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Johnny Slept With His Cousin | Ep. #25Oct 24, 2022 · 1 hr 29 minJohnny and Leo give advice to a fan who is afraid to approach women because of his stutter, and Johnny reveals a family secret to Leo.- A Yellow Glob Fell Out Of Her V**ina | Ep #24Oct 16, 2022 · 1 hr 10 minJohnny and Leo discuss why gay men have so much more fun, give their review of the new 'Bros' movie, and call a fan who has a disgusting story of hooking up with a girl with some yellow discharge.
- Not Gay But Maybe a Predator? | Ep #23Oct 2, 2022 · 1 hr 2 minJohnny goes off on fat people at diners, and talks about running out on his lunch bill. Also, the two answer questions from a fan who hates his body, and follow up with a fan who thought he was gay but actually might just be a predator.
- If You Can't Get P***y, Just Pay For It | Ep #22Sep 27, 2022 · 1 hr 16 minJohnny and Leo are back!! They discuss the virtues of sex tourism and why there isn't an excuse to be an incel anymore, and give advice to many fans, including one who's girlfriend wants to bang a celebrity, and another who is trying to move on from a chick who says she's not feeling it.
- Chicks With Down Syndrome Will Be The Next Hot Girls | Ep #21Sep 14, 2022 · 56 minJohnny goes solo this week due to a scheduling conflict with Leo. He predicts that girls with Down Syndrome will be the next craze, and answers questions about how to move on from an ex. He also takes questions from fans, including a man who likes jamming broom sticks into his a** and a husband who's wife wants to bang an internet celebrity.
- What To Do If You Have a Micro P*nis #20Sep 8, 2022 · 1 hr 4 minJohnny and Leo discuss who they'd like to be in their ideal lives. Also, they give advice to a fan who has a micro.
- I Have a Girlfriend But Also I'm Definitely Gay | #18 | The F*ck MenAug 22, 2022 · 1 hr 9 minJohnny finally gets a hard on with no pill, Leo's relationship is on life support, and the two give advice to a female fan who's boyfriend is asking other women for feet pics, also to a fan who's girlfriend is abusing him, and finally - they help a young man who is trying to come out of the closet.
- I Accidentally Banged A Trans Woman | #17Aug 16, 2022 · 1 hr 19 minJohnny and Leo are back to discuss Leo's failing relationship and how to get his chick to quit bringing up the past. Johnny confesses that he's not over his ex and wishes the worst for her, and the boys give advice to a fan who accidentally banged out a Trans hooker while away on a bachelor party.
- How To Tell Your Chick That She's Too Fat | Ep #16Aug 9, 2022 · 1 hr 19 minJohnny and Leo are back to discuss how indifference is the best way to get over an ex and even woo her back, they give advice to a fan who who is trying to decide between the hot chick and the smart chick, and finally-- they consult with a fan about the best way to tell his girlfriend that she's getting too fat.
- Is My Girlfriend Going To Cheat On Me? | Ep #15 | The F*ck MenAug 2, 2022 · 1 hr 17 minJohnny and Leo give advice to a fan who's girlfriend is a little too flirty, and debate whether or not it's okay to cheat on your GF in college when you're overseas. Finally, they get an update from the drug addict fan on his pending case and jail sentence.
- When You Love Her But She Has Herpes | Ep. #14Jul 25, 2022 · 1 hr 6 minJohnny reveals the results of his STD test, a fan writes in with some legal trouble, and the boys give advice to a young man who is in love with a woman but has herpes.
- Ep #13 - I Got A Stranger PregnantJul 18, 2022 · 1 hr 13 minLeo and Johnny discuss why letting go of outcomes is actually the best way to get results with women and in life, give advice to a fan who is in love with his buddy's ex, as well as give emergency advice to a fan who got a chick pregnant on their first date!
- #12 | Don't Be Scared To Eat Her A**Jul 8, 2022 · 1 hr 10 minJohnny and Leo give advice to a fan who is fearful of eating his girlfriend's a**hole. They also talk about the benefits of washing your rod in the sink after sex to avoid contracting an STD, and debate cheating on your girlfriend as long as it's with a sex worker in a foreign country.
- Ep. 11 | My Wife Wants A Polyamorous RelationshipJul 1, 2022 · 1 hr 4 minJohnny tells Leo about his weekend inside of Mexican strip clubs, and the two discuss the benefits of no FAP, and give advice to a fan who's wife just told him that she wants a polyamorous relationship.
- Should I Let My Wife Bang A Rich Dude For His Money?Jun 25, 2022 · 1 hr 21 minJohnny and Leo dish out advice on the correct way to get rid of a clingy girl, and debate whether or not a fan should allow his fiance to sleep with a rich man for 30 Grand that they could desperately use.
- Getting From Her DM's To The Date | Episode 9Jun 17, 2022 · 1 hr 10 minJohnny and Leo discuss the best texting methods to get out of her DM's and set up the date! Johnny sets up a real date with a girl mid-podcast, and the two give advice to young men who get ghosted by a woman.
- The Proper Way To Ask Your Girl For Some Head | Ep. 8 | The F*ck Men PodcastJun 10, 2022 · 1 hr 16 minJohnny talks about the freedom of being able to let go of past relationships, Leo tries to help Johnny with his addiction to strippers, and the two give a fan some advice on the best way to ask a girl you're dating for some head.
- Addicted To Sleeping With Ugly Chicks | Episode 7 | The F*ck Men PodcastJun 3, 2022 · 1 hr 29 minLeo and Johnny are back to discuss the proper way to behave when an ex comes back into your life, and they give advice to a fan who is addicted to sleeping with large, ugly women.
- How To Get Her Back After Cheating | Ep #5 | The F**k Men | Johnny Mitchell & Leo DottavioMay 27, 2022 · 1 hrLeo talks about how he is wooing his ex back after cheating on her, tells stories of banging MILF's during his days as a copier salesman, and the guys debate about whether or not couples should give each other access to their phones!
- Ep. #4 | How To Act When Your Ex Comes Back!May 20, 2022 · 1 hr 5 minLeo and Johnny discuss how one should behave when they're ex comes back, as well as how to make her chase you, and give a young man some advice on the perfect way to slide into a DM to get to go on a date.
- How To Pick Up Women Even If You're Short | Ep. #3 | The F**ck Men PodcastMay 13, 2022 · 1 hr 6 minIn this episode, Johnny and Leo give advice on how to pick up women even if you're a short guy, help out a fan who is experiencing early e*ectile dysfunction, and discuss why it's so important to not care what she thinks about you.
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- Ep #2 | What Kind Of Stank Is It | The F**k Men | Johnny Mitchell & Leo DottavioMay 6, 2022 · 1 hr 4 minJohnny and Leo discuss how to tell a woman that her lady parts smell, letting go of attachments and expectations, the principal of the no contact rule, as well as the art of making her chase you.
The F**k Men is the #1 dating advice podcast in the world. Johnny and Leo give you the same advice as those other dating shows, except they do it it in a funny way, not creepy and weird like those those other dorks.
- We Are The F*ck Men | Episode 1 | Johnny Mitchell & Leo DottavioMay 3, 2022 · 1 hr 1 minJohnny and Leo talk about what to do when you love your woman but don't want to have sex with her, answer the question if you should m*sturbate before a date, and why it's important to treat hot girls like ugly girls.
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