How to 'Highlander' Men #60May 4, 2026 · 36 minThis week Robin breaks down why women should 'Highlander' men instead of sleeping with them. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay How to 'Highlander' Men #60
When pretty girls get rejected #59Apr 27, 2026 · 27 minThis week Robin gets rejected, Julian tells the story of the prank that put him in hospital, and we play a political version of f***, marry, k*ll that features Fat Bast**d from Austin Powers. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay When pretty girls get rejected #59
Craziest Marriage Laws in USAMar 23, 2026 · 31 minThis week we break down the craziest marriage laws in the country and also invent a few of our own. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Craziest Marriage Laws in USA
Zoom dating is back with Shaun Murphy #57Jan 16, 2026 · 53 minThis week we have Shaun Murphy on the pod talking about the pros of Zoom dating (let him sell you on it!!!) and the ethnicity split he noticed in his Tinder matches (before he proposed to his girlfriend in his apartment).Shaun Murphy is a New York City comedian originally from Buffalo who just released his second special “Long Story Thin” on Mark Normand’s YouTube special. He has another Youtube Special called “Neal” and regularly performs at the Comedy Cellar.See his new special here, Follow Shaun at: Instagram | TikTok | Youtube --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Zoom dating is back with Shaun Murphy #57
Max Fine and the downfall of RomComs #56Dec 15, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minThis week we get into it with hilarious comic Max Fine and learn about how weed is to available, Canadian police are too nice, and RomComs have never been good since the towers fell. Known cool guy, Max Fine, is a comedian from Atlanta, GA, currently accepting hate mail in Brooklyn, New York. He is having a panic attack while trying to write this. A lot of your favorite comedians have probably told Max “good set” at some point or another. A stalwart in the New York comedy scene, Max can regularly be seen at the world-famous Comedy Cellar and just about any club, basement, or VFW hall that will have him. Pretty impressive for a guy that dropped out of college, and also high school. His favorite musicians are Elliott Smith, Phish, and Taylor Swift. It doesn’t make sense to him either. Follow Tatiana at: Instagram --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Max Fine and the downfall of RomComs #56
NYC Girl’s Funniest Dating Stories And the Mistakes Guys Always Make | Ep 54Dec 2, 2025 · 1 hrThis week we interview friend of the show Pepa Cummins! She's not a comedian but she is hilarious, and has some of the best NYC dating stories you'll ever hear. She's seen every mistake a guy can make, and has been given the ick more times than she can count. Don't miss this one. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay NYC Girl’s Funniest Dating Stories And the Mistakes Guys Always Make | Ep 54
Why Girls Steal Hoodies #53Nov 25, 2025 · 24 minThis weak we dive into a video essay on serial daters and break down the crime of the century!!! (All these women stealing hoodies). --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Why Girls Steal Hoodies #53
Pickup Artists with Tatiana Frank #52Nov 17, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minOn our 50th Episode Comedian Tatiana Frank joins us to discuss taking a pickup artist class for research, defending coney island, and how comedy may be the downfall of democracy as we know it. Tatiana Frank is a stand-up comedian who performs all over the country and is currently on her Die Alone tour. Follow Tatiana at: Instagram, and TikTok --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Pickup Artists with Tatiana Frank #52
Maniac on Stage with Jessica Levin #51Nov 10, 2025 · 1 hr 16 minComedian and artist Jessica Levin joins us to discuss the problem with West Side NYC girlies and the fact most men are cursed by their members. Jessica Levin is an NYC comedian. The daughter of a sanitation worker, with longshoreman genes, she has a blue collar mentality with white color taste. Check out her new special, "Levin live from Paddy's" on YouTube out now. Follow Jessica at: Instagram, and YouTube --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Maniac on Stage with Jessica Levin #51
Open Couple Reacts to Lily Allen / David Harbour breakup #50 (featuring cats)Nov 4, 2025 · 55 minWe break down Lily Allen's new tell-all album 'West Side Girl', from our perspective as an open couple. In Allen's album she discusses how her and Harbour started and ultimately ended what seems like a disastrous foray into ethical non-monogamy. So far Julian and Robin are surviving and thriving, let's see what they did differently. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Open Couple Reacts to Lily Allen / David Harbour breakup #50 (featuring cats)
Breaking the Oyster Rule on a Date with a Model #49Oct 27, 2025 · 42 minThis week Julian breaks down some dates and, importantly, every embarrassing mistake he made. While Robin makes bold plans with the skill players from the NY Giants. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Breaking the Oyster Rule on a Date with a Model #49
Subway Meet Cutes with Aislinn Janek #48Oct 20, 2025 · 57 minComedian and artist Aislinn Janek joins us to discuss her journey from a whirlwind European romance and marriage, to meeting men at framing shops and subway cars in NYC. Aislinn Janek is a stand-up comedian and visual artist based in NYC. She has shown her paintings in galleries all over the world and performs comedy in the back of bars all over the city. Follow Aislinn at: Instagram, and Youtube --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Subway Meet Cutes with Aislinn Janek #48
Caught Stealing and Fighting Cougars #47Oct 13, 2025 · 50 minThis week we give a dumb person review of caught stealing and Julian argues that he could fight a cougar (he cannot). --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Caught Stealing and Fighting Cougars #47
The One Night Stand Scorecard #46Oct 6, 2025 · 53 minThis week we give each other the one night stand scorecard, discuss Julian's inability to understand Mid Century Modern and explain what's wrong with the 20 second date countdown. 🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys.🎤 #JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay The One Night Stand Scorecard #46
The 12 Date Rule with Sarah Barnitt #45Sep 29, 2025 · 58 minComedian Sarah Barnitt joins us to talk about how the wrong women are running dating podcasts, her brand new revenge ex-boyfriend business, and why men can't deal with getting roasted. Follow her at Instagram, and TikTok --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay The 12 Date Rule with Sarah Barnitt #45
Are Repubs Getting Hotter #44Sep 22, 2025 · 49 minThis week we get far too political for a relationship podcast discussing the rise of hot republicans like Sydney Sweeney and the left answering back with Hasan Piker. 🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys.🎤 #JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Are Repubs Getting Hotter #44
Hinge Hacking with Brett Druck #43Sep 15, 2025 · 1 hr 19 minThis week comedian Brett Druck actually takes the podcast theme SERIOUSLY and breaks down all his dating app tips. Don't miss this one if you want to figure out how to hack Hinge and get a good report card after a date. Brett Druck was a cast member on Laughs on FOX and Hulu and tours regularly around the United States.Follow him on: Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d📣 Find me on Socials 📣https://instagram.com/julianbreheny.comedyhttps://tiktok.com/@julianbrehenyhttps://www.youtube.com/@julianbrehenyMore about Julian:Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys.🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Hinge Hacking with Brett Druck #43
Fake First Date Disaster #42Sep 8, 2025 · 53 minThis week we break down our latest fake first date disaster where we learn that Robin cannot commit to long form improv dating, whatever that is. 🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, TikTok, and YouTubeMore about Julian:Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys.🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Fake First Date Disaster #42
Masculine Energy with Brittany Brave #41Sep 1, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minThis week we dive into the Miami dating scene, Brittany's 'masculine energy', and lost loves! Brittany Brave is a NYC-via-Miami based comedian, actress, writer, producer and host. She’s been featured on NBC, MTV, OFTV, The Wendy Williams Show, SiriusXM and more. Brave was selected as a 2024 “Comic To Watch” at the New York Comedy Festival. In 2023 she was named “Best Comedy Act” by TimeOut Miami and the Miami New Times, and in 2019 the TBS Network featured her as “Emerging Talent”. Follow Brittany Brave at Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube -- 🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Masculine Energy with Brittany Brave #41
Boiling Frogs and the BBQ Train Accident #40Aug 25, 2025 · 55 minThe hosts with mosts. Julian learns about Robin's dangerous Coney Island spending habits and we blow the top of the 'slow boiling frogs' conspiracy. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Boiling Frogs and the BBQ Train Accident #40
Dating Lunch Ladies with Jared Waters #39Aug 18, 2025 · 57 minComedian Jared Waters joins us to talk about being a dating super villain, writing the perfect breakup message and dating a lunch lady in high scool. Jared Waters, aka "Turbo", is a dynamic comedian hailing from Tampa, Florida, now navigating the comedic scene of New York City. With over 1,000 shows annually, his relentless work ethic and versatile joke writing have earned him a reputation as one of NYC's most sought-after Up and Coming comedians. A former military brat, Jared's hilarious tales from worldwide travels and his strict upbringing offer a unique perspective on life. Whether delivering clean or edgy humor, Turbo captivates audiences with his witty take on the world. He has already graced ABC's Tamron Hall Show and he made his Don’t Tell Comedy Debut. Follow him on all platforms @mrwaters__Follow him athttps://instagram.com/mrwaters__https://tiktok.com/@mrwaters__https://www.youtube.com/@mrwaters__🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d📣 Find me on Socials 📣https://instagram.com/julianbreheny.comedyhttps://tiktok.com/@julianbrehenyhttps://www.youtube.com/@julianbrehenyMore about Julian:Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys.🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Dating Lunch Ladies with Jared Waters #39
Gen Z Shorts And Cat Dads #38Aug 11, 2025 · 59 minOoops all hosts. Julian disapproves of Robin's Gen Z fashion choices and we learn why HR is the Ice of the workplace (according to the podcast villain). --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Gen Z Shorts And Cat Dads #38
Farts and Addictions with Levi White #37Aug 4, 2025 · 52 minComedian Levi White joins us to talk about the need to fart in front of your girlfriend, crippling corn addictions and why John Mayer is funnier than me. Levi White is a stand-up comedian based out of New York City by way of Cocoa, Florida. He’s been featured on AMC+, Shudder, The Last Drive-in with Joe Bob Briggs and the New York Comedy Festival. He won the Presidential Physical Fitness Award in 1997 and it’s all been downhill ever since. Follow Levi at Instagram, and Youtube --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Farts and Addictions with Levi White #37
Open vs Poly #36Jul 28, 2025 · 48 minOoops all hosts. No guests this week as we discuss open vs poly, poly vs mono, and the white claw curse that befell Julian. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 Instagram, Youtube, TikTok More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Open vs Poly #36
Threatening to bang dads with Thalia Romina #35Jul 21, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minComedian Thalia Romina joins us to talk about threatening to sleep with a guy's dad, bringing body count into the discussion (against Julian's request), and the legend of wolf dick (Not Dick Wolf). Thalia is a New York based standup comedian and actress. When she is not performing, she is analyzing reality TV in excruciating detail. Follow Thalia at Instagram, Youtube, TikTok www.thaliaromina.com --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧 https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 https://instagram.com/julianbreheny.comedy https://tiktok.com/@julianbreheny https://www.youtube.com/@julianbreheny More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Threatening to bang dads with Thalia Romina #35
Green flags and hot takes #34Jul 14, 2025 · 58 minOoops all hosts. No guests this week as we discuss green flags, hot takes, and Julian's incredible 99c pizza cheap date plan. --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d📣 Find me on Socials 📣https://instagram.com/julianbreheny.comedyhttps://tiktok.com/@julianbrehenyhttps://www.youtube.com/@julianbrehenyMore about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys.🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Green flags and hot takes #34
Men don't know how to do casual with Maggie Naughton #33Jul 9, 2025 · 45 minComedian Maggie Naughton joins us to talk about three different NSFW selfie stories, why men can’t have casual relationships and how most women are looking for their very own ghoul to date. Maggie is a New York based standup comedian and actress. When she is not performing, she is analyzing reality TV in excruciating detail. Follow Maggie at https://instagram.com/maggienaughton https://tiktok.com/@maggienaughton3 --🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧 https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d 📣 Find me on Socials 📣 https://instagram.com/julianbreheny.comedy https://tiktok.com/@julianbreheny https://www.youtube.com/@julianbreheny More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys. 🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Men don't know how to do casual with Maggie Naughton #33
Bartender flirting with Slater Harrison #32Jun 30, 2025 · 48 minComedian Slater Harrison joins us to talk about how whiteclaws are the cure for Ozempic, perfect deli sandwiches and workshopping a feed the children program in Wakanda. Slater is a comedian and writer from Upstate NY, now based in Manhattan. She got her start in improv, later working on shows like Workaholics and The Biggest Laugh at Sony. A virtual alum of The Groundlings, she now performs regularly in NYC and tours with comedian Troy Bond.Follow Slater athttps://instagram.com/slater_harrisonhttps://youtube.com/@slaterharrisoncomedyhttps://tiktok.com/@slaterharrison--🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d📣 Find me on Socials 📣https://instagram.com/julianbreheny.comedyhttps://tiktok.com/@julianbrehenyhttps://www.youtube.com/@julianbrehenyMore about Julian:Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys.🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Bartender flirting with Slater Harrison #32
The Underwear Dilemma with Brennan Tasseff #31Jun 23, 2025 · 1 hr 13 minComedian and Podcaster Brennan Tasseff joins us to talk about the good, the bad and the ugly types of men's underwear. And other stuff. Brennan Tasseff is a comedian and podcaster. Host of Your Ex Drinking Buddy, he brings a raw, honest, and hilarious take on life, partying, and personal growth. His comedy mixes wild stories, self-deprecating humor, and sharp observations. With a high-energy stage presence and an unfiltered approach, making jokes about his troubled past and somewhat “normal” present.Learn more about Brennan and his podcast 'EX Drinking buddy' here.---🎧 Listen to my Podcast 🎧https://open.spotify.com/show/5oGy6vOBiba8mWuFfvnolb?si=320d4904e919426d📣 Find me on Socials 📣Instagram | TikTok | YoutubeMore about Julian:Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys.🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay The Underwear Dilemma with Brennan Tasseff #31
Coma breakups with Tessa Fleming #30Jun 16, 2025 · 52 minComedian Tessa Fleming joins us to talk about getting broken up with fresh out of a coma, what makes men contemptible and how to avoid getting cheesed. Tessa Fleming is a stand up comic living and performing in New York City. Her writing can be found in The New York Post, Girlboss Gazette, and @newyorkers. Follow Tessa Fleming on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok. --- Follow Robin on Instagram --- Follow On The Apps on Instagram --- 📣 Find Julian on Socials 📣 Follow Julian on Youtube, Instagram and TikTok --- More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys.🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Coma breakups with Tessa Fleming #30
7 Tips to Macking with Cylde Mack #29Jun 10, 2025 · 37 minComedian Clyde Mack joins us to talk about getting butt and the 7 tips to macking. Follow Clyde on Youtube, TikTok and Instagram Check out Clydes podcast 'Adventures of Billy and Clyde' --- Follow Robin on Instagram --- Follow On The Apps on Instagram --- 📣 Find Julian on Socials 📣 Follow Julian on Youtube, Instagram and TikTok --- More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys.🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay 7 Tips to Macking with Cylde Mack #29
Gym dating with Dillon Krause #28Jun 2, 2025 · 50 minComedian Dillon Krause joins us to talk about the magic of James Dean camera angles and how Robin would use the power to electrocute men. Follow Dillon on Youtube and Instagram --- Follow Robin on Instagram --- Follow On The Apps on Instagram --- 📣 Find Julian on Socials 📣 Follow Julian on Youtube, Instagram and TikTok --- More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys.🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Gym dating with Dillon Krause #28
Perfect Bachelor Pads with Drew Tessier #27May 26, 2025 · 48 minComedian Drew Tessier joins us to talk about constructing the perfect bachelor pad and what went wrong with Ashley Madison. Follow Drew Tessier on Youtube, Instagram and TikTok Watch/listen to Drews Mostly Queer Podcast. --- Follow Robin on Instagram --- Follow On The Apps on Instagram --- 📣 Find Julian on Socials 📣 Follow Julian on Youtube, Instagram and TikTok --- More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys.🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Perfect Bachelor Pads with Drew Tessier #27
Love Island Blues with Liam Dalton #26May 21, 2025 · 59 minComedian Liam Dalton joins us to talk about his famous ‘I’m Liam BTW’ pickup line, his struggles competing with Love Island, and his anger at not being the first redhead on the pod. Liam Dalton is a New York City based comedian, actor and writer, born and raised in Queens. His conversational style mixes observational humor with personal stories of growing up the only boy in a big Irish Catholic household. Fresh off of performing on Bert Kreischer’s “Fully Loaded“ cruise, Liam performed on the Impractical Jokers cruise and the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival in Los Angeles. He has opened for big acts like Mark Normand, Rachel Feinstein and Cipha Sounds. He just finished his stint as a radio personality on New York radio station 94.7 the block. When he’s not touring the country or seas, Liam performs all over New York City and uploads sketches to his social media daily. Follow Liam Dalton on Youtube, Instagram and TikTok Watch/listen to Liam Dalton’s podcast, "If You Don’t Mind": --- Follow Robin on Instagram --- Follow On The Apps on Instagram --- 📣 Find Julian on Socials 📣 Follow Julian on Youtube, Instagram and TikTok --- More about Julian: Julian Breheny is a stand-up comedian, actor, and much weaker than he looks. He's told jokes for Greenwich Village Comedy Club, Vermont Comedy Festival, Comfy Comedy Festival (Winner), and all over NYC. He has a podcast called On The Apps, but he started it with his wife so he's not like all the other white guys.🎤#JulianBreheny #StandUp #ComedyPlayPlay Love Island Blues with Liam Dalton #26
JeyJul 17, 2023 · 21 minJulian and Robin interview Jey about dating while exploring your gender expression. Jey on identifying as a 10. Follow Julian and Robin at @OnTheAppsPodPlayPlay Jey
Vannessa JacksonJul 3, 2023 · 1 hr 29 minSNL writer and comedian Vannessa Jackson fills us in on the best place to meet mature, employed men. Are there too many women? We get into the economics of the NYC dating scene. Julian wants to know if Vannessa would date someone who was abducted by aliens. Follow Vannessa Jackson on IG at @veryvannessa. Follow Julian and Robin at @OnTheAppsPod @julianbreheny.comedy and @sexgeekrobinPlayPlay Vannessa Jackson
Jamell SirleafJun 20, 2023 · 52 minJamell Sirleaf is looking for a girl who will impress his grandmother, but can he meet someone nice during sundress season? Robin has a definitive answer to how long sex should last. What in the world is semen retention? More importantly, WHY in the world is semen retention? Follow Jamell on IG st @jamellsirleaf Follow Julian and Robin at @OnTheAppsPodPlayPlay Jamell Sirleaf
Jamie PappasJun 12, 2023 · 45 minJamie Pappas is a major sports fan who left her cushy tech job to pursue comedy and OnlyFans full time. Guess which makes dating hardest? *HINT* It isn't OnlyFans where the subscribers are respectful and kind. In fact, being an OnlyFans creator has made Jamie much more compassionate towards men. Comedy and sports? Not so much. Follow Jamie Pappas in IG at @jamieamaleapappas and on OnlyFans at @gobirdsbabefree. Watch her web series Blocking the Sidewalk available only on OFTV. Follow Robin and Julian at @OnTheAppsPodPlayPlay Jamie Pappas
John AjodahMay 29, 2023 · 28 minWould you date someone who claimed to be in an open relationship? What are the challenges of dating with autism? Julian and John compare (bowling) balls. Who is responsible for messaging first? Follow John at @JohnAjodah Follow Julian and Robin at @OnTheApps On the Apps is recorded by @RichMixRich at GOLD Room Podcast StudiosPlayPlay John Ajodah
Ted BartonMay 15, 2023 · 51 minWhat do you do when you get catfished? When is the best time of year to get dumped? Does The Game work? When should you disclose that you're divorced? Follow Ted Barton at @TedBartonComedy Follow Robin and Julian at @OnTheAppsPodPlayPlay Ted Barton
Bo BallewApr 10, 2023 · 50 minWe workshop Bo Ballew's OnlyFans niche. Hell on earth is your own apartment when your two roommates start dating during covid. Robin loves any excuse to throw money in the air. Bushwick is the neighborhood for naked comedy. Follow Bo at @boboballew Follow Julian and Robin at @ontheappspod, @julianbreheny, and @yourvirgogirlfriendPlayPlay Bo Ballew
Omar JenkinsApr 3, 2023 · 38 minOmar Jenkins is a stand up comic who sabotaged his dad's sneaky link as a child. No one wants to meet the parents. Little Big Planet is the hottest app for losing your virginity. We read the most insane app profile we have ever found. Follow Omar Jenkins at @_omarjenkins Follow Julian and Robin at @ontheappspod, @julianbreheny, and @yourvirgogirlfriendPlayPlay Omar Jenkins
Hannah LiebermanMar 27, 2023 · 44 minHannah Lieberman is a standup comic and competitive scrabble player. On episode 6, we discuss how Hannah and Robin told their mom's that they lost their virginities. Hannah discusses how her BRCA diagnoses impacted her dating life. We dunk on alphas, body count, and George Santos. Hannah and Robin agree, anticipation is sexy, and Fleabag Season 2 PROVES IT! Follow Hannah Lieberman at @hannahexceptbackwards Follow Julian and Robin at @ontheappspod, @julianbreheny, and @yourvirgogirlfriend On the Apps is recorded at @goldroomink in Brooklyn by @richmixrichPlayPlay Hannah Lieberman
Torey ColeMar 20, 2023 · 26 minTorey Cole on dating while sober (its tough). Robin is a cheater. What we learned about relationships from the queer community. Tell your partners what you want in bed and see what happens. Torey Cole is cohost of Bonding Podcast @bondingpod and producer of @jokelabshow. Follow her at @toreycole. Follow Robin and Julian at @yourvirgogirlfriend, @julianbreheny, and @ontheappspod.PlayPlay Torey Cole
Andrew GinsbergMar 13, 2023 · 49 minDating with pets. Robin can't stop talking about eels. Do NOT wish Andrew a Happy Easter. Julian and Andrew discuss the pitfalls of dating while following your dreams. Follow Andrew Ginsberg at @instaGinsberg and catch his shows @thevillageidiot and @withthebergs Follow Julian and Robin at @OnTheApps, @julianbreheny, and @yourvirgogirlfriendPlayPlay Andrew Ginsberg
Dan CavanaghMar 6, 2023 · 38 minRussia is the best place for gingers to date. Bachata is the single most valuable skill men can learn to pick up women. We take on the Bermuda Triangle. Follow Julian, Robin, and On The Apps at @OnTheAppsPod, @julianbreheny, and @yourvirgogirlfriendPlayPlay Dan Cavanagh
Isaac GartenbergFeb 27, 2023 · 40 minRobin's hot take: meeting through friends is the worst way to date. Isaac carried a woman's couch up a 5th floor walkup on a first date. Julian picks up bros everywhere he goes. Follow Isaac Gartenberg at @IsaacG53 and @TheVillageIdiot Follow Julian and Robin at @julianbreheny, @yourvirgogirlfriend, and @ontheappspodPlayPlay Isaac Gartenberg
Steve CohenFeb 20, 2023 · 39 minSteve shares how being open and honest is the easiest way to have a threesome. Women don't expire at the age of 30 and they love a picnic. Robin is a seagull and Julian is a worm. If your dating profile pictures are super old, you're a liar. Follow Steve Cohen at @SteveCohenFun Follow Robin and Julian at @YourVirgoGirlfriend, @JulianBreheny, and @OnTheAppsPodPlayPlay Steve Cohen
Part 2: Julian Breheny and Robin RichardsonFeb 6, 2023 · 48 minSEASON FINALE: PART 2!!! Robin's love of cheese plates has finally gone too far! We take you to Date Court. We critique Hinge profiles and tell the story of how we opened our relationship. Follow Julian, Robin, and On the Apps on IG at @julianbreheny @yourvirgogirlfriend and @ontheappspod Follow Maria Garbutt-Lucero's London Supper Club at @BaboyClub On The Apps is recorded in Brooklyn at @goldinknyc and produced by @richmixrichPlayPlay Part 2: Julian Breheny and Robin Richardson
Part 1: Julian Breheny and Robin RichardsonJan 23, 2023 · 35 minIn the 2 part season 1 finale, Robin and Julian answer listener questions about how they structure their open relationship, the rules that make their relationship run smoothly, and the many joys of non-monogamy. Follow Julian, Robin, and On the Apps on IG at @julianbreheny @yourvirgogirlfriend and @ontheappspod Follow Maria Garbutt-Lucero's London Supper Club at @BaboyClubPlayPlay Part 1: Julian Breheny and Robin Richardson