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39! Good Time!Oct 17, 2026 · 14 minMeliss giggles about turning 39 and refusing to waste time! She talks about her trip to NY to see family, her one drawing a day challenge for a year, and going to Universal Horror Nights!- Welcome back me!Oct 2, 2026 · 21 mini have missed you all so much! i recap the recent months and share some beautiful blessings that happened.
- Juan Gabriel and GratitudeJul 3, 2026 · 18 minMeliss laughs at her challenge to draw during turbulence, attempts a cover of Juan Gabriels song "Hasta Que Te Conocí", politics in family text, and a rework of the Gratitude song (pee problem).
- She'll Be Coming round the Mountain!Jun 26, 2026 · 13 minMeliss laughs at when people compare you to someone else, a cute jibberish voice text from niece, and she plays the song "She'll Be Coming Around the Mountain"!
- Toy Story and 3rd Piano Recital!Jun 19, 2026 · 15 minMeliss chats about the Toy Story 5 premiere, a yellow "happy" face memory, and her 3rd piano recital. She closes out the episode by playing "Open Arms" by Journey (very slowly) on keyboard.
- Melissa in the MirrorMay 29, 2026 · 16 minMeliss laughs about her neighbors power washing, dumb ol stubhub, Paparoach waiting for Sphere shows, and rejoices in the Michael Jackson movie and sings a lil "man in the mirror".
- Whipple Nipple LocksMay 22, 2026 · 17 minMeliss is aligned with her true self today! Laughing about the dumb door locks that are like nipples, a street called Whipple, "owning a cupcake", and the creepy thoughts she gets for the billboard for Miniature Wife. Closing out episode with a lil Mozart!
- Low Energy EpMay 8, 2026 · 14 minMeliss is low energy today. She's chattin bout icloud, people who reread books, shows this week for Netflix is a Joke festival, and sharing a new song called "Sick Bitch".
- Double Dashin' and Space MoviesApr 21, 2026 · 15 minMeliss laughs and chats about her recent drawings, double dashing, the obstacle in space movies, and this chick in class that ate her pizza so slow.
- family stuff and skincare fluffMar 29, 2026 · 24 minMeliss laughs at her Moms intense cleaning, how Vanessa Bayer showed me the way to taking care of face skin, and how 90’s had the best cartoon theme songs!
- Slow and solo valentinesFeb 17, 2026 · 15 minMeliss chats about having a solo Valentine's, taking care of flowers, makin' art, playin' piano and being slow on having good comebacks.
- Melissa is "adult years old"Feb 2, 2026 · 21 minMeliss shares her week of good vibes and strides. Starting with her second piano recital, her acting class, her first set in Spanish, and seeing others.
- Falling into the New YearJan 23, 2026 · 25 minMeliss laughs about her fall while training for the LA marathon and other silly thoughts.
- Abuelita hot cocoa and friend fomo!Dec 20, 2025 · 18 minMeliss laughs about being cornered at the table with a quiet friend, how much she loves Abuelita hot coco, and reflecting on all the amazing shows and travel she did this year!
- planes, hotels, and automobilesDec 5, 2025 · 25 minMeliss laughs at things from this November! A recent uber that stunk like butt, annoying kids in swim trunks on treadmills in hotel gyms, being laughed at, being called Colleen Gilroy, and learning how tvs are measured diagonally! And! a new drawing dedicated to Uncle Buck (John Candy)!
- Spain in the buttNov 11, 2025 · 25 minMeliss laughs about her trip to Spain… that was on a bus with 40 people.
- October the bestNov 9, 2025 · 25 minMeliss laughs and chats about her October
- Laughing with Steven Castillo!Sep 7, 2025 · 19 minMelissa laughs with her best bud Steven Castillo as he crashes at her place while she goes to España
- All over the PlaceAug 30, 2025 · 19 minMeliss laughs at chisme (gossip) she overheard, Spain trip anxieties, and a new potential song about things her Mom says.
- Quiet Morning WildflowerAug 25, 2025 · 15 minMeliss records early in morning and shares her new pop hit of the summer "admit you're sick bitch", covers "Wildflowers", shares how much she loves her sis and connecting friends.
- Pancakes, poop, and palsAug 16, 2025 · 15 minMeliss laughs about holding poop for episode, the good week with friends, how the full moon charged up her ass to be positive thinking, and how fun her algorithm has been lately.
- Being a big baby latelyAug 11, 2025 · 19 minMeliss laughing at herself for crying on stage, crying at the dentist, and wondering do we ever have to wash pillows? getting inspired again and how crunchy chips are the answer to not having to listen!!
- Safari hat chin strapJul 20, 2025 · 12 minMeliss laughs at the chin strap on her hat, how her mom needs work on setting up stories, and Pixar's latest movie trailer!
- Happy you're hereJul 11, 2025 · 15 minMeliss shares a new cute song, talks about her confidence constantly leaving like an outdoor cat, and how sad it is to eat ice cream alone at home.
- Stand-up chat and smart brotherJun 22, 2025 · 23 minMeliss laughs about singing the word "sing" on stage, getting mad about her delayed luggage, and amazed by the smart words her brother uses in life.
- Blame it on the Boogie!Jun 6, 2025 · 14 minMeliss laughs at some booger stories, the time her Mom had to put a suppository in her butt, an egg salad sandwich, and being "quiet mean"
- NASA Facts and SnacksMay 30, 2025 · 19 minMeliss talks about the busy month of May including her art show, getting a tour of NASA in Houston, a new comedy song in the works about Snacks, and the time she went to a sound bath class.
- Hotel Maps and Constructive CriticismApr 26, 2025 · 15 minMeliss laughs at hotel maps, direct speaking friends, and her Tiktok being hacked. Also how Santana only has 4 gifs and imagines if she were The Little Mermaid.
- Cookie Chat and the Chola WithinApr 19, 2025 · 16 minMelissa shares a cookie chat with a stranger, talks about this chola within, and has a sweet phone call with her Nana in Spanish
- Rusty VoicesApr 12, 2025 · 16 minMeliss laughs at her fancy cucumber water, how she needs to cool it on watching "love on the spectrum", and attempts some old impressions while reading "The GIving Tree"
- Road Life and EllaApr 5, 2025 · 26 minMeliss talks about meeting new people on the road, remembering Ella her cat’s life, and latest pieces in art journal
- Sweet BirdiesMar 15, 2025 · 18 minMeliss sings a lil prayer for the birdies out there, shares a pajama pants invention, and her kitchen mouse dump.
- Curly Shoelaces and Car Wash CardsFeb 28, 2025 · 11 minMeliss laughs at the shoelaces that curl at end, car wash cards, and what a person direct messaged her on her art instagram.
- Tiny EpisodeFeb 21, 2025 · 9 minMeliss laughs about getting cornered with a boring story from a hot actress, running into Jason Momoa and those waitresses who squat and bounce!
- A Smiley Person ProblemFeb 14, 2025 · 15 minMeliss laughs at how sad her face looks without a smile, her Mom's sentences, and not being a fan autocorrect and viral vids of old people trying to be cool.
- Peanut ButterFeb 3, 2025 · 16 minLet’s chat peanut butter brands, the fires in LA and my latest drawing
- Good Souls and Daily Art JournalJan 31, 2025 · 16 minMeliss questions Skippy or Jif peanut butter, talks about her daily art journal, finding more purpose with bringing joy and allowing self to wonder more instead of googling the answers.
- Welp...What Now?Jan 4, 2025 · 19 minMelissa's special "Welp...What now?" is out on youtube! Also, she chats about her USO trip and the lady that sat next to her on the plane coming home.
- Piano Recital and Funny FansDec 6, 2024 · 21 minMeliss talks about her piano recital experience, the Las Mañanitas birthday song, and meeting fans that ask funny questions.
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- Put One Foot In Front Of The OtherNov 15, 2024 · 22 minMeliss sings her anger in a Shirley Temple voice, uniting each other at comedy shows, the dislike for Little Foot, and how she wishes she had a wizard beard to hide her wrinkles.
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- Pockets and PepitoNov 1, 2024 · 30 minMeliss laughs about her song "Pockets," talks about her special birthday, and reads her newsletter from her Puerto Rico trip.
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- Cool Vibes and VicksOct 5, 2024 · 16 minMeliss laughs about a pancake story, the marathon tee shirt, what she's gonna be for Halloween and the days when you wake up knowing you're cool.
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- A Barf StorySep 27, 2024 · 19 minMeliss laughs at her barf while driving, saving dumb 2 dollar bills, and using exclamation points in emails and texts!
- Monster Couple and One UndieSep 13, 2024 · 18 minMeliss laughs and shares a gross new song she wrote called "Monster Couple," throwing away an old undie, honey, and more Mean Meliss.
- Power Washing and Covid WalkingSep 7, 2024 · 17 minMeliss laughs about trying power-wash in real life, walking like a zombie during Covid, and the new beautiful iPhone ringtones!
- Phone Echo and StickersAug 16, 2024 · 21 minMeliss laughs about being humbled hearing her voice echo on a phone call, how she leaves the new stickers on items she owns, and how she eats a burger.
- Wires, Beans, and AC NippleAug 2, 2024 · 14 minMeliss laughs at all her exposed wires, the air conditioning nipples on planes, and wonders why beans pop in the microwave!
- Playing Piano and Warm Up FartJul 19, 2024 · 18 minMeliss shares some songs she's learned on the piano, talks about a Vegas memory that left a stain on her soul, and the fart she had while warming up her vocal chords.
- Um Boom Ba BayJul 7, 2024 · 8 minIn this short episode, Meliss laughs at the scent of sunflowers in a vase, imagining how "Under Pressure" by Bowie and Queen was recorded in studio, and how her pubes are powerful.
- Hehehe!Jun 21, 2024 · 15 minMeliss laughs about if she had a cooking show, being naked during a professional phone call, and a good giggle she heard at the car wash.
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