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Crazy Anti-Ice Protests in Newark, NJ | 05-31-26Jun 3, 2026 · 16 minAnthony Cumia criticizes the civil unrest at the Delaney Hall ICE facility in Newark, characterizing the demonstrations as violent riots rather than peaceful protests. He argues that the Biden administration’s unrestricted border policies have created a national crisis that federal agents are now struggling to contain despite interference from local leadership. A central theme of the segment is the alleged political hypocrisy of New Jersey officials, specifically Governor Mikie Sherrill, whom Cumia accuses of blaming law enforcement for inciting the very violence they are tasked with suppressing.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices- June Is Pride Month Folks | 05-31-26Jun 2, 2026 · 13 minAnthony Cumia discusses the upcoming arrival of Gay Pride Month, questioning why public displays from corporations and social media seem less prevalent than in previous years. Throughout the segment, he scrutinizes the historical origins of the Stonewall riots while expressing deep skepticism toward the idea that the movement is still fighting for legal equality. The core of his critique focuses on the involvement of children in Pride festivities, specifically targeting family-friendly events, diverse reading lists for toddlers, and the graphic nature of public parades.
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- The Anthony Cumia Show | 05-31-26Jun 1, 2026 · 2 hr 30 minAnthony Cumia gives you all the rundown on the news of the week with a humorous twist.
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- Anthony Cumia Talks About the Most Popular Movies for Memorial Day | 05-24-26May 29, 2026 · 10 minAnthony Cumia presents a curated countdown of the top ten war movies typically viewed during the Memorial Day holiday. While he shares personal anecdotes about meeting figures like Chris Kyle and critiques specific acting performances, his primary purpose is to satirize traditional radio tropes, such as "hacky" bits and staged call-in segments. The discussion highlights the evolution of cinema, contrasting the stylized, older depictions of combat with the graphic realism found in modern masterpieces like Saving Private Ryan.
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- Anthony Cumia Discusses Military History | 05-24-26May 28, 2026 · 8 minAnthony Cumia talks military history and cinematic portrayals of war to observe Memorial Day. Their conversation transitions from discussing the 1988 film Bat 21 and its depiction of a downed airman to exploring the miraculous evolution of technology, specifically modern biological tracking methods like heartbeat detection. The host reflects on the profound generational shift in machinery, contrasting the outdated equipment of early World War II with the digital marvels of 2026.
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- Liberals Are Not Funny at All | 05-24-26May 27, 2026 · 20 minAnthony Cumia criticizes progressive urban policies, specifically targeting the violence interrupter programs in cities like New York and Chicago. He argues that employing former gang members to mediate street conflict is a fantasy-based approach that fails in reality, citing a specific instance where a taxpayer-funded worker allegedly committed a violent assault. Cumia contrasts these "woke" initiatives with a demand for strict law enforcement, advocating for a return to controversial tactics like stop-and-frisk and aggressive policing to maintain order.
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- The Anthony Cumia Show | 05-24-26May 25, 2026 · 2 hr 33 minFor Memorial Day, Anthony Cumia details some of the best movies for the holiday, answers callers, goes after the woke left and more.
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- NYC Library Investment Sparks Discussion About Technology and Public Spending | 05-17-26May 22, 2026 · 7 minAnthony Cumia questioning New York City’s proposal to invest nearly $32 million in permanent funding for public libraries, arguing that smartphones and artificial intelligence have made traditional library services less essential.
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- Outrage Over Anti-Immigration and Cultural Purity Remarks | 05-17-26May 20, 2026 · 4 minAnthony Cumia discusses the removal of certain immigrant groups from the United States in order to preserve what he described as the country’s traditional cultural identity.
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- Viral Confrontation Ends in Gunfire, Raising Questions Over Free Speech Limits | 05-17-26May 19, 2026 · 10 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Anthony Cumia Show | 05-17-26May 18, 2026 · 2 hr 38 minThis episode of The Anthony Cumia Show tackles union corruption and the chaos surrounding a Long Island Railroad strike before diving into the explosive case of online provocateur “Chud the Builder,” who now faces charges after a racially charged shooting. Cumia breaks down the legal pitfalls of self-defense cases, warns against talking to police without a lawyer, and questions the danger of emotionally driven juries. The show also takes aim at New York’s fiscal mismanagement, congestion pricing, rising crime, and the decline of public libraries, arguing they’ve strayed far from their original purpose. The episode closes with a sharp critique of failing classroom discipline and soft-on-crime sentencing policies.
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- Anthony Cumia and Jim Norton on the Unspoken Rules of Comedy Clubs | 05-10-26May 15, 2026 · 14 minAnthony Cumia and Jim Norton discuss the logistical frustrations and social dynamics of the professional comedy world. The conversation transitions from a humorous critique of their own inability to manage business expenses and contract reimbursements to a nostalgic reflection on classic radio gags versus modern broadcasting standards. A significant portion of the exchange focuses on the art of performance, as they analyze acting techniques and recount the witty, often biting, verbal sparring that defines their inner circle of comedians.
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- Anthony Cumia and Jim Norton: Flat Earthers Are Seeking a Sense of Unearned Importance | 05-10-26May 14, 2026 · 8 minCumia and Norton engage with a caller who celebrates their legacy of gallows humor, specifically recalling a controversial joke regarding a celebrity’s miscarriage to highlight the show's unapologetic commitment to offensive comedy. The conversation shifts into a passionate critique of modern conspiracy theories, where the hosts dismiss believers of the flat earth and fake moon landings as individuals seeking a sense of unearned importance. By applying scientific logic and practical reasoning, they argue that the sheer scale of cooperation required to maintain such hoaxes makes these theories impossible.
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- Anthony Cumia and Jim Norton Reflect on Their Long Careers in the Industry | 05-10-26May 13, 2026 · 19 minAnthony Cumia and guest Jim Norton engage in a candid dialogue that blends personal anecdotes with cultural commentary. The conversation shifts from Cumia’s navigation of modern technology and social media as a "Gen X" user to nostalgic reflections on the brutal, politically incorrect humor that defined their earlier radio careers. Listeners call in to reminisce about the duo’s prescient political takes and sharp-tongued comedy, sparking a debate on the ethics of assisted suicide pods and the complexities of human aging. The exchange culminates in a raw exploration of monogamy and marriage, where the two comedians humorously compare long-term relationships to terminal illnesses and share stories of past infidelity and the perils of digital privacy.
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- Anthony Cumia and Jim Norton: Corporate Greed Has Sanitized Las Vegas | 05-10-26May 11, 2026 · 14 minAnthony Cumia welcomes comedian Jim Norton to discuss their long-standing creative partnership and the evolving landscape of modern entertainment and vice. The conversation transitions from lighthearted banter about their shared history on the Opie and Anthony show to a cynical critique of Las Vegas and Atlantic City, where they argue that corporate greed and mobile apps have sanitized the gritty, communal atmosphere of traditional gambling. Central to their dialogue is the nature of addictive personalities, as Norton reflects on his early sobriety and how compulsive behaviors often shift from substances to other outlets.
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- The Anthony Cumia Show | 05-10-26May 11, 2026 · 2 hr 37 minOn today's episode, Anthony Cumia reunites with his longtime collaborator, comedian Jim Norton, as they engage in a sprawling, irreverent conversation characteristic of their shock jock roots. The dialogue serves as a nostalgic look at their shared professional history, particularly their work on the Opie and Anthony show, while pivoting into modern observations on travel, aging, and the changing landscape of cities like New York and Las Vegas. A major portion of the exchange focuses on Norton’s recent international tour with Louis CK, contrasting global cultural norms with the dark, gallows humor and cynical outlook that the two hosts famously share.
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- Kerry’s Free Speech Speed Bump | 05-03-26May 8, 2026 · 9 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Zeldin Brings the Receipts | 05-03-26May 6, 2026 · 9 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Ghost of Spirit Airlines | 05-03-26May 5, 2026 · 11 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Anthony Cumia Show | 05-03-26May 4, 2026 · 2 hr 29 minIn this episode of the Anthony Cumia Show, Anthony sounds off on the demise of Spirit Airlines, blaming Senator Elizabeth Warren’s anti-merger crusade for leaving thousands of airline workers unemployed. He dives into his newfound paranoia about whether the government is tracking his nuclear physics inquiries on AI platforms like Grok, and roasts out-of-touch politicians across the map. From NYC Mayor Eric Adams trying to tax his way out of a multi-billion dollar deficit to fund "commie" freebies to Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson offering "longer hugs" to combat youth violence, no one is spared. Anthony also tackles the disastrous reality of no-bail "Safety Acts", John Kerry's push to curb First Amendment rights to fight "disinformation", and the economic delusion of trying to raise a family on a minimum wage entry-level job. Plus, a hilarious takedown of Hollywood's unrealistic female action heroes and a disturbing look at the shocking illiteracy of today's high school seniors.
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- Dude, Where’s My Car’s Freedom? | 04-26-26Apr 30, 2026 · 9 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Manchurian Mass Mind Control | 04-26-26Apr 29, 2026 · 13 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Missing the Target, Hitting the Spin | 04-26-26Apr 28, 2026 · 12 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Anthony Cumia Show | 04-26-26Apr 27, 2026 · 2 hr 29 minIn this fiery Sunday night episode, Anthony Cumia unleashes on the latest assassination attempt against Donald Trump at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, blasting glaring Secret Service failures and pointing the finger at left-wing rhetoric. He dives deep into a modern "Manchurian Candidate" theory, suggesting that overprescribed psych drugs and media influence are turning everyday citizens into sleeper agents. The rant continues as Anthony takes aim at invasive AI "kill switches" in 2027 cars, goes off on Rosie O'Donnell's juvenile hatred of billionaires, and mocks Trump's $2 million plan to just paint the DC reflecting pool blue. Plus, a look at soaring crime rates, Zohran Mamdani's "communist" grocery stores, and the 50% spike in public urination across New York City. Tune in for a relentless, no-holds-barred birthday broadcast!
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- Bernie vs. The Ro-buts | 04-19-26Apr 24, 2026 · 16 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Geopolitical Chessboard | 04-19-26Apr 23, 2026 · 5 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- What's the Endgame Here? | 04-19-26Apr 22, 2026 · 6 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Anthony Cumia Show | 04-19-26Apr 20, 2026 · 2 hr 28 minTune in to this week's episode of the Anthony Cumia Show as Anthony tackles the week's most baffling headlines with his signature unapologetic, no-holds-barred humor. First up, Anthony tries to unravel the mystery of the latest Middle East conflict, asking the burning question: why exactly is the U.S. Navy blowing holes in Iranian ships, and does anyone actually know what the endgame is? He also dives into the news of Donald Trump and Joe Rogan pushing a psychedelic drug initiative from the Oval Office.
Moving closer to home, Anthony rips into the "communist" policies of New York politicians who want state-run grocery stores while actively taxing the middle class out of the state. He then takes aim at Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson for downplaying violent teen mobs as mere "large gatherings", and laughs at Bernie Sanders' old-school fear that "ro-buts" are coming for everyone's jobs. From mocking space deniers to exposing Ilhan Omar’s mysteriously vanishing $30 million net worth, this episode is a hilarious, unfiltered look at the chaos of modern politics and society.
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- Drop a Baby, Get a Passport | 04-12-26Apr 17, 2026 · 5 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Fall of Eric Swalwell | 04-12-26Apr 15, 2026 · 13 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Fleeced in Sin City | 04-12-26Apr 13, 2026 · 7 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Anthony Cumia Show | 04-12-26Apr 13, 2026 · 2 hr 28 minBroadcasting live from a small room at the vintage Plaza Hotel in Las Vegas, Anthony Cumia unleashes a venting session about the death of old-school Sin City. From complaining about price-gouging casinos replacing table games with video slots to wishing the mob still ran the town, Anthony spares no detail on why he wants out of Nevada. The episode then takes a hard pivot into breaking political news: the total implosion of Eric Swalwell's California gubernatorial campaign amid explosive allegations involving a Brazilian nanny, Chinese spies, and unsolicited Snapchat nudes. Finally, Anthony and his callers tackle the random machete attacks plaguing New York City subways, the war in Iran, and why America's 250th birthday celebration feels like a complete dud.
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- Election Integrity and Mail-in Ballots | 04-05-26Apr 10, 2026 · 5 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Radical Islam and the Historical Reset for Peace | 04-05-26Apr 9, 2026 · 8 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Escape From Iran | 04-05-26Apr 8, 2026 · 8 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Anthony Cumia Show | 04-05-26Apr 6, 2026 · 2 hr 26 minIn this explosive Easter Sunday episode of the Anthony Cumia Show, guest host Jake Novak breaks down the miraculous rescue of a downed American F-15 weapons officer deep behind enemy lines in Iran. Novak unpacks the massive geopolitical implications of President Trump’s expletive-laced ultimatum to the Iranian regime regarding the Strait of Hormuz, the historical ties between radical Islamism and Nazism, and the staggering $1.4 trillion toll Iran has secretly extracted from the U.S. economy over the last 47 years.
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- Heroes in the Baggage Claim | 03-29-26Apr 3, 2026 · 9 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Democrats Blaming the Victims of Illegal Immigrant Violence | 03-29-26Apr 1, 2026 · 7 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Bruce's Generic Garbage | 03-29-26Mar 30, 2026 · 7 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Anthony Cumia Show | 03-29-26Mar 30, 2026 · 2 hr 30 minAnthony tears into the nationwide "No Kings" anti-Trump protests, mocking the demonstrators as a "cornucopia of imbeciles" participating in an embarrassing, out-of-touch costume party. He sets his sights on the Hollywood elites marching in the streets, blasting Robert De Niro's dramatic speeches, Jane Fonda's cheesy slogans, and Bruce Springsteen's awful, AI-sounding new protest anthem. Anthony also defends ICE agents catching heat from panicked politicians while working at airports, calls out the hypocrisy of sanctuary city mayors like Chicago's Brandon Johnson, and laughs at Jesse Ventura's bizarre challenge to fight Donald Trump in a wrestling ring. Tune in for a no-holds-barred recap of the week's wildest political theater!
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- JP Morgan's Islamic Wash Stations | 03-22-26Mar 27, 2026 · 5 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Stop the Pearl-Clutching Over Mueller | 03-22-26Mar 25, 2026 · 11 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The ICE Age at the Airport | 03-22-26Mar 24, 2026 · 4 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Anthony Cumia Show | 03-22-26Mar 23, 2026 · 2 hr 31 minTune in to the Anthony Cumia Show for a no-holds-barred, unapologetic take on the week's most chaotic political news. This episode dives into the absolute madness at the airports as Donald Trump threatens to replace the TSA with ICE agents amid a Homeland Security funding fight, sparking massive outrage from Democrats like Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries. Anthony also unpacks the rapidly escalating tensions in the Middle East, including Trump's threat to target Iranian power plants and Iran's terrifying counter-threat against the region's desalination plants. Plus, Anthony breaks down the pearl-clutching over Trump’s brutal response to the death of Robert Mueller, mocks radical college professors pushing extreme gender ideologies, and rips into clueless activists taking "safaris" to Cuba. Complete with listener calls, it's a hilarious, unfiltered look at the insanity of modern America.
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- NYC St. Paddy's Day Nostalgia | 03-15-26Mar 20, 2026 · 6 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Shoes Off at Gracie Mansion | 03-15-26Mar 18, 2026 · 10 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Holier Than Thou Hollywood | 03-15-26Mar 16, 2026 · 11 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Anthony Cumia Show | 03-15-26Mar 16, 2026 · 2 hr 30 minAnthony pulls no punches as he roasts the 98th Academy Awards, mocking Hollywood's out-of-touch elites, hypocritical monologue jokes from host Conan O'Brien, and the Oscars' strict new diversity and inclusion requirements. Anthony takes aim at Senator Chuck Schumer for bizarrely claiming that requiring voter ID is a form of cheating, and tears into the New York City Mayor for proposing a staggering 50% "death tax" on middle-class estates. Plus, he sounds the alarm on Virginia's tricky new anti-Second Amendment laws that deliberately exempt politicians, exposes race-based government contracting quotas, and laments the removal of Winston Churchill from the UK's five-pound note. Settle in for a blunt, unapologetic, no-holds-barred takedown of the week's most absurd political and cultural madness.
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- Goodbye, Great Britain | 03-08-26Mar 13, 2026 · 9 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Eulogy or Election Rally? | 03-08-26Mar 11, 2026 · 8 minLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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