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NEW PODCAST - Sex and The City SUCKSApr 24, 2025 · 1 minComing to a podcast feed near you. Listen to Sex And The City SUCKS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.- CRUSHES ALERT - Deanna Headlines Zanies Old TownMay 5, 2024Hi Hello! Popping in to say that Deanna is headlining Zanies Old Town, MONDAY MAY 6th. Get your tickets below to see your favorite celeb crush on stage.
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- Andy Fleming Crushes On Anne HathawayApr 24, 2023 · 1 hr 7 minFun times in the Crushes podcast as Andy Fleming joins Deanna to crush on professional wrestlers, Anne Hathaway, and big-eyed brunettes! Andy holds no crushes back from his first poster hung in his childhood room, to the iconic Mariah Carey music videos. Listen today!
Follow Andy @andyzaster Dumb Fun Podcast Network
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- Rebecca Delgado Smith Crushes On Bad BunnyMar 27, 2023 · 46 minRebecca Delgado Smith from The Alarmist Podcast joins Deanna to crush on Puerto Rican icons, Pedro Pascal, and history's most dramatic moments. Listen today!
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- **Crushes Update** - Vote in the Chicago Reader Best OfJan 18, 2023 · 1 minYay! Deanna has been nominated for best stand-up comedian in the 2022 Chicago Reader Best Of! Please take some time to vote and share and we'll see you here next week.
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- Maeve Devitt Crushes on Ozzie GuillénJan 8, 2023 · 1 hr 6 minHilarious comedian Maeve Devitt (PrimeTime @ The Lincoln Lodge) joins Deanna to crush on great smiles, world leaders, and the Jonas Brothers! Maeve talks about what it's like to meet your celebrity crush and how a crush can run through generations of your family. Listen today!
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- Michael Timlin Crushes On Marisa TomeiJun 9, 2022 · 1 hr 9 minDeanna is joined in the Crushes studio with the hilarious Michael Timlin! Mike crushes on a variety of 90's sweethearts, as well as one iconic villain! We also crush on his first date with his now-wife to prove why internet crushes are the best crushes! Check out Mike's podcast Work Sucks, I Know, and follow him on Twitter!
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- Maggie Winters Crushes On Nicholas BraunSep 18, 2021 · 42 minDeanna is joined by the hilarious comedian Maggie Winters to crush on specific haircuts, tall men for tall ladies, and reality show hotties! What dating show would you go on to find love? Listen and let us know!
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Follow Maggie @saggiesplinters Twitter
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- Erin Keif Crushes On The Cast Of NewsiesAug 27, 2021 · 1 hr 6 minErin Keif joins Deanna in the Crushes studio after a fatefully meeting in the back of a bar. Erin and Deanna crush on English men and Erin shares how she KNOWS a crush will be hot in the future. Sometimes you just know. Erin throws it way back with sharing her crushes on tumblr and also crushing on a group of men. Teamwork is very crushable!
Listen today.
Follow Erin @erinkeif10 @heyriddleriddle
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LEAVE CRUSHES A 5 STAR REVIEW FOR ONE FREE KISS <3 <3
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- Alana Johnston Crushes On Brad PittApr 16, 2021 · 55 minWoah, baby! Deanna is joined by the hilarious Alana Johnston (@selfesteemparty) to talk about why you should be crushing on yourself and also Brad Pitt. She also tells us the elementary school crush that formed her future and why Vampires will never NOT be sexy. Listen today!
Follow Alana @theonlyalanajohnston @selfesteemparty
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- HOT OR JUST TALL: 2021 Golden Globes with Paula SkaggsMar 29, 2021 · 40 minJoin Deanna and Paula (Paula Eats Lean Cuisines, Being Earnest) for this mini crush where they determine if the red carpet looks from the 2021 Golden Globes were hot... or just tall.
Follow Paula @paulaeatsleancuisines @paulaskaggs
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- Lauren Lapkus Crushes On Ninja TurtlesMar 26, 2021 · 59 minDeanna is joined in the virtual Crushes studio by the amazing Lauren Lapkus! (Threedom, The Wrong Missy, Good Girls) They crush on cartoon characters, reality tv shows, and the same sexy Irishmen from everyone's favorite romcom. Listen today!
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- Samantha Berkman Crushes on Guy FieriJan 15, 2021 · 1 hr 36 minSamantha Berkman returns for yet another hilarious episode! Sam and Deanna crush on podcasts, musicians, Etsy pages, Paul Hollywood, and everything in between!
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- 32 | Megan Gailey Crushes on Benjamin BrattAug 17, 2020 · 1 hr 2 minDeanna is joined this week by the hilarious Megan Gailey. Megan spills all the tea on what celeb couple she would want to spend a day with, what it was like interviewing the Backstreet Boys, and which athletes are hot and which are....just tall. Listen today!
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- 28 | Marshall Forte Crushes on Tom HollandJul 21, 2020 · 55 minWe're back after a long quarantine break with a banger of an episode! Deanna is joined by long-time bestie and fellow crusher Marshall to talk about crushing via the internet. Who knew TikTok could be so alluring, and what is the RIGHT way to slide in someone's DMs? All this and more! Listen today!
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- 16 | Spencer Blair Crushes on Danny McBrideNov 15, 2019 · 1 hrSpencer Blair joins Deanna this week with a multitude of crushes. He brings his “to-do” list and they get into all the many ways they crush.
How much stalking is too much stalking when you’re on a dating app?
What ever happened to that guy that didn’t text me back? Who would have known there is a “hot guy” gang patrolling Andersonville.
Spencer spills all the tea, and honey we’re thirsty!!
Listen!
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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spencerdblair
Twitter: https://twitter.com/spencerdblair
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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deannaortiz_/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/deannaortiz_
...and check out her website: Deannaortiz.com
Thanks to Natalie Grace Alford for the bangin' intro music https://nataliegracealford1.bandcamp.com/
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Thanks to Meredith Kachel for our beautiful album art https://www.meredithkachel.com/
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- 12 | Samantha Berkman Crushes on Zach GalifianakisOct 14, 2019 · 45 minStand up comedian Sam Berkman joins Deanna in the studio and things get off the rails pretty quickly.
Sam crushes on skater boys big and small and relives a summer fling that should have been but never was.
Listen as she sees her celebrity crush experience a true glow up and have to decide if he is still hot… or maybe just tall.
Check out Samantha's website for show dates: https://www.samanthaberkman.com
...and follow her on her social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samantha_berkman
Twitter: https://twitter.com/samanthaberkman
Follow Deanna on her socials:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deannaortiz_/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/deannaortiz_
...and check out her website: Deannaortiz.com
Thanks to Natalie Grace Alford for the bangin' intro music https://nataliegracealford1.bandcamp.com/
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Thanks to Meredith Kachel for our beautiful album art https://www.meredithkachel.com/
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- Molly Kearney Crushes on UsherAug 12, 2019 · 45 minStandup comedian Molly Kearney joins Deanna and shared all her secrets.
Like her first crush on a Disney Princess, feigning a celebrity crush in Catholic school, and falling in love with a stranger at a breakfast bar.
Follow Molly on her Insta: https://www.instagram.com/kearnival
Make sure to play "hot or just tall" and submit your crushes on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/crushespodcast
Send us your crushes to crushespodcast@gmail.com
... and follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/crushespodcast/
Follow Deanna on her socials:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deannaortiz_/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/deannaortiz_
...and check out her website: Deannaortiz.com
Thanks to Natalie Grace Alford for the bangin' intro music https://nataliegracealford1.bandcamp.com/
&
Thanks to Meredith Kachel for our beautiful album art https://www.meredithkachel.com
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