Podcast
TOTAL TRASH LIVE! with Pete Zias
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Episodes
- TTL PODCAST #34 Versace through the Door!Apr 6, 2026 · 50 minGet that dead JFK JR. look for Spring! Ding Dong skakes and Lori Loughlin new face? Blast off with TSA.! Good Luck!
- TTL PODCAST #33 A David Affair?Jun 3, 2025 · 40 minPete wants to have an affair with a newly single David Geffen! Did Jayne Mansfield have an AFFAIR? Pete auditions for Madonna's limited series! A Taylor Swift mystery? They found love in an airport lounge and it's askew! Pete goes butch plus a Gooning competition! Let's go bro!
- TTL PODCAST #32 Fillet O MetMay 11, 2025 · 34 minA Met Ball recap to digest! Luigi the Musical! Target shopping gets me cancelled? Askew! Plus tabloid tradsh! Blast Off
- TTL PODCAST #31 She's Tariffs She's Terror!May 5, 2025 · 50 minPete helps everyone understand the math of Tariffs! Who is obsessed with Pete? Will they fry Luigi? Madonna and Elton make up, and we Blast Off! Plus Pup affairs and tabloid trash!
- TTL PODCAST #30 Ding DongsMar 27, 2025 · 42 minPete shares his Gaven Rossdale story. Kelly Clarkson loves Hooters and Pete loves Ding Dongs! Pete shares his High School hijinks! Plus new panties and tabloids trash!
- TTL PODCAST #29 Blast OffMar 25, 2025 · 39 minBlast off with Gayle King and Katty Perry! Meghan Markle's new show! Who is she? Luigi caught on tape in a AFFAIR?!?? All this and more!!!
- TTL PODCAST #28 A Fashion Affair?Mar 6, 2025 · 41 minIs Luigi sending signals in his fashion? Will the egg mystery get cracked? Is Meghan Markle prank calling Kate Middleton? All will be answered plus more surprises!
- TTL PODCAST #27 My Trashie Valentine!Feb 12, 2025 · 39 minPete has tips on how to have a sexy single Valentine's Day! What about the eggs? Pete knows! Half Time recap with style! Plus Valentines Day memories and tabloid stories!
- TTL PODCAST #26 A Hat Affair!Jan 25, 2025 · 42 minWe discuss the inauguration with hats! Wendy Williams update!Where is she? Meghan Markle's new show! Is it a practical affair? Pete gets more panties and reads more tabloids! Ding Dong?
- TTL PODCAST #25 Fillet O' BirthdayJan 14, 2025 · 39 minIt's Pete's Birthday celebration! Is he America's Sweetheart? Psychic Tabloid Predictions for 2025. A graveyard story.Fillet O history! Can Kim K. free Luigi? Happy Birthday!
- TTL PODCAST #24 Trashie EveDec 30, 2024 · 42 minWe list what's in and what's out in 2025! America's newest star Luigi! Is she in cashmere? My holiday hotel went askew! Plus tabloid headlines and more! Who is she?
- TTL PODCAST #23 Merry Dronemas & Happy Goon Year!Dec 20, 2024 · 43 minAn investigation into the mysterious drones and Luigi. Who is she? Pete learns about Gooning. What is she? Our favorite tabloid stories of 2024. Where is she? All this and Xmas carols! Affair!
- TTL PODCAST #22 Wicked Affair!Dec 7, 2024 · 44 minWe talk the unhinged Wicked press tour! Pete breaks down JonBenet Netflix program. Donatella Versace's new face and Jussie Smollett's new life! Pete solves the mystery of Marilyn Monroe with the help of some dolls. Plus tabloid trash and cashmere undies! There's the door!
- TTL PODCAST #21 Hottest Trashie Alive!Nov 21, 2024 · 46 minTTL reveals The Hottest Trashie Alive! Thanksgiving recipes from West Hollywood. James Dean lover revealed and missing teeth!My scene from WICKED! I'm boxing and reading tabloids at the same time!
- TTL PODCAST #19 Election Askew (Part 1)Nov 9, 2024 · 27 minYes we had a ball the night before the election! I give you all the Pennsylvania updates! Is my Hollywood affair still fast or did it crash out? Plus Carol Channing, Shawn Mendes and Selma Hayek and Nicole Kidman fight over fashion? Plus more tabloid trash!
- TTL PODCAST #20 Election Askew/Strong Enough (Part 2)Nov 9, 2024 · 34 minThe night after the election and I sing an anthem for all us Trashies! My tips on how to relax post election. Melania's Xmas decorations. My childhood election story! I read a vintage tabloid story. Whoa! Plus tabloid fun for all! We need it!
- TTL PODCAST #18 The Menendez SistersOct 20, 2024 · 32 minIts a freaky Friday Halloween party! I read a vintage tabloid from Halloween 1990! I saw a vending machine with Newports and Scope! Trick or Treat? Pete's tabloid costume ideas! Nicole and Selma fighting! The return of The Legendary Faberge Egg! A Trump supporter encounter! I'm scared I get advice on my affair! Plus special guest The Mendez Sisters! Boo!
- TTL PODCAST #17 And Just Like FabricsOct 11, 2024 · 35 minI read my favorite story from Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone's book. Time to wear fabrics on And Just Like That! Who is calling me? I get lost in Trump Town and Placenta Hunger Grips Hollywood. This is what I heard this is what I was told.
- TTL PODCAST #16 Askew NationOct 7, 2024 · 35 minJanet Jackson is living in an Askew Nation. What oils does Pete like? Who is playing JonBenet Ramsey in the new movie? Jussie Smollet is back! Affair!
- TTL PODCAST #15 Unhinged UnfridgedSep 22, 2024 · 34 minThe hottest new trend of decorating your refrigerator “Fridgescaping” and I reveal mine. The mystery of The Nautical Queen is solved! Who is she? Plus Hollywood gossip and tabloid trash!
- TTL PODCAST #14 Forever Your HurlAug 25, 2024 · 35 minBennifer divorce updates! Help me solve a Hollywood mystery that I'm involved in! A Trashie Olympic game and tabloid trash!
- TTL PODCAST #13 Askew Brat SummerAug 8, 2024 · 36 minI'm back with stories of my new life as an Ivy League college gurl and it's all askew! Olympic recaps, Facts Of Life kneecaps, and a Jennifer stuck in an elevator! Plus unhinged recipes and fresh tabloid trash!
- TTL PODCAST #12 And Just Like Pride!Jun 27, 2024 · 28 minWould you pay $1,000 for Chris Brown to hug you? Did Meghan Markle try to sabotage Kate Middleton appearance with dog treats? Is Julia Roberts Kidnap? Tune it my Trashies!
- TTL PODCAST #11 BENNIFER!May 28, 2024 · 36 minI open the Bennifer files and give you all the secret info on the demise of Bennifer! Are Monkeys attacking Florida? Plus advice for my Trashies and so much more! Waiting for the trash! OHOHOH
- TTL PODCAST #10 Sweet PeteApr 28, 2024 · 30 minAm I sweet? Is that Ricky Martin's bird with Madonna? Bye O.J.! Tabloids and missing keys!
- TTL PODCAST #9. Cowboy TrashieApr 16, 2024 · 32 minWho is painting me on a postcard? Madonna threw a bottle at me and I liked it! A Nancy Grace investigation on Diddy! Put on that Cowboy Hat and let's ride on into tabloid trash!
- TTL PODCAST #8 A VERY TRASHIE XXXMASDec 25, 2023 · 38 minMy favorite trashy things! Lumina's List! Trashy holiday carols and tabloid fun! Plus a Twink trash Christmas story! Trash the season! Happy Holidays my trashies!!! XOXO
- TTL PODCAST #7 A Trashie Announcement.Nov 18, 2023 · 37 minPete makes an announcement! What is the perfect gay club? Pete knows! Madonna is on tour and Unhinged! Mariah says it's time but is it? Plus feet, curls a Holiday "Help Her" and the latest tabloids!
- TTL PODCAST #6 Ding Dong!Oct 15, 2023 · 26 minBritney dances with knives but Jamie Lynn dances with stars? 1996 mysteries solved! Tabloid trash and extension chords revealed! Pete's Mom helps Britney's book, Will and Jada, Taylor Swif,t Madonna and Halloween! Let's go girls!
- TTL PODCAST #5 And I Put Two And Two Together.Sep 29, 2023 · 45 minCan Pete save Marilyn Monroe's house? 2 NEW Unsolved Mysteries to solve! Where and Who? Plus Pete's Mom helps Cher kidnap Britney spin and more!
- TTL PODCAST #4 HurriquakeAug 25, 2023 · 26 minPete reveals his Hurriquake smash and grab love affair! The trash on Britney's divorce, Lizzo and the legendary Hurriquake and HELP HER! Fresh tabloids are read! Smash and grab and twirl!
- TTL PODCAST #3 Truly TrashyJul 24, 2023 · 31 minAnother fake kidnap with a hard P for Pete? Hollywood strikes a pause, Pete gets chased Into The Woods, AI Bachelor, Barbie VS JEM and all the trashiest tabloid stories! Plus Help Her! Showtime Synergy!
- TTL PODCAST #2 SHE'S AI SHE'S MARYJul 15, 2023 · 26 minWe have even more Madonna Mystery UPDATES! Pete shows off his knowledge of pop culture scandals in the game "GIMME A YEAR"! Plus Britney slaps and Pete's Mom helps, Britney's Book, Barbie's Movie and Pete's Michael B Jordan obsession in "HELP HER"! Is this AI?
- TTL PODCAST #1 LIKE A BBQJul 10, 2023 · 35 minPete investigates the Madonna mystery! Will his 4th of July festivities take cash or AI? Tabloid games and a new movie theatre gone Askew! Plus the latest Madonna UPDATE with Pete's Mom in "HELP HER"! All this and tabloid trash!!!!
- #121 Total Trash Live!Jun 28, 2023 · 33 minI'm changing the name of the podcast to TOTAL TRASH LIVE! With Pete Zias. Recorded LIVE from my IG LIVE! We will have all the same fun of Cha Cha Heels like "Help Her" but even more help! Next episode the transition will be complete! Who is she? Take a listen!
- #120 NEAR CATASTROPHIC!May 19, 2023 · 21 minAll the near and dear catastrophic Royal dish! Plus Beyonce's foot, celebrity mysteries, Help Her with Pete's Mom and Pete's erotic Las Vegas vacation! It's nearly catastrophic!
- #119 BONE BROTH PLOWTROWMar 25, 2023 · 27 minNEW Cha Cha Heels! I discuss my trip to NYC, The Oscars, Gwyneth Paltrow trial and more! Plus Help Her! Sip that bone broth and enjoy honey!
- #118 HEEL!Feb 21, 2023 · 33 minPete talks new shoe, Madonna's movie and tour! Who has Ozempic? Astrology with Crystal and a Help Her with Mom! Plus more!!! Put those Cha Cha Heels back on!!!
- A ROYAL MOMENT TO HELP HERSep 19, 2022 · 16 minPete and his Mom discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth and try to help that family!!!! Help Herrrrr!
- #117 Lobster HeelSep 8, 2022 · 35 minYou can't wear white shoes after Labor Day but you can listen to them! Our summer wrap up fits just right!
- #116 DANCING QUEENSAug 9, 2022 · 31 minPete encounters two Scrubs at a TLC concert! A monkey tale on getting the Monkeypox vaccine! Britney finished her book and Wendy might be married! Plus get to know Pete's Mom and Eva Gabor's Wigs! All this and more!
- #115 THE MALLJul 23, 2022 · 43 minPete returns from Paducah with a stomach full of Applebee's and a wig full of memories. Wendy Williams wants to open a restaurant and we designed it! The Ricky Martin accusations are loca and we examine! Plus is is Pete forever linked to Kohl's? All this and so much more!
- #114 UNHINGEDJun 26, 2022 · 36 minPete shares his unhinged Pride experience! Where's Starbuck's ice coffee? We play the Madonna timeline game. Who pushed Rita? Plus we return to LOOK cinema and so much more unhinged moments!
- #113 SPIRIT PRIDEJun 9, 2022 · 31 minPete & The Black Ken give you all the correct information to find every Pride that exists! Fly Spirit Airlines to get there if you can!
- #112 Monkey BusinessMay 22, 2022 · 42 minWe hide from Monkeypox! Pete dishes on a gay museum party! The Johnny Depp Amber Heard case is disgusting! We dish! Pete is still mad at Kim Kardashian for wearing Marilyn's dress so calls must be made! Plus Britney, Poison Mud Masks and Rite Aid! The Queen's Jamboree and more!
- #111 The Marilyn Book Report.Apr 22, 2022 · 34 minPete recounts solving the death of Marilyn Monroe in the 90's and not getting his flowers! Is Britney really pregnant? New music from Jussie Smollett & Amanda Bynes! Plus Easter duck stories, Wendy update and Astrology with Crystal! Get into it like a rainy night.
- #110 Room 310.Apr 5, 2022 · 29 minPete has a mystery to solve in Las Vegas! The Academy Awards are askew. The fashions! Wendy Williams update and more!
- #109 Self Inflicted Victims UnitMar 20, 2022 · 27 minWe work it out with all the hottest self inflicted victims this week! Are you a Heavens Gate guy? Where's Britney? The return of Tracey, Tracie, Tracee! Fill her up!
- #108 A Luxury MusicalMar 5, 2022 · 35 minPete recounts his trip to NYC! Did he find luxury or just honey basted chicken? We introduce you to Hollywood's hottest stylists! Plus "Help Her" and so much more! Buckle up!
- #107 Chicken!Feb 18, 2022 · 19 minThere is a chicken wing shortage! Who has Wendy's money? Pete's Valentine with Jennifer. Camilla Parker Bowls snatches a crown! Marry Us?
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