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Stiff Socks

Stiff Socks

Michael Blaustein

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389: More Like WOmenstrual CycleJul 1, 2026 · 1 hr 13 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The boys accidentally learn about the luteal phase and the WOmenstrual Cycle, then spiral into ice bath shrinkage, morning wood science, and why the Stiff Socks name will never change. They also debate Tesla self-driving, Waymo, Airbnb scams, cat pee, the stork myth, and Dustin Poirier allegedly trying to fight an airport cop. Thanks to: Cash App, Ultra Pouches, and Quince Cash App - Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code SOCKS at https://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Quince - Go to https://www.quince.com/stiffsocks for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. #ad #sponsored
388: Buzzed off BallsJun 24, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The boys recap Trevor’s vacation disaster, World Cup fans discovering American chaos, BuzzBalls, bottomless salsa, and why free refills might be America’s greatest invention. They also spiral into Love Island being a human experiment, Michael’s crowd work getting too physical, Spider-Man’s weird popcorn bucket, a gross Secret Sock, and the moon being suspicious. Thanks to: GLD, Ridge, HexClad, BlueChew, and ShipStation GLD - New customers get 40% Off with code SOCKS at https://www.GLD.com Ridge - Upgrade your wallet today! Get up to 40% off @Ridge during their Father’s Day Sale when you go to https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS #Ridgepod HexClad - Find your forever cookware @hexclad and get 10% off at https://www.hexclad.com/SOCKS! #hexcladpartner BlueChew - This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.BlueChew.com. Plus get an additional 10% OFF and free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. ShipStation - Get started with ShipStation today and get 60 days free at https://www.ShipStation.com with code socks. Taxes and fees apply. #ad #sponsored
387: Robbed at the World Cup with Brad WilliamsJun 17, 2026 · 1 hr 13 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Brad Williams joins the boys to talk getting mugged in Brazil, dwarf dating conventions, wrestling Hornswoggle at sea, bull riding, magic tricks, and the weirdest live events worth fully buying into. They also get into dwarf representation, Brad’s daughter wanting to perform, what would get each guy arrested, and Tom Brady’s insane coconut water called Good Nut. Follow Brad Williams: Instagram: @bradwilliamscomic YouTube: @BradWilliamsComedy X: @funnybrad Tour dates: https://bradwilliamscomedy.com/ 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Factor, BetterHelp, Quince, Mack Weldon, and Golden Nugget Online Casino Factor - Go to https://www.factormeals.com/socks50off and use code socks50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box. New subscription only. While supplies last. BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/SOCKS Quince - Go to https://www.quince.com/stiffsocks for free shipping and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada. Mack Weldon - Go to https://www.mackweldon.com and use code SOCKS for 20% off your first order of $125 or more. Golden Nugget Online Casino - Download the app and use code STIFFSOCKS. 21+. Physically present in NJ, PA, MI, or WV only. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Terms apply. #ad #sponsored
386: Fish Tank Freak OffsJun 10, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The guys turn themselves into AI girls, talk through Trevor’s colonoscopy story, react to Victoria Justice’s Pride Month video, and debate whether robot butlers would make life easier. The episode then spirals into fish tanks, dentist office aquariums, escaped snakes, recycling chaos, and the worst places to run into your ex. Thanks to: Cash App, Firstleaf, Chubbies, Lumi Gummies, and Hims for sponsoring the podcast Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Firstleaf tryfirstleaf.com/socks Get 50% off your first box + free shipping for a year Chubbies Chubbies is here to keep you comfy and looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code socks at chubbiesshorts.com/socks #chubbiespod Lumi Gummies Lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS Hims hims.com/socks Get a personalized, affordable plan #ad #sponsored
385: Dat Bih Gah with Jake WebberJun 3, 2026 · 1 hr 18 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks This week we're joined by Jake Webber, one of YouTube's biggest creators. Jake sits down with the guys to talk about content creation, shaving your ass, life online, Facebook Market Place Food , relationships, and his guilty pleasure songs. • Instagram: @jakewebber9 • YouTube: Jake Webber YouTube Channel • Music: Jake Webber Music & Videos 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BetterHelp, Shopify, BlueChew, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month Shopify shopify.com/socks Start selling with a $1/month trial BlueChew Gold bluechew.com Buy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKS GLD New customers get 40% Off with code SOCKS at GLD.com
384: Global Gooning ft. Oliver TreeMay 27, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Oliver Tree joins the pod to talk about his new album, traveling the world to record music, and the wild experiences that came with making it across dozens of countries. He also gets into life on the road, the music industry, gambling stories, his world tour, and why he prefers living with total freedom over staying in one place. Oliver Tree socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/olivertree/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@olivertree YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHcb3FQivl6xCRcHC2zjdkQ 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Chubbies, Ridge, Good Chop, and ShipStation for sponsoring the podcast Chubbies Chubbies is here to keep you comfy and looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code stiff at chubbiesshorts.com/stiff! #chubbiespod Ridge Upgrade your wallet today! Get up to 40% off @Ridge during their Father’s Day Sale when you go to https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS #Ridgepod Good Chop Use code 50SOCKS to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcast ShipStation shipstation.com and get 60 days free with code SOCKS #ad #sponsored
383: MILF'd ft. Mark Normand & Sam Morril (We Might Be Drunk)May 20, 2026 · 1 hr 19 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Mark Normand and Sam Morril from the We Might be Drunk podcast join the pod to talk bombing at nightmare comedy gigs, sports obsession, skate culture, social media ruining entertainment, and insane stories from life on the road. Mark also tells the unbelievable story of losing his virginity to an older woman on Bourbon Street during Y2K, including how nervous he was to even take his boxers off. Thanks to Thanks to: PrizePicks, Shopify, Lumi Gummies, BetterHelp, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast PrizePicks https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSUse code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play Shopify shopify.com/socksStart selling with a $1/month trial Lumi Gummies lumigummies.comGet 30% off with code SOCKS BetterHelp betterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month BlueChew Gold bluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKS #ad #sponsored
Adult Wet DreamsMay 13, 2026 · 1 hr 15 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: GLD, Shopify, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Quince, and Factor for sponsoring the podcast GLD gld.com Get 40% off with code SOCKS Shopify shopify.com/socks Start selling with a $1/month trial Golden Nugget Online Casino goldennuggetcasino.com/promos Use code STIFFSOCKS Quince quince.com/stiffsocks Free shipping + 365-day returns Factor factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off + free daily greens per box with code SOCKS50OFF
We Have ADHD ft. Jessica McCabeMay 6, 2026 · 1 hr 25 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Jessica McCabe is the creator of the massively popular YouTube channel “How to ADHD,” where she breaks down ADHD, executive dysfunction, productivity, and mental health in an approachable and relatable way. She’s also a New York Times bestselling author and one of the internet’s leading voices on understanding how ADHD brains actually work. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Trevor and Michael sit down with Jessica McCabe to unpack ADHD, hyperfocus, procrastination, emotional impulsivity, and why their brains seem to thrive in chaos. What starts as a comedy podcast slowly turns into a real-time self-diagnosis session as they realize way too many ADHD symptoms sound painfully familiar. Thanks to: Shopify, BlueChew, Hims, Cash App, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Shopify shopify.com/socks Start selling with a $1/month trial BlueChew Gold bluechew.com Buy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKS Hims hims.com/socks Get a personalized, affordable plan Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. BetterHelp betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month
DumbMaxxing ft. Terry DubrowApr 29, 2026 · 1 hr 34 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Terry Dubrow is a board-certified plastic surgeon and obesity medicine specialist known for blending aesthetics with overall wellness. A UCLA and Yale–trained surgeon, he gained fame on Botched and co-hosts the Doctor and Mrs. Guinea Pig podcast with his wife, Heather Dubrow. He’s also a bestselling author and co-founder of Consult Beaute and Consult Health. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Dr. Terry Dubrow joins the boys for a wild deep dive into plastic surgery, from BBL horror stories and botched procedures to leeches, myths, and the craziest things he’s seen in the operating room. It spirals into insane ER stories, celebrity surgery breakdowns, and unfiltered takes on looksmaxxing, Ozempic, and the future of body modification. Thanks to: Shopify, Lumi Gummies, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Shopify shopify.com/socks Start selling with a $1/month trial Lumi Gummies lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS Golden Nugget Online Casino goldennuggetcasino.com/promos Use code STIFFSOCKS Chubbies chubbiesshorts.com Get 20% off with code STIFF BetterHelp betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month
Scientists Reveal the Real Male G-SpotApr 22, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BlueChew, PrizePicks, BetterHelp, ShipStation, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast BlueChew Gold bluechew.com Buy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKS PrizePicks prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play BetterHelp betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month ShipStation shipstation.com Try free for 60 days with code SOCKS GLD gld.com Get 40% off with code SOCKS
God Told Me to Call Him Daddy with Pete HolmesApr 15, 2026 · 1 hr 39 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/ stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️Pete Holmes Live: https://peteholmes.com FOLLOW Pete Holmes: Instagram: @peteholmes Twitter/X: @peteholmes YouTube: @PeteHolmes WATCH HIS NEW SPECIAL: Silly Silly Fun Boy – now available on YouTube 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com This episode starts off chaotic with the guys riffing on fashion, celebrities, and random cultural takes. The conversation slowly shifts into surprisingly deep territory, diving into nicotine addiction, free will, spirituality, and the meaning of life capped off with listener submissions and completely off-the-rails riffing. Thanks to: Golden Nugget Online Casino, Good Chop, Quince, Shopify, and Hims for sponsoring the podcast Golden Nugget Online Casino goldennuggetcasino.com/promos Use code STIFFSOCKS Get spins (50/day for 10 days) 21+ • Terms apply Good Chop Use code 50socks to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcast Quince quince.com/stiffsocks Free shipping + 365-day returns Shopify shopify.com/socks Start selling with $1/month trial Hims Visit <a href="ht
BrokeChellaApr 8, 2026 · 1 hr 18 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/ stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Trevor tries to book a last-minute trip to Coachella and spirals when he finds everything from $12,000 trailers to $230,000 mansions. The episode derails into chaotic debates about Chipotle orders, festival culture, and how society allows prices to get this insane. They wrap it up with wild Sock Talk topics ranging from the O.J. Simpson chase to Pringles conspiracies and a kid getting arrested for farting. 0:30 – Coachella planning + last-minute Airbnb booking 9:22 – $360 grass stay (paying to be homeless) 9:40 - AD 19:26 – Dream house browsing + desert living talk 21:17 – “Take out a loan to see Bieber” 21:18 - AD 31:27 – First Chipotle experience 34:17 - AD 36:20 – Portion vs shake debate 45:30 – Quesarito 52:55 – Woman arrested for twerking 59:36 – OJ chase breakdown 01:01:00 - AD 01:11:00 - Sock Talk 01:15:11 - Secret Sock Thanks to: Lumi Gummies, BetterHelp, BlueChew, Factor, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast Lumi Gummies lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS BetterHelp betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month </s
Buzzer Beat...offApr 1, 2026 · 1 hr 20 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys go from debating DUI tests and breathalyzers into absurd ideas like training to beat them, find out about the first documented glory hole and wrap it up with March Madness and one of the most unhinged coach reactions ever. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 01:15 – “Practice DUI tests at a bar” concept 02:30 – Realization: entire pod so far = horrible advice 03:30 – GTA / Saints Row drunk driving discussion 05:00 – Breathalyzer in cars + dating nightmare 15:48 – Cyberattack disables breathalyzers (Maine story) 17:30 – “Safest cyberattack ever” discussion 25:30 – Over-ice espresso debate 29:00 – Airport security flaws / samurai sword idea 34:00 – Flashbang 36:30 – Glory hole 39:20 – Filming strangers / First Amendment guys 50:40 – First documented glory hole 01:04:40 - SOCK TALK UCONN COACH 01:12:00 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to: ShipStation, GLD, Factor, and Golden Nugget Online Casino for sponsoring the podcast ShipStation shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days with code SOCKS GLD gld.com Get 50% off with code SOCKS Factor factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF Golden Nugget Online Casino goldennuggetcasino.com/promos Use code STIFFSOCKS Get 500 spins (50/day for 10 days) after wagering $5 21+ • Terms apply
Mormon Madness: Bachelorette vs. ChairMar 25, 2026 · 1 hr 2 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BetterHelp, PrizePicks, ShipStation, GameTime, and Mint Mobile for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month PrizePicks prizepicks.com Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play ShipStation shipstation.com Use promo code SOCKS GameTime Download the GameTime app Use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase Mint Mobile mintmobile.com/socks Get 50% off unlimited premium wireless Plans start at $15/month
Measuring the Big ArchMar 18, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minThe episode opens with a hilarious story about measuring penis size that quickly turns into a spiral of ego, overthinking, and questionable decisions. The conversation shifts into life when your partner’s away, leaning into “divorced dad” habits and surprisingly thoughtful relationship talk about gifts and love languages. Things get chaotic again with random philosophy, lifestyle observations, and one of the funniest segments—Secret Sock, where they try to name everyday objects and completely fail. The back half dives into weird facts, a wild imp Thanks to Quince, Bluechew, Mack Weldon, AcreGold, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast: Quince quince.com/stiffsocks Free shipping + 365-day returns BlueChew bluechew.com 10% off BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS Mack Weldon mackweldon.com Get 20% off orders $125+ with code SOCKS Acre Gold getacregold.com Subscribe for gold + giveaways (gold bars, exclusive drops) Lumi Gummies / Lumi Labs lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS
SCRUB STEP DADDYMar 10, 2026 · 1 hr 30 minThe boys discuss rumors about the Scrub Daddy founder, a bizarre celebration of life at an Iowa college, and Trevor dealing with a random trespasser. 00:12 Squatty Potty creator arrested 02:24 Imagining a grown man using a Squatty Potty 03:32 Rich CEOs 06:31 Prediction of next CEO scandal (Scrub Daddy) 07:55 - AD 18:47 Neighbor letting dog poop on lawn story 19:21 - AD 27:11 Dog owner etiquette 28:05 Revenge ideas 29:57 - AD 34:15 Cigarette smoke 39:56 Michael Vick 40:09 - AD 42:14 Atlanta Hawks “Magic City Night” 44:02 Famous Magic City lemon pepper wings 46:30 University of Iowa hazing video discussion 52:54 “Die for this frat” 57:28 - AD 59:46 Celebration of Life 01:14:25 - SOCK TALK 01:22:30 - SECRET SOCK
Sketch vs The Internet’s Strangest AddictionsMar 4, 2026 · 1 hr 15 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BlueChew, Shopify, Cash App, and Ultra for sponsoring the podcast BlueChew BlueChew.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS. Shopify shopify.com/socks Start selling today with Shopify’s $1/month trial. Cash App Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Ultra TakeUltra.com Get 15% off with code SOCKS.
Every Nut I Spit Out (ICE CREAM)Feb 25, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minThe boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts. Thanks to: Mint Mobile, ShipStation, GLD, Lumi Gummies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Mint Mobile – https://www.mintmobile.com/socks Ready to stop paying more than you have to? New customers can switch today and get unlimited premium wireless for $15/month for a limited time. Switch now at mintmobile.com/socks That’s mintmobile.com/socks. ShipStation – https://www.shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days with full access and no credit card required. Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKS for 60 days free. That’s shipstation.com, code SOCKS. 60 days to see exactly how much time and money you're saving. GLD – https://www.gld.com Work hard and change the game. New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com. That’s 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com. After purchase, tell them the show sent you — it helps support us. Lumi Gummies – https://www.lumigummies.com Lumi Gummies are available nationwide. Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off your order. That’s L-U-M-I gummies dot com — code SOCKS. BetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/socks. That’s B-E-T-T-E-R H-E-L-P dot com slash SOCKS
Slopes and HoesFeb 18, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 01:36 – Plane story officially begins 09:44 – Missed flight story begins 27:20 – Burnt toast theory 29:32 – Waymo / remote drivers in the Philippines reveal 40:27 – Robot delivery + tipping 46:35 – Winter Olympics 48:27 – Norwegian bronze medal cheating confession story. 57:18 – Award rabbit hole Thanks to: Acre Gold, Good Chop, BlueChew, Shopify, and Quince for sponsoring the podcast Acre Gold – https://www.getacregold.com you can win two 5g Ancient Collection gold bars. Start your subscription and enter today Good Chop – https://www.goodchop.com/podcast Use code 50SOCKS to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcast BlueChew Gold – https://www.bluechew.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS. Shopify – https://www.shopify.com/socks Sign up for your $1/month trial Quince – https://www.quince.com/stiffsocks Go to quince.com/stiffsocks for free shipping and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada too
Pause PatrolFeb 11, 2026 · 1 hr 2 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The guys spiral from a story about an 88-year-old man showing up to a hospital with a World War I bomb shell lodged in his rectum into debates about youth basketball prodigies, getting dunked on by Carmelo, and whether Punxsutawney Phil is a government plant. Then they dive into AI renting humans to run errands, voice-cloning kidnapping scams and anti j.o. propaganda videos Thanks to: BetterHelp, Cash App, Factor, Mack Weldon, and Shopify for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp dot com slash SOCKS. Cash App – Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Factor – https://www.factormeals.com/socks50off Use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off and free breakfast for a year. Mack Weldon</s
R2 Double D2Feb 4, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Golden Nugget Online Casino, PrizePicks, Lumi Gummies, 1-800-Flowers, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast Golden Nugget Online Casino – goldennuggetcasino.com/promos New players get 500 spins on any Huff N’ Puff slot Download the Golden Nugget Online Casino app and sign up with code STIFFSOCKS PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com Lumi Gummies are available nationwide Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% 1-800-Flowers – 1800flowers.com/socks get two dozen roses FREE with the Double Blooms offer BlueChew Gold – bluechew.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS
ChopplegangerJan 28, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 02:34 – “2016 sucked” 2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs 17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits 22:58 – First apartment stories 33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots 50:00 - Choppelgangers 51:00 - Trevor and Fernando Mendoza???? 55:22 – Body cam footage 55:00 – Sock Talk 56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown 59:00 - Creating Jingles 01:04:42 – Secret Sock Thanks to: ShipStation, Mint Mobile, and Ridge for sponsoring the podcast ShipStation – shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days — full access, no credit card required Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKS Mint Mobile – mintmobile.com/socks Quit overspending on wireless Get 50% off Unlimited premium wireless — Ridge Wallet – ridge.com/stiffsocks Upgrade your wallet today Get 10% off with code STIFFSOCKS at ridge.com/stiffsocks #Ridgepod Review FTC ad disclosure rules: ftc.gov/influencers
Barbie on the Spectrum???Jan 20, 2026 · 1 hr 13 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com :20 – Candy bars, Malibu rum, sugar hangovers 3:07 – “Nobody will remember us in 200 years” existential spiral 8:40 – Street performers 16:50 – Teddy Swims joins street singer 21:06 – Autistic Barbie reveal 27:18 – Ken vs Allen 32:20 – Diabetes Barbie 36:48 – Blind Barbie 39:29 – Toy Story 5 villain 46:51 – Missing the best part of a wet dream 49:48 – Sleeping positions 45:30 - Sock Talk 58:30 - Secret Sock Thanks to: 1-800-Flowers, Acre Gold, BetterHelp, BlueChew, and Golden Nugget for sponsoring the podcast 1-800-Flowers – 1800flowers.com/socks Make this Valentine’s Day one she’ll remember Get your Double Blooms offer — buy one dozen, get two dozen roses FREE Acre Gold – getacregold.com win 3 limited-edition gold bars from the Ancient Collection Start your subscription and enter today at getacregold.com That’s getacregold.com BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off at betterhel
365: 2026 - Everything Sucks Now!Jan 14, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare. 00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App 00:01:46 – Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop 00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline 19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever 00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App 00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything 00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public 00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You 01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant 01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion 01:15:40 – Sock Talk 01:16:30 – Secret Sock Thanks to: Factor, Lumi Gummies, Quince, Cash App, and Mack Weldon for sponsoring the podcast Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks free shipping + 365-day returns Cash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve Download Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s) Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC Full terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcast Mack Weldon – mackweldon.com get 20% off your first order of $125 or more with promo code SOCKS
2026 - Everything Sucks Now!Jan 14, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare. 00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App 00:01:46 – Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop 00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline 19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever 00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App 00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything 00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public 00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You 01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant 01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion 01:15:40 – Sock Talk 01:16:30 – Secret Sock Thanks to: Factor, Lumi Gummies, Quince, Cash App, and Mack Weldon for sponsoring the podcast Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks free shipping + 365-day returns Cash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve Download Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s) Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC Full terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcast Mack Weldon – mackweldon.com get 20% off your first order of $125 or more with promo code SOCKS
Brady Going Balls DeepJan 7, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at / stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Shopify, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks You can’t step into a lighter version of yourself without letting go of what’s weighing you down Shopify – shopify.com/socks In 2026, stop waiting and start selling Sign up now for your $1/month trial at shopify.com/socks BlueChew Gold – bluechew.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS
New Year’s Eve Is a Nightmare feat. Matteo LaneDec 31, 2025 · 1 hr 27 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at / stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com New Year’s Eve is supposed to be fun, but Trevor and Michael break down why it’s actually all pressure, fake “open bars,” forced midnight kisses, and wildly unhinged superstitions like eating grapes under tables. Then Matteo Lane joins the chaos to talk confidence, nudist colonies, glow-ups, hair transplants, trauma dumping in public, and coming up in comedy. Follow Matteo Lane: Instagram: @matteolane TikTok: @matteolane X: @matteolane YouTube: Matteo Lane Website / Tour Dates: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com Thanks to Happy Thursday for sponsoring the podcast Happy Thursday – drinkhappythursday.com/socks If you’re feeling thirsty in the new year, have a Happy Thursday Find one near you at drinkhappythursday.com/socks
Santa is Coming and So Are WeDec 24, 2025 · 1 hr 18 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Lumi Gummies, Load Boost, Quince, Superpower, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off your order Load Boost – vb.health/discount/stiffsocks Visit loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks for free shipping + 365-day returns Superpower – superpower.com/gift Give the gift of better health this holiday Go to superpower.com/gift to get a free $49 premium gift box with your gifted membership The only gift that keeps on giving — health, energy, and time together Include in podcast, YT, and social media descriptions GLD – gld.com New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com Review FTC ad disclosure guidelines: ftc.gov/influencers #ad #sponsored
Drake is a Fan... KindaDec 17, 2025 · 1 hr 28 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 00:30 - Get your BINGO Cards Ready! 1:00 - Trevor got reposted by DRAKE 09:52 - Tour Dates & AD 17:00 - Michaels Spotify wrapped sucks 22:19 - AD 25:00 - Drake!!! 31:28 - AD 33:00 - Michael cried while watching a holiday movie 39:00 - Trevor riffin with the hotel staff 43:22 - AD 50:00 - Acts of kindness…or are they? 01:04:00 - SOCK TALK GAMES! 01:07:57 - AD 01:10:05 - Michael and Trevor play Tapple 01:24:00 - BINGO! Thanks to Thanks to: Shopify, PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Lumi Gummies, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast Shopify – shopify.com/socks Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/socks That’s shopify.com/socks PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This December, start a new tradition by taking care of yourself with 10% off Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off BlueChew – bluechew.com Make life easier by getting harder discover your options at bluechew.com
Rage Bait is Rage BaitDec 10, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to Cash App, Acre Gold, Manscaped, Factor and Lucy for sponsoring the podcast Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Full disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcast Use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Acre Gold – getacregold.com Gold is up over 40% in the last year. Subscribe now at getacregold.com and make your money work for you. Manscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at manscaped.com Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed man Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart and save big Use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Lucy – lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order Lucy also offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind
Magic School Bust Ft. Brandon RogersDec 3, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Brandon Rogers joins the boys for absolute chaos. They revisit the trauma of Two Girls One Cup, debate the real plot of the Magic School Bus, relive a claymation video shown in class, and unpack the origin of his “A CHILD” meme. Shrooms, school disasters, bad art, and internet history all in one episode. follow Brandon Instagram: @brandonbored YouTube: Brandon Rogers TikTok: @brandonbored Thanks to: BlueChew, BetterHelp, IndaCloud, Uncommon Goods, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month IndaCloud – indacloud.co use code SOCKS Uncommon Goods – uncommongoods.com/socks Get 15% off your next gift GLD – gld.com Get 50% off your order at gld.com with code SOCKS
Gobble me on ThanksgivingNov 26, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 00:13 - A baby should be able to choose their own name 2:00 - Greta can’t stop biting people 14:00 - Michael is going to have to put GG down 16:00 - Cats cheating on Cats 18:00 - Timothy Chalamet 20:00 - How Trevor and Michael would market their Ping Pong movie 30:00 - Send in a DUNE BUCKET PLEASE 36:00 - Eddie Murphy loves Ridiculousness 47:00 - Goodbye to the Penny 01:00:00 - Learning how to drive 01:08: 14 - AD 01:10:00 - Dicks Bought Chicks 01:13:22 - Sock Talk 01:17:41 - Secret Sock Thanks to: Uncommon Goods, PrizePicks, Lucy, Lumi Gummies, and Quince for sponsoring the podcast Uncommon Goods – Get 15% off your next gift at uncommongoods.com/socks PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play Lucy – lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks Give and get timeless holiday staples with free shipping and 365-day returns #ad #sponsored
Beauty and the YeastNov 19, 2025 · 1 hr 7 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BetterHelp, Quince, BlueChew, IndaCloud, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This month, don’t wait to reach out whether it’s to a friend or a therapist Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks Give and get timeless holiday staples that last Free shipping + 365-day returns at quince.com/stiffsocks BlueChew – bluechew.com Nothing makes you more of a legend than a little BlueChew Discover your options at bluechew.com Promo code: SOCKS IndaCloud – indacloud.co If you’re 21 or older, use code SOCKS at indacloud.co for 40% off + free shipping No panic buys — biggest sale of the year, live all month long That’s indacloud.co, code SOCKS Cash App – Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. #ad #sponsored
You Can Now Crack a ClankerNov 12, 2025 · 1 hr 18 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks ChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: GLD, Manscaped, Acre Gold, BlueChew, and Factor for sponsoring the podcast GLD – gld.com Work hard and change the game. Get 50% off + a free chain at gld.com with code SOCKS Manscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping at manscaped.com with code SOCKS Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed man Acre Gold – getacregold.com BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF #ad #sponsored
Divorce Lawyer Explains if Love is Real ft. James SextonNov 5, 2025 · 1 hr 32 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: PrizePicks, BlueChew, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast PrizePicks – https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS Chubbies – chubbiesshorts.com/stiff Get 20% off at checkout with code STIFF at chubbiesshorts.com/stiff BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks
SICK OF SORAOct 29, 2025 · 1 hr 15 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Michael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged. 1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO 2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA 6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now 16:00 - Michael is reading the worst book ever 21:00 - Have you ever really made love? 40:00 - Michael teaches the art of love making 42:00 - When is the best time to “make love” 49:00 - Funny online dating stories 51:00 - The woman in your car has been ran through 01:02:39 - Trevor went to a Halloween party and was almost attacked 01:03:00 - Costume ideas 01:11:00 - SOCK TALK 01:18:00 - SECRET SOCK 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to True Classic Tees and Lucy for sponsoring the Podcast True Classic Tees– TrueClassic.com/[SOCKS] Lucy - Lucy.co/STIFF and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order #ad #sponsored
Getter Almost Joined a Biker Gang...Oct 22, 2025 · 1 hr 26 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Getter on Instagram, Youtube and Tik Tok @getter 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 1:50 - Getters take on Radio Music 5:00 - Real Bros of Simi Valley Premiere 8:30 - Nasty things in hotel rooms 15:00 - People who go to the Apple Genius Bar 18:00 - Getter performed at Trevors School 23:45 - Getter smoking them CHEWYS BOI 29:45 - Suh Dude Era and women 34:00 - Getter is sober (kinda) 37:00 - Why is there so many women in the studio 40:00 - Getter be sampling sneezes 01:03:00 - Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider Scene (You know the one) 01:16:00 - SOCK TALK 01:17:00 - SOCK TALK Favorite S*x Positions 01:23:00 - Bonus Material!!! CRAZY Stories Getter almost forgot to tell us Thanks to Acre Gold, IndaCloud, Shopify, BlueChew, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Acre Gold – getacregold.com and subscribe now. IndaCloud – inda.shop/SOCKS If you’re 21 or older, get 30% off + free shipping on your first order with code SOCKS #indacloudpod Shopify – shopify.com/socks Start your business with Shopify for just $1/month BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS — BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored
Matt McCusker’s Betrayal ListOct 15, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Comedian Matt McCusker joins the boys for an unfiltered Patreon hang full of chaos, mushrooms, and Kanye’s “betrayal list.” Check out Matt McCusker’s new Netflix special A Humble Offering Instagram: @mccuskermatthewj X: @mattwritesbooks Official Website: mattmccusker.com 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:30 - Matt McCusker on the News 3:00 - Matt on stage 5:40 - Ye’s Betrayal List 15:00 - Matts Shroom experiences 21:00 - Ye’s got beef with which PATRICK STAR? 28:00 - Farming Comments 30:00 - Pulling Pranks as kids 41:00 - Discussing which jobs AI should take 51:00 - Spicy Margs 58:00 - Ontario Improv 01:07:00 - SOCK TALK 01:12:00 - Anonymous Confession Thanks to Manscaped, Cash App, Factor, Lumi Gummies, an Prize Picks Manscaped – manscaped.com Get The Handyman, the Rocketman, and 15% off your entire order with code SOCKS at manscaped.com Cash App – cash.app code CASHAPP10 New customers can earn $10 with code CASHAPP10 Use it in your profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days Terms apply. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF Only valid for new customers with a qualifying auto-renewing subscription Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com Code SOCKS for 30% off your order PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play. #ad #sponsored
The Unknown Side of Zach JusticeOct 8, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at / stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Zach Justice joins the boys for a wild one. From getting farted on by Dwight Howard to literally giving away $300k on a Netflix show. The guys dive into dating app horror stories, American Idol sob stories, breast milk nutrition and Zach admits to stealing toilet paper from Subway. Follow Zach Justice: Youtube - @Thezachjustice Tik Tok - @zacjustice IG - @zacjustice 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:30 - Trevor bailed on Zac Justice 4:00 - How Trevor and Zac first met 5:00 - Zac bought what on TikTok shop? 9:19 - DATES & Quince Ad 12:00 - Zac use to go to subway for toilet paper 13:00 - Zac is in the number one show on Netflix…in the UK 15:00 - Trevor did bad stuff in college 20:25 - Zac doing open mics 21:18 - Better Help Ad 25:00 - Zac’s old videos 28:00 - Online Dating 33:12 - Shipstation Ad 34:00 - Getting back on Breast Milk 42:00 - Spoiler
Beach BackshotsOct 1, 2025 · 1 hr 27 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:42 - Michaels take on Boy Scouts 1:00 - Trevor tried a JOI 3:50 - Signature P*rnstar gear 6:30 - Trevor went rock climbing 9:00 - Michael wants to cut out B*ckshots 15:00 - Michael gets mad at GIGI 17:00 - Charlie Sheen Doc 24:00 - Bert & Ernie Conspiracy 30:00 - Funny Bank Robberies 40:00 - Trevor got high 44:00 - Michael went to the beach 46:34 - Trevor had a funny beach experience 01:26:30 - SOCK TALK/SECRET SOCK Thanks to: Lucy and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast Lucy – lucy.co/stiff Level up your nicotine routine. Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lucy offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply
Bert Kreischer's Biggest SecretSep 24, 2025 · 1 hr 18 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act. Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more. Follow him on social: Instagram: @bertkreischer X: @bertkreischer TikTok: @bertkreischer YouTube: Bert Kreischer Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio. 5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner 14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you? 17:00 - Writing Jokes 26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person 29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break 37:00 - Radio is not dead 41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage 44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT 48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story 54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses 01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged 01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes 01:16:00 - Sock Talk 01:22:00 - Secret Sock Thanks to: IndaCloud, Factor, PrizePicks, and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast IndaCloud – indacloud.co Get 25% off your first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at indacloud.co Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart with 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Use code SOCKS50OFF at factormeals.com/socks50off PrizePic
Start Drilling in Your Butt Twin (WE GOT A NEW STUDIO)Sep 17, 2025 · 1 hr 16 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks New studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL 0:40 - NEW STUDIO! 3:00 - New College Football Player Names 10:03 Tour Dates & BETTER HELP AD 19:00 - New iPhone! 23:44 GOOGLE GEMINI AD 25:00 - The future of cell phones 29:00 - Recalls 30:00 - Easy Bake Ovens 35:11 BLUE CHEW AD 36:00 - Bean Bags 41:00 - Playing with Water Wigglers 47:16:03 - AD 50:00 - Sleepover Conversations 01:06:01 - SOCK TALK - New Slang 01:13:40 - SECRET SOCK - Screwed or Drilled 01:21:00 - Squint your eyes at this photo! Thanks to: BetterHelp, Google Gemini, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini 2.5 Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6 Includes unlimited image uploads, deep research, Notebook LM, and 2TB storage BlueChew – bluechew.com code SOCKS Discover your options at bluechew.com Use code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shipping Give her group chat something to talk about
DAX Gets FLAME’dSep 10, 2025 · 1 hr 23 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Internet cult icon Dax Flame joins the guys for a deep dive into stand-up struggles, bad dates, and his journey from Project X and 21 Jump Street to comedy. From being roasted by friends to awkward podcast appearances and even landing a MrBeast cameo, Dax brings his unfiltered honesty while Trevor and Michael help him turn life’s weirdest moments into actual punchlines. Follow Dax Fame Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedaxflame Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/DaxFlame https://www.instagram.com/daxflame/ 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/11 - Brea Ca 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Thanks to: Google Gemini, ShipStation, BlueChew, HelloFresh, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini Pro free for 1 year. Sign up by October 6 for Gemini 2.5 Pro, image uploads, Notebook LM, and more. ShipStation: Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Must be read verbatim. BlueChew: Discover your options at BlueChew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS just pay $5 for shipping. HelloFresh: Go to hellofresh.com/socks10fm and get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life. Lumi Gummies - Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off. #ad #sponsored
HELP! Stranded in AfricaSep 3, 2025 · 1 hr 17 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The Boys are back from vacation! Trevor is back from a wild safari in Africa where his dad got trapped in a bathroom, rode hot air balloons, and watched a literal rite-of-passage circumcision march. Michael is back from the Outer Banks family trip filled with deer sightings, pickleball addictions, and zero alone time. They also break down Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, freaky blondes vs. smart brunettes, and why toe rings might be the new nipple rings. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL 00:36 - Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are ENGAGED! 06:00 - No wifi on a flight to Africa 07:00 - Trevor saw men walking to a circumcision ceremony AD - 10:07 18:00 - Michael went to the Outer Banks 25:00 - The importance of family time AD - 30:36 34:00 - Going on safaris in Africa AD - 41:10 43:00 - Hot Air Balloons in Africa AD - 52:36 56:00 - Something funny but sad happened to Trevors dad “HELP!!!” AD - 1:12:09 01:12:44 - Michael is going to retire 01:18:26 - SOCK TALK 01:20:32 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to Betterhelp, Google Gemini, PrizePicks and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast. BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socks Find the one, with BetterHelp. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6. Includes Gemini 2.5 Pro, 2TB storage, Notebook LM, and more. PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelin
Dave Blunts vs EveryoneAug 27, 2025 · 1 hr 28 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Trevor and Michael kick things off with wild riffs about exes, haunted closets, and turning breakups into “rebrands.” They dive into the death of malls, why zebra gum lasts shorter than bad sex, and the misery of birthday songs in restaurants. Then rapper Dave Blunts joins the pod to talk about his come-up, working with Kanye, writing outrageous bars, rap beefs with 50 Cent, ghost stories, crowd surfing prep, and why his vice principal might be his lifelong nemesis. Listen to Dave Blunts: https://dave-blunts.ffm.to/talkingtothesun Follow him on IG at https://www.instagram.com/iluvyoudaveblunts/?hl=en 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Thanks to: PrizePicks, Happy Thursday, and Lucy PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. That’s code SOCKS for $50 in lineups once you’ve played your first $5. PrizePicks — Run Your Game. Happy Thursday – DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks Weekend vibes all summer long. If you’re feeling thirsty, have a Happy Thursday. Find one near you at DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks Lucy – Lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine. Go to Lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lucy offers a 30-day refund policy if you change
McMeth NuggetsAug 20, 2025 · 1 hr 24 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL 0:20 - FIX MOBILE DEPOSIT 1:00 - Trevor doesn’t want T Mobile (Not an AD) 1:30 - Small iPhone Problems 6:00 - Mcdonalds ingredients 8:00 - What’s the difference between a Jar and a can? 10:52 - AD 14:40 - Motivational and De-motivational videos 18:40 - Trevors got a hot take about avocados 23:50 - Trevor has an embarrassing story about poop and a spoon 25:10 - AD 36:00 - The population in Japan is decreasing (people are having with robots instead of people) 37:49 - AD 45:00 - Michaels doctor is way too chill 50:15 - AD 51:39 - Michael can’t smoke in his house 52:00 - Michael celebrated his birthday 58:40 - How to properly apply cologne 01:05:07 - AD AUDIOBOOM 01:05:20 - Learning how to tie a tie 01:08:47 - SOCK TALK 01:15:00 - SOCK TALK 2 01:19:00 - How Michael drys off his back 01:28:00 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to Better Help, BlueChew, Shopify and Prize Picks BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socks BlueChew – BlueChew.com Discover your options at BlueChew.com Shopify – Shopify.com/socks Turn your big business idea into sales. Start your $1/month trial today at Shopify.com/socks PrizePicks – PrizePicks.com Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 lineup at PrizePicks.com #ad #sponsored
Worst Movies Ever!Aug 13, 2025 · 1 hr 33 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 1:00 - First 48 Trevor is wanted for murder 4:00 - Happy Gilmore 2 and Movies Michael and Trevor want to VO for. 6:30 - CART NARCS 8:30 - Women shooting ping pong balls out of where? 14:00 - Presidential test and other PE activities kids no longer do 20:00 - Having crushes in middle school 29:50 - Lets talk about Pirates and Mobsters 30:00 - AIR BUD IS COMING BACK 41:00 - Review of Happy Gilmore 2 45:00 - Is the new WAR OF THE WORLDS the worst movie ever made? 56:40 - Trevor is doing what with his body when he dies? 01: 04:21 - Mandela Effect test 01:13:05 - Michael will never take an L when it comes to parking 01:21:09 - Prince Albert 01:31:05 - SOCK TALK 01:33:00 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to Factor, Quince, IndaCloud, and ShipStation for sponsoring the podcast. Factor – FactorMeals.com/socks50off Eat smart with 50% off + FREE shipping on your first box. Quince – Quince.com/stiffsocks Get free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocks IndaCloud – IndaCloud.co Float above the stress with 25% off + free shipping on your first order. Use code SOCKS at IndaCloud.co ShipStation – ShipStation.com Go to ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for a FREE trial #ad #sponsored
Blowhole BangersAug 6, 2025 · 1 hr 23 min‼️MERCH OUT NOW on stiffsocksshop.com‼️ Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/23 – Buffalo, NY (Low Tickets) 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Trevor and Michael go off the rails in this chaotic banger of an episode. Trevor nearly boils himself alive in a bathtub to shoot a promo, Michael recalls getting head in a library study room, and somehow we end up deep-diving SeaWorld’s rap concerts. Plus the guys debate dating app cringe, cheese smuggling at In-N-Out, ramen addiction, and whether you should invoice your future kids for being born. Oh, and there’s a woman on TikTok who queefs on command. Enjoy. O:25 Car chargers and Natural selection 1:00 Trevor burned his legs filming a promo 5:00 Talking Federal Law and the End of Las Vegas 7:50 Getting head in a library 14:30 Michael was almost in Star Wars 20:00 Concerts at Sea World 25:00 Ben Baller goes to the movies 28:00 Have a baby or get a Lambo? 35:00 Taking dates to the shows 38:00 Dating is hard 45:00 Online dating 59:00 Talking with the Canva King 01:05:00 WIZZQUEIFA 01:10:00 Cheap dates 01:15:00 Eating Ramen in college 01:24:00 Sock Talk 01:24:00 Secret Sock Thanks to: BlueChew, Happy Thursday, HelloFresh, and BetterHelp BlueChew – BlueChew.com Discover your options at BlueChew.com! Happy Thursday – DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you, visit DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks HelloFresh –
Tea App is Ruining RelationshipsJul 30, 2025 · 1 hr 35 minSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 Montreal, QC: Sep 6, 2025 Brea, CA: Sep 11 - 13, 2025 Charleston, SC: Sep 24, 2025 Durham, NC: Sep 25, 2025 Portsmouth, VA: Sep 26, 2025 Oklahoma City, OK: Sep 27, 2025 (low tickets) Des Moines, IA: Oct 9, 2025 Lincoln, NE: Oct 10, 2025 Kansas City, MO: Oct 11, 2025 Buffalo, NY: Oct 23, 2025 (low tickets) Grand Rapids, MI: Oct 24, 2025 Detroit, MI: Oct 25, 2025 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com ‼️New Tour Coming‼️ Thanks to Cornbread Hemp for Sponsoring the podcast Cornbread Hemp - Save 20% on your first order and free shipping over $75 when you head to https://cornbreadhemp.com/socks and use code SOCKS at checkout

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