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POOL HALL JUNKIES w/ Guest Jeremiah WatkinsJun 29, 2023 · 52 minWe talk Titanic fail, Kill Tony, and Newman's Own special sauce.
With Guest Jeremiah Watkins
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- Just The TipJun 15, 2023 · 47 minWe talk Father’s Day traditions, Super Christmas and Thundercats, ho!
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- Disney's Dark SecretsJun 8, 2023 · 53 minWe talk Spider-verse overload, lil Pacino and how there is no place like home.
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- Hot TakesJun 1, 2023 · 50 minWe talk Fast X, Cream Filled M&Ms and Bleached Meat.
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- Beetlejuice 2: Back to the MinorsMay 25, 2023 · 53 minWe talk koala chlamydia, Anna Nicole Smith, and creepy Little League announcers.
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- Don't Tickle Me ElmoMay 18, 2023 · 55 minWe talk Black Muppets, Andre the Giant, and hottest older ladies
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- The Darkside of ALFMay 11, 2023 · 49 minWe talk Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, American Idol and dealing with heckkklers.
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- R.I.P. Jerry SpringerMay 4, 2023 · 43 minWe talk kids killing cats, Transformers prequel and Flintstones cigarettes.
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- Jon SoloApr 27, 2023 · 53 minI talk keeping Austin weird, drug smuggling at Coachella and where in the world is Richard Simmons?
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- Steamy Wieners: The Jonathan Kite StoryApr 20, 2023 · 55 minWe talk Dylan Mulvaney cansphobia, stanning Nicolas Cage and Jewperman.
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- The Adventures of Kiteman & The Moy Wonder w/ guest Matthew MoyApr 13, 2023 · 55 minWe talk 2 Broke Girls, our travels through Asia, and Matthew's incredible impressions.
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- Recasting Super Mario Bros.Apr 6, 2023 · 55 minWe sample Trumps prison wine, rebel against Sea World and get screwed by group texts.
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- The Jamie Kennedy Experience w/ guest Jamie KennedyMar 30, 2023 · 1 hr 2 minWe talk Hecklers, SNL auditions and Scream Queens.
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- Ryan Reynolds Flipped Us To T-MobileMar 23, 2023 · 1 hr 4 minWe talk Saint Patty’s Day blackout, hardest impressions, and the bold cowards of social media.
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- Oscars Hangover w/ guest Brock O’HurnMar 16, 2023 · 58 minWe talk Brock’s godly body, first impressions, and decide which Hemsworth is the most Hemsworth.
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- Mammoth Clones Save Ukraine!Mar 9, 2023 · 1 hrThe guys talk Chris Rock stealing jokes, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle‘s welfare woes, and how Barbie’s Dreamhouse isn’t handicap accessible.
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- We Got Bought By The SaudisMar 2, 2023 · 1 hr 13 minJonathan & Ryan talk Dr. Suess's sketchy past, Chinas AI oral fixation and drug busts of the rich and famous.
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- ChatGPT Wrote This EpisodeFeb 23, 2023 · 55 min@jonathankite and @theryannesen talk Kevin Spacey’s school for boys, penis skinflation and how we will never forget Bruce Willis career, but he might.
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- Sex Toy Story: You Can Buzz My WoodyFeb 16, 2023 · 52 min@jonathankite and @theryannesen talk Michael McDonald's Happy Meal, Liam Neeson's new role, and a Super Bowl baby bump so big even Cocaine Bear couldn't take it down.
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- Kite Club TrailerFeb 16, 2023 · 2 minJonathan Kite, actor, comedian, and master impressionist, invites you to join him on his new podcast where he’ll be sharing his unique perspective on the world. Whether it's breaking down the latest pop culture news, sharing insider Hollywood stories, or riffing on current events, Jonathan's got it all covered. And to make things even more exciting, he will be bringing in some of his celebrity friends for in-depth interviews and hilarious conversations. Get ready to laugh out loud with Jonathan and the voices in his head! Welcome to Kite Club
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