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Too Woke Boys 231: LA is on FireJan 15, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minThe boys get together to discuss the situation around the fire in LA, and also an announcement about the show.
Chris unveils a new sound to celebrate representation in film.
The boys talk about the big winner at the Golden Globes.
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https://beacons.ai/malc- Too Woke Boys: 230: Right Before The Ceremonial Ball Drop 😏Dec 31, 2024 · 1 hr 4 minThe boys get together to bring you the final episode of 2024.
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- Too Woke Boys 229: 3 Wise Men = 3 Side Dudes🧐Dec 24, 2024 · 1 hr 1 minThe boys get together to discuss the celebration of Christmas Eve. Who are the wise men and what was their relationship to Mary. The boys speculate whether or not they could have been dudes on Mary's roster of situationships.
The Cheeto made the cover of Time Magazine, the boys weigh in on if that is appropriate, who else has been on the cover and what major influential characters have not been on the cover (us).
The boys also discuss WNBA drama, they play basketball too but the catty girl fighting is more interesting. The drama is around Caitlyn Clark getting the MVP, the backlash, and her acceptance/ apology for receiving an award.
The boys get an email from a celebrity.
Chris brings up an iconic clip from the show said celebrity hosted.
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- Too Woke Boys 228: Luigi Pulls Mask To Reveal He Is WaluigiDec 17, 2024 · 53 minThe boys are back from a rigorous travel schedule of "doing the work" to discuss the very pressing issue around the Luigi Mangione case. How he was possibly rich, his possible motives, how hot he is, and how his grandma had a "don't kill anyone" clause in the will that would leave him a fortune.
The boys also discuss the Daniel Penny case and the inherent racism that is still going on in this country. The boys discuss how to look at the facts of this case and which ones to ignore so you can hold the correct opinion.
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- Too Woke Boys 227: Exploring The Racism Of Karate 🥋Dec 10, 2024 · 55 minThe boys discuss the inherent racism of Karate. Which leads to the discussion of the famous pickleball face kick, also the boys talk about how they leave it all on the field for coed sports leagues and how to make it fair for everyone by not "taking it easy" on the girls in the league.
The boys bring up the new "only wrestlers" platform started by Rob Van Dam and Katie Forbes.
There is a cruise for people who don't want to be here for the Cheeto presidency.
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- Too Woke Boys 226: Fighting Capitalism By Not PayingDec 3, 2024 · 53 minThe boys get together for a prerecorded episode to discuss black friday shenanigans, how to fight capitalism.
This leads to a conversation about the ballot measures that passed in California. How several counties flipped red.
The boys talk about non violent crime, how it should be treated,
Chris and Col discuss the gifts that the wisemen brought in the bible. Which leads to the discussion of love languages.
There is apparently a rich people gift company that was mentioned in an ad disguised as an actual article about gift giving.
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- Too Woke Boys 225: Give Thanks? No ThanksNov 26, 2024 · 56 minThe boys get together to discuss how to handle thanksgiving.
Chris gives a land acknowledgment.
Chris talks about being more knowledgeable than the entire boomer generation because he went to a liberal arts school and is a barista.
The boys talk about Native American representation in film and offer a casting process to get more actresses.
There was a video of a pickleball altercation that got out of hand. The boys discuss the etiquette of how to retaliate. Baseball has its unwritten rules, and we have to figure out what they will be for pickleball.
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- Too Woke Boys 224: Big Mike Goes DownNov 19, 2024 · 54 minThe boys get together to discuss the Tyson vs Paul fight, workout culture and how they get confused as trainers all the time at the gym.
The boys discuss hunjoe and his brilliant political content, the boys also discuss the queen Sarah Cooper, and bentellect. Some of the best online content creators of our time.
Bentellect's antics lead to a discussion about complimenting women and if cat calling ever has worked in the history of cat calling.
Liberal women are swearing off sex, while conservative women are celebrating by making more children.
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- Too Woke Boys 223: Building a Wall (Emotionally)Nov 12, 2024 · 1 hr 17 minThe boys get together in a somber studio to discuss the results of the election.
The boys review some great takes that people and businesses had right after the election.
The boys lay out the numbers of exit polls to find out who to be mad at.
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- Too Woke Boys 222: Angel Numbers on Election Day 😇Nov 5, 2024 · 58 minThe boys get together for a very special day, a historic date in our beautiful American history (or "Her"story 🥹)... OR it could quite possibly the absolute worst day in the world's history. Now is not the time to be a jerk and vote for what you want. You have to vote like your life depends on it. (and you know EXACTLY what we mean by that).
The boys talk about the importance of democracy. The appearances of Kamala and Trump on the biggest podcasts they did and also how they were received.
The boys also discuss the passing of Quincy Jones, the tale of Peanut the Squirrel, Trumps political stunts aka side jobs he's picked up along the campaign trail, and Pizza Hut's brilliant new way to help you get a job.
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- Too Woke Boys 221: Offering Risqué Costume CertificationsOct 29, 2024 · 1 hr 5 minThe boys get together to discuss Halloween, how to get your costume approved by the Too Woke Boys (this is for women only).
The boys talk about halloween plans, crashing parties, costume ideas...
Producer Alex donated his costume to a homeless man, he tells the story and shows the pics.
Joe Rogan had the Cheeto on, and the boys weigh in.
Email from a listener about an organ harvesting case in KY.
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- Too Woke Boys 220: Starting a WNBA Expansion TeamOct 22, 2024 · 1 hr 7 minThe boys get together to discuss Donald Trump working a shift at McDonalds. The upcoming world series matchup, the WNBA finals just happened I'm pretty sure and the boys love it. Chris gives a heartwarming shout out to the winning team and talks about his extreme fandom of WNBA stuff.
One Direction lost former member Liam Payne, the boys honor him and offer to start a new band called two directions to represent bi women.
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- Too Woke Boys 219: Calling In FEMA(les) 😏😈😉Oct 15, 2024 · 1 hr 9 minThe boys get together to discuss how they are not workout guys.
There was a discussion about what the deal is with FEMA.
Trump says he will sit with Joe Rogan.
60 minutes has a controversy with the Harris interview.
Limp Bizkit sues universal over royalties.
A new Kamala Harris ad reaching out to masculine boys, casted by los angeles improv actors
An email from a listener!
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- Too Woke Boys 218: Lizzo Be (Not) EatingOct 8, 2024 · 1 hr 7 minThe boys convene for today's pod to discuss the VP debates, how there are plenty of content and news sources to show that your team won.
Hurricanes are happening because you know why.
There is a picture showing the damage done to a place right after a Trump rally as if its not what every post event looks like with trash everywhere to be cleaned up because an event happened.
Elon Musk makes an appearance at the Trump rally and the boys talk about the pics of Elon at the rally.
Its also breast cancer awareness month so the boys are all about healthy (large) breasts.
Lizzo devastates her biggest fans dropping weight, this is a betrayal in the body positive community.
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- Too Woke Boys 217: Supporting Sydney Sweeney (Like a Bra)Oct 1, 2024 · 1 hr 9 minThe boys get together to discuss hurricane Helene, they then have to figure out if they care about the state of North Carolina.
John Kerry wants the first amendment to be reevaluated because climate change.
Lebanon is really going through it and the boys are looking to help any displaced women.
Mayor Eric Adams pleads not guilty to federal corruption charges.
Sydney Sweeney has several articles out about her breasts and the boys come to their defense.
A letter from a big time listener who is in a jam.
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- Too Woke Boys 216: Freak Off A LeashSep 24, 2024 · 1 hr 11 minThe boys get together to discuss the current updates regarding the P Diddy situation, the freak offs, the baby oil, etc.
Kamala Harris accepts invitation from CNN for 2nd presidential debate, invites Trump.
Macklemore chants against America, and the boys come to the conclusion that he is trying to steal their woke boy valor.
The boys address the wild information about the Hezbollah pager and walkie talkie attacks.
The boys thank a fan for their contributions to the show, the boys also offer their philanthropy to any women out there that will have it.
An email from a fan.
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- Too Woke Boys 215: Shots Fired (Again)Sep 17, 2024 · 1 hr 12 minThe boys get into the show by talking about yet another attempt on former president and current cheeto Donald Trump.
Donald Trump announces his hatred for Taylor Swift after her post endorsing Kamala.
Viral video shows Biden wearing a Trump hat.
The boys talk emmys.
Also the notes app apology saga continues, this time its Dave Growl to deliver a solid notes app apology.
Also in band fight news Jane's Addiction ends tour over fighting on stage.
The boys also give advice, and hear a few poems for poetry corner.
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- Too Woke Boys 214: Silence is Violence (The Boys Are Very Loud)Sep 10, 2024 · 1 hr 8 minThe boys are back from a little hiatus of pre-recorded episodes to talk about using AI content, the four hour work day/ week, and obviously how dedicated the boys are to bringing our (very dumb, uneducated) listeners the highest level, uplifting and enriching content.
The boys discuss the upcoming debate, the school shooting, and the heat wave.
Bradley Whitford Slams Cheryl Hines for not speaking out after her husband endorsed Trump for president. The boys weigh out the possible options for what to do when you have a political disagreement with a family member or loved one. The boys also weigh in on George Bush's silence on his stance in the election this year.
The boys read an email from a influencer and fan.
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- Too Woke Boys 213: Catch Flights AND Feelings For The Boys 😏Sep 3, 2024 · 1 hr 1 minThis episode was prerecorded on 08-18-24
The boys discuss flying etiquette, joining the mile high club, and also joining the same club for riding a public bus.
Col brings in a buzzfeed article that is classic buzzfeed fun. Probably written by a team of comedy writers, Chris guesses a joke in the article unintentionally.
The boys finally address emails...
Poetry corner, FMK, and Would You Rathers from listeners!
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- Too Woke Boys 212: 🎶 So No One Told You (Matthew Perry's Plug) Life Was Gonna Be This Way (👏👏👏👏)🎶Aug 27, 2024 · 54 minThe boys get together in a prerecorded episode (recorded on 08-18-24).
The boys discuss Matthew Perry's case situation.
The Australian breakdancer Raygun and the controversy surrounding them and the corruption involved in the case.
The boys get into more fairy tale stories when they discuss the details around the Rapunzel story.
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- Too Woke Boys 211: Very Demure BoysAug 20, 2024 · 54 minThe boys get together to record a barrage of episodes because of scheduling.
The boys discuss the "Very Demure" meme.
CNN puts a "People Magazine" style article for what celebrities will be at the DNC instead of what the policies or topics of interest that may be covered. It's more important to know that Queen Bae or T-Swift will be there instead of asking what platform candidates will be running on.
Trump and Elon talk on X or Twitter as it used to be called.
The boys discuss the shift in the left and right over moral panic and free love movement type stuff. This all happens because of the pic of Lauren Boebert's body tattoo.
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- Too Woke Boys 210: When Your X Is Back On XAug 13, 2024 · 1 hr 10 minThe boys discuss Donald Trump breaking silence on X.
Harris announces an elimination of taxes on tips for service workers.
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- Too Woke Boys 209: White Dudes For Whatever Women Are ForAug 6, 2024 · 1 hr 1 minThe boys get together to discuss Kamala's playlist that just went up on Spotify that was made by a political organization. Its called "It's Kamencing"
CNN says the stock market is crashing but that doesn't mean that a crash happened.
Kamala has final meetings with VP hopefuls before announcements.
RFK admits to dumping a bear carcass in NYC Central Park.
Lies men tell women on TikTok.
The boys elaborate on the White Dudes for Kamala meeting, a zoom meeting where a white woman condescends on how to speak to black people.
Doug Emhoff admits to cheating on ex wife. But it doesn't matter because he found our queen Kamala.
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- Too Woke Boys 208: Volunteering for Women's Events at the OlympicsJul 30, 2024 · 1 hr 9 minThe boys discuss the situation with the olympics, the anger they got for the opening ceremony.
Gavin Newsom issues executive order to remove homeless encampments.
Trump is virtually tied with Kamala in a new poll.
Bob Ballard speaks out after getting fired for comments about women swim team.
A grass roots organization called White Dudes for Harris just started to get white dudes jazzed for Kamala.
Grindr crashes during the RNC in Milwaukee.
Violence erupts at a Taylor Swift dance party in the UK.
The boys discuss why we are not sports guys and how we like obscure olympic sports, the women's one of course.
The boys take a look at Kamala's TikTok Account.
Chris volunteers to be a towel boy for the olympics.
A few poems were sent in by some fans.
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- Too Woke Boys 207: Kamala Is Speaking, Unburdened by What Has BeenJul 23, 2024 · 1 hr 5 minThe boys discuss Biden's surprising announcement to drop out of the presidential race. And the announcement to endorse Kamala Harris as the potential candidate for president.
Col talks about his poem that he shared on Malcolm Kelner's page and not the Too Woke Boys page.
A few emails from some listeners
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- Too Woke Boys 206: Settle Your Differences with BattleBotsJul 16, 2024 · 1 hr 10 minThe boys discuss the events of the attempted assassination of Donald Trump.
Also the charges against Donald Trump are dropped.
Alec Baldwins case is discussed.
Trump selects a VP.
Celebs Turn on Joe Biden after George Clooney says it's cool, right after raising money for the Biden campaign.
Julia Fox comes out as gay.
Simone Biles goes after people who are still mad about her heroic quitting of the last olympics.
An urgent message from a listener.
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- Too Woke Boys 205: Code Switchin' Cuz They Not Like Us ✊🏿🏀🍉Jul 9, 2024 · 1 hr 12 minThe boys get together to discuss the absence of last weeks episode due to a labor strike with Westjet Airlines. Or maybe it was an attempt to silence the boys and their message.
Chris discusses the horrors of travel, and also makes a point about how it's necessary to have diversity in flight attendants.
The boys learn about all of the special days this month. And what this month is all about now that pride is over.
The boys give their takes on the debate. France has an election.
The boys try to discuss the Taraji P. Henson and Kamala Harris Segment that was a hilarious sketch on the BET Awards and not a paid ad for a political campaign. (unfortunately the video segments we played got nuked by the algo, the original clip is on BET's website if you want to see what the boys talked about.)
The boys discuss how The Bachelor having an asian woman as the bachelorette is a huge win for the community.
A few emails from a big fan.
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- Too Woke Boys 204: Invite Her Over to Play Tony Hawk TuahJun 25, 2024 · 1 hr 11 minThe boys get together to discuss
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- Too Woke Boys 203: Showing Up Early To The Juneteenth CookoutJun 18, 2024 · 1 hr 1 minThe boys get together to discuss Juneteenth, the upcoming presidential debates.
House reinstates the draft for men ages 18-26, the boys discuss the lack of equality involved in this.
Joey Chestnut is banned from the hot dog eating contest for eating vegan hotdogs.
Billie Eilish opens up about being ghosted, and the boys make a claim about not participating in this practice.
A cancer charity apologizes for using the term "cervix" instead of "front hole"
The boys learn that they are saving women from cancer, and would be open to helping more women and they also speculate on a way women could do something similar to help men out.
Bill Belichick is doing what he did his entire career, scoring a huge touchdown late in the game against all odds.
The boys get an email from a fan, the email was urgent so hopefully the boys got to it in time.
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- Too Woke Boys 202: Women Have Chosen (Bears)Jun 11, 2024 · 1 hr 11 minThe boys get together to discuss the events of Pride month, but also how it is mens mental awareness month, and what you should think about that.
Bidens border crackdown, 11 NFL Teams have not acknowledged Pride month.
Caitlin Clark is snubbed from Olympic roster.
Medical Doctors express serious concerns about gender-transition stuff.
Brian Joy Gray was fired from the Hill for rolling her eyes at a hostage of the war between Israel and Palestine.
Red Lobster is going bankrupt and apparently that is somehow rooted in racism.
A woman who was actually attacked by a bear writes an essay on why she would still choose a bear over a man in the great debate of "would you rather be trapped with a bear or a man?"
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- Too Woke Boys 201: Queer Eyes on PalestineJun 4, 2024 · 1 hr 5 minThe boys get together to discuss the exciting beginning of pride month, and how it's definitely less celebrated than months previous.
There was a clash between Queers for Palestine and a gay pride parade.
Donald Trump is found guilty of whatever it was that he did but we know he's super bad. He is also orange.
The boys might have briefly covered The upcoming Hunter Biden case.
The boys weigh in on who will take the lead in the republican party and make important comparisons of Chris Christie to Nintendo Wii Sports people, and some thing from the Milwaukee Brewers.
A listener has a question for the boys about AI girlfriends.
An email from a listener about some sort of party or something.
Mexico has a lady president and its important to celebrate but also make it about how bad this country is for not having a lady run stuff.
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- Too Woke Boys 200: We Don't Get Paid Enough Because We Are the Voice Of WomenMay 28, 2024 · 1 hr 11 minThe boys sit down for a celebration of 200 episodes of explaining what is wrong with America.
Caitlin Clark apparently has pretty privilege according to the View. There is lots of points to dissect from the segment from The View. The boys break down every aspect of it. Chris makes a bold point about the difference in the NBA and WNBA.
doesn't "end up turning gay," Chris plays several videos from TikTok from gay teachers.
A bishop justifies his marriage to a 19 year old. And the boys weigh in on this horrendous age gap.
Morgan Spurlock passes away and the boys discuss articles about him and his documentary about McDonalds that broke the news to everyone that McDonalds is bad for you.
Former General Hospital actor Johnny Wactor, was fatally shot in downtown LA, the boys couldnt really find much about this story.
Classic Haiku from Big Ol, A listener has an urgent email for the boys.
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- Too Woke Boys 199: Let Us Cook, So Women Don't Have ToMay 21, 2024 · 1 hr 3 minThe boys get together to discuss the Iran President dying while in office.
Sean Diddy Combs apology video, and how the boys are big fans of Cassie.
The Boys talk about the Trump trial briefly
There was also a "Queers for Palestine" nonbinary teacher that is getting booed on video during a speech at a school board meeting in Dearborn, MI. - We found this on twitter.
Links that were discussed/ watched on the show:
Harrison Butker Benedictine College Commencement Speech: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKRpPPK/
P Diddy Apology Vid:
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- Too Woke Boys 198: Leaders of the Women ScoutsMay 14, 2024 · 1 hrThe boys become founders of the new Women Scouts.Let the boys know if you have any ideas on potential badges that can be earned (or whatever scouts do). Send emails to toowokeboys@gmail.com
The boys talk about Mothers day, the TikTok Trend "would you rather meet a bear or a man in the woods"
Also the boys discuss the queers for Palestine group taking over Disney in Orlando.
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- Too Woke Boys 197 w/Brad Goodwin: Amy Schumer Feeds Off The Haters 🤰May 7, 2024 · 1 hr 3 minChris is solo this week with guest comedian Brad Goodwin (@bradwingood) to discuss several topics
Amy Schumer has an article about her that compliments her resilience from people spewing hate at her when she is in public.
Linkin Park is considering a reunion tour with their new female lead singer.
Brad discusses an aussie football game he watched that had unique opening ceremony.
Chris tries to discuss the gamer gate 2 situation with Stellar Blade.
Chris and Brad discuss the portal to Florida that is Orange county and the importance of Sublime to Florida milennials.
Brad talks about drugs at Coachella.
https://youtu.be/X_hA-GCDLM8?si=QA8ITQq4GbYlfgbY
This is the lil Yachty thing Brad was talking about.
Also this was played in the show but will probably get removed when we try to post:
https://x.com/smileebwr/status/1785357697656737976?s=46&t=nHbRBOfNyw04H73zlL8jkw
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- Too Woke Boys 196: Extremism is Totally Radical Dude 🤙Apr 30, 2024 · 1 hr 4 minThe boys get together to discuss several protests happening around college campuses all over the states.
University of Washington calls their protests off over lack of diversity.
In Utah students at a middle school stage a walkout over furries bullying them.
Col brings a screenshot of a tweet from a woman who is fed up with men not liking Taylor Swift.
Britney Spears is losing her wealth and the boys have volunteered to help her manage her finances with the conservatorship.
The boys discuss Adonitology, a new religion that empowers women with curves.
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- Too Woke Boys 195: Paying The WNBA Their Fair Share (of the Mens League Profits)Apr 23, 2024 · 1 hr 2 minThe boys get together to discuss the situation around Caitlyn Clark's WNBA starting salary.
Taylor Swift blasted for saying she wants to live in 1830s in her new song.
Another guy sets himself on fire and the boys talk about how this is a productive method of activism.
The boys answer a question sent into them about the pro palestine protester who threatened the Bakersfield city council because of their silence on calling for a cease fire.
The boys get another email just a tad too late...
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- Too Woke Boys 194: Pour Out Some OJ For A Real OneApr 16, 2024 · 1 hr 1 minThe boys get together to discuss the passing of OJ Simpson, a beloved sports ball guy and actor and NOTHING ELSE...
Grimes freaks out during her Coachella set and throws her team under the bus.
The boys talk about the situation with the Golden Bachelor, Gerry and Theresa have been married for less than 5 months and they are already filing for divorce.
The situation in the middle east is getting worse.
The boys read a fire poem, and there is a very important letter from a special listener.
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- Too Woke Boys 193: Eclipsing Women's Voices So We Can Speak For ThemApr 8, 2024 · 1 hr 5 minThe boys get together to discuss the eclipse and how they saw it with their bare eyes.
The boys talk about women's NCAA basketball, and systematic racism. Chris has a video of a play that is hard to watch because of the egregious injustice occurring in the play. Chris makes a terrific analogy to authority and race relations because it's important to make everything a race war.
The rock refuses to endorse Joe Biden, now its time to refuse to endorse The Rock.
Country megastar Morgan Wallen arrested for throwing a chair off a balcony and nearly hitting a police officer. This is a delicate situation and the boys approach with nuance.
Greta Thunberg is arrested again for protesting against climate issues, its definitely very real and definitely not another fake publicity stunt for climate legislation.
Kamala Harris says really smart stuff about basketball in an interview.
Tiger Woods is not having sex to focus on golf, Col is also not having sex for podcast reasons.
Jimmy Kimmel calls the US a disgusting country after visiting Japan.
Also the boys watch an MLB 24 the show trailer to discuss DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) in video games. All of this is because of corporations popping up to make bigger companies use them as consultants. A company called Sweet Baby Inc has been injecting themselves into games to force DEI into new video games. This is why you will see a baseball simulator with a "play as a woman in the MLB" narrative in the new video game.
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- Too Woke Boys 192: Its Not Over Til The Fat Lady Quits SingingApr 2, 2024 · 1 hr 2 minThe boys get together to discuss Lizzo and her retirement via an instagram post.
Andrew Huberman has an article about him that is giving the scoop on him being a bad guy. The only other option is to quit him and fall back on content from the boys.
Also of course this is being recorded on April 1st and there is a huge totally real announcement the boys have to make.
In women's basketball, Iowa and LSU will be playing and its a great opportunity to start a race war.
Joe Biden observes the Transgender day of Visibility.
Also Netflix is using Hannah Gadsby's branding to push a comedy special using only queer performers and the boys watch the trailer.
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- Too Woke Boys 191: For Whom the Drake Bell TollsMar 26, 2024 · 59 minThe boys get together to discuss March Madness and how they are not big sports guys.
The boys also have an idea for Kate Middleton to get back at her prince husband.
The Quiet on Set documentary was pretty wild but even more wild was the interview Dan Schneider did immediately after it came out as a damage control.
Go see ally Jeff Zenisek's upcoming comedy dates!
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- Too Woke Boys 190: When We Say Go Green We Arent Talking About St Patricks Day 😑Mar 19, 2024 · 1 hr 8 minThe boys get together to discuss St Patrick's Day and how its a bad holiday.
Donald Trump unable to make bond in civil fraud case. But also he has secured the delegates needed to win the nomination.
Miami is trying to change their party city image by cracking down on crime in the city.
Someone wrote an article about how Joe Biden's shoes are for maximum stability.
Dylan Mulvaney dropped a music video and also standup comedy cause she literally does it all. The boys try to read the reviews of it but the comments have been turned off.
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- Too Woke Boys 189: Saying Nothing for International Women's Day Is Saying SomethingMar 12, 2024 · 1 hr 8 minThe boys are here saying it louder for the people in the back.
We are speaking to the women out there.
We hear you on International Women's Day.
The boys give the scoop on the State of the Union speech. It was good, its easy to tell if you just look around the country.
Nikki Haley is out of the race but its not a loss if you never admit it.
Jada Pinkett Smith supports a daughter having a similar relationship to hers.
The boys wonder what the deal is with the Oscar snub.
There was a post from Delta airlines about crying happy tears for an all female pilot situation.
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- Too Woke Boys 188: No More Black History, Its Women's History Month Now 😏Mar 5, 2024 · 1 hr 3 minThe boys get together to celebrate Women's history month!
Nikki Haley finally won a primary, it was in DC.
The Supreme Court decided that the Cheeto can be on the ballot. We have to save democracy by not letting democracy occur.
The boys celebrate Victor I. Cazares because of his protests of not taking aids medication. This is as important as what some would call the bare minimum (you know who we are talking about)
Nick Swardson is escorted off stage after bickering with crowd, the boys try to see what happened.
Gweneth Paltrow says white women have a lot to learn from the black women in her circles.
The boys get an email from someone who needs help, hopefully the boys didn't receive the message too late.
A few emails from fans!
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- Too Woke Boys 187: Showing Up Late to Black History Month ✊🏿Feb 27, 2024 · 1 hr 4 minThe boys get together to discuss the last week of black history month.
Nikki Haley refuses to drop out of the election despite losing. This is much like a friend zone strategy that the boys know all too well.
US Airman sets self on fire in front of the Israeli Embassy in Washington.
Microsoft is under fire over revelation that its white employees earn less than their diverse counterparts.
The boys discuss the Putin situation with Navalny to thwart a prisoner swap, and how the prisoner swap for a WNBA player was a mistake that Putin learned from.
Jimmy Kimmel might be ending his contract, which leaves space for the boys to be the next late night hosts.
Travis Kelce in hot water because he played a game of F, Marry, Kill and didn't marry Taylor years ago in an old interview.
The boys get a weird anonymous email from a big sports baller
guy.
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- Too Woke Boys 186: Viva Los VegasFeb 19, 2024 · 1 hr 7 minThe boys are back in the studio to weigh in on how prophetic this show is because the boys totally called everything in the Super Bowl and even knew that Kelce was going to be cringe and embarrass Taylor. The boys would never do that.
In this episode the boys discuss Chris finding a Spencer Gifts in the wild and how they do actually have Slipknot posters. Then the boys get into stock talk (no advice for trading or anything, for entertainment purposes only) for Spencer and for Applebees.
The vaguely touch on the California flooding and offer space for women to stay one night with us (one night could be as short as an hour).
The boys answer questions from the fans.
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- Too Woke Boys 185: We Totally Called The Super BowlFeb 13, 2024 · 1 hr 8 minThe boys get together to discuss how this episode is prerecorded so they are guessing about the results of the super bowl. The boys aren't big sports ball guys anyway. The boys discuss the various Taylor Swift related bets that can be made. One of them being the "Will Travis Kelce propose to Taylor at the Super Bowl.
Chris discusses his philanthropic endeavors by delivering canned goods to homeless dudes. And giving hugs to the unhoused.
The american Psychological Association argues that hiring the most qualified candidate is actually a problem.
An email from a fan suggesting how Col can get back his black card after confusing Ice T and Ice Cube
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- Too Woke Boys 184: Guess Who Wasn't With Taylor Swift On Her Super Bowl 🤔Feb 6, 2024 · 1 hr 1 minThe boys get together to discuss Groundhogs Day, and how it's an allegory for being black in America. Also the boys suggest some new ways of changing the holiday to make it more progressive.
Capitol cops refuse to file charges for the congressional floor sex tape scandal.
Bud Light partners with Shane Gillis and the boys look at the articles around the event.
Taylor Swift dominates the Grammys but guess who wasn't there to support?
Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show to campaign for the election season.
The boys will read some emails in the next ep!
TAMPA FL - See Jeff Zenisek Headline February 14 and 18th at Sidesplitters Wesley Chapel!
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Too Woke Boys 180: Our Show is Bad Because The Writers, Not Us
The boys get together for yet another gem to discuss the Jo Koy situation at the Golden Globes, Ricky Gervais won a comedy award.
Katt Williams goes after several comedians on the Shannon Sharpe
Epstein documents are out and the weirdest thing about it was Stephen Hawking.
Listener mail! Poetry Corner!
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- Too Woke Boys 183: Giving Ryan Gosling An Oscar for FeminismJan 30, 2024 · 1 hr 6 minLive Show Alert: TAMPA FL February 14th and 18th Sidesplitters Wesley Chapel Jeff Zenisek headlining!
The boys get together to discuss the Oscar nominations. Barbie snubbed but not Ken. And also the first Native American Best Actress nominee
The boys also address the comments on this show being like being on the back of the bus in 8th grade.
The Vince McMahon is accused of several things in a lawsuit brought on by a former employee.
Applebees launched a new $200 Weekly Date Night Pass and it sold out immediately.
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- Too Woke Boys 182: Standing Your Ground Against The UnhousedJan 23, 2024 · 1 hr 1 minThe boys get together to discuss Ron DeSantis and Vivek Ramaswamy dropping out of the race right after Iowa.
Michelle Obama might enter the race and the boys lament how awesome it would be if she would be cancelled by body positive activists for promoting not being fat during the Obama presidency.
Alec Baldwin back in the news for involuntary manslaughter charges.
KY is passing a bill that would allow people to "stand their ground' against homeless people camping in their yards.
Football fans are mad at the Taylor Swift coverage on social media.
Trans golfer Hailey Davidson wins women's tournament increasing chances to LPGA qualifier.
Someone made a fake Joe Biden AI robot
caller to tell people not to vote in the democratic primary.
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