Podcast
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
Hosted by Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.
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- Ep. 285 - Neti or NotMay 14, 2026 · 55 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Billionaire racial slurs, 28 year-old's in high school and boiling water. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Persnickety PodMay 11, 2026 · 36 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about fun word origins, pig part transplants and the difference between $9 and $10 coffee. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- EP. 284 - The Met GalaMay 7, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about The Met Gala and nothing else. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - EntroducingMay 4, 2026 · 37 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the a dog following its heart, dead husband holograms, and 30th anniversary albums PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 283 - Venmo AmericaMay 1, 2026 · 58 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about toys returning to cereal boxes, Delaware Marathon ending, and the government accepting donations. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - 5'6 or 5'7Apr 27, 2026 · 48 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the oldest jar of jam they'd try, and the tarnishing of a bear's name in an insurance fraud scheme. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 282 - Wedding ShortsApr 23, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about newly Albanian former mayor Eric Adams, a tasty Lego scam hits Target, and a collection of live concerts hits the internet. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - 90 Years YoungApr 20, 2026 · 45 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return to original recipe Reese, Robots crashing into bus shelters and record dead hang for a 90 year old! PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 281 - Pull Your Snake OutApr 16, 2026 · 56 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Costa Rican snakes, long term hospital stays and the passing of a surfing legend. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Stealthy ShaApr 13, 2026 · 42 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about chewing on nails in your ice cream, being let down by the latest new burger craze, and how stealth is Shalewa. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 280 - Ground Bound PlaneApr 9, 2026 · 1 hr 2 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about flying busses, when are nicknames at work okay, and fighting centipedes. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Tough Love HelpsApr 6, 2026 · 43 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about shrinking PopTarts, Taco Bell leaning into self care, and protein heavy cereal going too far. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 279 - Heaven sent mistakesApr 2, 2026 · 50 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the ending of the Metaverse, Afroman's victory in court and LaRussell's social media vacation. Recorded at FourB Studios PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 278 - Boy BowlsMar 26, 2026 · 50 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Pokemon Go being used against us, meals for men on the go, and being left on an MRI table for 6 hours. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Banksy vs. BanskyMar 23, 2026 · 50 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the man behind Banksy, Google AI glasses capturing too much of your private life, and how to smuggle 2000 ants. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 277 - Black JackMar 19, 2026 · 1 hr 18 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Oscars, the cancelation of Magic City night, and the Black Jack Harlow. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Lady LuckMar 16, 2026 · 41 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Target trying to come back into our homes, Racoon burglars and a woman who won $50k lottery a year after winning it before! PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 276 - Teacups to BreakupsMar 12, 2026 · 1 hrIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about teacup pigs growing up, camel beauty contest drauma, and Sunday recording sessions. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Big Momma's Lotto AlgoMar 9, 2026 · 35 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squirrels taking down the internet, traveling toucans, and Lotto system pays off in Ohio. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 275 - Squeaky Show TraumaMar 5, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squeaky sneakers, tipsy school lunches, and the legend of Magic City. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Cold Cuts and Take OutMar 2, 2026 · 43 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Trader Joe's recall, undercover police at the Lunar New Year's parade, and how many loose pigs are there in Alabama. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 274 - IMDB or DeathFeb 26, 2026 · 1 hr 16 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about levels of friendship, midevil Yankee fitted, and tv show fans battle on the internet. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Snake skinFeb 23, 2026 · 40 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about llama crews solving crimes, pickleball wars, and when its the right time to turn into a snake. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 273 - No Latex in ItalyFeb 19, 2026 · 1 hrIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sad horses, Area 51, and the lack of condoms at the Olympics. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Kick Rocks Kid RockFeb 16, 2026 · 42 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Kid Rock's canceled tour and Waymo being controlled by workers in other countries. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 272 - A.I. GastorFeb 12, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Bad Bunny halftime show and the alternative, Sysco paying out it's truck drivers, and the unimpressive power of Grok. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Turkeys Gone WildFeb 9, 2026 · 41 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about more killer elephants, new rules at Cracker Barrel corporate, and wild turkeys attacking post office workers. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 271 - What Were We Talking About?Feb 5, 2026 · 55 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sock technology, the Grammys, and the halftime show PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Magic MomentFeb 2, 2026 · 39 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a museum dedicated to personal failures, a rescue mission needed for pet rats and break up between Rhode Island and Mr. Potato Head. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 270 - Snow Storm FlyJan 29, 2026 · 38 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the east coast snow storm clean up job, loose lions, and corrupt DEA agents get caught helping childhood friends. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Still ColdJan 26, 2026 · 46 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a town filled with donkeys, eating AI art, fighting SAD. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 269 - On BrandJan 22, 2026 · 52 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about killer elephants, bears finding comfort under your home, and Disney workers going above and beyond. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 268 - Dame DashedJan 9, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about lawsuits over the McRib, getting hurt at an Outback Steakhouse bathroom, and ranking the cleanest airline water. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Doughnut CandlesJan 5, 2026 · 32 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about drinking nitrogen cocktails, changes in the porta potty business, and dealing with the constant smell of doughnuts. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 267 - Pee ClearJan 1, 2026 · 53 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans for 2026, dressing as your mother to collect her pension, and the struggles of Waymo. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - 43 & CountingDec 29, 2025 · 35 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of traditional mail service in Denmark, giving birth in a Waymo, and how many proposals is too many proposals. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 266 - A.J.B.T.T.F.Dec 26, 2025 · 1 hr 4 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about ending poverty, Dracula themed park and punchin Jake Paul in the face. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Crisp Cloud White TDec 22, 2025 · 54 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about claiming pets as dependents, the most Google'd sex questions of the year and Pantone picking a bland color of the year. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 265 - Giant SantaDec 18, 2025 · 57 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about oversized holiday decorations, 92-year-old gamers, and poorly named female medicine. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Not that AdolfDec 15, 2025 · 39 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a politician overcoming a less-than-ideal name, a tv producer inspired by her day job to commit crime, and a drone deliverying a nice dinner to some inmates. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 264 - Dialogue on DialogueDec 11, 2025 · 1 hr 2 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about overeating steak, Netflix buying up the industry, and are we on too many socials. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - Fart for your MemoryDec 8, 2025 · 32 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a pet owner who is being fined because of it's tresspassing cat, the effects of immigration policies on other industries, and why we need farts for brain health PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 263 - Racoon RatchetDec 4, 2025 · 56 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about causing traffic for a bad music video, drunk racoons, and the business you didn't think of that would be hurt by Trump's policies. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - We're all shook upDec 1, 2025 · 42 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the limitations of AI, eagles dropping surprises, and judges dressing up as Elvis. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 262 - Turkey and DreamsNov 27, 2025 · 59 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Thanksgiving Day plans, alternative ways to get your dream job, and the bears keep winning. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - I was meant to CookNov 24, 2025 · 37 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about turkey flavored Oreo's, butter and mayo joining forces and finding your passion during sick leave. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 261 - Alienation of AffectionNov 20, 2025 · 1 hr 4 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about forgotten divorce laws in North Carolina, SNAP benefits under attack, and the Neptunes on Politics. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Bonus EP - In the name of STEMNov 17, 2025 · 35 minIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Amazon lawsuit settlement, meaningless pickle breaking record is broken, and the best exercise you can get during sex. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- Ep. 260 - Scam ResponsiblyNov 13, 2025 · 58 minIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about stadium naming rights, cloning pets, and how to scam on dating sites. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- After These Messages (drum roll) We'll Be Right BackNov 10, 2025 · 4 minPATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono David Collins Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte