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Foot Traffic #75 (you CAN'T CANCEL THE 4TH OF JULY)Jun 6, 2026 · 1 hr 3 mindon't even try- #74 Foot Traffic - We Befriended a FOREIGNER (it is NOT what you think!)May 23, 2026 · 58 minStill working on changing the name on Spotify but in YT it is correct
- #73 Foot TrafficeMay 16, 2026 · 57 minwe are not "The Before Hours Podcast" in theory, but we are in practice. Or the other way around idk everyone in my apartment building is screaming at all times
- #72 - Foot Traffic (recorded on Cinco de Mayo)May 9, 2026 · 58 minWe're called "Foot Traffic" now but I can't figure out how to change it here dm @BobbySheehanLOL on insta if you know how thanks
- #71 - Foot Traffic (I Want You to Want Me)May 2, 2026 · 59 minI need you to need me
- #70 Foot Traffic (Podcast for White People)Apr 29, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minA black guy on youtube said enjoyed my rapping.
- #69 - Foot TrafficApr 29, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minIf Ilya tells you "Bobby remembers to upload to youtube but not spotify" he is lying
- This Podcast is Brought to You by ASPARTAMEApr 4, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minSouth Park is gonna sue me
- Honey, I'm showing my feet for a dollar a month.Mar 21, 2026 · 1 hrwhat would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's horny
- there's not a lot of bisexual feet enthusiastsMar 13, 2026 · 1 hrjust something I suppose
- Might go sub5 depending on the trade offsMar 6, 2026 · 58 minbut one standard d below the median ain't bad
- It's now or NEVER and tonight it's all or NOTHINGFeb 27, 2026 · 58 minhola todos
- Carlos Mencia did a Nanette an NO ONE is talking about itFeb 13, 2026 · 55 minor maybe they are idk
- These times are so hard. And it's getting even harderFeb 6, 2026 · 56 minknow what I'm saying?
- I want a fatwa against meJan 23, 2026 · 1 hrWe jihad a great time talking about modern revolutionaries, the craziest prophet, and being too dumb for prison.
- Too Sad for Self-LoveJan 16, 2026 · 55 minBobby has recovered from his illness (HIV) and they're talking Koalas, Heated Rivalry, and cringemaxing at college parties.
- Mark took off his sweater - It's Boxing Day!Dec 26, 2025 · 59 minPart 2, coming at you. I'm just going to go ahead and say it, things got real.
- Mark wore a nice Christmas sweater cause it was the right thing to doDec 19, 2025 · 59 minMark looks handsome in his sweater, honestly.
- Scripture tells us that quitting isn't easy.Dec 12, 2025 · 59 minWhat's up, Jew!? Omry Hananya joins us to talk about the art of tucking, the psychopathy of Axl Rose, and the absolute worst way to deal with stress.
- Every time I talk to someone from Ireland, they bring up that I look IrishDec 5, 2025 · 55 minBobby fights with his neighbors, fast food employees, and women.
- I want them to have suffered a little bitNov 28, 2025 · 58 minA red head and a refugee have some meat talk. They also cover voter fraud, The Troubles, and the joke Obama shouldn't have made.
- You were a fat alcoholic and now you're barefoot on this podcast.Nov 21, 2025 · 1 hrWe talk about ugly rappers, testosterone replacement therapy, ChatGPT vs Grok, and I think some other stuff.
- Everybody knows white men can't jihadNov 14, 2025 · 1 hr 1 minWhat's up, my colleagues? Bobby tries to derail the convo as often as possible. Guys and Dolls, being the reason someone leaves, and our favorite Irish astronaut.
- From one pair of lips to the otherNov 7, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minBeing someone's first Jew? Going in dry? The multidimensions of John Wayne Gacy?
- I've been wearing looser jeans because a Gen Z girl made fun of meOct 31, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minJust another podcast about Ted Bundy, Jake Tapper, and Michael Dukakis.
- Racists make the best pizzaOct 24, 2025 · 1 hrBoris joins us as we discuss toddlers with gaydar, the art of tricking college students, and the worst way to draw Muhammad.
- When you go on a first date with your dad, you want everything to be normal.Oct 17, 2025 · 51 minConspiracies theories, Bobby and Ilya enjoy vicarious misery, and Chris took a girl to see the worst movie imaginable.
- How does a BUS run over a bald EAGLE!?Oct 12, 2025 · 59 minIlya went to the hospital. Rich is garbage. Bobby was a strange boy.
- We did better as a society when we just said, "That person's weird."Oct 5, 2025 · 52 minRich has stuff to say! Eating hot pockets, navigating the borderline girlies, and the science of misgendering.
- Dad tried to cheat on you with a chatbot and now he's deadSep 29, 2025 · 1 hr¡Hola, amigos del desayuno! Ozempic side effects, meeting Alec Baldwin, and finding love on 123 Main Street.
- I know you're a single mom, but it's weird that they're here now.Sep 21, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minHowdy, breakfast boys. We talk about Bobby's experience with the Tamil Tigers, being censored by Big Corn, and the ethics of bringing your kids to work.
- You can say Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot. That's fine.Sep 14, 2025 · 59 minThis episode was filmed weeks in advance.Bobby, Ilya, and Brittany talk about sleep paralysis, the H Word, and fighting your dentist.Go follow @brittonuscardwell she has a special coming out!
- To be fair, the "No Fat Chicks" sign was in Arabic.Sep 6, 2025 · 1 hr 1 minThe Sleeveless Wonder of the World, Matt Maran, joins us.
We talk John Cage, Donda's bazongas (sorry Ye), and Birthright trips.
Go to the Comedy Fight Club 10 Year Anniversary at The Stand in NYC on Sunday, September 7th at 9pm https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/11429/2025-09-07-210000-comedy-fight-club-10-year-anniversary
- Stereotypes are wrong? I've been in gym locker rooms.Sep 1, 2025 · 57 minI accidentally made friends with a homophobe, so we rated units to compensate.
- The only people who should be punished are men that explain things a little too condescendinglyAug 25, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minThis is the most editing I've ever done.
- If you see an Israeli dude in Hamas, you know he really had to do something hard to impress them.Aug 18, 2025 · 1 hr 4 minHey breakfast buddies. Jake is back. Go watch "Unalived by Dog Pills" on YouTube. I have dandruff, a weird shaped unit, and, apparently, I wipe wrong. Enjoy!
- There's nothing better than being WHITE BOY ANGRY, in a strictly apolitical sense.Jul 21, 2025 · 56 minEnjoy your breakfast, folks. Ilya and Bobby speak about Asian dads, placing yourself on the bell curve, and the limits of artistic liberty.DM Bobby if you're in Scotland in the first two weeks of August and he'll tell you how to see him do standup comedy.
- "Alright, we're 40 minutes into the one-man show. Dim the lights."Jul 14, 2025 · 1 hrIlya and Bobby continue to be modern day philosophers. We cover getting tested, gay math, All Eyez on Rafah, and so so much more.
- No one knows what Muhammad looks like cause we’re not allowed to draw him.Jul 7, 2025 · 42 minThis one's a bit shorter cause I got to the studio late. I will DO BETTER moving forward.
Ilya and I talk about the cognitive dissonance of cult members, the morality of anorectic drugs, and how to beat off in the 90s.
- "I've never seen Swordfish. I don't know what it's about."Jun 30, 2025 · 1 hrWelcome to episode whatever of The Morning Cereal Hour. Ilya and Bobby talk about getting arrested, scamming old people, and jackin' off at the doctor.
#podcast #halleberry #knowyourrights #funnystories #fortheboys
- "I Don't Care for Your Whimsy"Jun 16, 2025 · 1 hrHi everyone! Welcome to episode 2 of the Morning Cereal Hour.
Lot of stuff going on. Zoomer girls appropriate boomer humor. Being based is Cringe. And Ilya hates my whimsy (hurtful).#morningroutine #genzvsmillenial #based #cringe #comedypodcast
- Episode 1 of the Morning Cereal Hour with Bobby Sheehan and Ilya LaksinMay 25, 2025 · 59 minToday is the first day of the rest of our lives. JOI vids to come.
- Reacting to Eminem's "Who Knew".May 14, 2025 · 16 minI make FIGHT videos. For high school kids.
- Convince your ginger son to lift weightsMay 10, 2025 · 1 hrand/or become rich. Ilya Laksin, folks.
- I don't care for Hamas, Putin, or Buchanan (in no particular order)May 8, 2025 · 17 minMy most disagreeable video (hope that's ok)
- I love walkingMay 3, 2025 · 11 minsimple as that
- Reacting to Eminem songs (part 1 of ???)May 1, 2025 · 14 minLet me know if you like this or if it was silly.
- Weird Doctor VisitApr 13, 2025 · 8 minThanks for letting me trauma dump <3
- 3 Tips for Doctor VisitsApr 10, 2025 · 6 minThis one is SICK lol (just joking around)
- How to Defend YourselfApr 6, 2025 · 19 minI read two books and now I'm an expert.
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