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#65 What if a Siamese Twin wanted to be a SUPERHERO?Apr 23, 2024 · 19 minHello. I tried a solo episode. It's just the one question. It's pretty weird doing a solo podcast. Hard to riff with no reactions. I don't know. Was this listenable?
#comedy #comedypodcast #hypothetical- #64 What if Jersey TRASH controlled the Social Credit System? Ft. Zach RussellApr 5, 2024 · 45 minA fun fun episode with Nick and Zach I hope you like it.
0:00 Intro
5:55 What if a Weather Channel used child actors in costumes instead of Green Screen Graphics?
13:30 What if a Genie who lived in your Jeans?
22:18 What if getting in a POWER POSE made you TOO Confident?
30:35 What if Jersey TRASH controlled the Social Credit System?
39:08 Random Word Generator Challenge.
Nick Hopping @ZachRussellComedy
#comedians #comedypodcast #wouldyourather
- #63 What if Alchemists really just want to get P3GGed?Mar 24, 2024 · 40 minAnother Nick and Nathan episode! Fun Fun stuff. I think we're getting back into the swing of things. We were less gross than the last 2 episodes...I think? I don't know. If you listen, thanks!
0:00 Intro
7:51 What if Alchemists really want to just get pegged?
17:52 What if becoming ENLIGHTENED makes you love your PHONE MORE?
20:47 Write the most ON THE NOSE dystopian allegory movie ever?
29:03 What if your house was haunted by a NEEDY GHOST?
35:32 Random Word Generator Challenge
#comedy #comedypodcast #hypothetical
- #62 Should Prisoners be allowed to GET BUFF?Mar 14, 2024 · 40 minAnother Nick and Nathan episode of the Hoppothetically Podcast. This one is a bit less gross than last week's. I think there's some fun stuff in here. The intro part might be too offensive? I don't know. I hope you enjoy.
0:00 Offensive Intro
4:20 What if Aliens respond "K" to our communication attempts?
9:47 Should Prisoners be allowed to GET BUFF?
11:27 What if super heros only wanted to be HOT?
20:00 What if you could make GRUMPY clones?
25:21 What if the next wave of Feminism is about SURFING?
28:21 What if Nursing Homes did Haunted Houses for Kids?
34:48 Random Word Generator Challenge
#standupcomedy #comedians #comedypodcast
In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping
- #61 What if IT was avant garde?Mar 5, 2024 · 40 minNathan is finally back! How about THAT? I got a little too SAUCED in this episode. Did you notice? Venmo me.
0:00 Intro
10:17 You're living Azathoth's WET dream?
20:37 What if IT was avant garde?
26:43 An Osmosis Jones sequel where Bill Murray gets railed?
33:39 You're an astronaut and you want a crotch pouch in your space suit?
38:31 Random Word Generator Challenge
In this episode - Nathan Hopping & Nick Hopping
#comedy #comedians #funnypodcasts
- #60 Why don't PRISONERS drink TOILET BEER? Ft. Zach Russell & Austin LockeFeb 26, 2024 · 51 minThis week I'm joined by Austin Locke AND Zach Russell. Still no Nathan... We also tried a new segment at the end. Check it OUT.
0:00 Intro
9:02 What if you were BLACKMAILED by a terminally ill child?
15:40 What if, everytime you had a good idea, a REAL light bulb appeared? Or a baby?
22:19 50-Centaur? AND how would you like to be executed?
29:05 A sequel to Ratatouille starring a BLACK HOLE?
32:16 Why don't prisoners drink TOILET BEER?
34:55 What if a REAL CRIMINAL played a 'who done it' card game?
39:06 What if you were INVISIBLE whenever you CROUCH?
44:28 RANDOM WORD GENERATOR CHALLENGE
#improvcomedy #comedypodcast #newpodcast
- #59 Guy doesn't understand the 'ADULT" in Adult Swim? Ft. Zach RussellFeb 14, 2024 · 41 minFINALLY...another episode of Hoppothetically. Nathan is indisposed yet again, so Zach Russell filled in. TWICE during this episode, people tried to break into the Comedy Club. We were very brave. AND sometimes funny. Thanks for watching.
0:00 Intro
3:16 Guy doesn't understand the 'ADULT" in Adult Swim?
17:53 A Supervillian who makes Tsunamis just to SURF THEM?
24:44 Dexter's lab...but he has the morality of a CHILD?
31:40 But What if you can draw Muhammad REALLY REALLY WELL?
#comedypodcast #cardsagainsthumanity #standupcomedy
- #58 What if the GRINCH resorted to TERRORISM?Dec 19, 2023 · 38 minNathan and I opened a comedy club in Brooklyn, so we've been distracted. We finally got an episode in! It was a fun one. Hope you enjoy.
0:00 Intro
11:13 A sequal to "Great Expectations?..."NO Expectations"
18:10 What if the GRINCH resorted to TERRORISM?
25:22 Your boss wants you to SCOOBY DOO Scare the competition?
33:28 You're interviewing a veteran of THE THUMB WARS?
In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping
#christmas #comedians #adamfriedland
- #57 What if You Were an ANIMAL News anchor in the Forest? Ft. Timothy AtkinsonNov 14, 2023 · 31 minTimothy Atkinson joins us this week! This episode has more of a relaxed energy, I think.
0:00 Intro
5:37 What if your friend wants to HIJACK the Stewardess cart on a plane?
15:50 What if You Were an ANIMAL News anchor in the Forest?
25:16 What if there was a math test to see if you're a WITCH?
#comedians #comedypodcast #hypothetical
In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Timothy Atkinson
- #56 Would you teach the WEIRD KIDS at Hogwarts the KILL spells?Oct 12, 2023 · 36 minA fun Nick & Nathan episode!! This episode is a little looser...we were drinking a little bit. ALSO we have a surprise guest at the end. Don't miss it!!I
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0:00 Intro
3:24 Would you teach the WEIRD KIDS at Hogwarts the kill spells?
16:19 What if you had existential DREAD not knowing if you're a tits or ass man?
20:31 What if your FROZEN KETCHUP factory was failing?
29:18 How do you HAZE new drivers?
In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping
#comedypodcast #comedians #nyccomedians
- Hoppothetically TrailerOct 12, 2023What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN? Should there be MORE Neurodiverse Santas? What if you could design your own Grandma?
NYC Comedians tackle all these questions AND MORE!
- #55 What if the MAFIA did lame TEAM BUILDING Exercises? Ft. Zach RussellSep 29, 2023 · 39 minNathan is SICK OH NO!!! Nick and Zach held down the fort. We think Nathan was watching over us or whatever.
If you want to support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it!
https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically
0:00 Intro
10:59 How many Punches does it take to Mash a head?
15:54 What if the MAFIA did lame TEAM BUILDING Exercises?
20:18 What if there ALWAYS had to be the same number of men and women?
25:00 What if there was a hair in Sweeney Todd's Pie?
25:22 What the Wheel of Fortune gave ACTUAL Fortunies?
#comedypodcast #standupcomedy #wouldyourather #hypothetical
In this episode - Nick Hopping + Zach Russell
- #54 What if there was a Jimmy Buffett themed SERIAL KILLER? Ft. Santiago AngelSep 20, 2023 · 38 minIt's Hoppothetically!!! Our guest this week is Santiago Angel!! He's hilarious in a pretty upsetting kind of way. This was a super fun episode!
Who do you think had the best line(s) of the episode?
If you want to hear the full episode AND support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it!
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0:00 Intro
8:46 Which historical persident would you kill?
18:38 What if there was a Jimmy Buffet themed SERIAL KILLER?
28:01What if you were on the JOKER's HR Team?
34:07 How would you convince George Washington to BONE YOU?
#comedypodcast #standupcomedy #wouldyourather #hypothetical
In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Santiago Angel
- #53 What if the Hamburglar was in Ocean's 11? Ft. Charles EngleSep 9, 2023 · 39 minIt's Hoppothetically!!! Our guest this week is Charles Engle!! He's REAL funny! This episode was heaps of fun! HEAPS.
Who do you think had the best line(s) of the episode?
If you want to hear the full episode AND support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it!
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0:00 Intro
13:37 What is the funniest way to SERVE someone a Court Summons?
20:32 What if MEN got pregnant?
23:49 What if the Hamburglar was in Ocean's 11?
#comedypodcast #billcosby #wouldyourather #hypothetical
In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Charles Engle
- #52 What if BILL COSBY is DEATH? Ft. Zach RussellAug 30, 2023 · 39 minHow about another episode of Hoppothetically?! The Podcast where we riff on the weirdest/ dumbest questions we can think of. Zach Russell is BACK. This episode is far less gross than his last appearance. GROWTH!!
Who do you think had the best line(s) of the episode?
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0:00 Intro
4:02 What if we turned to MAGICIANS to solve golbal problems?
18:11 What if you BILL COSBY is DEATH?
29:48 What if your PUBLIC DEFENDER do Trial by Combat?
#comedypodcast #billcosby #wouldyourather #hypothetical
In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + @ZachRussellComedy
- #51 What if you FARTED in the GAS CHAMBER?Aug 22, 2023 · 36 minHoppothetically, the Podcast where we riff on super weird hypothetical questions, is BACK! We got another Nick & Nathan episode. This one was a fun one! If you have any thoughts on any of these questions OR have any questions your'd like us to answer, LET US KNOW.
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0:00 Intro
3:53 What if the Ratatouille guy is just a gross INSANE man?
9:45 What if there was a sequel called "Ned's CLASSIFIED School Survival Guide?"
17:32 What if Dr.Strange looked at 14 million X-rated futures?
23:12 What if your attorney argued you were TOO ADORABLE to murder all those people?
31:17 What if you FARTED in the Gas Chamber?
#whatwouldyoudo #wyr #improvcomedy #comedians #comedypodcast
In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping
- #50 What if TRUMP starts a PRISON reality show? Ft. Timothy AtkinsonAug 12, 2023 · 33 minHoppothetically Podcast coming to you from The Outer Banks! We were on a family reunion, so our cousin Tim joined us! He's quite funny!
Please leave a comment! If you'd like to support us (and get more episodes) check THIS out:
https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically0:00 Intro
4:54 What if somone though they had to run, hide AND fight in an active shooter situation?
11:32 What if your boss made PLATONIC advances on you?
12:42 What if Walmart had to hire 3x more OLD PEOPLE?
20:44 What if your office coworkers DEMANDED an encore from you?
25:52 What if TRUMP starts a PRISON reality show?
#comedypodcast #trump #comedians
In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Timothy Atkinson
- #49 How would you make BARBIE dark and gritty? Ft. Ben KirschenbaumAug 3, 2023 · 34 minAnother episode of Hoppothetically! This one is WAY less gross than the last 2! Ben Kirschenbaum is back! We had a great time chatting with him.
Please leave a comment! If you'd like to support us (and get more episodes) check THIS out:
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0:00 Intro
4:01 What if your friend keeps skippng guy's night during the zombie apocolypse?
11:19 What if you found out about NURSING HOME Batman?
20:47 What if you could talk to animals and they have nothing to say?
21:32 What if sports teams were based on CONSPIRACY THEORIES?
24:27 How would you make BARBIE dark and gritty?
30:51 How would you stand out as a mortitian?
#comedypodcast #barbie #comedians
In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Ben Kirschenbaum
- #48 What if the ILLUMINATE is LAME now? Ft. Stephen CampbellJul 25, 2023 · 38 minAnother episode of HOPPOTHETICALLY!! This week, Stephen Campbell joins us! He's a very funny fellow! The first few questions are pretty gross! PLEASE leave a comment or a review. It would really help us out
If you want to hear the full episode AND support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it!
https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically0:00 Intro
5:30 What if you live in a Utipian society where NO ONE can c*m?
10:42 What if you were the George Washington Carver of c*m?
14:37 How much PRESSURE to have s*x would there be in ancient Chitsunitsa?
20:02 What if when you died, all your MONEY POPPED OUT?
23:44 What if the Illuminate is LAME now?
27:39 What if you think someone at the grocery store RUBBED all your fruit?
In this episode - Nick Hoping + Nathan Hopping + Stephen Campbell
#illuminate #comedians #wouldyourather
- #47 How woud you MAKE Peter Pan GROW UP? Ft. Zach RussellJul 17, 2023 · 32 minHoppothetically is BACK!! (again) Zach Russell joins us for a fun episode!! I'm going to be honest, this one was a little edge-lordy...even for us! I think you'll still enjoy it though!
If you want to hear the full episode AND support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it!
https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically
0:00 Intro
7:55 How would you make Peter Pan grow up?
12:34 What if Beauty was ONLY into Beast while hairy?
18:13 What if you had to invent a brand new P*** Category?
26:29 What if you found Checkov's dildo on the shelf?
29:07 What if people had factory reset buttons?
#comedypodcast #funnypodcast #comedians In this eisode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Zach Russell
- #46 What if YOU could design your own GRANDMA?Jun 26, 2023 · 23 minHoppothetically is back! (Sort of) This was origionally an episode for Patreon, but we kind of gave up on that... So here it is! I don't remember much about this one. Hope it is good.
This week's questions:
0:00Intro:
0:59 What if you could design your own grandma?
9:11 What if you met the CLEANEST man in NYC?
16:03 What if Evel Knievel was EVIL?
21:11 What if they added ghosts gouls to the Scared Straight program?
#comedypodcast #comedians #standupcomedy
In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping
- #45 Sign My Petition for MORE Neurodiverse Santas? Ft. Ben KirschenbaumJun 14, 2023 · 45 minUh Oh! It's another episode of Hoppothetically!! This week, Ben Kirschenbaum joins us to answer THE MOST IMPORTANT questions in the world! Ben used to write for Click Hole! Remember Click Hole? Funny Stuff! This episode was a lot o' fun. We hope you enjoy!
0:00 Intro
2:46 What if the ALL the Whos call Horton fat?
10:10 How would you HAZE the new Cultist?
17:54 How would you BEAT the underdogs in a basketball movie?
21:43 Sign my petition for more neurodiverse Santas?
26:34 WYR wipe or jerk with your left hand?
28:41 What if someone told you to "P*ss it forward?"
32:46 What if people weren't into Prometheus's fire?
39:30 What if Jerkin was in the Olympics?
#comedypodcast #wyr #justforlaughs
In this episode of the Hoppothetically Podcast-
Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Ben Kirschenbaum
- #44 Could you assemble a HEIST crew to steal FROM YOUR OWN A$$? Ft. Austin LockeJun 2, 2023 · 38 minHey HEY!! It's Hoppetically!! The podcast where we answer the MOST IMPORTANT questions in the world! AND we have a guest! It's our good buddy and the "Memento of Comedy", Austin Locke!! This episode was a fun one! Please enjoy
This week's Quesitons
0:00 Intro
5:00 How would you market WHIP-ITS?
10:22 What if someone drew a d*ck on the USA moon flag?
16:20 Could youassemble a heist crew to steal something from YOUR OWN A$$?
22:35 Are Iranians homophomic? (Nathan's question...He's a weird guy.)
24:54 What if the dentist keeps doing the "what's behind your ear" trick in your mouth?
29:52 What if a "Karen" kept complaining about hell?
33:57 What if monks can only stand freezing temperatures becasue they're so fat?
In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Austin Locke
#comedy #comedypodcast #standupcomedy
- #43 What if you were about to be reincarnated as Mr.Hands?May 15, 2023 · 28 minIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT'SSSSS Hoppothetically!!! Thanks for watching! We're a comedy podcast about weird hypothetical questions. If YOU ever have a question you want to hear, let us know.
0:00 Intro
4:54 What if you were about to be reincarnated as Mr.Hands?
10:07 What COD war memorials look like?
13:34 How would you market ADULT Karate?
17:18 What if you were a terrorist in REMEDIAL interrogtion?
22:06 What if the POPE faught crime?
25:42 What if the Berlin Wall prevented your neighbor's dog from pooping on your lawn?
In this episode - Nick Hopping & Nathan Hopping
#funnypodcast #comedypodcast #askreddit
- #42 What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN?May 3, 2023 · 34 minHoppothetically is back! Thanks for watching! I think this episode is really funny. AND no audio issues!! How about that? By the way, if YOU ever have a question you want to hear, let us know.
0:00 Intro
2:52 What if your war buddy thought "The Ultimate Sacrifie" was eating your ass?
8:09 What if you were pitched the maching from Monster's Inc today?
12:18 How would you make a middle school play out of Oedipus Rex?
18:58 What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN?
22:56 What if the Impractical Jokers did 911?
24:35 What if your friend LITERALLY didn't understand women?
28:32 What if people tried to "I Am Spartacus" in other situations?
32:10 Do Hockey players fight so much to distract from the fact that they're ice skating?
In this episode - Nick Hopping & Nathan Hopping
#funnypodcast #comedypodcast #askreddit
- #41 How would YOU ask for a little girl's eggs?Apr 24, 2023 · 32 minHey! It's Hoppothetically! We're BACK...AGAIN. I was in kind of a bad mood this time. It's still a fun episode. More Hypothetical Questions!
0:00 Intro
3:48 How would you get out of fighting IT?
10:00 How would you ask for a little girl's eggs?
16:38 What if the active ingredient in Meth was LOVE?
21:01 What if your girlfriend wasn't into Jumanji?
24:00 How could Pepsi fix that one BAD commercial?
29:24 How would you make the Catholic Church fun for young people?
Thanks for listening! In this episode: Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping
#comedypodcast #funnypodcast #comedians
- #40 What if getting kicked in the balls launched you 15 feet in the air?Mar 8, 2023 · 26 minHoppothetically is back with more silly hypothetical questions AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE (AGAIN) If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (Sorry about the audio quality this episode. The mic recorder got messed up. Next episode should sound normal again.)
0:00 Intro
3:09 What if Coke wanted more debts to be solved with Coke?
8:25 What if your house was haunted by ghosts having uncomfortably personal conversations?
15:43 What if getting kicked in the balls made you launch 15 feet in the air?
20:57 What if, in a trial, everytime someone objects someone has to take a shot?
#comedypodcast #Hoppothetically #comedians
- #39 What if EVERYONE wrote in "YOUR MOM" for President?Feb 9, 2023 · 32 minHoppothetically is back with more silly hypothetical questions AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE!! If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time.
0:00 Intro
1:20 What if you were the host at the John Wick Assassin Hotel?
5:47 Why do Grocery Store Cameras make everyone so UGLY?
13:43 What if everyone wrote in "Your Mom" for President?
19:32 What if the Ouija board said to KISS?
22:49 What if "The Thing" just kept flipping everyone off?
27:19 What if you were a student of a scam karate master?
#comedypodcast #Hoppothetically #comedians
- #38 What if you came Genies?Jan 27, 2023 · 31 minHoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time.
0:00 Intro
1:19 You're in a firing squad and everyone brought Nerf guns except you!
5:58 What if you came Genies?
10:15 What if you thought putting chess pieces in your a** made you better at chess?
14:46 What if a Craigslist ad just said "I got the stuff, you bring the money?"
19:47 What if a random lady had your mom's tits?
25:30 What if your important job interview turned into a rave?
This episode features Nick Hopping Nathan Hopping
#comedypodcast #whatif #wouldyourather
- #37 What if there was a Basketball team called "The Widowers?" Ft. Manth and JessiJan 4, 2023 · 33 minHoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. This week we're joined by Mantha and Jessi Freeman! This episode turned out super fun! If you have any answers to our questions or have your own questions, let us know! Sorry about the audio in the middle!
0:00 Intro
2:11 What if a cop tried to give you his mixed tape?
7:34 What if you had to give a fake sex talk to your kid? 16:41 Is poop funny?
20:32 What if you had a train connection on the Polar Express?
24:15 What if there was a Basketball team called "The Widowers?"
29:22 Was Jesus breast fed?
This episode features Nick Hopping Nathan Hopping Samantha Freeman and Jessi Freeman
#comedypodcast #whatif #wouldyourather
- #36 A HORROR movie about an ASS that won't QUIT?Dec 7, 2022 · 37 minAnother episode of Hoppothetically, the comedy podcast where we answer really dumb hypothetical questions. We had fun on this one. I hope you do too.
0:00 Intro
4:39 What if you encountered aliens who have HEADPHONES in?
12:06 Write a HORROR movie about an ASS that won't QUIT?
16:46 How would you network at an orgy?
22:06 What if your ship captain was too into the idea of 'Going down with the ship?"
27:33 What if your intervewer was a 9/11 truther?
29:58 What if your doctor mixed up "bed side manner" and "pillow talk?"
32:03 What if your BEST friend asked you to be his wedding flower girl?
#standupcomedy #comedypodcast #wouldyourather
Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping
- #35 What if Wolverine got stopped by TSA?Nov 12, 2022 · 40 minAnother episode of Hoppothetically, the comedy podcast where we answer really dumb hypothetical questions. This episode Nathan and Nick look fat. Enjoy.
0:00 Intro
6:19 What if a Ninja Turtle wants to mate with your pet turtle?
17:46 What if Super Mario Mushrooms existed?
21:14 What dating advice do you have for someone going out with a Succubus?
25:56 What if the Key to the City opens a sketchy motel?
32:23 What if Wolverine got stopped at TSA?
34:11 What if professional wrestlers did REAL crime?
#standupcomedy #comedypodcast #wouldyourather
Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping
- #34 Are you STRONGER than a 5th Grader?Nov 1, 2022 · 24 minHoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time.
0:00 Intro
7:46 What if you peed your pants in front of the "Lie to Me" guy?
10:01 What if the movie "Smile" happened but you're Autistic?
13:49 Are you STRONGER than a 5th Grader? 16:42 Can we NORMALIZE bad breath?
19:45 How often can you call people "ripe" before you GO DOWN?
#comedypodcast #funnyquestions #whatwouldyoudo
- #33 What if your stillborn baby left a note?Oct 27, 2022 · 24 minHoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (I was sweaty.)
0:00 Intro 6:04 What if you murder a family only to find out they are CAKE?
8:55 What if one guy just SLAPPED Caesar?
12:08 What if God told your friend to make Sour dough bread?
15:52 What if your were a sniper and you got BILLY GOATED?
21:02 What if your stillborn baby left a note?
#comedypodcast #funny #whatwouldyoudo
- #32 What if it was Israel vs Palestine vs Connecticut?Oct 5, 2022 · 34 minHoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time!
This Week's Questions: 0:00 Intro 8:14 What if you got stopped by a REALLY nervous mugger?
11:46 What if someone left a poo SOS in the toilet?
16:30 What if you were the FEMALE TITAN?
21:19 What if it was Israel vs Palestine vs Connecticut? 25:08 What if Nathan's questions made some sense?
28:32 What if you were a storm catcher who actually caught a storm?
#comedypodcast #funny #whatwouldyoudo
- #31 Would you enforce a no fly zone on the UP Guy? Ft. Charlse Engle + Zach RussellSep 25, 2022 · 40 minHoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. This week we're joined by the hosts of the Overshadowed Podcast, Charles Engle and Zach Russell! This episode turned out super fun! If you have any answers to our questions or have your own questions, let us know!
0:00 Intro
4:16 Would you enforce the no fly zone on the UP House?
14:23 What if Jordan Peterson hooked up with your girlfriend?
22:40 Can you check people out if they never know?
26:13 What if Sisyphus got the bolder up the hill?
29:47 How would you fit in with the Children of the Corn?
31:35 SCARY BREAK IN!!
33:22 What if Spaghetti Westerns were all about Spaghetti?
This episode features Nick Hopping Nathan Hopping Charles Engle Zach Russell
#comedypodcast #whatif #wouldyourather
Thanks for listening!
- #30 What if YOUR MOM started dating the MONSTER under your bed?Sep 17, 2022 · 32 minHoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (Sorry about the audio towards the end)
0:00 Intro 9:16 How would you play Duck, Duck, Seduce?
14:00 What if there was a talking fetus?
22:56 What if you were TOO GOOD at writing sexy parodies of children's books?
26:40 What if your mom started dating the monster under your bed?
29:36 How would you market a teleporter that killed people?
#comedypodcast #funny #whatwouldyoudo
- #29 (Pt.2) What if all Subway Sandwiches MADE Jared a monster?Sep 6, 2022 · 30 minWelcome back to Hoppothetically - the comedy podcast where we answer the best questions in the world. We have some good ones this week. If you have any answers OR want to submit a question, let us know in the comments.
This week's questions:
0:00 Can the USA take a better picture than Putin on a Horse?
5:46 What if Scout Masters taught self defense to scouts?
7:46 How would you pitch YOUR BODY on Shark Tank?
10:23 What if when people saw you shirtless, they stopped believing in God?
14:26 What if all Subway Sandwiches MADE Jared a monster?
19:55 What if white actors went METHOD to play POC characters?
25:04 What if your phone was in love with you?
28:21 How would you do suicide by FIRE FIGHTER?
#comedypodcast #whatif #comedians
with Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping
- #29 (Pt.1) What if there was a DRUG dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs?Aug 26, 2022 · 25 minThanks for watching Hoppothetically! Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important hypothetical questions in the world. It's a comedy podcast.
This Week's Questions:
0:00 Intro
8:47 What if we sold organic cake?
13:42 What if there was a drug dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs?
18:26 What if Shazam's powers took 10 minutes to work?
#jokes #comedypodcast #whatif
- #28 (Pt.2) What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS?Aug 19, 2022 · 17 minHoppothetically is back with another great set of questions! If you're new, we're a comedy podcast (game show) where we ask crazy hypothetical questions! This week's questions -
0:00 What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS?
6:04 What if Dr.Strange was self conscious about his 3rd eye?
12:44 What if your job was to scare the babies out of pregnant women?
15:12 What if Tom Cruise is CGI?
Hosted by Nick Hopping & Nathan Hopping
#hypothetical #funnyquestions #jokes
- #28 (Pt.1) What if you were a Drag Queen named Martin Luther Queen JR?Aug 11, 2022 · 18 minHoppothetically is back with another great set of questions! If you're new, we're a comedy podcast (game show) where we ask crazy hypothetical questions!
This week's questions -
0:00 Intro 2:28 What if all the dust in the world came from NATHAN?
8:07 What if all the propaganda about Kim Jung Un was TRUE?
14:51 What if you were a Drag Queen named Martin Luther Queen JR?
Hosted by Nick Hopping & Nathan Hopping
#hypothetical #funnyquestions #comedians
- #27 (Pt.2) What if SEXUALITY was SEASONAL?Aug 8, 2022 · 15 minWelcome back to Hoppothetically!
We're a short form, improvised comedy show. Nick Hopping (NYC Comedian) & Nathan Hopping (dyslexic person) riff on some silly silly questions! This week's Questions -
0:00 What if you stumbled into Narnia only to find Mr.Tumnus jerkin' it?
7:34 What if plants hate being pollinated and you can hear it?
9:41 What if you were an exorcist in 2022?
13:36 What if sexuality was seasonal?
#comedypodcast #improv #gameshow
- #27 (Pt.1) What is Taika Waititi's advice for the next Hitler?Aug 4, 2022 · 16 minHoppothetically is a comedy podcast where we answer hypothetical questions. Nick is a Comedian in NYC. Nathan is a dyslexic. What fun!
This Week's Questions
0:00 Intro nonsense
4:02 What if you got TWO new dads for Christmas?
9:01 What is Taika Waititi's advice for the next Hitler?
12:26 What if Air Bud was your defense attorney?
Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping
#funnyquestions #whatwouldyoudo #comedypodcast
- #26 (Pt.2) What if you HAD to become friends with Mike Tyson OR DIE? Ft. Jamie WolfJul 31, 2022 · 25 minHoppothetically is a comedy podcast where we ask crazy hypothetical questions and riff the answers. This week NYC Comedian Jamie Wolf joins us.
This Week's Questions:
0:00 What if you HAD to become friends with Mike Tyson OR DIE?
7:34 What if you accidentally had sex with an alien cat?
15:44 What if you were the only person in the world who poops?
19:16 Would you rather blow or be blown by your best friend?
23:44 What if everyone thought your dog was a person in a dog costume?
Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Jamie Wolf
#comedypodcast #comedians #wouldyourather
- #26 (Pt.1) Death Battle: Home Alone vs Lion King? Ft. Jamie WolfJul 26, 2022 · 22 minHoppothetically is an improv comedy podcast where we answer silly hypothetical questions. Jamie Wolf joins us this week!
This week's questions -
1. What if your ass had a 95% chance of making people happy.
2. What if anesthesiologist choked patients out?
3. Death Battle: Home Alone vs Lion King 14:53 What if you HAD to cry everyday?
4. What if your animals pulled an Animal Farm?
Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Jamie Wolf
#comedypodcast #whatif #comedians
- #25 (Pt.2) What if Joe Biden starred in Forrest Gump?Jul 20, 2022 · 23 minComedy Podcast where NYC comedians ask and answer hypothetical questions. Got questions you want us to answer? Let us know!
This Week's Questions:
1. What if a man on the street DEMANDED you dance for him?
2. What if you had a bad BAD sentient sword?
3. How would you get "sack-dapping" going?
4. How would you negotiate Lent rules with (Catholic) God?
5. What if Joe Biden stared in Forrest Gump?
6. How would you write an Autism is COOL marketing campaign?
Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping
- #25 (Pt.1) What if the Government BANNED KARATE CHOPS?Jul 16, 2022 · 20 minThis Weeks Questions:
1. What if the world was taken over by Jim Carrie(s)?
2. What if the government banned the Karate Chop?
3. What if basketball shorts were cargo shorts?
If you're new here, this is an improvised Comedy Podcast where we answer hypothetical questions.
Hosted by Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping #comedypodcast #funnyquestions #hoppothetically
- #24 (Pt.2) Are we TOO MEAN to NATHAN? ft. ManthaJul 7, 2022 · 23 minThis Week's Questions:
1. What if Milk made you drunk?
2. Are we too mean to Nathan?
3. Are you a Toyotathoner or Maxinista?
4. What of Shallow Hal was a Doctor?
5. What if bosses cucked bad employees?
Comedy Podcast. Hypothetical Questions. Funny.
Hoppothetically Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Samantha Freeman
#comedy #whatwouldyoudo #hypothetical
- #24 (Pt.1) What if LOVE was METH? ft. ManthaJul 4, 2022 · 23 minHoppothetically Comedy Porcast - It's an improv comedy show with hypothetical questions!
This Week's Questions:
1. What if you got to dole out the all the toe stubs?
2. What if love was Meth?
3. FMK - Peeing your pants, calling a distant relative, calling a stranger mommy
Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Samantha Freeman
- #23 What if your HAIR was SNAKES?Jun 13, 2022 · 34 minThis week's Hypothetical Questions:
1. What if you had snake hair?
2. What if your son tried to summon Azerath?
3. What if practicing for 10k hours only made you a good juggler?
4. What if you had to write a Jewish Christmas song?
5. How would you find the straight in the gay stack?
6. What if you were the host of a Spirited Away game show?
7. What if Clifford the Meteor-Sized Red dog was going to crash into Earth?
8. What if Nicky Downtown killed Fat Nate for sniffling?
9. If Fat Nate dies, will Nicky Downtown delete the podcast?
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