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jewneralMay 2, 2023 · 17 minIn this episode I talk about going to a jewish funeral and also I become the first person to talk about AI.- biking in the uhaul laneJan 19, 2023 · 14 minI talk about falling off a bike and throwing recycling in the garbage because its easy to do.
- idk why im runningSep 19, 2022 · 17 minIn this episode I talk about running in the station from a guy with a knife I guess Idk that's just what the citizen app said I was running from.
- me and my wife share a mouthDec 18, 2021 · 24 minI talk about people always being hurt and wanting to fight but also wanting to be employed.
- roasting in spanishOct 29, 2021 · 20 minIn this episode I talk about working at a donut shop and a homeless guy with one leg.
- 2 delis 1 blockOct 8, 2021 · 20 minI talk about getting a job at a donut place and accepting subway creatures.
- if your eyes are rolled back you're not listeningSep 7, 2021 · 15 minI talk about moving to New York and a crack head with his pants down.
- im leavingAug 26, 2021 · 18 minI talk about moving to New York and facebook marketplace.
- do astronauts shower up thereAug 19, 2021 · 15 minIn this episode I talk about time and waiters.
- tweeting on behalf of orlandoAug 11, 2021 · 21 minI talk about writing tik toks for amtrax and how self driving dominos cars are very useful for eating pizza.
- would you rather drive a party bus or graduate high schoolAug 4, 2021 · 18 minIn this episode I talk about my experience on party buses and being scared of the dark sometimes.
- nature is cool when im not thereJul 26, 2021 · 20 minI talk about the tv show our planet and playing pool at a dive bar against a guy who brought a stick from home.
- im the cushion guyJul 12, 2021 · 18 minI talk about late night TV and finding out my friends in elementary school were actually small 40 year olds.
- get your bean in line chicagoJun 18, 2021 · 17 minI talk about the Chicago bean and Gordan Ramsay at the pawn shop
- just roll me the baseballMay 17, 2021 · 20 minI talk about going to Kansas, my friend dislocating his arm, and tracking down old friends.
- shiner from a minorApr 20, 2021 · 28 minI talk about how I got punched in the face by a kid and how instagram ads suck.
- no ubers in the areaApr 13, 2021 · 58 minI talk with Tommy Bayer about the time he was robbed at gun point and how I thought I had to fart to in a whoopee cushion to inflate it.
- you'll get em next timeApr 5, 2021 · 1 hr 5 minGeoffrey Asmus and Kathleen O'Brien talk with me about standup and hitler.
- pissing on the dance floorMar 25, 2021 · 21 minI talk about going on a party bus for the first time and watching someone almost die from citrus.
- taxes blow i hate themMar 18, 2021 · 27 minJust me this week and I talk about going to baseball games and paying way too much in taxes.
- my grandma died on that memory foamMar 10, 2021 · 1 hr 35 minI sit down with my friend JJ Gordon and talk about stuff.
- asleep at the wheelMar 4, 2021 · 1 hr 16 minI talk with Mike Lester about quitting jobs and bus drivers that have seizures.
- getting fired for a couponFeb 25, 2021I talk about getting fired and read stories people sent in about wanting to quit their jobs.
- biting the head off a dead birdFeb 18, 2021 · 33 minI talk about old school memories and my experience at jimmy johns.
- I got vaccinated by someone who failed bandaid classFeb 10, 2021 · 39 minI talk about getting my covid vaccine, getting grabbed at a ground round, and I read some of your stories.
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