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This Hoe got Roaches in Her Crib Ft. Kam PattersonJul 6, 2024 · 1 hr 9 minComedian Kam Patterson joins the Turtle Reads to discuss the urban satire This Hoe Got Roaches in her Crib.- Electroboy ft. Kat RamzinskiJun 29, 2024 · 1 hr 7 minKat Ramzinski joins Melissa and Clay to discuss Electroboy, the Memoirs of a Maniac
- A Haunting on Mars ft. Zach ChapmanJun 18, 2024 · 1 hr 51 minMelissa and Clay discuss A Haunting on Mars graphic novel with writer Zach Chapman
- The Autumnal w/ Chris ShehanJun 12, 2024 · 53 minMelissa and Clay have comic book artist Chris Shehan on to discuss his book, The Autumnal.
- And How they Fumbled! W/ Gene SelassieMay 29, 2024 · 54 minClay Foreman and Melissa Diaz are joined by author Gene Selassie and dive into the world of wrestling while discussing his book "And How they rumbled"
- The Dark Tower Comic Book 2 ft. Janice MinMay 12, 2024 · 1 hr 21 minCome with us as we continue exploring the Dark Tower comics, although haphazardly, with our wonderful guest Janice Min
- The Gunslingers Pet ft. Craig FergolaApr 4, 2024 · 1 hr 21 minCraig Fergola rejoins Melissa and Clay on the podcast to discuss the first Dark Tower novel, The Gunslinger, and enjoy a few semi heated debates.
- Guards, Guards!Mar 16, 2024 · 1 hr 16 minClay and Melissa discuss the Discworld novel Guards, Guards! And delve into politics and conspiracies.
- Andre The Giant: Cock and All ft. MC LunchboxxMar 4, 2024 · 1 hr 1 minMc Lunchboxx joins us as we discuss Andre The Giant: Life and Legend.
- AI Dune w/ Gene Getman and Justin O'DonnellFeb 16, 2024 · 1 hr 20 minClay and Melissa are joined by both Gene Getman and Justin O'Donnell as they discuss Dune as well as AI, autism, and spice.
- The Dark Tower of ComicsFeb 2, 2024 · 1 hr 4 minReturning Guest Craig Fergola joins the podcast to lead us through the world of Stephen Kings The Dark Tower.
- Sandman: Lucid Dream NounsJan 8, 2024 · 1 hr 22 minJoin Clay, Melissa and special guest Austin-based comedian Jimmy Clifford as they ramble about Sandman Vol. 4 and 5 for another meandering episode of the Turtle Reads Pod.
- Sandy Man Volume 1Nov 29, 2023 · 50 minJoin Clay and Melissa as they wander around the plot to Neil Gaimen's Sandman Vol. 1 of the Sandman series, with plenty of ADD-infused tangents derailing the conversation along the way.
- Good Omens Guardian Angels and Clay's New NicknameNov 8, 2023 · 56 minClay and Melissa meander through the plot to Nail Gamen and Terry Pratchett's Good Omen's with plenty of distractions and tangential adventures along the way.
- the Ones Who Walk Away From SkankfestOct 15, 2023 · 1 hr 1 minClay and Melissa meander through the plot to The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K. Leguinne and Skankfest Hijinks
- American CringeOct 10, 2023 · 52 minClay and Melissa meander through Neil Gamon's American Gods with a plethora of cringe and/or funny pit stops along the way.
- The Neverending Podcast StorySep 25, 2023 · 57 minClay and Melissa ramble through Micheal Ende's Neverending Story with plenty of pit stops about food, drugs and whatever offensive thought that can possibly come out of a couple of people with ADD's heads.
- Wee Wee MenSep 12, 2023 · 1 hrClay and Melissa meander through the plot of Terry Pratchett's Wee Free Men, the 30th novel of the Discworld series.
- Carpe HR Lady's JugulumAug 28, 2023 · 55 minClay and Melissa meander through Terry Pratchett's 23rd installment of the Discworld series, "Carpe Jugulum." With lengthy pit stop at the most hellish place on planet earth: The HR Department.
- Maskerade of StupidAug 14, 2023 · 47 minClay and Melissa meader through Terry Pratchett's "Maskerade," from the Discworld saga, plus drugs, sensory deprivation tanks, chiropractic scams, and more.
- Lords and Ladies, I just crapped my pants (hold for applause)Jul 31, 2023 · 44 minMelissa and Clay meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Lords and Ladies.
- HR Ladies AbroadJul 17, 2023 · 47 minClay and Melissa meander through Terry Pratchett's Discworld novel, Witches Abroad
- Equal Rites for Witches and WhoresJul 4, 2023 · 1 hr 1 minClay and Melissa meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's third Discworld novel, Equal Rites, with plenty of tangents into pedos, whores, hoes, tricks, marks, johns and what we had for breakfast to boot.
- Raising Steam on 9/11Jun 20, 2023 · 54 minClay and Melissa meander through the plot to Raising Steam, with plenty of rants about politicians and bureaucrats to go around.
- Holy Wood: Back to AfricaMay 13, 2023 · 53 minMelissa and Clay are joined by Austin comedian Craig Fergola to blast through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Holy Wood of the Discworld universe, and meander through hot topics like DIY movie making, the best cuisines for when you're under the influence, and Clay's high school book of poetry.
- Color of Magic Fart LightsApr 5, 2023 · 58 minClay and Melissa blast off into the plot for Terry Pratchett's Color of Magic, Book 1 of the Discworld series. Plenty of fart jokes and existential conversation along the way.
- Chood 'um Light FantasticMar 23, 2023 · 1 hr 22 minClay and Melissa ramble on about accents, Chinese crack cocaine, and plow through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Light Fantastic like a couple of champs
- Ballerina Fish and SourceryMar 22, 2023 · 1 hr 8 minClay and Melissa meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Sourcery, avant garde theater and of course delicious food
- Thief of Time versus ADHDFeb 27, 2023 · 1 hr 52 minMelissa and Clay meander through the plot to Thief of Time, making the obligatory pit stops to talk about bibles, puns and African villages
- Christmas Movies: Hogfather > Die Hard?Jan 20, 2023 · 58 minClay and Melissa discuss foreign policy, lobotomized aristocrats, knighthood and the Hogfather in episode 2 of Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.
- Small Gods and Dolphins with Down's SyndromeJan 20, 2023 · 1 hr 41 minClay and Melissa discuss Small Gods, Hippos, Alligators, and dive into the basics of the gods, religions, and geography behind the worldbuilding of Terry Pratchett's Discworld.
- Soul Music and the HogfatherDec 29, 2022 · 1 hr 19 minMelissa and Clay dive into Soul Music and cover some of the Hogfather for the holidays in this inaugural episode of The Turtle Moves Podcast
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