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Urban Legend (1998) - The CW Has Never Made A Bad ShowDec 31, 2023 · 1 hr 17 minWell everyone, this is it, the season 3 finale! And to celebrate we watched a trulky baffling movie, our favorite kind! 1998's Urban Legend is, well, not good. But boy is it 90 minutes long! This film asks the brave question, what if Jared Leto was a good guy all along? Turns out in that world, people die. Whoops! Thanks to everyone for listening with us this year, we're so excited for Season 4 and from the GOTH Family to yours, Happy New Year!- A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - Freddy I'm Tryna Sleep Quit PlayinDec 15, 2023 · 1 hr 22 minNot all that glitters is gold, this is what the GOTHs learned discussing 1984's A Nightmare on Elm Street. This movie is a classic, but in our opinion, maybe moreso because of what it got going than this film itself necessarily. The effects and performances are grade A but...well, we'll talk about it. We'll cover everything you need to know and also of course talk about Freddy and his Looney Tune antics.
***Content Warning! As is it a major part of the story, the topic of Sexual Assault is BRIEFLY mentioned on this podcast but not dwelled upon. You don't need three guys opinions on that aspect of this, many more educated and brilliant people have written about that. Feel free to skip through that part of our pod if needed***
- Talk to Me (2023) - She Got Hooked On HandDec 1, 2023 · 1 hr 37 minThe GOTHs take on one of 2023's best and scariest, Talk to Me. The episode opens with a verbal threat from Zannie to Ash for making him and Nick watch this movie. Everyone in this movie got hooked on Hand. Don't do Hand! Not even once. Hand's bad for your health. Enjoy!
- Green Room (2015) - Sir Pat Gettin Down Like THAT!?Nov 17, 2023 · 1 hr 36 minOur resident white person Nick Jones could not join us, so me and Zannie took the opportunity to watch the incredible cult hit Green Room without him. Why? Because the bad guys are Nazis, and the crux of the podcast is Nick defends the white characters and ya know what we just didn't want to put him in that position this week lmao this episode is incredible if we do say so ourselves, Ash and Zannie were locked in- ENJOY!
- No One Will Save You (2023) - Try That In A Small TownOct 27, 2023 · 1 hr 12 minThe GOTH crew takes on 2023's No One Will Save You, an unexpected late summer hit with minimal dialogue. These aliens knocked on the wrong door, this woman got that dawg in her.
- Re-Release! Friday the 13th (2009) - This Dude Jason Was Sick, BruhOct 13, 2023 · 1 hr 35 minToday is Friday the 13th, 2023! And to celebrate, we're going back to Camp Crystal Lake. For us, like many of our listeners, if Halloween is Christmas then Friday the 13th is Thanksgiving and today, everybody gets a plate. Our wonderful producer Kimberly Henry introduces this re-release of one of our favorite episodes of the podcast, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wish your team had taken Jason Voorhees in the first round. Lock those doors and turn up the volume and maybe just maybe don't go camping in a place where dozens of teens have been murdered by the LeBron James of Slashers.
- The Pope's Exorcist (2023) - So A Demon Did The Spanish InquisitionOct 6, 2023 · 1 hr 17 minThe GOTHs return to tackle 2023's very whacky The Pope's Exorcist. This title barely makes sense but trust me once you you'll understand... the Vatican got shooters. And we got a Black Bishop in here, alright! We also preview our friend and artist Guthrie Galileo's new single Bonedance (streaming on all platforms now!) off his incredible upcoming EP "The Angels Will Never Wear White Again" dropping October 27th. Follow him at @guthrie_galileo!
- Barbarian (2022) - That Shoulda Been Anna KendrickMay 15, 2023 · 1 hr 9 minThe GOTH boys are split over 2022's sleeper hit BARBARIAN, but in the end we come together in harmony because life's too short to start a podcast with your gd boys and tell them they're wrong for not liking a movie for 2 hours...
- Haunt (2019) - Archive Episode!Apr 24, 2023 · 1 hr 17 minThis episode was recorded in the summer of 2020 while we were still figuring out what the heck we were doing with this podcast. The audio is not up to our usual standards, but we love the ep and wanted to share a lil behind the curtains look at our beginnings, part of the classic horror origin story if you will. Hope you enjoy!
- The Conjuring (2013) - Boy We Fightin' For Her SoulMar 20, 2023 · 1 hr 22 minGOTH returns to you and yours this week with a ~*powerful*~ episode on the modern horror classic The Conjuring. Nick and Zannie, who famously love horror movies, were absoltely terrfied by this film, making for a great episode. We also spend a good chunk of time discussing why all horror movies are set in New England rather than say, the south. Do you have a guess? I bet you you can guess!
- Halloween II (1981) - If This Was Texas He'd Be In The ChairNov 14, 2022 · 1 hr 37 minThis week the GOTH boys take on the original sequel the Halloween. Is this movie good? Not really. Is it fun? I mean kind of? Does it make sense? I mean, does life make sense? Join us on our deep dive of the continued suburban nightmare plaguing the quaint town of Haddonfield as we dare to ask the question, is White Privilege what keeps Michael Myers alive? Hard to prove, yet harder to disprove.
- Prey (2022) - She Gotta Deal with Predator AND The White Man!?Oct 24, 2022 · 1 hr 14 minYou didn't think we'd go a full October without getting back in your rotation did you? The GOTH Crew is back to review one of our faovrite movies yet, the Predator prequel PREY! This episode was also recorded the day The Queen died so there's some interesting intersectionality here (read: Zannie lit her ass up). We hope you enjoy.
- The Descent (2005) - Don't Lock Me In A Cave And Expect RationalityJun 6, 2022 · 1 hr 50 minLong episode this week because we had a lot to say!!! And to make up for no movies the last three weeks! We're talking The Descent - Nick and Zannie hated it not because it was bad but because it terrified them. I don't think they read the show notes so I can say whatever I wasnt in here about those lil scaredy cats. Listen to them tremble! Enjoy!
- A Fireside Chat with Ash and ZannieMay 23, 2022 · 38 minNick is out of office this week so rather than skipping an episode I decide it was time our listeners got a deeper peek into the mind of fan favorite GOTH Zannie Black. We have a nice little chat about movies, lucid dreaming, and deep fears. Enjoy!
- Fresh (2022) - She Was Upset and Rightfully SoMay 9, 2022 · 1 hr 38 minGOTH is back with a discussion on 2022's Fresh starring Daisy Edgar-Jones and Sebastian Stan. If you're listening for a deep nuanced take on the state of dating in the modern world, you'll get that kind of. But if you're here for Zannie's Seinfeld impression... then you better buckle up and listen up buccaroo.
- Malignant (2021) - I Got a Great Race War Joke (feat. Carl Sonnefeld)Mar 21, 2022 · 2 hr 4 minThis weeks the GOTH Boys are joined by friend of the pod Carl Sonnefeld! Nick has White Guy back up and we're tackling James Wan's throwback pulp horror film Malignant. I'll tell you what, we loved this batshit insane movie. Carl's just wrapped up a weekend featuring at Vermont Comedyb Club and he's been absolutely dying to ask Zannie if its okay for him to do impressions of the Black detective in this movie as long as they're done respectfully. I guess we'll find out!
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) - with Special Guest Jerah Milligan!Mar 7, 2022 · 1 hr 34 minThis week the GOTH Boys are joined by the hilarious Jerah Milligan, who you know from Astronomy Club on Netflix and the hugely popular podcast, Black Men Can't Jump in Hollywood! Let this blurb serve as a formal apology for having such a great guest watch such an awful movie. Running a cool slim hour fifteen, at the end of the day we can all agree that this was in fact, a movie. Kind of.
- Paranormal Activity (2007) - Are We SURE This Didn't Happen?Feb 22, 2022 · 59 minLet us bring you back to the year 2007, truly a simpler time. The GOTH Boys walk through one of the biggest hits of the year, the truly uninspired Paranormal Activity. I'll be transparent, this is Ash writing the blurb. Is it fair to call the movie uninspired? Definitely not. Objectively they did a great job. But there's a little extra haterade because I truly could not stand this movie, I cannot tell a lie!
- A Haunting in Connecticut (2009) - Doc Said Only Thing Keeping' Me Alive is GhostsFeb 7, 2022 · 1 hr 39 minThis week the GOTH Boys take on A Haunting in Connecticut- a horror movie where the family literally has two homes and they choose to stay in the haunted one, possibly because the alcoholic patriarch lives in the non-haunted house...and aren't the real demons our own? No. It's the real actual evil demons. Every time.
- Annabelle Comes Home (2019) - Bob Blackfished MeJan 24, 2022 · 2 hr 14 minWe are offically kicking off Season 2 of Get Out The House with a monster premiere episode covering the surprisingly chilling Annabelle comes home! Annabelle has a horde of ghosts at her disposal that she'll unleash on our unsuspecting white people and its all because a few other white people couldn't mind their own business and stay out the ghost garage, we've heard this story before!
- Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988) - Best Case Scenario These Clowns Gon' Hurt SomebodyOct 6, 2021 · 1 hr 46 minHappy October! The GOTH Crew is back to review the seminal cult classic Killer Klowns from Outer Space. This movie surfaced many deep complicated feelings surrounding clowns and circuses to emerge from each of us, except for Zannie. Zannie felt nothing but contempt for this film, but you'll enjoy hearing his grievances. Get some funnel cake and let's hit the broken Ferris wheel that is this film!
Intro: Nick Jones
Outro: Pat Buono
Cover Art: Calvin Gallion III
- Suspiria (1977) - There Ain't No More Witches In That School AnymoreJul 21, 2021 · 1 hr 5 min1977's Suspiria is a horror classic. A dreamlike nightmare where we the viewer follow our protagonist as she goes to Germany to study at a prestigious ballet school. Unfortunately, the only partner these ballerinas have is...the Devil! That was pretty good right? I felt good about it. End of episode notes- this is a great episode, crack a potion, lean back on your broomstick and enjoy the ride.
Intro: Nick Jones
Outro: Pat Buono
Artwork: Calvin Gallion III
- The Grudge (2004) - Kayako, Why You Do That To That Girl?Jun 30, 2021 · 1 hr 32 minWe're back! After a nice little break the gang gets together to talk about a movie set in Japan with an almost exclusively white cast, 2004's The Grudge! A remake of the Japanese film Ju-On, The Grudge gets a lot right and a lot wrong, we'll talk about it in detail- but one thing that does not need further explanation: Kayako was on that aaaassssss boy!!!
Intro Theme: Nick Jones
Outro Theme: Pat Buono
Cover Art: Calvin Gallion III
- The Thing (1982) - Bobby Fischer Was Crackin' My Ass (feat. Tyler Denton)May 3, 2021 · 2 hr 13 minVermont's Funniest Comedian Finalist Tyler Denton joins us for this super episode centered on John Carpenter's practical horror masterclass The Thing. This movie has everything- aliens, heads that grow legs, and Kurt Russell's feathery hair in its prime. Grab a flamethrower and listen up, this episode ain't half bad.
Intro by Nick Jones
Outro by Pat Buono
Cover Art by Calvin Gallion III
- Friday the 13th (2009) - Yo...This Dude Jason Was Sick, BruhApr 21, 2021 · 1 hr 33 minAfter a little time off we are BACK in a big big way- we're tackling 2009's eclectic reboot of Friday the 13th. This franchise introduced the world to undead slasher Jason Vorhees, and this reboot asks the question "how would this movie change if Jason was 6'9 with a 48" vertical and 3.8 40 yard dash?" Was this a good movie? No. But it was absolutely a blast to watch.
- Poltergeist (1982) - You Gotta Throw The Whole Kid AwayFeb 16, 2021 · 1 hr 15 minThis week Nick, Zannie, and Ash discuss why you could only make this movie with a white family, what kind of jelly is best, and just exactly how we'd react if a tree reached inside the window to pull you out of bed.
Intro: Nick Jones
Outro: Pat Buono
Artwork: Calvin Gallion III
- I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) - Bitch, I Was Working at Party City (ft. Maddy Smith)Feb 1, 2021 · 1 hr 27 minNYC-Based Comedian Maddy Smith (That Time of the Week Podcast, MTV's Wild 'N Out) joins us to talk about 1997's offering to the "beautiful teens make mistakes" horror category, I Know What You Did Last Summer. Let us take you to the mountains of North Carolina for this harrowing tale- This one's for fishermen Twitter, shout out the fishermen.
Intro: Nick Jones
Outro: Pat Buono
Cover Art: Calvin Gallion III
- The Lost Boys (1987) - Y'all Ever Hangout at Walmart? (feat. Wanjiko Eke)Jan 18, 2021 · 1 hr 40 minFor our first episode in our lord's year 2021 we tackle the wonderfully cheesy 1987 vampire film The Lost Boys. Ah, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, Keifer Sutherland all on the same set...? What could go wrong? We're joined by comedian Wanjiko Eke (Limestone) while we unpack the individual traumas we each own that this movie brought to light.
Intro: Nick Jones
Outro: Pat Buono
Artwork: Calvin Gallion III
- A Bay of Blood (1971) - Black Entomologist Twitter 'Bout to Come for UsDec 14, 2020 · 1 hr 27 minHi, Hello, and Happy Holidays! For our last episode of this god-forsaken year, we will be taking a look at the cult classic Italian slasher, A Bay of Blood! This movie is like if someone saw Clue and was like huh, that made way too much sense! Let me take a crack at it! And also, I'm gonna show the murders baby! B-Plot: Zannie has some interesting stances on Entomology, the man hates bugs! Can you blame him? How long can this be? Well, anyway, if you're still reading this... Last night I dreamt I went to the Manderley again...
Intro: Nick Jones
Outro: Pat Buono
Cover Art: Calvin Gallion III
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- Hellraiser (1987) - You Ain't Got Skin, Frank! (ft. Carl Sonnefeld)Nov 30, 2020 · 1 hr 42 minNow that October is behind us, we return this week to get on track with our bi-monthly release schedule! We're talking Clive Barker's 1987 showstopper, Hellraiser. This movie is, quite frankly, the horniest movie we've ever seen. Everyone's horny! The main characters, the villains, the demons (who are kind of separate from the bad guys I guess?) And out of all that horniness comes a movie that is legitimately terrifying. There's as thin line between pleasure and pain, let's ride it! Featuring comedian Carl Sonnefeld (Red Clay Comedy Festival)
Intro: Nick Jones
Outro: Pat Buono
Cover Art: Calvin Gallion III
- The Collector (2009) - That's On You, Little KidOct 30, 2020 · 1 hr 46 minOne last Halloween treat, just for you! We close out spooky season with a discussion on 2009's The Collector. Man, what were they trying to do here? Is it a heist movie? A horror movie? A (pretty good) slapstick comedy? I guess there's something in this one for everybody. Shoutout Shreveport, Shout out Hurricane Chris.
- The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014) - Debbie's Got WheelsOct 16, 2020 · 1 hr 35 minOur October weekly releases continue, this week with 2014's The Taking of Deborah Logan! What an absolutely reckless depiction of both physical and mental health issues. Did you know spitting snake venom and teleporting are symptom's of Alzhiemer's? They're not, but no one tell this movie that!
Artwork by Calvin Gallion III. Intro Theme by Nick Jones, Outro by Pat Buono.
- The Hills Have Eyes (1977) - Farm to Table BabyOct 9, 2020 · 1 hr 34 minThis week we discuss Wes Craven's 1977 thriller The Hills Have Eyes. Is this even a horror movie? We're not sure. This entire movie could've been avoided the family had just stayed on the main road. Nick had no issue with them going exploring, even though that got half the family killed by mutants? Cannibals? Maybe they were just people, and we were the real monsters all along... also there's a baby that gets kidnapped. Fun!
Cover-art by Calvin Gallion III. Intro music by Nick Jones, Outro by Pat Buono. A product of UniCow Media.
- Halloween (1978) - Laurie's Nap?Sep 30, 2020 · 1 hr 42 minFor our first review we start with an undisputed classic, John Carpenter's game changing film Halloween. Ash and Zannie have 101 problems with how the sheriff did his job in this movie, questions about how Laurie took a nap after seeing Michael Myers 3 times (3 times!), and Nick explains that white people's favorite thing to do is dress up as someone other than themselves. Damn.
Cover-art by Calvin Gallion III. Intro music by Nick Jones, Outro by Pat Buono. A product of UniCow Media.
- The First Episode!Sep 30, 2020 · 27 minHello Killers, Queens, and everybody in between! What is this podcast about? Well in this episode, we'll tell you! Your hosts Ash, Zannie, and Nick discuss horror movies through a racial lens, paying attention to (and laughing at) the decisions made by white people. The catch? Our resident white person must defend every characters' decisions. So lock those doors, bolt those windows, light a candle and join us on this hilarious and terrifying journey.
Cover-art by Calvin Gallion III. Intro music by Nick Jones, Outro by Pat Buono. A product of UniCow Media.
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