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Everything But The Scores With Danny Jolles
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- What Time Am I Posting This?Mar 15, 2023 · 54 minThis episode comes to you from my apartment but is posted from Cairo Egypt. But the sports world doesn't stop just because I have a trip. We talk about Aaron Rodgers going into a darkness retreat, a dog ruining a halftime show and more. Fun! Laugh! Subscribe! EGYPT!
- Someone Almost Died At The Super Bowl w/ USFeb 21, 2023 · 53 minPour one out for the super bowl. Noah and I sit down to discuss all the things that happened including a dancer almost falling to their death. Also a tennis player with an epic meltdown and a discussion of all things conspiracy. Listen. Laugh. Share. SPORTS!
- LEARN TO LOVE THE EAGLES WITH KABIR AKHTARFeb 7, 2023 · 1 hr 2 minHe's an emmy award winning director. He's directed seemingly hundreds of episodes of TV. But most importantly, he is a diehard Eagles fan. On the second part of our special about the Super Bowl, learn to love the Philadelphia Eagles. Kabir tells us about the coach that was doubted, an offensive line that loves to sing and a fan base that loves to boo. Plus the darkest joke in the history of the podcast. Listen! Laugh! Share!
- LEARN TO LOVE THE CHIEFS WITH KYLE AYERSJan 31, 2023 · 1 hr 5 minThe Super Bowl is two weeks away. On this special episode, we learn to love one of the teams with our friend and great comic, Kyle Ayers. Kyle takes us through why you should love the Kansas City Chiefs. Throught Patrick Mahomes' brother, them embarrassing the mayor of Cincinnati, and a superfan living a criminal life. LISTEN AND SOUND SMART AT YOUR SUPER BOWL PARTY! YOU'RE WELCOME!
- A Case Of The YipsJan 24, 2023 · 50 minIt's just Noah and I but what a time we have. We talk about a kicker getting the yips, a bathroom situation being publically discussed and watch the trailer for a terrible baseball movie. Listen. Laugh. Share.
- We are back bay bay!Jan 10, 2023 · 1 hr 10 min2023! We made it. The wife is back! Today we discuss two of the wildest sports stories of all time, as well as Damar Hamlin's terrifying heart injury. Listen. Laugh. Let's have a great year!
- End Of Year Spectacular W/ The WifeDec 13, 2022 · 1 hr 3 minAs we turn a new leaf, we say goodbye to this year with a wild week of sports news. And what better way to say goodbye to the year than some wild news. We talk Britney Griner, the crazy world cup and a teammate hitting another teammate in the face with a stick. Listen. Subscribe. HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR!
- We Don't Joke Like That! w/ Francisco Ramos (Rio)Dec 6, 2022 · 1 hr 6 minWE'RE BACK! It's time to discuss this world cup and where we're at. Joining me is sports enthusiast and incredible comedian Francsico Ramos. We talk about jokes gone too far, the world cup being wild, Michal Jordan's son dating Scottie Pippen's ex-wife and more. Listen! Laugh! Enjoy!
- Dance and SPORTS w/ Kat Burns (Emmy award winning choreographer)Nov 15, 2022 · 1 hr 13 minAn absolute honor to be joined by our first ever Emmy award winner. Kat Burns doesnt know sports, but she knows dance and is the absolute best. We talk about the world cup one last time, a high school going straight to NFL coach and an Irish Dance controversy. GREAT EP!!! Share, comment, enjoy!
- SNYDER IS GONE (we think) w/ Jon BraylockNov 8, 2022 · 1 hr 15 minOh man! The big news came out a day after the last episode so lets talk about it! Snyder is probably selling the Commanders, also the highs and lows of sports gambling and world cup is coming in hot! OH NO! Listen! Laugh! Share!
- OH THE UPDATES WE HAVE!!! w/ The WifeNov 1, 2022 · 1 hrJess returns and we update a ton of stories. Cheating scandals, Dan Snyder and even the stupid world cup. Listen, laugh and enjoy! LETS GOOOOO! Be a friend and tell a friend.
- WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH w/ JC CurraisOct 4, 2022 · 1 hr 7 minWE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH! A wild episode featuring the incredible and actually present JC Currais (Conan, Babylon). Together we cover an absurd amount of cheating happening in sports, Tua Tagovailoa concussed and mascots continuing to be stupid. Watch. Listen. Enjoy.
- Somehow Protesting Gets Worse Ep 21 w/ UsSep 27, 2022 · 39 minOh baby! A guest oversleeps so Noah and I are at it again. We get into the massive suspensions in the NBA, an old fashioned National Anthem standoff and the worst protestor of all time. Listen. Laugh. Share!
- The Chess World Is Imploding w/ Noah and ISep 21, 2022 · 39 minOh baby! Welcome back one story episodes! This episode is about one thing but it is RIVETING! The chess world is seemingly crumbling in on itself over a cheating allegation and Noah and I discuss it. Is Magnus right? Is Hans right? Are both trying to kill James Bond? Lets find out! Listen! Share! Enjoy!
- Don't Run On The Field! Ep. 19 w/ Jess (again)Sep 6, 2022 · 1 hr 3 minOh, labor you half holiday you. Due to the holiday, the OG crew is in the house as Noah and Jess join me to discuss two stories. A fan storming the field getting TAKEN OUT and a basketball player getting jumped. Also, a very rare episode where talk about some comedy stuff. Listen. Laugh. Share. ENJOY!
- RABBIT ON THE FIELD! w/ guest Dave Merheje (Ramy)Aug 30, 2022 · 58 minOh we back! After a week off and a solo ep, before that... Noah and I are back and our guest is a great comic and actor name Dave Merheje. We get into a rabbit on the field, mascots being out of control, Nick Krygios being sued for speaking up and the greatest comedy performance these darn eyes have ever seen. Listen! Share! Love!
- Inspirational Ep w/ Guest ALL BY MYSELFAug 16, 2022 · 36 minNoah's out of town, but the faith doesn't die. All alone, I tell you two truly inspirational stories. The story of Josh Johnson And Wynton Bernard. Both are just crazy beautiful stories and then I tell you about my Uber driver in Canada and his inspirational story. THIS IS A REALLY SWEET EPISODE.
- Talking Real Football w/ guest Chris MartinAug 9, 2022 · 55 minChris Martin isn't in Coldplay but he is a hilarious comedian from the UK who we're lucky to have join Noah and I this week. We OBVIOUSLY get into the world cup, as well as talking about fans failing at catching foul balls, poorly placed massage therapy conferences, Tiger Woods turning down an insane offer and more. Listen. Laugh. LETS GO!
- A Sports Desert! w/ Chase BernsteinAug 2, 2022 · 1 hr 4 minSports are nowhere to be found, but that doesn't stop us from trying our hardest to have fun! Noah and I are joined this week by Chase Bernstein (Lilly Singh, Bill Burr's Ringers) and we dive into her newfound love of the NBA. We also talk about the drama of a Congressional Baseball game, insane contracts in sports, Nikola Jokic being massive and IN REAL TIME REACTING TO THE DESHAUN WATSON RULING! Great ep! Listen. Laugh. Love.
- No Autographs For Adults w/ Kyle AyersJul 26, 2022 · 1 hr 8 minKyle Ayers joins us on the toughest episode of the year. With almost no sports to talk about, the hilarious Kyle Ayers (Conan, Never Seen It) helps us fill the time. We talk about embarrassing autograph seekers, this horrific world cup because it never stops getting worse... and so much more. Laugh. Share. Write a comment. Tell a friend.
- Save The Mascots w/ guest Sammy Obeid (100 Humans)Jul 19, 2022 · 1 hr 5 minOn this episode, Noah and I are joined by the wonderful and hilarious Sammy Obeid from 100 Humans on Netflix. We discuss all sorts of things sports including the necessity of saving the mascots, the Royals turning into a religious cult, Tom Brady's parenting struggles and more. A good time. A great time. THE BEST TIME! Listen and share!
- Joey Chestnut is a LEGEND w/ Rob HazeJul 12, 2022 · 1 hr 2 minWe are joined this week by the wonderful Rob Haze (Sherman's Showcase) where we dive headfirst into all things sports. Rob knows his stuff, so we get into Joey Chestnut with the greatest eating performance of all time, continuing our exploration of the nightmare that is this year's world cup, Aaron Rodgers getting the worst tattoo of all time and more. COMMENT! SHARE! ENJOY!
- The World Cup Is A Shitshow w/ Just Noah and IJun 28, 2022 · 46 minNo guest in my post-wedding bliss but that doesn't mean we don't talk about all the good stuff. Most excitingly, we finally get into the absolute nightmare that is the World Cup in Qatar. We also talk about pitchers throwing away autographs, Dan Snyder saying no to Congress and more. Listen. Share. Laugh. SPORTS!
- Fine, lets talk about Deshaun Watson w/ Luke NullJun 21, 2022 · 55 minThis week I am joined by Luke Null (SNL, Guitar Comic) who is hilarious and the biggest all things Cincinnati fan you've ever met. We dive into all things happening including Deshaun Watson, a player saving a refs life and more. Listen! Laugh! Love!
- Mawwiage w/ Jess Sonnenfeld (future wife)Jun 14, 2022 · 1 hr 2 minThis weeks episode features the most frequent guest of the podcast and my future wife, Jess Sonnenfeld. We talk a full partner swap in the NBA, the war in golf, an unnecessary mohawk and more. Listen, share, comment, tell a friend.
- MORE GLUE w/ guest Scott RogowskyJun 7, 2022 · 1 hr 2 minThis weeks episode features the wonderfully funny Scott Rogowsky (HQ Trivia, Quiz Daddy's Closet) who joins Noah and I to discuss all things sports. We got more glue hands to discuss, players not supporting LGBT and Fidel Castro? Tune in. Be a friend, tell a friend.
- The Pettiness Of Sports w/ Carlie CraigMay 31, 2022 · 1 hr 5 minCarlie Craig (MadTV) joins the podcast and we get into an all time PETTY week of sports behavior. From a slap over fantasy football to coaches dropping bombs on each other, it's the pettiest episode of all time. Listen. Share. Laugh.
- What The Hell Is Cricket? w/ Kapil TalwalkarMay 24, 2022 · 1 hr 3 minDanny and Noah are joined this week by the incredibly talented Kapil Talwalkar (Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist, Charmed, Night Court). We talk Cricket... then we talk more cricket. Lots of Cricket but we also talk possums invading the Oakland baseball stadium, a minor league baseball player stealing and running a scam and MORE. Listen! Laugh! SHARE!
- Wander Wander Wander w/ guest Jessica Michelle SingletonMay 17, 2022 · 1 hr 3 minThis weeks episode features the incredible Jessica Michelle Singleton, who you might know from The Comedy Store and her incredible podcast Slobs. We talk all the Wander Francos, Phil Mickelsons fall from grace and so much more. Listen. Share. Comment. LETS GO!
- Adam Can't Ruin Sports w/ Adam ConoverMay 10, 2022 · 1 hr 1 minAdam Conover (Adam Ruins Everything, The G Word) is one of the smartest slash funniest people alive and he joins Danny and Noah to discuss all things happening in sports. We're back to live! We talk about our injuries, Fox Sports Baseball being great, an Emergency Backup Goalie situation in hockey and more. Subscribe. Listen. Enjoy.
- She Hates Sports w/ guest Robby HoffmanMay 3, 2022 · 59 minRobby Hoffman is one of the funniest humans on the planet and opens this episode with how much she hates sports. AND OFF WE GO! Joining me and Noah, we learn about badly timed homeruns, cats living in a stadium and more. Listen. Tell a friend.
- EBTS 3.2 w/ guest Erica RhodesApr 26, 2022 · 1 hr 3 minErica Rhodes (Special on Amazon Prime, hilarious) joins the podcast to discuss all things sports. We get into Mike Tyson losing his mind on a flight, the US capital being evacuated because of some baseball and more. Listen. Laugh. Share. Thank you for listening.
- Everything But The Scores RETURNS w/ Alex LewisApr 19, 2022 · 1 hr 7 minWell what a surprise. We're back and you can now WATCH us on Youtube. Joining me this week is Alex Lewis (Bring the Funny and AGT). We talk people gluing themselves to courts, Dan Snyder being the devil and more. LISTEN AND SHARE! WERE BACK!
- Episode 21 - Strip Clubs And Chicken WingsJul 28, 2020 · 1 hr 6 minLadies and gentlemen, she has returned. Jess is back on the pod as we cover all things sports. We get into the Miami Marlins infected team, Ellen Delle Donne being screwed by the WNBA, Lou Williams' fun little adventure to a strip club and the Washington TBA's have been A'd and it's a name for the ages. Listen, laugh, share, WEAR A MASK!
- Episode 20 - The Washington TBA's Are A TrainwreckJul 21, 2020 · 48 minThe DC Football team had a BOMBSHELL report come out this week that is only as upsetting as it is absolutely predictable of this garbage fire of an organization. We dive into that, as well as Bubba Wallace dealing with boos from Nascar fans and the homeless Blue Jays. Also, Gordan Ramsey says scallops wrong and it needs to be discussed.
- Episode 2.19 - PACKAGE IS HERE!Jul 14, 2020 · 55 minBack in the groove! Sports are coming back slowly and the news is picking up. After one of the most VIOLENT Amazon deliveries of all time, the episode gets firing. I discuss terrible racist messages sent to a soccer player from not who you think, the bubbles in sports, Scrabble addressing racist words and Desean Jackson's anti-semitism. PACKAGE IS HERE!
- Corona Episode 18 - Maya Moore For PresidentJul 7, 2020 · 58 minDespite the world seemingly like it's completely falling apart, sports are moving forward and doing some wonderful things. We start with the story of Maya Moore which is maybe one of the best sports stories I've ever heard, followed by updates on both Nascar and the DC football name debacle. YAY!
- Everything But The Scores - The ReturnJun 24, 2020 · 1 hr 14 minREUPLOAD! What a ride! We're back and the world has changed once again! On this episode, we finally delve into the incredible changes in both the world and in sports. Kaepernick, a Nascar situation that changes hourly and Mike Gundy. LETS GET BACK INTO IT!
- Corona Episode 16 - Jess And A Wild Week Of Sports GossipMay 12, 2020 · 37 minThis week had an insane amount of sports gossip and my girlfriend slash Quarantine prisoner Jess and I get into it. We get into Earl Thomas getting held at gunpoint, a soccer player returning from the dead and Will Allen facing 6 years for a Ponzi Scheme. Sports gossip galore!
- Corona Episode 15 - Jess learns of the 2015 Filipino Diving TeamMay 5, 2020 · 31 minWERE BACK!!! In this fun filled episode, I tell my quarantine cellmate slash girlfriend Jess about the wild story of the 2015 Filipino diving team of meme history. We also get into some olympic fails and A SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF DURING RECORDING TRULY THRILLING! Enjoy and stay safe!
- Corona Episode 14 - The Return Of Jess and Current EventsApr 21, 2020 · 32 minSo many days in and Jess and I still are getting along pretty well. Watch as I catch her up on some of the current events going on during all this including Kyle Larson's livestream slur, Hulk Hogan dunking on outrage people and Chris Johnson accused of a murder for hire. Fun! STAY SAFE!
- Corona Episode 13 - Erick Lopez and the 2010 MavsApr 14, 2020 · 36 minHappy Tuesday! I'm joined by all around wonderful boy Erick Lopez from Crazy Ex Girlfriend where talk the wonderful world of the 2010-2011 surprise Dallas Mavericks championship run. We laugh, we cry, it's a wonderful time. Stay safe!
- Corona Episode 12 - Debra Digiovanni talks Kacy Catanzaro (and I talk Adam Schlesinger)Apr 9, 2020 · 38 minI am joined by the incredibly funny Debra Digiovanni. While she might not know a ton about sports, we enter the untouched world of American Ninja Warrior and the incredible run of Kacy Catanzaro in 2014. It's an inspiring tale and we have a lovely time. At the end, I say a couple words about an incredibly kind and talented human named Adam Schlesinger.
- Corona Episode 11 - Scott Rogowsky and the Moran BrothersMar 30, 2020 · 40 minI am joined by the OG host of HQ and current host of The Changeup on DAZN. Together, we tell one of the best stories of last baseball season that nobody really talked about. Two brothers, two different careers, one unbelievable moment. Truly such a great story. Listen!
- Corona Episode 10 - Gabrielle Ruiz and hockey's national anthemMar 27, 2020 · 34 minGabrielle Ruiz from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend joins me. Gabrielle has sung the national anthem at many games, so our topic was easy. Hockey is famous for always having rough national anthems and we relive some of the worst hockey national anthems. This is a fun one!
- Corona Episode 9 - Jackie Tohn learns about Mae YoungMar 26, 2020 · 35 minJackie Tohn from Glow joins me via safe video conference to learn about Mae Young. Who is Mae Young? Well, 40 years before the real GLOW started, Mae Young was wrestling and somehow she was wrestling after. She's a legend and this story is too good. Video on Youtube also!
- Corona Episode 8 - Jess and all The FightingMar 25, 2020 · 27 minIn a return to form, Jess and I discuss Eric Dier punching a fan in the stands right before the Corona break and therefore NOBODY is talking about it. But it happened. Then I tell her about some other famous fights while also proving her wrong about the Indy 500. Listen!
- Corona Episode 7 - Skylar Astin and The Montreal ScrewjobMar 24, 2020 · 40 minSkylar Astin of everything you love joins me via social distance as we break down one of the most insane sports moments of all time. A moment that changed wrestling history forever and is still one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Enjoy! Share!
- Corona Episode 6 - Matthew Broussard and the 2008 4x100 relayMar 23, 2020 · 29 minOur first real live on Youtube episode and WE HAD ISSUES! We're going to figure this thing out slowly but that doesn't mean we didn't overcome and we didn't tell a great story. Matthew Broussard of Roast Battle and being a hilarious comedian is also an obsessive swimming fan. Together, we tell you the story of Jason Lezak's incredible relay lap that helped Phelps win his 8 gold medals. It's an incredible story and you'll enjoy it. JOIN US TONIGHT LIVE!
- Corona Episode 5 - Cheating Ref with JessMar 20, 2020 · 34 minOUR FIRST YOUTUBE LIVE SHOW! We did it live! Listen as we discuss Tim Donaghy, the NBA ref who got caught cheating fixing NBA games. A wild story that Jess just eats up (kind of enjoys.) Join us next week for 5 live shows on Youtube Sunday - Thursday at 8 PT. Lets. Go.
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