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Everybody Is Awful podcast
Hosted by Jim Florentine
Jim does weekly rants on dumb people posting dumb shit on social media.
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- Awful Yelp Reviews 5/11/26May 11, 2026 · 51 minLoud Boom alerts, Mom of the week, and a bunch of babies bitching on Yelp that they didn't get there way. Sign up for Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com Coming to the following cities: Mrytle Beach, SC, Conroe, TX, Nashville, TN, Susanville, CA, Harrisburg and Erie, PA, Oveida, FL and more
- Awful Vanity Plates 5/4/26May 4, 2026 · 46 minPost Malone and Jelly Roll tour dates get cancelled, Pickleball plane crash and some terrible personalized license plates. Join Patren for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine
- Random Rants 4/27/26Apr 27, 2026 · 53 min
- Awful 80's Songs 4/20/26Apr 20, 2026 · 49 minTerrible songs palyed in stores and at gas pumps including Robert Plant Tall Cool One, Lenny Kravits Fly Away, Rod Stewart Rhythm Of My Heart and more. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com Join Patreon for an extra episode everty week at patreon.com/jimflorentine
- Random Rants 4/13/26Apr 13, 2026 · 40 minThe public has had enough of Jason Kelce, a guy dies playing Pickleball, A Pickleball court closes do to noise complaints, The term Wheels Up when people post about their plane taking off sets Jim off.
- Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/6/26Apr 6, 2026 · 49 minMom of the week, Never Happened Story and some Inspirational Quotes that inspire no one. Join Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Nashville, Tacoma and Spokane, WA, Tulsa and Oklahoma City, OK, Susanville, CA, Pottstown and Harrisburg, PA. Tickets: Jimflorentine.com
- Awful Yelp Reviews 3/30/26Mar 30, 2026 · 34 min
- Awful Inspirational Quotes 3/23/26Mar 23, 2026 · 52 minInspirational quotes posted online that inspire nobody are discussed. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com
- Awful Vanity Plates 3/16/26Mar 16, 2026 · 49 min2KEWL4U2, IMJSAYIN, FUSCHIA, PICKLER and more awful vanity plates are discussed. Join Patreon for an extra episode everyt week at Jimflorentine.com/Patreon Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Nashville, TN, Susanville, CA, Flintstone, MD, Tulsa, OK, Oklahoma City, OK, Springfield, MO, Spokane, WA, Tacoma, WA, Erie, PA and more.
- Good Side Of Bad News 3/8/26Mar 9, 2026 · 37 minWoman kills both ex Husband's in one day, Woman farts on Husband's hand and he assualts her, Woman tries to take a pictute with herself next to a shark and she loses both hands and more.
- Random Rants 3/2/26Mar 2, 2026 · 1 hrMom of the week, Dad of the week and some Never Happened stories.
- Awful Dating Sites 2/23/26Feb 23, 2026 · 45 minOne woman's dating profile sets Jim off.
- Awful Yelp Reviews 2/16/26Feb 16, 2026 · 51 minSupport our sponsor: For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, & 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://mengotomars.com/
- Random Rants 2//9/26Feb 9, 2026 · 37 minMom Of The Week, Never Happened Story, Jelly Roll and more.
- Random Rants 2/2/26Feb 2, 2026 · 47 minNevr happened story, Dad of the week and grwon men taking pictures of themselves and posting them. Join patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com
- Random Rants 1/26/26Jan 26, 2026 · 49 minMom of the week, Dad of the week, Never happened stories and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/Jimflorentine
- Awful inspirational Quotes 1/19/26Jan 19, 2026 · 40 min
- Mom's Of The Week 1/12/26Jan 12, 2026 · 49 minA bunch of Mom's looking for pats on the back for being a Mom are discussed.
- Awful Vanity Plates 1/5/26Jan 5, 2026 · 51 minNoKidz, Smile4me, Gitback and more horrific vanity plates are discussed. Sign up for Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Support our sponsor: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/EIA
- Awful Yelp Reviews 12/29/25Dec 29, 2025 · 43 minSupport our sponsor: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/EIA
- Awful Slang Words Part 2 12/22/25Dec 22, 2025 · 54 minMore of listeners Top 5 lists of Awful Slang Words.
- Awful Slang Words 12/15/25Dec 15, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minListeners Top 5 Awful Slang Words discussed.
- Awful Slang Words 12/8/25Dec 8, 2025 · 1 hr 1 minLanding The Plane, Lean In, Unpack, Broccoli Wokly, Car Freshy, Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy and more awful slang words are discussed. Support our sponsor: Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ hims.com/AWFUL
- Awful Yelp Reviews 12/1/25Dec 1, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
- Good Side Of Bad News 11/24/25Nov 24, 2025 · 42 minOnly fans girl lands in the hospital after banging 583 guys in one day, Ozempic is making women's vaginas look old, and dad watches his daughters Only Fans videos. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. coming to the following cities: Baltimore, MD Morris Plains, NJ Glenside, PA Key West, FL Dallas, TX Fort Worth, TX Omaha, NE Support our sponsor: Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/awful
- Awful Inspirational Quotes 11/17/25Nov 17, 2025 · 35 minJelly Roll update, Mom of the week, Never happened story and some Awful Inspirational Quotes. Check out Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming soon to: Baltimore, MD Morris Plains, NJ Glenside, PA Dallas, TX Fort Worth, TX Omaha, NE
- Awful Vanity Plates 11/10/25Nov 10, 2025 · 48 minDumb personalized plates like OMG YES, SELFIE, CHARCAGO, NAG, MATT JOE, YOUTUBE, XXX and more. Support our sponsor: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/eia
- Halloween Outfits 11/3/25Nov 3, 2025 · 50 minAdults posting pictures of their Halloween Outfits.
- Never Happened Stories 10/27/25Oct 27, 2025 · 42 minSupport our Sponsors: Support the show by going to http://hims.com/AWFUL for your personalized ED treatment options.
- Breast Cancer Awareness Month 10/20/25Oct 20, 2025 · 40 minSupport our sponsor: Support the show & get a licensed therapist to help you reach your goals this World Mental Health Day. To get started & get 10% off your 1st month, go to https://www.betterhelp.com/EIA
- Construction Stories 10/13/25Oct 13, 2025 · 41 minJim tells insane stories from when he used to work construction. Support our sponsors: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!
- Awful Baby Names 10/6/25Oct 6, 2025 · 46 minHanley, Egwene and more awful baby names discussed. Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Visit https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
- Random Rants 9/29/25Sep 29, 2025 · 44 minSuper Bowl halftime show, Mom of the week is Alyssa Milano, and a Teacher gets busted for using fart spray at his High School.
- Awful Yelp Reviews 9/22/25Sep 22, 2025 · 41 minMom of the week, Dad of the week, never happened story and more selfish people not getting their way and writing bad reviews to hurt businesses.
- Never Happened Stories 9/15/25Sep 15, 2025 · 40 minMore lies exposed on todays Podcast. Support our Sponsors: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
- Awful Vanity Plates 9/8/25Sep 8, 2025 · 44 minSupport our sponsor: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup
- Preview Of The Upcoming NFL Season 9/1/25Sep 1, 2025 · 45 minReview of the private Metallica show, End racism in the endzone, Male cheerleaders and the two most annoying people in the world are back as we review the upcoming season. Join patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Check out my latrst comedy special You Can't Please Em' All at https://www.youtube.com/@JimFlorentineComedy Support our sponsers: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!
- Good Side Of Bad News 8/25/25Aug 25, 2025 · 45 minKathy Griffin joined a dating website, Pickleball movie coming soon, Mom of the week, never happened story, Man sees Pink when he has an orgasm and a teacher has a students baby. Support our sponsor: Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
- Awful Inspirational Quotes 8/18/25Aug 18, 2025 · 44 minA post from the loneliest man on earth, Mom of the week, a never happened story, the awful Kelce brothers are back and we go over dumb inspirational quotes that inspire no one. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Check oput my latest comedy special You Can't Please Em' All on my Youtube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/@JimFlorentineComedy All comedy tour dates at Jimflorentine.com
- Random Rants 8/12/25Aug 11, 2025 · 39 minHoward Stern, Kathy Griffin, Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Story, and some Dumb Inspirational Quotes. Check out my latest Comedy Special You Can't Please Em' All on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idj0m2BAsKA&t=16s
- Random Rants 8/4/25Aug 4, 2025 · 49 minJelly Roll wrestling now, WNBA and dildos, groveling apology from a guy that makes uo stories all the time, a woman finds out she slept with her half brother and an 81 yr old substitute teacher gets caught masturbating and more. Check out my latest comedy special on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idj0m2BAsKA&t=9s Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
- Ozzy tribute with Jim Norton 7/28/25Jul 28, 2025 · 45 min
- Awful Yelp Reviews 7/21/25Jul 21, 2025 · 39 minOur Mom of the week segment is a BRAVE woman posting a naked pregnancy picture. A guy bitches about the food at an IHOP. Support our sponsor: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with code AWFUL at https://www.sheathunderwear.com
- Random Rants 7/14/25Jul 14, 2025 · 36 minSupport our sponsor: Support the show & start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
- Black Sabbath's last concert review 7/7/25Jul 7, 2025 · 56 minReview of the their last concert and also Jim's trip over to the UK. Join Patreon for extra episodes at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at jimflorentine.com Coming to Governers Bohemia, NY 7/11-12 Off the Hook Comedy Club Naples, FL 7/16-17 Primetime Comedy Club East Windsor, NJ 7/18
- Random Rants 6/30/25Jun 30, 2025 · 43 minWe have some never happened stories, Mom of the week and some awful names for Softball teams and another brutal menu with some brutal names.
- Random Rants 6/23/25Jun 23, 2025 · 36 minMom of the week segment, awful restaurant menu and more made up stories.
- Awful Vanity Plates 6/16/25Jun 16, 2025 · 38 minDumb personalized plates like MS-BJS, JEDI-REY, ONLY-VNS, MOM-OF7 and more. Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and merchandise. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Join and become a member on Youtube for extra episodes at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy.
- Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/9/25Jun 9, 2025 · 40 minInspirational Quotes posted online that help no one. Also, new awful Machine Gun Kelly song and video discussed. Check out the video below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DVbm9zeR0 Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
- Awful Dating Sites 6/2/25Jun 2, 2025 · 42 minMore pathetic people posting dumb stuff on their dating profiles.