Podcast
Two Dykes And A Mic
Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe ”Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly queer podcast dedicated to sex positivity, lgbtq dating and building a community filled with laughter and gayness. Hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin, two lesbian best friends, keep listeners up to date with “Gay News”, relationship advice with “Ask A Dyke”, dating horror stories with weekly “Bumble Fumbles” and so much more!
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Catalog
Episodes
- #372 - Cranking It to BooksJun 30, 2026 · 1 hrThis week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss nude teeth, Leslie Bib’s bob, Couple’s Therapy, when your partner turns 40 and turns into a top, being treated like a horse at the OBGYN, gallon for frozen c*m at a lesbians house, kissing on camera, the logistics of cranking it to a book, a bloody Bumble Fumble, and so much more!
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Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/
Boston, MA - October 2
Brooklyn, NY - October 3
Detroit, MI - October 4
Dallas, TX - October 7
Houston, TX - October 8
Tampa, FL - October 10
Raleigh, NC - October 16
Portland, OR - October 16
Denver, CO - October 17
Seattle, WA - October 18
Phoenix, AZ - October 22
Sacramento, CA - October 25
San Francisco, CA - October 25
Los Angeles, CA - November 4
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Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
- #370 - Hot Femme Erasure with Zoe Lister-Jones (New Girl, Slip)Jun 16, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minPre Sale available Wednesday- use Promo Code: SOAKING
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Zoe Lister-Jones (watch Slip today!) They discuss THE TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT, smelling good, coming out and no one caring, Slip, Real housewives of Rhode Island and so much more!
Come see us LIVE for the "SOAKING WET" tour! https://twodykesandamic.com/
Pre Sale available Wednesday- use Promo Code: SOAKING
10/2 - Boston
10/3 - Brooklyn
10/4 - Detroit
10/7 - Dallas
10/8 - Houston
10/10 - Tampa
10/11 - Raleigh
10/16 - Portland
10/17 - Denver
10/18 - Seattle
10/22 - Phoenix
10/24 - Sacramento
10/25 - San Francisco
11/4 - Los Angeles
Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy
Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
- #368 - Rock Hard NipsJun 2, 2026 · 1 hr 1 minThis week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss having rock hard nips all day, Ray meeting Dog the Bounty Hunter, Justin Bieber doing the bare minimum, Love on the Spectrum, Euphoria, people pleasing, a naughty nail polish Ask a Dyke, and so much more!
Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy
Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/
Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe
Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
- #366 - Huge Jugs at the Renaissance FairMay 19, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minThis week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss the tin fish movement, Kenny falling off stage, going to a full nude spa, Cynthia Erivo being so fast, the WWE for lesbians, the renaissance of the renaissance fair, and so much more!
Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy
Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/
Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe
Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
- #364 - Getting Kinky with E.R. Fightmaster part 2May 5, 2026 · 47 minThis week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have back on E.R. Fightmaster for part 2! They discuss The Drama, Amanda Peet kissing Drew Barrymore, how to get girls to kiss you, getting your partner pregnant, and so much more!
Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy
Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/
Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe
Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
- #362 - I Fell for My MILF Dance TeacherApr 21, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minThis week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon demand the return of the Baha Men (who let the cats in?!), share their opinions on the new Harry Potter TV series, discuss who should get out of (and who should go back into) the Khia Asylum, the injury that halted Tomb Raider production, and so much more!
Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy
Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/
Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe
Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
- #360 - Munching With InvisalignApr 7, 2026 · 1 hrThis week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss navigating intimacy with Invisalign, Harry Styles addressing queer baiting accusations on SNL, Rachel’s Shar Pei obsession, Kehlani’s new album, the Bay Watch reboot, and so much more!
Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwin
Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/
Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe
Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
- #358 - Sending Nudes with Kendahl Landreth and Jordan MyrickMar 24, 2026 · 1 hrThis week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick, hosts of Happy Wife Happy Life podcast. They discuss surviving the mass lesbian breakups of 2025, following wild straight cousin drama on Facebook, a three-way kiss with a Swiftie and her dog, reading non-horny fan fiction, and so much more!
Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy
Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/
Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe
Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
- #356 - Baseline of Queerness with Alexis RoseMar 10, 2026 · 50 minThis week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Alexis Rose (aka Traveling Nurse Lex). They discuss terrible pride merch, your dad making so many gay children, being obsessed with the ocean, swimming too close to the sun, a stinky yucky lover Ask A Dyke, wanting only butch doctors, and so much more!
Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy
Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/
Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe
Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
- #354 - Scorpio Moons and Fighting Fascism with Chani NicholasFeb 24, 2026 · 59 minThis week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on world famous astrologer and founder of the Chani app, Chani Nicholas. They discuss astrology, your big three, why queer people love the stars, charts, the 2016 trend, cycles, Kenny and Ray get a birth chart reading, and so much more!
USE CODE : GAYNESS30 -- for 30-day all access pass to everything the app has to offer (available to iOS users only) for your listeners who are new to the CHANI app.
Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy
Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/
Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe
Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Erica's Book https://www.ericagoodwin.com/
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
- #352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer ZamataFeb 10, 2026 · 57 minThis week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata. They discuss being taller than you friend, friendship origins, running away from crazy, faking a pregnancy, friendship red flags, getting distracted during sex, and so much more!
Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy
Come see us live! - twodykesandamic.com
Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe
Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Erica's Book : www.ericagoodwin.com
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
- #350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli BellairsJan 27, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minThis week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss gay housewives, wanting your friend deeply, Miley Cyrus's engagement, midwest and southern culture overlap, a MILF Ask a Dyke, Who Tops Who mascs of the internet, and so much more!
Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwin
Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe
Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
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