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You're On The List
You're On The List is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by comedians Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine. The show features an occasional guest as the guys discover this weeks "Top 10 List."
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Episodes
- Top 10 Best/Worst TV Series FinalesSep 17, 2019 · 1 hr 35 minThe Queen Nancy Gauci introduces the podcast as only she can. Pete and Bret talk about their show in Forked River, partying with Steamboat Willie, and hanging out at JR's eating Maruca's. The guys discuss Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle's comedy specials, and delve into the best and worst series finales of all time. Where do you put the Sopranos? Or Seinfeld? The boys also update us on future projects and podcasts they are looking to produce!
- Top 10 Historical Figures You've Never Heard OfAug 15, 2019 · 1 hr 19 minPetey Boy welcomes his old friend Brian "40" Walsh into the studio to talk history. Bret calls in with a big announcement for Labor Day weekend. 40, the history department head at Pierce College, drops some knowledge about the forgotten and sometimes unknown figures that dodge the watchful eye of history.
- Top 10 Things People Hate For No ReasonJul 10, 2019 · 1 hr 40 minPete and Bret rejoin Mike Casentini at the Network Studios to discuss things that people straight up hate without much reasoning. The guys catch up about fireworks, earthquakes, and celebrating your birthday like a gentleman. They talk about the people and things that you love to hate! Be sure to not hate this podcast and write a review!
- Top 10 Favorite Footballers with Ian EdwardsJul 5, 2019 · 1 hr 4 minIan Edwards joins Petey Boy in studio to talk soccer and Bret calls in on a burner phone from his underground bunker. The guys talk about the English premiership, the most successful football clubs, and the best players to play the game. Pete and Ian try to one-up each other with Old Trafford stories as Bret googles old timey players to feel included! Check out Ian's new special IanTalk July 12!
- Top 10 Film Score ComposersJun 24, 2019 · 1 hr 32 minPete meets up with ATC's social media guru Brenton Biddlecombe as Bret calls in from Chicago using a Cricket Wireless flip phone. The guys talk about the importance of social media in a comic's career, the self-anointed Podfather, and the All Things Comedy family of comedians. Brenton comes prepared as a film score expert, taking control of the list along with his curated score samplings. The guys are enamored by the amount of Italians on the list, yet Bret loses his mind over a particular composer that was left out. So whether it's in a video game or the silver screen, be sure to enjoy the music!
- Top 10 Lies Told By The IndustryJun 14, 2019 · 1 hr 38 minPetey Boy dusts off the mics and welcomes Geoff Keith on the show with Bret skyping in with a slightly better connection to discuss the dirty world of show business and the lies told at every turn. The boys also talk about Steve Byrne's new documentary about The Amazing Johnathan, the ghost of Joe Biden, and fake birthday plans!
- Top 10 Health Fads with Whitney AyersApr 18, 2019 · 1 hr 42 minThis week Petey Boy Jones welcomes the love of his life and certified health expert Whitney Ayers into the studio. Bret skypes in with mid-90's technology and talks about setting off lunk alarms and his dedication to the South Beach Diet. It's revealed that Pete's bathroom ceiling is hairy and that he is no good at carrying his girlfriend to the bedroom. Whitney drops knowledge on good and bad health trends that periodically sweep the wellness community and ranks the all-time health fads. So grab a green juice, channel a ghost, and put coffee up your butt to really get the benefits of this podcast!
- Top 10 Falls From GraceMar 18, 2019 · 1 hr 41 minBret is in LA and meets up with Pete and Carlos Rodriguez to catch up and discuss the latest in their lives. The guys talk about the many falls from grace we've seen of one-beloved stars. Rate us for Pete's sake.
- Top 10 Reasons to Rob the CradleMar 8, 2019 · 1 hr 11 minPetey Boy hangs with comedian and soon to be married man Jason Lawhead. Bret Skypes in with the internet connection of a war time corespondent in Syria. The guys talk about the Michael Jackson documentary, how Bret can't read yet is amassing a vintage book collection, and Steve Byrne demands to be off the list. The boys celebrate their much younger (and hotter) ladies and discuss why robbing the cradle is the only way to go.
- Top 10 Brody Stevens BrodyismsMar 1, 2019 · 1 hr 5 minBret Ernst skypes in to the show and joins Pete Giovine in celebrating the great Brody Stevens. The boys share stories about Brody, tell their favorite Brody jokes and rank the phrases Brody was known for. So grab some apple cider vinegar, push and believe, and enjoy it! Yes!
- Ep172 - Top 10 Wrestlers According To ChadFeb 22, 2019 · 59 minPete welcomes old friend and wrestling aficionado Chad Weiner to break down his list of the best wrestlers of all time. He schools Pete on the old territories and why certain men rose to legendary status.
- Ep171 - Top 10 Signs You're A Stalker with Thomas DaleFeb 9, 2019 · 1 hr 6 minThe great Thomas Dale visits Pete Giovine for a discussion about leaving New York, being an honest comic, almost taping a special, loving dramatically, and making silent three-point turns undetected. Thomas tells us about his new podcast "Honestly" at the Hollywood Improv and teaches what it takes to be a great stalker! This podcast will love you until we drive by your house with the headlights off!
- Ep170 - Top 10 Ways You're Kidding Yourself About Getting OlderFeb 2, 2019 · 54 minStevie G visits the studio and takes Pete to the wood shed about not doing enough with the podcast. Stevie then struggles with an inner realization of self defeat and bad tax form completion. The boys finally get to a list about ways we don't acknowledge the passing years on the calendar. Stay warm and enjoy!
- Ep169 - Top 10 RicksJan 26, 2019 · 51 minPete welcomes high energy Matt Ralston to the studio. The boys discuss the lives or writers, Melania Trump, Celebrity Big Brother, and talk about how Ravishing Rick Rude always looked suspect.
- Ep168 - Top 10 Bruce Willis Movies With Chris WyldeJan 11, 2019 · 1 hr 16 minJones Johnson meets up with what appears to be cool Jesus for the latest YOTL installment! Chris Wylde (Dan Pizzini's favorite guest), and Pete discuss their holidays, new years resolutions, getting screeners, the R. Kelly doc, Sebastian in the new Peter Farrelly movie, basketball, and the guys talk about the best Bruce Willis movies of all time! Rate us on iTunes to keep YOTL alive!
- Ep167 - Top 10 Christmas Gifts 2018 – Stocking StufferDec 22, 2018 · 1 hr 30 minPetey Boy stuffs your YOTL sock and kicks it old school with Mike Casentini and Billy Bonnell! The boys talk about Nimesh Patel, coy Asians, losing your passport, the Echo Plus stalking mode, opening your first Nintendo, and they run down the greatest Christmas gifts of 2018! Grab some eggnog, cuddle by the fire, listen to this episode, then call your mom. Merry Christmas YOTL family!
- Ep166 - Top 10 Outdated Things That Are Still AroundNov 14, 2018 · 1 hr 25 minStevie G stops by to hear Bret and Pete open the podcast with an old fashioned political argument! After cooler heads prevail, Stevie talks about a good audition, and whether he should join the podcast permanently and Pete is in staunch opposition. The guys discuss the things in life that are still around but seem outdated – like a phone book, or your Mom for instance. Are you still reading this? Your Mom dude.
- Ep165 - Top 10 Dallas Cowboys with Billy BonnellOct 22, 2018 · 1 hr 59 minThe Ghost of Ernst Past visits the studio to educate Petey Boy on sports gambling. Billy Bonnell tells the boys about his Navy days, getting into comedy, and joins Pete in admonishing the West Hollywood mail carriers. The guys talk about the best Dallas Cowboys in history and rank them better than Sports Illustrated! Put on your cowboy hat and slap that pig skin in this new ep!
- Ep164 - Top 10 Country StarsOct 15, 2018 · 2 hr 14 minPete meets up with Darren Carter The Party Starter at the studio and Bret attempts to Skype in. Unfortunately technical difficulties arise as Bret is forced to write messages on paper and hold them up to the camera as if in an INXS or Facebook birth announcement video. Bret finally gets through and the boys discuss the roots of country music, the biggest stars, David Allan Coe and other three-name artists. Throw in a dip, hop in your old beat up truck, and call your maw!
- Ep163 - Top 10 Disaster Couples with Stevie GuttmanOct 8, 2018 · 1 hr 26 minPete gets scolded by Stevie for not getting married. Bret encourages Stevie to look inside himself for guidance as listener Janine wins the day with on-point observations and backhanded digs. The guys talk about the most toxic couples of all time and Caleb becomes the editor of obvious.com. Break up with the psycho if you have one and call your mom!
- Ep162 - Top 10 Things On A Bucket List With DJ SandhuSep 20, 2018 · 1 hr 49 minPetey Boy brings DJ Sandhu into the studio to talk bucket list with Bret. The guys discuss the Emmy's, Ohio life, Tommy Lee Jones' war record, and talk about their trip to Phoenix. The boys weed through things that want to do before they kick the bucket. Rate your Mom.
- Ep161 - Bret Moved To OhioSep 3, 2018 · 1 hr 6 minSurprise, surprise! Bret moved to Ohio and Pete still lives in LA! Bret Skypes in to the studio to give us a tour of his house, talks about what he looks forward to in suburban living, and shows us his tile work. The guys discuss the pod and what the future holds! Check out Bret in all of his witness protection glory!
- Ep160 - Top 10 Ways You Know You're White Trash With Eric Rice and Gerard BoekeAug 27, 2018 · 1 hr 4 minPete is back with Bret as they welcome an insane genius and his muscle into the ATC studio! Elon Musk-esque brain boy Eric Rice has a company called Quanta and he explains the complexities of quantum physics to the boys and they totally get it. Pete take cannabis vapes and feels great while Bret's buddy Gerard Boeke drops the bass. You just got high reading this.
- Ep159 - Top 10 Sinatra Songs with Dan Ahdoot and Stevie GAug 17, 2018 · 1 hr 16 minIn this episode, the Summer Winds blow Steve Guttman and Dan Ahdoot into the studio. Stevie promotes his new documentary "The Davi Way," Dan discusses how he abuses his kid show fame as Falafel Phil to get MILFS, and there's a lively discussion about Jews and Italians…Pete's out of town, so this episode falls off the rails quickly!
- Ep158 - Top 10 Game-Changing Video GamesAug 8, 2018 · 1 hr 3 minBret and Pete catch up after being away from the pod for a long time. The guys get some list ideas from listeners then commit to debating video games that changed the landscape of gaming when released. Grab your Duck Hunt gun, remember the cheat codes, and call your Mom!
- Ep157 - Top 10 Wu-Tang Clan Members (Ranking The Wu)Jul 20, 2018 · 1 hr 11 minPete and Bret discuss their recent role on Steve Byrne's new movie "The Opening Act" while Bret peddles t-shirts on his website. The boys take suggestions from viewers on what the list should be. The podcast takes on the unenviable task of ranking the members of the Wu-Tang Clan. Pete professes his love for Ghostface Killah as Bret shows his allegiance to O.D.B. The all-knowing RZA stops by to talk about allowing Cappadonna into the Clan! Protect ya neck and subscribe to this podcast!
- Ep156 - Top 10 Fake Guido Club NamesJul 13, 2018 · 1 hr 15 minThings fall apart before they start on this week's podcast! The boys run into several technical difficulties that culminate into a snowball of shit show. Bret, who is ADHD, is tasked with reading comments off his phone and results with him randomly saying fragments of thought. The guys start to make a list centered around what makes a bad podcast, then somehow switch it up to fake nightclub names! There is beauty in the break down!
- Ep155 - Top 10 Reasons To Leave CaliforniaJul 6, 2018 · 1 hr 31 minBret and Pete talk about the pro's and con's of living in California. The guys realize that LA is killing them.
- Ep154 - Top 10 Golfers With Cort McCownJun 29, 2018 · 2 hr 2 minPete Giovine welcomes handsome man comedian Cort McCown to the basement of the Comedy Store to discuss his entrance to the business, the importance of air conditioning, his ball control in Teen Wolf, playing with Playboy playmates, and being a caddie on the PGA Tour. Cort drops knowledge about life on the PGA tour and lays out his list of the best golfers of all time! Be sure to rate, subscribe and follow Cort on Instagram at @cortmccown!
- Ep153 - Top 10 People We Wish Were On TwitterJun 20, 2018 · 1 hr 25 minBret is back in the house with Pete at the All Things Comedy studios. The boys catch up, recap last weeks list, and then discuss the people they wish were on twitter. Sam Tripoli stops by to drop a new conspiracy theory! Subscribe!
- Ep152 - Top 10 TV Spin-offs with Chris WyldeJun 13, 2018 · 1 hr 12 minPetey Boy Jones kicks it old school at the Comedy Store and welcomes bff and show favorite Chris Wylde to the studio. The boys talk about murder shows, the rash of sueys, and Chris brushes off an old notebook of jokes from 1998! The old pals then discuss the greatest television spin-offs of all time! Make sure you rate and subscribe to the pod!
- Ep151 - Top 10 Movie VillainsMay 31, 2018 · 1 hr 33 minPete discovers he's an Italian WASP, while Bret discusses Roseanne's tweets and the NFL policy on standing for the national anthem. The guys interact with new listeners as they compile a list of the best movie villains of all time. Make sure you subscribe to the podcast and tell your friends!
- Ep150 - Top 10 Things We Love About New JerseyMay 16, 2018 · 1 hr 26 minSteve Rannazzasi drops by to discuss the memorial for Mitzi Shore and we even get a surprise pop in from Eddie Peppitone! Bret and Pete talk about the old country of Weehawken and how much they love the great state of New Jersey!
- Ep149 - Top 10 Redheads of All TimeMay 9, 2018 · 1 hr 18 minBret pontificates the success of Cobra Kai, talks about not inviting Pete to Mexico, and discusses getting his butt seen by a doctor. Pete mentions his trip to Canada, and tries to educate Bret on the Golden State Killer. The guys take a cue from Carlos and talk the best redheads of all-time! Call your Mom!
- Ep148 - Top 10 Boston AthletesApr 30, 2018 · 1 hr 41 minBret and Pete welcome comedian Matty Fontana into the studio to finish off a list that Bret started on Bill Burr's Monday Morning podcast. The guys talk Boston, Bret goes on disjointed rants, and Matty talks a lot about Yawkey.
- Ep147 - Top 10 Underrated 80's Movies With Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg, and Josh HealdApr 23, 2018 · 1 hr 59 minBret and Pete welcome the 3 big-time writers/producers responsible for Blockers, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Hot Tub Time Machine, and the new YouTube Red series Cobra Kai! The guys learn about how Hurwitz and Schlossberg got the OK from White Castle and how they rebooted the career of the great Neil Patrick Harris. John Cena is revealed to be the best actor of all-time, and Billy Zabka the best movie bully ever. This round table breaks down the best underrated 80's movies of all-time as Pete and Josh commemorate Kevin Bacon's classic flick Quicksilver! Cobra Kai May 2nd!
- Ep146 - Top 10 Guys You See At The GymApr 16, 2018 · 1 hr 15 minThe All Things Comedy Launch Episode! Pete Giovine asks Bret Ernst about the passing of Mitzi Shore as they discuss the legendary Comedy Store. The guys talk about the Impossible Burger, Bret's insane diet when he was shredded, and break down the different kinds of guys you see at the gym! SUBSCRIBE TO THIS PODCAST for weekly lists! Call your mom!
- Ep145 - Top 10 ExcusesApr 4, 2018 · 1 hr 10 minThe boys have a new intern Trevor who just got fired by the Dirty Sports podcast! Pete reads some Youtube comments about Bret from the Tinfoil Hat swapcast and they're not pretty. The boys talk about making excuses and which ones are the best to use in different situations. There's no excuse to not subscribe to this podcast.
- Ep144 - Top 10 Conspiracy Theories W/ Tinfoil Hat With Sam TripoliMar 28, 2018 · 1 hr 17 minBret and Pete swapcast with Tinfoil Hat with Sam Tripoli and Ryan Davis! The guys listen to Bret and Tripoli rant and try to list the Top 10 conspiracy theories of all time! Was 9/11 real? Are there lizard people? Subscribe to "You're On The List" podcast and "Tinfoil Hat" podcast!
- Ep143 - Top 10 Worst Movie Sequels With Carlos RodriguezMar 22, 2018 · 1 hr 17 minBret and Pete welcome Carlos Rodriguez to the studio to throw bitch ass dad jokes at each other. The guys go live and talk to the people about the worst movie sequels of all time. Subscribe to this podcast fool!
- Ep142 - Top 10 Jacksons with Jake RohnMar 14, 2018 · 1 hr 12 minBret and Pete welcome hip hop journalist Jake Rohn to the studio to talk our favorite rappers and how a lot of the new guys suck. The guys talk about the best Jacksons of all time and discuss their checkered pasts. Be sure to subscribe to the podcast!
- Ep141 - Top 10 Things Kids Don't Do No More With Steve SimeoneMar 7, 2018 · 1 hr 23 minBret and Pete venture to new digs at the All Things Comedy studio and welcome Steve Simeone to reflect on 3 way calling, kidnapping dogs for ransom, and Bret reveals the true identity of Tony from the roller rink! Subscribe!
- Ep140 - Top 10 TraitorsFeb 23, 2018 · 1 hr 19 minBret thinks that Pete is stealing all his good ideas and profiting from them. The boys catch up as Pete describes acting in a scene with a pheasant and Bret won't shut up about Chicago. They talk about hecklers and break down the biggest traitors in history! Don't stab us in the back and miss this – Et tu Bret?
- Ep139 - Top 10 Scumbag Athletes With Stevie GuttmanFeb 16, 2018 · 1 hr 28 minPetey Boy Jones welcomes fan favorite Stevie G to the Comedy Store to discuss his new movie and to tell tales of Bret wielding a machete in Las Vegas! The boys talk about the dirtiest, scumbag athletes to grace the highest stages of professional sports! So call that hooker, grab an eight ball, and steal from your teammates with this awesome episode!
- Ep138 - Top 10 Things Guys Gotta Do For Valentine's DayFeb 9, 2018 · 1 hr 28 minPete and Bret talk about the Super Bowl, which quarterback will reign supreme in Philly, and discuss the grueling tradition of being a guy during the Valentine's Day holiday. Subscribe and rate us on iTunes sweetheart!
- Ep137 - Top 10 Worst Grammy WinnersFeb 2, 2018 · 1 hr 16 minPete and Bret go live at the Store to discuss Super Bowl picks and life. The boys also talk about the Grammy's how much they do not care about them. Pete shuts down the need to release an FBI memo and the boys talk about the worst Grammy winners of all-time!
- Ep136 - Top 10 Signs You're Getting OlderJan 26, 2018 · 1 hr 10 minBret and Pete make YOTL history and Facebook Live the podcast for the very first time. The guys interact with viewers and even add some of their suggestions to the final list. The boys talk about the things that happen when you get older and signs that age is catching up to you.
- Ep135 - Top 10 Presidential ScandalsJan 19, 2018 · 1 hr 15 minPetey Boy is involved in yet another scandal! Bret and Pete get back on track, discuss President Trumps scandalous ways and break down the top scandals to hit the office of the US presidency!
- Ep134 - Top 10 TV Shows That Should ReturnJan 12, 2018 · 1 hr 15 min
- Ep133 - Top 10 Baseball Personalities With Harris StantonDec 29, 2017 · 1 hr 39 minThe boys welcome NYC comedian Harris Stanton to the World Famous Comedy Store to chop it up about joke writing, wack comics, walking away from a bad car accident, and baseball. The guys discuss their favorite personalities in baseball and what a makes a great personality on and off the field. Check out Harris's new album Naive Innocence on iTunes!
Twitter: @harrisstanton
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