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Halloween Bitchathon!!! 🎃👻Oct 14, 2026 · 1 minevery day there’s a fresh new hell to face how bout we bitch about ittttttt! Conjure your balls, gather your bitchations and get thee to YouTube A BITCHATHON IS AFOOT!
📅 Thursday October 22nd
⏰ 4pm PT / 7pm ET
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☎️ whosthebitch.com for more on how to call in live with your bitchuations!- Dark Sided - Everything Is UpsettingSep 19, 2026 · 1 hr 17 minJackie and Kara kick off the first episode of DARK SIDED with Real Housewives talk, Jackie talks about returning to 90 Day, unsurprisingly SLOMW drama is happening again, and then its on to Kim Zolciak's 15 year old son KJ Biermann's multiple sexual assault charges. "Death of a Pastors Wife" on Netflix has Jackie and Kara hooked, Sydney Sweeney is unfortunately back with another ad about her boobs to continue her weird baiting, SeaWorld has it's OWN Halloween Horror Night that no one asked for, then we got us A DARK LIST of Celebrities Who Faced Intense Backlash for Controversial Momeeeents, BLINDZ that it appears were skipped for a REASON, AND SO MUCH MOOOORE!
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- Episode 102 - It's The Final PodcastSep 9, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minJackie and Kara are back with our FINAL EPISODE (for now that is!) and they've got some updates on what to expect goin' forward. Then Jackie's wonderin' if no social media really IS a green flag after findin' it hard to cyberstalk a buddy for birthday gift ideas. Then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!
Our first voicemail comes in from a previous caller (Episode 33 - Dude, Women Have It Hard) who needs to now know who's THE BITCH when it comes to tryin' to find friendship with "the other woman" after findin' out about it through a 'AWDTSG' group.
Our first email comes in from a listener who got given a second chance by a romantic interest, but now they're worried 'bout messin' it up because their fetish keeps poppin' up.
Oqur second caller is dealin' with bridal party drama after bein' givin' the role of 'Matron of Honor' in an upcoming friends wedding.
Our last email comes in from a listener who's gettin' superstitious when it comes to a full family portrait their MIL is requesting everyone be in.
Our last voicemail comes in from a BITCHling who wants to know who's THE BITCH when it comes to last minute plans fallin' apart after a change in plans.
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened"
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 101 - Petty in BostonSep 2, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minJackie and Kara are BACK THIS WEEK, even after a BATty situation earlier in the day. Then it's onto some more inhouse news with BIG UPDATES about WHAT'S GOOOOOIN' ON and ABOUT TO GO ON with 'Who's The Bitch?' Then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!!!
Our first email is actually an UPDATE even MESSIER than the first email in 'Episode 81 - Messy Lesbian Office Drama'
Our first call comes in from a first time BITCHller who wants to know if they're THE BITCH when it came to tellin' a dude to STOP RECORDING durin' 'The Odyssey', and are his companions THE BITCH for not stopping him!?
Our next email comes from a listener who needs some guidance when it comes to 'Who's The Bitch?' regarding kid's birthday parties!
Our final caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wantin' to have their weddin' at their mom and step-dad's house, but their dad is REFUSING to attend and that's folding into the siblings refusing, too. Now they need to know "Who's The Bitch" here?
Our final BITCHuation comes in from a listener who wants to know if their own form of petty bitchiness is Jackie and Kara approved or not!
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 100 - Sometimes We Choose ViolenceAug 26, 2026 · 1 hr 27 minJackie and Kara are back this week for our 100th episode of BITCHuations!!! Including a Jackie homebrew conspiracy theory when it comes to Jamie Lee Curtis and 'The Exorcist', and then we're jumpin' right into our SOLICITED ADVICE!!
Our first call is a self proclaimed low stakes BITCHuation when it came to their boss sayin' they can seperate the art from the artist.
Our next voicemail comes in from a caller who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for stickin' 'round and blowin' a kiss to a woman after bein' scolded for "talking too loudly" in a public outdoor space on the phone.
Our only email of the episode comes in from a listener who wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH if they took a job requiring them to move while they're fallin' out of love with their partner.
Next up we got a BITCHuation from a caller who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for thinkin' their parents don't love their kids enough.
Our last call comes from a listener who wants to know what to do about seeing their sister verbally and emotionally abuse her husband.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 99 - Publicly Shame Your CoworkersAug 19, 2026 · 1 hr 25 minJackie and Kara are BACK AGAIN with a bit of the spider-mans and the bees talk before jumpin' right into SOLICITED ADVICE!
Our first voicemail comes from a listener who was a groomsman at a wedding, and had to deal with a brother of the groom whose clean eating became a bit of a spectacle at the reception, after the brother stank up the table with hard boiled eggs.
Our first email comes from a listener who is writing in about a friend and casual hookup that is suffering from Erectile Dysfunction, and the listener isn't sure how to deal with it.
Our next voicemail comes in from a comedian listener, who let her boyfriend take over a weekly show she was doing and now everyone keeps treatin' her like she's an outsider.
Our final email comes in from a listener who is struggling with what to do after a "friend" drugged their drink at a bar, and appears to have a pattern of doing it while also having a very pregnant girlfriend.
Our final voicemail comes in with a question about workplace fridge etiquette, including how long something can be in there before it gets tossed.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 98 - Everything Is A Communication IssueAug 12, 2026 · 1 hr 13 minWe're BACK for another week as Jackie and Kara return, but sadly not physically as Kara is still being kept captive away from the best coast! To start things off, Jackie's got a BITCHuation from THE WILD that's straddlin' UNSOLICITED and SOLICITED advice when it comes to a convo she was havin' 'bout a picky partner and cookin'. Speakin' 'bout meats, Kara's provin' to be THE B of this episode with her past steak dippin' habits. Then it's onto OUR SOLICITED ADVICE!
Our first email comes from a listener who wrote in with an OOOOOOOLD BITCHuation with an ex, whom she used as a model for several of her art projects, and after yeeeeears he's still been using her art as his own. So, the listener made a video of them taking the painting out of storage and sanding his face off it. As one does. Then they found out a mutual shared the VIDEO of it with the ex. Now they're asking 'Who's The B?' when it comes to this series of events?
Our first voicemail comes in from a listener who's mother recently cancelled her visit due to the caller and their kids having an unrelenting MRSA outbreak in home, and the mother does NOT want to deal with it, but the listener was relying on them for quite a few things.
Our final email comes from a listener who's new boo seemed perfect at first, but now that they've been accepted to (and started planning to attend) a University 2 hours away, their partner is changin' their tune.
Our final voicemail comes in from a listener who, in a conversation about not being able to get a piercing due to medical issues, and dealing with her brothers garbage comments, as well as an awkward encounter with a coworker.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 97 - Gaslighting: My Passion ProjectAug 5, 2026 · 1 hr 20 minThis week Kara's still bein' kept captive in her mother's personal recording studio after a glorious kid-free escape at the Jersey shore, while Jackie's holdin' down the fort and SHE'S BEIN' THE B OF THIS EPISODE! Then we're divin' straight into some UNSOLICITED ADVICE with Aziz Ansari's baffling Luddite flip-phone lifestyle that requires his forensic data scientist wife to steer his ENTIRE existence, plus the realization that Christopher Nolan's hyper-strict "no phone" policy explains why it's always such a sausagefest on set!
Then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!
Our first voicemail comes in from a listener whose budding romance with a flaky texter has officially derailed over a movie night betrayal, tit for tat, and a silent treatment. Now they wanna know Who's the B?
Our first email comes in from a listener who's dealin' with thinkin' they screwed up their entire life with a miscommunication.
Our final voicemail comes from a listener who had a friend invite them to see David Matthew Band live, but didn't disclose the ticket price til after he had already purchased them. Who's THE BITCH here?
Our next emailer is dealin' with an absolute menace of a 41 year old BIL, who has repeatedly insulted the listener for YEARS. This ghoulish predator of a BIL has now gotten his 21 year old girlfriend pregnant, and everyone suddenly went color blind regarding all the red flags this man is twirling.
Our final email comes from a listener whose workplace friendship went up in smoke in the most dramatic way possible after what seemed like a few minor misunderstandings.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 96 - A Gentle HobblingJul 29, 2026 · 1 hr 20 minWe might be back this week, but sadly Kara is still locked in her mother's recording sweatshop states away! Jackie's comin' in H O T with pie facts and her own B-uation involving an AI seller wantin' to make an "art" trade at a recent convention. Not to mention the sudden resurgence of kitten heels!? And Kara absolutely told Rosie she could call cops pigs. Then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!
Our first email comes from a listener who's close sister appears to have sent them a fake address, or changed venues last minute, for their wedding, and no one from the family has spoken to them since that day. They're still not sure what happened or why, and it's been 3 years.
Our first voicemail is from a listener who's husband doesn't think they need a cleaning lady, but she's been paying for one to stop by twice a month. Are they the bitch?
Our next email comes from a listener who wants to know WHO'S THE BITCH when it comes to a messy situation they started with a married man who keeps acting ....like a married man. And should they tell his wife?
Our final email comes from a listener who wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for ending a relationship with someone who got a(nother) DWI?
Our final voicemail comes from a listener who's dealin' with a husband that huffs and puffs when it comes to bein' asked to take care of their kid while she works on Saturdays.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 95 - A Healthy Amount of ShameJul 22, 2026 · 1 hr 19 minThis week Kara and Jackie are BACK, but NOT together as Kara joins us from her mother's very own podcast sweatshop 'cross the coast! And Jackie's feelin' the distance as she comes to us with her OWN LPN brand of BITCHuation! Then we're onto general bitchery regarding "Episode 93 - Live In Fear" and our listeners Timeshare Terror! We also got some info from a DOCTA that excuses the Marshmallow Minuteman from the same episode! Then we're onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!
Our first email comes in from a listener who's friend is in a relationship with a man who was once her uncle, (he even CHANGED HER DIAPERS when she was a baby) and unsurprisingly the relationship is HOT GARBAGE. Would they be THE BITCH if they didn't want to hear about it any longer as their friend see's NO PROBLEM with it?
Our first call comes in from a listener who's mom had a FAMILY AND FRIENDS PSYCHIC NIGHT! that went south when a non-believer refused to leave, so they had to kick her out. Now it's a whole thing. So, they wanna know if they're THE BITCH for standing up to an old BIDDY (who's not even family) when she started disrespectin' the 'rents and makin' her mom cry?
Our next caller's 2yo daughter keeps comin' home with her hair done after daycare, and while the staff does do a great job, the daughter seems to want her hair down the moment she gets to the car. Now the callers worried about her daughters autonomy and wants to know how should she approach the staff?
Our next voicemail comes in from listener who is currently dealing with their boyfriend's complete lack of table manners, to the point where it is causing them embarrassment when they are seen together in public while eating.
Our final, ultrashort, voicemail comes from a listener who has found themselves uninterested in music....so what can they do?
And our last listener voicemail is less of a BITCHuation and more of advice from another listener in a similar situation to the one from our middle caller in "Episode 93 - Live In Fear"
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 94 - Reiki About ItJul 15, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minThis week Jackie and Kara are BACK and they've got a POOPDATE from the previous caller in our first (And only!) Holiday BITCHathon! Then we've got a BITCHuation in Jackie's OWN romanticsphere, with a content creator that's trademarking 'Hot Girls Read' and hittin' smaller creators with them cease and desists like 1989 Taytay, which leads into a bigger discussion on the insane things the Kardashians have tried to trademark. Then we're onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!
Our first email comes in from a listener who wants to know if they would be THE BITCH if they finally cut out their flaky hairdresser?
Our first voicemail is from a listener who's friend keeps suggesting RAKI for almost everything, including life changing medical issues. Now they wanna know if they'd be THE BITCH for asking this friend to stop pushin' their fake energy healing and just have a NORMAL convo!
Our next email comes in from a listener dealing with a family member whose "gentle parenting" has led to total demon children, so would they be THE BITCH to pass on the family get togethers to avoid it, or should they try approaching it from another way?
Our last call comes in from a listener who has issues with her garbage cans being filled with an open dog poop bag, so they took the advice and wrote a note. The doodieditcher didn't care and left another bag. This time they left a 'return to sender' sigil inside, and finally got some relief. Now they wanna know if they're THE BITCH?
Our last email comes from a listener who is having issues with her catholic family droppin' hints that they are NOT okay with the non-denominational ceremony.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 93 - Live In FearJul 8, 2026 · 1 hr 2 minThis week Jackie and Kara are BACK, and up first they got voicemail from a listener who has their OWN thoughts on the BYOeverything B-Day party from "Episode 88 - Nonconsensual Dog Acquisition", then it's time for some UNSOLICITED ADVICE as Kara and Jackie share their OWN thoughts on the Bougie Bongiovi Bullshit, then it's onto SOLICITED ADVICE!
Our first voicemail comes in from a listener that's havin' issues with a classmate in a group project not pullin' their weight AT ALL, would they be THE BITCH if they gave feedback on said student?
Then it's onto our next listener, who writes in that they're findin' themselves feelin' a bit blue after bein' left out of a few parties held by (mormon) co-workers/friends (including a Shrek Party!)
Our next voicemail comes in from a listener who recently lost their brother and wanted to know if it was finally time to tell of their father for what a horrible parent her truly was?
Our final message comes in from a listener who maaay have gone a lil too far when they saw rowdy kids tossin' marshmallows into the ceiling tiles at target, and none of the employees would say anything
Our last call is from a listener who does NOT want to be left with their parents time share once they pass, but aren't sure the best way to bring it up and make it stick.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 92 - Enabling Is Not HelpingJul 1, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minThis week Kara and Jackie are BACK with MORE UPDATES THAN YA CAN HANDLE! Startin' with an update from "Episode 87 - (I Hate Him)" that DIDN'T blow up, and a beautiful update from "Episode 77 - We Have Beef", then we're onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!
Our first email comes in from a listener who's husband claims he wants to cut back on his drinking, but never seems to actually do it. Now they wanna know if they're the bitch for gettin' triggered by childhood trauma involving an alcoholic parent of their own?
Our first call comes in from a listener who reconnected with a MAGA leaning friend after some time apart, now they're married to a man who ABUSED her cat, and she's askin' the caller for advice on gettin' pregnant in her late 30's. Our caller wants to know if they'd be the bitch for kinda....not givin' them any fertility resources they've previously bought?
Our second email comes from a listener whose husband is part of a set of triplets, with one who's failed to launch, and keeps inserting themselves into the relationship. Our caller wants to know what can they do without bein' the bitch?
Our last call comes from a listener who wants to know if they'd be the bitch to re-confess their feelings to a friend who's already turned them down 3 years ago?
Our last email comes from a listener who's partner is still strugglin' to make it to the dentist, and his lack of routine dental care has caused bad breath that's been noticed by a friend, and now they wanna know how they should approach this?
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 91 - Puke and A HalfJun 24, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minThis week on "Who's the Bitch?", Kara WROTE THE NOTE and she's got an update on how it went, while Jackie's got her very own PUBLIC BITCHuation (that apparently no one clipped!?) regardin' the Olivia Rodrigo babydoll dress discourse, and all with an update from episodes past! Then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!
Our first email is actually an update from episode 59 from our listener who's new boyfriend is copying their hobby's and losing his own, and it is NOT gettin' better.
Our first voicemail comes in from a listener who has a friend that they would like to move into a romantic relationship with, but he's made it clear he is not interested in a relationships at all.
Our final email is a very high stakes one as their older sister's abusive ex has decided to hop family trees and has become their partners lil sister's new on again, off again love interest.
Our final voicemail comes in from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH when it comes to writin' a note to their partner about his "partially used" paper towels on the table, and leavin' it for him to find before work.
Our final submission is more of a BITCHlet from a listener who wants to know if they should reach out to wish a happy birthday to a friend they are sort of "in purgatory" with.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 90 - Best of the Summer Bitchathon 2026Jun 17, 2026 · 1 hr 39 minThis week on "Who's The Bitch?" we're showcasing some of the craziest calls, and many returnin' faces with UPDATES, on this past Summer Bitchathon with the help of special guests Amber Nelson from "The Brighter Side" and Seena Ghaznavi from "The Foreign Report" and "Fraudsters"! Then it's onto the BITCHuations!
Our first caller is dealin' with conspiracy minded family with kids, now they wanna know what they can do as their uncle with the fact that the kids parents don't believe the moon landing is real?
The effervescent Amber Nelson stops by to help with our second caller who is actually from the previous episode, "Episode 78 - Delicious Passive Aggression"! They've got an UPDATE about the dickprint saga and a whole 'nother BITCHuation involving a bestie and their vvvv jealous (and homophobic) girlfriend.
Our next call is from a BITCHling we're all very familiar with, who we've previously heard from in the chat and Episode 88 - Nonconsensual Dog Acquisition, with an UPDATE on their vasectomy dodgin' partner!
Then we got a caller that has been dealin' with aggressive, paranoid neighbors that have only gotten worse since the pandemic, with it hitting a fever pitch after one of the neighbors pointedly showed him a fresh grave and BLAMED HIM FOR THE DOG BEING PUT DOWN.
The fabulous Seena Ghaznavi stops by to help with our final call from another returnin' BITCHling from our Valentine's Bitchathon, but this time it's far more high stakes.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 89 - Chest ZestJun 10, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minThis week on "Who's the Bitch?", Kara's bitin' her tongue regardin' ol' Batty Pratty runnin' for office while her and Jackie are talkin' "Real Housewives" as well as "Love Island", and all with an update from episodes past! Then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!
Up first, we got an email from a listener who recently decided to treat herself to a nice salon experience, but ended up lookin' like Moe Howard, and left a scathing review, and despite removing it the salon still saw it and reached out with a refund. Were they really THE BITCH here after all?
Then next we got a call from a listener who is a hoooooot sleeper, and currently dealing with her husband wanting to snuggle AT ALL TIMES in bed, are they THE BITCH for needin' a lil more space?
Then it's onto an email from a listener who's currently dealin' with very toxic family issues, including family going for blood with an inheritance, and a mom that seems to have some major issues. Now they wanna know if they should go no contact with their mom outta respect for cousins caught in her crosshairs?
Our last call comes in about a wedding where our listener is havin' a hard time when it comes to a recently single mutual friend and her spouse wantin' to keep it "no plus ones" with close friends only.
And our final email comes in from a listener who got reprimanded for how they notated their account for being "too demanding", then the manager took it a step further and made a shot about it being about anxiety. Are they THE BITCH for accepting this work place critique in the moment, but still seethin' 'bout it privately?
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 88 - Nonconsensual Dog AcquisitionJun 3, 2026 · 1 hr 19 minThis week on "Who's The Bitch?" Jackie and Kara are talkin' AI writings, old school text chains, and playback a voicemail from their biggest fan! Plus AN UPDATE from the Vasectomy caller of the past!
Then our first email comes in from a caller whose health nut friends host a "birthday potluck" yearly, complete with a list of dietary prerequisites to follow.
Our first call comes in from a listener whose spouse recently rushed through lawn work and didn't read what he was spreading, and our caller may have pulled nearly the same move right after.
Our second email comes in from a listener whose partner has been great, but he recently pulled a pretty bitchy move of adopting a PUPPY after they had a discussion and already decided they should wait a year, at least.
Our final call comes in from a listener who recently dealt with a woman following her into a coffee shop with a bag of dog poop she believed the caller was just leaving under a tree.
Our final email comes in from a listener who is living long distance from her partner, and now that they are apart there is a good bit of jealously seeping in with regards to each other spending time around the opposite sex.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 87 - (I Hate Him)May 27, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minThis week on Who's the Bitch, Kara and Jackie are preppin' for the upcoming BITCHathon, Jackie wonders how much she would embarrass herself should she ever met Tim Robinson, and Kara brings up some parking BITCHuations.
Our first email comes in from a listener who is homeschooling their child, and has been homeschooled K-5, recently they found a homeschooling group for kids, but the parents in the group are TERRIBLE, to the point where they do NOT want to go back, but their kid does, leaving them to wonder WHO'S THE BITCH!?
Next up, a call comes in from a listener who is planning a trip cross country to visit their mom and family for their engagement party, and now her cousin is planning to have a baby shower on that same date.
Then an email comes in from a listener who is currently dealing with not likin' her sisters anti-vax bum boyfriend AT ALL, as she feels like he's lazy, undriven and holdin' her sister back.
This week's last voicemail is from a listener whose BITCHuation involves gettin' caught rippin' down fascist meetin' propaganda in her neighborhood, and some chud tried to make them feel like THEY were wrong.
Finally, our last emailer has a very stiff BITCHuation involving what appears to be a sex doll that their partner is hiding somewhere in their home, constantly watching them with it's dead silicone eyes.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 86 - Unfortunately HeterosexualMay 20, 2026 · 1 hr 19 minJackie and Kara are BACK with more advice and plans to bring the WOMAN OWNED BALLZ back to the studio, plus talk 'bout Kara's trip to see "The Devil Wears Prada 2", and Jackie talks "Hokum" as well as the downfall of theater manners with the heckling of Isa Briones among other experiences.
Our first email comes in from a listener who is trying to build a new life with their partner, but has recently discovered that an ex (who they have legal boundaries drawn with), now lives in an apartment building they have recently moved into. They don't wanna move, but also don't know how they're supposed to co-exist in the tension?
Our first call is from a listener who's new beau has a pretty serious criminal history, and while he is open about it, her friends still do not trust him due to both the criminal dui, as well as the age gap with his pervious partner, who died as a result of the past DUI. Now they're not sure where to begin when it comes to approaching those openly (and loudly) judgmental friends?
Our last email is from a listener who wants to put their daughter in a private school, but their husband does not want to do that and feed the private school system and would rather send them to the local public school. Now they wanna know if they're THE BITCH for wantin' to feed the private school machine or if their partner is for wantin' to keep it local?
Our last call is from a listener who needs help decidin' WHO'S THE BITCH? when it comes to a slippery sloppery time in the gym sauna.
Our final message is a DM from a listener who works with a man who found their GRONDER profile and contacted them, but they're not their type AT ALL. They wanna know if they're THE BITCH for not entertaining it?
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 85 - Get DramaticMay 13, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minKara and Jackie are back again to help you decide "Who's The Bitch?"! Up top Jackie and Kara get into their varying degrees of youthful musical angst which ranges from Ani DiFranco to Papa Roach, and then get into your calls and messages!
This weeks first email comes in from a listener who works in maintenance for their local public school district, and after a tornado touched down and they had to shelter in place, but after arriving for work they were told they needed to use their own vacation time to make up the hour as paid
Up next a call comes in from listener dealing with her mother in law, who is not dealing well with the caller and her partners boundaries when it comes to the upcoming birth of their child.
Then we get an email from a listener whose mom's wore a champagne dress to her brothers wedding, and despite checking with the bride, she was forced to change by the wedding planner during the event, and the bride and groom seem like they may have been behind the whole affair.
Next up, a listener calls in with her issues dealing with an alcoholic acquaintance, and they would just like to cut him out, but their wife would like them to at least get to where they can be around him as they are close with other friends of theirs.
Lastly is a DM from a listener who is tired of her husband coming into her home office every morning to poop, and just wants him to use the other bathroom.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 84 - We Are Post-ShameMay 6, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minJackie and Kara are back again for another edition of "Who's The Bitch?", up top we got our UNSOLICITED ADVICE and we're talkin' 'bout the bitchiest time to shower, then we're onto our SOLICITED ADVICE! Also, don't forget the SUMMER BITCHATHON happenin' Thursday, June 11th 4pm pst/7pm est right on THE YOUTUBES! Make sure you MARK YOUR CALENDARS, BITCHLINGS!
Our first email comes from a listener who writes in about a past hookup/fan of her boyfriend's band who keeps on oversteppin' boundaries, including promotin' them via her OF in a recently posted nude dancing video
Our first, and only!, voicemail involves a midflight BITCHuation involving a family blastin' their kids programs FULL VOLUME on a tablet despite bein' asked to stop several times by attendants.
Our next email comes from a listener who is gettin' married and settin' up wedding invitations has them feelin' some type of way about the size difference in their pool of friends compared to their bride-to-be.
Up next is an DM that was meant to be a BITCHlet, but has been elevated to main show content! A listener writes in that she is havin' trouble with her bf not wantin' to watch "Heated Rivalry".
Our last email is from a listener who's young daughter seems like she's gettin' ICKED out by her grandma's need to "baby talk" at her despite her gettin' older, and just walks away from the screen.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 83 - Would You Avoid Me?Apr 29, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minJackie and Kara are back for another episode of "Who's The Bitch?", and up top we get us a rundown of Kara and Jackie's recent con trip, at which Kara's son reveals some very deep "Scream" lore that everyone should know. Then it's onto our SOLICITATED ADVICE!
This week's first email comes in from a recent mother who had their old youth pastor reach out to them... to talk about the wonders of Pampered Chef, and despite their former youth pastors success with the old PC, our listener isn't sure how to respond.
Next up is a voicemail from a listener who wants to have a child in the next year or two while they have some stability, but is still in grad school, and has been warned by a family member NOT to have a child during grad school.
Then we have a low stakes BITCHuation from an office worker who is stuck beside a coworker that's nose breathing WAY TOO L O U D, and it's drivin' them crazy, even though they feel awful for gettin' upset about somethin' like breathing.
This week's final email comes in from a listener who's housemate has been diggin' around in their personal cupboard, and said roommate recently snatched up a pot they had previously used to clean their menstrual products and now the listeners feelin' guilty about not tellin' them as soon as they found out!
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- Episode 82 - From The VaultApr 22, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minKara and Jackie are back with an episode of UPDATES from bitchlings past! But first we got a recap of that eventful Jackin' With the Bitches Kara was just on, Jackie's got her OWN Party Bitch to get some input on, and the official announcement of the SUMMER BITCHATHON happenin' Thursday, June 11th 4pm pst/7pm est right on THE YOUTUBES! Make sure you MARK YOUR CALENDARS, BITCHLINGS!
Then it's right into the UPDATES! Our first one comes in from everyone's favorite Dunkin Delinquent who previously reached out in "Episode 80 - Interpersonal Ethical Quagmire" to get some perspective on peggin' a hotrod hothead with their Dunkis during a tense moment at a school bus stop.
Next we have an update from a listener who was previously on "Episode 76 - Collective Anger" and dealin' with a list of relationship issues that only seemed to get worse after movin' in together.
Followin' that we have an update from a caller on "Episode 77 - We Have Beef" who was dealin' with a husband who seemed to see them more as a control operations manager and not their very pregnant partner that just wanted to not make choices for once.
Our next return caller has an update on their family drama from "Episode 66 - New Year? Says Who!", and a message to all the lil bitchlings listenin' out there.
Our final update comes in from a caller on "Episode 79 - Emotional Vampire" who was dealin' with a tense roommate disagreement, to say the least.
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- Episode 81 - Messy Lesbian Office DramaApr 15, 2026 · 1 hr 16 minJackie and Kara are back and sayin' happy tax day to all who celebrate, then we're straight into our UNSOLICITED ADVICE after Brian Cox declared it's livin' in separate houses that's kept the love goin'.
Then it's right into our first SOLICITED ADVICE! Our first email comes from a listener who wants to ask a coworker out, but might be steppin' on a secret office romance.
This week’s first call comes from a listener who is freshly pregnant (congrats!) with what will be her partner's parents first grandkid, but the grandparents are heavy smokers, and the caller does not want them smoking near the baby. Now her partner is ready to use the new bundle as an ultimatum to make them stop smokin' all together.
The second email of the week comes from a listener who had an on and off friendship that kept pushin' boundaries and even had exploded their friendship multiple times, but has still left them wondering if THEY'RE the bitch for still missin' that friendship?
Our last voicemail comes in from a listener who recently exploded on their partner after bein' ignored THRICE for their phone during their vvvv limited time together.
Then, our final email comes all the way from DOWN UNDA, we've got a listener who is in business with her baby's father (and also takin' care of his 3 kids) , and wants to know if she would be the bitch for pushin' him to get a vasectomy?
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- Episode 80 - Interpersonal Ethical QuagmireApr 8, 2026 · 1 hr 16 minKara "Dog's Don't Last Forever" Klank's fresh off parents Spring Break aka Parenting while traveling and she's got a FESTIVE GIFT FOR JACKIE! but thankfully he ain't judgin' what's slitherin' through her pages. Jackie's got a BITCHuation with the comments under Jameela Jamil's smart take on women supposedly be subservient by nature.
Then we're onto our SOLICITED ADVICE as we start with some UNSOLICITED renaming suggestions that they totally thought of first, for real!
Our first QUICKEN THE BITCH is actually from a chatter on Jackin' whose coworker's "Out Of Office" dates are being placed on the office calendar with what the person is doing.
Then our first caller has a BITCHuation involving a co-worker of 5 years that has TWICE now tried to take a job from the caller, now she wants to know how the hell does she talk to this supposed friend again?
Our first email of the episode is a VERY high stakes one. After many miscarriages the listener and their husband took in 3 dogs, but once the listener was able to have a child, they're both struggling to juggle the extra responsibilities and it's starting to build resentment with the callers husband.
Our first email comes from a listener that's dealing with an ex turned friend, that left them, wanting to get back together after they themselves faced a very serious event.
Our final caller lives near a school bus stop that's in a bad area in terms of traffic so they've been trying to help kids cross the street, but after getting into an argument with a driver (that apparently lives a few doors down) she pegged his car with her Dunkis. Now he's tellin' everyone in the neighborhood that the caller's a BITCH, and they need to know what to do!
Our final email comes from a listener that's really really into hickeys and wants to keep them visible, but they're tired of co-workers and others making them feel weird about it.
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- Episode 79 - Emotional VampireApr 1, 2026 · 1 hr 21 minIt's April Fool's Day, but all Kara and Jackie got are BITCHES! Up top we got an UPDATE from the caller in "Episode 72 - Lemon Squeeze Me In" who was about to launch a new business with their boyfriend, but they were hesitating after their relationship hit a rocky spot physically.
Kara's about to stage a corporate take-over of "April Reals Day", and we're lookin' for YOUR SUBMISSIONS! Then we're onto our SOLICITATED ADVICE!
Our first emailer is facing an issue with older co-workers not takin' too kindly to them askin' for the comments on their weight to stop (regardless of intent) because the co-workers think they're not doin' anything wrong. Now they wanna know how to turn up the BITCH to hopefully get these comments to stop altogether?
Then, our first call comes in from a bitchling who needs to know how to deal with a "friend" they made who seemed okay at first, but the emailer has realized the person is an emotional vampire with a whole lot of trauma they constantly need to unload without ever returnin' the favor.
Up next is our second email which comes in from a listener who upon gettin' pregnant all the grandparents chose their names, now they're ready to die on the hill of no one ever calling their FIL "doe-doe"
Our last caller lives in on the top floor of their friends house and after a terse announcement of an overnight guest, they wanna know if they're THE BITCH for thinkin' the roommate shouldn't be havin' sex with others in the house?
Then, our last email of the week, comes in from a bitchling who was doing IVF treatments as the same time as their long-time Canadian friend, and once they were able to conceive, their Canadian friend ghosted them.
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- Episode 78 - Delicious Passive AggressionMar 25, 2026 · 1 hr 22 minKara and Jackie are back again for another "Who's the Bitch?", this week starts with a personal BITCHuation of Jackie's from a Fantasy Fest, and Kara had a dream about Jackie bein' MAD 'cause Dream Kara can't ride a bike well enough, plus Kara's old classmates gettin' into trouble again, then it's onto your calls and emails!
In this week's first email, a recently divorced listener had to deal with friends inviting themselves over to make her not be alone on the anniversary of their divorce, and their friends also didn't seem to like her new boyfriend, which just led to a miserable and awkward situation.
Our first caller of the week works in a male dominated field as a trainer and one of the dudes she trained made her aware he has a very jealous wife, so jealous in fact that the caller needed to get a restraining order to stop the stalking of the jealous wife, now the coworker is goin' 'round makin' nasty rumors about her and she's not sure what to do!
Next up is an email about Duncan, a puppy who's total lack of class and life skills has left him unable to attend doggy day care until he does some serious work on himself.
Then, in our next call, we hear from a listener who feels like it's time for a classmate in grad school to grow up and dress far more professionally (after catchin' sight of a dickprint or two), but isn't sure how to go about it.
Our last email comes in from a listener who recently dealt with a deranged delivery driver stealing all the pride flags on their block, now they wanna keep quiet but their partner wants to be loud and proud, leavin' them to wonder "Who's the Bitch?"
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- Episode 77 - We Have BeefMar 18, 2026 · 1 hr 25 minJackie and Kara are BACK and this time JACKIE'S GOT THE BEEFUATION as our very first caller lets it be known that some of us can't be dainty sneezers. Then in our UNSOLICITED ADVICE, the Oscar's might be over, but we ain't done talkin' 'bout them Hamnet stars not likin' cats! THEN IT'S ONTO OUR SOLICITED ADVICE!
Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wanting to suggest a reading limit for their husband who keeps abandoning reality for the fantasy world?
Our second caller wants to know how they can be a Civil BITCH when it comes to their kids playmates' parents never showing up on time to pick up their kid from the playdates.
Our second email comes from a listener who wants to know "Who's The Bitch?" when it comes to a coworker that has admitted they are also into men, but they seem unwilling to make the dive into being open and possibly in a relationship with our caller.
Our last voicemail comes from a caller who has moved apartments and is now dealing with her partner, and father of her soon to be born child, being just sort of checked out when it comes to getting the new apartment set up and dealing with everyday life, despite the fact that she needs extra help now with the pregnancy.
Our final email comes in from a recently engaged fan who is dealing with the issue of her fiancé not wanting her oldest sister to officiate her wedding, as she has not been very supportive of their relationship in the past, and the oldest sister is not taking it too well.
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- Episode 76 - Collective AngerMar 11, 2026 · 1 hr 18 minKara and Jackie are BACK with all your BITCHuations! We dive straight into the UNSOLICITED ADVICE WITH TRIGGER WARNINGS A PLENTY as the internet is AFLAME with a dumbass who claims he got "catfished" by a woman he went on a date with because she didn't look as "fluffy" online/the first date and it actively reminded everyone about the idiot from "Love Is Blind" named Chris who did basically the same thing, because for some reason some men think they're doing women a favor by letting them know they'd find them a lot more attractive if they lost weight! A listener takes the time to introduce us to all the many different styles of organizing there are, and then we're onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!
Our first email comes from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for always shittin' on their book clubs romantasy picks, even if their SIL (whose in the group) finds it funny? Do the other girls think they're just a snarky lil' book snob!?
Next up is a voicemail from a listener with a self proclaimed low stakes bitchuation, involving her husband taking allll the time in the world to recover from being sick, but expects her to recover ASAP and be back in mom mode.
Our next submissh is a listener with a self proclaimed low stakes BITCHuation; would they be THE BITCH for callin' it quits with a dude who's perfect EXCEPT he smokes?
Our last voicemail comes from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH when it comes to a list of issues that have been brewin' in their relationship for a long time, and only gettin' worse since movin' in together?
Our last email comes from a listener who lives with 4 dudes, but the only one who won't put the seat down is THEIR BOYFRIEND!!!
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- Episode 75 - Footsie DramaMar 4, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minJackie and Kara return once again to answer your calls and emails about bitchuations in your life! Up top Kara tells tale of her children's abilities to lie, and how much better one is than the other, and then Kara learns she has been in the presence of hot dog royalty as Jackie regales her story of hot dog ambassadorship! Harry Styles attracts the ire of the internet after stating that the slowed pace of living in Rome is a nice shift from 'Murca! Then we're onto our SOLICITATED ADVICE!
Our first voicemail comes in from a listener who wants to know "Who's the Bitch?" when it comes to her partner consistently waking her up with footsie in the mornings.
Our first email comes from a listener who changed their last name after being married, but is havin' issues being referred to as if she belongs to her husband in family letters. Should she release THE BITCH from within?
Then we're onto our next caller who used to share an office, but after a promotion and gettin' what was supposed to be their own office, they're feelin' encroached upon when the co-worker seems to hint that she thinks she's got TWO offices. Now they wanna know if they're bein' THE BITCH 'cause they don't wanna share.
Next up is a listener who is plannin' to get a memorial tattoo for her deceased cousin, but she's seen the same Ariana Grande tattoo online via a mutual friend, and want's to know if they would be THE BITCH for still gettin' it?
Our final listener wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wanting to tell their BFF of almost 25 years off for giving an ultimatum when it comes to the listener trying to get an ex back?
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- Episode 74 - More Vasectomies, Less TaxesFeb 25, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minKara and Jackie are back with another VIDEO EPISODE over on the Youtube! Freshoff the Bitchathon with a new ball-less brand manager and all the BTS goss' from the event! We're startin' this episode off with a listeners own ball bustin' vasectomy story that just confirms it's still MUCH less painful than child birth, followed by RIP James Van Der Beek and Jackie's got some thoughts on what we should really be takin' away from the whole GoFundMe issues following his untimely passing and the goss' surrounding it, but we can all agree health insurance is THE BITCH. Then we're onto SOLICITED ADIVCE!
Our first email comes from a listener whose partner is dealing with their own passive aggressive boyMIL that's upset said partner didn't wish her 'Happy Valentine's Day', and now it's got them wonder Who's The Bitch?
Our first voicemail comes from a listener who thinks they already know who THE BITCH is as they're calling about their partner that landed in the hospital from some very unhealthy CrossFit training that left them in a very dangerous state, but they don't wanna give-up CrossFit
Our next very concise email involves a listener whose friend, that is recovering from an eating disorder, is now projecting their insecurities and staring at the listener's stomach/making comments on them losing weight
Our last voicemail is a low stakes BITCHuation involving some loudass neighbors who keep treating the roadway like their personal race track
Our final email comes from a listener who wants to know 'Who's The Bitch?' when it comes to finding out that their trans husband is gettin' a REFUND from their insurance company after changin' their legal name and gender.
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- Episode 73 - Best of the Valentine's Bitchathon 2026Feb 18, 2026 · 1 hr 33 minThis week on "Who's The Bitch?" we're showcasing some of the love calls from our recent Valentine's Bitchathon! The lanai is full of love as we have some special guests stop by to give their best heartfelt advice, with a surprise appearance by none other than cupid himself in the form of a commercial from yesteryear! The absolutely awestricking Amber Nelson also stopped by to give a rundown of some not so red flags of her own! Then we're onto some love themed BITCHuations!
Our first call is a bit of a self proclaimed low stakes one, but they wanna know who's THE BITCH when it comes to wanting to drive vs walk the 3 blocks to the gym in 20 degree weather and THE TIRE PARTICULATES
Amber joins us for our next caller who is fresh from the fires as they just got back onto a dating site and went on 2 dates with a guy that ended less than stellar, and after letting him down, he decided to go mask off since he didn't get a reply fast enough.
Our next caller knows their ex hubs is THE BITCH for plastering his bands sticker over the callers bands sticker (our caller ripped the sticker off) but now they wanna know if they should address him about it or not?
Then we're joined by the husbands for a caller who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for catching feels for a guy they've been hooking up with for years, is he THE BITCH for not wanting to commit, or is it just plain ol' relationships are THE BITCH?
Our final caller is in a situationship with a man with a nasty ass stank apartment after never changing his HVAC filter to the point it was growing mold, so they're tellin' him he's gotta get that professionally cleaned and now she wants to know if she's THE BITCH for suggestin' it.
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- Episode 72 - Lemon Squeeze Me InFeb 11, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minKara and Jackie are back with another episode, this time with video over on the Youtube! They're still preppin' for the upcoming Valentine's BITCHathon this Thursday, February 12th @ 4-7pPT / 7-10pET, but until then Jackie's gobblin' up some Mr. Bubbles craft soda and hittin' refresh on that eBay listing for the BuzzBallz 9carat pink diamond ring. Check out the BITCHathon for a reveal on who had the closest guess on the ending price! In other BITCHy news, RHONY OGs are heading to E! for a planned reunion, then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!
Our first voicemail comes in from a listener who wants to know if they'd be the BITCH when it comes to leaving a guy who on paper seems right, but the lack of physical intimacy has her second guessing everything?
This week's first letter comes from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wanting to just donate all the supposed "sentimental items" their abusive, alcoholic-ex left behind yeeeears ago?
Our next caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH for waning their husband to get a vasectomy or is he THE BITCH for refusing?
Then this week's final email comes from a listener who wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for not putting out more because of their schedules, or is their partner THE BITCH when they get moody when they don't/can't make time for sex?
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- Episode 71 - Swingin' That DongFeb 4, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minKara and Jackie are back with another 'Who's the Bitch?' and it's a sadder episode, as they prep for the upcoming Valentine's BITCHathon this February 12th @ 4-7pPT / 7-10pET and mourn the passing of the one and only Moira Rose. Then to start we have an update from listener Holly who called in during a past Bitchathon! There's also a few recommendations of where to help show support to those in Minneapolis right now including; mutual aid support in Minneapolis, the Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee (MIRAC), and standwithminnesota.com!
Our first caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH for thinking that if they and their partner are talkin' 'bout gettin' a gun, it's time for them to move.
Then we're gonna be downshifting the BITCHuation to one involving a real neato pen, a coworker who went nuclear because they obvi stole said real neato pen, and an email that would make Bryan Mills proud.
Our next, and last!, voicemail comes from a listener who initially thought it was funny when their old hippie uncle seemed to accidentally hang dong, but now outside opinions have them questioning their initial reaction and what they should do.
Our next emailer is workin' on it, but they had 2 bitchy encounters and wanted to get some input from the HBCs themselves when it comes to PUMPIN' THAT BITCH UP in their replies.
Our last email comes in from a listener with a far more serious BITCHuation that involves a trigger warning up top!
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- Episode 70 - A Long JanuaryJan 28, 2026 · 1 hr 2 minKara and Jackie are back with another 'Who's the Bitch?', as they prep for the upcoming Valentine's BITCHathon this February 12th @ 4-7pPT / 7-10pET, and start with an update from 'Episode 29 - Big Bitch Energy', with a call from our listener who was dealing with her overly gassy partner! Then there's some beoooch chat about Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.
The emailer behind this week's first full BITCHuation wants to know what to do about their kid wanting to join Girl Scouts but they're not religious, and they wanna know if they should try to find one without any such ties?
Our first call comes from a listen with a bit of a squirrely problem when it comes to their partner just puttin' dishes away in any random spot!
The second emailer of the week knows Who's the BITCH when it comes to them gettin' no support from their parents during their painfully fresh divorce, just questions about where the kids are when the ex has custody of them.
Our second, and final call, comes from a listener who had a rough 2025 and wants to take a solo 30th birthday trip, but their brother is also graduating with his masters shortly before the planned trip and they can't afford both. Would they be THE BITCH if they still went through with their trip?
Last up is our final email for the week, where a listener, who, along with their partner, has never had any interested in marriage, and would like their family to stop talking about their relationship as if they are.
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- Episode 69 - Very NiceJan 21, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minThis week on Who's the Bitch? Kara and Jackie are talkin' 'bout the not so posh family drama of the BeckHAMs up top, including the family copywriting his name, as well as his sage like knowledge of elephant photography.
Our first emailers boss is normally real good 'bout givin' gifts...except when it came to Christmas, and for two years now they've gone gift-less, despite promises and others in the office gettin' gifts. Now they wanna know should they mention it (AGAIN) or would that make them THE BITCH?
This week's first voicemail comes from a listener concerned that their friend group is cuttin' out a friend without givin' them a chance for explanation and conversation, as the friend group only seems interested in hearing one side of the story.
In the second email of the week, we have a listener who wonders if they are THE BITCH for not helping their wife "adult" via making appointments for them and makin' sure they keep them, but the wife's procrastination is becoming more and more of an issue.
Our second call comes from a listener who wants to know who's THE BTICH when it comes to an icy introduction at a queer choir they were hoping would be warmer.
Then this weeks final email comes from a listener who wants to know who or what's THE BITCH after a friend doubles down when it comes to their ignorance.
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- Episode 68 - This Extremely Clean EpisodeJan 14, 2026 · 1 hr 19 minJackie and Kara are back again, makin' calls on Who's The Bitch! Up-top we have some chat about Youtube not wantin' anyone to curse, and people who should NOT be givin' financial advice writin' books about it!
Then in our General Bitchery we got a low stakes BITCHuation with a listener+friends who paid $80 in tickets to watch the movie version of "The Housemaid", and who is THE BITCH when it comes to this visual abortion of an adaptation?
Our next BITCHuation comes from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH when it comes to wanting to get married, even while a divorce is happening between their partners sister and HER husband that has the family unable to focus on anything of joy.
Then we have an email that comes from a listener who wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH if they invited their ex-boyfriends mom to their wedding, but NOT their ex-boyfriend?
Next up, we have a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wanting their gaming desk in the living room?
This week's first caller knows they're THE BITCH for givin' out a discount that wasn't their own, but is their wife's bestie THE BITCH for suggesting a CARHARTT CLEANSE!?!?!
To round out the episode, our last caller wants to know who is THE BITCH when it comes to their bestie sharing some of their very personal preferences with a husband that the caller hasn't even really MET yet!
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- Episode 67 - Clean Up on Aisle Christmas!Jan 7, 2026 · 1 hr 21 minIn this first Who's the Bitch? of 2026, we got some New Year's updates from Kara and Jackie plus some early Kara lore, Jackie discusses an uncomfy convo with a friend choosing to tell their kids early on there is no Santa, while Kara reveals her daughter is dealing with a child version of Fred Phelp's telling the other children in school they are going to hell, and we got a micro update from the Fall Bitchathon caller who didn't get paid for the turkeys last year!
Our first email comes from a listener whose feeling heavy guilt after their boundary ignoring, lonely father they cut contact with begged their mom to ask the listener to 'at least call and tell him Merry Christmas' this holiday, but they just couldn't bring themselves to do it.
This week's first, and only, call comes in from a listener who recently got engaged (congrats!) and when it comes to them reaching out to a certain friend to talk about wedding planning, said friend will ignore what the caller says to talk about details for their own, non-existent. wedding, and it's startin' to get on the callers nerves.
Up next is an email from a listener who wanted to know if they'd be THE BITCH if they sent xmas gifts to a sister-in-law that has cut out much of the family.
Our next email comes from a listener who has given us a bit of a Christmas Mystery to solve when it came to a questionable Christmas gift from their normally very thoughtful boyfriend.
In the final email, a listener is left confused by a household appliance gift that reminded them their normally thoughtful boyfriend still hasn't offered a hand when it comes to cleaning around the house.
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- Episode 66 - New Year? Says Who!Dec 31, 2025 · 1 hr 11 minKara and Jackie here talkin' 'bout that bitchyass construct known as time, and is NYE strictly kid free or is that bitchy itself?! Jackie's itchin' for at least ONE sexy holiday and it CAN'T be Christmas!
Our first email comes in from a listener whose long term, long distance on-off again relationship, lied about their very much alive mother dying of cancer and only found out over facebook!
This weeks first call comes from a listener who went above and beyond for their Maid of Honor, who canceled last minute and has now essentially ghosted them, after canceling last minute on the wedding that was planned for three years!
Then we have an email from someone dealing with their friends trying to re-introduce their ex into the friend group and rekindle a friendship between the two, and they are NOT cool with it!
Up next we have a call from a listener with a big ol' pile of family drama, and is left wondering if it's too late or not their place to reconnect with family after his mother was literally cut off from the family for being a "witch."
And to finish out the episode, we have an email from a fan who is dealin' with some weird ass vibes from their boyfriend's older cousin, who seems to want to follow in the footsteps of giants, like Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, Edgar Allan Poe, and Rudy Giuliani.
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- Episode 65 - I Made You Hot CocoDec 24, 2025 · 1 hr 6 minKara and Jackie are back, just in time for Christmas, and ready to decide Who's the Bitch! Up top we got some Christmas season chat, including Elf on the Shelf disasters, Christmas etiquette, and the bitchiness of certain Christmas songs.
Our first emailer has a LOWSTAKES Holiday Bitchuation involving an aunt who doesn't seem to know the difference between White Elephant Exchanges and Secret Santa's.
Our first caller has a BITCHuation involving an emotionally avoidant BFF turned situationship and now they wanna know if they're the BITCH for gettin' involved even tho they knew it would end up like the way it has?
Our second emailer is currently in the best relationship they've ever been in, but their friends can't see past his right wing memeing to get to know the real dude even after only having met him once. Now they wanna know who's the BITCH when it comes to their friends quick judgments?
Our final caller of the episode wants to know if they're being the BITCH when it comes to their ex-husband posting all the sad boi drama about their past relationship on Discord, and throwing them under the bus when it comes to said posts?
MAY YOU ALL HAVE A WONDEROUS BITCHMASS SEASON!
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- Episode 64 - The Best of the Holiday BitchathonDec 17, 2025 · 1 hr 36 minThis week on "Who's the Bitch?", we're showcasing some of the live calls from our recent Holiday Bitchathon! Slugta stops by to help Kara and aggressive holiday Jackie partake in some festively thicc BuzzBallz while he explains the not so festive (but still THICC) custard that once reside inside of his cyst! Then we're onto talkin' 'bout that bitchy little bowling alley rule of bumpers for kids, ONLY (ugh, whatevez)! And finally, onto our BITCHUATIONS!
The first call of the BITCHathon came in from a fan who's friend is goin' through a divorce, but is handling it so poorly that our caller is now wanting to know if they're THE BITCH for avoiding her and her increasingly erratic and controlling behavior.
Up next is a caller with a SHITuation involving their mother-in-law who is refusing to deal with her digestive issues caused by IBS and GLP-1s, which led to her surprising our caller with a brown wedding weekend.
Next is a caller who upset their religious dad by not wanting to be blessed after sneezing, as he wants to keep his demons dammit!
Following our demon filled boy, we have a caller who's very simple request to make Thanksgiving easier next year made his mother apparently enter a fugue state and forget all mention that her sweet baby boy may not be glued her side next Holiday season!
Then we have a long time listener who calls in with a story about how her call to a roof cleaner ended in the cleaners trying to convert them to their religion, which would possibly somehow free her from needing to use a wheelchair.
Then we have a call from a listener who is fed up with living with his ex's items after five weeks post breakup, and isn't sure what to do but thankfully Jake comes in with the perfect solution.
Our final call comes in from a listener who has major concerns that their mother may be tellin' a big ol' whopper when she drunkenly revealed that the caller has an OLDER SIBLING(!?!) who was given up for adoption while both parents were still in high school. Now our caller wants to know if they'd be the BITCH for pushing their mom for more information on this mysterious older sib?
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- Episode 63 - We Found Love In a Garbage PlaceDec 10, 2025 · 1 hr 13 minThis week on Who's The Bitch, Kara and Jackie kick things off by talkin' 'bout the equal parts joy and horror that office Christmas parties bring, and we got that yearly BITCHuation of is "Die Hard" a Christmas movie? Then it's on to your calls and emails!
Our first email comes from a listener with a BITCHuation involving a friend who isn't bein a "girls girl", and that has them questioning the ENTIRE friendship!
Our second email involves an international BITCHuaion with a friend who has decided to bring an ex (who ghosted them for 10 months) to their mutual best friends destination wedding, and the emailer doesn't know what they should do to prevent the chaos that this will most definitely cause.
Our first, and only, voicemail comes from a caller who wants to know who's the BITCH when it comes to a couple month long courtship that ended abruptly and still has the caller a upset.
Our next email involves more international wedding drama! This one includes the listener traveling with a young daughter and their in-laws, but the bride to be is causing a big ole fuss 'bout childcare.
Our final email comes from a listener who's husband's health issues have left him in need of Viagra, but he won't take it unless he's asked, and our listener feels torn for feeling unwanted or like she's forcing it on him, leaving her to ask Who's The BITCH?
BE SURE TO TUNE INTO THE UPCOMING BITCHATHON TOMORROW, THURSDAY, DEC 11th @ 4pm-8pm PST/ 7pm-11pm EST ON OUR YOUTUBE!
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- Episode 62 - You Ever Heard of Zangi?Dec 3, 2025 · 1 hr 30 minThis week Jackie and Kara are tellin' tales of this years Thanksgiving, including Kara's trip to see Zootopia 2, which includes an Officer Zebrowski, and burnin' butter! Then we have an update from the caller Micah featured in Episode 40, followed up with some chat about Thanksgiving decorum and whether or not it's bitchy to have a funeral on Thanksgiving Day!
This weeks first email comes from a listener who is currently trapped in a deviled egg arms war as she and her sister both planned to make them for thanksgiving, and neither side will back down, leaving our listener to wonder who's the egg BITCH?
Next up we have a call from a fan who's dads are total flakes, and their history of lying about being unavailable for events has them doubting they truly needed to miss their recent choir solo, which happened to fall on the callers birthday.
Then we read an email from a listener who needs advice on how to unleash their inner BITCH on their mother, who continuously misgenders and deadnames them despite knowing the hurt and tension it causes.
Our second caller of the episode is feelin' a little miffed that their in-laws came over for Thanksgiving this year, and left without saying goodbye. They can't get over how rude that is!
And finally we've got a listener letter that's full o BITCHES! A dad that won't admit he's bein' scammed via Zangi, and his daughters who had to corner him like an escaped convict to wrangle his phone and confirm said scammin'.
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- Episode 61 - Last Straw MomentNov 26, 2025 · 1 hr 7 minThis week Jackie and Kara are gobblin' their way into Thanksgiving with their gravy buzzballs held high, for a new Who's The Bitch! Up top we got some chat about the ups and downs of Kara and Jackie's experiences with double dates, and then its on to your emails and calls!
First up is a message from a listener who accidentally caused a friend to have a drunken meltdown at their wedding, after telling an unrelated story about another friend's wife having an affair, and it made our emailer look at them in a new light. Now they wanna know if they would be THE BITCH for cutting them out of their lives?
Next is a voicemail from someone who's got another wedding related BITCHuation, they want to know if they'd be THE BITCH if they reached back out to a friend they had stopped hanging out with to hire them as a wedding photographer?
Up next is an email from a listener who had health issues post covid, leading to them and their wife living separately and meeting up for dates. Now their wife wants to go back to cohabiting, but they aren't sure they want to!
Then we have a low stakes call from a listener who used to share an amazon account with her dad, but after he used the account to purchase condoms, our listener now makes occasional small purchase using the card he left on the account, and he's never noticed.
This weeks final email comes from a comedy scene veteran, who realized their time is getting totally eaten up by "getting coffee" with several others in her local comedy scene so she can explain how to book and set up shows, and wants to know if they are THE BITCH for planning to cut most of them off.
BE SURE TO TUNE INTO THE UPCOMING BITCHATHON DEC 11th ON YOUTUBE!
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 60 - Seduced By MeatNov 19, 2025 · 1 hr 18 minThis week Kara and Jackie are comin' in hawt the week before Thanksgiving, and up top discuss what is the bitchiest Thanksgiving dish, and then some The Real Housewives chat, involving Owen Wilson's favorite sex position and the return of the vaccine skeptic and troll of every bridge in Orange County Vicki Gunvalson!
First up this week is an email from a listener with a low stakes bitchery about her husband's fear of the dentist leading to years long stank breath.
In this week's first voicemail, a neighbor of Kara calls in with a Hawaiian vacation low stakes bitchuation involving staying with family vs a hotel.
This week's second email comes from someone dealing with an uncle that has slowly descended into a QAnon neo-nazi, and she's not sure how to deal with him while also keeping contact with their aunt and her daughter.
The second and final call of the week comes from a listener whose boyfriend of 11 years has a brother who kicked them out after his cheating got exposed by the caller, but after a years they patched things up, but now he's back to his cheatin' ways with the same women!
This week's final email comes from someone wanting to know if they are the bitch for how they are feeling and reacting to their fiancee not taking their last name.
DO NOT FORGET THE UPCOMING BITCHATHON DEC 11th ON YOUTUBE!
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- Episode 59 - That's Feminism, BabeNov 12, 2025 · 1 hr 16 minThis week on Who's The Bitch, we get an update on Kara and Jackie's Halloween costumes, Kara being a facebook marketplace middle man for her parents as well as getting a TON of unrequested help and comments on Facebook, then it's on to an UPDATE! from "Episode 57 - This Greasy Bag" with a little more info on their relationship with the man as well as an update on his pissyness.
This week's first emailer wants to know who's THE BITCH when it comes to an interaction she had with a Swifty who is NOT CHILL with her new more sexual songs.
Our first voicemail comes from a listener who wants to know if they were THE BITCH for how she handled her cousins turkey tantrum after it lead to a very awkward thanksgiving last year?
Next up in an email from a listener who wonders if they would be THE BITCH for cutting out a not so close friend for what they feel like is exploiting their young child for online clout and cash.
Then we have another voicemail from a listener who is currently caught up in a real life soap opera cheating scandal!
To wrap things up we have an email from someone who wants to know if they are THE BITCH when it comes to a slow burning long distance relationship partner suddenly developing a love of ALL the same interests they have mentioned.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 58 - Rancid VibesNov 5, 2025 · 1 hr 16 minThis week on Who's The Bitch, Halloween is behind them, but Thanksgiving in everyone's tunnel vision, so it's still time to talk about some bitchy Halloween costumes! Including Julia Fox bein' gore covered bootylicious Jackie O, then a General Bitchery Update comes in first!
It comes in with an update from the listener in Episode 52 - Dirtbag Bachelorette whose friends girlfriend confided in them that they don't think the friend is the one!
Our first new submission comes from a listener who needs to know if they're THE BITCH for being upset with two of their friends for NOT DRESSING UP on his BIRTHDAY! and wants to know if they would be THE BITCH for never engaging with their bff's long-term girlfriend after she broke the camels back with her absolute unnecessary bitchery.
Our first voicemail comes from a listener with a real DOWNER in their DnD group that refuses to stop getting distracted and trying to distract the rest of the group, with the final straw being him refusing to wear a costume and the caller wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH if they stopped going to the DnD meetings because of said annoying player.
Our next submission comes from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH when it comes to a poorly planned 3some that made them more uncomfortable than anything else, that ended with the dude they were dating ghosting them after they let it be known how uncomfy they were.
Our final caller realized they were fully THE BITCH while typing out everything that happened when it came to an 11 day trip with a lifelong BFF!
Our last message comes from another listener who believes they may be THE BITCH when it comes to them growing distant to a friend that eventually ended up passing under possible murderous circumstances.
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- Episode 57 - This Greasy BagOct 29, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minThis week on Who's the Bitch, Kara reveals she is one of only two Kara Klenk's in the world, but she's THE OG, and it's right into unsolicited advice 'cause Jackie just gotta talk 'bout DORINDA!
This week's first emailer privately asked a friend and coworker if they should reach out to a mutual friend about dating. Ater gettin' the 'ole go ahead, they found out the coworker had actually let the mutual know 'bout the convo shortly after it happened and felt so betrayed he started the s i l e n t treatment. Now, with only a short time left at the job with said coworker, they're wanting to know if they should just leave things as they are or should they not be too prideful and address them face2face?
Our next submission is a voicemail from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH when it came to a time when they just kinda HAD to use their boyfriend's ex-wives' really expensive face soap one night...and now it's slowly made its way into their regular facecare routine.
Next we got an email from a listener who was promised a lil treat, and instead got a nudey sloppy dawg left on a counter for 6 hours. Now they wanna know if they're THE BITCH for not bein' exactly thrilled at this "treat."
Our final voicemail this week, comes from a listener who's gettin' married soon and wants to know if they're THE BITCH for only inviting a family member and not their partner after some unbecoming conduct.
Our next, and final!, BITCHuation comes from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for takin' a step away when their bff/business partner starts goin' on political rants instead of takin' a strong stance against 'em after exhausting themselves out previously with this man.
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- Episode 56 - Vampire StepdaddyOct 22, 2025 · 1 hr 11 minJackie and Kara are back, and this week, first off we got some IRLBITCHERY from a Rilo Kiley concert Kara attended, Jackie got shamed at a FUNERAL, and some talk on what's the bitchiest Halloween costume (when it comes to creating it)
Then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!
Our first message comes from a listener who has been given the 'mom role' in multiple, non-overlapping friend groups, and now she's wonderin' if maybe she's been bein' THE BITCH that set herself up with this role. And what can she do to get out of it?
This week's next submission is from a listener whose lookin' for some advice on THE BITCHiest way to serve a very long awaited PISSvenge.
Next is our first, and only, voicemail of the week and they know EXACTLY who THE BITCH is when it comes to their partners pushy friends, but they need advice on exactly how high to turn their BITCH UP in response!
And then in our final message, we got some SISTER DRAMA! As one sister is putting her destination wedding up against the emailers own destination wedding!
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
- Episode 55 - Lube On UpOct 15, 2025 · 1 hr 16 minThis week on "Who's The Bitch?", Jackie lets Kara know she thinks 'bout her while she's lotionin' her wet post shower skin for all our loyal Jara-ists (or Kackie-ists), then it's onto yer calls and messages!
First up is an update in the General Bitchery section from our listener in "Episode 52 - Dirtbag Bachelorette" who thought there friend of 14yrs had blocked them out of the blue!
THEN WE'RE ONTO OUR SOLICITED ADVICE!
The first new piece of solicited advice comes from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for bein' bothered by a mutual friend usin' the annual Halloween Party as a way to stock up for their wedding bar, so they then chose to throw their own Halloween Party instead
Our first caller has an issue with their dad, who after fighting groups chats for years, has now turned a family chat into his personal meme page, and is basically now cyberbullying his daughter so she can't leave his dank meme stash.
This weeks second emailer wants to know if they are THE BITCH for NOT being excited for Thanksgiving due to past ED and not wanting to deal with all that in front of in-laws, so now they're thinkin' they might need to tap out.
The third, and final, call for this week is from a listener who keeps gettin' stood up by a the same group of friends again and again, and is not buyin' the excuses they are sellin', so they now put it on the friends to make plans from now on.
This weeks final email comes in from someone who feels like they're bein' THE BITCH to themselves and their future when it comes to their spending and credit habits.
Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!
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