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Fashionably PettyMar 27, 2026 · 7 minSend us Fan Mail Jamie refuses to let someone pass because they tried to Jamie's dad is not allowed to drive a Tesla Ian's a terrible driver and makes people sick Gen Z and Boomers equally do not know how to use a computer Jamie discusses Lily Allen's receipt dress on her new tour in the wake of her ex cheating on her Jamie wants to be old-timey cat called Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast- Is Petty a Kink?Mar 22, 2026 · 7 minSend us Fan Mail Warning: this is a very Jamie-heavy episode Ian loves tall women and also most things Jamie is confused by d*ck piercings Personal Petty: Jamie does not like being told what to do if she already knows what to do Ian finds Jamie boring and yawns in her face Pop Petty: A movie lover's ex ruins his Music Box experience, but he respects her move Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast...
- Dish, GirlMar 14, 2026 · 12 minSend a text Ian and Jamie talk about dating...or not dating, gaslighting, and the ick Jamie's mom puts shoes out of reach when they are not properly stored in the house Jamie tries to explain reality TV to Ian who refuses to actively listen Also, Pretty Little Liars and Love Island Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibiMar 6, 2026 · 11 minSend a text Season 4 features Jamie's good friend and silly boy Ian Michael! Ian gets called ugly by a "friend," but also truly cannot tell a linear story...so good luck Jamie recounts Traitors US drama, including accurately guessing who won and why Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Gerrymandering PettinessNov 17, 2025 · 10 minSend a text For the final episode of Season 3 feat. Seth Lawrence, Jamie forgot how to frame and light herself. In this episode, we discuss: Quirky vs. mentally ill Why Jamie shouldn't riff during teaching The rivalry between two open mic spaces (and their hosts) in Los Angeles Jamie's students don't know how to form a straight line The pettiness of Prop 50 in CA Who should be President and why Jamie accidentally teases a story she realizes she should tell next season&...
- Inside BaseballNov 10, 2025 · 11 minSend a text Jamie and Seth discuss aggression and whether or not Jamie is aggressive Jamie shares why she refuses to call her BFF by a new name Seth gives the scoop on LA comedy petty drama; hint: it's all about Slotted Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Don't Drive Drunk, Don't Shop HungryNov 3, 2025 · 10 minSend a text Jamie learns Seth's secret to getting tan Seth HATES Apple products Is there a downside to petty? Seth speeds because he's impatient, but when his wife asked him to slow down, he did but ONLY because she was nagging him and he wanted to make a point... ...so Seth is giving his wife what she wants but for the wrong reasons Jamie and Seth discuss whatever accent makes people pronounce "i" as "e" and "ing" as "een" Seth breaks the news that Mormon housewife Taylor Frankie...
- Natural ConsequencesOct 27, 2025 · 7 minSend a text Season 3 Episode 9 Seth owes Jamie banana chocolate chip pancakes Jamie felt attacked when a woman asked her if she "writes stuff down" and Seth believes it was because Jamie was jealous of her Jamie's friend Amy believes Florida has it coming Jamie is implementing logical consequences in her second grade classroom Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Riled UpOct 10, 2025 · 12 minSend a text *The mics didn't record at all and Jamie's video is wispy for some reason* Seth tries to get Jamie worked up (it isn't difficult) Seth quit piano and took up alto sax to spite his dad, but is now married to someone who hates the alto sax Jamie is getting bullied on her TikTok, but you can't hurt her because her dad has been preparing her for your judgment her whole life A man bought the house next to his ex and built a middle finger statue that faces her window - this raises...
- Season 2 RecapSep 27, 2025 · 16 minSend a text Seth and Jamie couldn't record this week, so please enjoy some fun snippets from Season 2! Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- 2.3 Billion Dollars of RevengeSep 19, 2025 · 10 minSend a text Jamie and Seth ponder the fallacy of formal, traditional education (even though she teaches second grade) What careers will still exist in 5 years? Why aren't there Mormon elementary schools? The fact that bimonthly means both twice a month and every other month is outrageous Seth's wife hates group chats and will purposely destroy them Circumcised or uncircumcised? CEO of IHOP gets back at Applebee's CEO for refusing to promote her - we love a woman who uses her power to ge...
- Rural LegendsSep 12, 2025 · 15 minSend a text Seth explains the difference between side bar and side note Seth thinks Sixt rental company is petty - not scammy - after his trip to Denmark Jamie and Seth do not believe in speeding ticket cameras - if you want to give them a ticket, catch them The speed-by-lane on a multi-lane road is a gradient Jamie shares urban legend from her time growing up in LA Seth ponders the existence of "rural legends" Trump fired Dr. McEntarfer of the Bureau of Labor Statistics bec...
- Angels Getting Their WingsSep 5, 2025 · 11 minSend a text Seth remains problematic Jamie's friend from college worked as a server and used to lick the spoons of rude diners...which means Jamie was right all along about the behavior of waitstaff behind the scenes Jamie once hurt the feelings of a server at The Daily Grill, but it was AN ACCIDENT...which means Jamie should not have been trying to flirt Everybody should have to work in the service industry for a year before college Jamie's friend from work doesn't feel bad for F...
- There's Always Time To Be PettyAug 29, 2025 · 9 minSend a text Jamie's can't swallow pills Seth's house is in his name even though his wife makes the money because patriarchy Jamie almost had a baby with her ex who cheated on her and he was digging his heels in about the baby having his last name. Fair or unfair? Seth gets petty with a mailman. Was this mailman just trying to do his job or was he being lazy? Violins are sensitive Do mailmen get blamed for lost mail? Or the post office in general? Vermont man gets rejected fo...
- Fight MeAug 24, 2025 · 15 minSend a text Jamie can't stop talking about IVF Seth's kids have a bleeding disorder Seth explains the benefits of Dad Bods Jamie and her best friend's relationship is built on pettiness and a need to prove the other wrong Jamie went to a strip club with friends and it's not for her Seth takes it back for Pop Petty by walking us through the feud between Ja Rule and 50 Cent - special shoutout to Groupon's involvement Turns out 50 Cent has beef with lots of people Email...
- We Don't Deserve AnimalsAug 15, 2025 · 12 minSend a text Jamie is a drunk girl trying to be flirty Jamie refuses to tell people she’s fine Seth’s daughter does not share and he questions where the parenting happens The octopus is petty so don’t f* with them Seth is intimidated by how smart the octopus is Jamie and Seth are afraid of the sea Dolphins and sea lions save people’s lives in the wild Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- If I Could Turn Back TimeAug 9, 2025 · 13 minSend a text Starting off season 3 with Seth trying to rush through the episode - clearly since he showed up in basketball shorts and flip flops Jamie and Seth discuss Paul Rudd (Sexiest Man Alive) and the science of attraction Jamie explains Jewish Geography Jamie let her friend’s puppy eat his slippers Seth’s only pop culture knowledge is political and his favorite current happening is the Tr*mp/El*n feud Jamie and Seth discuss The America Party Email us your petty stories a...
- Judging People, RighteouslyJul 18, 2025 · 11 minSend a text Last episode of Season 2! Seth mansplains mascots to Jamie Seth demands to be asked, "What does petty mean to you?" Seth's family friend has trouble with their son Getting a Tesla towed is petty and correct Seth queries Jamie about how reality TV heroes vs villains Jamie loves reality TV Seth stands up for Mormons Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Petty for GoodJul 11, 2025 · 9 minSend a text Does pettiness make the world go round? Let us know your thoughts! Jamie's afraid of nutcrackers and her BFF bullies her Seth has issues with actors who do standup Seth has a Dry Bar special People can be petty for good - MacKenzie Scott is proof of that Is the Cold War petty? Or just competitive? Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- O CanadaJul 5, 2025 · 9 minSend a text Seth Lawrence is filling in for Joey to finish out Season 2 Seth thinks Jamie is a genius based on her TV choices Jamie loves hipsters, but they don't love her Seth is still figuring out his petty; he thinks using solar panels is a personal punishment to utility companies Seth explains that Tr*mp wanting to annex Canada is revenge for losing the last election Jamie considers moving to another country Jamie and Seth discuss IVF Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomeca...
- What are you, The Flash?Jun 27, 2025 · 7 minSend a text Special guest: Seth Lawrence More about driving behavior - Seth will honk at you even with his daughter in the car Are tariffs petty? Joey's crowdwork is mean, but we love it Joey wants us to watch his new movie trailer Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Spoken AgreementsJun 20, 2025 · 11 minSend a text Jamie's on a Rumpsringa Active foods are good for anxiety Joey is a cat daddy Joey explains sports drama to Jamie: Luka Dončić got traded from Dallas Mavericks to the Lakers Jamie understands sports Jamie still loves Magic Mike Live *this episode has audio and video issues - we're sorry Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Caffeine is a DrugJun 13, 2025 · 13 minSend a text Joey and Jamie are over-caffeinated Joey loves monogamy Joey used to tweet about J*sus and Disney didn't like it Joey reveals some Marvel/DC drama Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Effort is CringeMay 6, 2025 · 15 minSend a text Joey and Jamie discuss the pain of filming social videos more than once Joey is a man-child who can't be serious on Venmo / Jamie stalks exes on Venmo Joey did a nice thing (bought an unhoused man food) for the wrong reasons (to spite a manager there that he hated at that restaurant) and it backfired Jamie's dad annoys her Someone took out a personal ad in the newspaper to make sure some driver on the road saw when they flipped them the bird Jamie and Joey discuss the ...
- Short KingsApr 18, 2025 · 11 minSend a text This might be Jamie's favorite episode, at least top 3 Joey can't be normal Joey and Jamie argue over the validity of the phrase "short king" (Jamie is right) Jamie warned her male boss about a bad pitch and got ignored Jamie shares a story about a man who wanted his boat to be seen from the street Joey works two hours a day and then needs a vacation *Every time Joey does a voice, take your meds* Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @ta...
- One Man's TrashApr 11, 2025 · 14 minSend a text Jamie and Joey try to mind meld and realize they shouldn't be friends at all Joey tries to sell an entertainment center (he kinda ruined) on Facebook marketplace even though he's worried about getting murdered and ended up fighting with an older woman in a Toyota Tacoma Joey spends too much money on DoorDash Jamie loved how petty Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl Halftime show was Joey and Jamie posit what Drake can do now Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gm...
- DJ Play That SongApr 4, 2025 · 11 minSend a text Joey and Jamie welcome special guest Julia Stone! Julia explains what petty is to her: "everyday justice" Julia gives her ex-boyfriend's sister the silent treatment // Julia stayed in a bad relationship to spite the ex's sister Joey feels cursed by his EQ and admits to thinking he's a genius* Julia discusses Kelly Rowland and the radio host and The Bikini photos *update: he's not Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpetty...
- Hot Drinks That Make You ExcitedMar 28, 2025 · 13 minSend a text Joey breaks down Mormon heaven and hell Jamie and Joey break down Merriam-Webster Joey's ex filed a claim against his defunct car insurance (for an accident that was 100% her fault) Jamie and Joey discuss their finances (it's not good) Joey explains the Hawk Tuah meme coin Joey is going to take Jamie dancing on Molly Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Friend BreakupMar 21, 2025 · 15 minSend a text Season 2 is upon us with new cohost JOEY BRAGG! Joey thinks he unlocked a conspiracy Joey went through a friend breakup Joey explains the Alan Moore curse Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- "The Swift Effect"Feb 1, 2025 · 12 minSend a text This is the final episode of Season 1! We talk about pettiness on the road (again) Katie would use lottery winnings to buy a sensible mid-tier car Jamie thinks she almost got murdered trying to get gas Maggie Rogers "So Sick of Dreaming" Jamie & Katie are worried about getting attacked by Swifties and cat people Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Justice WarriorsJan 24, 2025 · 11 minSend a text Jamie talks about another boy Katie & Jamie are bad at dating Editor Max defends baseball Katie and Max are cancelled for coming for Michigan (GO BLUE) Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Season Break Recorder RecitalJan 17, 2025 · 1 minSend a text The fires in LA have really thrown us for a loop, so please enjoy this mashup of Katie playing the recorder. We'll be back with episode 10 next week! Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Have You Tried Restarting It?Jan 10, 2025 · 9 minSend a text Katie refuses to send you her email address more than once IT people are condescending Antisemitic woman gets carried away while throwing a hissy fit Katie skipped hearing Obama speak to attend a frat party with her crush Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Boys, Boys, BoysJan 3, 2025 · 11 minSend a text *We both still love Ryan Merriman* Katie & Jamie talk about Tesla...again Wikipedia can also be used for revenge Put your exes in Sims jail Katie hates when theater actors kiss Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Vows of PettinessDec 27, 2024 · 9 minSend a text Katie's period gives her bone pain Jamie pushes Ozempic Aunt Kimberly uses her wedding day to make a point A musician takes on United Airlines Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- To Like Or Not To LikeDec 20, 2024 · 8 minSend a text This episode was completely chaotic: Katie won't "like" your video if it's already doing well Katie believes we don't need to compete with each other because there are enough seats at the "comedy table" We review misused phrases/song lyrics Katie can't tell white men apart We discuss the the pettiness of texting during dating Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Concentric CirclesDec 13, 2024 · 9 minSend a text Jamie and Katie discuss competitiveness vs pettiness in games and school Katie shares a story about the Mamas & the Papas We try to figure out how to make Gen Z hearts with our hands Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- What's in a Name?Dec 6, 2024 · 11 minSend a text Katie thinks she can play Celine on the recorder Katie refuses to type extra vowels in mean girls' names We discuss one man's petty Valentine's plans Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Tragedy + Time = RevengeNov 29, 2024 · 6 minSend a text Jamie reveals what drove her to do standup Katie details how a White House tour guide shamed a Bachelor contestant #spreadpettiness Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Drive Me CrazyNov 22, 2024 · 10 minSend a text Katie gets cut off by a Tesla and we discuss all driving-related annoyances. Jamie continues to discuss Scandoval. Katie refuses to see one of her favorite Broadway shows because Ariana got handed a lead role. Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- "Cyberbullying"Nov 15, 2024 · 11 minSend a text In this pilot episode, Katie and Jamie discuss what it means to be petty, Jamie shares a story about getting even at work, and the girls discuss a now (outdated) moment from Vanderpump Rules that involves a p*nis flute. Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Talk Petty To Me Trailer 2Nov 13, 2024 · 1 minSend a text Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
- Talk Petty To Me Trailer 1Nov 11, 2024 · 1 minSend a text Sneak Preview Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast
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