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Just Killing Time with Maronzio Vance
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- For The Love Of The GameOct 20, 2023 · 32 minI love basketball. I love basketball so much, I'm going to tell you about how much I love basketball. I'm also going to tell you about how I almost died playing basketball. Then I'll tell you how much I would die for something I love. That and more. Don't ask me why these videos and podcast don't have more views if you are not liking or sharing. Enjoy.
- Get Rich or Die Tryin To Get To MiamiOct 13, 2023 · 31 minI remember this one time I had to pay $685 for a plane ticket to Miami so I could feature for someone for seven shows and at the end of the week I was paid $650. That’s only part of the story. Comedy is so fun. Enjoy
- Magic MomentsOct 5, 2023 · 50 minI promise you this episode will not be a waste of your time. If you get anything from this episode, and you don't share it with anybody, you are not doing your part. We are not going to go back-and-forth. I am creating something bigger than me. I'm in a zone. Now you can watch me build this ark or you can work with me to build this ark.
- Lose YourselfSep 27, 2023 · 35 minI promised consistency. This week continues the tradition of being consistent, as I discuss how I plan to write about how I loss myself and the journey I am on to reconnecting with myself. There's some other stuff in there but I don't want to ruin the surprise. Watch, listen, like, rate, engage, share and support.
- I've Got A Story To TellSep 21, 2023 · 30 minI have returned with my consistently inconsistent podcast. I am on a mission to complete a project that is much larger than anything I have ever done. This is where I will start. This is where you should start if you want to be a part of it. I don't plan on stopping until I'm done. And I'm going to tell some stories along the way.
- Just Killing Time: The Quarantine Chronicles "Let me think out loud in peace"Nov 30, 2020 · 27 minThis week I return from a much needed break. This pandemic has been extremely difficult for some people, including myself. From time to time you need to be able to talk without being judged or persecution, so you can make sense of what's going on around you. That's what I did this week. I just talked out what I was feeling on the inside. This is the format good people going forward. I'm just talking to to see if I can figure out what's going on.
- Just Killing Time: The Quarantine Chronicles (In to space I go)Jul 28, 2020 · 39 minThis week in the comfort of my own home, I put on a space suit so I can discuss the Aliens saga, gentrification and explain why I said some bad words. Enjoy.
- Just Killing Time: The Quarantine ChroniclesJul 21, 2020 · 27 minThis week I try to figure out how to make the fact that some non-black women date black men withouth caring about the issuses that black men go through and a bunch of other things like that. Enjoy.
- Killing Time: The Quarantine Chronicles (How do I make this funny?)Jul 9, 2020 · 29 minThis week as I stand in the hallway of my hot ass apartment, I try to figure out how to make a few things that's on my mind funny. I spend some time thinking of how to make everything from the renaming of the Washington Redskins funny to the Doobie Brothers singing. I hope you enjoy it.
- Killing Time: The Quarantine Chronicles "Getting Through it"Jun 30, 2020 · 57 minThis week on killing time I did something different. I filmed myself recording this week's podcast. I stood in front of a camera with a microphone and talked about how to make everything that's going on in the world funny. I believe this is the format that I will be doing going forward. I hope you enjoy me talking about how to make everything from the 5G tower conspiracies funny to Barbra Streisand giving George Floyd's daughter shares of Disney stock. Share if you care.
- Killing Time: Quarantine Coronavirus Chronicles Birthday EpisodeMay 15, 2020 · 1 hr 10 minDay 60 of the coronavirus quarantine and I find myself turning 44 years old in a world that has stopped. It's a funny feeling to age and not be able to do anything. I always have difficulty with birthdays because I have birthday depression. This week I talk about turning 44 and all the things I want to do going forward in this other half of my life. I also discuss boredom setting in and the lengths people will go to entertain themselves. For my birthday. Download and listen.
- Killing Time: Quarantine Coronavirus Chronicles Continue Day 53May 5, 2020 · 35 minIt's May 4th, and I've been in my home on stay in place orders since March 13. I don't know what the hell is going on in the world. I'm trying to make sense of it. I've watched so much TV that when the world reopens, I probably won't watch TV ever again. I don't know what the world is going to be like going forward. Somebody should check on me, but if you want to know how I'm doing just download and listen.
- Killing Time: The Quarantine Coronavirus Chronicles Continue OnApr 8, 2020 · 56 minI honestly don't remember the day we were told to go into the house and not come out again until the invisible virus that's killing everyone is gone. I just know it's been a long time. So from inside my home like a conspiracy theorist in the middle of the desert with aluminum foil wrapped around their head, I rant about how we are handling something we've never experienced before. This week I rant about how the president has a reason to keep us inside, how to make the most of your time and being grateful. Enjoy.
- Killing Time: The Quarantine Coronavirus Chronicles ContinueMar 31, 2020 · 42 minI really don't know what day of quarantine this is for us, for you, for me. I'm just in my home trying to make sense of what's going on. I've always talked to myself, but this is just ridiculous now. This episode I talk about the state of comedy when this is over. I have hundreds of thoughts I've recorded, so don't worry about me running out of stuff to talk about. Thanks for listening.
- Killing Time The Quarantine Coronavirus ChroniclesMar 25, 2020 · 37 minI believe insanity is starting to seep in with some people from staying in the house much longer than they normally would. As I watch the news and monitor people's behavior and activity, I find time to rant about how insane everything is that we are going through. I also try to dissect any possible conspiracies that could be behind this but with no one to talk to about it, I sound like a crazy person in the middle of the desert with aluminum foil on my head. Enjoy
- Killing Time #236 The Quarantine Coronavirus Chronicles Day 2Mar 20, 2020 · 32 minI'm assuming it's day two of the coronavirus and I'm doing the best I can to keep my shit together. I went to Home Depot and had some adventures there. I'll tell you all about that. I'm also going to start a puppet show with socks, I think. I met some interesting characters while I was out in the world that I want to tell you about and basically rant about what's going on in the world.
- Killing Time #235 The Quarantine Coronavirus Chronicles Day 1Mar 18, 2020 · 30 minThis week, today I'm sitting in my home where I'm quarantined because of the coronavirus. It's amazing how quickly people's attitude and survival techniques change when panic is induced. I'm going to take you on a journey of what's going on around me. I will talk about where we are as a people. Enjoy
- Killing Time #234 Let's Play Catch UpMar 2, 2020 · 1 hr 2 minAfter a long hiatus I have returned to the podcast that I've been doing since 2011. I'm still ranting, it's just I'm a little better about it. For my return episode I talk about Snoop Dogg, The Stephen King series on HBO called The Outsider and what I have planned for the up coming year.
- Killing Time #233: The Joker's Joke is my Joke too.Oct 22, 2019 · 1 hr 16 minKilling Time returns with a new episode and we sit down with the audience to find out what it is we want from each other and what do we need to do to get it accomplished. We also have a discussion and a review of the movie Joker. Please excuse any dead spots because I was half sleepy when I was doing this.
- Just Killing Time #231 The Legend Of Public EnemyAug 21, 2019 · 1 hr 23 minThis week on Killing Time I discuss the legend of Public Enemy and how important they were to the hip-hop movement. I also discuss the war between me and my spiders in my hallway. I also take time out to discuss how much do you really love somebody. Enjoy.
- Killing Time #230Aug 15, 2019 · 1 hr 28 minThis week I talk about the being a better podcaster, the idea of a black Batman, the top 50 greatest rappers of all time and holding on to my eyesight.
- Killing Time #229Aug 5, 2019 · 1 hr 22 minThis week's podcast I discuss how I found my magic, how I have given up sports, what luxury item I want in my home one day and a bunch of other stuff that involve gun talk.
- Killing Time With Maronzio Vance #227Jul 15, 2019 · 1 hr 5 minThis week's podcast I discuss what killing time really means, the agony of writing a book and figuring out what I'm going to do with the rest of my life.
- Killing Time With Maronzio Vance #226Jul 3, 2019 · 1 hrThis week is part two of a two-part discussion with my friend and comedian Bill Dawes. This episode we discuss race, politics and our similarities in childhood. Enjoy.
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