids, stalker texts, and a state telling kids to come to school sick—this episode is chaos in the best way. We hit the Crescent Hotel in Arkansas (America’s “most haunted” spot), the Fouke Monster that inspired The Legend of Boggy Creek, a 65,000-text stalker story that ends in a bathtub, Tennessee’s wild attendance crackdown, plus “Venmo the national debt?!” and South Park’s mega deal. We’re gunning for 100,000 subscribers—we’re at 85K. If you laughed, learned, or yelled at your screen, smash Subscribe and share this with one friend who loves DIYS. Topics this week Haunted Crescent Hotel lore, fake “doctor” cures, ghost sightings Fouke Monster (Arkansas cryptid) & Boggy Creek Viral stalker case: 65,000 texts after one date Tennessee policy pushing sick kids to school Venmo/PayPal to “reduce the national debt” (for real) South Park’s massive deal + streaming overload Plus: aliens, pizza vs. ice cream for first contact, and a game Support & links 🧠 Sponsor: BetterHelp — Use our link for 10% off: https://www.betterhelp.com/diys 🎟️ Tour dates: https://www.kevonstage.com/shows 🛒 Merch: https://dam-internet-you-scary-store.creator-spring.com/ Help us hit 100K: Comment your favorite moment + turn on notifications. New DIYS every week! 00:00 – Cold Open: August birthdays, Tacoma shoutouts & that grilled-cheese print ad. 01:13 – Scary Squad & Patreon birthdays: “Get your dates in!” 02:10 – Back in studio + Freestyle opener (new format test). 04:14 – Bellflower show recap & Black Ron’s 26-minute freestyle (wild). 05:27 – YouTube Top Fans / XP & live chat roll call. 06:10 – Alien Asylum Q: What food explains human culture? (bologna vs. ice cream vs. pizza/Dave’s/Wingstop). 18:38 – Road-Trip / Carpool / Stranded game (All Def crew picks). 20:48 – BetterHelp ad (personal therapy story & offer). 23:45 – Damn That’s Creepy: Ghosts of the Crescent Hotel (fake cures, bones found, nurse with gurney). 34:33 – Arkansas Cryptid: Fouke Monster & Boggy Creek tie-in. 41:01 – 65,000 texts after ONE date + caught bathing at his place. 45:29 – Tennessee: Doctor’s notes don’t count? Sick kids → court threats. 50:22 – “Venmo the National Debt?” (Treasury via PayPal/Venmo). 53:46 – South Park’s massive deal & why streaming feels overwhelming. 1:03:18 – Plugs & upcoming dates (Ball Brothers tour, EU dates, Little Rock). #diys #DamnInternetYouScary #DIYS #CrescentHotel #FoukeMonster #BoggyCreek #TrueWeird #StalkerStory #SouthPark #Tennessee
312: Racist Starter Kits, Haunted Dolls on Tour & Meth Tattoos?!Jul 24, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minDam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Racism has a uniform?! The guys break down the unofficial fashion guide of the most hateful folks, dive into the cursed Annabelle doll shutting down 911 in Pennsylvania, and Tahir shares the insane story of getting tatted by a possibly high-on-meth tattoo artist. From Roommate/Neighbor/Landlord games with Kanye & Elon to dissecting the dumbest moments in Fast & Furious, this episode is comedy chaos. 👻 Haunted Dolls, 🔥 Tattoo Disasters, 🎥 Terrible Movie Logic — it’s all here. 👇 Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and drop your favorite “WTF moment” in the comments! 🔗 Sponsored by Green Chef – code: 50DIYS at https://www.GreenChef.com 00:00 The Racist Starter Kit: Flags, Fits & Fashion Clues 02:50 All Lives Matter Backlash & Hidden Racism 04:10 Tahir’s Bantu Knot Era + Geodude Roast 07:50 Roommate, Neighbor, Landlord: Kanye, Elon & Karen 10:45 Which Black Sitcom Gets the Boot? 15:20 Theme Song Switch-Ups: Jamie Foxx vs. Power 18:50 Soap Opera Plot Twists & Death Resurrections 20:00 Annabelle the Doll Shuts Down 911?! 22:45 Is Annabelle Actually Cursed? (And Tour-Worthy?) 25:30 You Don’t Own the Rights to Your Face?! Denmark Law 27:10 Tattoo Laws, Mike Tyson & Copyrights 28:30 Tahir’s Meth-Fueled Tattoo Saga 34:10 Movies That Make NO Sense Today 40:10 SeaWorld Concerts? Ja Rule vs. 50 Cent Still Going 44:45 Wild ’90s Action Movies & Plot Holes 52:00 Cybertruck Explodes?! Tesla Door Fail 55:45 Fast & Furious: From Cars to Space to God Mode 58:40 Jason Momoa’s Wildest Role Yet 01:01:00 Wrap-Up + Final Thoughts
311: What If You Disappeared and Didn’t Tell Anyone? on DIYSJul 18, 2025 · 1 hr 16 minWhat if there was $2 Trillion in unclaimed property—and your name was on some of it? 😳 In this solo episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into conspiracy territory with theories about unclaimed money, identity theft, crypto wallets, and… Clone-a-Willie kits? Get ready for a hilarious and off-the-rails conversation about: The difference between faking your death and disappearing Why some billionaires die without heirs The mysterious vanishing of old iPods and Bitcoin Clone wars involving... body parts 👀 And how AI and Amazon might already know too much about you 🚨 Plus: Would you still want your clone’s junk to work? 🤔 💬 Drop your answer in the comments and make sure to subscribe for more chaos! #DIYS #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ConspiracyPodcast #ComedyShow JOIN THE SCARY SQUAD https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys CashApp #CashAppPartner Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod. For a limited time only, new Cash App customers can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. For real. Just download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code DIYS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.
310: How to Survive Nuclear Fallout & The Creepiest Murder in LA History 🧟Jul 10, 2025 · 1 hr 15 minDam, Internet! This episode is packed—literally. From anime debates to apocalypse prep, we go off the rails with everything from survival kits and Demon Slayer to nuclear threats and creepy serial killer theories. 👻 This week’s “Dam, That’s Creepy” takes us deep into the Black Dahlia murder—complete with hauntings, Hollywood cover-ups, and a doctor who may have done it… according to his own detective son. 🎒 We also break down what goes in a real “go bag” for fire, earthquake, or nuclear events—yes, duct tape included. Plus: Anime hot takes (Naruto, Solo Leveling, Demon Slayer) A serial killer brand strategy segment 🤯 🎤 Guest co-host: Brennon Edwards from ⁨@HOWTONERDPODCAST⁩ 👀 Hosted by: Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore Producer: ⁨@HippieGoals⁩ 00:00 - Martial Arts, Racquetball & Pickleball Talk 01:45 - Parenting & Pickleball Courts in L.A. 03:45 - Competitive Table Tennis with Dad 04:53 - Welcome to DIYS w/ Guest Brennan from How to Nerd 06:30 - What Brennan's Been Nerding Out About 07:45 - Nuclear Threats & Global Policy 09:40 - Emergency Prep & Go Bag Essentials 11:10 - How to Survive a Nuclear Bomb 13:00 - Survival Tips, Iodine, Duct Tape & Demon Slayer 15:00 - Anime Talk: Demon Slayer & Entertainment District Arc 17:30 - Falcon & Winter Soldier, Marvel & Apocalypse Fandom 18:55 - Fallout TV Show vs Real Nuclear Fallout 20:05 - BlueChew Ad (Wild & Unfiltered) 23:40 - Can You Kill in War? Morality & Gaming Logic 26:00 - AI Takeovers, Animatrix & Brain Rot from GPT 29:00 - Reading Maps & Losing Survival Skills 30:45 - Backup Cameras, Driving, & Millennial Habits 32:00 - Brennan Never Watched Naruto?! 34:10 - Anime Gatekeeping & Toxic Fandom 36:30 - Dragon Ball Z vs Naruto vs Solo Leveling 38:40 - Demon Slayer Writing vs Classic Power-Ups 40:15 - Jujutsu Kaisen, Solo Leveling, My Hero Academia 41:40 - Anime Power Scaling & Bleach Resurrection 43:00 - Damn That's Creepy: Creepy California Begins 43:40 - The Black Dahlia Murder (Leimert Park) 45:40 - Ghosts at Biltmore Hotel & the Hodel House 47:30 - Was Her Killer a Doctor? LAPD Conspiracies 50:00 - Serial Killers with Degrees & Dexter Comparisons 52:00 - One-and-Done Murderers & Regret Theory 54:15 - The Black Dahlia Name + Racial Confusion 56:00 - Personal Motives or Ritualistic Killing? 57:45 - Serial Killer Branding & Public Ego 59:00 - Pitched Segment: What’s Your Serial Killer Name? 59:45 - Ad Break: Factor Meals (Sponsor) 01:02:00 - Pat's Serial Killer Weapon: Mountain Lion Jaws 01:05:15 - Is That Even Logistically Possible?! 01:07:00 - Brennan’s Method: Poison Ivy & Nightshade 01:08:55 - Unique Weapons: Headbutt Assassin? 01:10:30 - Brennan's Pick: The Killer Whale 01:13:15 - Boat Sabotage & Killer Whale Strategy 01:15:10 - Hippie Goals’ Garden of Deadly Plants?! 01:17:30 - Wrapping Up: Serial Killers & Plot Holes S/O to our Sponsors Factor https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off Promo Code DIYS50Off Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com/ promo code DIYS
309: Would You Eat Human Meat? | DIYS w/ Rodney Perry & Correy BellJul 5, 2025 · 1 hr 18 minIn this wild episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, we welcome back comedy OG Rodney Perry and the hilarious Correy Bell! From a failed attempt at white hair dye to accidentally creating Smurf hair, Rodney shares stories that will have you crying. But that’s not even the wildest part… 🚨 The crew discusses a real story about a man who cooked and served his own amputated leg to friends — and they said YES! Would you try human fajitas? We also get into: The male equivalent of women getting bangs 💇‍♀️ Childhood confessions (yes, boogers & chemicals 😳) Sports uniform malfunctions Ridiculous Black family superstitions And the ultimate scam: concert ticket fees! This one is chaotic, hilarious, and unfiltered. You’ve been warned. 👇 Drop a comment: What’s YOUR vote for the male version of getting bangs? 🔔 Subscribe for more comedy chaos! 00:00 - Intro + Male Equivalent of Bangs 01:45 - Rodney’s White Hair Fail 💀 04:00 - Atlanta Comedy Show Recap 07:35 - “Caucasian Peanut Butter” = Hummus 😂 10:00 - Cancer Season Chaos & Sister Rants 13:00 - Man Serves Own Leg as Fajitas?! 18:45 - The Pork Vagina Segment (Brace Yourself) 21:00 - BetterHelp Mental Health Ad Read 23:45 - Mental Health & Therapy Talk 26:00 - Deodorant Confessions & Hairy Throwbacks 30:00 - Sports Wardrobe Malfunctions 35:00 - Thick Thigh Love & Football Bodies 39:00 - Ticket Fees & Travel Scams 42:00 - Airport Wheelchair Hacks 44:30 - Black Superstitions Debunked 46:00 - Cats, Allergies & Cultural Bias 47:00 - Childhood Booger-Eating Confessions 🤢 51:00 - Comet, Shower Powder, & Deodorant... as Snacks?! 54:00 - Kids, Fire, and More Childhood Chaos 58:00 - Q-Tip Addiction & Unsafe Ear Tools 😬 S/O to BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys #DIYS #RodneyPerry #ComedyPodcast
308: Roasts That Never Die, Tyler Perry Villains & AI Gone Too Far | DIYS PodcastJun 26, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minDam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. 🔥 This week on Dam Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into the jokes that stick for life, discuss the most despicable movie villains, and get real about the dangers of AI, deepfakes, and remix culture. 🎮 They also play a hilarious word association game that gets wild, talk cosplay regrets, and introduce a brand new accountability segment to try new things! 👕 Sponsored by: BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Green Chef https://www.greenchef.com/50diys and use code 50DIYS 💬 Drop your wildest roast moment, anime cosplay idea, or creepiest AI news story in the comments! 🎧 Available on all podcast platforms. 📱 Follow us on social: Patrick Cloud: @PatrickCloudChannel Tahir Moore: @tahirmoore Producer Hippie Goals: @HippieGoals 📍 Timestamps | Chapter Titles: 00:00 - Intro & East Coast Energy 01:00 - The Roast That Became Your Brand 05:15 - The Joke That Follows Me Everywhere 06:45 - Astrology & Cancer Season Vibes 08:15 - ChatGPT is Getting Scary… For Real 12:45 - Aging, AI & Existential Dread 17:10 - Cosplay Regrets & Anime FOMO 19:00 - Favorite Tyler Perry Villains 22:30 - Most Hated Characters in TV & Film 25:55 - Villains You Low-Key Agree With 26:55 - Word Association Game: Arcade vs. Desk 😂 31:10 - Preaching Podcasts vs. Just Being Funny 34:00 - AI Deepfakes, Misinformation & Scary Memes 45:00 - Real News vs. AI Nonsense 48:40 - Will Newspapers Make a Comeback? 52:00 - Cancel Culture & When AI Crosses the Line 55:00 - Jurassic Park, Art Imitating Life 58:00 - Accountability Segment: Try Something New 01:05:30 - Book Goals, Gospel Music, and Closing Out #DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #PodcastClips #ComedyPodcast #BlackPodcasts #FunnyAF #RoastCulture #InternetCulture #PopCultureTalk #WordGames #ChatGPT #AIHumor #AIDangers #DeepfakeDrama #ArtificialIntelligence #FutureTech #ScarySmart #NerdLife #CosplayFails #AnimeFandom #WordAssociationGame #GamerTalk #FortniteFails #TylerPerryVillains #MovieVillains #KillmongerWasRight #JoffreyBaratheon #UnlikableCharacters #CancerSeason #AstrologyTalk #ZodiacVibes #MustWatch #ForYou #TrendingNow #ViralPodcast #ClipOfTheDay #FYP Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

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