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- #69 | Bonnie Blue Is A Marketing Genius (feat. Che Durena) | GZPSep 28, 2026 · 34 minCanada’s #1 Dirty Comic and host of the 2 Goons Podcast Che Durena comes on to talk about the genius of Bonnie Blue, Sydney Sweeney’s new ad campaign, and his idea for a Hollywood Blockbuster. WATCH NOW
- #68 | You Know If You're Racist If... | GZPSep 25, 2026 · 33 minWe are BACK from vacation! The boys auditioned for a TV sketch show, Luke opened for Russell Peters, + hot takes on the Odyssey and the new Louie CK special. WATCH NOW
- #67 | "My School SUSPENDED ME For A Joke I Made Online" | GZPSep 23, 2026 · 36 minStorytime! Now that's he's graduated, Luke finally tells the legendary story of him getting suspended from his high school for a joke he made on the podcast. MUST WATCH
- #66 | Who's Hotter, Liv Or Maddie? (feat. Joey Bragg) | GZPSep 18, 2026 · 38 minJoey Bragg from Disney's Liv and Maddie joins the podcast to bond with Luke over being a child star, talk about starting comedy as teenagers in SF, and of course, Disney Channel. WATCH NOW
- #65 | "I'm The ONLY Indian-American Pro Soccer Player" (feat. Riley Dalgado) | GZPSep 17, 2026 · 42 minGZP'S WORLD CUP SPECIAL! Wyatt and Luke are joined by LA Galaxy left back (and longtime family friend) Riley Dalgado to talk what it's like for a rookie in the MLS, talk craziest locker room stories, and give a World Cup preview... WATCH NOW
- #64 | Corporate Comedy HORROR STORIES feat.(Adam Mamawala) | GZPJul 27, 2026 · 39 minWhat's it like being yelled at by the CEO of a company while performing? Why do the white folks at Wooster college not like black jokes? Comedian Adam Mamawala joins us to talk private gig horror stories, offending groups of people that aren't even present, and DryBar comedy. WATCH NOW
- #63 | I Got MOGGED By An Islamic Terrorist (feat. Finlay Christie) | GZPJun 9, 2026 · 49 minIs it true that all comedians are f*ckbois? Is it actually more impressive to date an ugly person? And how famous do you have to be to be more famous than an Islamic Terrorist? Featuring Finlay Christie. WATCH NOW
- #62 | "God CURSED My Europe Tour" feat.(CeeKay Brown) | GZPJun 6, 2026 · 38 minNIGHTMARE TOUR STORIES. Why did Luke sleep in a broken bed? How come 5 polish girls knocked on our door at 1am? Is touring in Europe right now against God's will? Featuring CeeKay Brown
- #61 | Why Kid's Shows Today Are Worse feat.(Joanna Hausmann) | GZPMay 27, 2026 · 55 minComic, TV Writer, and Voice Actress Joanna Hausmann joins the boys at the Netflix Is A Joke Fest What's it like in the writers room at Phineas and Ferb? Why do kids TV shows feel different now? And is voice acting in Spanish or English harder? + Luke gots his ID taken!! WATCH NOW
- #60 | "I'm The Mia Khalifa Of Comedy" (feat. Russell Peters) | GZPMay 9, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minHoly Sh*t. The man, the myth, the legend, Russell Peters, live from his SoCal mansion. Would George Carlin do the Riyadh Comedy Festival? What does Russell think of the standup boom in India that he started? And does Luke think his daughter is hot? WATCH NOW
- #59 | I'm Muslim, So I Hate Dogs (feat. Zar.the.Star & Surbhi) | GZPApr 30, 2026 · 39 minWhat happens when a voluntary celibate meets an involuntary celibate? There's a Toronto Afghani child labor ring? WTF is the R1B1 visa? WATCH NOW
- #58 | Which Comedians Are Hard To Work With? (feat. Ashwyn Singh) | GZPApr 22, 2026 · 36 minWhy are new age social media comics being labeled as hard to work with? What is ultimate the goal of comedy? How do you know when it's okay to do new jokes? WATCH NOW
- #57 | "Thot Daughter Or Weeb Son?" (feat. Chris Tos) | GZPApr 15, 2026 · 31 minWhat was the origin of Henta1? Would you get Neuralink if there was a war against AI? Can you artificially engineer your child to be gay? Featuring Chris Tos WATCH NOW
- #56 | There Are Comedians On The Epstein List (feat. Andy Haynes) | GZPApr 9, 2026 · 32 minJeffrey Epstein tried to make friends with comedians? Starting your career with date r*pe jokes? Why did Wyatt neg Andy's new girlfriend? Featuring Andy Haynes WATCH NOW
- #55 | WE WERE ACCUSED OF HATE SPEECH | GZPApr 1, 2026 · 30 minOur saga against the Rabbit Box Theater CONTINUES! Why were we accused of hate speech? What is a fair compromise for the death penalty? Also, did Israel reach lv. 100 of Apartheid? WATCH NOW
- #54 | "True Love Was Promised To Me 3000 Years Ago" | GZPMar 27, 2026 · 31 minLegendary crowd work moment with an Israeli/Iranian couple pops off in Vancouver -- WTF happened? Why are dating influencers so pathetic? Why is Luke going to Prom alone this weekend? WATCH NOW
- #53 | Can Indian Guys Say The N Word? | GZPMar 18, 2026 · 34 minWhy do some Indian-Americans helllllla say the N word? Should we have interventions for Disney Adults? Also, is it ever okay to use the word 'snigger"? WATCH NOW
- #52 | The Kill Tony Nuremberg Trials | GZPMar 12, 2026 · 30 minWyatt records a special & runs a marathon, meanwhile, Luke almost crashes their mother's car. Why do drug assemblies always have rollercoaster metaphors? Is Mo Bamba the worst karaoke song to do? Also, should the modern Nuremberg trials be on Kill Tony? WATCH NOW
- #51 | Saddam Hussein Is On The Talk Tuah Podcast? | GZPMar 5, 2026 · 26 minBack from sold out shows in Vegas and San Francisco! Why do Asians always hang out in giant groups together? What are Needohs and why are children molesting them? Also, why, or rather who, is Luke excited to turn 18 for? WATCH NOW
- #50 | "WTF Is Ethical C*ckblocking?" | GZPFeb 25, 2026 · 30 minIs ethical c*ckblocking a thing? In Texas, how many abortions do you need to get on Death Row? Also, which celebrity would you least want to say the N word in front of? WATCH NOW
- #49 | "Puerto Rico Can't Be A State, They Have No Oil" | GZPFeb 20, 2026 · 28 minWyatt is in San Juan for Valentine's day when two huge news stories drop: Michael Jordan grabs a kid's ass, and Clavicular gets framemogged. WATCH NOW
- #48 | "Kid Rock Should Sing In Spanish" | GZPFeb 11, 2026 · 33 minBad Bunny vs Kid Rock Super Bowl halftime shows! A Trump walkout happens at Luke's school. Also, in the Epstein files, are they eating babies?
- #47 | Code Red: The Epstein Files SPECIAL | GZPFeb 5, 2026 · 33 minPDFiles galore! The Epstein files Vol 1 drops, an NYC comedy club goes down, and a creepy man approaches Luke at the gym... WATCH NOW
- #46 | "There's Mayhem In Minneauschwitz" | GZPJan 28, 2026 · 33 minNO SHYING AWAY. Murder in Minneapolis causes Wyatt and Luke to go ham on ICE, Luke does a standup comedy puppet show, PLUS, a hot take on who should pay for dates. WATCH NOW
- #45 | Can ICE Stop School Shootings? | GZPJan 22, 2026 · 30 minWE ARE BACK! India, Bali, Florida, Catholic Camp, what happened? A nightmare venue in Orlando for Wyatt, a spiritual awakening with no phone for Luke. Also, why is Kyle Rittenhouse getting involved in Minnesota? WATCH NOW
- #44 | THE BEST AND WORSTS OF 2025 | GZPDec 24, 2025 · 31 minYEARLY WRAP UP PODCAST. Our end of the year tradition, 20 minutes before leaving for India, Wyatt and Luke rate their best and worsts of 2025. WATCH NOW
- #42 | "At Least I Didn't Do Blackface" feat. Matt Lopes | GZPDec 10, 2025 · 29 minSocial Media Sketch God Matt Lopes joins us on GZP to talk about making content in high school, playing a Jamaican onstage, and his standup to acting career trajectory. WATCH NOW
- #41 | My Uber Driver Hates Muslims?? | GZPDec 3, 2025 · 30 minWyatt and Luke meet Muslim Uber driver from the Gaza Strip -- who hates Muslims. Why? Does Wyatt have to have kids in the next 4 years? Why does Trump like Mamdani? WATCH NOW
- #40 | "Friendsgivings F#@KING SUCK" | GZPNov 26, 2025 · 32 minWhy is every Friendsgiving filled with people you don't wanna see? If you're famous, do you want to date a non-famous person or a famous person? What's the worst part about bringing a new SO to a family event? WATCH NOW
- #39 | Is Trump The Throat GOAT? | GZPNov 25, 2025 · 30 minThe Senioritis is HITTING. Will Luke date a girl before he graduates high school? Why does Wyatt recite his material during s*x? Were Trump and Hilary really just fighting over Bill? WATCH NOW
- #38 | “I Flew First Class Spirit Airlines” | GZPNov 12, 2025 · 29 minBack from Texas! Is it okay to yell slurs at a comedy show? Is Kanye’s Heil H*tler a good song? Is Spirit Airlines First Class the best way to travel? WATCH NOW
- #37 | Will Corporations One Day Have Nukes? | GZPNov 5, 2025 · 28 minWill wars one day be fought between companies instead of countries? Why is NNN so significant to kids? You ever watch ugly people do it? WATCH NOW
- #36 | "All College Essays Are Gay" | GZPOct 30, 2025 · 30 minThe WORST WEEK of Luke's life. What's it like performing sick? How do the boys know Ralph Barbosa? Are all college essays victim stories? WATCH NOW
- #35 | "67 Is Too Mainstream Now" | GZPOct 22, 2025 · 31 minAre old Mexican women the holiest? Are unpopular kids deep down scared of the popular kids? Is 67 too mainstream now to be cool? WATCH NOW
- #34 | "I'm Straight, Except For John Krasinski" | GZPOct 15, 2025 · 32 minIs a Black girlfriend the sign of a great White rapper? Who is Luke's comedian crush? What is it like doing a full weekend at a comedy club? WATCH NOW
- #33 | "I Can Predict School Shootings" | GZPOct 8, 2025 · 32 minWyatt visits Nashville and gets heartburn and a glimpse at the Nateland Podcast. Luke goes to Homecoming and has to stop people from trashing his friend's house at the afterparty. WATCH NOW
- #32 | I Met The Phineas and Ferb Creators! | GZPOct 1, 2025 · 32 minBACK FROM LA! Wyatt visited the Phineas and Fern writers room, the boys shot their first vlog. What would you do if you were at the Riyadh comedy fest? WATCH NOW
- #31 | "I'm Like Ed Sheeran But Blacker" (feat. Jayo) | GZPSep 25, 2025 · 30 minOur first MUSICAL guest on GZP! Musician, actor, and content creator Jayo stops by during our LA run to discuss how to put together a music festival set, how the Spotify algorithm is different from Instagram, and WTF is up with D4VD. WATCH NOW
- #30 | "George Floyd Is The Instagram Reels GOAT" | GZPSep 17, 2025 · 35 minThe boys head to LA for a weekend of shows at the Hollywood Improv. Why is Wyatt going to the Phineas and Ferb Campus? What BIG NEWS happened in Luke's personal life? Why is AI George Floyd the most popular man on the internet? WATCH NOW
- #29 | "I Kissed My Dad On The Lips" | GZPSep 10, 2025 · 33 minWyatt's first kiss was with his Dad? Would you fight someone over pizza? Can you manifest a TV character into your life? WATCH NOW
- #28 | “I Did Kill Tony On Shrooms” (feat. Charlie Mac) | GZPSep 4, 2025 · 31 minTaking a gun on a plane? Taking shrooms before winning the golden ticket on Kill Tony? It’s a guest episode — with none other than the KT legend Charlie Mac. WATCH NOW
- #27 | "Just Give Me The Blood Money" | GZPAug 27, 2025 · 30 minWould you perform at the Riyadh comedy festival? Why is it news when a female celeb dates an ugly guy? Are you obligated to make a wedding speech as a standup comedian/ WATCH NOW
- #26 | "Batman, But He Beats Up the Homeless" | GZPAug 20, 2025 · 32 minHow was Dave Chappelle's Summer Camp in Yellow Springs Ohio? Would a realistic Batman beat up the homeless? Are you allowed to say the word Ebony? WATCH NOW
- #25 | "I FOOLED The TSA With NO ID" | GZPAug 6, 2025 · 33 minFinally! A solo Wyatt and Luke episode. Wyatt signs a contract with OnlyFans (for comedy), Luke finished a month long screenwriting program in NYC, and both the boys go through TSA without an ID. It's possible... WATCH NOW
- #24 | "No Nut November Is SATANIC" feat. Alvin Kuai | GZPJul 23, 2025 · 42 minComedy Cellar Regular and nationally touring headliner Alvin Kuai debates the GOAT comedian, talks about getting his first kiss, and how comedian’s onstage personas are assholes. WATCH NOW
- #23 | "Whoopi Goldberg Is The Black Oprah" Feat. Alex Quow | GZPJul 16, 2025 · 32 minA GZP first! Comedian and viral sensation Alex Quow joins us to regale stories of worst headline shows, first dates with girls, and how to pass a class without studying. WATCH NOW
- #22 | All Lesbians Have Tragic Backstories | GZPJul 9, 2025 · 32 minLuke is in NYC! Why do all Lesbians have superhero origin stories? Is Ch*nk a top tier racial slur? What is the saddest kind of school to shoot up? LISTEN NOW
- #21 | Squid Game's Ending Was Worse Than Game Of Thrones | GZPJul 3, 2025 · 36 minWas Squid Game's ending satisfying or titanically terrible? Does Wyatt actually have a life? Is Instagram worse for you than cigarettes? Why is the number 67 so funny? LISTEN NOW
- #20 | "I Would Turn Gay To Dodge The Draft" | GZPJun 25, 2025 · 34 minWould you cut your leg off to dodge the draft? Could Dennis Rodman de-arm another rogue nuclear country? Why is Zohran-mania taking over NYC? Also, recapping the NOLA & Tampa shows. LISTEN NOW
- #19 | No Kings Or Muslims | GZPJun 19, 2025 · 36 minWyatt finally leaves his iPhone and switches to the new Trump Mobile. Does Andrew Cuomo have the Hilary Effect? Why is Hollywood making every male hero into a twink? LISTEN NOW
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