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The Modern Apes Podcast
A True Crime/True Story podcast about some of the most interesting humans to roam the Earth! Hosted by Stand Up Comedians Daniel Bridge-Gadd & Tristan Bowling! Tell your mama, aunty, and granny cause they bout to learn something, you heard!!!
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- "Sketch Superstars" | Chevy Chase & Keenen Ivory Wayans | The Modern Apes PodcastJun 15, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minMake sure to join the boys on PATREON for 2 bonus episodes weekly, become part of the Ape Army today!!!
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Welcome back to another week of the Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd! This week we are talking about two of the most iconic comedy sketch performers of all time, it's Chevy Chase & Keenen Ivory Wayans week y'all!
First Tristan goes in DEEP on one of the most famous and controversial figures in the history of Saturday Night Live....Chevy Chase. The man the myth the legend himself who rose to fame with the Weekend Update, and then had many famous roles like Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and Community. Plus a couple of other crashouts from his history and how it affected his career.
Then Daniel talks about the leader of one of the most successful comedy families of all time....the one and only Keenen Ivory Wayans! From making the hit show "In Living Color" to leading the way for him and his family to make hits like the "Scary Movie" franchise and "My Wife and Kids."
Hopefully you guys liked it and leave comment or question for the boys to answer. Love y'all!
CHAPTERS:
0:00 Patreon Read
1:45 Intro Song
2:08 Opening Riffs
7:50 Fake Knicks Fans
10:42 Chevy Chase
41:33 Keenen Ivory Wayans
1:09:15 Patreon Names
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- "Harambe Shakes a Nation" | RIP Harambe & Zoos | The Modern Apes PodcastJun 11, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minJoin the Patreon now!! It gets you the public episode 3 days early, access to the livestream, and 8 bonus eps a MONTH!
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What's good team! Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast!
This week we are talking Harambe and is tragic death, plus what modern zoos are getting into and if we are into it or not!
Daniel breaks down what it was like when that little kid fell into the pit with a 450 pound silverback gorilla and the lengths they took to protect it OR NOT!!
Which again if you think we it was warranted that is on you!
Weirdly enough the boys came in with the same topic before the show started, so someone had to pivot!
Tristan ended up talking about the top ten worst zoo stories in American history!
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
00:58 Patreon Plug
2:20 Live From Witz
3:10 We Are Talking Harambe
7:44 Was it worth it
13:36 Breathing Techniques
17:18 The Race to Harambe
19:30 Is Harambe Alive?
29:28 Installing Cameras
33:05 This Is The Middle
38:07 Landing in the cage
48:50 Accidents happen
1:06:41 What Is A Better Way?
1:08:27 Floating Away
1:10:05 Patreon Names
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- "Did We Land On The Moon?" | Space Race & The Moon Debate | The Modern Apes PodcastJun 3, 2026 · 1 hr 15 minJoin the Patreon now!! It gets you the public episode 3 days early, access to the livestream, and 8 bonus eps a MONTH!
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What's good team! Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast!
This week we are talking SPACE!! This feels like somehow such an obvious topic that we just haven't gotten to yet. The boys start the show we a new camera angle that they did not know they had.
Daniel breaks down what it was the Rooskies and US were getting into when we "Allegedly" went to space for the first time. Tristan came in hot with the story of the moon landing with Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, as well as 7 Space related accidents.
Which again if you think we landed on the moon then this story is for you.
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
00:58 Patreon Plug
2:20 Live From Witz
3:10 We Are Talking Space
7:44 Did We Moon Land?
13:36 Breathing Techniques
17:18 The Space Race
19:30 Is Sandy Koufax Alive?
29:28 Installing a Murphy Bed
33:05 Apollo Scary Movie
38:07 Landing Back on Earth
48:50 7 Accidents in Space
57:35 The Apollo Mission
59:21 Blowup Situation
1:06:41 What is a Cosmonaut
1:08:27 Floating Away
1:10:05 Patreon Names
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- "Medieval Mania" | Ft. Blake Freeman | Pee Usage + Plague Doctors | The Modern Apes PodcastMay 26, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minBLESS THE BOYS ON PATREON!! WEEKLY BONUS EPS AND BTS!!
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Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd!
This week the boys get a guest from "Down Unda" in Blake Freeman. He wanted to get into Medieval Times......and boy did we!
After a bit of riffing Daniel goes into 5 different ways that people in those times would use pee for things other than the bathroom. Like cleaning CLOTHES!! Yeah it get a little grimy but it some stuff you should know for sure.
Then Tristan comes in with the history of the plague doctor. The big scary bird looking thing that would make your hair fall out the second you saw them. They would often have herbs and spices like KFC in their beak to protect from disease.....surprise it didn't work out all that well.
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- "Restaurant Warz" | Ultimate Fast Food Tournament | The Modern Apes PodcastMay 19, 2026 · 1 hr 36 minNow every week Thursdays at 6pm you guys can join the livestream only ONLY ON PATREON and chat with the boys! Join the Ape Army Here!!
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Welcome back to another glorious episode of The Modern Apes Podcast, with your favorite hosts Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd!!
It's time for everyone's favorite type of episode...BRACKET WARZ!! This week Tristan & Daniel debate tournament style to see who is the true king of fast food!
This is also the very first LIVE STREAM we have done on the cast! If you want to get the episode 3-4 days early and affect the show you got to be a part of the APE ARMY!
Make sure to leave a comment for the algo lords and hit that hype thing cause we think it helps.
0:00 Join The Patreon
1:50 Opening Riffs
6:14 Combo Restaurants
18:33 Tristan's Birthday Present
21:20 Arby's vs. Jack in The Box
25:30 Auntie Annes vs. A&W
27:02 Boston Market vs. Burger King
29:36 Chick-Fil-A vs. Checkers
31:30 Chipotle vs. Cinnabon
33:48 Jimmy John's vs. Dairy Queen
40:45 Five Guys vs. Carls Jr.
42:41 In n' Out vs. White Castle
44:30 Jack in the Box vs. Auntie Annes
45:30 Burger King vs. Chick-Fil-A
49:00 Chipotle vs. Dairy Queen
49:15 Five Guys vs. In n' Out
50:39 Jack in the Box vs. Chick-Fil-A
52:30 Chipotle vs . In n' Out
53:50 Jack in the Box vs. In n' Out
55:32 El Pollo Loco vs. Taco Bell
57:27 Subway vs. Sonic
58:15 Wendy's vs. KFC
58:55 McDonalds vs. Long John Silvers
1:00:50 Quiznos vs. Steak & Shake
1:02:05 Duncan Donuts vs. Jersey Mikes
1:02:33 Panda Express vs. Panera
1:03:33 Popeye's vs. Whataburger
1:04:44 Taco Bell vs. Subway
1:05:03 Wendy's vs. McDonalds
1:10:01 Quiznos vs. Jersey Mike's
1:10:13 Panda Express vs. Whataburger
1:11:00 Taco Bell vs. Wendy's
1:17:23 Quiznos vs. Whataburger
1:17:30 Taco Bell vs. Whataburger
1:18:48 In n' Out vs. Whataburger
1:26:32 We Have A Winner!!
1:27:22 Patreon Names
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- "Famous Militant Groups" | ft. Marito Lopez | Black Panther Party & Westboro Baptist ChurchMay 18, 2026 · 1 hr 16 minJoin the boys weekly on Patreon for 8+ hours of monthly content!
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Welcome back to another GLORIOUS week of The Modern Apes Podcast! We are absolutely juiced for out guest this week, the one and only Marito Lopez!!
Known for his wit and quick Canadian humor, Marito wanted to come and talk the Black Panther Party, so we thought we would do a whole ep on "Militant Groups" in America.
Even though Daniel is actively going through it with the coughing and the nose bleed and all that, he still powered through to talk the BPP. We basically go through all of the beginnings of the organization and how Huey Newton got the thing off of the ground. If you liked this make sure to comment some Black Panther facts!
Then toward the end, after the great nose bleed of mid episode Tristan goes DEEP into the Westboro Baptist Church. You know the God Hates (bad word) Guys lol!!
Honestly while not that big, and with recent numbers dwindling the group still has a presence at most well attended public events.
If you liked this ep and want to help support the boys make sure to follow the boys on all socials, and get on that Patreon cause its juicy!
Chapters:
0:00 Patreon Promo
1:10 Opening Riffs
2:55 Organized Blacks
4:35 Mesh T-Shirts
9:13 The Start of The Panthers
14:00 Huey Newton Origins
17:25 10 Point Manifesto
22:01 Daniel's Nose Bleed
28:20 Minister of Defense
30:00 Marito's Age
33:01 Daniel's Lawsuit
37:30 Raised By Conservatives
47:03 Huey Wrap Up
57:45 Westboro Baptist Church
1:09:09 PATREON NAMES!
#comedy #blackpanther #blackpanthers #standupcomedy #standup #military #history #breakdown #learn
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- "Trippy Tech You Should Know" | TayTweets & The Napping Pillow | The Modern ApesMay 11, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minThe Ape Army on Patreon is growing like the Tech industry in the early 2010's! Join right now to support the boys and get a bonus 8 episodes from the Modern Apes a month!!
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Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast, we got a banger of a new episode for y'all. This week we are talking trippy technology, from the early Microsoft AI chatbot "TayTweets", all the way to the Napping Pillow. IT GETS WILD!
We kick it off with more of a riff heavy start, where the boys breakdown a couple of Irish car safety videos that for sure would not be allowed in the states. Make sure to leave a comment about what you think about the extended video watchalongs on the main eps.
Tristan dives into a list of the 15 wildest technology inventions from the last decade. With the highest of all being the "Napping Pillow", meant for airplane napping. That for sure is not how the boys took it lol!
0:00 You Want That Patreon
1:18 Opening Riffs
4:35 Cuttin' Off Legs
13:33 Irish Safety Videos
31:30 Australian Dangerous Animal
35:00 More Irish Safety
40:45 Tay The Chatbot
44:28 TayTweets Gets WILD!
50:37 The End of Tay
50:50 Weirdest Inventions
55:31 Hailfire Droid
1:01:55 The Napping Pillow
1:06:00 Patreon Name Reads
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- "Weird Hobbies" | Walter Potter's Cats & Hot Girl Noodling | The Modern Apes PodcastApr 27, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minJoin & Support The Boys on Patreron! It's movie watchalongs, and those highly coveted INTERNAL AFFAIRS! There is NEW legal news this week so tune in!!
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Welcome back to the Modern Apes Podcast.
This week we are talking......Weird Hobbies! Let me tell you, it gets wild!
Have you ever wondered who the first person was to think to stuff their pet cat. Well we got the answer and it was one sick son of gun named Walter Potter. Tristan starts us off with a breakdown of the Victorian era taxidermist who started the whole preserving of animals. Obviously before you get to a buck on a wall, there had to be a guy who wanted to make a group of kittens get married. Right sounds completely normal.
Then Daniel goes a little more family friendly with the southern art of Catfish Noodling. Which has a surprising group of not ugly women who take up the sport hence the thumbnail. If you ever wanted to know more about sticking your arm in a dark whole and pulling out a 40 pound fish. This is the episode for you!
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0:00 Sub to the Patreon
1:23 Opening Riffs
5:00 What is Taxidermy?
8:49 The Topic of the Ep
13:20 Are the Eyes Real?
21:12 Lefty Who Now?
23:30 Victorian Demand
29:33 Cats Playing Games
35:46 10,000+ Cats Found
41:03 Daniel's Noodlin' Story
43:26 Hot Girls Noodlin'
48:50 Daniel Scream Cried
53:23 Tristan vs a 50 lbs Catfish
1:00:00 The End of Noodlin'
1:05:15 Patreon Names
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- ''The Old World" | Medieval Living & William Wallace | The Modern Apes PodcastApr 21, 2026 · 1 hr 21 minJoin the "APE ARMY" on Patreon right now before the price goes up May 1st.
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What is going on this week team! If you have been keeping up with what has been going on with Tristan in his personal life on the Patreon then you know why this episode makes sense. We are talking the OLD WORLD, and it gets MESSY!
I hope that you guys are tuned in for a good one. This week the boys take a trip into the old world! They dive into everything from the old underground caverns and caves of old school London. Then DBG breaks down "very quickly" the life and time of a one William Wallace.
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 The beginning
1:42 Oh the Riffs
3:20 More of the same old riff
7:30 Well this got long didn't it?
14:05 Stunting on the New World
17:30 Join The Patreon
20:00 Worst Places to be in the old world
23:00 Knights and what they are
26:23 Born To Protect The Queen
31:30 The Queen Said What!?
34:00 I Wish You The Best
39:00 We Are Almost at William
42:00 When did Willy Come Out?
43:10 The longest Riff
49:40 Finally We Get Some Wallace
1:04:12 Patreon Names(Join Now)
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- "Bad Break Ups" | Brad & Angelina + 10 Worst Breakup Spots | The Modern Apes PodcastApr 16, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minJoin the "APE ARMY" on Patreon right now before the price goes up May 1st.
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What is going on this week team! If you have been keeping up with what has been going on with Tristan in his personal life on the Patreon then you know why this episode makes sense. We are talking BREAKUPS, and yes it gets personal.
We start things off with Daniel going into the top ten worst places to break up as per some wild website called the "Red & Black" which is for sure made by some young college chick which is hilarious. I mean on the list to name a couple is right before a family vacation or before a friends funeral.
Then Tristan gets in to one of the most infamous break ups in recent memory, the whole Brad and Angelina spectacle of the late 10's. While a lot of it was public info, the boys go deep into some of the wild facts about the ending of Mr. and Mrs. Smith that you may not know.....and Daniel got a very important fact about one of their kids right based off just his spidey sense lol!
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Join The Patreon
1:42 We Are Talking Breakups
3:20 Daniel's Highschool Father In Law
7:30 Tristan's Breakups Till Now
14:05 Stimming on Companies
17:30 Join The Patreon
20:00 Worst Places to Breakup
23:00 Cymbalta Ads
26:23 Born To Hold The Mic
31:30 Up A Bartenders Whatever
34:00 I Wish You The Best
39:00 How Could I Let You Walk Away
42:00 When did Anaconda Come Out
43:10 The Llama Incident
49:40 Brad & Angelina Story
52:10 Brad Fights on a Plane
1:01:44 Child Servies Called
1:03:17 Daniel was RIGHT!!
1:04:12 Patreon Names(Join Now)
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- "Subway Scaries" | ft. Mike Eaton | Bernhard Goetz & WILD Subway Takes | The Modern Apes PodcastApr 8, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minJOIN THE PATREON BEFORE MAY 1ST BEFORE PRICE GOES UP!!
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What's good team, you know what time of the week it is! Time to get absolutely schwifty with The Modern Apes.
This week we got a BIG modern apes guest for you, all the way from Austin Texas, it's Mike Eaton!
We bring him in to talk Subway stories and facts, plus a few of his insightful wild takes made it through.
Tristan comes in with the infamous Bernhard Goetz and his story of the Subway Scandal of 1984 in New York City. Goetz got off with the murder of 4 teenagers in broad daylight, and GOT OFF! A story as old as time but this time told be the Modern Apes themselves.
To close out the episode Daniel goes into some stats and interesting facts about the ups and downs of riding the past and modern New York City subway system. Like did you know out of the 450+
Honestly we love when Big Mike comes into town, its always a blast and we hope to have him back on soon.
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0:00 Opening Riffs
2:30 The Best Cannoli
7:17 Brooklyn Cash Bars
13:36 Tristan is Sleepy
20:13 Adopting Children
22:00 Bernhard Goetz Scandal
29:10 Must Be Mud On The Brain
34:26 Cardi B's Real Name
40:02 I Called You A Girl
48:17 Felony Assaults on Subway
53:50 Major of Offenders
56:46 Patreon Names
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- "Bad Medicine" | Dana Carvey's Botched Bypass & Josef Mengele | The Modern Apes PodcastMar 31, 2026 · 1 hr 18 minAs always if you liked what the boys are putting out make sure to join them weekly on Patreon for movie watchalongs and deep dives BTS with their highest level pod...Internal Affairs.
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Welcome back to another very exciting episode of The Modern Apes Podcast, with your favorite co hosts Daniel Bridge-Gadd and Tristan Bowling.
This week the boys are talking "Bad Medicine, and no not the smash hit Bon Jovi song! We got some bad doctors, some would say one is arguably the worst of all time.
Daniel kicks us off with the true story of how former SNL star Dana Carvey had what should have been a routine bypass surgery....but based on his unique anatomy the doctor cut the wrong valve in his heart and sent him home. Carvey showed up a week later with more chest pain and a lawyer this time. Long story short and 7.5 million dollars later Dana walked away with a clean bill of health and the doctor walked away with just a bill.
Now Tristan came in with what some call next to the big H himself the most diabolical person in the German army. He is talking Josef Mengele, or as he was known in the camps as "The Angel of Death". With a weird interest in twins and people with different color eyes, lets just say stuff got hairy when the boys showed up. Listen to all of the wildness that would tank the video if I put it in the description. Enjoy and welcome to the Modern Ape Army!
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0:00 Start
8:00 Dentist and Doctor Riffs
11:00 Daniel's Hot Dentist
20:00 Having Crazy White Teeth
28:10 Absolute Riffs Baby
31:00 Waking Up During Surgery
35:00 Dana Carvey's Intro
46:00 Tristan's Intro To Mengele
45:39 Being The 1st To Know
48:55 Leaving For South America
55:56 How He Got Caught
59:00 The Wrap Up
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- "Deadliest Warriors" | Black Samurai "Yasuke" & King Leonidas | The Modern Apes PodcastMar 24, 2026 · 1 hr 16 minBECOME A MEMBER OF THE APE ARMY TODAY ON PATREON!!
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Welcome back to another glorious episode of The Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd.
We wanted to thank you for making the last two weeks (the Luis J. Gomez ep/solo ep after) a huge success. We are growing this thing one member of the Apes Army at a time.
This week the boys are talking warriors. After last week with the Cartoon Wars we thought it would be good to bring it back to the OG core of the pod and do some ANCIENT APES. That and we both really like the show the "Deadliest Warrior".
Daniel pulled up with a pound for pound top ten warrior of all time. King Leonidas leader of the famed Spartan 300 army. We take a brief look inside the childhood of a king and what it took to make it in Spartan culture. Then obviously we jump right into the battle from the film where the Spartans faced a situation where the only way to move is forward, and there is nothing more glorious then a heroes way out. All in all if you like Ancient Greek history and big battles you should like this ep.
Tristan comes in with a person so cool it knocked Daniel's hair back.
Have you heard of Yasuke, well you are about to, and no he's not Afro Samurai….Daniel asked that already so you don't have to.
Yasuke is looked at as the First Black Samurai on record. After showing up in Japan in 1579 he swore his services to Oda Nobunaga and fought during the Sengoku period. Dude was known for legendary fights and probably had something to do with why chocolate youths are all the sudden into Anime.
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2:11 Opening Riffs
7:30 Siegfried & Roy Riff
8:25 McFish From McDonalds
8:50 More Effort
10:00 How To Become a Warrior
13:38 Simolean Pirate Tristan
14:15 Open Toed Gangsters
15:23 American Names
17:00 Favorite Class of Warrior
17:43 Scary Movie
19:00 Warriors in June
20:50 Send Pics In
24:30 The Spartan Way
26:40 Leonidas' Ascension To Thrown
30:24 Video Games
34:13 Middle Eastern Affairs
50:34 Leonidas Wrap Up
51:48 Wukong Looks Like Yasuke
55:16 Yasuke Sent To Rome
58:30 Gwangju Uprising
59:00 Back Sliding Temple
1:03:00 Who's They
1:04:40 Bad Drawings
1:10:00 Wrap Up
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- "Modern Cartoon March Madness" | The Modern Apes Podcast | with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-GaddMar 20, 2026 · 1 hrLAST 20 MINUTES OF THIS EPISODE & THE WINNER WILL BE ONLY ON PATREON!! (Really sorry for the inconvenience, NOT A MARKETING PLOY WE SWEAR)
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What's good team, I hop e that you guys are enjoyed the Luis J. Gomez episode last week. Also keep blasting those votes for the Tristan as the 3rd chair on Legion of Skanks, as it all helps.
This week in honor of March Madness we doing our own version of it with "Modern Cartoon March Madness." You guys liked the Bracket Warz style episodes we have done in the past, with the "Bird Wars" and 'Candy Warz" so we thought we would run it back to find what the best cartoon of all time is.
Of course Tristan has a little more of a dark adult cartoon taste. While Daniel lives in the nostalgia of old kids cartoons from his past. With a mix of Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network shows thrown in the mix with some Disney and a few random outliers.
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EPISODE CHAPTERS :
0:00-7:30 (Opening Riffs)
7:30-9:35 (Over The Garden Wall vs. Phineas and Ferb)
9:35-11:05 (Ben 10 vs. Kim Possible)
11:05-13:03 (Total Drama Island vs. Regular Show)
13:03-16:05 (SpongeBob vs. The Power Puff Girls)
16:05-17:17 (South Park vs. Paradise PD)
17:17-21:16 (Johnny Test vs. The Boondocks)
21:16-25:29 (Amazing World of Gumball vs. Codename Kids Next Door)
25:29-26:08 (Family Guy vs. American Dragon Jake Long)
26:08-28:25 (Phineas & Ferb vs. Kim Possible)
28:25-30:03 (Regular Show vs. SpongeBob)
30:03-31:07 (South Park vs. The Boondocks)
31:07-32:00 (Codename Kids Next Door vs. Family Guy)
32:00-32:35 (Kim Possible vs. SpongeBob)
32:35-33:55 (South Park vs. Family guy)
33:55-36:14 (SpongeBob vs. Family Guy)
36:15-40:41 (Scooby Doo vs. Ed Edd & Eddy)
40:41-44:55 (Adventure Time vs. American Dad)
44:55-46:56 (Gravity Falls vs. Some Nonsense Show)
46:56-47:18 (Dexter's Laboratory vs. Steven Universe)
47:18-49:49 (Rick and Morty vs. Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!)
49:49-51:58 (The Simpsons & Lilo & Stitch)
51:58-53:41 (Avatar The Last Air Bender vs. Teen Titans)
53:41-55:48 (The Cleveland Show vs. The Fairly Odd Parents)
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- Luis J. Gomez talks "MOGULS" w/ The Modern Apes | Hugh Hefner & John McAfeeMar 9, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minMake sure to join the Patreon for a full breakdown and BTS of the episode.
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Welcome back to another glorious episode of The Modern Apes Podcast!
We got a BIG ONE this week folks! You've know him from Story Warz, RAP, and obviously Legion of Skanks...it the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake Luis J. Gomez!
He sits down with the boys and they are talking moguls. For those of you who don't know Luis is co-creator of Skankfest which is quickly becoming one of the biggest comedy festivals in the country. He also runs an entire podcast and production network in GAS Digtial, so he may know a lil something.
The boys brought two heavy hitters of their own.
Daniel talks the creator of everything PlayBoy....the Heff Hugh Hefner and all comes with that. From wild playmate stories to his death, and what meant for the culture.
Tristan comes in with the tech mogul John McAfee, who is know for many things including some of the biggest anti-virus software on the planet.
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0:00 Start
8:00 Tristan's mogul (John McAfee)
15:00 How John Made his Money
20:00 How Tristan Uses His Carry On's
28:10 Nerf Russian Ro*lete
33:00 Luis' Nickname
41:00 Daniel's Mogul (Hugh Hefner)
45:39 Luis Doesn't Like Music!?
48:55 The End Of Hugh Hefner
55:56 Mildred (Millie) Williams
57:00 What Was Going on At The Mansion
59:00 The Wrap Up
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- "BTS of Adult Film Legends: Johnny Sins, Riley Reid, & Bonnie Blue Unplugged!" | Modern Apes PodcastMar 3, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minJOIN THE BROS ON PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!
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Welcome to The Modern Apes Podcast! Join your hosts, Daniel Bridge-Gadd and Tristan Bowling, as they dive into the wild world of adult entertainment with legends Johnny Sins and Riley Reid.
Ever wondered how a regular guy transforms into social media's go-to guy for every profession? Meet Johnny Sins, the multitasking marvel who's tackled everything from doctor to astronaut. And don’t forget Riley Reid, the queen of adult film whose infectious personality and charm have made her a fan favorite.
In this hilarious episode, we unpack the not-so-serious side of adult films. From behind-the-scenes bloopers to bizarre fan encounters, you won't believe how Johnny's "Sins" led to his rise to fame, and Riley's unexpected journey—from aspiring actress to adult film superstar.
Spice up your day with groundbreaking insights, laugh-out-loud stories, and maybe a few jaw-dropping revelations! Will Johnny spill the beans on his most outrageous scenes? Can Riley reveal her secret to staying relatable in a not-so-relatable industry? You’ll have to listen to find out!
Don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit that bell icon! Dive into The Modern Apes Podcast for your front-row seat to the steamy, funny, and absolutely unpredictable world of adult films.
Join us — because who wouldn’t want to learn how to navigate the “wild side” with a few comedic twists? It’s time to get your giggle on!
Join us as we dive into the captivating world of Bonnie Blue, an unforgettable star known for her bold performances and magnetic personality. In this episode, Bonnie shares her journey in the adult film industry, from how she got started to her experiences on set. Get ready for candid insights, fun anecdotes, and a behind-the-scenes look at what it’s like to be a trailblazer in adult entertainment. Don’t miss out on this engaging conversation that blends humor, honesty, and inspiration! Tune in for an entertaining and enlightening chat with Bonnie Blue!
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- "Black Famous" | The Harlem Hellfighters & Quarterback Warren Moon | Modern Apes PodcastFeb 23, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minWelcome back to the Modern Apes Podcast!
In this exciting episode, hosts Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd delve into the inspiring achievements of Black historical figures, focusing on two remarkable topics: the Harlem Hellfighters and the legendary Warren Moon.
Get ready for an in-depth exploration of:
The Harlem Hellfighters: Discover the incredible story of these African American soldiers who not only fought bravely in World War I but also played a pivotal role in changing perceptions of Black soldiers in the military. We'll discuss their remarkable contributions, the challenges they faced, and how their legacy continues to resonate today.
Warren Moon: Learn about the groundbreaking career of Warren Moon, the first Black quarterback inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. We’ll explore his journey from college athlete to NFL superstar, including the obstacles he overcame, his impact on the game, and his influence on future generations of players.
Topics to Watch Out For:
The significance of representation in sports and military history.
How the Harlem Hellfighters inspired movements for civil rights and equality.
Warren Moon's trailblazing career and his role in redefining quarterback play in professional football.
The cultural legacies of these figures and their relevance in today's social landscape.If you’re passionate about history, sports, or the remarkable contributions of Black figures in American culture, this episode is filled with fascinating stories and insights.
Join the conversation! Don’t forget to subscribe and turn on notifications to keep up with our latest episodes. Share your thoughts in the comments, and let us know which figures you'd like us to cover next. Your suggestions could be featured in future episodes.
Tune in now and celebrate the extraordinary achievements that continue to shape our world!
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- "Modern American Controversial Figures | Alex Jones & The Files | Modern Apes PodcastFeb 16, 2026 · 56 minJoin the ever growing Ape Army over there on Patreon.com!!!
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Modern Apes Podcast - Exploring the Dark Side of Sports and Culture
Welcome to the Modern Apes Podcast! Hosted by Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd, we are your ultimate guide into the riveting world of controversial figures within the realms of sports, media, and culture. Dive deep with us as we uncover the shocking truths and complex narratives surrounding some of the most polarizing personalities today.
In our gripping episodes, we tackle thought-provoking topics, including:
Alex Jones: Discover the far-reaching influence of this divisive media figure on sports, politics, and societal beliefs. We analyze the intertwining of misinformation, conspiracy theories, and their impact on athletes, coaches, and fan culture. What role does Jones play in shaping public opinion, and how does it affect major sporting events? Get ready for a candid discussion about media responsibility and the power of influence in today’s digital age.
Jeffrey Epstein: Investigate the connections between this notorious financier and high-profile individuals in sports and entertainment. Our in-depth exploration covers the implications of Epstein's scandal, its ripple effects throughout the professional sports community, and the urgent conversations surrounding power, privilege, and systemic issues within society. How did his actions impact athletes and the broader cultural narrative?
Controversial Figures in Sports and Culture: Each episode features a deep dive into various other notable personalities, from athletes embroiled in scandals to celebrities facing public scrutiny. We dissect their legacies, the complexities of their actions, and the societal discussions they spark. Learn how controversies shape perceptions and influence the future of sports and culture.
Why Tune In?
In-Depth Analysis: We provide thorough examinations of the societal implications of controversial figures, encouraging listeners to think critically about the material.
Expert Commentary: Featuring guest experts and commentators who bring valuable perspectives on the key issues that drive conversations around these personalities.
Engaging Community: Connect with fellow listeners and engage in thoughtful discussions through our social media channels. Your voice matters, and we want to hear from you!
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- Head to Head in "THE BIRD WARS" | Modern Apes | with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-GaddFeb 9, 2026 · 1 hr 19 minThis week the boys decided to switch it up and do something a little different. The boys are going Head to Head in the first ever "BIRD WARS!"
How it works is both of the boys were given five topics of birds as if they were RPG video game archetypes:
Grunts
Speed
Stealth
Brutes
Wildcards
Best of 5 is how the game gets decided, and its off of who has the best argument, not just whos bird is best outright at the highlighted skill set.
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- "The Boys Talk Ball" | BountyGate & 10 Cent Beer Night Fiasco | The Modern Apes PodcastFeb 4, 2026 · 1 hr 13 minWelcome to the Modern Apes Podcast! Hosted by Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd, we dive deep into the thrilling world of sports like never before. Join us as we uncover the secrets and scandals surrounding iconic events, including:
The Big Game – reliving the intensity, drama, and unforgettable moments that make championship football legendary.
The Saints Bounty Scandal – exploring the controversial underbelly of sports ethics and player safety in the NFL. How did this scandal shape the future of football?
The infamous 10 Cent Beer Night at Rangers Baseball – a wild night of chaos and camaraderie that transformed a regular game into a historic event. Why did this night go down in infamy?
If you’re a sports enthusiast who loves captivating stories, shocking revelations, and deep dives into sports culture, then this is the podcast for you! Don’t forget to subscribe for weekly episodes filled with humor, insight, and exclusive interviews.
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- "Extreme Weather Conditions" | The Modern Apes | w/ Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-GaddFeb 3, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minJoin The Boys weekly for more bonus content on Patreon!!
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Welcome to the Modern Apes Podcast, a dynamic show hosted by Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd. In this episode, we dive deep into the fascinating and often bizarre world of extreme weather phenomena. From record-breaking storms to unprecedented temperatures, we explore narratives that will leave you captivated and informed.
In our discussion, we highlight a variety of extreme weather events that have captivated public interest over the years. You’ll hear incredible accounts of tornadoes that devastated entire towns, hurricanes that redefined coastlines, and snowstorms that brought cities to a standstill. Each story serves as a reminder of the raw power of nature and the unpredictable conditions that can arise.
We also delve into the human stories behind these events, showcasing remarkable tales of survival and resilience. We discuss how individuals and communities band together in the face of adversity, emphasizing the strength of the human spirit when confronted with nature's fury. Tristan and Daniel share interviews and anecdotes from those who have experienced these extreme weather events firsthand, providing a unique perspective that is both engaging and educational.
Furthermore, our exploration touches on the significant implications of climate change and how it is reshaping our weather patterns. We examine scientific evidence linking rising global temperatures to the frequency and intensity of extreme weather events. This thematic connection prompts a broader discussion about our responsibility to understand and mitigate the effects of climate change, making it not only a tale of wild weather but a call to action.
Our hosts bring their trademark humor and insight, balancing serious discussions with lighthearted banter. Whether you’re a weather enthusiast, a climate change advocate, or simply looking for an intriguing story to share, this episode has something for everyone.
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Join us on this journey through the extremes of our atmosphere and discover the stories that will captivate your imagination!
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- "Throwback Reality TV!!" | Flavor of Love & My Husbands Not Gay | The Modern Apes PodcastJan 21, 2026 · 1 hr 24 minCheck out the boys every week on PATREON with over 300 hours of bonus content, movie watch-a-longs, and more!!
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Welcome to the Modern Apes Podcast! Join your hosts, Daniel Bridge-Gadd and Tristan Bowling, as they navigate the wild world of reality TV. From the outrageous antics of Flavor of Love to the jaw-dropping revelations in TLC's My Four Husbands Not Gay, we dissect the drama, fashion fails, and romance red flags.
Dive into our episodes filled with hot takes, hilarious commentary, and insightful discussions. We explore the cultural impact of your favorite shows and unearth hidden gems in reality television.
Whether you’re a fan of chaotic love triangles, unforgettable personalities, or just want a good laugh, we've got you covered. Hit that subscribe button and join the modern primate squad today!
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- "Sweet Treats" Ft. Shaun Murphy | The Modern Apes | w/ Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-GaddJan 16, 2026 · 1 hr 2 minWelcome to the Modern Apes Podcast! In this episode, hosts Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd are joined by special guest Shaun Murphy to unravel the delicious world of sweets and candy. If you're a candy lover or simply have a sweet tooth, this is the episode for you!
We dive into trending topics like the ultimate ice cream showdown—what’s the best ice cream flavor out there? From classic vanilla and rich chocolate to creative combos, we dissect them all. Plus, you won't believe the surprising benefits of drizzling olive oil on vanilla ice cream, a trend that’s taking the dessert world by storm!
Not only that, but we also share tips on how to choose the best candy for any occasion and discuss the latest candy trends that everyone is talking about.
And don’t miss our guest Shaun Murphy, whose new special Long Story Thin just released on Mark Normand’s YouTube channel! It’s packed with hilarious stories and insights you won’t want to miss.
Join us as we mix laughter with sweet treats in a fun and engaging episode. Hit that subscribe button and turn on notifications to stay updated on all our delicious discussions and entertaining content! Your sweet tooth will thank you!
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- "Luxury Items" | Mail-Order Brides & Saudi Arabian Six Flags | Modern ApesJan 5, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minFollow the boys over on Patreon for 300+ bonus hours of goofs!
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Welcome to another intriguing episode of the Modern Apes Podcast with your hosts Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd!
In this episode, the boys dive deep into the world of luxury items, exploring everything from the controversial concept of mail order brides to the exciting opening of a new Six Flags in Saudi Arabia and what it means for the region's tourism and entertainment industry.
But that's not all! Tristan and Daniel also share their personal experiences from their breaks and discuss what listeners can look forward to in 2026. Plus, brace yourselves for more fascinating luxury goods and trends that are shaping modern society!
Join the conversation for a lively discussion filled with humor, insights, and plenty of thought-provoking moments.
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- "Elite Presents" | The Modern Apes | w/ Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-GaddDec 23, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min**PATREON LINK** https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes?vanity=user
Join Daniel Bridge-Gadd and Tristan Bowling as they shed light on the evolving customs surrounding Hanukkah presents. Discover how history, culture, and personal connections shape what we give and receive during this special time of year.
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Welcome to a thrilling episode of the Modern Apes Podcast! In this episode, your hosts Daniel Bridge-Gadd and Tristan Bowling dive into the fascinating history of presents during Hanukkah, the Festival of Lights. Join us as we unravel the origins, meanings, and some of the best gifts throughout Hanukkah history.
The Rich History of Hanukkah Gifts
Hanukkah, celebrated for eight nights, goes beyond just the lighting of the menorah. The tradition of gift-giving is a relatively modern development, but it carries profound significance.
Origins of Hanukkah
Historical Background: Hanukkah commemorates the rededication of the Second Temple in Jerusalem and the miracle of the oil that lasted eight days. Understanding Hanukkah's historical context helps illuminate why gifts have become integral to the celebration.
Evolution of Gift-Giving
Early Traditions: Originally, Hanukkah was a time for joy, not necessarily gift-giving. Children received "gelt," or chocolate coins, symbolizing the importance of education and the story of Hanukkah.
Modern Adaptations: In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, particularly in America, Jewish families began to adopt the tradition of giving gifts, similar to Christmas practices. This shift reflects wider cultural influences and the desire to create festive family traditions.
Best Presents in Hanukkah History
During this episode, we’ll discuss some of the most memorable presents gifted during Hanukkah. From meaningful tokens to extravagant surprises, these gifts not only bring joy but also convey messages of love and heritage.
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- "Crazy Conspiracies" w/ Nico Bolling | The Modern Apes | w/ Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-GaddDec 22, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minWelcome to the Modern Apes Podcast! Dive into a hilarious jungle of wild conspiracies, mind-bending theories, and banter that keeps you laughing until you cry! Join our quirky hosts as they explore everything from Bigfoot sightings to alien overlords taking over your Wi-Fi.
In each episode, we peel back the layers of absurdity to uncover what's really going on—all while cracking jokes and roasting the most outrageous theories out there. Are the lizard people controlling your morning coffee? Maybe. Is the moon made of cheese? We’ll discuss that too!
Get ready for:
Bizarre stories that will blow your mind!
Hilarious insights into the conspiracy world!
Guest appearances from fellow truth-seekers and comedians!
Hit that subscribe button to join the most entertaining conspiracy club on the internet! Don’t forget to ring the bell and stay tuned for new episodes where every week is a new rabbit hole of laughter and lunacy!
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- "Crazy Divorces" | The Modern Apes | w/ Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-GaddDec 10, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minThe Modern Apes Podcast dives into the complicated world of divorce! Join comedians Daniel Bridge-Gadd & Tristan Bowling as they bring their signature blend of true stories and hard-core comedy to the topic of splitting up. Expect laughs, maybe some tears, and definitely some questionable takes. Tell your mama, aunty, and granny cause they bout to learn something, you heard!!!
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- "Obscure Holidays" | The Modern Apes Podcast | w/ Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-GaddDec 10, 2025 · 59 minJoin us for a hilarious dive into the world of comedy, where we celebrate the art of laughter, quirky traditions, and the joy of connection! In this episode, we explore the whimsical celebration of Purim, an enchanting holiday that brings together stories of courage and joy.
But wait—there’s more! We also tackle a mind-bending obscure holiday that’s sure to pique your interest. Get ready for some laugh-out-loud moments and unexpected insights as we navigate the absurdity of festive cheer.
What to Expect:
Comedy gold that’ll have you rolling on the floor!
Deep dives into cultural traditions that you never knew existed.
Engaging discussions filled with humor and heart.
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- "Thanksgiving Wars" | The Modern Apes Podcast w/ Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-GaddNov 30, 2025 · 1 hr 4 minHappy Thanksgiving Everyone! We got a hot ep of the Modern Apes for you! This week to celebrate the holiday we are doing a Thanksgiving "Bracket War" to find the best Thanksgiving food of all time. Tell us what you think in comment sections cause we would love to know.
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- "Revolutionary Inventions" | The Modern Apes Podcast w/ Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-GaddNov 18, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minHey whats up team, thanks for tuning in for another week of The Modern Apes. This week we are talking iventions that changed the world!Daniel is talking football and Tristan is talking adult toys, and it could't be a more on brand episode!! Tell a friend about the cast!!SEE DANIEL HEADLINE PHOENIX NOV. 23RD @ THE HOUSE OF COMEDYhttps://az.houseofcomedy.net/events/daniel-bridge-gadd/Join the $1 Patreon to see more of the boys weekly!https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes?vanity=user
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- "Food Shenanigans" | Paul Deen & Waffle House | ft. Andrew Orellana | The Modern Apes PodcastNov 12, 2025 · 1 hr 9 minGET TICKETS TO SEE DANIEL HEADLINE IN PHOENIXhttps://az.houseofcomedy.net/events/daniel-bridge-gadd/And if you wanted to support the boys for $1 here is the link to the Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApesWe got the big man Andrew Orellana back on the pod this week and we are talking food shenanigans, specifically of the southern kind!Daniel goes in on the southern cookin' legend Paula Deen. The gang talks about her backstory and what it was that made her famous. Then of course get to the part where it all burns down because of wild racial slurs and some other things you'll hear about.While Tristan makes sure to keep the theme of the south going with the og diner, the Waffle House. Famous for waffles, underpaid employees, and more fights then World Star Hip-Hop.
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- "Nat Turner's rebellion" w/ Na'im Ali | The Modern Apes Podcast w/ Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-GaddNov 6, 2025 · 1 hr 7 minIf you like the ep be sure to support the boys at https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes and tell a friend about the cast!!
What's good team, welcome back to another ep of The Modern Apes! This week we got the homie Na'im Ali on the pod, and let me tell you...BIG S***E ep lol! It is one of our best pieces of work and we had to gorilla shoot it so the we are sorry for the blur.
Next week will be back to normal a regular in the studio!
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- Halloween Candy Tournament | The Modern Apes PodcastOct 27, 2025 · 1 hr 6 minWhats up team, and Happy Halloween! We got a spooky episode for you. The boyz dressed up in costumes as a cop and inmate, and Daniel has a crazt story of shopping at Spirit Halloween to get them in the first place.
First Tristan goes into the origin of the original Annabell who now actually is owned by comedian Matt Rife.
Then later on it is possibly one of the greatest segments in show history, IT'S THE HALLOWEEN CANDY TOURNAMENT!! Let us know what you think of each round and who you think should be the winner!
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- "Peace & Love Man" | The Modern Apes Podcast | w/ Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-GaddOct 20, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minWhat is up to best fanbase in the world!! We got another banger of an episode, we are talking PEACE & LOVE. Honestly we need a little bit more of that in todays world.
Daniel comes in how with Atlamont Free concert was the unofficial end of the modern Hippie era. With it ultimately ending with the death of one of the concert goers "Meredith Hunter" in a gruesome and live fashion.
Then on the other end of the spectrum Tristan talks about the legendary day in 1914 during World War One both sides took a break during Christmas to play a game a soccer. It ended peaceful and there was no casualties we promise!!
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- "Egyptian Conspiracies" | The Modern Apes Podcast w/ Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-GaddOct 16, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minHey Team! We got another GREAT ep this week for you. This week the boys go in to the land where it all began. Who knew it but they have some pretty strong beliefs about how stuff got to be how it is.
Daniel doesn't trust how the pyramids were built, and he goes into how he thinks they were built based on a couple cool conspiracies!
Tristan goes the other direction. He did the plot of the Brendan Frasier version if the Mummy!
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- "The Master Debater" | A Competition of Debate Proportions! | The Modern Apes PodcastOct 7, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minHello and Good Morning to all the w's in the chat or whatever the youth is saying today! We are trying something out of left field, we are having a master debate about three different types of media figures. An internet star, a one hit wonder, and a movie character of choice. This is for heavy engagement in the comments on this one, cause we need you to weigh in on who you think won. The rules are simple, 3 rounds, best 2/3 for all of the glory.
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- "Encyclopedia Of Wrestling" ft. Kyle Lewis | The Montreal Screw Job & Nacho Libre | The Modern ApesOct 7, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minWe encourage you to join at least our $1 level to catch up on all of the bonus content we have on there!
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What's good team!! We have sweet episode today's with the one and only Kyle Lewis, and we are talking wrestling!
Kyle is literally a walking encyclopedia of wrestling. We go over how he got into wrestling as a kid and who his favorite superstars were.
Then later Daniel talks about the Montreal Screw Job, which is one of the most controversial moments in the history of pro wrestling and the wwe.
Tristan is talking about the one, the only, Nacho Libre(The Real One). It honestly was probably the high point of the episode and you should stay till the end and give it a watch! If you liked the boys go ahead and give them all a follow and tell a friend about the cast!
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- "Bonnie Skates" Skateboarding Ft. Bonnie McFarlane | The Modern Apes PodcastSep 23, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minJOIN THE BOYS FOR JUICY BEHIND THE SCENES ON PATREON!!
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Happy Monday team! We got a BANGER of an episode with stand up comedian Bonnie McFarlane. Bonnie is a New York city comedian fresh off of her Fallon appearance, she came in with a new skateboarding hobby she picked up. This is one of those eps where the guests take a shot at the structure of the podcast which you all seem to love for some reason. Enjoy!!
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- "Lets Go Racing" | Dale Earnhardt Sr. & The Isle of Man | The Modern Apes PodcastSep 15, 2025 · 1 hr 4 minYoooooo! Thank you for tuning in for another HOT ep! Boogity Boogity Boogity we are going racing this week. The boys decided on a team only ep this week to take a look into two of some of the most noticeable drivers and races to walk the world.
Daniel kicks us off and goes into the storied racing history and tragic death of the legend Dale Earnhardt Sr.
If you like a little bit more of the oversees bike racing, then Tristan has something for you. He is goinig into the high stakes world of bike racing at The Isle of Man!!
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- "North American Pavement Camps" ft. Alexis Ramirez | The Modern Apes PodcastSep 8, 2025 · 1 hr 9 minHappy start of the week to all of you out there! We are officially moved to Mondays and are excited to have you start your week with us! This week we have very funny stand up comedian Alexis Ramirez on the cast this week to talk about the Japanese internment camps in the 40's during world war II. Its honestly a great episode to learn something and to totally not do cancellable accents for an hour! lol!!
Tristan talks about Pat Morita, aka Mr. Miyagi!! He was actually taken to an internment camp in california and then has a CRAZY redemption arch to becoming the famous actor we know today!
At the end of the episode Daniel brings up the Central park 5, a little more on the gruesome side but they do the hokie pokie and figure it out together. (Watch the ep fully to get what that means!
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- "CRASH OUTS THROUGH HISTORY" | Wyatt Earp & Boston Tea Party | The Modern Apes PodcastAug 29, 2025 · 1 hr 19 minWhats good team! New week new cast, this week the boys are talking crash outs in honor of Raja Jackson absolutely beating a guy in a wrestling ring.
Tristan starts us off with one of the biggest crash outs in American History....The Boston Tea Party! From all the events that lead up to it, and what role it would ultimately play in the revolutionary war.
Daniel took a little bit of an L this week with his topic, but the details were sick. He is going in on the Sheriff of Tombstone Wyatt Earp! The feud that he had with the Outlaw cowboys that would end with a historical battle at the OK coral. Tune in all the way to the end to see the patreon names read out!
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- "LOVE STORIES" (AI Takeover! + Bonnie & Clyde) ft. Nick Viagas | The Modern Apes PodcastAug 22, 2025 · 1 hr 9 minWhat's good team, thank for tuning in for another week of The Modern Apes Podcast with the boyz Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd! Their guest this week is comedian, podcaster, and boyfriend of Olivia Carter, Nick Viagas!
The boys are talking love and love stories this week, and they ask Nick a grip of questions about his personal conquests in the past, and why he thinks this one might be THE one.
Then later on in the episode Tristan goes into the origin story of Bonnie and Clyde, it was hilarious how Nick gave Tristan the wrap up light half way through!
Daniel brings it home with a couple stories of the title wave that is AI and how some poor soles have taken a liking to them a little too much! One guy went as far as to marry his.....Emma....and it gets even more wild!
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- "FLORIDA'S BEST" ft. Jared Waters | The Modern Apes PodcastAug 18, 2025 · 1 hr 12 minWhat's up yall, thank you for coming back for another week of The Modern Apes!
This week we have on hilarious stand up comedian Jared Waters, FRESH off his Don't Tell comedy special!
We going to Fleerdda this week! Jared is an army brat who lived all over but settled in Florida for the longest time.
Daniel talks about the Miami hurricanes scandals of the 80's and today, while Tristan goes in with another murder mystery! Real vintage episode of the cast and as always tell a friend and subscribe to the Patreon if you want more stuff like the fishing video!!
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- "CHARISMA" L. Ron Hubbard + The Real Jonestown | The Modern Apes PodcastAug 18, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minDaniel Bridge-Gadd & Tristan Bowling are back in this weeks ep of The Modern Apes podcast! The topic of the day is CHARISMA!! The way that the boy's interpreted that is wildly different.
Tristan goes first with one of the most charismatic men in history.....the founder of Scientology L. Ron Hubbard! It get a little freaky how he comes to power and the fact that it wasn't that long ago!
Daniel(by fan request) is doing the Jonestown mass unaliving that shocked the world. From the leader down to the kids born on the compound, this is one of the most gruesome stories about charisma used for evil in recent memory.
Enjoy this Softcore History, Hardcore Comedy episode with the boys! If you liked this and want more, as always join the guys weekly on PATREON!
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- "High Society" | Hamptons Murder Mystery + Skull & Bones Society | Ft. Ted JonesAug 18, 2025 · 1 hr 4 minTristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd are back at it again with a great episode for you about high society! They brought on the homie Ted Jones to talk about it.
Daniel goes into the murder of Ted Ammon, a real estate tycoon who was brutally murdered by the electrician who was working for the family. It gets intense so be prepared!
Tristan goes into the secret society of the Skull and Bones organization. It has had some of the most influential people in American history in it, and what they get up to is no good!
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- "Cheaters" | Tim Donaghy Fixed NBA Games & The Chicago White Sox Cheating ScandalJul 28, 2025 · 1 hr 13 minJOIN THE BOYS ON PATREON FOR ONLY $1 TO START!!!
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What's good team! We are back with another episode of the Modern Apes Podcast. We got a HOT one for you this week, we are talking CHEATERS. Not the type of cheating your dad did to your mom, but some of the biggest sports cheating scandals of modern sports history. NBA Ref Tim Donaghy and the mob run Chicago "Black Sox."
Daniel goes all the way back to when the J's ran the Mob and used that influence to collab with White sox players to help throw an ENTIRE WORLD SERIES! Its a wild time and if you like high energy comedy based sports podcasting, you'll love this!
Tristan is taking a look at the man, the myth, the legend(lol) Tim Donaghy!
This one goes all the way to the top, he was cheating and took the NBA for $300,000 before anyone got wise to the scam. Listen to the vampire king give you an even deeper break down into the world of corruption!
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- "Battle of The Brands" | McDonalds vs. Burger King & Coca-Cola vs. PepsiJul 18, 2025 · 1 hr 6 minJoin The Boys on Their POPPING PATREON! It's literally 4 quarters monthly!
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What's good team! Thank you again for tuning into another ep of the pod. This week the Modern Ape boyz are getting into some of the most ruthless and public BRAND WARS in American History!
Daniel kicks us off with a DEEP dive into the biggest fast food battle anyone has ever laid eyes on, McDonalds versus their mortal enemy Burger King! Learn about the hilarious (beef) between the two burger titans, and let us know if you also think the BK King mascot is creepy!
In the second half Tristan gives his unique version of the epic battle of diabetes distributors, COCA-COLA & PEPSI. He goes into the tactics used by both companies in the early 1900's to become the absolute legends they are to day. Also why weirdly enough there is a racial divide between the two brands, and why burning Michael Jacksons hand didn't sway the chocolate audience at all!!
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- "Summer Time" Jean Shorts & George Foreman | The Modern Apes PodcastJul 18, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minWhat's good team! Welcome back to another episode of the modern apes! This week the boys dive into SUMMER! Which they both interpreted in their own way.
Tristan kicks us off with the origin of the "Jean Short" and how it was a sign of rebellion in its time, around the hippy movement!
While Daniel goes in on an American staple of summer, the "George Foreman Grill." Which was at one point the staple of low income USA!
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- "Villains" Genghis Khan & Ivan The TerribleJul 18, 2025 · 1 hr 4 minWhat's up team! This week we are talking VILLAINS! Daniel goes into the tale of Ivan the Terrible, and let me tell you it is not for the weak. While Tristan gives a sick breakdown on Genghis Khan that you won't want to miss!
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- "Heroes" Steve Irwin & Pat TillmanJun 30, 2025 · 1 hr 15 minTristan is FRESH off his Legion of Skanks appearance and back with Daniel, as the boys tackle some of what they call HEROES!
Daniel goes into the life and time of Pat Tillman. A football star at Arizona State University and stand out for the Arizona Cardinals, Tillman was a city and state legend. After the attacks of 01' Pat and his brother enlisted and were sent to the war. How it ended, well lets say it wasn't great.
Tristan goes with everyones favorite Australian croc wrangler Steve Irwin. He goes into his work turning the Australian Zoo into a global sensation, then how he became the face of a movement for a generation. We hope you enjoy, sorry these both end in a certain way but you cant have light without the dark.
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