Podcast
Lifeline
Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life, or anything else you have questions about— Chris & Matt got you covered.
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Episodes
- 218. Monsignor ChillvilleJun 28, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about enjoying nice things you buy for yourself without feeling conscious, a sense of humor vs. ability to be funny and make jokes, making friends as an adult, and welcoming family back into your life after rehab.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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- 217. The Start of StoppingJun 21, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minToday we're talking about John Travolta 2.0 Day, fainting while public speaking, common sense, cold dalling problems, cunnilingus, and the R word.
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- 216. C'est La VieJun 14, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today we're talking about Cape Fear, trouble achieving your dreams (due to a polygraph?), getting angry at tiny things, and how to handle a scene in a movie theater.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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- 215. Mr. Behind MeJun 7, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
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🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today we're talking about self care in breakups, growing up, weird speed limits, what to do between jobs, and cringy movie lines.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- 214. I TeeterMay 31, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minToday we're talking about chicken parmesan, panic attacks, your wedding guest list, and revealing your body count.
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- 213. Be An ImposterMay 24, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today we're talking about how to handle hearing the same stories over and over again, imposter syndrome, and food delivery dilemmas. Also, what the hell is DELISH?
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- 212. Splurt the LedeMay 17, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today we're talking about making things work in a very particular long distance relationship with an age gap, what to say when people assume a father, and greeting cards for black women!
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- 211. And The Brother Pays Well, TooMay 10, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today we're talking about managing long distance friendships without being weird, taking little trips or breaks without feeling guilty about your family and obligations, and friends who try to get you involved with their MLM shenanigans.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Nether ZoneMay 3, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today we're talking about how to help a loved one when they are refusing help, moving in with a lover, and if sleepovers for your kids are over.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
• Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
• Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
• Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
• Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Yawn in the Face of DangerApr 26, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today, we're talking about your loud boss, sneezing and mucous, and underrated comedies.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
• Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
• Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
• Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
• Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Under The CellophaneApr 19, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today, we're talking about flossing, preparing for kids and career decisions, and business ideas!
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
• Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
• Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
• Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
• Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- God Is Probably a GuyApr 12, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
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🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today, we're talking about how Chris is mean to Anthony, putting a doggie poop bag in neighborhood street trashcans, and the long saga regarding the thin eyebrows.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
• Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
• Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
• Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
• Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Shakey AirlinesApr 5, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today, we're talking about friend worlds colliding, evolving your career, and answering a few questions that are honestly nonsensical.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
• Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
• Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
• Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
• Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Run That Body DownMar 29, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today, we're talking about singing in the car, helping those in need, cinema pet peeves, underrated film and tv, and leaving cracked eggs in the carton. Also: good luck to Parker and his brain tumor 🤙
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
• Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
• Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
• Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
• Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Phrase FactoryMar 22, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today we're talking about the different comedy roles in a friend group, making long distance relationships work, and sliding out of booths.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
• Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
• Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
• Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
• Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Skydiving Adventures of Wesley SnipesMar 15, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today we're talking about internet trends, kids saying "why?", how to get acquainted with rural neighbors, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, hesitation with trusting people, and we revisit the dad bod discussion.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
• Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for Matt D'Elia Live, all episodes of The Private Record and Matt D'Elia is Confused
• Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
• Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
• Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Come To JesusMar 8, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today we're talking about punishment for accidental expletives, a wife who keeps turning off lights that are actively in use, the mystery of religion, ugly guys with hot women, and changing your haircut as a man.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
• Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused
• Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
• Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
• Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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- The Nelson Muntz EpisodeMar 1, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
Today we're talking about how to collecting debts from someone going through something, navigating business relationships that have remained through breakups, and how to deal with your partner if they sleep-talk in really scary ways (hint: you can't).
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
• Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused
• Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
• Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
• Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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- Attack of the Killer Ray LiottasFeb 22, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
We made it to 200! TODAY we're talking about collaborating with siblings, breaking free into your own business, getting anxiety out of the way, being a road parent.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
• Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused
• Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
• Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
• Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
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- Robert MomNiroFeb 15, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
TODAY we're talking about personal space at the gym, Heated Rivalry, an change of heart on the shaved head, being judgmental, and the encroachment of AI into our lives.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
More Matt D'Elia:
• Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused
• Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
• Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
• Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- ChrisGPTFeb 8, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
TODAY we've got beef with the occasional inaccuracy from Matt, women "being babies", if a Tahoe is a soccer mom car, and thoughts about holding your partner's hand while they are going Number 2.
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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
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- Don't Argue with TurtlesFeb 1, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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TODAY we're discussing family members who sabotage, when your SO plainly ignores you, subscription models, someone posits that Chris is way smarter than Matt, and we've got some serious confusion about a Boomer Esiason story which is all Macho's fault.
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- Voldemort ZelenskyyJan 25, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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TODAY on Lifeline, we're talking about the Handkerchief Code, go-to karaoke songs, some odd bathroom behavior, and more!
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- The Arc of MeJan 18, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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TODAY on Lifeline, we're talking about the elephant in the room (Chris's hair), reconciling being a dad when you have to spend time on the road, and how the boys feel about roundly liking/disliking cops. Also getting squirt in the face and if that's even a thing.
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- Slightly EngorgedJan 11, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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TODAY on Lifeline, we're talking about if you're an a--hole for being critical, speakerphone in public, making time for your life with kids, and some advice to try and stop a breakup.
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- Searching For The OriginJan 4, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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TODAY on Lifeline, we're discussing fast-casual cafes, grocery store vendors, and why the phrase “making love” sucks, and we gets unexpectedly reflective about loss and the afterlife.
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- A Guy Complimented ChrisDec 28, 2025 · 1 hr 6 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about automated phone menus, more on Gen Z attention spans, hitting on coworkers, if you should get a dog, and deciding to do things you love.
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- The Untrustworthy FriendDec 21, 2025 · 1 hr 9 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about fighting fire with fire, being a specialist vs. a multi-hyphenate, remembering names, and how to engage with someone in your car.
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- Loc'd In LoveDec 14, 2025 · 1 hr 6 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about taking a bath as a man, eye colors, living in cold cities, movie credits, and having a regiment.
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- Big CinnamonDec 7, 2025 · 1 hr 11 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about the color of cinnamon, following up on active listening, we have an SO offended by naps, and how to choose whose car to take to the function.
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- Jack Ryan But CoolNov 30, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about the state of modern rap AND comedy films, constant liars, Hitler's "condition", and an amazing submission about what it means to be embarrassed.
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- LooksmaxxingNov 23, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're shaming people who don't close caps and lids on things, we're discussing the spectrum of active listening, laundry confrontations, and being satisfied NOT moving up.
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- The Pink OceanNov 16, 2025 · 1 hr 15 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about retribution for the owner of a dog who urinated on your motorcycle, earrings on males, and making friends through negativity ...and Vincent Gallo.
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- Ask GodNov 9, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about falling out with a carpool buddy and roleplaying.
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- Bless YouNov 2, 2025 · 1 hr 7 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're exploring why men are bad conversationalists, giving your roommate a serious ultimatum, and how weird it is when people ask if you've been trying.
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- I'm Dreaming MeOct 26, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today a guy is bring the "if it's yellow let it mellow" saying to us as if we've never heard it before for some reason, texting ettiquette, working for the man, how to keep the marriage spicy, and what to do if a neighbor gets too friendly with your girl.
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- JoculocityOct 19, 2025 · 1 hr 7 minToday we're talking about saying hi to the doorman, shifting family dynamics, restaurant tipping ethics, heavy cheating and serious life adjustments, and first-time home buying.
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- The Train to Dong ChimOct 12, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're getting some ultimate clarification on the Dong Chim conversation, talking about the ethics of other parents asking for money for a child's birthday party, movie theater nuisances, and telling your mom you got a motorcycle.
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- You Might Be a SevenOct 5, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about simulation theory, people who aren't listening to you when you're talking, moving to make a living, and sticking with your life path.
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- Gay LieutenantSep 28, 2025 · 1 hr 6 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we are talking about smut fiction, attending the boys trip and not participating in the activities, how to forgive yourself, handling your neighbors driving through your yard, and much more.
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- Livin’ Life Like It’s Gloomy, w/ Denny LoveSep 21, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we have Denny Love joining Chris at the studio to talk about what they get up to on the road, short kings releasing their anxiety, and a serious debate about skincare.
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- Must Be NiceSep 14, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about the boys not being pleased with your life accomplishments, nice interactions turning weird, talking in baby voice, and leaving your kids behind on vacation.
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- The Wild Wild BackseatSep 7, 2025 · 1 hr 7 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about thirst traps, touching other people's food, doing favors for friends, and The Wild Wild West.
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- Double WetAug 31, 2025 · 1 hr 11 minToday we're talking about dealing with the Gen Z stare, a female approach to a gym crush, accepting a gift when you've truly been a hero, and getting over wondering if your SO thinks about their ex.
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- Chat PB&JAug 24, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minToday we've got spin moves for a female gamer and for a Pakistani guy, judging people for their work ethic, a guy asks about "catching the 'vite", and Macho had a story he wanted to share.
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- Krishna BirdieAug 17, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're wondering if we should be dying our beards, we're getting motivation for plowing through what needs to be done for your life and career, wondering if it's bad to spend money before you get paid, and weighing if it's better to work for someone or do the same thing going off on your own.
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
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- The ConvincerAug 3, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're wondering if you can sub any kind of bread for hot dog buns or if you should go back to the store, if having a hair-of-the-dog is ok, moving on from cheating, and if "I'm not ready for a relationship" is bullshit.
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
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- So Many Fortnights!Jul 27, 2025 · 1 hr 6 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about Natalie Wood and dating your friends crush.
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
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- Katheryn Bigelow: Male GigoloJul 20, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about Natalie Wood and dating your friends crush.
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
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- Boring PillsJul 13, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minLIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Sorry again about the green studio. As you can see we're well on our way to a better setup and we're almost there! Today we're talking about handling racist relatives, pressures and issues with selecting a best man, moving on from cheating, night terrors, and umbrellas.
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
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