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Awards Season! - NIGHTCOOP - Episode 104Feb 5, 2026 · 57 minAmidst a crumbling country, we get the opportunity to celebrate the arts. Kelly and Ali discuss who they think were snubbed at the Grammy's and who they were shocked received so many Oscar nominations... Tune in now!- Wrongful Use of Power - NIGHTCOOP - Episode 103Jan 14, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minKelly and Ali are fed up with pathetic losers abusing their power. In this episode, the twins talk about the state of our country- while also adding in some silly segments to lighten the mood. That being said, there's no holding back at this point: our leadership is out of control.
- The Friendship Episode - NIGHTCOOP: Episode 102Jan 7, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minOn this episode of Nightcoop, Kelly and Ali discuss the topic of FRIENDSHIP! As two individuals who lack patience for poor behavior, the twins find themselves saying exactly what keeps them away from others and right next to each other at their kitchen table. They’re annoyed by many, loving of few. Only the strongest survive in the close circle they curate. Do you have what it takes?
- Loser Behavior - NIGHTCOOP: Episode 101Dec 10, 2025 · 47 minAre you concerned that you surround yourself with losers? Or does the thought of "being a loser" keep you up at night? Are you worried that your personality is harmful to others? This is the episode for YOU! Kelly and Ali talk about what makes a loser, a loser, and how you can avoid these people in your life. You deserve to be a winner.
- Dating Advice - NIGHTCOOP: Episode 100Dec 3, 2025 · 1 hr 4 minYAY! NIGHTCOOP hits 100 episodes! Kelly and Ali have decided to give their unsolicited dating advice. From not double-texting to knowing when a guy is in love with you- the twins discuss some of the most difficult parts to modern dating...
- Catastrophic Events - NIGHTCOOP: Episode 99Nov 26, 2025 · 53 minKelly and Ali return with their darkest theme yet! On NIGHTCOOP this week, the twins talk Titanic, The Challenger Explosion, breaking a nail and all things catastrophic. As always, the most upsetting subjects are tackled with the best sense of humor.
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 98 - Are you on "The List"Jul 18, 2025 · 50 minThis week the twins discuss the infamous "list" that our government either does or does not have, the importance of science, and what superheroes deserve their love. This is a fun episode that is more uplifting than the last one, but we still wouldn't call the Ryan twins a "beacon of light" at the moment.
- We're Crashing Out - NIGHTCOOP - Episode 97Jul 9, 2025 · 40 minThe twins are back and we have decided that we are 100% in hell. This is Kelly writing these descriptions so idk why I'm even trying to make it sound like it's in 3rd person. Look folks- we are just trying to survive in this dystopian society. If you're happy with the state of this world right now, I cannot express this enough: this episode is not for you. If you want to follow us, do so at @iamaliryan and @thisiskellyryan on instagram or follow Ali on TikTok. I'm not really on TikTok even though I'm supposed to be spreading my content to the entire planet. We can't afford for someone else to write these descriptions, we don't even have a dishwasher.
- Summer Fun? - NIGHTCOOP - Episode 96May 12, 2025 · 45 minNIGHTCOOP is back! As the weather heats up, the twins revisit summer memories and do their best to stay on topic. Per usual, the silly podcast has some dark themes...
- Hot Food Takes | NIGHTCOOP | Episode 95Apr 10, 2025 · 54 minKelly and Ali are opinionated about a lot of things, but there are certain food rules that are considered LAW. From simplicity over gluttony, to the ratio of creme to cookie in an oreo, you can expect a passionate episode with range.
- Don't Disrespect the Robots - NIGHTCOOP | Episode 94Mar 13, 2025 · 52 minKelly and Ali take audience suggestions to see what Nightcoop listeners are most angry about lately! From rent increases to robots taking over, many of you are annoyed day to day. They join you in the frustration!
- Harsh Opinions for a Harsh World - NIGHTCOOP: Episode 93Feb 27, 2025 · 55 minSea World, Skirts, and Rich Losers- what do these three things have in common? They are hated (or... misunderstood) by the Ryan Twins. This latest episode is jam-packed with a bunch of hot takes that you need to listen to...
- Current State of Affairs... | Episode 92 | NIGHTCOOPFeb 2, 2025 · 50 minKelly and Ali are back with a much needed episode of NIGHTCOOP. Typically these episodes are packed with little games... but not this time. With nothing but crucial talking points, the twins navigate their way through a difficult conversation about the current situation of the United States. This is a podcast run by loud, out-spoken women that stand with marginalized groups. Staying out of politics is no longer an option. Enjoy.
- Dating Red Flags | Episode 91 | NIGHTCOOPDec 5, 2024 · 53 minAre you forced into dating? Are you tired of missing red flag after red flag -- then this is the episode for you. Men and women both have tell-tale signs of being unworthy of your time. Kelly and Ali dive in!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 90 - TiVo was the Peak of TelevisionNov 21, 2024 · 46 minAs the weather cools down, you might find yourself glued to the television, bundled up. Kelly and Ali talk about their favorite shows, the return of Squid Game, the stupidity of The Bachelor and MORE! Tune into this TV episode.
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 89 - You Disgust UsNov 14, 2024 · 43 minWhat a time to be alive- Kelly and Ali pick "Disgust" as their topic this week. Listen to their gross This or That, their rants on bathroom cleanliness, and two songs for the Hen House Open Mic! This is a very silly episode that will make you yell "EW" on your commute...
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 88 - Just in time for Election Season...Oct 28, 2024 · 44 minKelly and Ali are back with a new episode on the election! It's the end of October in 2024, meaning a new president will be crowned next week. In this horrifically crazy time period, the Ryan Twins hope they bring you some good ol' fashioned laughs.
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 87 - Back to School AKA Trauma CityAug 29, 2024 · 42 minKelly and Ali decide to go down memory lane in this episode about heading back to school! For some, school was a safe haven... for others, it was the problem. Tune in now!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 86 - In the name of EVIL!Aug 29, 2024 · 51 minKelly and Ali had an exceptionally fun time recording this episode with an evil theme. They discuss their favorite villains, Kelly does a ridiculous Harvey Dent impression, and Ali explains how real life meanies can ruin children.
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 85 - Let's Circle BackJul 18, 2024 · 40 minWho here works a corporate job? Who here is tired of corporate lingo? Everyone? Okay, good to know. Kelly and Ali talk about their experience working in the corporate world, the ups and downs of a 9-5 and why partying with your coworkers is never has fun as you want it to be...
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 84 - We Love a Hot DoctorJul 11, 2024 · 46 minIn this episode, Kelly and Ali talk about all kinds of doctors, going to the doctor, hating the doctor, etc. They do declare however that the fluoride at the dentist is the equivalent of being sent to hell. Tune in now!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 83 - No More Fake FriendsJun 20, 2024 · 45 minAs twins, Kelly and Ali have a built-in, everlasting friendship. But of course the two have beef with those who bail, they have had it with fake friends, and they do believe it is quality of friends over quantity! This episode is a blast and you need to listen to it right now!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 82 - The Shorts Are Getting Shorter.Jun 13, 2024 · 41 minSplish splash, it's a summer fun episode! The twins talk slip n' slides, drowning, and of course, ice cream. But we all know that the ladies have beef with certain summer activities and clothing items! Listen now...
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 81 - For $5K a Night, What Job Would You Do?Jun 6, 2024 · 45 minKelly and Ali took a listener's request and are delivering you an episode on "Jobs and Professions." Kelly immediately brings up stripping, Ali has a song that goes completely off the rails, and they both say "pervert" more times than they can count. Tune in!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 80 - How to Beat Bobby FlayMay 23, 2024 · 42 minIn this episode, Kelly and Ali discuss what makes them tick about Cooking! Of course they discuss Food Network icons and the types of cuisines they hate the most. Do you also want to marry Ina Garten? Then this is the episode for you.
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 79 - It's Party Time.May 10, 2024 · 50 minIt's almost the twins' birthday!! They critique the ins and outs of the perfect party, what the guest list should look like, and why the rules of drinking at a day party are crucial. Tune in now!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 78 - Wedding SeasonApr 25, 2024 · 46 minWith wedding season around the corner, Kelly and Ali are tackling the big topics. With harsh opinions on getting married more than once, needing a charcuterie board at every turn, and hating summer weddings- these twins are squawking! The Hen House open mic delivers "Bad Left-Wing Jokes" after last weeks Right-Wing jokes caused a stir... Listen now!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 77 - The Rules of DatingApr 18, 2024 · 40 minOne of the funniest episodes yet is all about Dating! Pay for our meals and get rewarded- that's the rule. Ali votes that if a guy asks you to hike, he doesn't care about you. Kelly tells bad right wing comedy. This episode is a blast.
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 76 - I'm at the Restaurant to Eat, Not Make FriendsApr 11, 2024 · 49 minThis week's theme is "Restaurants" and Kelly and Ali have had it with picnic tables at establishments. They discuss serving styles, seating styles, and themed restaurants in this new episode. The Hen House Open Mic has Ali in tears- you're gonna wanna tune in.
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 75 - So What? We're a Little Trashy!Apr 5, 2024 · 43 minThis week's topic is "White Trash!" In this episode, Kelly and Ali tackle Cracker Barrel, Daisy Dukes, marrying an oil man and more! Both of their Hen House Open Mics are awful... some of the worst we've heard yet.
- NIGHTCOOP LIVE! Episode 74 - First LIVE Podcast with Guest Paige GallagherMar 14, 2024 · 53 minWhat a dream! Kelly and Ali hosted their first live Nightcoop at The Hollywood Improv. It was an amazing evening with special guest, Tik Tok star Paige Gallagher! The live audience gave us their suggestions for "This or That," "Bacawk, Marry, Kill," "Herd That" and "We've Got Beef." With an electric Hen House Open Mic, this is an episode you won't want to miss.
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 73: Let's Get Down To BusinessFeb 29, 2024 · 34 minlet’s get down to business Kelly and Ali talk corporations and business moguls on this new episode. Of course, they do have to talk about some news (a man lighting himself on fire in protest) from the past week before getting into all of the fun. Which is also where they remind you: they are just two silly hens trying to make sense of the world! Dive into this episode now!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 73 - "It's actually cerulean." The Fashion Episode.Feb 22, 2024 · 44 minA passion for fashion! Kelly and Ali debate fashion choices, they vote that hiking apparel is absolute garbage, and they reminisce on the times when they dressed like business men in the 7th grade. Tune in now!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 72 - SPIN THE TOPIC WHEEL!Feb 16, 2024 · 44 minThe Election, The Austin Serial Killer, Microinfluencers and Rules of Being Drunk are just SOME of the topics on the wheel that Kelly and Ali spin for this episode of NIGHTCOOP. It's unique, it's fun, and it's something different. Listen now!
- NIGHTCOOP - Episode 71: Wild Weather for These WomenFeb 9, 2024 · 43 minIn this new episode, Kelly and Ali talk about their favorite types of weather (it's more fun than it sounds)! It's an audio only episode, and whenever that happens the twins are more honest and genuine. ALSO, listen til the end to hear an exciting announcement!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 70 - To Us, It Wasn't KenoughJan 25, 2024 · 42 minIt’s Award Season folks! And Nightcoop is back to give arguably some of the least informed and controversial takes. Join Kelly and Ali as they discuss their qualms with the recent Oscar nominations, discuss which award shows are useless, and of course, butcher their Hen House Open Mics. It’s a fun one, enjoy!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 69 - Captain Crunch is Marriage MaterialJan 18, 2024 · 42 minThe twins have an amazing time on this episode, which is centered around "cartoons!" Do you think Lois Griffin is better than Peter Griffin? Would you "BaCawk" Shrek if you had the chance? These are the important questions discussed this week...
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 68 - The Body Image EpisodeJan 11, 2024 · 45 minKelly and Ali decided to base this episode on Body Image! But of course, they had to bring up Ali's foot issue and how they don't understand people who aren't mentally ill... With a This or That on "Makeup" and some ridiculous BaCawk, Marry, Kills- the ladies have a wonderful time.
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 67 - It’s 2024 in the Hen HouseJan 4, 2024 · 46 minKelly and Ali are BACK with a new episode of NIGHTCOOP! And they are kicking off this year with two new segments: BaCawk, Marry, Kill and HERD THAT! Start the year off right with this ridiculous episode.
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 66 - TV isn’t Bad for You, But We AreDec 7, 2023 · 31 minKelly and Ali are back with a short episode, but an episode no less. They talk about Holiday Desserts, humiliating themselves in Marshall's and at work, and of course they have a Hen House Open Mic. Kelly's is bad, Ali's is very good.
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 65 - Napoleon Was PatheticNov 30, 2023 · 43 minKelly and Ali are back with less than rave reviews of the movie Napoleon. They have "Egg on My Face" stories, a This or That on Winter Activities, and very passionate "We've Got Beefs." It's time to tune in to the Hen House!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 64 -You Schmooze, You LoseNov 9, 2023 · 45 minThis week your hosts start off by Kelly breaking her microphone stand, having to hold her mic. Ali holds her mic for the episode in solidarity with her sister. After a rocky beginning, the two briefly discuss sex, make their way through a cringey Halloween, and yell about how schmoozing is disgusting. Enjoy!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 63 - Only One of Us is SorryOct 27, 2023 · 45 minIn this new episode, Kelly and Ali pack in a bunch of audience suggestions to their "This or That" segment. They have two embarrassing moments to share and a Hen House Open Mic that includes two raps. Time to listen!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 62 - Let Us Hate in PeaceOct 26, 2023 · 39 minKelly and Ali talk "dogs breeds" in a This or That, why they have a hard time with forgiveness, and Ali's new love for silver (?) Additionally, their Hen House Open Mics are eerily similar... tune in now!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 61 - Now THAT’S a Scandal!Oct 14, 2023 · 45 minKelly and Ali are back with a new killer episode- including a This or That on Scandals, a Hen House Open Mic on Charity and enough laughs to keep you going for another week.
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 60 - Sorry to Announce, it was Us.Sep 28, 2023 · 46 minThis week on Nightcoop, Ali and Kelly discuss important topics like hypocrisy and if an inner tube is a better mode of transportation than a sled. As always, they prove to have the most intense stance on the things that could not matter any less. Enjoy!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 59 - You Won’t Find the Answer in AcidSep 18, 2023 · 51 minKelly and Ali talk about how they have no desire to be persuaded into doing psychedelics, LA has awful public transportation, and hating a** b*tches need to stay in their lane. Tune in now!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 58 - How Often Are You Sh*tting Yourself?Sep 7, 2023 · 50 minThis week Kelly and Ali have a social media themed episode, with a "This or That" on Influencers. They have hot takes on the stealing, underwear subscriptions, and the value in knowing how to dance. Listen now!
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 57 - Don’t Hate Yourself, Hate OthersSep 1, 2023 · 56 minKelly and Ali have a new episode with a "This or That" on Body Modifications, a "Hen House Open Mic" on Camping and their classic segments, "We've Got Beef" and "I've Changed!" They discuss body image, taking care of themselves in their 30s, and men on Hinge! Tune in now...
- NIGHTCOOP: Episode 56 - Mocking, The Ultimate InsultAug 24, 2023 · 44 minKelly and Ali are back with a new NIGHTCOOP with a Hen House Open Mic on "Learning" and a This or That on "Fabrics." The twins cackle their way through another episode that is equally as funny as it is embarrassing for the two of them.
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