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Not Today... with Eddie Pence and Jenn Sterger
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- Episode 138 Not Today... Sleep Punches, Creative Dumping, Jokes,Oct 23, 2026 · 37 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie recall their experiences with sleep punches. Both hitting and recieving. Sometimes when you get inspired you just have to get it out, kind of like a bad burrito. SNL had some controversy a coupe weeks ago about the monologue, so we might as well give our 2 cents. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 137 Not Today... New York, The Other F Word, Disney Reset, Inner Pep Talks and Florida Man Friday!Oct 16, 2026 · 41 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie talk New York and Jenn's anniversary of the "incident". Jenn's ready to show her work to the world. Eddie needed a Disney reset and is trying to change his inner "fuck me" voice. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 136 Not Today... Advice, Therapists, Present, Balance, Algorithm & Florida Man Friday!Oct 9, 2026 · 33 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie realize they don't have it all that bad. Is your therapist crazier than you? Are you present with the person you're with? Personal and Professional balance is not easy. Also, screw the algorithm. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 135 Not Today... Power Bills, Waking Up, Choosing Happy, Jobs, Tuition and Florida Man Friday!Oct 2, 2026 · 35 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how freaking expensive everything is. Jenn needs the proper energy coming at her in the morning. Eddie doesn't really have a choice. Your day is a direct result of how you choose to take it on.... at least that's what we hope. Eddie needs a 3rd and possibly 4th job to pay for college. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 134 Not Today... Dog Rescue, Florida Visits, Family Dynamics, Red Solo Cups & Florida Man FridaySep 25, 2026 · 40 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie talk dog rescue and the incident that just happened (Mark helped out). Jenn recounts her Florida experience as Rapunzel. Family dynamics really never change. Eddie is trying to be a cool Dad? Is buying Red Solo cups the way? Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 133 Not Today... Emmy's and Florida Man Friday!Sep 18, 2026 · 22 minNot Today Jenn and Eddie talk a wild day at the Emmy's. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 132 Not Today... Reddit, Fake NFL Players, Conspiracies, Unathletic Actors & Florida Man FridaySep 11, 2026 · 25 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie think everyone is losing their minds. You can't trust Reddit. Have you heard about this guy who pretended to be a 49er and catfished a bunch of women out of over 1 million dollars. We're tired of actors that aren't athletic trying to be. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 131 Not Today... Mustaches, Soiling The Nest, Rat Lady and Florida Man Friday!Sep 4, 2026 · 34 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how hard it is to pull of a mustache. Is Eddie's son "spoiling the nest"? Also, what is "spoiling the nest"? Jenn used to love rats until the "Rat Lady". Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 130 Not Today... Tanning, Celebrity Deaths, Stand Up Comedy, Facial Hair, Goal Avoidance and Florida Man Friday!Aug 28, 2026 · 38 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie talk tanning. Which celebrity deaths really affected you? (this was record before we lost Dolly). When creating something like a new hour of stand up comedy should you do what you want to do or listen to other people and do what they think you should do? Are you practicing goal avoidance? Eddie is. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 129 Not Today... Intro Music, Cringe Millennials, Ewoks, Wigs, Prom and Florida Man Friday!Aug 21, 2026 · 39 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie need intro music. Are Millennials the Kings of Cringe? Jenn is also medicated so look out. Eddie wants an Ewok. Jenn spent how much on a wig? Did you know there's a Disney Adult Prom? Now you do. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 128 Not Today... Disney Withdrawal, Sewage, Fist Fights, Student Government and Florida Man Friday!Aug 14, 2026 · 39 minNot Today Jenn and Eddie are having serious Disney withrawal. It's been a while since they've gone but they feel they could give the VIP tour. Apparently the plumbing backed up in Anahiem leaving making it's a small world it's a smell world... I'll show myself out. How many actual fights have you gotten in? Bet it's more than Eddie. Is Student Government actually a thing? Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 127 Not Today... Fluffers, Cockroaches, Gas Leaks, Boobs, Schedules, Driving Tests and Florida Man Friday!Aug 7, 2026 · 34 minNot Today... Eddie is in need of a fluffer. Jenn tells here tales form Comic Con. Jenn finally gets pulled over without having her boobs. Do you need structure or can you wing it? Plus, did Eddie cause his son to fail his driving test. Also, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 126 Not Today... Doomsday Tickets, Movie Experience, Business of Show and Florida Man Friday!Jul 31, 2026 · 34 minNot Today... Jenn is shocked Eddie alreay got his Doomsday tickets. Eddie talks about his love of the movie theater experience. How do you guide a young person into a successful career today? Is A.I. gonna leave a place for any of that? If you're gonna get into enterainment have a back up or at least a job to support you during. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 125 Not Today... Good Sleep, Lesbians, Celebrity Divorce, Comic Con and Florida Man Friday!Jul 24, 2026 · 35 minNot Today Jenn and Eddie get off to a rocky start. When's the last time you had a good sleep? Jenn has a new favorite Cody. Jenn is close to swtiching teams. Eddie thought she might have switched a while ago. They discuss the difficulties of working with your spouse and how it can end a relationship. Also, a little Comic Con preview. Jenn and Eddie are both going and performing. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 124 Not Today... Waterpark Comments, Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, Fast & Furious, and Florida Man Friday!Jul 17, 2026 · 37 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie have some thoughts on the backlash from their waterpark comments. They also have some thoughts on the changes to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland and the kid who jumped out of Tianna's Bayou Adventure. Also, the neighbors hate the ne Fast & Furious ride at Universal. Sorry lots of theme park talk today. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 123 Not Today... South Of The Border, Birthdays, Hooters, Tit Fairy and Florida Man Friday!Jul 10, 2026 · 36 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss their trips home. Eddie did a lot of house work. Jenn celebrated her Grandmother's 103rd birthday. There's also a town they're both familar with... South of the Border. Eddie may or may not work at Hooters now. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 122 Not Today... Supergirl, Disclosure Day, Myrtle Beach and No Florida Man Friday!Jul 3, 2026 · 33 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie are doing a home pod because Eddie fucked up. Sorry. The gang gives their spoiler free review of Supergirl. Plus, Jenn has a spirit animal in Disclosure Day. Also, sorry but there's no Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 121 Not Today... Brick, Bungee Jumping, Your Algo, Sharks, Carnivals and Florida Man Friday!Jun 26, 2026 · 29 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about social media and the device that can spare you it's torment, the Brick. There was a bungee jumping mishap in brazil and it's worse than you think. What does your IG Algorithm say about you? Who loves sharks? How long does a roller coaster have to be in place before you ride it? Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 120 Not Today... Dealing With Grief and Florida Man Friday!Jun 19, 2026 · 40 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss delaing with grief. Eddie recently recently his best friend to cancer. The gang goes down the road of memories and explore the different ways of dealing with such a loss. Plus, they do a Florida Man Friday, because Jerry would have wanted it that way.
- Episode 119 Not Today... Time Blindness, Relationships, Disney Adults, Trains and Florida Man Friday!Jun 12, 2026 · 34 minThis week starts with a bathroom break and somehow turns into a deep dive on ADHD, time blindness, surgery recovery, relationships, Disney adults, and one of the greatest train enthusiasts ever witnessed in the wild. We talk about what ADHD actually looks like when you're living with it every day, including forgetting to eat, ignoring bodily functions, underestimating how long everything takes, and convincing yourself that a 2-hour project will somehow only take 20 minutes. We also get into: * ADHD hyperfocus and time blindness * Why recovery from surgery always takes longer than you think * Relationship expectations and showing up for your partner * The weird things couples do for each other * Why Disney might secretly be the perfect sensory experience * The legendary Disneyland Train Guy * Disney adults, nostalgia, and comfort places * Florida Man Friday returns Unofficial sponsor shoutouts this week: 🏰 Disneyland — where you can ride a train through prehistoric times and accidentally meet the world's leading expert on train water. 🚂 The Disneyland Railroad — bringing dinosaurs, questionable science, and deeply committed train enthusiasts together since 1955. 🌮 Taco Bell Baja Blast — inspiring both beverages and apparently emotional support fish. If you've ever lost track of time, forgotten to eat while working, hyperfixated on something weird, or found yourself comforted by a theme park train, congratulations. This episode might be for you. Thanks for hanging out with us.
- Episode 118 Not Today... Gaslighting, Algorithm, Getting Older, Voting, Class President and Florida Man Friday!Jun 5, 2026 · 39 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how terms like "gaslighting" are thrown around on social media because eveyone thinks they're a therapist online. They also talk about the people that leave comments on posts saying "you look older", well no shit, that photo is 15 years old. There's an election happening in California this week and some of the people running are insane. Did your Class Presdient really do anything? Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 117 Not Today... Happy Place, Ice House, ER, 5k, Gen Z, Leaving Home and Florida Man Friday!May 29, 2026 · 33 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss their happy places. There once was a club in Pasadena that was the greatest room in the world for comedy. Jenn's Dad goes to the ER and apparently it's not a "Big Deal". Jenn also participated in the Two Bears 5k which was not the best idea. Gen Z is way less judgemental. Also, Jenn and Eddie discuss the moments they finally left home. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 116 Not Today... Walking, Adult Film Stars, Rock Bottom and Florida Man Friday!May 22, 2026 · 36 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about the long walk Eddie just took. The Hollywood Walk of fame doesn't have famous people walking on it, just porn stars. They also discuss career and personal rock bottoms and how they climbed out of it. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 115 Not Today... Jealous Dogs, Star Wars Nite, Disneyland vs Disney World, Mental Static, Plus Florida Man Friday!May 15, 2026 · 34 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss Eddie's dog's weird behavior. Can a dog have a sibling rivalry with a human? Eddie took the family to Star Wars Nite at Disneyland. Which began the debate - Is Disneyland better than Diseny World? Plus Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 114 Not Today... Studio, Boob Update, Self-Image, Montreal, Fox News, All Nighters, A.I. and Florida Man Friday!May 8, 2026 · 40 minNot Today Jenn and Eddie are back in the studio. Jenn gives us a boob update. The gang talks about self-image and how to deal with it when things change. Jenn had her Montreal Festival callback and she did some new jokes. Apparently Fox News isn't just fake news it's also fake boobs. Colton pulled his firsty "all nighter" and Eddie couldn't be more proud. Plus, some kids are using A.I. to write and their gonna be sorry. Also, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 113 Not Today... Still Broadcasting From HomeMay 1, 2026 · 26 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about Prom, after parties and boobs. It's everything you ever wanted in a podcast.
- Episode 112 Not Today... Jenn's Calling In SickApr 24, 2026 · 30 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie stay home from school and do a show from home. Jenn gives an update on her recovery and the ordeal from the last two weeks.
- Episode 111 Not Today... Scheduling, Push/Pull Method, Teaching, Caffeine and Florida Man Friday!Apr 17, 2026 · 26 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about schedules and how the old show was 3 hours a day everyday. Soooo much talking. Do you know about the "Push Pull Method"? And no it's not a sex thing. Eddie realizes he's not at natural teacher.... Jenn on the otherhand. Some one might have a Caffeine addiction. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 110 Not Today... Hair, Nuclear War, Religion, Acting Blind, College and Florida Man Friday!Apr 10, 2026 · 34 minNot Today... Jenn catches Eddie fixing his hair. They're both hoping there isn't a nuclear war. Jenn finally went back to church after a decade. Eddie remains an atheist. Jenn needs to watch what she wears at the gorcery store. Eddie has second thoughts about his college experience. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 109 Not Today... Coincidences, Opportunities, Crazy Ideas, Autoerotic Asphyxiation and Florida Man Friday!Apr 3, 2026 · 28 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie experienced something that seemed a little more than a coincidence. Working on a deadline, especially for procrastinators, is the only way things can get done. Some people (Jenn) give themselves false deadlines to motivate them (Eddie should learn to do this). Also they talk a little about autoerotic asphyxiation (don't try this at home... or anywhere). Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 108 Not Today... M.I.A. Doc, EPCOT, Bachelorette Parties, My Girl, Taxes and Florida Man Friday!Mar 27, 2026 · 44 minNot Today Jenn is still trying to track down her boob doc. There was a bachelorette party at EPCOT and no rides were riden. What's the were movie you can play at a dance party and why is it "My Girl"? It's tax season and it's a brutal look back at your life the past year. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 107 Not Today... Groundhogs Day, Jonny Shakespeare, Past, Present and Future, Institutionalized and Florida Man Friday!Mar 20, 2026 · 34 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how life can sometimes feel like "Groundhogs Day" and how to break out of that rut. Did Eddie have Spider-Man living in his apartment building? LIving in the future is anxiety, living in the past is regret, living in the present is what exactly? Has your job institutionalized you? Eddie's has. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 106 Not Today... Breasts, Shady Doctors, Call Centers, Brain Cells and Florida Man Friday!Mar 13, 2026 · 34 minNot Today... Jenn talks about her "Breast Revision" and how her doctor ghosted her. Eddie's dentist closed down. Now Jenn and Eddie both really hate call centers. Should we be terrified human a petri dish of human brain cells can now play a first person shooter game? Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 105 Not Today... Student Driver, Comedy Mafia, Driving to Gigs, Comparison & Florida Man Friday!Mar 6, 2026 · 40 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how Colton almost ruined the car. Teaching kids driving is tough. Jenn played Comedy Mafia in the round and had to watch videos to learn how to lie. There is no gig Eddie won't drive to. Also, comparing yourself to other people isn't great but is there a good way to do it? Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 104 Not Today... Listener Voicemails, Dustin Jacobs, Pro Wrestling and Florida Man Friday!Feb 27, 2026 · 23 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie whip out the voicemails from listeners. Some are really nice and one is psychotic. We also give a shout out to our boy Dustin. Pro Wresting can be watched at anytime. Plus Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 103 Not Today... Muppet Show, Tik Tok, Followers, Winona Ryder, A.I., Gym Guy and Florida Man Friday!Feb 20, 2026 · 46 minNot Today... Eddie tells Jenn how good the new Muppet Show is. Is Tik Tok dead? To Jenn it is. The difference between "followers" and "fans". Stranger Things was supposed to be the Winona comeback, but someone else stole it. The new A.I. program is scary good and also just scary. Eddie almost loses it on a "Gym Guy". Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 102 Not Today... International Food, Keeping Score, 9/11 Jokes, Hanks vs Guttenberg, Honesty and Florida Man Friday!Feb 13, 2026 · 41 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss the risks of eating internationally. You can't keep score in a realtionship. 9/11 jokes, we've all got them and we're all ashamed of them (at least Eddie is). Tom hanks and Steve Guttenberg were on the same track. What happened? How did Hanks win? Eddie has an idea. Jenn operates on brutal honesty so we all have to deal with it. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 101 Not Today... Pre-Show, Track and Field, College, Diamonds, Cost of Living and Florida Man Friday!Feb 6, 2026 · 36 minNot Today you get a little pre-show before the show. Jenn and Eddie catch up. Eddie had to go to a track meet... it was... something. What do you have to do to get into college today? Jenn has a mini-me. Eddie upgraded his wife's engagement ring and didn't tell anyone. It's exspensive out there. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 100 Not Today... Sharing Good News, Anniversary Effect, Therapy, Comfort in a Relationship and Florida Man Friday!Jan 30, 2026 · 37 minNot Today... is 100 episodes old! ... and we forgot to talk about it. Jenn feels bad sharing good news when the world is burning. What is the "Anniversary Effect"? Do you have it? Eddie wants to go to therapy but keeps not going to therapy. Should relationships be comfortable? What is a timeshare? Also, don't buy a timeshare. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 99 Not Today... Vegas, Gambling, Gen Z, Hiking, Water Bottles, Letter Jackets, Closets and Florida Man Friday!Jan 23, 2026 · 47 minNot Today... Eddie breaksdown his week in Vegas, his love for Blackjack and how to play it. Is Gen Z killing Vegas? Moveis? Comedy Clubs? Jenn gets lost hiking. What's the point of having a water bottle if you always forget it? How did you get your "Letterman" Jacket? Sharing a space with a partner is a big step and how you go about it tells you a lot about your relationship, at least Jenn thinks so. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 98 Not Today... 6-7, Cringe, Slang, Song Lyrics, Close Friends, Otrovert and Florida Man Friday!Jan 20, 2026 · 44 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss the "6-7" phenomenon. What did we do as kids that our parents didn't understand? Is it good kids communicate this way? Do guys pay attention to song lyrics? How many friends do you need? Are you an Otrovert? Plus, Florida Man Friday! Help support our little show by joining our Patreon. You get early episode drops, bonus content and some surprises!
- Episode 97 Not Today... Decorations, Tree Disposal, Dreamybot, Social vs Anti-Social, Rage and Florida Man Friday!Jan 9, 2026 · 41 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss the right time to "de-Christmas" your house. Marks dog took possesion of his tree. Eddie realizes Dreamybot can tell the future. Jenn had to take a time out of holiday party. Out growing your grandparents is a sad part of life. Eddie has been doing a poor job of hiding rage from Colton. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
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- Episode 96 Not Today... Why We Don't Believe in New Year's Resolutions (But Still Need Them) and Florida Man Friday!Jan 2, 2026 · 39 minWelcome back to another episode of Not Today! In this episode, we're closing the door on 2025 — a year that absolutely came in hot, stayed chaotic, and somehow didn't break us. We talk about time travel, gut instincts, parenting, mental health, money stress, dopamine addiction, phones ruining our brains, Florida Man doing Florida Man things, and why changing anything in the past feels way riskier than it sounds.
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- Episode 95 Not Today... A Charlie Brown Christmas, New Year Mulligans, Being Recognized, Family and Florida Man Friday!Dec 26, 2025 · 34 minNot Today Jenn and Eddie discuss why Eddie loves depressing Christmas music. Do we race toward the New Year becasue we think it's out mulligan for the past year? Eddie is still confused why people recognize him. Jenn and Eddie talk about the differnet family dynamics they had grwoing up and how it's affected their relationships. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
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- Episode 94 Not Today... Coming in Hot, Communication, Feelings, Party Etiquette, Rescue Dogs and Florida Man FridayDec 19, 2025 · 42 minNot Today Jenn is coming in hot. Eddie and Jenn discuss if people are too sensitive? How responsbile are you for other peoples triggers? What's the best way to end a conversation at a party? A mostly naked Jenn may or may not have saved a pack of wild dogs while doing a photo shoot. Plus, Florida Man Friday
- Episode 93 Not Today... Road Rage, Accepting Change, A.I., Sayin No and Florida Man Friday!Dec 12, 2025 · 42 minNot Today... Eddie is still basking in the glow of his Wham-a-geddon, while Jenn is still not happy about it. Eddie has been going through it with the illness of his friend, Jerry. We find out Road Rage may be caused by more than just awful drivers and traffic. LIfe Cycles are a thing and change is inevitable. A.I. will probably kill us, but it won't be peronsal. Plus, it's ok to say "No". Also, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 92 Not Today... Jenn Falls For It!Dec 5, 2025 · 43 minNot Today Jenn gets duped. Eddie almost dies from laughing. The gang recounts their Thanksgiving break. Men get sicker than women... it's science.
- Episode 91 Not Today... Almost Wham-A-Geddon'd, Decorations, Cancer and Florida Man Friday!Nov 28, 2025 · 36 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how they're gonna Wham-a-geddon each other this year. What's better, fall or christmas decorations? Eddie talks about his best friends current battle with cancer. The power of hope can be a powerful thing. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 90 Not Today... Food Poisoning, Film Festivals, Art vs Content & Florida Man Friday!Nov 21, 2025 · 36 minNot Today,,, Jenn and Eddie talk food poisoning and flying. Jenn fills us in on her New York trip. Eddie has never has a lay down seat on a plane. Colton's team ran into a brick wall in the second round of the playoffs. Art vs Content, Eddie is having an existential crisis. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
- Episode 89 Not Today... Getting Started, Garlic, Pacing, Meeting the Parents, and Florida Man Friday!Nov 14, 2025 · 31 minNot Today... Jenn and Eddie hate getting started. Having garlic around is not a good idea. What is a normal pacing for a relationship? Is there one? Meeting the parents is about to happen to Jenn this holiday season. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
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