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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
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- Creditmaxxing A Decade Of Debt w/ Caleb Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 866Jul 1, 2026 · 1 hr 19 minChristina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates
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Sup, chomos! This week, Caleb Hammer, host of Financial Audit joins the Mommy Dome to talk money, mayhem, and the chaos of his own show. Caleb grew up broke and clawed his way out of massive debt, all while interviewing some of the internet's most financially unhinged people on Financial Audit.
The conversation covers the actual hard math behind why most Americans can't survive an $800 rent payment, the case for buying a house even when renting is cheaper, and how nearly 40 states now require a personal finance class in high school, which means "nobody told me" will officially stop working as an excuse. Caleb also breaks down the wildest things his guests have said on camera, including unprompted racism, casual tax evasion confessions, and one woman who's never filed a return in her life with zero consequences.
They also run through Horrible or Hilarious clips, debate whether financial domination clients just need to "drop the N-word" more, and dive deep into Mike Fedele, the only tax man offering both IRS advice and detailed sexual positioning tips in the same breath. Caleb also opens up about a serious flying phobia that led him to charter a tiny private jet just to feel in control, and gets talked into a future helicopter ride by Tom. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 866
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:26 - Delusions, Maxed Credit Cards, & Decades of Debt
00:05:14 - Building Financial Audit From Scratch
00:17:28 - Opening Clip: Hey Retard
00:18:53 - The "Blackie" Cruise Couple & Hard R Drops
00:27:35 - YMH Staff Financial Questions & Confessions
00:34:16 - 50/30/20 Budgeting, Diverse Portfolios, & Success Stories
00:41:37 - Mike The Tax Guy
00:46:37 - Cool Sales Pitches
00:47:58 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:50:17 - General Advice & Fear Of Flying
00:56:26 - Clip: Leaky Rump
00:57:32 - Clip: Fancy Chef Wants To Meet The Mayor
00:59:11 - Austin Property Taxes & Niagara Falls
01:03:51 - More YMH Staff Confessions
01:08:41 - Food Stamps, Roommates & The Best Head Debate
01:15:51 - Closing Song - "Brass Tax" by The Onibaka
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- Using Amazon For Body Disposal w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 865Jun 24, 2026 · 1 hr 41 minGape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7
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What's up , chomos! Tom's traveling, so Christina P brings back Duncan Trussell, Mystery Boys co-host and a man whose stated life philosophy is permanent, undisclosed arousal.They open the show with another offering from the Horny Cowboy, who we learn has Howie Mandel as a follower, and a "hog reveal" so disappointing you'll wish he really did whip it out. After that, thongs as bacterial superhighways, why orgies sound exhausting, and Duncan's never-before-told stint as a sex worker who was, infuriatingly, only ever booked by women.Then it's off to Bicycle Day, the true story of Albert Hofmann accidentally inventing LSD while trying to help women give birth. They detour into body disposal logistics on Amazon, airport stress-piss theory, and Disney Adult shirts for every condition imaginable. Yes, even erectile dysfunction!Christina's TikTok curations close us out, featuring an Austin rap guy, a woman live-documenting her suspiciously cinematic bedtime routine, a separate woman convinced she's married to a Shia LaBeouf clone, homeless-removal drone fantasies, and amateur gimp training. Duncan has some really serious thoughts on gimps too. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 865
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:41 - Stick My Dick In A Fan
00:09:26 - Opening Clip: Flash Your Lady
00:19:18 - Hog Reveal, Swinger Lingo & Orgy Logistics
00:25:40 - Sex Worker Confession
00:32:33 - Clip: Dracula Ass Pool
00:36:47 - Airport Bathrooms
00:42:25 - How to Dispose of a Body
00:46:22 - Bicycle Day: The Untold Story of LSD
00:51:53 - Disney Adults & Disney Diseases
01:03:10 - Christina's TikTok Curations
01:10:33 - The Shia LaBeouf Clone Conspiracy
01:20:47 - More TikToks
01:30:56 - Poser Gimps
01:38:57 - Closing Song - "FaceFat" by Jasilisk
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- It's Just Like The Gays! w/ Kurt Metzger | Your Mom's House Ep. 864Jun 17, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minChristina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates
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This week, Tom is still out of the Mommy Dome, so Christina P takes the wheel with comedian Kurt Metzger riding shotgun!
Mommy and the Mystery Boy share an update on Monica Mares and Caleb Patterson aka the "just like the gays" mother-son couple who fell in love in 2016. Spoiler alert: they ain't doing great! Plus, Brigitte Macron is definitely a man, the Rothschilds marry cousins to protect their Atlantean bloodline, Oprah is a piece of shit, Stedman is probably dead, and we get a full MJ deep dive covering Emmanuel Lewis as his Grammy date and what the new Netflix doc won't say. Kurt also talks his Jehovah's Witness upbringing and finding porn in the woods as a boy.
Christine also shares some tiktoks featuring a bong-smoking Minnesota governor candidate who cries in the sun, a odd looking kid talks Fun Day, a food influencer eats out Budapest, some Filipino cave diver who disappear for way too long, and a salon that only does one haircut.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 864
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:28 - Where's Tim?
00:07:17 - Opening Clip: Mr. Goodbar
00:08:54 - Incest Couple Update
00:21:18 - Truck Driving School
00:23:16 - Favorite Conspiracy
00:26:38 - Speaking Of Pdf Files
00:37:38 - The New Minnesota Governor
00:44:14 - Fun Day
00:45:51 - Horny Pool Guy
00:48:27 - Get Over It Jennifer
00:50:53 - Put Your Dick In A Fan
00:54:51 - Used Car Baddie
00:55:54 - I Want My Fiancé Back
00:57:46 - Budapest Food
01:00:19 - Ian McKellen
01:02:28 - Secret Cave
01:04:07 - Yummy Soda
01:07:12 - Really Cool Haircut
01:10:11 - Wrap Up
01:10:49 - Closing Song - "Boys Aren't Blue" by Erabella
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- My Day On A P*rn Set w/ Adam Ray | Your Mom's House Ep. 863Jun 10, 2026 · 1 hr 23 minWatch "The Adam Ray Show" premiering June 19th on Netflix!
Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates
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Hey Hitlers! Tom is back in the Mommy Dome with comedian and master of disguise, Adam Ray! Adam is sober this time and very sorry about the strip club incident that went down when he was previously in town. If you don't know what I'm talking about go back and watch that one episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave.
This week, Tom drops a few announcements and Adam's got a new show dropping on Netflix June 19th. But before any of that, they watch the opening clip, which inspires a debate about toxic masculinity and homophobia. From there they get into the Kevin Hart roast fallout, Tony Hinchcliffe's Comedy Store grind, and the two comics who nearly broke "Dr. Phil Live".
Adam also tells the story of Brad Williams taking him to a webcam porn shoot in a strip mall right before Passover Seder. They watch Backwards Brenda, a hick influencer in a Walmart parking lot, roast a Portuguese woman's forehead with the help of the comment section, and run some Horrible or Hilarious clips including carnival disasters and a man who doesn't learn from his mistake. Somehow it all ends with Mr. Hands, the internet legend who died because the wrong horse showed up. Yeah, this episode gets pretty dark for some reason. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 863
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:07:31 - Opening Clip: Don't Open The Door
00:08:53 - A Quick Update + Tony Hinchcliffe Impressions
00:21:16 - Is It Gay If A Man Opens A Door For You?
00:25:42 - Two Doors Down From A Porn Star
00:31:16 - Brad Williams Takes Adam to a Live Porn Shoot
00:36:50 - Backwoods Brenda
00:40:07 - Big Forehead Comments
00:45:09 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:52:01 - Mr. Hands
00:58:52 - Clip: Sparks In Face
00:59:52 - Adam On Blind Date
01:07:46 - The Adam Ray Show Teaser
01:11:57 - Adam & Tom Talk Character Work
01:19:34 - Closing Song - "Ass Liquor" by R PATTZ
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- Why Is Disclosure Happening NOW? w/ Jeremy Corbell | Your Mom's House Ep. 862Jun 3, 2026 · 2 hr 6 minChristina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates
Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7
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Welcome back! Tom is out of town, which means Christina P is flying solo this week. Joining her is UAP journalist, documentary provocateur, and tattooed accidental truth-teller Jeremy Corbell!
Christina P and Jeremy Corbell deep dive into UFO disclosure, government secrecy, whistleblowers, mysterious orb sightings, and the theories that keep people up at night. From David Grusch's congressional testimony to the controversial "Immaculate Constellation" program, Jeremy breaks down what insiders claim is happening behind the scenes and why the fight over disclosure is
far from over.
The conversation goes way beyond nuts-and-bolts UFOs. Christina and Jeremy explore interdimensional theories, the Ariel School encounter, consciousness, spirituality, and the strange connection between human perception and unexplained phenomena. Whether you're a skeptic, believer, or just UFO-curious, this episode will leave you questioning what you think you know. Is the truth really out there? Maybe!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 862
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:03 - David Grusch: The Man Who Told the Truth
00:06:54 - Opening Clip: Who's Ready To Wrestle?
00:08:26 - Back To David Grusch
00:15:22 - Why Is Disclosure Happening NOW?
00:22:25 - Reverse Engineering Alien Technology
00:31:01 - Immaculate Constellation Breakdown
00:40:34 - Interdimensional Beings & UFO Theories
00:50:36 - Prison Planet, John Lear's Soul Theory, & The Ariel School
01:00:37 - Jeremy's First Orb Encounter
01:11:54 - Why Consciousness Is the Key to Seeing Them
01:20:58 - Christina's Cancer, Orbs & Spiritual Awakening
01:36:19 - They're Coming
01:44:40 - We're All Already Awake
01:56:07 - Sleeping Dog, 46 Files & a Warning to the Government
02:02:26 - Closing Song - "Ding Ding" by Robert Burgess
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- Collector Or Hoarder? w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 861May 27, 2026 · 1 hr 21 minBad Thoughts Season 2 is now streaming on Netflix!
Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates
Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0
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Sup chomos! This week on Your Mamas Place, Tina is out doing some broad shit, so is Tom Segura is joined by comedian Joe DeRosa for a wide-ranging conversation that starts with ranking comedy's biggest peer pressure artists, from Rogan's blunt "don't be a bitch" to Chappelle's devastating silent look that you simply cannot say no to. They flip it around and dig into the opposite problem: friends who commit to a full night out and then bail halfway through dinner (you know who you are, Chrissy). Joe also opens up about the very real injustice of being perpetually single in a world that gives parents an automatic excuse for everything, then shares the best piece of comedy advice he ever received, straight from Patton Oswalt, about why every great joke needs a "moment of discovery." The guys get candid about their wildly different relationships with alcohol, including a truly unhinged Burt Kreischer story from Tallahassee. Then it's clip time featuring a cool collector with an encyclopedic knowledge of cheap plastic lawn chairs, a fully-committed DIY tooth extraction, a pizza shop owner fighting invisible gender discrimination, and a white woman reading some hilarious Instagram insults about her dumb sun outfit. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 861
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:36 - Peer Pressure
00:08:41 - I Can't, I Have Kids
00:15:00 - Patton Oswalt's Game-Changing Comedy Advice
00:19:04 - Saying Yes Is Worth It
00:23:02 - Drinking Confessions & The Tallahassee Terror
00:34:59 - Blood Work & Risk Philosophy
00:44:03 - Opening Clip: Sandra Bullock Threatened Me
00:46:19 - Ciccio Bomba
00:48:48 - Really Cool Collectors
00:58:31 - Heavy Metal Tooth Extraction
01:00:51 - Pizza Broad
01:04:29 - White Lady Reads Mean Comments
01:09:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:15:57 - Final Thoughts & Plugs
01:17:06 - Closing Song - "Ice Latte" by Craftmatics
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- Ron Taylor Is Funny AF | Your Mom's House Ep. 860May 20, 2026 · 1 hr 17 minCheck out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse.
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What does it actually feel like to win a Netflix comedy competition while running out of time on stage every single round? Ron Taylor, the winner of Netflix's Funny AF, sits down with Tom to break it all down, from the electric energy of the finale to the surprising strategy that accidentally worked in his favor.
Ron grew up in Detroit, stumbled onto a stage at 18 with zero material, and spent 16 years grinding through black rooms, mainstream clubs, and bar shows before getting his shot. He and Tom go deep on what separates a real comedy special from just a collection of jokes, why a tight 60 minutes will always beat a self-indulgent 90, and how Ron's questionable time management might have actually won him the whole thing.
They also get into the nuances of the roast comedy debate, a game of "Tom or Black?", check out some horrible or hilarious clips, and Ron's honest take on what the Mothership crowd feels like compared to the Comedy Store.
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:52 - Opening Clip: Waking Up Sleeping Guy
00:13:27 - Getting Started In Detroit
00:18:04 - The Secret To A Great Comedy Special
00:27:13 - Comedy Aspirations
00:33:57 - The Moment Ron Knew He Could Win
00:39:46 - Content Creation vs. Stand-Up Focus
00:47:16 - The Blackface Debate (Real Talk)
00:55:01 - Tom Or Black?
01:04:05 - Mothership vs. Comedy Store Crowds
01:06:53 - Horrible or Hilarious
01:13:19 - Wrap Up
01:14:41 - Closing Song - "Always High And Tight" by DeadRoses
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- Puff Puff Paranoia w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 859May 13, 2026 · 1 hr 37 minSPONSORS:
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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Duncan Trussell for one of the most insane yet incredibly wholesome episodes of Your Momma's Place in a long time. Christina P comes out to Duncan as a spiritual weirdo and shares a story about an unexplained sighting she had with some otherworldly visitors.
The two break down the recent release of UFO/UAP files by the US government, talk about the dumb things schools do to make it more fun, Sharon Stone's pussy, the benefits of period blood, Christina's spiritual awakening, Duncan's new podcast with Kurt Metzger, and more alien talk than an episode of "The X-Files". I really want to believe!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 859
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:36 - Opening Clip: Playing With Period Blood
00:05:04 - Make School Great Again
00:09:43 - Clip: High Functioning Retard
00:10:23 - The Benefits Of Period Blood
00:16:48 - People Are Getting Dumber
00:20:22 - Sharon Stone's Portal
00:28:23 - Plugs & Magic
00:32:52 - Newly Released UFO Stuff
00:40:58 - Power To The People
00:47:21 - Coming Out As A Spiritual Weirdo
00:58:16 - Loving Yourself & More UAP Vids
01:13:04 - Boca Raton Story & Debunkers
01:19:09 - Transcending Reality & Meditation
01:28:59 - Wrap Up
01:34:29 - Closing Song - "Alien" by Brandon
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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Duncan Trussell for one of the most insane yet incredibly wholesome episodes of Your Momma's Place in a long time. Christina P comes out to Duncan as a spiritual weirdo and shares a story about an unexplained sighting she had with some otherworldly visitors.
The two break down the recent release of UFO/UAP files by the US government, talk about the dumb things schools do to make it more fun, Sharon Stone's pussy, the benefits of period blood, Christina's spiritual awakening, Duncan's new podcast with Kurt Metzger, and more alien talk than an episode of "The X-Files". I really want to believe!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:36 - Opening Clip: Playing With Period Blood
00:05:04 - Make School Great Again
00:09:43 - Clip: High Functioning Retard
00:10:23 - The Benefits Of Period Blood
00:16:48 - People Are Getting Dumber
00:20:22 - Sharon Stone's Portal
00:28:23 - Plugs & Magic
00:32:52 - Newly Released UFO Stuff
00:40:58 - Power To The People
00:47:21 - Coming Out As A Spiritual Weirdo
00:58:16 - Loving Yourself & More UAP Vids
01:13:04 - Boca Raton Story & Debunkers
01:19:09 - Transcending Reality & Meditation
01:28:59 - Wrap Up
01:34:29 - Closing Song - "Alien" by Brandon
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- Is Ray J Gay? w/ Ari Shaffir | Your Mom's House Ep. 858May 6, 2026 · 1 hr 29 minThe End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy!
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Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari Shaffir. Tom and Ari talk The End and share some stories that were interrupted a few weeks back on 2 Bears., Tom then opens the show with a video of pure black joy, which leads to Tom and Ari discussing the hierarchy of black compliments. Tom and Ari also get into a wild hypothetical involving Michael Jackson, another guy who killed his wife in the tropics, Bruce Bruce, favorite Porn genres, someone named Muddy Buck, plus Tom plays some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and the pair debate a question from a viral video that left Cam Newton speechless: "Is Ray J gay?" That and so much more on Yer Mum's Residence!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 858
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:53 - Ari's Storytelling Show
00:04:21 - Dunked On By Black Kids
00:09:20 - Not As Good As You Thought
00:14:27 - Ciccio Bomba
00:19:28 - Opening Clip: Black Joy
00:21:32 - The Hierarchy Of Black Compliments
00:30:42 - Big Dick Feminism & Tom's Bruce Bruce Story
00:35:41 - Cutting Stuff Out
00:41:32 - Murder In The Bahamas
00:47:37 - Muddy Buck & Favorite Porn Genres
00:55:18 - Michael Jackson Would You Rather?
00:58:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:10:11 - Is Ray J Gay?
01:21:54 - Ari's Production Cards
01:24:58 - Wrap Up
01:26:59 - Closing Song - "Flender Jewid (AKA Gender Fluid In Your Mouth) by ToasterTub
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- Is Ray J Gay? w/ Ari ShaffirMay 6, 2026 · 1 hr 29 minThe End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy!
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Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari Shaffir. Tom and Ari talk The End and share some stories that were interrupted a few weeks back on 2 Bears., Tom then opens the show with a video of pure black joy, which leads to Tom and Ari discussing the hierarchy of black compliments. Tom and Ari also get into a wild hypothetical involving Michael Jackson, another guy who killed his wife in the tropics, Bruce Bruce, favorite Porn genres, someone named Muddy Buck, plus Tom plays some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and the pair debate a question from a viral video that left Cam Newton speechless: "Is Ray J gay?" That and so much more on Yer Mum's Residence!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 858
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:53 - Ari's Storytelling Show
00:04:21 - Dunked On By Black Kids
00:09:20 - Not As Good As You Thought
00:14:27 - Ciccio Bomba
00:19:28 - Opening Clip: Black Joy
00:21:32 - The Hierarchy Of Black Compliments
00:30:42 - Big Dick Feminism & Tom's Bruce Bruce Story
00:35:41 - Cutting Stuff Out
00:41:32 - Murder In The Bahamas
00:47:37 - Muddy Buck & Favorite Porn Genres
00:55:18 - Michael Jackson Would You Rather?
00:58:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:10:11 - Is Ray J Gay?
01:21:54 - Ari's Production Cards
01:24:58 - Wrap Up
01:26:59 - Closing Song - "Flender Jewid (AKA Gender Fluid In Your Mouth) by ToasterTub
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- Take Your Jeans Off w/ Rick Glassman | Your Mom's House Ep. 857Apr 29, 2026 · 1 hr 24 minThe End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com. There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy!
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Pull those Jeans up and take your shoes off, it’s another episode of Your Mom’s House! This week, Christine is on the road so Tom is joined by the host of TYSO, comedian, and actor, Rick Glassman! Tom and Rick share the dynamic energy of two serial killers trying to kill the other and start the show talking about nipple play, cleanliness, travel shoes, and ball sizes. Tom then opens the show with a video doorbell clip of a man surprising a group of religious solicitors. Tom and Rick also get into mouth noises, impressions, entertaining Scottish people, optimal porn penis sizes, and Amir K's hair. Rick also shares a story about a missed connection with incredible Asian girl at a recent comedy show in Denver, before Tom plays some wild horrible or hilarious clips for Rick. There's also a cop doppelgänger of Tom, Jewish family conflicts, fisting, an Asian lady named "Jew", and so much more! Check it out!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:02 - Take Your Shoes Off
00:10:13 - Opening Clip: Having A Wank
00:14:51 - Mouth Noises
00:21:02 - Mostly Straight
00:27:43 - Touring Oversees & Penial Preferences
00:33:14 - Dirty Talk
00:37:52 - Rick's Missed Asian Connection
00:45:56 - Animals
00:50:52 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:54:53 - Other Fun Clips
01:02:25 - Clip: Cool Guy Doesn't Like Asian Women
01:09:21 - Clip: Cop Tom
01:11:58 - Clip: My Dad Got Me A Hooker
01:16:28 - Upsetting Parents
01:19:10 - Wrap Up
01:20:26 - Closing Song - "Kick Ma Balls" by DJ Orlando Airport
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- Take Your Jeans Off w/ Rick GlassmanApr 29, 2026 · 1 hr 24 minThe End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com. There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy!
Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0
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Pull those Jeans up and take your shoes off, it’s another episode of Your Mom’s House! This week, Christine is on the road so Tom is joined by the host of TYSO, comedian, and actor, Rick Glassman! Tom and Rick share the dynamic energy of two serial killers trying to kill the other and start the show talking about nipple play, cleanliness, travel shoes, and ball sizes. Tom then opens the show with a video doorbell clip of a man surprising a group of religious solicitors. Tom and Rick also get into mouth noises, impressions, entertaining Scottish people, optimal porn penis sizes, and Amir K's hair. Rick also shares a story about a missed connection with incredible Asian girl at a recent comedy show in Denver, before Tom plays some wild horrible or hilarious clips for Rick. There's also a cop doppelgänger of Tom, Jewish family conflicts, fisting, an Asian lady named "Jew", and so much more! Check it out!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 857
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:02 - Take Your Shoes Off
00:10:13 - Opening Clip: Having A Wank
00:14:51 - Mouth Noises
00:21:02 - Mostly Straight
00:27:43 - Touring Oversees & Penial Preferences
00:33:14 - Dirty Talk
00:37:52 - Rick's Missed Asian Connection
00:45:56 - Animals
00:50:52 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:54:53 - Other Fun Clips
01:02:25 - Clip: Cool Guy Doesn't Like Asian Women
01:09:21 - Clip: Cop Tom
01:11:58 - Clip: My Dad Got Me A Hooker
01:16:28 - Upsetting Parents
01:19:10 - Wrap Up</
- Shitting Gold w/ David Cross | Your Mom's House Ep. 856Apr 22, 2026 · 1 hr 43 minThe End is Ari's new storytelling show! And it's finally here! Only at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $29.99. Get it now!
Check out David Cross' newest special The End Of The Beginning Of The End at https://officialdavidcross.com/
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Mommy! On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina talk about Tina's recent performances and how she's actively working to the make the Comedy Mothership gayer. They then open the show with another clip courtesy of Kinky Unc, before moving on to cool gmail guy, some cool chiropractors, and that knucklehead cornhole pro with no limbs.
The mommies are then joined by actor and comedian David Cross. David promotes his new comedy special THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END, produced by Tom and YMH Studios and gets a hard lesson in TikTok slop before the trio discuss everything from college education to gold dipped steak. They also talk furries, British fetishes, Roosevelt Island, the Perfect Smile, Machu Picchu, and a clip so wild, David Cross had to get out of his seat to get a closer look! Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 856
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:07:32 - Opening Clip: Stop Teasing Me
00:19:02 - Can't Trust Internet Girls
00:23:26 - Really Cool Chiropractors
00:30:40 - Quadriplegic Cornhole Pro
00:38:26 - Clip: Strong Ass Fish
00:40:31 - David Cross & College Education
00:49:18 - The End of the Beginning of the End
00:59:44 - Golden Shit
01:06:28 - Roosevelt Island & Silver Lake
01:15:22 - TikToks
01:22:40 - Fake Plastic Teeth
01:26:01 - Furries & Fetishes
01:31:36 - More TikToks
01:39:50 - Closing Song - "TikTok All Stars" by Captain Marc
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- Shitting Gold w/ David CrossApr 22, 2026 · 1 hr 43 minThe End is Ari's new storytelling show! And it's finally here! Only at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $29.99. Get it now!
Check out David Cross' newest special The End Of The Beginning Of The End at https://officialdavidcross.com/
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Mommy! On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina talk about Tina's recent performances and how she's actively working to the make the Comedy Mothership gayer. They then open the show with another clip courtesy of Kinky Unc, before moving on to cool gmail guy, some cool chiropractors, and that knucklehead cornhole pro with no limbs.
The mommies are then joined by actor and comedian David Cross. David promotes his new comedy special THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END, produced by Tom and YMH Studios and gets a hard lesson in TikTok slop before the trio discuss everything from college education to gold dipped steak. They also talk furries, British fetishes, Roosevelt Island, the Perfect Smile, Machu Picchu, and a clip so wild, David Cross had to get out of his seat to get a closer look! Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 856
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:07:32 - Opening Clip: Stop Teasing Me
00:19:02 - Can't Trust Internet Girls
00:23:26 - Really Cool Chiropractors
00:30:40 - Quadriplegic Cornhole Pro
00:38:26 - Clip: Strong Ass Fish
00:40:31 - David Cross & College Education
00:49:18 - The End of the Beginning of the End
00:59:44 - Golden Shit
01:06:28 - Roosevelt Island & Silver Lake
01:15:22 - TikToks
01:22:40 - Fake Plastic Teeth
01:26:01 - Furries & Fetishes
01:31:36 - More TikToks
01:39:50 - Closing Song - "TikTok All Stars" by Captain Marc
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- Poopy Powerslams w/ Cody Rhodes | Your Mom's House Ep. 855Apr 15, 2026 · 1 hr 39 minThe End is near! Premieres tomorrow April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ Today is the last day for the presale pricing! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now!
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This week, WWE Champion Cody Rhodes pulls up to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky for one of the most kayfabe episodes yet, they talk WrestleMania, getting booed by thousands of maniacs, puking mid-match, and the real chaos of life inside the ring that most fans don't even see.
Cody breaks down what it’s like defending his title on the biggest stage, how crowds can flip on you in real time, and why getting booed might actually be more fun than cheers. He also gets into the psychology of wrestling, learning from legends like The Undertaker, and how performers pivot mid-match when things go sideways.
Tom and Christina also go off on Tax Day, break down some cool guys, check out lion-feeding idiots, talk amusement park disasters, and read a fan submitted “Pazsitzky Effect.” Plus: smelly wrestlers, locker room etiquette, Big Show’s legendary farts, wrestling themed horrible or hilarious clips, and so much more! It's still real to me damnit!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 855
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:19 - Opening Clip: Mentally Retarded Person
00:08:46 - Kim Jong Un Is A Cool Guy
00:16:55 - Mike Tax Guy
00:23:01 - Clip: Cool Guy Workout
00:24:08 - Hungry Lion
00:29:25 - No More Gay DM's
00:35:16 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Towels
00:38:13 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Sun Visors
00:41:22 - Water Parks & Rollercoasters
00:45:41 - Sun Visors & Wrestlemania
00:50:29 - Steve Martin & Wrestling Fans
00:54:37 - Revealing Wrestling Secrets
01:03:31 - Piledrivers
01:07:12 - Nakedness
01:14:54 - Handshakes
01:16:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious: Wrestling Edition
01:28:56 - When Fans Attack
01:32:55 - Thoughts On Pat McAfee
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- Poopy Powerslams w/ Cody RhodesApr 15, 2026 · 1 hr 39 minThe End is near! Premieres tomorrow April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ Today is the last day for the presale pricing! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now!
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This week, WWE Champion Cody Rhodes pulls up to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky for one of the most kayfabe episodes yet, they talk WrestleMania, getting booed by thousands of maniacs, puking mid-match, and the real chaos of life inside the ring that most fans don't even see.
Cody breaks down what it’s like defending his title on the biggest stage, how crowds can flip on you in real time, and why getting booed might actually be more fun than cheers. He also gets into the psychology of wrestling, learning from legends like The Undertaker, and how performers pivot mid-match when things go sideways.
Tom and Christina also go off on Tax Day, break down some cool guys, check out lion-feeding idiots, talk amusement park disasters, and read a fan submitted “Pazsitzky Effect.” Plus: smelly wrestlers, locker room etiquette, Big Show’s legendary farts, wrestling themed horrible or hilarious clips, and so much more! It's still real to me damnit!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 855
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:19 - Opening Clip: Mentally Retarded Person
00:08:46 - Kim Jong Un Is A Cool Guy
00:16:55 - Mike Tax Guy
00:23:01 - Clip: Cool Guy Workout
00:24:08 - Hungry Lion
00:29:25 - No More Gay DM's
00:35:16 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Towels
00:38:13 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Sun Visors
00:41:22 - Water Parks & Rollercoasters
00:45:41 - Sun Visors & Wrestlemania
00:50:29 - Steve Martin & Wrestling Fans
00:54:37 - Revealing Wrestling Secrets
01:03:31 - Piledrivers
01:07:12 - Nakedness
01:14:54 - Handshakes
01:16:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious: Wrestling Edition
01:28:56 - When Fans Attack
01:32:55 - Thoughts On Pat McAfee
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- Tim & Christine Learn About Bimbofication | Your Mom's House Ep. 854Apr 8, 2026 · 1 hr 21 minThe End is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now!
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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans for another completely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, and this one goes from philosophy class to fake tits in record time. The Main Mommies kick things off by solving the world’s least necessary ethical debate, then dive headfirst into the internet chaos with a wild breakdown of the Kristi Noem husband story involving fetishes, webcam betrayal, and big bimbo boobies.
Also in this episode: 80 year old sex symbols, Safety Larry delivering some anxiety-inducing escalator wisdom, Mantak Chia teaches the jeans how to hold testicle and circulate sexual energy, and Tom reveals the kind of fancy gift he gives a fancy chef after a great meal. Plus there’s a hilarious restaurant review, horrifying injury clips, wet floor PTSD, nicotine pouch logic, and a closing stretch of TikToks so deranged it could only live inside the Mommy-Dome.
If you're looking for internet weirdos, cool guys, fake boobs, escalator trauma, old-lady thirst, and enough chaotic marriage riffing to keep your jeans high and tight, this ones for you.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 854
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:44 - Opening Clip: Incest Is Cool
00:12:52 - Kristi Noem's Husband
00:22:56 - Horny Granny Wants To Spank Tom
00:27:27 - A Fancy Gift For A Fancy Chef
00:30:30 - Fucking Expensive Restaurant
00:32:39 - Clip: Human Water Gun
00:33:20 - International Realtors
00:36:35 - Safety Larry
00:39:38 - Mantak Chia
00:45:21 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:00:11 - Mike The Tax Guy
01:03:58 - Christina's TikToks
01:16:37 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad
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- Tim & Christine Learn About BimboficationApr 8, 2026 · 1 hr 21 minThe End is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now!
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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans for another completely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, and this one goes from philosophy class to fake tits in record time. The Main Mommies kick things off by solving the world’s least necessary ethical debate, then dive headfirst into the internet chaos with a wild breakdown of the Kristi Noem husband story involving fetishes, webcam betrayal, and big bimbo boobies.
Also in this episode: 80 year old sex symbols, Safety Larry delivering some anxiety-inducing escalator wisdom, Mantak Chia teaches the jeans how to hold testicle and circulate sexual energy, and Tom reveals the kind of fancy gift he gives a fancy chef after a great meal. Plus there’s a hilarious restaurant review, horrifying injury clips, wet floor PTSD, nicotine pouch logic, and a closing stretch of TikToks so deranged it could only live inside the Mommy-Dome.
If you're looking for internet weirdos, cool guys, fake boobs, escalator trauma, old-lady thirst, and enough chaotic marriage riffing to keep your jeans high and tight, this ones for you.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 854
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:44 - Opening Clip: Incest Is Cool
00:12:52 - Kristi Noem's Husband
00:22:56 - Horny Granny Wants To Spank Tom
00:27:27 - A Fancy Gift For A Fancy Chef
00:30:30 - Fucking Expensive Restaurant
00:32:39 - Clip: Human Water Gun
00:33:20 - International Realtors
00:36:35 - Safety Larry
00:39:38 - Mantak Chia
00:45:21 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:00:11 - Mike The Tax Guy
01:03:58 - Christina's TikToks
01:16:37 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad
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- Ari Matti Is An International Problem | Your Mom's House Ep. 853Apr 1, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minThe End is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now!
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Tom Segura holds it down solo on this episode of Your Mom’s House while Christina is away, and he’s joined by comedian Ari Matti for one wildly funny conversation. Ari breaks down his insane journey from Estonia to Melbourne, London, New York, and Austin, explains how he learned to do stand-up in a second language, and talks about going from open mics overseas to getting passed at The Comedy Mothership and becoming a Kill Tony regular.
Along the way, Tom and Ari get into Ari’s background in MMA, the delusional confidence it takes to survive comedy, and why being an outsider ended up becoming his biggest advantage. Then things go fully off the rails with stories about foreign chiropractors, Estonian blackface on national TV, Robert Paul Champagne, Alex Jones, Liver King at the Four Seasons, catastrophic injury clips, and one of the most disgusting travel-hookup stories ever told on the show.
It’s a classic YMH mix of comedy, chaos, culture shock, internet lunatics, and deeply questionable sexual honesty.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 853
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:02 - Comedy In Non-Native Tongue
00:11:20 - America & MMA Fighting
00:19:17 - Opening Clip: I'll Eat It
00:23:33 - Foreign Chiropractors
00:28:48 - Big Word Burger
00:32:34 - Clip: Alex Jones Calling It Quits
00:34:13 - Liver King & Rogan
00:37:42 - Big Break & YMH Memories
00:41:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:48:27 - Brain Injuries
00:58:19 - What's Happening With The Internet?
01:00:35 - Kinky Unc
01:04:13 - Plugging Dates
01:05:44 - Fat Boy For Life
01:08:37 - Closing Song - "WHAAAT" by Tyler
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- Ari Matti Is An International ProblemApr 1, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minThe End is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now!
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Tom Segura holds it down solo on this episode of Your Mom’s House while Christina is away, and he’s joined by comedian Ari Matti for one wildly funny conversation. Ari breaks down his insane journey from Estonia to Melbourne, London, New York, and Austin, explains how he learned to do stand-up in a second language, and talks about going from open mics overseas to getting passed at The Comedy Mothership and becoming a Kill Tony regular.
Along the way, Tom and Ari get into Ari’s background in MMA, the delusional confidence it takes to survive comedy, and why being an outsider ended up becoming his biggest advantage. Then things go fully off the rails with stories about foreign chiropractors, Estonian blackface on national TV, Robert Paul Champagne, Alex Jones, Liver King at the Four Seasons, catastrophic injury clips, and one of the most disgusting travel-hookup stories ever told on the show.
It’s a classic YMH mix of comedy, chaos, culture shock, internet lunatics, and deeply questionable sexual honesty.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 853
https://tomsegura.com/tour
https://christinap.com/
https://store.ymhstudios.com
https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast
Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:02 - Comedy In Non-Native Tongue
00:11:20 - America & MMA Fighting
00:19:17 - Opening Clip: I'll Eat It
00:23:33 - Foreign Chiropractors
00:28:48 - Big Word Burger
00:32:34 - Clip: Alex Jones Calling It Quits
00:34:13 - Liver King & Rogan
00:37:42 - Big Break & YMH Memories
00:41:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:48:27 - Brain Injuries
00:58:19 - What's Happening With The Internet?
01:00:35 - Kinky Unc
01:04:13 - Plugging Dates
01:05:44 - Fat Boy For Life
01:08:37 - Closing Song - "WHAAAT" by Tyler
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- Brian Simpson Almost Died | Your Mom's House Ep. 852Mar 25, 2026 · 1 hr 19 min_The End_ is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/. Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99.
SPONSORS:
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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Brian Simpson, who after an appropriately timed "I'm having chest pains" drop, immediately reveals he almost died last month. What follows is a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of Brian’s heart attack on the road in Atlanta, and the odyssey of ICU insanity, sexy nurses, fried chicken in the cardiac unit, missing meds, CVS incompetence, and the always awful VA.
Once they’re done unpacking death, survival, and why Americans are apparently supposed to just die quietly, Christina and Brian swerve into Justin Timberlake’s DUI arrest, Dolly Parton’s tits, looksmaxxing, TikTok freaks, adult summer camp psychos, horny grannies, gay blacks, and the fart BIG WORD lady trying to explain herself on The Breakfast Club. Grab your Life Alert and enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 852
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:41 - Opening Clip: I'm Having Chest Pain
00:03:22 - Brian Simpson Almost Died
00:11:22 - Getting To The Hospital
00:22:13 - The Wacky American Healthcare System
00:33:06 - New Lease On Life
00:37:40 - Gay Black Guy Stuff
00:40:13 - Horny Granny
00:42:20 - Justin Timberlake Arrest Footage
00:45:42 - Dolly Parton's Funbags
00:51:27 - TikToks
01:04:51 - The Fart Slur Lady Apologizes
01:10:41 - More White People Shit
01:16:46 - Closing Song - "Chest Pain" by MANOLO
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- Brian Simpson Almost DiedMar 25, 2026 · 1 hr 19 min_The End_ is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/. Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99.
SPONSORS:
- Text YMH to 64000 to get a FREE pocket pivot and their 10-pattern sprayer with the purchase of ANY size Copper Head hose. Message and data rates may apply.
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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Brian Simpson, who after an appropriately timed "I'm having chest pains" drop, immediately reveals he almost died last month. What follows is a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of Brian’s heart attack on the road in Atlanta, and the odyssey of ICU insanity, sexy nurses, fried chicken in the cardiac unit, missing meds, CVS incompetence, and the always awful VA.
Once they’re done unpacking death, survival, and why Americans are apparently supposed to just die quietly, Christina and Brian swerve into Justin Timberlake’s DUI arrest, Dolly Parton’s tits, looksmaxxing, TikTok freaks, adult summer camp psychos, horny grannies, gay blacks, and the fart BIG WORD lady trying to explain herself on The Breakfast Club. Grab your Life Alert and enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:41 - Opening Clip: I'm Having Chest Pain
00:03:22 - Brian Simpson Almost Died
00:11:22 - Getting To The Hospital
00:22:13 - The Wacky American Healthcare System
00:33:06 - New Lease On Life
00:37:40 - Gay Black Guy Stuff
00:40:13 - Horny Granny
00:42:20 - Justin Timberlake Arrest Footage
00:45:42 - Dolly Parton's Funbags
00:51:27 - TikToks
01:04:51 - The Fart Slur Lady Apologizes
01:10:41 - More White People Shit
01:16:46 - Closing Song - "Chest Pain" by MANOLO
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- Triggered By Trauma w/ Triggernometry's Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin | Your Mom's House Ep. 851Mar 18, 2026 · 1 hr 54 minSPONSORS:
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Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another wild episode of Your Mom’s House Podcast, diving headfirst into a new batch of internet insanity before they are joined by some very European guests. This episode covers everything from the viral McDonalds CEO video, to horny grannies, to Obama talking black, to Putin praising some broads, plus, Gene Simmons telling celebs to shut up, pigeons taking over a mans home, and Christina showing Tom a game called "Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?"
Later in the episode, Francis Foster and Konstantin Kisin join the show for a hilarious guest segment packed with sharp cultural commentary, stories about Eastern Europe, parenting, travel, teaching, gratitude, and why seeing more of the world might be the cure for modern stupidity. The conversation bounces from outrageous internet content to real talk about America, Hungary, Russia, Ukraine, family life, and raising kids with perspective. Plus Francis and Konstantin get a dose of Christina's TikTok curations just for good measure. Cheerio!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:11 - Obama Taliking Black
00:07:07 - Opening Clip: Cool Brag
00:09:34 - Clip: Cool Gal Loves Her Fiance
00:13:12 - Clip: Chocolate Massage
00:15:36 - Gene Simmons Says Shut Up
00:20:33 - Clip: Paralympian Tom
00:21:34 - RIP Robert Carradine
00:26:01 - They Did Surgery On A Weiner...In A Car
00:29:48 - Clip: Public Pooper
00:30:30 - Russian Pigeon House
00:32:13 - Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?
00:34:18 - Clip: Screaming Into Void
00:35:10 - Mike The Tax Guy
00:37:49 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin
00:44:58 - Brexit, Royals, & Epstein Files
00:50:06 - Talented Pieces Of Shit
00:56:33 - Talking To Yourself & Accents
01:04:01 - Master Of Accents
01:11:28 - Dictators
01:21:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:26:28 - McDonalds CEO Tries New Burger
01:30:06 - Very British Discussion
01:34:06 - TikToks
01:45:53 - Chernobyl Or Hungarian Hospital? Redux
01:49:07 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold
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- Triggered By Trauma w/ Triggernometry's Francis Foster & Konstantin KisinMar 18, 2026 · 1 hr 54 minSPONSORS:
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Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another wild episode of Your Mom’s House Podcast, diving headfirst into a new batch of internet insanity before they are joined by some very European guests. This episode covers everything from the viral McDonalds CEO video, to horny grannies, to Obama talking black, to Putin praising some broads, plus, Gene Simmons telling celebs to shut up, pigeons taking over a mans home, and Christina showing Tom a game called "Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?"
Later in the episode, Francis Foster and Konstantin Kisin join the show for a hilarious guest segment packed with sharp cultural commentary, stories about Eastern Europe, parenting, travel, teaching, gratitude, and why seeing more of the world might be the cure for modern stupidity. The conversation bounces from outrageous internet content to real talk about America, Hungary, Russia, Ukraine, family life, and raising kids with perspective. Plus Francis and Konstantin get a dose of Christina's TikTok curations just for good measure. Cheerio!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:11 - Obama Taliking Black
00:07:07 - Opening Clip: Cool Brag
00:09:34 - Clip: Cool Gal Loves Her Fiance
00:13:12 - Clip: Chocolate Massage
00:15:36 - Gene Simmons Says Shut Up
00:20:33 - Clip: Paralympian Tom
00:21:34 - RIP Robert Carradine
00:26:01 - They Did Surgery On A Weiner...In A Car
00:29:48 - Clip: Public Pooper
00:30:30 - Russian Pigeon House
00:32:13 - Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?
00:34:18 - Clip: Screaming Into Void
00:35:10 - Mike The Tax Guy
00:37:49 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin
00:44:58 - Brexit, Royals, & Epstein Files
00:50:06 - Talented Pieces Of Shit
00:56:33 - Talking To Yourself & Accents
01:04:01 - Master Of Accents
01:11:28 - Dictators
01:21:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:26:28 - McDonalds CEO Tries New Burger
01:30:06 - Very British Discussion
01:34:06 - TikToks
01:45:53 - Chernobyl Or Hungarian Hospital? Redux
01:49:07 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold
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- Tom Is Home Here Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 850Mar 11, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minSPONSORS:
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom returns home from LA after filming Bad Thoughts and jumps right back into the madness with Christina. "Two mommies, one jean" for a reason, as the two catch up and break down another stack of insane internet clips.
This episode has everything YMH fans want: Tom's still mostly clean face, Christina’s glamping adventure with the boys, park squirrel bite updates, hamster hospice trauma, Squatty Potty scandal talk, horny blacks, hornier grandmas, and a parade of deeply disturbed cool guys. Plus Tom gets a welcome back batch of clips featuring people getting hurt and the Main Mommies discuss the ethics of the shoes in the house, and whether it's a race thing or just a clean person thing.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 850
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:24 - Wilderness Survival
00:07:20 - Opening Clip: Master Of Accents - Homeless Edition
00:17:32 - Whole Milk & Meth
00:21:34 - Squatty Potty Creator + Shoes In The House
00:28:01 - Squirrel Bites & Hamster Hospice
00:33:01 - Kinky Unc
00:41:05 - Tour Date Plugs
00:43:33 - Clip: Noodle Leg Aura
00:46:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:53:30 - Freaky Old Lady
00:57:30 - TikToks
01:05:34 - Closing Song - "Hillary Clinton Ate My A55hole" by Koster
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- Tom Is Home Here NowMar 11, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minSPONSORS:
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom returns home from LA after filming Bad Thoughts and jumps right back into the madness with Christina. "Two mommies, one jean" for a reason, as the two catch up and break down another stack of insane internet clips.
This episode has everything YMH fans want: Tom's still mostly clean face, Christina’s glamping adventure with the boys, park squirrel bite updates, hamster hospice trauma, Squatty Potty scandal talk, horny blacks, hornier grandmas, and a parade of deeply disturbed cool guys. Plus Tom gets a welcome back batch of clips featuring people getting hurt and the Main Mommies discuss the ethics of the shoes in the house, and whether it's a race thing or just a clean person thing.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 850
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:24 - Wilderness Survival
00:07:20 - Opening Clip: Master Of Accents - Homeless Edition
00:17:32 - Whole Milk & Meth
00:21:34 - Squatty Potty Creator + Shoes In The House
00:28:01 - Squirrel Bites & Hamster Hospice
00:33:01 - Kinky Unc
00:41:05 - Tour Date Plugs
00:43:33 - Clip: Noodle Leg Aura
00:46:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:53:30 - Freaky Old Lady
00:57:30 - TikToks
01:05:34 - Closing Song - "Hillary Clinton Ate My A55hole" by Koster
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- Hollywood Horror Stories w/ Jim Breuer | Your Mom's House Ep. 849Mar 4, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minCome see Christina do standup live! Irving, TX! Denver, CO! Chicago, IL! She's coming to you! Get your tickets at https://christinap.com
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This week on Your Mom's House, comedian and SNL alum, Jim Breuer joins Christina P for a raw, hilarious, and no-holds-barred conversation that goes everywhere! From growing up as a fat kid with blue-collar parents, to surviving Saturday Night Live, to raising kids in a world that feels completely upside down.
Christina P and Jim talk parenting boys, discipline, letting kids be kids, and why overprotective culture is failing families. Jim opens up about marriage, loyalty, divorce trauma, and why he refuses to blow up his family for fame or temptation. The two also dive deep into cancel culture, porn addiction, gender ideology, Hollywood hypocrisy, and the Epstein era, with Jim sharing jaw-dropping stories from his time inside the industry. Plus Christina shows Jim some insane Toks and other unhinged content we've discovered online. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 849
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:18 - Being A Fat Kid
00:04:20 - Raising Kids
00:08:30 - Opening Clip: Gay Genderfluid Dog
00:14:14 - Woody Allen & Hollywood Creeps
00:20:16 - Marriage, Loyalty, & A Stolen Car
00:31:49 - Really Cool Relationships
00:37:29 - Porn Addiction & How It Rewires Young Minds
00:42:52 - Some Gay Clips
00:47:42 - Huffing Car Accident
00:52:14 - College Frat Boys
00:57:05 - Find The Funny Tour
01:00:02 - Christina's Curations
01:07:06 - Closing Song - "Bite The End of Your Dad's D*ck Off" by DJ Stanimom
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- Hollywood Horror Stories w/ Jim BreuerMar 4, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minCome see Christina do standup live! Irving, TX! Denver, CO! Chicago, IL! She's coming to you! Get your tickets at https://christinap.com
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This week on Your Mom's House, comedian and SNL alum, Jim Breuer joins Christina P for a raw, hilarious, and no-holds-barred conversation that goes everywhere! From growing up as a fat kid with blue-collar parents, to surviving Saturday Night Live, to raising kids in a world that feels completely upside down.
Christina P and Jim talk parenting boys, discipline, letting kids be kids, and why overprotective culture is failing families. Jim opens up about marriage, loyalty, divorce trauma, and why he refuses to blow up his family for fame or temptation. The two also dive deep into cancel culture, porn addiction, gender ideology, Hollywood hypocrisy, and the Epstein era, with Jim sharing jaw-dropping stories from his time inside the industry. Plus Christina shows Jim some insane Toks and other unhinged content we've discovered online. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 849
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:18 - Being A Fat Kid
00:04:20 - Raising Kids
00:08:30 - Opening Clip: Gay Genderfluid Dog
00:14:14 - Woody Allen & Hollywood Creeps
00:20:16 - Marriage, Loyalty, & A Stolen Car
00:31:49 - Really Cool Relationships
00:37:29 - Porn Addiction & How It Rewires Young Minds
00:42:52 - Some Gay Clips
00:47:42 - Huffing Car Accident
00:52:14 - College Frat Boys
00:57:05 - Find The Funny Tour
01:00:02 - Christina's Curations
01:07:06 - Closing Song - "Bite The End of Your Dad's D*ck Off" by DJ Stanimom
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- [REDACTED] Is In The Epstein Files?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 848Feb 25, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minSPONSORS:
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Tom Segura joins Christina P via Zoom this week and the mommies waste no time getting completely stupid. This episode has it all: the absolutely unhinged viral Nicole Curtis “fart n-word” clip, a fresh dose of Safety Larry doing what Safety Larry does best, and Fancy Chef stepping into the pizza review game like a true culinary king, and a revelation about a certain comedian being in the Epstein files that that us laughing our shirts off. Plus the mommies get horrible or hilarious, shame some TikTards, and update each other on their respective periods. Keep featherin’ it, follow proto, and enjoy the slop.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 848
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:11 - Tom's Cute Face
00:07:03 - Hamster Funeral
00:16:04 - Opening Clip: Fart N-Word
00:27:38 - Period Update
00:28:52 - [Redacted] Is In The Epstein Files
00:30:52 - Safety Larry
00:44:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:49:21 - Dick Doc + Heated Rivalry
00:51:18 - Fancy Chef Pizza Review
00:55:08 - Clip: My White Stuff
00:56:07 - TikToks
01:03:59 - Wrap Up
01:04:34 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen
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- [REDACTED] Is In The Epstein Files?!Feb 25, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minSPONSORS:
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Tom Segura joins Christina P via Zoom this week and the mommies waste no time getting completely stupid. This episode has it all: the absolutely unhinged viral Nicole Curtis “fart n-word” clip, a fresh dose of Safety Larry doing what Safety Larry does best, and Fancy Chef stepping into the pizza review game like a true culinary king, and a revelation about a certain comedian being in the Epstein files that that us laughing our shirts off. Plus the mommies get horrible or hilarious, shame some TikTards, and update each other on their respective periods. Keep featherin’ it, follow proto, and enjoy the slop.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 848
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:11 - Tom's Cute Face
00:07:03 - Hamster Funeral
00:16:04 - Opening Clip: Fart N-Word
00:27:38 - Period Update
00:28:52 - [Redacted] Is In The Epstein Files
00:30:52 - Safety Larry
00:44:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:49:21 - Dick Doc + Heated Rivalry
00:51:18 - Fancy Chef Pizza Review
00:55:08 - Clip: My White Stuff
00:56:07 - TikToks
01:03:59 - Wrap Up
01:04:34 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen
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- Topping From The Bottom w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 847Feb 18, 2026 · 1 hr 20 minSPONSORS:
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is joined by comedian Ian Fidance for a no-holds-barred conversation that swings wildly between trauma, sexuality, spirituality, parenting, and some of the most cool guys we've seen on the algo. Ian also plugs his new show "Ian Do: An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs" that is out now on the YMH Studios Network!
Ian opens up about growing up with grief, anger, and confusion, sharing brutally honest stories about mental health, addiction, sexuality, and learning how to feel emotions without self-destruction. Christina matches him beat for beat, reflecting on immigrant parenting, generational trauma, shame, and the terrifying responsibility of raising emotionally healthy kids.From bottoming diets, trans Instagram thirst traps, and Epstein file conspiracies, to TikTok egg pranks, needle play, and deep dives into cult leaders, this episode is a chaotic masterclass in what happens when two hyper-self-aware comics refuse to censor themselves.
There’s laughter, discomfort, unexpected warmth, and moments of real clarity about identity, attraction, power, shame, and why modern internet culture feels completely broken. Plus: ska music, parenting philosophy, fashion crimes, hotel hookups, gay cruising etiquette, and why shame might actually serve a purpose. Try it out!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 847
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:24 - It's Just A Phase
00:08:55 - Opening Clip: Bottoming University
00:16:15 - Epstein Files, Spiritual Awakenings, & Cults
00:26:31 - Clip: Trans New Yorker
00:32:07 - Pulling Humans
00:37:26 - Clip: Old Muscle Guy
00:39:45 - Dating Dudes
00:44:36 - Clip: Adorable Face Enthusiast
00:46:46 - Clip: Old Lady Egg Prank
00:48:05 - Ian Takes Over The Show
00:50:38 - Clip: More Egg Prank
00:54:17 - Christina's Curations
01:04:35 - The Real Hunger Games
01:06:28 - Back To The TikToks
01:12:08 - Final Thoughts
01:16:14 - Closing Song -"I Bless Them All" by DJ Brad Pitt
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is joined by comedian Ian Fidance for a no-holds-barred conversation that swings wildly between trauma, sexuality, spirituality, parenting, and some of the most cool guys we've seen on the algo. Ian also plugs his new show "Ian Do: An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs" that is out now on the YMH Studios Network!
Ian opens up about growing up with grief, anger, and confusion, sharing brutally honest stories about mental health, addiction, sexuality, and learning how to feel emotions without self-destruction. Christina matches him beat for beat, reflecting on immigrant parenting, generational trauma, shame, and the terrifying responsibility of raising emotionally healthy kids.
From bottoming diets, trans Instagram thirst traps, and Epstein file conspiracies, to TikTok egg pranks, needle play, and deep dives into cult leaders, this episode is a chaotic masterclass in what happens when two hyper-self-aware comics refuse to censor themselves.
There’s laughter, discomfort, unexpected warmth, and moments of real clarity about identity, attraction, power, shame, and why modern internet culture feels completely broken. Plus: ska music, parenting philosophy, fashion crimes, hotel hookups, gay cruising etiquette, and why shame might actually serve a purpose. Try it out!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:24 - It's Just A Phase
00:08:55 - Opening Clip: Bottoming University
00:16:15 - Epstein Files, Spiritual Awakenings, & Cults
00:26:31 - Clip: Trans New Yorker
00:32:07 - Pulling Humans
00:37:26 - Clip: Old Muscle Guy
00:39:45 - Dating Dudes
00:44:36 - Clip: Adorable Face Enthusiast
- Skankfest Surprise w/ Luis J. Gomez | Your Mom's House Ep. 846Feb 11, 2026 · 1 hr 24 minSPONSORS:
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P welcomes comedian and Skankfest co-founder Luis J. Gomez for an absolutely unhinged episode with some heart. This episode has it all, Skankfest stories, public defecation, cartel scam calls, jailhouse etiquette, roommate revenge, Norm's poutine fries, and members of the marginalized community doing what they do best.
Luis shares how Skankfest grew from a small idea into one of the most unique comedy festivals in the country, including what sets the audience apart and why their fans are the most respectful degenerates you'll ever meet. The episode also takes a turn into real-world experiences as Luis talks about run-ins with the law, what it’s actually like spending a night in jail, and how people learn the unspoken rules of that environment quickly. He also tells a memorable story about a former roommate that escalated far beyond a normal disagreement and Christina unleashes her curations onto her new homie, Luis. See you on the goth cruise!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:43 - Skankfest, Defecation, & Poutine Fries
00:06:40 - Opening Clip: 50 Single & Horny
00:15:38 - Catching Charges
00:24:45 - Locked Up
00:31:34 - Clip: Bald Date Prep
00:35:42 - Clip: Diaper Reveal
00:40:28 - Clip: Lakefront Property
00:43:33 - Clip: Common Area Argument
00:50:07 - Skankfest Stories
00:55:53 - Openly Freaky
01:04:34 - TikToks
01:20:18 - Wrap Up
01:21:38 - Closing Song - "Pegged (OMG)" by Odd-Track Numbers
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P welcomes comedian and Skankfest co-founder Luis J. Gomez for an absolutely unhinged episode with some heart. This episode has it all, Skankfest stories, public defecation, cartel scam calls, jailhouse etiquette, roommate revenge, Norm's poutine fries, and members of the marginalized community doing what they do best.
Luis shares how Skankfest grew from a small idea into one of the most unique comedy festivals in the country, including what sets the audience apart and why their fans are the most respectful degenerates you'll ever meet. The episode also takes a turn into real-world experiences as Luis talks about run-ins with the law, what it’s actually like spending a night in jail, and how people learn the unspoken rules of that environment quickly. He also tells a memorable story about a former roommate that escalated far beyond a normal disagreement and Christina unleashes her curations onto her new homie, Luis. See you on the goth cruise!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 846
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:43 - Skankfest, Defecation, & Poutine Fries
00:06:40 - Opening Clip: 50 Single & Horny
00:15:38 - Catching Charges
00:24:45 - Locked Up
00:31:34 - Clip: Bald Date Prep
00:35:42 - Clip: Diap
- Sal Vulcano Is Shocked This Is On YouTube | Your Mom's House Ep. 845Feb 4, 2026 · 1 hr 17 minSPONSORS:
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is riding solo while Tom Segura is away shooting Bad Thoughts, and she’s joined by comedian/Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano for a unscheduled ride into the world of Architecture Digest.
Things spiral immediately as Christina introduces Sal to Kevin Leonardo, a self-proclaimed “educational” creator who demonstrates ass shaving, douching, and butt-hole hygiene in full HD. Sal, who has a famously weak constitution and a severe fear of vomiting, is absolutely not prepared for what he sees, but you probably are.
From there, Christina and Sal debate wild internet conspiracies involving satanic rituals, celebrity baby-eating rumors, and adrenochrome hysteria, questioning how anyone could possibly keep secrets at that level of fame. They next break down a viral food challenge. where a man with obviously fake teeth eats an obviously roasted potato every single day.
The chaos continues with Sal recounting his nightmare experience in a self-driving Waymo car, the duo dissecting unhinged “alpha male” Uber-fight roleplay videos, and a brutally honest roast of shirtless celebrity vacation photos, featuring Jack Nicholson living his absolute best life. Plus some TikToks, cool guys, and Grammy fashion, all in this weeks episode for you to chew on.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 845
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:25 - Celebrity Satanists
00:09:57 - Opening Clip: Beaver Teeth Potato Eater
00:15:54 - McDonalds, Steve Irwin, & Beavo's IG
00:21:24 - Waymos & Disrespectful Uber Drivers
00:31:48 - Vacation Jack Nicholson, Pam Anderson, & Eyebrows
00:40:44 - RIP Catherine O'Hara + Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy
00:46:11 - Sex Scenes In Movies
00:48:54 - Architecture Digest Open Door
00:53:30 - Uncomfortable Vin Diesel
00:57:48 - Grammy Fashion
01:04:49 - Sal's New Show
01:06:34 - Christina's Curations
01:16:01 - Closing Song - "Talk 2 U Girl" by Saul Garland
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is riding solo while Tom Segura is away shooting Bad Thoughts, and she’s joined by comedian/Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano for a unscheduled ride into the world of Architecture Digest.
Things spiral immediately as Christina introduces Sal to Kevin Leonardo, a self-proclaimed “educational” creator who demonstrates ass shaving, douching, and butt-hole hygiene in full HD. Sal, who has a famously weak constitution and a severe fear of vomiting, is absolutely not prepared for what he sees, but you probably are.
From there, Christina and Sal debate wild internet conspiracies involving satanic rituals, celebrity baby-eating rumors, and adrenochrome hysteria, questioning how anyone could possibly keep secrets at that level of fame. They next break down a viral food challenge. where a man with obviously fake teeth eats an obviously roasted potato every single day.
The chaos continues with Sal recounting his nightmare experience in a self-driving Waymo car, the duo dissecting unhinged “alpha male” Uber-fight roleplay videos, and a brutally honest roast of shirtless celebrity vacation photos, featuring Jack Nicholson living his absolute best life. Plus some TikToks, cool guys, and Grammy fashion, all in this weeks episode for you to chew on.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 845
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- Surviving An Ice Storm | Your Mom's House Ep. 844Jan 28, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minSPONSORS:
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P hunker down for the ice storm and break down a clip of man threatening the world while borrowing his mom’s ice.
The main mommies also explore the psychology of guys who think owning three coolers counts as wealth. Plus: unfiltered race takes, serial killer interviews that somehow turn philosophical, cringe dad gymnastics, brutal internet injuries, and Christina P confirms another rare double pipe classic. Add in storm prep advice (wine over water), aging body truths, hydration-denying parents, and some more of the internet’s coolest dudes, and you’ve got another classic YMH episode with Tim and Christine.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 844
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:01 - Opening Clip: Connor Got Diamonds
00:16:35 - Deep Diving Connor's Instagram
00:26:31 - Too Old For This Shi
00:32:00 - Charo's Needs Water
00:36:19 - This Guy Is Really Cool
00:43:13 - Clip: Chuck The Gay Man
00:44:33 - YMH EXCLUSIVE: Double Pipe Classic
00:48:18 - Mike The Accountant
00:50:56 - Black Guy Opinion
00:54:02 - RIP Whyte Folkz
00:56:37 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:00:00 - Indiana Serial Killer
01:05:22 - Clip: Laughter Yoga
01:06:32 - Clip: Toilet Paper Donut
01:08:34 - Closing Song - "Touch My Camera" by Bob Dolamite
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- Surviving An Ice StormJan 28, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minSPONSORS:
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P hunker down for the ice storm and break down a clip of man threatening the world while borrowing his mom’s ice.
The main mommies also explore the psychology of guys who think owning three coolers counts as wealth. Plus: unfiltered race takes, serial killer interviews that somehow turn philosophical, cringe dad gymnastics, brutal internet injuries, and Christina P confirms another rare double pipe classic. Add in storm prep advice (wine over water), aging body truths, hydration-denying parents, and some more of the internet’s coolest dudes, and you’ve got another classic YMH episode with Tim and Christine.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 844
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:01 - Opening Clip: Connor Got Diamonds
00:16:35 - Deep Diving Connor's Instagram
00:26:31 - Too Old For This Shi
00:32:00 - Charo's Needs Water
00:36:19 - This Guy Is Really Cool
00:43:13 - Clip: Chuck The Gay Man
00:44:33 - YMH EXCLUSIVE: Double Pipe Classic
00:48:18 - Mike The Accountant
00:50:56 - Black Guy Opinion
00:54:02 - RIP Whyte Folkz
00:56:37 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:00:00 - Indiana Serial Killer
01:05:22 - Clip: Laughter Yoga
01:06:32 - Clip: Toilet Paper Donut
01:08:34 - Closing Song - "Touch My Came
- We Were Trapped! | Your Mom's House Ep. 843Jan 21, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minSPONSORS:
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats".
Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 843
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:32 - Showing The Boys Terminator
00:09:59 - Opening Clip: Digging In Yo Shit
00:17:18 - Clip: Calling All Throat Goats
00:20:42 - Stranded In Paradise
00:30:04 - Mike Fedele
00:37:22 - More Safety Tips With Larry
00:44:34 - Clip: Stranger Danger
00:45:38 - Clip: Grab Those Testicles
00:47:37 - Will Blunderfield + Mantak Chia
00:50:17 - Pot Discourse
00:55:18 - Field Trip At The Dump
01:04:13 - Clip: Trash Talking White Kid
01:06:43 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (Feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown) by Celador
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- We Were Trapped!Jan 21, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minSPONSORS:
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats".
Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 843
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:32 - Showing The Boys Terminator
00:09:59 - Opening Clip: Digging In Yo Shit
00:17:18 - Clip: Calling All Throat Goats
00:20:42 - Stranded In Paradise
00:30:04 - Mike Fedele
00:37:22 - More Safety Tips With Larry
00:44:34 - Clip: Stranger Danger
00:45:38 - Clip: Grab Those Testicles
00:47:37 - Will Blunderfield + Mantak Chia
00:50:17 - Pot Discourse
00:55:18 - Field Trip At The Dump
01:04:13 - Clip: Trash Talking White Kid
01:06:43 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (Feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown) by Celador
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- Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous | Your Mom's House Ep. 842Jan 14, 2026 · 1 hr 16 minSPONSORS:
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This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Joe DeRosa, who will soon be joining the YMH family with a podcast of his own entitled "Vile & Horrendous". He helps Christina along for for an absolutely off the rails episode packed with wild clips, hot takes, and some classic YMH energy.
From an unexpectedly epic saxophone intro, to a disturbing church meltdown, to Christina’s meticulously curated TikTok insanity, this episode spirals fast, before finally landing on a brutally accurate breakdown of boring corporate fast food culture. The house they filmed Home Alone in is also in sale and looks like an insane place to live in! So strap in, stay black, keep those jeans high and tight.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 842
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:50 - Facts Of Life Girls & Vintage Collectables
00:08:30 - Not About That Weed
00:14:45 - Opening Clip: Can't Make Friends
00:20:33 - Saxophone
00:26:36 - Clip: Crazy Church Man
00:37:35 - Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous
00:48:01 - Lipshitz Plug
00:49:36 - Christina's Curations
01:03:49 - Home Alone House & Boring Corporate Fast Food
01:09:40 - Closing Song -"Cool Girl Club" By Versace Kolache
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- Joe DeRosa Is Vile & HorrendousJan 14, 2026 · 1 hr 16 minSPONSORS:
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This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Joe DeRosa, who will soon be joining the YMH family with a podcast of his own entitled "Vile & Horrendous". He helps Christina along for for an absolutely off the rails episode packed with wild clips, hot takes, and some classic YMH energy.
From an unexpectedly epic saxophone intro, to a disturbing church meltdown, to Christina’s meticulously curated TikTok insanity, this episode spirals fast, before finally landing on a brutally accurate breakdown of boring corporate fast food culture. The house they filmed Home Alone in is also in sale and looks like an insane place to live in! So strap in, stay black, keep those jeans high and tight.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 842
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:50 - Facts Of Life Girls & Vintage Collectables
00:08:30 - Not About That Weed
00:14:45 - Opening Clip: Can't Make Friends
00:20:33 - Saxophone
00:26:36 - Clip: Crazy Church Man
00:37:35 - Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous
00:48:01 - Lipshitz Plug
00:49:36 - Christina's Curations
01:03:49 - Home Alone House & Boring Corporate Fast Food
01:09:40 - Closing Song -"Cool Girl Club" By Versace Kolache
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- Jeans-Mas Vacation w/ Chevy Chase | Your Mom's House Ep. 841Dec 24, 2025 · 1 hr 7 minSPONSORS:
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Hallelujah! Where’s the Tylenol? It’s a very YMH Christmas, and the studio is lit up like Clark Griswold’s house because comedy legend Chevy Chase stops by! Tom and Christina unwrap holiday trauma, German Christmas music meltdowns, Santa vs. Baby Jesúska, dangerous European elevators, and the evolution of internet weirdos. Then Chevy joins to talk SNL, Three Amigos, the making of Vacation, Forrest Gump almost being his role, improv secrets, wild celebrity encounters, and why Richard Pryor was untouchable. Grab your eggnog and your wolf coat—this one is a Christmas classic.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 841
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:11 - Merry Jeans-mas!
00:06:57 - Opening Clip: Cure For A Bad Day
00:08:57 - Threads, Diddy Doc, & Day Of The Jackal
00:19:51 - Clip: Chinese Girlfriend Song
00:20:49 - Situational Awareness
00:26:05 - Chevy Chase
00:30:15 - Saturday Night Live & Studio Comedies
00:39:42 - Other Roles, Directors, & Dan Aykroyd
00:46:53 - Presidents
00:50:12 - Carlin, Pryor, & The Bomb Squad
00:56:31 - The Legacy Of Vacation
01:03:05 - Wrap Up
01:04:41 - Closing Song - "Bedspread Shit" by Unknown
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- Jeans-Mas Vacation w/ Chevy ChaseDec 24, 2025 · 1 hr 7 minSPONSORS:
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Hallelujah! Where’s the Tylenol? It’s a very YMH Christmas, and the studio is lit up like Clark Griswold’s house because comedy legend Chevy Chase stops by! Tom and Christina unwrap holiday trauma, German Christmas music meltdowns, Santa vs. Baby Jesúska, dangerous European elevators, and the evolution of internet weirdos. Then Chevy joins to talk SNL, Three Amigos, the making of Vacation, Forrest Gump almost being his role, improv secrets, wild celebrity encounters, and why Richard Pryor was untouchable. Grab your eggnog and your wolf coat—this one is a Christmas classic.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 841
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:11 - Merry Jeans-mas!
00:06:57 - Opening Clip: Cure For A Bad Day
00:08:57 - Threads, Diddy Doc, & Day Of The Jackal
00:19:51 - Clip: Chinese Girlfriend Song
00:20:49 - Situational Awareness
00:26:05 - Chevy Chase
00:30:15 - Saturday Night Live & Studio Comedies
00:39:42 - Other Roles, Directors, & Dan Aykroyd
00:46:53 - Presidents
00:50:12 - Carlin, Pryor, & The Bomb Squad
00:56:31 - The Legacy Of Vacation
01:03:05 - Wrap Up
01:04:41 - Closing Song - "Bedspread Shit" by Unknown
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- Our Jeans Are High & Tactical | Your Mom's House Ep. 840Dec 17, 2025 · 1 hr 24 minSPONSORS:
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Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YMH initiative: total-life preparedness. From flashlight stances to 10-second doorway scans, the leaders of the Mommy Militia learn how to navigate a world full of lurking threats, fire, danger, and of course… clowns. Shout out to Jason Fabus for the amazing sax intro (IG: @jasonfabus).
Tom and Christina show off an impressive array of emergency gear (machetes, trauma shears, MRE pizza with 5,000 calories, brass knuckles, and a foldable murder-credit-card), before the two dive into more safety guy Larry Betz safety lessons, some prime examples of black romance, horny James Joyce letters, trench foot, some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikTok's, and then addressing the loss of a truly stacked inspiration.
Stay safe. Stay ready. And never walk into a Chili’s without scanning the exits first.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 840
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:12 - Farts & Safety
00:06:44 - Opening Clip: Restaurant Scan
00:16:40 - Clip: Safety Shaun
00:18:59 - More Safety Tips & The Perfect Neighbor
00:30:54 - Clip: Misgendered Meltdown
00:35:11 - Clip: Talk To The Butt
00:37:08 - James Joyce Love Letters
00:41:31 - Clip: Big Gay Clowns
00:43:59 - Madonna
00:47:03 - Clip: Headbutt Self Defense
00:48:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:54:15 - Clip: Isolation Year
00:57:41 - RIP Mary Magdalene
00:59:16 - Clip: Pastor's Cool Advice For Women
01:04:38 - Fedsmoker Jr
01:09:05 - TikToks
01:19:38 - Final Safety Tips
01:22:01 - Closing Song - "She Got Tits" by Joseph and John Juarez
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- Our Jeans Are High & TacticalDec 17, 2025 · 1 hr 24 minSPONSORS:
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Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YMH initiative: total-life preparedness. From flashlight stances to 10-second doorway scans, the leaders of the Mommy Militia learn how to navigate a world full of lurking threats, fire, danger, and of course… clowns. Shout out to Jason Fabus for the amazing sax intro (IG: @jasonfabus).
Tom and Christina show off an impressive array of emergency gear (machetes, trauma shears, MRE pizza with 5,000 calories, brass knuckles, and a foldable murder-credit-card), before the two dive into more safety guy Larry Betz safety lessons, some prime examples of black romance, horny James Joyce letters, trench foot, some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikTok's, and then addressing the loss of a truly stacked inspiration.
Stay safe. Stay ready. And never walk into a Chili’s without scanning the exits first.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 840
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:12 - Farts & Safety
00:06:44 - Opening Clip: Restaurant Scan
00:16:40 - Clip: Safety Shaun
00:18:59 - More Safety Tips & The Perfect Neighbor
00:30:54 - Clip: Misgendered Meltdown
00:35:11 - Clip: Talk To The Butt
00:37:08 - James Joyce Love Letters
00:41:31 - Clip: Big Gay Clowns
00:43:59 - Madonna
00:47:03 - Clip: Headbutt Self Defense
00:48:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:54:15 - Clip: Isolation Year
00:57:41 - RIP Mary Magdalene
00:59:16 - Clip: Pastor's Cool Advice For Women
01:04:38 - Fedsmoker Jr
01:09:05 - TikToks
01:19:38 - Final Safety Tips
01:22:01 - Closing Song - "She Got Tits" by Joseph and John Juarez
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- Is It Gay To Drink Matcha? | Your Mom's House Ep. 839Dec 10, 2025 · 1 hr 36 minSPONSORS:
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are firing on all cylinders as chaos reigns from start to finish. Christine boldly reclaims her glasses identity (sparking a surprisingly heated household debate), questionable gift choices come under scrutiny, and the internet once again proves it was the greatest mistake.
From rage-filled rants about fake followers and bots, to disturbingly confident accountants, fetish podcasters breaking down their very specific preferences, and viral videos featuring hornets, skateboarding trauma, and shower-time courting rituals, this episode will make you cry m, my baby!
Tim and Christine also check out more content from their new favorite survivalist, chime in on a Italian man's scam with his dead mother, and go off about people walking among us who aren't as sane as they seem. Add in fart economics, tactical vests for children, holiday gifting advice, and a deep dive into what really makes something “gay,” and you’ve got a classic YMH rollercoaster. Buckle up, Mommy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 839
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:58 - Opening Clip: Fireside Chat
00:07:19 - Clowning Around A Pazsitzky Effect
00:17:00 - Prepared Not Paranoid
00:28:40 - Lipstick Plug
00:30:16 - Bitches Love A Strong Jawline
00:34:39 - Clip: Fart Fetish Confession
00:39:20 - Clip: Domino's Fart Pizza
00:43:18 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:49:34 - MMA Domination
00:51:43 - Hitler Won An Election
00:58:19 - Italian Mom Scam + Plain Clothes Psycho
01:05:38 - Meghan Markle's Salmonella Thanksgiving
01:08:35 - Crack Is Whack
01:14:40 - A Really Cool Story
01:19:38 - TikToks
01:33:49 - Closing Song - "SooWoo" by Josh Del
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- Is It Gay To Drink Matcha?Dec 10, 2025 · 1 hr 36 minSPONSORS:
- Shop SKIMS Mens at https://SKIMS.com. #skimspartner
- Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/YMH. Promo Code YMH
- Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM.
This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are firing on all cylinders as chaos reigns from start to finish. Christine boldly reclaims her glasses identity (sparking a surprisingly heated household debate), questionable gift choices come under scrutiny, and the internet once again proves it was the greatest mistake.
From rage-filled rants about fake followers and bots, to disturbingly confident accountants, fetish podcasters breaking down their very specific preferences, and viral videos featuring hornets, skateboarding trauma, and shower-time courting rituals, this episode will make you cry m, my baby!
Tim and Christine also check out more content from their new favorite survivalist, chime in on a Italian man's scam with his dead mother, and go off about people walking among us who aren't as sane as they seem. Add in fart economics, tactical vests for children, holiday gifting advice, and a deep dive into what really makes something “gay,” and you’ve got a classic YMH rollercoaster. Buckle up, Mommy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 839
https://tomsegura.com/tour
https://christinap.com/
https://store.ymhstudios.com
https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast
Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:58 - Opening Clip: Fireside Chat
00:07:19 - Clowning Around A Pazsitzky Effect
00:17:00 - Prepared Not Paranoid
00:28:40 - Lipstick Plug
00:30:16 - Bitches Love A Strong Jawline
00:34:39 - Clip: Fart Fetish Confession
00:39:20 - Clip: Domino's Fart Pizza
00:43:18 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:49:34 - MMA Domination
00:51:43 - Hitler Won An Election
00:58:19 - Italian Mom Scam + Plain Clothes Psycho
01:05:38 - Meghan Markle's Salmonella Thanksgiving
01:08:35 - Crack Is Whack
01:14:40 - A Really Cool Story
01:19:38 - TikToks
01:33:49 - Closing Song - "SooWoo" by Josh Del
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- Hard For Hot Dads | Your Mom's House Ep. 838Dec 3, 2025 · 1 hr 21 minSPONSORS:
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina roast bland Thanksgiving food, obsess over an Olympian-level dad at the kiddie pool, fall in love with a furious celibate called GoogleDaddy, and spiral about a paranoid flashlight guy while trying to de-fatten their cat. Plus the main mommies get emotional about Tom’s new Netflix special, check out some more clips from FedSmoker Jr, learn about defending yourself from "clowns", and shop tactical belts for Christmas. Dreamboat Dad: if you're out there, leave a comment for Tom!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 838
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:37 - Tommy's Buns & Tina's Sticks
00:07:42 - Tom's New Special
00:11:20 - Opening Clip: Aloha Daddy
00:21:31 - Thanksgiving Gaycation
00:38:01 - Stay Safe Out There
00:48:46 - Shopping For Self-Defense Toys
00:55:05 - More From FedSmoker Jr
01:01:16 - Shoutout To MGM & Chef Jose Andres
01:04:32 - The Cat Feeder Conundrum
01:07:24 - Body Fat Percentage
01:18:55 - Wrap Up
01:19:21 - Closing Song - "Fed Smoker Rides Eternal" by Reverend John Wheeler
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