Podcast
Don't Say...with Paul & Dave
Catalog
Episodes
- Covid Sauce, Meat Cheese & Hang in there, Baby - Ep. 54May 26, 2020 · 46 minThe gang discusses assholes who don't comply, cheese, and who would be eaten first. Eban is pinching the wieners.
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- Quarantine, Genies & Robot Toilets - Ep. 53May 19, 2020 · 46 minThe gang come out from crying under their beds to attempt a podcast after a long hiatus. Warning: Sound is not great. Recorded on a well-known teleconference app.
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- Jerry Minor, Jock Itch & Gloves - Ep.52Feb 25, 2020 · 54 minJerry Minor drops in on the gang and tells tales of a glove and his religious past. Eban is reaming the hamster.
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- Arden Myrin, John Ross Bowie & Sketchfest - Ep. 51Feb 4, 2020 · 1 hr 2 minIn this season 2 opener from SF Sketchfest, the gang welcomes hilarious Arden Myrin & John Ross Bowie as they discuss the Eagles, Jasmine Breeze & Dave as a hot hooker. Eban is porking the giblets.
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- Live from Sketchfest! - Ep.01Feb 4, 2020 · 55 minDave Foley and Paul Greenberg debut the podcast in front of a live audience at San Francisco Sketchfest 2019. James Adomian (Comedy Bang! Bang!) and Scott Thompson (Kids in the Hall) join in for this momentous occasion. “Elon Musk” makes an appearance, plus, they all discuss their worst movie experiences.Learn more about your ad choices.
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- New Year's Resolutions, FDR & Velocipede - Ep. 50Jan 7, 2020 · 51 minIn this finale episode of season 1, the gang discuss their plans for the new year. Dave joins a book club. Eban is reaming the pupases.
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- Orphan Gangs, Pee Breaks & Cousin Oliver - Ep. 49Dec 31, 2019 · 46 minThe gang discusses old sitcoms and pranks Dave. Eban is stiffing the waiters.
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- Greensleeves, Norton & The Story of Christmas - Ep.48Dec 24, 2019 · 47 minDave, the atheist, tries to educate the gang about Christmas. Eban is spewing the stonies.
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- Puff'n'Stuff, Graceland & Diving Bells - Ep.47Dec 17, 2019 · 45 minThe gang muses about community college classes and proper pronunciations. Eban is digit-blasting the plastics.
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- N’Sync, Dead Parents & Hell - Ep. 46Dec 10, 2019 · 43 minThe gang discusses who’s going where. Dave has opinions about dead parents. Eban is tinkling the pukas.
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- Big Josh, Nude Ranch & Sheep Dip - Ep. 45Dec 3, 2019 · 45 minThe gang reminisces about childhood toys. Eban’s on a roll. Paul wants to go to a nude ranch.
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- Bathroom Murders, The Bride & Whip ’n’ Dip - Ep.44Nov 26, 2019 · 46 minPaul doesn’t understand technology. Elaine returns. The gang discusses how the kids get drunk these days. Crissy uses the “Mom finger.”
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- DogAss, Mona Lisa & Free the Vag - Ep. 43Nov 19, 2019 · 45 minPaul has a new hair product. Jackie goes on a rant. Eban is snicker’ the pervies.
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- Andy Kindler, J.Elvis Weinstein, Milk Duds & Teeth Acting - Ep. 42Nov 12, 2019 · 50 minThe gang are back home in Eban’s Netherota Studios. Andy Kindler & J. Elvis weinstein of Thought Spiral podcast drop in and talk about Jewish humor, aging & more. Jackie is the Maitre’D. Crissy is a server.
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- Corduroy, Horse Delivery & Glory Holes, cont’d - Ep. 41Nov 5, 2019 · 51 minThe gang goes off the rails again. Urban Schlicer is spreading the musk. Crissy just wants it to end.
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- Carla Jimenez, Glory Holes & Christmas - Ep. 40Oct 29, 2019 · 48 minCarla Jimenez (The Mick) drops by and discusses community theater and album titles. Eban is picking the scabs.
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- Greek Yogurt, Pronunciations & None Money - Ep. 39Oct 22, 2019 · 47 minThe gang discuss proper pronunciations. Dave tries to relax. Jackie goes back to work. Eban is snubbing the nubbins.
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- Ed Begley, Jr., Rachelle Carson & Canadian Trivia - Ep. 38Oct 15, 2019 · 44 minCrissy fails at Canadian trivia. Ed Begley, Jr. & Rachelle Carson dish about marriage and electric cars. Eban is mincing the puce.
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- Wet Dreams, Gut Biomes & Browning the Chicken - Ep. 37Oct 8, 2019 · 47 minWelcome to the DSC Clubhouse where the gang goes too far, too many times. Eban spoons the yogurt.
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- Scott Thompson, Sounding & Failed Laugh-In Characters - Ep. 36Oct 1, 2019 · 56 minScott Thompson surprises the guys and keeps the gang laughing. Jackie tries out a new character. Eban slumps the stumps.
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- Clowns, Personality Tests & Dicks in Boxes - Ep. 35Sep 24, 2019 · 44 minThe gang tests Jackie’s personality. Eban Fucks the Knucklers.
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- Bert Kreischer, Breast Milk & Spin Instructors - Ep. 34Sep 17, 2019 · 1 hr 12 minBert Kreischer joins the gang and hilariously recounts a life-changing moment, as well as competing with Joe Rogan. Eban is hiding the anal beads.
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- James (PJ) Ransone, Clowns & The Elephant Man - Ep. 33Sep 10, 2019 · 56 minJames (PJ) Ransone stops in and gives the inside scoop on IT Chapter Two. The gang veers off into Elephant Man improv. Evan Schlesserman pokes the turds.
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- Jay Kogen, English Day and 70’s Hollywood Royalty - Ep. 32Sep 3, 2019 · 50 minJay Kogen (The Simpsons, Fraser) drops in and regales the crew with hilarious stories about Hollywood Royalty in the 70’s. Eban is running the funts.
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- Pirates, CFM Pumps & Find the Vagina - Ep.31Aug 27, 2019 · 46 minClassy as always, the Don't Say gang flies all over the map discussing anything from Rod Stewart to pirate lore. Eban is mincing the pubes.
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- Ben Acker, Proctologists & Toe Stories - Ep. 30Aug 20, 2019 · 47 minBen Acker (Thrilling Adventure Hour, kidmidnightcomic.com) pops in and schools the gang on adoption. Erin Schlisserman is fudging the numbers.
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- Desert Islands, Astronauts & Crotch Loofas - Ep. 29Aug 13, 2019 · 47 minThe Don’t Say gang discusses fingerblasting, spaghetti and more while Evan Schlepper porks the Gherkins.
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- Jenny McCarthy, Playboy Mansion & Bushes - Ep. 28Aug 6, 2019 · 52 minHilarious Jenny McCarthy (Jenny McCarthy Show, The Masked Singer) regales the group with stories from her Playboy experience. Eban is stinking the toothpicks.
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- Rob Zabrecky, Shadoe Stevens & Beautiful Downtown Burbank - Ep. 27Jul 30, 2019 · 48 minThoroughly engaging magician, actor and punch rocker, Rob Zabrecky (Possum Dixon, Magic Castle, Criminal Minds), joins the gang to discuss magic, the old days and his new memoir, Strange Cures. Plus, Paul is titular & Crissy is a stereotype.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Mary Lynn Rajskub, Peg Boys & Ol’ Dusty Boobs - Ep. 26Jul 23, 2019 · 47 minOld friend, Mary Lynn Rajskub (24, Checking In with Mary Lynn Podcast) drops by and talks about the old days with Dave, Paul, Jackie & Crissy, while Eban porks the timbers.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Don’t Say Gang, Coffee & Sea Urchins - Ep. 25Jul 16, 2019 · 48 minThe gang entertains each other with no guest. Crissy imitates Paul. Eban violates a sea urchin. Dave & Jackie have restless leg, and Paul is still short. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Penn Jillette, Vampire Finch & Newfies - Ep. 24Jul 9, 2019 · 1 hr 1 minThe amazing Penn Jillette magically appears and demonstrates the worst stand-up ever. Dave and Paul disclose that Eban has penis-fingers. Jackie and Crissy discuss which Friend each of them are.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Kirsten Vangsness, Cloacas & Full Farrah - Ep. 23Jul 2, 2019 · 48 minKirsten Vangsness (Criminal Minds) drops in and gives the gang the inside scoop on CriMi, distilleries and theater. Paul compliments Dave on his good feather. Jackie fangirls again. Crissy learns the rules of the zone. Eban tinkles the ticklers.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Joely Fisher, Gigolos & a Gaggle of Virgins - Ep. 22Jun 25, 2019 · 51 minJoely Fisher (Ellen, ’Til Death) surprises the gang with stories of growing up as the child of celebrities. Dave & Paul discuss Paul’s failed career as a gigolo. It’s moving day for Jackie, so Crissy & Eban pick up the slack.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Colin Ferguson, Trains and Little Bonus - Ep. 21Jun 18, 2019 · 45 minColin Ferguson (Eureka) visits the gang and bonds with Jackie over their mutual homeland. Paul gets a new nickname. Eban gives Dave & Crissy legal advice about a toy train lawsuit.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Nathan Fillion, Loch Ness Monster & Peeler Bars - Ep. 20Jun 11, 2019 · 47 minThe room becomes very Canadian as Nathan Fillion (The Rookie, Castle, Firefly) drops in and discusses strip clubs and body hair. Paul proposes a new segment, which Dave does not enjoy. Eban gives shaky legal advice. And Jackie & Crissy try not to giggle too much.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Paget Brewster, Screaming Liver & Murder Shows - Ep. 19Jun 4, 2019 · 48 minPaget Brewster (Criminal Minds, Dan VS.) finds out Jackie & Crissy stalk her on TV. Dave is on death’s door. Paul punishes Eban by turning off his mic. Follow us on IG & Twitter at @DontSayPaulDave and watch episodes on YouTube.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Leonard Maltin, Area 52 & Ishtar - Ep. 18May 28, 2019 · 45 minBeloved movie critic, Leonard Maltin (Maltin on Movies Podcast) thrills the guys with his insights on cinema. The gang discusses teachers. Paul worked at lesser known Area 52. Features Paul Greenberg, Dave Foley, Jackie Harris, Crissy Guerrero & Eban Schletter.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Eric McCormack, Crack Gum & The Grotto - Ep. 17May 21, 2019 · 45 minEric McCormack (Will & Grace, The Travelers) makes the Dave & Paul play What’s My Line. Jackie is the new spokesperson for Crack Gum. Dave, as always, talks UFOs. Also featuring Eban’s legal advice, and Crissy as, well, Crissy.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Dave Koechner, Beavers and Diefenbunker - Ep. 16May 14, 2019 · 45 minDavid Koechner (Anchorman, The Office) drops by and entertains the group as they talk about how all their paths have crossed. The Canadians teach us about beavers and Diefenbunkers.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- French Stewart, First Jobs and Fannies - Ep. 15May 7, 2019 · 44 minThe gang gets used to their new digs. French Stewart surprises the guys and they discuss first jobs. Also, Jackie’s childhood memories are dashed by learning the true meaning of a word. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- The Sklar Brothers, Bolweevils & a Handful of Crotch - Ep. 14Apr 30, 2019 · 48 minJason & Randy Sklar surprise Dave & Paul and regale them with stories of their youth. The gang muses about what it would be like if Paul were king. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Chelsea Handler, Kissing Cousins & Nipples - Ep. 13Apr 23, 2019 · 47 minChelsea Handler gets real and talks old sitcoms, kissing cousins, nipples and her new book, Life Will Be the Death of Me…and You, too! Paul has an obsession with elephant feet. Features Dave Foley, Paul Greenberg, Jackie Harris, Eban Schletter & Crissy Guerrero. (Recorded at Netherota Studios on March 3, 2019)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Kate Flannery, Jaguars & Ass-lashes - Ep. 12Apr 16, 2019 · 45 minKate Flannery (The Office) drops in and models leopard print. The gang discuss fake eyelashes, boobs, Irish roots, and World War II.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Dave Thomas, Bad Employees & Hitler’s Paper Boy - Ep. 11Apr 9, 2019 · 54 minLegendary comedian, Dave Thomas (SCTV, Bob & Doug Mackenzie, Bones) drops in and gives the gang insight into the early days of SCTV. Paul was a paper boy. Eban is on the Piano Registry. David Steinberg features prominently. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Janet Varney, Robuts & Exorcisms - Ep. 10Apr 3, 2019 · 44 minJanet Varney (Stan Against Evil, The JV Club Podcast) drops in on the guys and discusses robots, Galentines Day and Farley Mowat. Dave, Paul, Jackie & Crissy talk about scoring and Moses. Eban keeps drivers awake. (Recorded at Netherota Studio on February 13, 2019)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Stephen Root, Angry Vaginas & Old Bands - Ep. 09Mar 25, 2019 · 43 minEverybody’s favorite character actor, Stephen Root (Ballad of Buster Scruggs, Office Space, Newsradio,) drops in on the gang. Dave & Stephen reminisce about Newsradio. Paul demonstrates his booming low voice. Jackie has an angry vagina. Crissy & Eban offer commentary and advice, as usual.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Dana Gould, Poutine & Cuntrees – Ep. 08Mar 18, 2019 · 46 minSurprise guest, Dana Gould (Stan Against Evil, The Dana Gould Hour) drops in and discusses the effect of porn on the younger generation. Hosts, Dave Foley & Paul Greenberg, muse with Jackie Harris Greenberg about new species of trees. Featuring Dave Foley, Paul Greenberg, Eban Schletter, Jackie Harris Greenberg & Crissy Guerrero. Recorded on 11/14/18 at … Continue reading Dana Gould, Poutine & Cuntrees – Ep. 08 →Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Aimee Mann, Sousaphones & Bad Fish – Ep. 07Mar 11, 2019 · 48 minDON’T SAY…WITH PAUL & DAVE is a comedy podcast in which two old friends, Paul Greenberg (Vacant Lot, Random Play) & Dave Foley (Kids in the Hall, Dr. Ken, Newsradio), who also happen to be Canadians offer Americans a respite from, and a guarantee, that this is the one place you won’t hear that most unseemly word, “c*nt”. It’s a 45 minute stream of consciousness journey, peppered with enjoyable music and legal advice from the talented Eban Schletter (Spongebob Squarepants, Stan Against Evil, & an actual lawyer), commentary from their wives, Jackie Harris Greenberg (Random Play, Curb Your Enthusiasm) & Crissy Guerrero (C & C Variety Hour, El Vez) and, often, a surprise guest as the icing on the cake. And by surprise, we mean Paul and Dave have no idea who is going to show up! No agenda, no boundaries and no “c” word. Don’t Say… with Paul and Dave. Recorded at The Netherota Studio in Los Angeles, CAProduced by Crissy GuerreroEngineered by Eban SchletterOpening song: Regal Regalia by Eban SchletterClosing song:See You Next Tuesday by Eban Schletter, vocals by Crissy GuerreroLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Jim Turner, Maladies of the Aged & Speedos – Ep. 06Mar 4, 2019 · 42 minJim Turner (Two-Headed Dog, Arli$$) stops by and shares secrets of aging. Paul shares a filthy story about his youth. Dave educates us on the intricacies of the tabla drum. Featuring Dave Foley, Paul Greenberg, Eban Schletter, Jackie Harris Greenberg & Crissy Guerrero.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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